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July 11, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Catching Up On Twats & Hunks
Season Premiere
First off I'm in fucking love with the house. Loving the Alice In Faboulous Wonderland theme and very much enjoying Mike, Nick and... um... [I had to go to CBS.com to look at the cast again, needed a refresher on their names and looks] OH and Dustin's body, not so much him personally.
I'm actually very happy the cast has only 3 pairs of "enemies" slash "rivals". That means most of the cast is made up of actual people who don't know each other. The only true alliance so far is Father Daughter Smoke Breathe Dick and Skinny Twig Daniele. I'm actually looking forward to a soon to be DickLess House!
So far Kail is proving to be the first one out of the gate to actually start playing the game. She created an alliance that involves just men because even she knows how cunty women can be in this unique environment. Her alliance involves Nick, Mike and Something's Really Wrong With His Face Zach. I highly doubt that will last very long. She'll soon realize that she will be first one out in that alliance of four. If she's smart as she claims to be she'll bring one woman into a secret 2 person alliance.
Dustin and Joe are fun to watch, Jameka has a perfect position of being the only black female in the house because she can float her way into the final 7. It would make sense for her to team up with somewhat level headed Dustin.
Jen is this year's Janelle, whether we like it or not. All the ladies in the house have issues with her aka hating everything about her. The twaty ladies trash talk Jen every chance they get and now the men are trash talking her, well mostly Nick & Dick.
Jessica is highly annoying yet lovable as this year's possible bitch that should say things to your face instead of behind your back. Carol, Jessica's rival, is kinda boring to watch. Then there's Amber. Amber crying weeping and throwing her kids in everyone's face. Proclaiming how she deserves the money or more so "needs" the money.
Who else am I forgeting. Mike is just a dumb sheep that looks good in anything. Love watching him... play around the house. Zach is watching just keep the camera some distance away because his face is breaking the fuck out. And Eric is funny when he's edited into an hour show but watching him is torture.
That's my first impressions of the cast. Let's get to the rest of the shit happening in the house.
Day 2-11
So Kail wins HOH and she puts up Carol and Amber because of "fairness". Daniele wins the POV comp and doesn't use the POV thus making Carol or Amber one of the first to go this season. There was minor talk of getting out Jen but the guys want her in the house and she could prove to be a very powerful floater in the weeks to come.
Now that I think of it Jen and Jameka should secretly team the fuck up. I'm sick of Nick's flirting with the ladies... and him flirting with Joe. They all really need to call him out on his bullshit and get him out of the house. Look bitches and Joe, he's never going to marry you, be in a relationship with you because after this show is done he's going to fuck every reality show star out there and of course Paris Hilton.
I'm getting very tired of the Self Righteous group that consists of Joe, Amber, Dustin, Daniele, Nick and Jessica. These will be the hypocrites of the season. Kail should be part of this group but she's done a good job so far keeping her very conserative mouth shut in a house where people will get in her face in a split second.
I'm don't want to watch Dustin and Amber anymore. Their talks about anything and everthing is sickening. Then there was the Jen telling everyone Nick tried to kiss her minor fight that left Jen feeling like an embarrassed idiot and Nick angry at a beautiful woman. He's all about "hating" people that lie... but this IS a game based on lies and Nick will lie in this game so he must be "hating" himself.
Sorry boys, I'm not a fan of Nick so far. I'm all for Dumb Model Mike! But don't worry your horny little cocks, I'll be screen capturing Nick all summer long. I expect him to be in the final four.
Dick and Daniele really need to be put on the block next week. This week was about "fairness" bullshit so next week should be about a blood alliance that no one can break up. It makes sense to put up both Dick and Daniele and send one of them out so they can play as a team of one instead of two. No one in the house will be upset if both of them are put up and will pretty much agree that at some point it had to happen.
That's about it. Oh wait, Nick supposely proclaims he's given a guy a blowjob! Bullshit. Start talking about technique and you choking on it for the first time and then I'll believe you. He's just playing with the 2 gay votes in the house and I see right fucking through it. Fuck you Nick.
Day 12
This morning everyone is waking, eating breakfast with a side of game talk. Amber is pushing for last minute votes by trying to relate to everyone like Jameka. Joe spooned Nick in bed and Nick told Joe that Dustin told him that Daniele has been "using" him. Very interesting.
Today people cast their votes. I expect Carol to be going home tomorrow. She's a boring player and I would rather see Amber become the type of person that cries everyday, bad mouths Jen everyday and tries to romance Nick in her one sided obsession with him.
In other Day 12 news Kail's alliance is being targeted by several different members of the house. We have Dick, Daniele and Amber targeting Zach because he is a "floater" and is playing the game pretty hard. Nick is still not on ANYONE's radar and that's just mind blowing to me. Fucking idiots in the house.
You need to target the most likeable people in the beginning and leave assholes in the end so when the houseguests number gets smaller you will then have way too many targets as well as smaller alliances in the house. We don't want another "friendship" type alliance pushing its way through to the end. Keep villians and bitches around and get out the nice people in the first few weeks.
It seems at Dinner Joe made a very bad Cancer joke that maybe offended some people in the house. He keeps apologizing to people and uses the excuse that he spoke before thinking.
9:47 pm - Jameka and Annoying as Fuck Eric are in the backyard discussing the idea of getting out Kail and Mike while suddenly Joe comes out in a redneck trailer park outfit that involves a cowboy hat and a hillbilly accent. He's making fun of Las Vegas Amber pregnant and smoking back in the day and when "Hey Everybody I'm Straight As An Arrow" Eric can't even look at Joe then the funny shit hits the fan. Joe starts picking on Eric saying funny as fuck stuff like "you can look at me when you knock me up in the barn but now you can't when I'm carrying your child"- something like that.
Eric just won't look at Joe. Whatever Eric. I'm really understanding now why BB8 fans can't stand Eric. He's someone I'd love to spit on.
10:21pm - Eric is now on the backyard hammock with Jen and apologizes for acting mean to her based on other people's impressions of her. Now he's talking game with her about using people like Nick as pawns and sending them home when they think they're safe. Yummy Eric, you're getting on people's good sides now.
Posted by guytvblog at July 11, 2007 12:32 PM
Comments
Ummm . . . No. I don't think Jen is this year's Janelle. If I HAD to pick a Janelle, I would definitely say Jessica.
Jen is just stupid. Janelle would never had cried and carried on like that because of a stupid photo.
And while Jessica is catty, I believe she might actually be smart. Not Jen. She's going to be out real quick.
Posted by: Matt at July 11, 2007 4:32 PM
