guytv blog: May 2007 Archives

« April 2007 | Main | June 2007 »

May 31, 2007

Real World Sydney . House Decor Pictures!

Tomorrow Mr. GuyTVBlog covers The Real World Sydney's Mountain Cowboy housemate, Cohutta!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (2)

May 30, 2007

Adrian Bellani . His Hunky & Sweaty MySpace

Well according to Adrian's MySpace profile it states that he is "single" and it states that he's "straight" but it doesn't say anywhere if he's straight as an arrow! Now here's something fun... with over 2,000+ friends it seems Lance Bass has somehow made it into Adrian's top 24 friends list. Oh how Lance seems to get into everything beautiful...

It also seems Adrian was in my freakin' city of Dallas, TX during 2000-2004 because his hunky butt was attending the Southern Methodist University! He was even part of some greek community called "Pi Kappa Alpha". I see he lists "GOD" as his "hero".... is that a safe answer or should he have put his mother. He also makes it known that if you are requesting a picture of him that you are aware that he wants to "GOD BLESS ANY REQUESTS FOR PICTURES" and to "PLEASE SEND MAIL TO PASSIONS ADRIAN BELLANI 4024 RADFORD AVE STUDIO CITY. CA 91604 PLEASE SEND SELF ADDRESSED ENVELOPE!!!!"

Well I have no need for an autographed picture but if you really need one then send a request his way.

Um WHAT?

It seems one of Adrian's MySpace friends "Angel" writes "Hey Adrian, just passing through and wanted to say hello. I hope that all is well with you and Im glad you guys where able to save Passions from being taken off the air. Take it easy friend and the best of luck to you. Respect, Phillip"

Does this mean everything is NOT coming to an end come August/September? Storylines will continue to be dragged out endlessly?!?! What?!?!?

After some further research it apparently seems Direct TV may be getting Passions after the show airs its final episode September 7th on NBC. Fans like myself are expected to "flock" over to DTV to see Adrian and the gang but NOPE. Adrian Bellani should move on to new projects, new series, new film projects, pick up where the last big male breasted Miguel left off [Jesse Metcalfe]- Adrian, just please stay the miles away from any, I mean any Sci-Fi channel movies! Please, just back away from any Sci-Fi scripts that come your way. Just say No.

Passions better stay cancelled by Summer's end because I'm waiting for this show's soap opera shit to hit the mutha fuckin' fan! I want everything wrapped up so I can move on from Passions.

Adrian Bellani . Official MySpace Profile

Posted by guytvblog at 12:40 AM | Comments (2)

May 29, 2007

Channel 36 . Workout TV

Disclaimer: Please consult with a healthcare professional/doctor before starting any diet or exercise program. Seriously, consult him/her.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:14 AM | Comments (0)

May 28, 2007

RW Las Vegas 2 . Episode Frank Returns

Shit I don't care if Lindsay Lohan was arrested again with D.U.I. in the passenger's seat! I don't care if Green Day has a new music video debuting this week on MTV and I sure as hell don't care if Brangelina got new tattoos! What I care about is The Real World: Las Vegas cast reuniting this week at the Palms Casino Resort suite thus giving us severel more weeks of... Frank's body.

His muscled ROCK HARD body and innocent puppy dog nature is the stuff gay boys dreams about when it comes to landing a drunk straight guy. Reunited: The Real World Las Vegas starts airing Wednesdays at the ten spot.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:14 AM

May 27, 2007

Rosie Gets An Early Exit From The View... Again!

Basically Rosie One Sided O'Donnell asked for an early exit and ABC granted her wish. That's Right. Rosie is no longer part of ABC's The View! She's gone! I'm not siding with Elisabeth on this whole very public ordeal but I am not going to shed a tear that Rosie is off The View.

And yes I'll admit that I started to watch The View only because Rosie was on it and who knows if I'll continue to watch it now that she's no longer on it. One could compare Rosie to a TV act and you're waiting for her to "perform". That's what she was to me at least.

Farwell Rosie. It sure has been fun.

Now come Monday we'll all tune into The View to see Barbara Walters address her latest "Star Jones" situation. I can't wait to see what Barbara will say! Oh wait, Barbara did make some statements on Thursday and I missed it because the President just HAD to make his speech.

Barbara did say that their most watched shows were in the month of Feburary when there were "no feuds" yet when Donald Trump called into MSNBC earlier Friday he seems to believe that when he and Rosie were fighting on air that THAT was the highest rated episode(s) ever. I'll believe Barbara since Donald loves to announce his show is the "number one show on television" when we all know that's never been true.

She also says that she doesn't agree with "someone who shall remain nameless" who said all this was a ratings ploy. She also says this show was created for women to debate but "not to get personal".

Update: Catch the MSNBC BREAKING NEWS of Rosie Quiting! Actually it's Donald Trump who continues his rant on his once friend, "Loser" Rosie. He goes on to say she's "Spoiled... not a very smart woman" and then goes on to say "Elisabeth, who's a dimwit, was able to beat Rosie at a debate... but I've always said that Rosie isn't a smart person...". Mr. Trump also says Elisabeth was correct on calling him "obnoxious".

ABC News also gives us their version of the early exit story. Fox News' Geraldo Rivera reports that trashy news has reported that after the mega cat fight that Rosie trashed her Dressing Room and apparently her chief writer, Janette, was drawing "mustaches" on Elisabeth's photos around the area. Interesting... Ohhh, Donald made his way onto Geraldo's news report and calls Rosie a "stone cold [no audio]"! Later Geraldo tries to get Donald to not use "junior high" slurs yet Donald continues believing he can act as he does.

Off Topic but not really... When Rosie made that comment some weeks ago about The View not having a "female voice" until she came on was just down right disrespectful and shameful because Barbara Walters has right there when she said it. Barbara has been there from the beginning of time itself and has been the strongest female voice EVER on the show. For Shame Rosie, for shame.

Let's watch the cat fight again because it's going to be a long while before we get another 5 minute 30 second verbal fight on daytime TV.

And another interesting thing... Does Alicia Silverstone "snub" Elisabeth on the segment after the mega huge cat fight... check out the clip and you decide! Okay, if you don't have the time to view the clip basically Alicia comes out and doesn't hug Elisabeth- she practically skips Elisabeth and heads straight for Rosie yet gives Joy a half hug and then hugs Rosie... then she hugs the guest host and takes a seat. Although later she talks with Elisabeth during the interview as if everything is fine. Call it what you will.

I will say this... Rosie is gone from The View because of the question she put out there that is leading people to assume that she suggested that American soliders are "terrorists". Rosie did not leave because of Elisabeth. She needs to accept fault for her choice of words on a public show that has a highly sensitive nation watching. Rosie WILL find a way out of this situation she put herself in.

Now that I think of it... Last year we had Star Jones Vs. Joy. This year we had Rosie Vs. Elisabeth... I'm predicting next year we'll have Joy Vs. Elisabeth. Yeah!

Posted by guytvblog at 11:13 PM | Comments (9)

May 26, 2007

GTVB Thinks It Needs To Be Said Once More...

Posted by guytvblog at 12:25 AM | Comments (0)

May 25, 2007

Here's How Mr. GuyTVBlog Watches TV Shows

Wait, wait. This isn't a picture of Mr. GuyTVBlog but best represents how I watch TV. Just in case you were wondering.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:16 AM | Comments (0)

May 24, 2007

Wednesday Night Lost Idol Finale Extravaganza Crap!

American Jordin! . Last night was a good night. I set my TV recorder 15 minutes after because mutha fuckin' American Idol's grand finale show went over about 10 minutes meaning people across America did not see Jordin shut Blake the fuck out.

Lesson learned for those millions of people who didn't see the crowing microphone moment, set any live show to record at least an hour after it's suppose to end. I kinda skipped most of the show and just tuned into what I thought was the last 15 minutes. 8:59pm came and still no winner. I was like mutha fuckin idol!

Some highlights. Tony Bennett finally performed. Sanjaya performance featured the crying girl again, for some reason Sanjaya's face brings her to tears. American Idol sponsored an actual "bushbaby" for that one big eyed kid from the audition episode back when this season first started. Jerry Springer was in the audience... why?

Finally the moment came and Jordin was announced the winner. Blake smiled and went to the bottom of the stage's stairs to join the other "losers". When Jordin started to sing her song Sanjaya sat his fame hunger ass just 2 steps down from her. The other idol contestants were seated on the same steps to the far right and to the far left yet Sanjaya positioned himself to be inches from the middle of the stage steps so that he could be just under Jordin as she was singing. I can't stand Sanjaya and his lust for 20 minutes of fame.

Lost Found! . Wow. ABC's Lost last night was jaw dropping fan-fuck yeah-tastic! Lost delivered on multiple deaths, answered secrets and a shit load of new what-the-fuck questions! I won't go into the details of what exactly happened because I want you to somehow get the first 2 seasons on DVD, watch them and when season 3 comes out later this year, watch it! You see Lost won't return until January 2008 [date subject to change] so you're going to have plenty of time to catch up. Also, when Lost returns expect another no repeat all new episodes back to back event for season 4!

Denver Reunion . The Real World Denver kids got back together to chat about their experiences on the show. A pretty much boring reunion special to a pretty boring season. Let's hope the Sydney season will erupt into the best to date.

At one point during the Denver reunion "straight" Stephen went on a rant about Davis "choosing" to be gay. I was like screaming at the TV to Stephen and wanted to yell/ask him if he "chose" to be straight. He supposely can't fight the feeling of having a sexual interest in women so therefore he did not choose to be straight, it's in him to be straight. Same goes with Davis. He can't seem to fight or maybe has no desire to fight the sexual interest towards men. Therefore gay men do not choose to be gay because it's in us to be gay. There's no choice here. None. I wish this useless issue of choice would just fade away already.

And I didn't see anything regarding Davis and PJ. Are they still together? Should we care? It was a funny last few seconds though when the show played the audio clip of Brooke saying "he told me I have a double chin so I destroyed his room".

Finally GuyTVBlog.com can be done with the Denver season because I have no interest in covering it anymore! Bring on Sydney already!

Sheer Crap . Another shit on it episode aired on Bravo. I'm talking about Shear Crap- I mean Shear Genius. This episode had the final four crafting black women's hair, then they watched video of people from home that brought them to tears... what is this, Survivor? Everyone was tearing up and crying saying "I needed that". Whatever. You're fucking cutting hair!

Fast Forward to the end and we see Boogie, the fatter of the hairstylsts, finally going home. He delivered some bullshit comment about how he's "SO HAPPY TO GO HOME". Fucking liar, you're there to win it, not go home early! Stupid contestant for a stupid show.

Next up is the highly watchable Reunion of the Sheer Crap cast. The reason why I love Bravo reality show reunions is because of Andy Cohen. He's super dreamy and always wearing a shirt that always features his chest hair peaking out of the top buttons. He's raspy voice and possibly half flab half muscle body would be something rather grand to explore.

Okay, enough about Andy. Back the cast that featured Tabitha, Queen Cunt of the show. Anthony started talking and I fell in a reality show TV crush for his body. Anything he wears features large muscles trying to push through.

About 3 minutes in I got bored and started fast forwarding... that is until Andy came on the screen again. His super lustful lips started moving and I smiled grew on my face. I just want Andy to rip his pink shirt apart to reveal his entire hairy pecs.

Oh man, 10 minutes in the Sheer Crap reunion show I deleted it. I can't stand the show and I'm done talking about it. Moving on to Kathy's D List show that premieres on June something.

What's this I just read, Tabitha won 10,000 dollars because she was "fan favorite"?!?! Fuck her, BITCH.

And here's what happened Tuesday on American Idol's finale week.

On Tuesday's American Idol finale voting show Jordin Sparks blew one trick pony Blake out of the fucking water with the final song. But for a moment the cameras cut to Melinda, Chris and Phil in the crowd. Both Chris and Phil were happy and cheering on Jordin... but Melinda... Well her face explains it all. Doesn't it? I mean what happened to "Humble Melinda"?

Posted by guytvblog at 12:19 AM

May 23, 2007

Game Wood . Fantastic Pixelated Body!

Johnny Storm's fantastic game body will truely give you some great game "wood".

Posted by guytvblog at 12:10 AM | Comments (0)

May 22, 2007

GTVB Asks . What Happened To Hardy Hill's Hard Body?

I'm sorry to be so harsh but imagine the even more shallower people in Miami treat him behind his back! Hardy, you're 36 years old, get back in prime shape! GTVB readers, check out the previous version of Hardy Hill's body.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:39 AM | Comments (2)

May 21, 2007

Andy Baldwin Shows Off His Bulges Before The Finale!

That's right, tonight is the series- I mean season finale of ABC's The Bachelor: An Officer & A Gentleman. Tonight Andy picks Bevin- I mean Tessa- No wait, I mean Bevin- Fuck, I know who he picks. It's that drunk MTVish girl Lindsay from the hilarious season premiere!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:50 AM | Comments (1)

Mr. GuyTVBlog Almost Stumbled On Sylar's Whereabouts

NBC airs the Heroes season finale tonight! Don't miss a cliffhanger that will be "explosive" as we are led to believe from the finale tv spots. It better be "explosive" NBC or GuyTVBlog.com foresees a cancellation in your near future!

And I still think Sylar is a closeted queen!

Update: Is it Skylar or Sylar? Apparently it's Sylar according to IMDB.com because for the fuckin life of me I couldn't find his gawd damn profile over on NBC.com's Heroes website. But I'm not the first or last person to keep calling him Skylar, it seems everyone's doing now.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:16 AM | Comments (1)

May 20, 2007

For Those Office Addicts Needing Their Fix

Posted by guytvblog at 12:51 AM | Comments (0)

May 19, 2007

On The Lot . Starring Mark Davies!

Again, I don't know officially if Mark will be on the film directing reality show but here's hoping his body and acting skill makes it!

With closer inspection of the series website it seems both Charley and Mark are actors hoping to use the On The Lot community website to be make into the business, well, the more glamours side of business. Maybe we'll see them both on the reality show in the short films the we are suppose to judge the directors on.

On The Lot premieres this Tuesday May 22nd on FOX.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:00 AM | Comments (0)

May 18, 2007

On The Lot . Starring Charley Rice!

Still not sure if Mr. Rice will be part of the show because it seems actors by the dozen are posting their resumes and profiles on the reality show's community website.

Now the website for ON THE LOT is quite confusing because I don't think everyone posted on the website is indeed part of the show. Well, here's hoping he makes it on whatever acting cast this show consists of.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:09 AM | Comments (0)

May 17, 2007

What The Fuck Wednesday! Melinda Out, Davis Cheats & Crap!

Melinda Is Free . That's it. The road to contracted torture is over. Melinda Doolittle is out of the competition of American Idol, a show that I still believe is fixed to some degree. The ratings for this season of Idol haven't been so great so I feel the producers decided to give us a shocking show that would translate into the show waving their finger at the audience for not tuning in all while telling us "you never know what will happen on idol".

Melinda will of course do Grammy Awarding winning well after this competition. I guess the producers and Simon himself felt it would be fun to send Melinda home, just for the fuck of it.

Jordin and Melinda- I mean Blake are the final 2. Now one of them will be owned like a street whore by American Idol come next week. I'm so sick of Blake's bee bop bullshit routine and I'm all for Team Jordin. Blake is a one trick pony and little girls everywhere love his stink. Hey little girls, you have no chance with Blake, he and Chris are going to get married [when it's legal] and live gayly ever after.

But now if you think about it Tayler Hicks did not win last year just because of little girls. It's the viewing adult audience who supposely control the final vote and therefore GuyTVBlog predicts the viewing adults will vote Jordin to take the questionable & controlling grand prize.

And ha ha. Blake got booed just like Sanjaya did some weeks ago because someone was going home when we all know Blake should have been the one to leave.

Finally American Idol viewers, NOT SIMON, were wrong about Jennifer Hudson and the same stupid audience is wrong again for allowing Blake to push through to the finale. And what's worse about everything is The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck called it back on April 11th that Jordin and Blake would be the finale 2. Bitch.

The Real Idiot . Last night The Real World: Denver ended with an hour long finale that featured Davis bringing some male shank home and doing gay stuff under the sheets while Colie and Jenn watched from the other bed.

I'm sorry but EVERYONE in the house was discussing Davis cheating on PJ but if anyone really cared about PJ and Davis as a couple they should have barged into the room, yanked the covers off, yell at Davis to NOT CHEAT ON PJ and tell SHANK WHORE to get the fuck out. Stop them from having sex. But then again no one in the house really cares about Davis so no one did anything except trash talk Davis and laugh at the fact that he was cheating on PJ.

As for PJ, Davis boyfriend, he's the Real Idiot for allowing a load of shit called Davis to come back into his life to try and "work it out". You see after Davis got drunk, brought home some male shank, blew each other off and/or cummed all over each other, Davis finally called PJ to discuss it. PJ tells Davis that he finds out about Davis' possible sexual betrayal through MYSPACE!

Davis ends up writing an email to PJ about what really happened and edited seconds later we find out PJ has ended it with Davis. Davis then whines and cries in some bar with Jenn about being "alone" and that he has "no one". Later PJ and Davis finally get back to talking over the phone and PJ takes Davis back. He takes the mutha fucker back after he cheated on him. Davis blames booze, an easy way out of cheating for some people.

Next week is the RWD reunion and there we'll find out if PJ and Davis are still together. I kinda don't think they are together anymore since there was that gay blog buzz about Davis having some kind of threeway shank whore fest with Reichen from The Amazing Race. Yep Reichen, you'll always be know as that guy from The Amazing Race. Always.

Thank the TV Gods The Real World: Denver is over because we fans need a new cast and a new season. Bring it on Sydney! Bring it the fuck on!

Sheer Crap . Yep I'm talking about Bravo TV's Shear Genius. Last night I watched because there was nothing else on around 10pm Texas time. The 2 front runners of this hair cutting competition are Tyson and Tabitha, one who's a cocky little male blondy and the other a british twat who must have walked into a wall and never facially recovered.

Last night the remaining 6 contestants were split into teams of 2 and since Tyson won last week he got to select the teams. He choose Tabitha because he knows that's his only competition. They ended up winning the first mission of the day by a landslide and me as a viewer would think they both would be going into the finale.

Well in comes the 2nd "wedding" challenge and at the judging Queen Cunt Tabitha let it be known that she had a strong distaste for Tyson but BUT "respects him professionally". Even the bride to be knew they were not getting along.

So the idiot judges based this ONE challenge and made stupid assumptions that Tyson and Tabitha would be working together in the near future at a wedding and this behaviour just would ruin the bride's day... anyways... Tyson and Tabitha were "cut" from the competition leaving four unfriendly TV personalities. Boring finale but a fun reunion to air immediately after whoever wins the crappy Sheer Crap prize.

On A Side Note . I'd like to LAUGH OUT LOUD at Renee from America's Next Top Bitch for getting booted and not making it the final 2. Even in the last episode Renee's cunty mouth wouldn't shut the fuck up about Natasha, the Russian beauty who married an old man. And Renee's winning quote "Nine months ago I had a baby and I thought my life was over..." Horrible quote from a very bitter woman.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:49 AM | Comments (2)

May 16, 2007

I Love New York 2 . Auditions Worth Our Erections 2

I Love New York 2 . Casting Website

Posted by guytvblog at 12:51 AM

ABC's The Bachelor . Confused As Ever

Okay, I'll admit that I have left a few very important words out of Andy's very straight as an arrow quotes. It has been revealed across the net that he ends up with Tessa and not that cunt Bevin. So with that said he's going with the straight life... damn.

I think half of America would still love to see an actual show that features An Officer and a GENTLEMAN, meaning a gay version of the bachelor. Hello?!?! Logo TV Channel, buy or purchase the rights!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:47 AM | Comments (2)

May 15, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 15th - Monday 21st

[ Welcome to GuyTVBlog.com's 3rd season of Qox Populi! What's that you ask? Sit up close to your PC screen, pucker your lips and let's find out! This new pop culture wannabe phrase is created based on the term, Vox Populi, which means "popular public opinion" or "voice of the people". To give it a queer edge, as GuyTVBlog.com tends to do with TV programs, this webmaster has changed the first letter to "Q" thus making the immature side of your personality pronance the word as "cox poppye lee". It's fun to talk dirty, teach your friends.

This is how Qox Populi will work. Each week, on every Tuesday, you'll find within these weekly posts various news topics, rants and raves as well as my personal dislikes & my highly respectable opinion(s) [of course to those of interest] regarding everything that appears on your TV box. Anytime I watch a show or experience something pop culture related on tv that has a queer/gay/homo twist, I will post about it under each week's Qox Populi entry. Visit GuyTVBlog.com all week to see how it works. ]

HayleyAndrew Vs Australia . Basically Big Brother Couple Hayley and Andrew are becoming a new found hatred in Australia. They put themselves on this pedestal of moral behaviour and pretty much get off telling other people how "immature" they are and how they are "wrong". This couple is all about attacking as a pair and pointing fingers at everyone but themselves.

The video featured above is basically Hayley and Andrew being upset with Demet because she called them "fake" and she was upset Bodie left the house. Fights started by Hayley & Andrew are taking Big Brother Australia to another level that I don't believe any previous season has been to. Australia reality fans are raving about the fights and displaying hatred towards the couple.

Many U.S. fans may understand the hatred of Hayley because some Big Brother fans are comparing her to our "Maggot" from Big Brother 6. Let's rewind before Bodie was evicted. It seems Hayley called Bodie a "pig" at one point and then Andrew got upset because Bodie smiled at Hayley's piggish comment which sparked a verbal aussie spat. Check it out below

TJ aka "Fucking Storm In A TeaCup" needs to keep her cunty mouth out of Bodie's fight because he didn't want to love her and hold her and kiss her... TJ was apparently all over Bodie's nuts and he didn't want to give them up to her. I also knew I couldn't stand Hayley from day one, I even reported it in a previous BBA report here on GuyTVBlog.com.

But here's the big TWIST revealed by Hayley and Andrew after Bodie was evicted. They told Zoran, another housemate, that they as a couple could "not win the money, neither of us will be here on the last night." Then Hayley wants to "pinky swear" on her "mother's life" that she won't be here on the last night and neither will Andrew, her boyfriend.

Um... what the fuck is going on with Big Brother Australia? Why can't Hayley and Andrew not win in the end? What kinda of twist is that? I mean what the fuck? Just give us Americans Big Brother 8 already. I wouldn't be reporting on the Australia edition if I had a U.S. version to mock. Someone give me a premiere date for Big Brother 8!!!!

And back to the quote that Andrew says to Demet in my Qp photo at the top of this post... Right back at you Andrew, right back at you. I can't stand hypocrites in Big Brother houses but I love to watch them make idiots of themselves.

Paradise Cuntel . According to Reality Blurred Paradise Hotel is mutha fucking holy shit I can't believe it fucking A- the show is returning people, it's mutha fucking returning. My favorite reality show that FOX has ever aired is coming back January 2008. But there's a chance it will not air on FOX but on its bastard channel Fox Reality. It's a good thing my cable provider just recently obtained the channel because NOTHING is going to keep this viewing whore away from my Paradise Hotel!

And please, absolutely no cameos from any of the cast from the first season. They've had their show and done their reality bullshit gimmicks after their season, let's move onto a completely new cast.

And while we wait for Paradise Cuntel to return let's check out some international Paradise Hotel promos. Oh! Play both at the same time, it's confusing HOT!

That would be Big Brother Australia's Thomas. He's the one who supposely made a statement that he's bisexual because the house just recently got a homosexual roomie. That's it.

Sopranos Death . It seems HBO's Sopranos finally FINALLY finally FINALLY did something that was jaw dropping and it wasn't even the series finale! Highlight closeted text to find out who got whacked! Christopher!!!!!!!!! And who was responsible for this whacking?!?! Tony himself! If you missed it hopefully you have OnDemand on your cable service and you can view the entire jaw dropping episode right fucking now!

Survivor Asshole . If you missed the Survivor Fiji finale then you missed Dreamz possibly play out an asshole move that caused a live audience to boo him, literally "boooo!" him. During the game he promised on GOD that he would give his immunity necklace to Yau Man during a specific part of the game and when that time came, he went back on his word. He even told us viewers in his island confessionals that he didn't want to go back on his words and that he didn't want "my son to go back on his word".

During the live finale Dreamz showcased his stupidity and lack thereof of "wit". Boo also came off as a hardcore "christian" and gave us queer viewers no hope that he'll ever do anything gay with Australia's Colby. Damn. But he did have fierce long lasting eye lashes on the reunion!

Also during the jury portion of the finale Alex came off as a cunty queen bent on revenge, that boy can hold a grudge! Cat Scratch Fever Bitch! Then we got a crappy glimpse at the next China season where we were given absolutely no clues as to what new twists the game will have or how many players will be on it. I'm sensing an all male twist cast. Lastly Earl gave a Mother's Day shoutout to his mom during the last moments and told her he would give her HALF OF HIS MILLION DOLLARS. Whoa... Happy Mother's Day Earl's Mom!

And lordy lordy, Rocky was muscle hot last night during the reunion! I'll try to find some screencaps of him if I can. He can verbally abuse me from a long distance away anyday!

Ohhh and I had no fuckin idea that Survivor Fiji contestant Rita Verreos' brother is Nick Verreos from Project Runway 2.

Thanks to Bill In Exile we are able to enjoy BBC's The One commercial that is building grand erections across the globe... ONE at a time.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:08 AM | Comments (0)

May 14, 2007

GTVB Asks . What's Chris Richardson Doing?

Man, GuyTVBlog.com is gaining popularity, check out Chris Richardson's new tats. And what is he trying to grab ahold of?

Posted by guytvblog at 12:12 AM | Comments (2)

May 13, 2007

Big Brother All Stars . Kaysar's Big Phallus Workout

Yesterday I made an out loud statement to the producers of the U.S. version of Big Brother 8 that we gay viewers would enjoy an outdoors gym... but last night I was checking my archive pics from Big Brother 7: All Stars and I'm noticing Kaysar gave us quite the workout that screams "erotic phallus". I guess an indoor gym isn't so bad after all. And Kaysar's straight as an arrow. He's not gay. Only likes women. Straight straight straight.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:39 AM | Comments (0)

May 12, 2007

GTVB Requests That Big Brother 8 Has An Outdoors Gym!

This way we, the male viewers with erections, can view the American contestants working out in the sweaty summer heat. Big Brother Brasil placed their workout facility in the backyard and not in some stuffy small room. Last year we were unable to masturabet to All Star contestant Kaysar when he worked out because there were other machines in the camera's way- Wait, was it just me masturbating to him? My filthy bad!

I believe the Big Brother Brazilian featured within this post is Fernando Luiz. As you can see he is giving us a perfect example of what American viewers could get if the U.S. producers put the fucking gym outside for the eight season of Big Brother: United States slash America aka Los Angeles!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:45 AM

May 11, 2007

I Love New York 2 . Auditions Worth Our Erections

Voting ends in about 6 days and Sanjaya is the 2nd front runner during round one. Of course it's not the official Sanjaya but possibly a Best Week Ever stunt. There's also a contestant from VH1's Kept, Johnny Blaze, in dead to last place yet his casting video made it on the casting website special featured on VH1 recently.

I Love New York 2 . Casting Website

Posted by guytvblog at 12:10 AM | Comments (3)

May 10, 2007

The Next Undiscovered Big Brother 8 Reality Star

He's athletic, sweaty, can handle the stupid weekly challenges on the show, will walk around the house in just shorts, will probably get laid in the house and can do stupid human tricks for the mirrors. Cast him!

And yes we have about 2 [maybe 2 and a half] months until CBS gives us Big Brother 8.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:18 AM

May 9, 2007

Bjork Can Make Me Feel All Better

Not feeling so well today. Bjork usually cheers me up and now I can share her healing powers with you. If allow3 she5 can6 you28 heal7 it4.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:58 AM | Comments (0)

May 8, 2007

Adrian Bellani . Miguel Goes To Soap Opera Prison

The Prisons in Harmony look so darn clean! I wonder if they have any rooms to rent.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:10 AM | Comments (3)

Real Wold Denver . Episode Davis Almost Whacks Off

The Laugh at Davis moment of the week. Everyone laugh, laugh at Davis, laugh until he cries! No seriously, can I get on my knees and jerk him off until he explodes seconds later.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:04 AM | Comments (3)

May 7, 2007

GTVB Asks . What Happened To Jesse Metcalfe's Ass?

I love that he's got a thing for GuyTVBlog.com!

Update: An "anonymous" reader felt the need to point out that Jesse is not latin. But interesting enough I took a visit to a stalker website of Jesse and it seems to report that he's Italian, French and Portuguese and we all know where the latin comes in. Maybe I should have said, "Where's his italian, french & latin ass?"

Posted by guytvblog at 12:25 AM | Comments (1)

May 6, 2007

The Real World . Episode Audition Tapes

These are the kind of tapes that The Real World casting department seems to be attracted to. Just so that you know.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:27 AM | Comments (0)

May 5, 2007

Danny's Real World Audition But He Should Apply For I Love NY 2

New York could score with a 19 year old... right? But I have to disappoint Danny here because The Real World already has a Danny and he's currently talking with an heavy accent on The Inferno 3.

Update: I've seen Danny's audition video about 7 times since I've been jerking around with the web, he's pretty entertaining and highly watchable. MTV suits viewing my blog, get him on Fresh Meat 2.

Update 2: Ohhh honey Mr. GuyTVBlog is smitten with Danny now. The more I watch his impressive audition tape the more I could care less if he thinks I'm disgusting for wanting to suck dick. MTV, please cast him in Fresh Meat 2 so we can see Danny and CT wrestle naked all over the house floor.

I'm also digging Brad, he's super hairy cute. And let me introduce you to robertmoss, age 20, who says "You Know Im a star b/c I party like a rockstar, I play like and allstar, and I fuck like a pornstar, so you know I have to be a star, keep up the voting and get me up in this bitch." Sweet, The Real World needs a whore on their next season!

Next up for discussion is Brent27 who proclaims "I have been on MTV's parental Control and was asked to shoot the pilot for Singled Out.....its coming back!" I'm sorry but someone who's been on these dating MTV shows has NO CHANCE of getting into the Real World.

Oh my TV Gods I feel like a kid in a virtual candy store! Check out Strand26. This 23 year old uses tags that say "buff friendly funny great kisser handsome". Fuck yes you are.

Hold the fuck up, is Ben a 30 year old trying to make it on The Real World? Talk about looking like a cast member's muscled father! Here's another possible fake profile, Alexbthatsme. Finally here's a douche bag.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:41 AM

May 4, 2007

Real World 20 Casting . Weston, Eric & Joshua

Weston first contacted GuyTVBlog.com about a week or so ago in hopes I could help gather up some votes for him in The Real World Casting: Season 20 contest voting website thingy. Even though I'm not a big fan of The Real World: Denver's Davis I hope one of these 3 all new gay candidates can maybe outshine Davis and give us a new gay roomie to love & adore for season 20. In case you don't know the 20th season will take place in Sydney Australia!

Weston wrote in his email to me "I'm an avid reader of your blog and check it out everyday and I just thought this would be a great way for me to get the word out. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact me. I'll be looking forward to hearing back from you."

Well, I wrote him back and he has yet to respond, maybe because he's busy trying to get votes from everyone he knows and then some. Or maybe he wrote many blogs and just inserted "GuyTVBlog" in there, who really knows? Currently he's gathered 4,000+ votes and seems to be pushing along without my help but this article isn't just about him. It's about giving you 3 great gay queer super male kissing candidates. Weston approached me first and so we're discussing Weston first.

But before we go on these 3 guys want to be part of MTV reality history. So if they want to be reality stars I'm going to treat them like reality stars and display them like I display all TV stars. If you're an avid reader of GuyTVBlog.com then you know what I'm talking about. I won't hold back.

According to his myspace profile we find out that Weston is 19 years old, single, lives in the city right next door to me - Dallas Texas, he hasn't had a "real relationship" yet, just lost his virginity a few months ago [i think] and proclaims to be full of "drama". Well who isn't, you need super gay drama to make it on the Real World, not just "drama".

He also interesting enough lists in the sports section of his myspace profile "I don't play sports because I'm very intense--I got thrown out of games before for playing dirty" Well he seems absolutely fucking perfect for the next RW/RR Challenge. Slap Road Rules' Susie for me please. Slap her the fuck hard!

Now according to his official Real World 20 Casting profile he says his number one best skill/trait is "I can black girl booty dance like it's my job (I can pop it like it's hot). That's not my only move, I can get down better than most girls-I'm always the life of the party." Fine Weston, dance like a "black girl" but just don't kiss any girls. I'm telling you, we gave viewers want to see a gay roomie kiss other guys, not girls. We all know Denver Whore Davis only kisses girls so that he won't be labeled 100% gay by the viewing public and his mother. Yep I went there, I know I shouldn't have but I did!

Weston also writes "My biggest problem is that I fall for straight guys more often than not, and that always leads to pain. That doesn't stop me though, after all, I ended up getting my first kiss from a straight guy." Straight guy? If he kissed you Weston then he's hardly "straight". I still believe that a straight guy remains straigh and never experiences male sexuality with another guy. Period.

Is Weston your pick?

Weston . Real World Casting Profile
Weston . MySpace Profile

Next up for discussion is Eric. Also 19 years of age this single Hairstylist [who probably worships Bravo's horrid Sheer Genius craptastic show] is hoping to make it into the house for season 20. On his myspace profile he writes "Hey Guys! I'm Eric Weidner and I just made the finals for The Realworld. This season the finalists are being put onto a website and america gets to vote for who they want to see in the house."

But it seems he and Weston were given incorrect information because it seems anyone can upload a profile on the casting website and become a "finalist" and then probably beat both Eric and Weston. But I guess Eric and Weston have an advantage because they were told beforehand about the website and got all their profiles up for 1st day of voting. There are only about 25 days left to vote so we have alot of time before we find out if their "finalist" status really is worth anything.

So is Eric your pick?

Eric. Real World Casting Profile
Eric . MySpace Profile

Finally we have Joshua. He's 24 years old, a personal trainer and almost screams GAY all over his myspace profile. Yes Josh has a delectable body but one shouldn't pick him because of that. You, the viewer, are supposely casting for the Real World: Sydney where extreme personalites outshine fucking tasty hot bodies that make you tent your shorts.

Oh wait, currently he's a "go go dancer" and he's in school to become a personal trainer. My bad. He apparently doesn't want to be friends with "losers" [So that means I'm out of the running of being his next super gay friend?] and he doesn't do "random hook ups" [I'm out again!]. His myspace profile link also has "stillavirgin" in the title. So I'm assuming he's a virgin. A go go dancing virgin. The first of his kind? Yep, I'm an ass, I'm sure there are handfuls of virgin go go dancers out there.

On his Real World 20 Casting profile he writes "The way I live my PERSONAL life has no reflect on the type of person I am. Religion causes problems, it causes hate and wars. Believe what you want to believe, but keep it to yourself because I could careless what anyone has to say with the way I choose to live, this is my life, MY life, and I'm the only person who is going to decide the life I'm going to pursue." Well no one here is telling you how to live but shout it out to your Sydney roomies and make good television! No wait, throw something while you're screaming it and make GREAT television! That'll get you on the show.

Want to see Joshua on the show?

Joshua . Real World Casting Profile
Joshua . MySpace Profile

Now here's the trick to voting. First time web visitors to the Real World 20 Casting website can vote only once. Then you have to register and vote once every day or once every 24 hours. There's always a fucking catch.

And what the mutha drunk fuck... Is Davis re-applying to be on The Real World again? Check out Rex aka Davis Part 2. And what's up with RW Austin's Danny Part 2 aka TheBull2?

On a lighter note, this post was my 700th post here on GuyTVBlog.com!

Posted by guytvblog at 12:06 AM | Comments (0)

May 3, 2007

Farwell American Idol's Chris Richardson

So yeah, Chris Richardson was voted out of American Idol last night. Blake is the last man standing. 3 ladies and one guy. I'm thinking we're getting a female winner this year. Final 2 I'm predicting will be Melinda and Blake. LaKisha just can't beat Melinda and Jordin is quite expendable. Oh Chris... how about you pose for Rolling Stone magazine in nothing but a microphone. Blake can do a similiar photo but on the opposite page.

So that's why he wears clothes in double layers. He's self conscious about his lack thereof of pecs. I get it now.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:52 AM | Comments (2)

Love Dr. Girlfriend, Molotov Cocktease & Brock Samson

Posted by guytvblog at 12:33 AM | Comments (0)

May 2, 2007

Fantastic Three . Reed, Johnny & The Silver Surfer

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer . High Definition Theatrical Trailer

Posted by guytvblog at 12:44 AM | Comments (2)

May 1, 2007

Qox Populi . Tuesday 1st - Monday 7th

Yeah tramps and queens! Qox Populi returns for a 5 week episode run with the season finale to happen June 12th!

Zac Who? . I was never much into Disney Channel's High School Musical yet I knew about Zac, the basketball star of the movie who wanted to dance and sing. So lately when I posted the trailer to the new big screen musical HairSpray I noticed the fat girl's love interest looked familiar but I couldn't remember where I'd seen him.

So I take a short visit to IMDB and discover it's the same fuckin' Zac from HSM. He's also set to do Speed Racer if everything goes right and he's set to be gawked properly by gay men across the land because he's 19 years old. He's legal. Perfectly legal.

Recently Zac is featured in People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People issue. Let's see, the last time I had a boyish crush on a rising star was back when Freddie Prinze Jr. was the captor of my twinkish heart. I'm so over Freddie and come 2008 I'll so be over Zac. Man I feel like a tweenager right now. Now comes the over asked question, Is this Zac Efron shirtless?

1963 Paulie . Recently on HBO's dying series The Sopranos, Paulie was featured in a vintage black and white photograph showcasing his younger buff years. I have yet to find a jpeg of that image to show to you and I was hoping someone could help point Mr. GuyTVBlog in the direction of a screencapture of a younger, kinda hot?, Paulie.

Although I must say I am enjoying the final season of The Sopranos. Watching the downfall of a mob boss is quite interesting. I mean no one can remain at the top of their game for the rest of their lives. First episode dealt with the idea that Tony can be taken down and I mean by anyone. The 2nd episode featured his relationship with Christopher at a place that is unstable and unpredictable. The 3rd episode featured Tony's other right hand man Paulie causing problems for him and becoming a "loose end". The 4th episode featured Tony's gambling problems and how his personal fortune is not what it once was.

Oh and don't get me started with that old guy in the old folks home. He tried to gain power inside a retirement community and failed, possible foreshadowing of Tony's current situation. All I know is there is suppose to be a kick ass cinematic shot of Tony being taken away in handcuffs into a front yard full of police!!!!

Smallville recently aired some car whore TV short featuring animated pre Justice League characters from the show. All I noticed was a carefully drawn Aquaman changing in the background. Thanks for the erection Smallville!

Sexy Montage . Sex and the City had once aired an episode that began with the ladies all getting ready for a night out on the town. The song was catchy and went something like this... "I once met a man with a sense of adventure, He was dressed to thrill wherever he went, He said lets make love on a mountain top, Under the stars on a big hard rock... I said in these shoes? I dont think so."

With a quick Google search I found the song! Take a listen!

The song turned out being Kirsty Maccoll's In These Shoes. Lovely song for queer Ipods across the land! And head to Veoh to see how the song was used in Sex and the City. In the clip using the song featured above, well I just love when Miranda attempts sexy in the mirror with her feather thing around her neck.

Ohhh listening to this song I can picture Zac Efron doing some nasty dance moves in HairSpray. Yum.

[Update: Clip Has Been Removed.] It looks like many will have to wait until August 1st 2007 for the cinematic film 300 to be released on DVD. But fear not! Someone has uploaded a portion of the film for people to view through Veoh. Check it out.

Posted by guytvblog at 12:50 AM | Comments (0)