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June 29, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Nick's First Shirtless Pictures!
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Big Brother 8 . The Cast Of Villains Revealed, 2 Gays In House!
News has exploded all over the web with the reveal of the new cast and twists for season 8 of Big Brother. Mr. GuyTVBlog will update this post with more exciting information later tonight. And Yes! We have a 6 foot tall Gay Castmember aka Joe that fits the stereotypical flamboyant role that many of us will either love to hate or hate to love. The show's producer describes him as "smart & evil".
I'm also thinking there's 2, yep TWO, Gay houseguests in the house. Dustin is the other one that has my gaydar experiencing a short fuzz. Wait a fucking minute. If this year's twist is once again people knowing each other then that means both Dustin and "smart & evil" Joe could know each other since both come from Chicago... Interesting. Please have gay sex this year! Pleaseeee!
IT'S OFFICIAL! WE HAVE 2 GAY HOUSEGUESTS! His full name is Dustin Simon Erikstrup and he's GAY GAY GAY GAY and apparently interested in "Relationship Men, Dating Men, Friends, Activity Partners". Check out his Friendster profile. His facebook page is has nothing, facebook kinda sucks because I just don't get the point of it.
Next we have Nick... or as I like to call him "Yum Yum Nick". He's a has been football player and will apparently be walking around without his shirt and hopefully in extra tight boxers.
Want to see the Alice In Wonderland inspired Big Brother house? Then check out those lucky fuckers over at TVGuide.com for getting the exclusive first pictures!
And the reason why I am calling them the "Cast of Villains" is because they all look like assholes and bitches. My kind of cast, definitely watching hardcore this year! Trust me, I'm all about screencapin' Nick all summer long. Yum!
Big Brother 8 . Official Website [CBS has yet to open the official website but give it a day or so]
In more recent BB8 news, it seems Male Contestant with a Chiseled body aka Mike has been on that reality show Gay, Straight or Taken! Check out Jokers Updates for the reveal!
Nick's last name has been identified as well as his foozeball picture graphs. He's known by the officials as Mr. Starcevic and his foozeball mug shots are just to squeal over. Check them out.
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June 27, 2007
Real World 20 . Casting Videos Worth Your Erection
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June 26, 2007
They Say I Look Like... WWE's Batista
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June 25, 2007
Channel 427 . That's InternationalGayment
Yes that's Welsh TV personality Steve Jones kissing Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears. And yes that's Scott Caan in some independent movie no one's heard of. And the first clip is from some international movie from 2006.
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Mr. GuyTVBlog Takes A Micoofy Trip June 30th - July 8th
In just a week's time Mr. GuyTVBlog will be taking a Micoofy.com Trip to the Walt Disney World resort from June 30th through July 8th. I'll continue to update GuyTVBlog.com through Saturday June 29th and will return to updating around July 10th/July 11th. Thanks for reading! Be sure to check back tomorrow for a WWE Batista inspired shirtless post!
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June 24, 2007
SYTYCD'S Kameron & Lacey's Dance Parody
Recently FOX's So You Think You Can Dance started its third season and the first week of voting delivered a dance by contestants Kameron & Lacey to the song "Dancing" by Elisa that seems to still have regular joes like myself still talking about. You see I'm not part of any dance community and so everything seen on shows like this are brand new to me as well as millions of others. This performance of theirs during the first voting week continues to have a visually enthralled effect on us and it apparently needed a parody by 2 regular joes.
Bravo! Stand up and clap with tented gym shorts as you watch. Bravo!!
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June 23, 2007
American Vote Off Chris Richardson Serenades Himself
I'm completely jealous of that microphone... makes you think some rather x rated thoughts that really should be censored.
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June 22, 2007
Can You Guess The Reality Sweaty Star Crotch?
Check out "continue reading" to find out who's crotch it is!
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June 21, 2007
They Say I Look Like... Pirate Master's Cameron Daddo
[This is not an image of Mr. GuyTVBlog. This is a random image of an individual who looks like someone as seen on tv.]
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June 20, 2007
Every Fucking Thing Is On 5 Easy Payments On QVC.com!
Today and today only the QVC shopping channel is offering EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THEIR CHANNEL and EVERYTHING FOUND ONLINE at QVC.COM for 5 easy monthly payments!
But first, read the Terms & Conditions crap: "This Easy Pay offer ("Offer") cannot be used for prior purchases or combined with other Easy Pay or Deferred Pay promotions. Offer applies to any product (except Gift Cards) offered via the live QVC television broadcast or QVC.com and ordered with a major credit card between 12:01 a.m. and 11:59 p.m. ET on June 20, 2007 ("Qualifying Item"). Purchase price, shipping & handling, and tax of each Qualifying Item will be divided into five (5) payments; Offer cannot be reused if a Qualifying Item is returned. Offer valid only on the cost of the first shipment of Auto-delivery items. Auto-delivery items and waitlisted items not ordered and purchased on June 20, 2007, but coincidentally shipped on this day, are not eligible. Items purchased at QVC retail, employee, outlet, or subsidiary stores are not eligible. EASY PAY SUBJECT TO APPROVAL BY QVC."
Now get your account set up and start shopping on QVC.COM!!!!
Update: Sale is officially over. Hope some of GuyTVBlog.com readers were able to benefit from this easy pay once a year experience!
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June 19, 2007
LOGO TV's Funniest Skit.... EVER!
Fitzwilliam is an english lad who dreams of getting his very own... oh I can't spoil the punchline for you. Hopefully the other "All American Girl" skit that is a sequel to this Christmas skit will be added on YouTube soon, by someone else of course. Check out the official site for LOGO TV's The Big Gay Sketch Show.
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Adrian Bellani . The "Actor" Leaves NBC's Passions
And so Mr. GuyTVBlog is the last to know. You see I attempt to follow all of TV happenings and even though I adore Adrian Bellani['s body] I really don't know what the heck is going on with the actor until someone tells me what's happening. Apparently Adrian has decided not to renew his contract as of June 6th for NBC's Passions. Funny thing is here I'm telling him through my posts to "escape" NBC's Passions when he already made that decision. Just please stay away from Sci-Fi movies. Please.
Now awhile back I reported that my TV gaydar was going off when Adrian and Mark Wystrach [who plays Fox Crane] took a trip back to Adrian's home country of El Salvador. Well it seems as of today that Mark is also in possible detachment from NBC's Passions. Now if Adrian and Mark are secret hush hush lovers then it makes sense that both of them leave the show so they can buy a seaside house in El Salvador later this year- Yeah I know it sounds ridiculous but who would of thought Lance Bass would be topping Riechen from The Amazing Race in a super gay gay sexual relationship! Amazing things happen in the world of TV stars with hot bodies.
Now in the show these 2 characters are suppose to hate each other... but we all know the sexual desire that lies beneath hating someone, everything always ends up in sex. In the featured clip Fox tries to murder Miguel but it's only a disturbing fantasy in his jealous mind. Yep, Passions is officially fucked up.
Back to Adrian. He mentions on his forums that his storyline is coming to an end before the show makes the dramatic switch to Direct [no one is going to watch] TV. I'm thinking Fox's character could die when he and Miguel rip their shirts off and climax into an epic shirtless fist fight where Miguel will triumph and later be re-cast yet again.
That's my prediction. We'll all find out what happens to Latin muscle vs Caucasian muscle come August/September 2007.
And what's up with Adrian's hair lately? Tsk tsk.
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June 18, 2007
I Love New York 2 . Mr. GuyTVBlog Casts ILNY2!
Let me introduce you to TheManForNY, TheEntertainer, Twin4Lyfe, RonnieP145 and dhawk.
It seems it's only about a day until the final round in I Love New York 2's casting website contest official ends. They've narrowed it down to 20 men and only 5 will make it into the house. But which 5? We voters are led to believe that we are in fact picking the top 5 men for New York but its all an illusion. The producers will pick who they want and we are led to believe we picked them. It's all an illusion.
After reviewing the final 20 men GuyTVBlog.com has selected who he thinks will make it into the STD house [featured in the videos above]. Of course we won't find out who officially makes it into the house until the new season debuts on VH1 sometime Late August/Early Septemeber.
Now if one of my above pics is unable to make it into the house and they need a runner up... I suspect the casting department will select Solomonwise111 aka WhiteBoy part 2.
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June 17, 2007
Adrian Bellani . Miguel Kisses An Old Wizard
You see, I told you, Miguel kissed an old Wizard man. Actually that's Kay, Miguel's big breasted love interest dressed up like an old Wizard man. Adrian Bellani, do not sign on the dotted line and escape Passions. Escape!
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June 16, 2007
Adrian Bellani . Four Ladies On One Buff Miguel
A rather avid reader of GuyTVBlog.com pointed out that Adrian Bellani was once again shirtless and stripped to his boxers during a "magical" June 1st episode... so I ask myself, How the fuck did I miss this episode? Lately I've been uninterested in NBC's Passions storylines. I just watch every now and then hoping and praying to the TV gods that Miguel and Fox will make love to each other while Kay practices magic downstairs with Tabitha. Is that too much to ask?
Oh wait... on Yesterday's episode Miguel made out with an old man. The update to come later this weekend. [hint: the old man has breasts!]
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June 15, 2007
SYTYCD 3 . Lacey, Jesus, Sara & Huggable Kameron
Update: To hear the full audio track of Jesus & Sara's dance number, Cabaret Hoover, then check it out here.
Catch these 2 mesmerizing dance performances from FOX's So You Think You Can Dance top 20 dance off voting off show thing before they are violently ripped off of YouTube. I've never really watched the first 2 seasons but I've always watched the audition specials and after checking out my first top 20 episode... I'm hooked! This fucking show makes you want to dance... when no one's watching.
And as of last night Ricky was the 1st male dancer to be eliminated from the competition. Boy did he dance for his "life" yet no one seemed to care as the judges opted to keep one of 3 B-boys/girl who was up for elimination against Ricky. Either way there can only be one in the end.
But be aware that the results show each week is 30 minutes too long as they air endless amounts of "let's take a long at what happened last week/last night/last year/decades ago/etc". Just Tivo it, watch the big dance number at the beginning and then fast forward to the dancers dancing for their VERY LIVES and then fast forward to see who gets eliminated. A fun hour show in a matter of minutes.
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June 14, 2007
Real World Vegas Reunited . Episode Porn Star Dean
Last night I noticed a rather familiar hunky extra beefy playful huggable lickable male stripper in MTV's Reunited: The Real World Las Vegas. Well that stripper is Dean from that one adult site that proudly features straight college men jerking off solo and with each other. He even jumped onto another muscled site recently to jerk off live on camera for you, that is of coures if you're willing to spend to see him whack off.
Check out the comparison pics of him above and below. He even wore his signature gold necklace around his muscled tan pecs in the Vegas episode, the very same one he wears pictured below. He even sports the same spikey dirty blonde hairdo that must give him a headache when guys grab him from behind while they give it to him good and hard. Yum Yum to Stripper Dean. Let's hope we don't see him on one of MTV's dating shows because some poor girl may not want a stripper/gay [possible for pay] porn star!
Here's to you Dean on making it onto the Real World you lucky fucker.
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June 13, 2007
Channel 44 . Zelda & Mario In Concert
For the Gay Gamers who check out GuyTVBlog.com and those who play with their joysticks in front of their tele boxes... this is for you.
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June 12, 2007
Will Smith Sweats In I Am Legend
After checking out Oceans 13 this past weekend I noticed a rather big theatrical teaser featuring a very buff and somewhat lean Will Smith. Check him out... I Am Legend opens this December.
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June 11, 2007
The Sopranos Series Finale Was Brilla
First off we got a death that was so jaw dropping that it left you in a state of visual shock. Then we got a finale moment that was original and at the same time a pop culture moment to be mimiced forever and a day. I couldn't believe it. I mean I just
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June 10, 2007
Big Brother Players . Houseguests Today
Side note: "Naters" actually isn't an official Big Brother player but more of a friend of Janelle who she mentioned repeatedly, over and over [and over] on both of her seasons. He's like the newest cast member that never lived in the house... or won any money... or called Maggie a bitch [to her face].
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June 9, 2007
GuyTVBlog.com Tees . Pirate Master
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June 8, 2007
GuyTV Crush . The Newly Improved Lance Cade
Oh Yeah... He's definitely working my shorts out.
Well I've been a busy busy man today so I've been out of the pop culture news. It seems Paris Hilton has been sent back to jail to which she cried and screamed her way out of the courthouse. Paris, all you had to do was serve your time. Now the shit is going to hit the fan meaning the public isn't going to be so nice to Paris when she gets released. Paris better become a "hot" version of Mother Theresa to get out of this mess.
And Isaiah Washington, the doctor from Grey's Anatomy who said some gay slur everywhere he could think of, has been released from his contract from the show. Basically he was fired. Let Go. Given the Pastel Pink Slip. Shown the Way Out! It's about time the show brings in an openly Gay doctor and then have a season where one of the other doctors says something offensive to the gay doctor. I'll be watching if this happens. And make sure you cast someone hotter than Mc. Steamy.
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June 7, 2007
Big Brother 6 . Trashy Good Memories
All new season premieres July 5th!
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June 6, 2007
Dwayne The Rock Johnson Sweats All Over Your PC
Enjoy the massive picture overload of Ex WWE Wrestler The Rock acting in yet another sport tough guy muscle related film. As for the picture box, I'm trying something new so hopefully the boxed in photograph works.
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June 5, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Joseph Cockrell Applies
Well Mr. GuyTVBlog already loves his name! Joseph CockRell. Check out his beefy audition tape! Big Brother 8 is suppose to premiere on Thursday July 5th and if the casting process is in full motion then we'll finally get our new season. Blogs and message boards across the net are in full speculation of what's to come with the new season.
We were told by the show's suits that this season we were to be given regular people meaning no ex factor bullshit casting twists. But it seems people on message boards/forums are throwing around the idea that this year's cast is made up school bullies and the people they picked on. If this happens we'll have another season of fights, angry viewers [including myself] and trashy reality television no one will be admitting to watching. Fuck you Big Brother if this turns out to be true... but I'll be watching! But Fuck you.
Myself, as well as many others, noticed the new Julie Chen TV spot regarding Big Brother 8 airing during Pirate Master. In one screenshot it reveals that this year's house will only have 12 houseguests. If the rumor proves to be true then that means Six bullies and Six pussys. Someone's really going to get hurt this season.
Does this mean Mike Leech [audition tape below] and/or Joseph Cockrell [picture above] will not make it on the show just because they don't fit the gimmick twist?!? That's really fucked up. Both of these guys pop out at me as people I'd watch on the show.
Anyways, tune into GuyTVBlog.com as I'll be updating all Summer long with Big Brother 8 updates- Wait, my other personality will be on a Walt Disney World holiday from June 30th through July 10th... so that means I will miss the beginning. Oh well. I'll tune in a few days later and update when I get back.
For those wanting to rehash the hateful memories of Big Brother 7 All Stars then check out GuyTVBlog's BB7 archives.
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June 4, 2007
MTV Movie Awards Unbleeped Sarah Silverman Song
This year's show was watchable yet forgetable. Sarah Silverman did make some laugh out moments with her cunty comments towards Paris Hilton but then again Paris did deserve it a little bit. Will & Sasha won for Best Kiss and made out all over the stage but with a mouth closed kiss. Jerry and his gang took the big awards of the night with Pirates 2 winning Best Movie and Johnny Deep winning Best Performance while Transformers won the lame ol' award of Best Unseen Movie. Old man Jack won Best Villian for The Departed, Borat won Best Comedic Performance, 300 won Best Fight... what else. United 300 won for Best Spoof.
Bruce Willis appeared twice on the show trying to act hip with the kiddies. Sucks to be Bruce right now while he has to watch his ex wife and Ashton make babies while he chases youth. Oh yeah, Amy Winehouse did a pretty great mellowed out performance of Rehab although I wished she would have told Rosie "Fuck You" or something. The View's epic cat fight with Rosie and Elisabeth was mentioned on the show during the Best Fight category, that's how pop culture that shit is now.
And one last thing. Sarah Silverman kicked cunty ass!
Update: It took MTV less than 24 hours to have all the Movie Awards videos taken off of YouTube. Well done MTV. Now just start producing better RW/RR Challenges. Inferno 3 sucks harder than Paris Hilton blowjobs in jail.
And WHOA! Did you see The Sopranos? People got whacked left and right! Well more like 2 people and a half. Series finale "Made In America" premieres this Sunday with the episode clocking in at an unimpressive 1 hour and 5 minutes. The end all episode is written and directed by series creator David Chase. You best make this appointment TV.
And what's with Food Network's Next Top Star Chef Show trying to mimic Bravo's Top Chef reality show drama shooting story style??? Not impressed. I don't want to watch villians or chef's with asshole attitudes win a show on Food Network. They all have to be soft personalities and enjoyable characters, not contestants who are talking smack behind everyone's back. For shame Food Network. For shame!
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June 3, 2007
Real World Sydney . The Cast Photographs Beautifully
It seems someone passing through GuyTVBlog.com has noticed that the photos of the Sydney house have already been posted elsewhere on some web forum... so Mr. GuyTVBlog took a quick visit to the forum and discovered a beautifully taken photograph of the Sydney Cast!
Complete credit goes to the Speak Reality forum posters who revealed the photograph... possibly taken from another website/forum. That's just how it goes, the cast member's photos are like whores, passed around anywhere and everywhere.
Yep. Sugar Muffic Cohutta Lee is a cast member. He looks rather cute out of his cowboy mountain gear.
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June 2, 2007
Real World Sydney . Darling Sydney Harbour
It seems this is the Real World Sydney house. A GuyTVBlog reader helped point the way to these pictures and I'd like to thank her for leading us to a glimpse of where Cohutta and his cowfriends stayed during their 5 month stay. Yeah for Real World house exteriors!
Readers with a very short attention span, like myself, start listening to the wonderfully sexy Aussie accent during the last 30 seconds for the reasons why this Darling Harbour was chosen for the locale of the Real World house.
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June 1, 2007
Real World Sydney . Cohutta's CowPixs & Friends
Well it seems Sydney is about to get some Cowboy Mountain Flavor come this summer when The Real World Sydney premieres on MTV sometime late July/early August. Cohutta is just 23 years of age and rides his horse to Sydney from Blue Ridge, Georgia. He hunts, he fishes, he's got "brokeback" potential, he builds houses as well as sells them, he likes to "sit outside on my porch and play the guitar...i guess i would rather be on a horse in the mountains as anywhere in the world.."
Well Cohutta, come this late summer you'll be anywhere but the mountains. You'll be spitting and crotch scratching your way into American's hearts as you meet 6 "goal driven" horny strangers picked to live in a house, fight together, fuck together, to find out- oh I forget how the rest goes.
It seems Cohutta is one of the Sydney castmembers because his MySpace profile friends basically just give it the fuck away. One his female Cowgirls wrangled up a comment that said "hey sugarmuffin! Miss ya.. How is everything goin? Gezz has it been 5 months already!! Its time for you to come back cause lake blue ridge is screaming for some attention."
Hmmm... Sugar Muffin! That's Mr. GuyTVBlog's new nickname for Cohutta... Sugar "Darling" Muffin Cohutta. Another one of his MySpace Cowgirls [and he's got a huge herd of them] wrote "OR a kangaroo! ha i hope your ankles okay, we miss you!!" I guess this means Cohutta hurts himself near the end of his stay which could mean he gets injured on his cast's holiday.
One his Cowboy Moutain mates Kyle writes "whats goin on hutt' hows it goin over there havent heard from u in a while." Well Kyle GuyTVBlog thinks your Sugar Muffin has been getting some aussie "tail"! Another Cowgirl writes "hey there!! how are things down under??some wallaby fur panties would be soo killer!!"
Another Cowgirl asks "Hey buddy!!! what cha been doin this week??? what travel agency do you work for... any deals down under???" Does this mean their job is with a Travel Agency? I reckon so.
It seems Sugar Muffin has a sister. She writes back in March on his profile comments area "why hello brother i love you and cant wait to see you"... Does this mean she makes a family trip to Sydney?!?! I'm jealous. Let's go further into his comments to figure out when he left for the show.
On Feb 28th 2007 Cohutta wrote on one of his Cowgirl profiles "hows my baby girl.. miss u much darlin.. if u see unknown number answer the phone.. probably me". Interesting... Back on Cohutta's profile a Cowboy writes on Feb 11th "cohutta man show america how ppl in blue ridge do it man keep it easy we will see ya when ya get back". Counting back, that's about 5 Real World months. Back on Feb 4th another Cowgirl wrote "Hey babe, Only a few more days.. I hope you have fun!! Miss ya boy! Love ya Tamra!" So that must mean he left around mid February for The Real World.
Well MySpace is quite helpful folks. Cohutta, welcome to the world of Reality television. Look forward to watching you breed your seed all over Sydney!
Cohutta Lee . Official MySpace Profile
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