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April 16, 2007
VH1's I Love New York . Season FUCKING Two!
If you missed I Love New York's reunion episode Sunday night then you missed the beginning of I Love New York: Season FUCKING Two!
That's right, New York got dumped again for the THIRD FUCKING TIME! It all started when Tango, the man she choose over Chance in the finale, came out on stage and was reunited with New York. Four months had passed since the show ended and this was the first time they had seen each other [supposely].
Tango started to "fake" his way into New York's heart again by kissing her before they took their seat in a sticky leather couch. As the host talked and clips were shown Tango kept licking his lips while placing his arm around New York as she placed her leg over his. It was obvious both have been watching the episodes play out on VH1 because what was about to happen is because Tango watched the episodes.
Tango sat quietly as New York talked about why she picked Tango, it had something to do about Tango being more "adult" then Chance. Watching Tango as she spoke was exciting because his motors was working overtime. This boy was ready to unleash what he'd been holding back for months. New York then exchanged forgiveness words with Chance due to the fact that she didn't choose him in the finale. Tango is still pretty much quiet at this point.
Next the host shared secret footage of what happened on the finale after Tango proposed to New York. He ended up heading outside to get New York's mother as New York paniced inside the house. When Tango brought in the Devil Mother New York shoved the engagement ring in her mouth. All three started yapping about her wedding to Tango and the Devil Mother noticed something was in her daughter's mouth. She pulled it out and quickly stated "It's too small".
New York suddenly screamed "Thank You!" in agreement to the ring being too small. Imagine how Tango felt at that moment. Well the clip package was over and we get back to the reunion. Finally Tango begins to talk.
Basically he says he came on the show to make a statement. He wants "Tiffany" back and not "New York". He goes on to say he watched the shows and watched New York verbally trash his mother on the show. We then get a clip of the mother bashing antics by New York that quickly kicks off the official start to I Love New York: Season FUCKING Two.
Tango gets up and says that "I watched New York disrespect my mother and I can't fly. It's over". He flips his hooded jacket over his head, walks off the stage, gets his "bro" Boston and they both leave the set.
New York is walking around stage emotional while the host proclaims she doesn't know what's going on. The host then tries to get Chance to save the day but he never gets up. New York screams out to Chance that she should have chosen him and Chance tells her that he would have never done what Tango did to her.
She takes a seat and starts to cry while the host requests for Tango to come back out to explain himself. Suddenly fat ass T-Bone sat down with New York on the couch to comfort her. I'm surprised the camera lens didn't crack under his fugly face. Oh I can't stand T-Bone!
Well, seconds after fat ass T-Bone took a seat out comes Tango back on the set.
New York jumps to her feet screaming "Fuck you!" at Tango while someone escorts fat ass T-Bone off the stage and back to his nobody seat. Tango and New York are verbally ripping into each other now. New York throws out "I don't even care anymore" and "I'm done with your ninja turtle ass" and "Fuck You with your 2 inch mother fucking dick, I don't give a fuck!" Tango says stuff but I can't catch it because New York is louder.
She continues with the "I'm done" rants and walks in the other direction backstage crying in the dark. Suddenly she comes back out on stage as Tango verbally attacks her again. She screams at Tango that the reason she should have chosen Chance is because he "has a fucking bigger dick than you do".
Tango continues his "disrespect" speech and suddenly throws a shout out to Chance telling him "It's good to go pimp. Knock yourself out dog" in reference to Chance taking a butt stab at New York's booty. Tango even grabs Chance's hand and tells him "you be good". Then Tango tells New York "Nobody disrespects my family, ever!" and "It's a wrap" and "When you see Tiffany, you tell her get at me" and "I'm done!".
Backstage Boston and Tango proclaim themselves as "the 2 studs" who are now "single". Boston then informs us that the I Love New York necklace Tango had around his neck needs to be put up on eBay but Tango throws it in the trash. Awesome!
Back on stage New York sits down on the couch crying that she put her "heart" into this. Chance keeps telling her to keep her head up or something positive like that. Still Chance has never gotten up once to comfort New York. The host had to get up later to comfort her. They chatted about New York getting drunk later that night.
The host ends the show with "It looks like my girl New York didn't find love after all". This quote IS the official start of I Love New York: Season FUCKING Two. Expect Tiffany- I mean New York to sign on the dotted line in the coming months.
In other I Love New York reunion news Pumpkin came out as a special guest to announce she's dating Boston. Boston also proclaimed he gained 5 pounds of muscle and the sex between him and Pumpkin is "unbelievable".
Rico, Jersey and Pootie were not at the reunion. One has "issues", the other is on "crutches" and the other is in "jail". Crybaby Romance came manicured toe to manicured toe with New York and announce he too had a new bitch in his life, a new dog. He also acted a fool on stage.
New York's Devil Mother attacked Pumpkin when she left the stage by grabbing her at the neck. Once they were pulled apart Pumpkin wrapped her legs around the first man to come to her aid and was taken backstage where she informed us that her and New York made out and that she had proof of it on her phone. Pumpkin even had a text from New York about something sexual New York wanted to do with Pumpkin.
12 Pack and Heat also announced they are on "tour" sleeping with women across the United States doing their part in helping spread STD's to those willing to put out with reality has been stars. I will say though that Heat is actually looking pretty hot. You can actually see his muscle definition on his body starting to show.
We also found out that New York will make a guest appearance on Charm School where she supposely keeps the bitches in check. I feel like I just got off a wild roller coaster ride and I'm starting to breathe a long sigh of relief. Thanks New York for everything!
Posted by guytvblog at April 16, 2007 12:55 AM
Comments
NY got dissed and so deserved. She should not have dissed Tango's mama. No respect! Her mama is supposed to be a Christian woman and she acts like a two-year-old. We all want the best for our children but the mother and daughter have no class! They are both chain smokers and she is into the church? Puleeze! She allows her daughter to disrespect her elders and that's not right! NY cussing all in front of her mother was just down right tacky! I support Tango dumping her azz on tv! She got spit on, dumped twice by one man, engaged and then dumped again. She is a loser! No self-esteem either. Will the real Tiffany please stand up? All those wigs, fake azz eyes and plastic surgery is not doing justice. She looked better on the first reunion after the flavor of love season one. She'll never get a man with her mama in the mix and her filthy mouth and attitude. All that cussing is not necessary. NY, you got DUMPED!! again. HAHAHA .... well deserved. Lesson: don't ever disrespect folks mama. It comes back on ya! HAHA
Posted by: Nikki at April 16, 2007 12:20 AM
We all still love New York despite getting dumped again. I disagree with everyone, NY does not come across as a nasty drag queen. She is a star, no matter what all these people throw at her. She is smart, funny, tragic, and a riot!!!
These HIMBO's this installment were all cheap players! Can we really stand 12 pack or Romance, who were stuffed Tomali's at best. I think Mr. Boston is endearing although stupid to the point of needed a brain transplant.
The big Tango certainly was not as bad as some but what about the gansta Chance? A Flav wannabe who cared little for New York!
Verdict:
More fun and heartaches in the next I Love New York series.
But who is the real New York aka Tiffany???
I wonder.....but she remains a wicked Star and she will find love!!! Go New York!
Posted by: Mike C at April 16, 2007 8:50 AM
NY, IM GLAD TANGO LEFT YO NASTY ASS
Posted by: D at April 16, 2007 6:10 PM
Lmao Tango and his lame momma got what they deserved! If tango was a real man then the issues between his mom n her shouldnt have been a problem! New York's only mistake was dumping REAL. Viva NY! Fuck Tango!
Posted by: obsessiion at April 18, 2007 1:56 PM
i watched this season the whole way through and this was the fakest ending with the worst actors i have EVER seen. all it was was a set up for season two because season one got so much attention. LAME. and it looks like a lot of people fell for it. dumb asses.
Posted by: not amused at April 18, 2007 9:41 PM
For the comment written above me:
It wouldn't make any sense for the whole entire show and the reunion to be scripted. If it were, then that would mean New York knew from the start she was picking Tango and that he would propose to her. And the producers would have plotted for New York to talk mess about Tango in between tapings of the reunion to get Tango upset to ignite a 2nd I LOVE NEW YORK. That doesn't make any sense. That would also mean Tango's mother was in on it also and came on the show just to be talked about...Or is the mother an actress too?
Everything is not a conspiracy people! I do admit, the show definitely had some actors, or performers rather...New York being the star performer..and her mother with a leading role..Especially that scene when Tango was acting like he was going to leave and she was {fake} crying on the bed. Now that was fake!
But what happened on the reunion show was an honest reaction that any man with any sense would haveif he too were badgered
Posted by: Everythings not a hoax at April 19, 2007 12:15 PM
I was thinking about how everyone keeps proclaiming this as 'fake' and everything .. well if it was, it was ONLY between NY, the VH1 producers and the man she chose .... believe me, black people cannot keep stuff up that good! [I'm black, btw] someone would have said 'we were hired to play ..blah..blah' that part of the showing was ALL REAL ... NY probably thought she would find love, honestly, but being the trash she is, can't. VH1 is a pimp... they just made it so Tango wouldn't want to choose her ensuring their next season .. my .02cents
Posted by: Siles at April 19, 2007 1:04 PM
NY SHOULD HAVE PICKED CHANCE. SHE NEED A THUG IN HER LIFE. SOMEONE THAT CAN HANDLE HER ASS AND CHANCE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT MAN FOR THAT JOB. I HOPE NY FINDS LOVE. WHEN SHE COMES OUT WIT SEASON 2, SHE NEEDS TO BRING CHANCE BACK AND CHOOSE HIM...... END OF DISCUSSION
Posted by: Lady S at April 19, 2007 1:13 PM
The Turtle is a fucked up ass hole the show is called I Love NY not I Love Tiffany show he Knew what she was Like He watched her for two seasons he's the one who should feels like shit she got paid once and she's going to get paid again thanks to his dumb ass
Yo NY I have a great Idea Play off the Bi sexual Thing and have some women on the show that would be hot to death maybe the love you crave you can't get from a man if you need a side kick for season two get at ME and by the way please get your mother a better wig I'm tired of looking at her forehead I LOVE NY, I will always watch your show your great don't change for anybody
fuck TANGO with two inch dick Fuck Flava with his OLD ASS bring CHANCE back And then diss him hey flava didn't find love on TV neither will You. You Just can't trust none of these mother fuckers out here but it makes for exciting T.V. and it Fattens up your pockets and Fuck All you haters especially Miss Jones From HOT 97 in NY she's a big fat dick sucking whore.
Posted by: Valley girl at April 19, 2007 9:55 PM
Finding true love is hard not to mention the fact that most of the people that are on reality shows have their on agendas. They are not there for you, they are only looking to promote them-selves. Tiffany aka "New York" if you are really in search or true love, look within your-self. Grow up and break the chains that your mother have on you. Your heart was for Chance, however, you chose Tango because he seemed more pleasing to/for your mother. Your mother is still trying to find love, so how would she be able to direct you. Love yourself, believe in yourself and trust that you know what is best for you.
Posted by: School Girl at April 22, 2007 1:00 PM
Tango's an ass!! I thought New York made the right decision but I was wrong.. Forget about I love New York 2, she needs to just work shit out with Chance.
Posted by: Vicki at April 22, 2007 1:43 PM
all ya'll hataz need to jump off of NY cuz no matter how she carry herself she's still a woman and first off you don't have a clue of wutz going on in her life behind the scenes. everybody on these reality shows including Turtle Tango just want publicity except for real and chance and what NY need to do is come back with one of Tango's best friends in this piece!! see how his "Jason Voorhees" lookin azz like that! na!!!!!!
Posted by: Kila at April 22, 2007 1:43 PM
New York definitely has alot of growing up to do!her mother needs to get some where and sit down it's sad that she continues to blurt out the fact that she is a christian I am a true believer that jesus christ died for my sins and I would never allow myself to act the way that she does or for that matter encourage my daughter to take part in a show where she's kissing and screwin different men! So to Ms. Tiffany please woman to woman stop with all the cussin it's not becoming and carry yourself like a woman and you will get yourself a good man and this is coming from someone who has a man Oh excuse me a husband!
Posted by: honest at April 22, 2007 5:07 PM
New York is so funny. She knows how to entertain. If everyone looked at the bigger picture, they would see that she is the only Flav girl whose smart enough to be unique and make herself stand out. It's all a game. SMART LADY.....
Posted by: sunshine at April 23, 2007 10:48 AM
YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH NEW YORK I DID NOT BLAME TANGO FOR LEAVING YOUR ASS!!! BITCH!
Posted by: hAILEY at April 23, 2007 7:44 PM
I LOVE NEW YORK, a new level of crude and crass reality tv....and oh how me and my girl kendra loved it!!! i think it will be difficult for even miss new york to surpass the level of low rent that she displayed this season.....long live VH1!!!!
Posted by: maraschino55 at April 24, 2007 9:58 PM
NY deserved what she got!!! Plus shes a dirty hoe!!! I wouldnt be surprised if she got herpes from all that nasty shit she be doing. Her and her mom are a bunch of stupid ass ignorant bitches!! the only man who'd probaly go out with NY is either looking for fame, has low selfesteem, or just wants her money plain and simple!
Posted by: DemonKitty666 at April 25, 2007 2:31 PM
New York (Tiffany)..You go girl..Tango wasn't man enough for you...if he were a man, like he said "it was all television" then he wouldn't care about tv appearances...He was there for the TV appearance also. And everyone in the world all has fake appearances, there isn't ANYONE in this world who is perfect. Not a single person can say that they at one point in their lives was not in Tiffany's shoes about being dumped by someone who they thought was that special someone, you can't know a person's situation unless you have walked a mile in their shoes. Ignore the insults, keep your head up high and keep God in your heart.
Posted by: Kacee1966 at April 25, 2007 5:09 PM
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Posted by: Tango Tells All at April 25, 2007 9:57 PM
Well I guess its better to get paid to get dumped three times in a fucking row. Its obvious that NY cant get a man in the real world otherwise she wouldnt be on VH1 still searching for "real love".My advice is to keep acting like a bitch,yeah you'll be lonely as hell but at least you will have fucking money in your pocket.
Posted by: sylk at April 25, 2007 10:40 PM
The reason Tango did that is so that New York can have another episode, i know! Thats the same thing that happend with Flavor of Love. She just wants more attention. So shes gonna get another show. I know it will happen. It's probably going on as we speak. Or it's already OVER!
Posted by: Courtney at April 26, 2007 4:35 PM
I'm glad Tango left NY. She kicked Onyx off for talking about her mama and she got kicked out of Tangos life for talking about his. Way to go Tango. Don't get it twisted though. I didn't like you on the show. I just agree with you dismissing her for talking about your mama.
Posted by: Ken at April 26, 2007 4:43 PM
ok 1st of all everybody who always tryin to get on New York just because she was a crazy bitch on flavor of love 1 & 2 4 real need to chill the fuck out...Tell me wut is so wrong with being a bitch to a bunch of girlz thats fightin for the same man ur tryin to get wit.Thats wut any bitch wit heart would do...So I aint got nuthin but luv..But it aint no joke that she no doubt shoulda picked Chance cuz 4 real Tango and that "I love you" a week after he met her shit wuz all just to guarantee he got a spot in the end,so he could be sure he wuz remembered after the show ended.He'z a fuckin fake ass mama's boy who needs to grow sum ballz!And as far as her disrespectin his mama ,who out there don't agree that she wuz "BIG and PLAIN"!And wuts wit Tango and his"I wanna get to know Tiffany' bullshit,the show wuz I Love NEW YORK!!!! So if he ain't like New York then wut tha fucks he doin on the show...Too bad she listened to her crazy mama instead of her heart...But if she's smart,and there is a season 2 , she'll give "Sister Patterson' THA BOOT!!! And bring back Brother Chance!!!
Posted by: Mandi at April 26, 2007 11:11 PM
I think the show up until NY picked Tango was as real as reality TV can be. However, the reunion was a set-up. Somewhere in the time between the season finale and the reunion, Tango and NY must have decided they weren't meant for each other. VH1 stepped in gladly and set the dumping up.
Notice that Tango gives a nice kiss and seems glad to see NY. Remember, NY says she was on the phone every night with the winner. This would mean that they'd have talked about the shows in advance of the reunion. So, rather than the two saying they just weren't meant for each other, they were staged to have a big blow-out. Re-watch the reunion. Tango and NY's acting is so bad that you can't help but laugh at the corny blow-up.
Yep, I'm a conspiracy nut! :-)
Posted by: Bill at April 27, 2007 12:12 AM
new york shoudn't have said what she said about his mother. She and her mom had a fit when they heard that oynx said something negative about her mother. Tango to me really was just acting i mean really how do you fall in love with someone in two months and ask them to marry u. i know that it can happen. but he had to share her time with other men. so really he didnt know the real tiffany or newyork.
Posted by: chanda at April 27, 2007 5:16 AM
well it was wrong for newyork to dis his moma tha way she did and onix was not lieing about her moma being fake in that church (she was fake the intire show if you ask me) (and i think she liked chance 2 becuase the way she was acting towards him when she offered him the money)and newyork was a very fake one through out the whole show and if i was newyork i would go to a specialist (not to a clinic) and get a major check up from the way she kissed all those men and slept with them too and i ain't hattin on her because she do her thing and WHATEVA SHE DO SHE DOES IT VERY WELL (i guess)
Posted by: shawty at April 27, 2007 9:28 PM
get a check up new york
Posted by: shawty at April 27, 2007 10:10 PM
DIS YA BOY J-FLO FROM "A" N I LOVE NEWYORK DAMN SHE LOOK SEXY AS FUCK! I WOULD LOVE TO MEET HER 1 DAY. FUCK ALL THEM OTHER BITCHES THAT WANT TO HATE ON HER N SHIT,DEM BITCHES JUST WANT TO BE LIKE HER FUCK'EM FUCK'EM JUST ENVY MY GIRL! I'M OUT DIS BITCH!
Posted by: J-FLO at May 10, 2007 8:24 AM
