Day 20

12:00am . Eric is slightly revealing his game play to Jameka as well as telling her not to vote Dick out. He says the term "floater" is "idiotic", well so are you Eric. Jameka and Eric agree they don't like "sneaky" players, little does Jameka know that Eric is a big ol' rat in the house.

When are people going to see Eric as someone who plays too hard, knows too much about working people and talks too much about the game on top of talking far too long about the game. I just don't get why anyone but Nick is naming Eric to be evicted.

Eric finally reveals a huge piece of information to Jameka. He tells her that Nick and Joe separately named Jameka, Jessica and Eric during some kind of deal to HOH that basically J, J and E are "expendable" at the same time trying to save themselves from going on the block in place of Daniele. Well, it worked for Nick but obviously not for Joe.

Now remember this, Nick has told Jameka that he's playing for her, Amber or Daniele to win yet he and Joe supposely named Jameka as someone to be put up this week once Daniele goes off the block. Jameka believes Eric.

Jameka says "that changes things". She points out Nick and Daniele on the hammock tonight was "fucking ridiculous". Eric says Jen did not take Nick or Joe's deal to put up Jessica, Jameka or Eric this week. Eric now says "they tried to throw us under the bus".

Jameka says she's all about getting the "liars" out. She says she's not a liar, Eric's not a liar and neither is Jessica. Gentlemen and Ladies, we have a new ALLIANCE, Jessica, Jameka and Eric. Very interesting. Eric continues to say no matter which "side" of the house wins that her and him and Jessica are all safe. Eric goes on to say that they are on "good terms" with people yet they may be in trouble depending on who gets HOH.

Jameka says Kail hasn't done anything to her so if she gets HOH Kail will not go up. Zach though was named by Jameka to be put up. Eric says the combo of Nick/Daniele or Daniele/Dick can be put any week and would be considered a "free week" down the line for them so basically Eric is not down for putting up N/D or D/D anytime soon meaning he'll go after other people if he wins HOH this week.

He says anyone trying to "sell me out" is "not going to work". In lighter news Joe and Jessica are in the teacup spinning fast. FUN! Jen interrupts Jameka and Eric and the talk stops.

Oh GAWD. Daniele and Nick are once again joined by the hip talking in the small bed bedroom. The more they keep this romance alliance going the more they are going to fuck up their game. Camera 1 zooms in on Daniele's depressed face. Another meltdown tonight?

Daniele starts to trash Dick. She wants to "punch him in the face" because he's done and said things to her that she doesn't want to mention before all this. She says he says he always admits he's wrong but he actually doesn't, at least according to Daniele. Tonight she's having father issues. Daniele is so depressing when she weights 5 pounds. Eat something and come to life!

2:21am . What's this? Daniele is in the dining room talking with other people in the house besides Nick? WHA WHA WHAAAA? Jen once again complains about her official Big Brother 8 picture and Eric says he sees why Jen could/would have a problem with it because it's not the best picture and they could have done better.

Joe comes into the dining room area and then measures Daniele's tiny tiny tiny tiny bicep. Eric jokes who of him, Joe and Daniele have the biggest bicep. Daniele is laughing, giggling, smiling and joking around.. AND GET THIS, Jen is in the same room and she's STILL laughing, gigging and smiling. I'm proud of Daniele. Fake your way into Jen's heart. And Eric's. And Amber's, she's doing dishes like the TWAT she is.

2:25am . Dustin joins the kitchen gang and then goes to take a piss. But get this, Camera 1 stays on the kitchen gang yet the audio FOLLOWS Dustin to the bathroom. Dustin takes a 33 second long piss [yep I timed it], A MUTHA FUCKING 33 SECOND LONG PISS! The stream was powerful, long and intense. I was like, when is this going to end!?!?

I tried to record it for you all but the cache on the player timed out or something and I missed it. Damn.

Self Involved Amber suddenly says "I've been in every competition" and then Daniele says "so have I" and Amber goes "oh". Yeah Amber, the world doesn't revolve around you, ain't that a fucking surprise! What I am noticing is that Amber keeps doing her Fran impression "But Mr. Sheffield" right next to Eric's ear so many times that I'm betting its starting to irritate him to the tenth degree. Mark my words, Eric will

Daniele wants to hear jokes or knock, knock jokes but no one has any because they all "suck". Jen challenges Daniele to say one. She says "Knock Knock, Who's There, Britney Spears, Britney Spears Who?, Knock Knock- Ooops I Did It Again." She absolutely loves that one. Later Dustin does a dead on impression of Eric, it was funny. Dustin says sometimes he "adjusts himself" when he's talking with someone, meaning his large dick needs to be moved depending what he's doing when talking to people. Interestingly arousing.

Daniele just revealed that Big Brother will not do anything about people stealing other people's clothing items or anything they brought into the house. I guess this means Douche Bag Nick is going to steal Joe's that Nick loves to wear. Big Brother basically says if someone pulls a shirt out of your suitcase and starts wearing it... it's your problem.

Oh Daniele, she's still a bitch to Jen. Everytime Daniele talks she hardly nevers make eye contact with Jen. The girl can't bare to look at Jen, Jen is perfectly fine looking at Daniele and talking to her but Daniele can't look back and keeps most of her conversation directed at Eric. Everyone else has gone off to bed or to the bathroom area.

AWKWARD! Jen and Daniele are alone in the bathroom area. Not a single word is spoken between them. Jen leaves while Daniele brushes her super skinny teeth. I know, this update is just rather exciting isn't it!?!? Right now Daniele is taking off layers of make up off her face. Yuck, the white towel is turning a piss yellow color. Gross Dani!

Daniele heads to Joe's bed because she knows it is his last night... of course Joe doesn't know that. Joe once again campaigns for Daniele's vote in a joking kind of way. She brushes it off and makes idle chit chat. Daniele says she would be sad if Joe goes, but will she... I mean really! Joe keeps on working Daniele with whispers across the room. She escapes and heads home. Joe makes a funny by acting as if he's masturbating under the covers next to a very awake Jessica. Goodbye Joe.

Here's what I missed since catching up on the feeds sometime today. Late last night Dick and Jen had a heart to heart outside. They talked about getting off on the wrong foot, Dick tells Jen about Daniele crying about her feelings for Nick and Jen had to put up Dick this week. Dick then tells her that if he gets HOH that he will put up her, Mike or Kail up for eviction meaning no one else in the house is an option, at least at this point.

1:14pm . Amber is in the kitchen doing her Fran impression "Mister Sheffield" again and Dick tells her to kindly stop, that is if she still wants to be friends with him. She says she doesn't tell Dick not to stop doing things that irritate her but of course Dick still wants her to stop.

And earlier in the bathroom I believe Kail told Joe she's voting to keep him hoping people will vote with her and make it a tie... but don't quote me on that.

Day 20 [Part 2]

Well, the DICKLESS alliance survived this week with Joe being evicted by a 9 to 1 vote. Kail being the only person voting Dick out. Even Mike voted out Joe thanks to Zach and Nick's manipulation. I think anyone can trick Mike into doing what they want.. Do you hear that Dustin, anyone can trick Mike!!!

Dick then went on to win HOH. It was him, Daniele and Mike in the final round. The tie breaker question came and HOLY FUCK it was easy. Daniele went over the winning number of "125" and Dick wrote down 120, which seemed like a guess because he was the last to write a number down. DUMBASS Mike was adding things up in his head and then scribbled a number to then present it to Julie Chenbot upside down. Mike guessed 108.

Dick proclaimed "redemption" as he walked away a winner and Jen happily gave up the HOH key. The DICKLESS alliance won this week.

What's the point of updating this week. I mean it will be a highly predictable week. Dick will put Jen and Kail, if one wins POV and uses it, up goes Mike or Zach. There will be no backstabbing of any kind from other people in the house and therefore nothing interesting will happen.

Well maybe Daniele will be given the HOH room by her father so she can suck Nick's football cock and then get dumped on National TV by her boyfriend. I'm also predicting that Daniele will make her Daddy put up Kail and Mike and then backdoor Jen with the POV. "But DADDY, PLEASEEEEE". And believe you me, Amber's mouth will be running a mile a fucking minute as she trashes the other side of the house non fucking stop. But remember it will be SELF INVOLVED bashing that reflects what happened to her and how it effect only her.

After the live show Kail goes after Mike about him not voting Dick out and leaving her the only vote to evict Dick. He blames Zach and Nick. Kail wonders if she should go to Dustin and tell him that Nick is part of her alliance as well as theirs. Interesting!

8:25pm . Daniele, Jessica and Jameka are in the living room talking about Joe's exit. Apparently Nick made a "last minute decision" to shake Joe's hands and Joe didn't want any part of it and ignored Nick on his way out the door. Remember, Joe claims that he and Nick knew each other before the game... for shame Nick- I mean Joe- I mean Nick. For shame.

8:43pm . Dick got his HOH room and Amber is already spread out on the bed. Self Involved Amber looks at the food claiming "those are my 2 favorite cereals" and "guiness" is her favorite beer, she "swears to God". Dick makes an announcement that everyone in this room is safe and that the TARGET is Kail! Not Jen! YEAH!

Dick goes on to say Kail and Jen are going up, Mike definitely being the replacement nominee if POV is used. He hopes everyone will vote out Kail for him and that Kail's alliance will be broken up. Daniele says that Kail came out of the Diary Room and looks like she had been "crying".

The DICKLESS alliance: Eric, Amber, Daniele, Jessica, Dustin, Jameka are all talking about Kail and her tatics last week. Eric says he's already got his "goodbye" message ready and he talks about how Kail "approached" him and Jessica to help her get out Dick and how he didn't "appreciate" him.

Nick joins the HOH DICKLESS group and hopes he got away from Zach and apologizes for maybe having Zach following him up to the HOH room. People in the room starts saying "lock it". I'm telling you it's the FRIENDSHIP alliance all over again.

Food is in the storage room and the ladies are officially off slop. Time to pig out. Nick and Daniele are left in the HOH to share some words. Nick hugs Daniele and says it is a week to "forget about everything". Nick, wait until your targets are out of the house, bitch, you'll be next, that is if Eric & Jameka are still in the house.

Downstairs the ladies are pigging the fuck out on food.

9:23pm . Dick and Nick are talking outside on the backyard couch. Nick says he can't wait to tell Dick later about I'm guessing his old alliance and how he PROUDLY turned on them. Nick and Dick agree this is a week to give game talk a rest. Nick even goes on to say "Dipshit Zach" wanted to talk game to Dustin but he had to tell him to give it a rest.

Zach comes by and leaves and Nick tells Dick not to trust him and he's a "dipshit". Nick reveals that Zach told Nick that Daniele is "playing" him which Daniele is... I mean really, is Daniele going to take Nick to the final 2, no. Nick sounds like a broken record telling Dick that "douche bags" won't win and how he wants to be the "monkey wrench" in everyone's plans.

They both agree Kail is the one to go and that after they CONFIDENTLY get rid of the rest or "other three" aka Jen, Mike and Zach that they WILL have to turn on each other. Dick calls that time "interesting". I personally can't wait to see the FRIENDSHIT alliance turn on each other quicker than you can say Nick Sucks Dick.

Zach once again joins them and talk moves to "Johnny" Depp telling Dick that Pirates 4 will be happening and that Keith Richards will be back. I guess Dick apparently thinks he knows Mr. Depp enough to call him by first name. WHATEVER! If you knew "Johnny" you wouldn't be playing Big Brother 8, that's for sure. Johnny and his people are so above this trashy fun show.

Nick calls this week "the best week of reality tv". WHATEVER!

9:42pm . Kail is talking to Mike about how the best way to handle telling people about Nick. Before they can really get to discussing it Daniele comes into the kitchen area where they are. Mike jokes around and smiles that Daniele is "sad" about them going up and Daniele claims to be "really sad" that they will go up. Mike leaves and Kail asks Daniele who is going up.

Daniele LIES saying she HONESTLY doesn't know when she FUCKING does. Liar! Jameka, we got another LIAR, get her the fuck out! Kail asks of Daniele that she help her into getting Dick to not "go off" on her during the nomination ceremony. Daniele claims to want to help Kail out on that because she doesn't want that.

Over in the big bed bedroom Amber is rubbing Dustin's knee and saying he is sooo mature for 22 years of age. Amber's horny for gay dick. Over in the round bed bedroom Kail won't give up game talk telling Mike that Zach isn't with "them". Mike just listens.

Later Kail is over in the big bed bedroom talking with Amber and Dustin. Oh Gawd, Kail please shut the fuck up already. You're going home. Nothing you can do about it. Well now she's trying to explain her actions last week.

Oh see what Kail is doing. She's asking for advice on how to talk to Dick about Nick and Zach who she hasn't named to Dustin and Amber about them being in an alliance and if Dick will go after people who turned on their former alliance aka Nick and Zach. Who knows. I doubt it will work.

Minutes Later Kail leaves Dustin and Amber to talk. They are using code names for people. Apparently Orange is Nick because Oranges told Amber that he would rather her win than him, Purple is Mike because Amber says Purple is in LOVE with her [she's serious], Gold is probably Zach and Clear is- OH JUST FUCKING USE NAMES.

Amber says she wants to pull Nick aside and warn him that Kail will be ratting Nick out to Dick yet Dick most likely won't care because Nick is in love with his daughter and is on his side so this all is just useless. Mike and Kail talk in the round bed bedroom and Mike thinks Dick is after him because he is a "threat" and that Kail can be taken out at anytime.

Mike then reveals that he told Zach that people around the house "hate" him and how he touches the girls. Zach gets defensive asking "when did I go after girls" type thing. Mike notices Zach has changed since Dick won HOH. Minutes later Dustin comes in and acts as if he doesn't know who the other 2 people in Kail and Mike's alliance. Trust me, it's all confusing as fuck. Moving on.

In the gym Amber and Nick are talking about Kail. She says she's "flipping out", that makes Nick happy and they FUCKING high five each other. Amber just wanted to tell Nick that Kail is onto Nick and will spill it to Dick soon so he needs to come clean to Dick first.

Amber and Nick break up and head to the kitchen where Daniele is making fun of Jen wearing a towel to dinner and supposely her "Fa Jay Jay" was showing.

10:45pm . Big Mouth Amber is in the bathroom telling Daniele and Nick what Kail is up to. How she was "betrayed" by her own alliance and that that is the reason why she campaigned against Dick because "they" wanted it. Nick leaves them and Amber tells Daniele that all Jen does is talk about Nick and how Amber is feeding Jen bullshit about how she thinks Nick is "playing" Daniele.

All these bitches are doing is trash talking people behind their backs. It's fun when I do it but not so much fun when they do it. FUCK YOU AMBER.

Day 21

12:02am . Jameka is celebrating her birthday with the entire house in the dining room table. Eric took off his shirt and got down on the middle of the dining room table. Nick and Jameka drew a heart over one of his pierced nipples and a cock over the other with food color gel slash body paint. Jessica was asked does she want a man's heart or a man's cock. She choose a cock yet Amber was yelling "heart"... Ahhhh Amber, go fuck yourself.

Of course Nick drew the cock, a misshappened one at that. The whole house egged Jessica on as she got on the table and licked the heart first and then the cock second.

Oh great, Big Mouth Nick is outside with Dustin talking about how he SAVED Amber. Dustin thought he saved Amber and Amber thought she saved herself, how funny. Nick tells Dustin that he already told Daniele and Amber and that he's "going to fuck with other people" and for Dustin not to tell anybody.

Dustin now tells Nick about Kail's alliance speech and how she let Zach's name slip when she tried to keep the "betrayers" identities secret until she talked to Dick. I know, IT'S CONFUSING. Dick comes outside and Nick begins to tell Dick about his secret alliance when Zach interrupts. It's funny how Zach is so clueless yet everyone in the house has caught onto everything the Mrs Robinson alliance has done, who's in it and everything else Zach thinks they don't know about.

Dick is talking with Dustin about Kail "fucking up" and her alliance is "dust" because one of them is going home. He also says that had he been in the same situation as Kail he'd done the same thing she did. Interesting. Do you have backstabbing on your agenda later down the line Dick? I knew he couldn't play "honestly" the entire game. Zach sits down and the bullshit talk begins. Zach, no one cares about you in the house, walk out!

In the kitchen Daniele is talking with Amber. Jealous Amber wants to know if Daniele is sleeping with Nick upstairs in the HOH room. Daniele says no and Jealous Amber wants to know if she has kissed Nick. Daniele says no but Amber thinks she's lying. Daniele is so fucking happy this week, a totally different person from last week.

Amber gets called into the Diary Room but tells Daniele that she wants to be "the maid of honor" at their wedding... um... Self Involved Amber, don't you think Daniele has someone closer to her for that "maid" position in that wedding that will never happen. Oh Amber, she's always serious about everything, including her believing Mike is in LOVE with her.

Kail and Mike are in the round bed bedroom talking more about Zach and Nick turning on them. They are stupid enough to believe their- scratch that, Kail's plan is going to "hopefully" work and they will be safe and Nick and Zach will be on the block but that shit ain't happening.

12:38am . Kail is finallly talking with Dick. He thinks he has it all by saying Jen is in her alliance when she's not. Kail keeps getting interrupted by Dick and asks him to please listen. She says Jen is her "best friend" and that she is in an alliance with Nick, Zach and Mike. Although Dick did call out a new alliance of Kail's that includes Mike and Jen which is kinda true.

Basically Kail is trying to make Zach the target by saying he started the alliance and she campaigned most likely on his behalf or them telling her wrong information. Dick interrupts asking her if she's trying to save her own ass by betraying her alliance when in fact NICK first started the betraying and then Zach soon followed so Dick you basically don't know DICK.

Dick says she's going up and that he is going to make sure she's going home unless she gets POV. He calls out everyone's actions in her former alliance. Zach is going to run scarred, Nick is already out and Mike is on his own. Kail keeps saying she took the "wrong deal".

Dick says he's not an "asshole" and starts saying Zach creeps out all the girls in the house, mostly his daughter. Dick keeps driving home the point that Kail is going up and that Zach is not going home. She keeps saying she's not trying to get off BUT SHE IS and Dick says that every week your alliance will keep going out the door... does this mean Nick as well?

Dicks says "this is a game" and that when her alliance is out the door that everyone is going to "cannibalize" each other. Dick is still simply annoucning that every week her alliance will be targeted... and no one else.. until after her alliance leaves... Really Dick?

Dick continues to think Nick wasn't completely part of her old alliance but she keeps driving the point home that Nick shook her alliance's hands and backstabbed them. Dick also admits that he will not lie right now... Dick just REVEALED that Nick had told Daniele about her alliance and backstabbed her first! Later Dick says he will talk to Nick, find out when he told Daniele and depending on when he told her it "may change things". But I doubt it.

The both head up to the HOH room passing Jameka's birthday party still going on. It seems Jen put 51 grapes in her mouth! Wow. Dick starts going off about Zach since Jen won HOH and that he's a total "ass kisser". She's trying to get out Zach, over and over. Dick has made it known to her that it is "personal" because she tried to get him out last week and that's why she's going home.

Dick keeps telling her "you fucked up so bad" and that Jen would have been his target this week if she didn't "fuck up". Kail tries to blame Zach and Nick the reason for her going home this week but Dick starts to turn it around saying she is the reason why she's going home due to her actions from Day one.

Dick just said Zach is just as "dependable as a broken clock". He talks about Zach throwing the HOH and talking 2 hours with Jameka about the bible and trying to be nice to Daniele and Jessica and how everyone sees "right through him".

Mr. GuyTVBlog still can not believe this is happening. NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF JEN WOULD HAVE FUCKING PUT UP NICK. Holy fuck Jen!

They get back to talking about Nick and that if he fucks the Evil family over that Daniele will tell him to go fuck himself and Dick hinted at some point that if he wants to get to the end that Nick will go. He goes on to say that Jen and Kail both will be out of sequestor as well as Zach. He says Mike will last but will be picked off unless he wins HOH. Dick doesn't realize that when an alliance that he goes after has just one person left the house redirects their attention on a new strong alliance because it doesn't make sense to go after the last member of the first alliance you were going after. DUMBASS DICK.

Dick drives it home that Kail tried "years" to get into this game and how she fucked up her only chance at the game. He's so cruel. He just told Kail that Jen knew about her Mrs Robinson alliance and this is the first Kail hears about Jen knowing when Kail hadn't told her yet. Hopefully they'll figure out Nick was the one that told Jen.

HOPEFULLY Dick will start doubting his trust for Nick because Nick will spill information to save his own ass- oh wait, I'm sorry Nick will spill information to save the people he "wants" to win the game aka Daniele and only Daniele. I don't give a fuck if he told Amber and Jameka he wants them to win, it's BULLSHIT, he only wants Daniele to win. Period.

Hearing Dick talk to Kail now for about an hour and a half this fucker knows how to play the fucking game. WOW. He says he will not go off on her this week and hopes she have a great week. And again he says the only way she'll stay is POV. I'm done. Goodbye Kail.

Oh wait, a funny thing Dick says is that he told the producers that he can't fly under the radar and that he'll fly into the radar and burn it down! Very Funny.

2:05am . Kail is now in the round bed bedroom telling Mike everything. It seems he doesn't want to listen but he does because he cares. He does point out that Dick likes to "build himself up by cutting other people down" and to take everything he says "with a grain of salt" and "what's going to happen is going to happen" and to "fight like hell at POV time". Wow, I'm impressed Mike. Kail says Mike should win POV to save her and force Dick to put up Zach and get Zach out of the house.

Nick and Jameka are talking in the bathroom. It seems Nick is trying to spin his betrayel on his old alliance by saying Kail said this and that about him and Jameka keeps agreeing and listening to Nick's side of things. Nick thinks he's getting Jameka to side with him but Little does he know that she and Eric are after Nick for naming the floaters as being expendable players and should leave before him when Jen was considering putting him on the block.

Nick just LIED to Jameka saying that he told Joe that he was voting for Dick to stay. LIAR! Jameka knows this and doesn't say anything. Nick continues to say that from here on out that he is telling people who he's voting out. I call BULLSHIT.

Upstairs in the HOH room Nick and Daniele are talking about Dick trusting Nick because he betrayed his alliance. Nick wonders if Mike or Kail should go this week. What's this? So Nick wants Mike out before Kail because Mike is a physical threat to Nick. Daniele says the house wants Kail out this week and she wants Jen out next week "so bad".

Daniele says Jen is her "biggest threat" because Jen wants her out. DUMBASS Nick is already planning out 2 weeks from now after Kail and Jen goes home, people in the HOH room really think they have the game planned out weeks from now. Classic DUMBASS thinking.

Daniele trashs her brother saying "gets wasted every day" and has no "drive" and parties "24 seven". Way to go talking up your own brother!

Next Daniele jokes around about acting "stunned" when Kail tells Daniele about Nick. Minutes later Nick tells Daniele she's "very pretty" and wonders if she thinks he's bullshitting her. She pauses and says "well, it is a game" and then the Camera changes to Eric talking to Amber.

Eric prides himself in his mean spirited goodbye speech to Joe yet none of it aired. I mean people in the Big Brother houses fucking pride themselves on their BRILLANT goodbye speeches and nearly 99 percent of the time none of it makes it on the air or to the person evicted. Eric and Amber agree how much they "hate" Joe.

When Kail's name is brought up Self Involved Amber starts in with "bitch" and "fucking greedy bitch" and then Eric calls Kail a "cunt". I mean it's perfectly fine when I call them that but when Eric does it... HOW DARE HIM!

2:33am . Outside in the backyard Dick is telling Eric, Jessica, Amber, Jameka and Dustin EVERYTHING Kail and Jen said to him over the last 24 hours. Stupid Eric reveals he knew who was in the Mrs Robinson Alliance from Day 2 and Dick says "how come you didn't tell me" and Eric tries to talk his way out of why he didn't tell Dick BECAUSE everyone should talk to Dick about EVERYTHING!

It is also revealed that Nick, Zach, Mike and Kail are all in an alliance and now everyone knows. He also says Jen and Kail are "throwing everyone under the bus". Everyone does that at some point Dick.

Dick goes on to say it is "we" and "they". Eric says who is "they" and Dick says he gives Nick a "pass". Ahhh Eric says at some point to put up Nick against either Mike or Zach to see what happens. Amber says put Nick against Kail as a pawn. Eric says Nick might be betraying "us" and that Nick told Jen "alot" but Dustin says "no, it was Joe".

Dick wonders who to put up in place of Kail if she gets POV. He's now thinking of putting Kail and Mike together on the block. He says he's a "nice" guy because he talked to Kail before she went to bed so she wouldn't be all messed up before she goes to bed.

Dustin throws out the idea of backdooring Zach but no one really bites on that. When Jameka finds out that Kail's own alliance lied to her about voting out Dick well she just did a mean "oh". Eric continues to question Nick and his actions of being in 2 parts of the house.

I KNEW IT, Eric is out to get NICK THE FUCK OUT! He keeps pushing that Nick was in on the alliance at the beginning. Jameka says that Nick "caught feelings" and his whole game plan changed. Dick says he will need to talk to Daniele and Nick more to figure out more on what he should do.

Upstairs Nick and Daniele keep bonding upstairs. Nick BULLSHITS that he loves the Ramons, Dick's HOH CD group, and that he got "fucked" when he ordered a Ramons t-shirt on eBay and never got it. I call BULLSHIT! Daniele has even let Nick get close enough to hold her in bed and have his hand resting across her stomach, fingers grabbing her sides to tickle her.

What I find funny about Nick flirting with Daniele is THAT'S HOW GUYS FLIRT WITH GIRLS? I'm gay and obviously don't flirt with guys in the manner he does with girls. It's just funny watching him WORK so hard at getting into her pants.

Back downstairs Dustin and Amber have gone inside while Dick keeps telling the outside gang about the "shattered" alliance. Dick also says to bring Nick over to their side for "awhile" and then Eric chimes in with still wanting the outside group to vote Nick the fuck out at some point. Nick is a target... thanks to his backstabbing actions and the last person you want is Eric's power of words after your ass when you're on the block.

Jessica points out that Joe told her before he left the house "Don't Trust Nick". So what does Eric do, he jumps on the turn the house against Nick bandwagon. Eric says he doesn't get why no one else caught onto Nick and that he understands that he's a "likable, charming guy" but he was the person who could be in many alliances and still be "FULL OF SHIT".

Finally Dick says that they have to carefully put up 2 players from the other side of the house and that they should leave the "pawn" last to be picked off meaning Nick. Eric says to put up Jen and Kail and that's that. Dick who's still upset with Kail is using "fuck" to talk about her over and over and then jumps around saying "it's the best day for me in the house" since he got in.

After some joking around Nick's name comes up again. Dick wonders now what it will do to his daughter if Nick is "playing" her. Eric says "I think it's fake" about Nick being into Daniele. Dick says Nick was the first to "bail".

Eric says there is an "equal" chance that Nick is playing Daniele as he says he's playing his alliance. Doubt starts to get into Dick's mind about Nick and Jen having a secret alliance and who's all over the doubt... ERIC! Dick says when Nick threw the unitard in the yard that he felt it was "staged". FUCK YOU NICK, GAME OVER!

Dick then says "I saw Nick with Zach in the gym room" and Eric jumps on it and Dick says "MUTHA FUCKER". Oh my God! Is Nick going on the block this week!!!!! I'm so happy! Happy I'll cry tears! Dick goes on to tell his story about seeing Zach and Nick in the gym room. Eric says "don't forget Mike and Nick workout together so they could be talking".

Dick says "do you know how bad it is going to be for Daniele" if Nick is "playing" her. I'm thinking when Dick talks to Nick later this week that Dick just won't believe it. Jameka then chimes in with Joe telling her that Nick and Daniele are tight and to watch out for them and the one person you can "trust" is Kail.

Jameka says Joe really thought he had Nick's vote. Eric says Nick had a meeting with Jen right before his. Great! Fucking Great! Eric just REVEALED that Nick named him, Jessica, Joe, among others to be evicted to save his own ass. DAMN IT Eric, that was your ace in the hole. Now he says for them not to tell Daniele that Nick could be playing her because she may take it defensively.

Jameka then says Nick said to vote to keep Daniele if she didn't win POV if he was on the block with her, had that been the case. She also says Nick says he isn't here to win the money and then Dick says that keeping Nick 5 weeks down the line could really fuck up Daniele's life outside the house. They also bring up Julie Chen's question to Nick about his relationship with Daniele.

Eric tries to protect himself by telling Dick not to tell Nick about them talking about Nick in the way they've been talking about him. Dick says not to tell Nick or Daniele about game because they can't completely trust Nick.

GOOD JOB ERIC! He's turned Dick and his followers against Nick. Dick says this Nick and Daniele thing is starting to bother him.

Once Jameka and Dick leave the backyard Jessica and Eric start in on the whole thing of letting Dick and them thinking Jessica is "dumb" and Eric as "weak". Eric begins to tell Jessica how he plays HOH. He says he plays each round until he knows he's safe and then throws it when he knows he's safe.

Eric now tells Dick who comes back out that Mike almost tied with Dick because his original answer was 120 and he took off about 12 hours because one day was half a day and he fucked up thus loosing the HOH game. WOW. Mike is actually S-M-R-A-T!

Daniele comes out and tells Dick that Nick has gone to bed. He gives his room to Jessica, Jameka and Daniele. Daniele and Dick goes inside and leaves the FLOATERS alliance of Eric, Jessica and Jameka to talk. They discuss Nick and Daniele tried to "sell the 3 of us out" and that they are "dangerous" players. Jameka then says that Daniele has her dad, Nick and then Eric says Daniele won 2 Vetos already. WATCH OUT DANIELE, the floaters are after you!

Upstairs Dick is talking with Daniele about Nick. She starts to explain Nick's story and how long she's known this. She says "about a week ago". He asks if Nick knows about their "alliance". She catches on that Dick doesn't trust Nick anymore to which Dick says "be careful". She seems upset that Nick is being doubted and Dick says once he gets all the facts then he will sort it all out.

Next Dick talks about Zach and maybe getting him on the block or as a replacement nominee. Dick begins to tell Daniele about Jameka's story about her telling Daniele that she was voting to evict Joe and then how Nick pulled Zach into the gym... then Daniele says she saw that but didn't ask Nick about it. Dick continues to go on about the story and hopefully will plant doubt in Daniele's eyes. YEAH!

Daniele keeps saying that Nick was never going to vote against you. She says at first she doesn't remember telling Nick about Jameka's change in vote. Dick starts in with Daniele not being the "Erika" of this season and she says "I know". He says that Jessica told him that Joe said "Don't trust Nick". Daniele reveals Nick promised Joe his vote, at first.

Daniele keeps trying to fight for Nick to be trusted by explaining how Nick told Joe right before the live votes that he was voting him out. Dick goes on to say that Jen said alot of things that matches what Kail said today...all about NICK! They said Daniele will have nothing after this show because of Nick meaning relationship with her boyfriend.

Daniele keeps saying "I trust Nick" and keeps fighting for him to be trusted. She says she trusts Nick "the most". I can tell Dick is not liking this. He keeps saying he's worried Daniele will get "hurt" after this and how Nick "complicates" things. She fucks by saying how Nick is being "nice" to Jen in fear that he may be going up on the block if she gets it next week but this just PROVES Nick is playing everyone in the house!

Dick wants Daniele to stay off of POV this week so she won't make a bigger target on her back. Daniele is visibly upset that Nick is now in trouble in the weeks to come. He asks what's wrong and how she sees things one thing and how he sees things another way. Nick is back on the topic of trust. Daniele won't look at her father because Nick is now doubted.

He was about to let things go but starts up again with trying to talk to Daniele the best way he can without her getting upset. She doesn't look at him. She is still upset even though Dick is trying to help her look at things in the house differently. This is GREAT FAMILY drama. Dick is trying to get her to crack a smile.

He goes down to get Jameka and Jessica. She remains upset. FUCK YOU NICK! Downstairs Eric, Jameka and Jessica talk in the bathroom where Eric says had he won HOH Nick would be up this week! Daniele comes down and Dick is walking around... and then Jessica almost trips on the stairs coming out of the bathroom. FUNNY!

Day 21 [Part 2]

Whew! At this very moment of 2:12pm Dick is talking to Zach about his actions and Zach's old alliance and from what I'm understanding that Zach may be going on the block. But before we get into this conversation lets look back.

Daniele at one point this morning she and Nick talked in the Storage room. She basically told Nick that she is having some issues trusting Nick now and Nick continues to shoot himself in the foot by saying he's there for her and Amber to win... he left out Jameka!

Daniele keeps saying for Nick not to "flip out" to which Nick says he will only flip out on Mike and Kail, that is if they get in his face. WHATEVER!

Later Nick finally talks to Dick and tries to save himself from having a chance of being untrusted and grouped his old alliance. He's kinda of doing a good job but still appears to be expendable in Dick's eyes. Nick goes on to trash Jen by calling her a "fucking cunt". Finally at the end Nick keeps telling Dick he likes his daugther and won't play her.

Next comes Dustin into the HOH room and out goes Nick. Dick tells Dustin that Jen and Kail are going up and Mike is the replacement while Zach's key will be last pulled out to "make him sweat".

2:27pm . OHHHH! Zach tells Dick about his deal with Nick that if either won they would give each other 50,000 dollars, does this mean Nick IS playing to win!!! Dick says you can't do that because it is against the rules of Big Brother.

Dick then REVEALS to Zach that he doesn't trust Dustin as much as others and Amber because she's "an emotional fucking basket case" who cries too fucking much on a week she "isn't on the block", he doesn't want to assoicate himself with her in terms of an alliance when she can't keep her "shit together". Dick then starts to covers his ass by saying how much he likes Amber even when he just trashed her.

Zach keeps trying to fight to have himself not nominated. I personally see Zach and Kail going on the block. Yeah! Zach is now trying to throw Jen to the Dick wolves by comparing her to Joe. He last chess move to get himself off the block. Next Zach rats out Mike when he suggested to Mike to put up "floaters" and Mike said to put up "Dick". Zach... dirty dirty player. Tsk Tsk Tsk.

Their talk finally ends and both head down into the small bed bedroom where Daniele is painting Nick's nails. Zach sits in the room as Dick leaves and both Daniele and Nick look over at Zach smiling and smirking. Daniele gets up to leave.

Dick and Daniele talk about Zach's HOH chat and how he's "wishy washy". Dick tells her that Mike and Kail want to put them both on the block again if they get HOH. He says Mike is gunning for us period and that Kail has to go this week.

Dick goes into the bathroom to tell Amber that he needs to stay away from her and Dustin because people think they are in an alliance. He tells her he told her not to jump around if he wins and she did regardless. Amber whines that she was "happy" for him but Dick walks away telling her that he'll talk to her later.

Amber goes to the kitchen to tell Dustin what Dick just told her. Dick is listening to her upstairs and tells her "you're too emotional" and she argues back that she isn't going to stop talking to people because others think they are in an alliance.

Minutes later Dick goes to the gym room with Amber and tells Amber to "fuck the perosnal stuff" and to "get over it, seriously". He also tells her that when he tells her something to not going "rant and rave" about it to everyone. He then says that when she talks to the "enemy" to not reveal stuff. GOOD FUCKING JOB DICK! Dick leaves and in comes Dustin.

WHAT??? Amber just told Dustin what she told Dick and how he kept telling her "no you haven't". She said... "fuck him dude" meaning FUCK DICK! Later she goes to the living room to tell Daniele about what Dick said to her and how she feels about it. Amber says she "loves" her, Dick, Nick and Dustin and will fight for them. Amber says it's "so fucked up" when she finds out Mike wants to put Daniele and Dick up again next week. I guess everyone else should go up over Daniele and Dick then.. .RIGHT AMBER?

Daniele goes on to say she doesn't like Mike anymore and how everyone will "sell out" everyone in this house to save themselves. THAT'S BIG BROTHER you dumb bitches! Zach takes a seat on the living room couches, nothing much is said so the girls move their talk to the bathroom.

Daniele talks to Amber about putting up a "wall" against Nick and how she will start playing the game differently because Nick still may be playing her. Amber wants to know if she's told anyone else to which Daniele says no and Amber feels SPECIAL again. Ahhhhh!

Daniele REVEALS that Nick was "flipping out" when she confronted him about trust issues. She says now after Nick's reaction to her questioning him about his game play that she is now keeping up that "wall". She then tells Amber about Nick's whole "I'm not here to win" as BULLSHIT! Yeah! Daniele says if "it's not the case" then "my bad". She keeps saying I'm not going to be that girl [from last season].

It seems Eric's plan of turning the house against Nick last night worked so damn good because all Daniele is doing is questioning EVERYTHING Nick has done so far in the game. Daniele then tells Amber what Nick did one day with Jen's unitard and how he threw it in the yard could have been a "staged" thing. She also believes that the whole making out thing at the beginning of the game with Joe was "set up".

She goes on to say "for all we know Nick and Jen could be" together in an alliance. She also says Nick hugged Jen and whispered something to her and that looked odd to her. She keeps saying "I don't know". Daniele is doing a good job on turning Amber against Nick. Amber thinks back to the first week when Jen and Nick were thought to be the "romance" of the season and when Eric joked it would be Amber and Nick supposely Jen said "What?!?".

The Nick bashing won't stop. Amber wants to know if Daniele is closer to Jameka than to her... I MEAN REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS DANIELE IS going to tell Self Involved Amber. She of course says no. Daniele then says that she told the Diary Room that her heart is "coming out" and going home because she's now playing a whole new game.

Now the believe Nick lied to them about taking a "poop" one time when he was supposely talking to Jen? Amber says "Nick is not to be trusted 100 percent". Yeah! Daniele says he gets pissed of when she doesn't talk to him about himself and only about game. She then goes on to say that since Nick wants to talk about stuff outside the game then she will stop talking game and "play along".

Next Daniele tells Amber about how her Dad was told Jen that Daniele will leave this house with no boyfriend or Nick. She says this makes sense if they are in an alliance and playing her. She says now she trust Nick 30 percent and doesn't trust him 70 percent. She keeps talking about Nick "freaking out" in the storage room.

Now she says that Nick could be the reason why she is such a big target in this house by the other side because Nick may be telling them. I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS! Now Daniele says that when Nick told her earlier that the Diary Room told Nick to stop being "so nice" is something they believe Nick is lying about. YEAH!

Now Amber says Mike has been acting weird lately because she thinks Nick told him about her having a "crush on him" and how Mike has changed and is using it to his advantage.

People, ALL THE BULLSHIT these 2 girls are saying ISN'T HAPPENING. Their minds are running a mile a minute of BULLSHIT that isn't happening. Nick is getting falsely accused and he can't do anything to save his own ass! THANK YOU ERIC ONCE AGAIN FOR TURNING THE HOUSE AGAINST NICK!

Amber tells Daniele that Nick is "safe with everyone" and Daniele says Eric pointed that out too. Daniele and Amber are so "over" the Nick wanting to throw a monkey wrench into everything. Next they talk about Jameka and how she needs the money just as much as Amber does. Daniele says "it's a game" and that Jameka will have to go at some point.

Daniele now WONDERS if Nick is so into letting her win the game that when Jen had HOH why didn't he talk her out of getting her nominated. Amber says "that's so true". She goes on to say Nick spent alot of time in the HOH room when Jen had it last week. The even believe Nick lied to them about how he got Jen not to put him up. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY!

Next they discuss that Nick could also be playing Jen because he's playing everyone in the house. They also believe that if Nick finds out that they both are doubting him that he'll go on a rampage against them. They listen in as Dick confronts Mike in the living room about his alliance and who's going up and so forth. Jameka joins Amber and Daniele in the bathroom as Dick goes off on Mike in a calm manner.

Jen passes them to go to the bathroom and Amber starts in with "she disgusts me" and is quick to trash Jen even though Dick told her to leave the personal bullshit out of it. When Jen comes out of the bathroom FAKE ASS Amber stops bashing Jen. DO IT TO HER FACE BITCH!

Over in the living room Mike NAMES NICK as the person who told him and Kail that Dick as after them so that's why they went after Dick last week. Dick repeats himself over and over and pretty much gives Mike the same speech he's given the entire house. Jen is in the kitchen listening in while Mike says "it's just a game".

Jen chimes in that she wasn't part of the original four alliance and that she was "trapped" in with them. Mike goes off on Dick in a calm manner about Dick "rubbing it in his face" about Dick repeating himself about how Mike and his alliance didn't have the votes to get him out. GOOO MIKE!

Mike then goes to say Dick is an "influential" player to which Dick doesn't deny, he's denied it before but accepts it now due to the power of HOH going to his head. Mike makes a point that today is kinda of like day one because everyone's alliance is now exposed and everyone has to start again at the beginning. Now Dick really needs to smoke outside when the entire house is on a lockdown and calls Big Brother "liar liar" for telling him 10 minutes when its been far too long for his addiction to get a fix.

7:19pm . Dick heads outside with Jessica and quickly talk about how "good" Dick's nomination speech was. Dick loves his ego stroked. Dick heads over to the new grill in the backyard and Mike follows him to check it out. Kail is nominated as well as Jen. Jen called Dick a "liar" during the nomination ceremony which bugged Dick. Then Dick calls Jen a "snide little bitch".

No suprise. Kail and Jen are nominated. Dick starts to repeat himself talking to Mike. WHATEVER! Ohh what's this, Dick is rehashing his bullshit to Mike and then stops himself if he was "repeating" himself because remember earlier Mike called Dick out on repeating stuff and how it looks as if Dick is "rubbing it in" to his alliance for losing the change to get Dick out.

Dick is showing some fear of Mike and is watching his words around Mike. Minutes into their tiresome one sided Dick chat we find out that the girls want to put up Zach next week and get him out so I'm thinking Zach is not the replacement nominee at all this week. DAMN!

Jen and Dick are having an open conversation in the backyard in front of everyone. Dick keeps driving it home that Jen didn't get her way last week. Jen says "either way" Joe or Dick goes home yet Dick says Jen wanted him out and he didn't go.

Dick then says in front of everyone that Kail tried a long time to get into the game and now she's going home. Jen says that she could go home this week because supposely "everyone hates me". AND THEN AMBER says "hate" is a strong word. FUCKING TWAT! Amber will trash Jen in any way shape or form behind Jen's back but never to her face and yet it is not "hate". Self Righteous Dick keeps driving the point home that Jen needs to change.

Jameka sucks up to Dick saying that he deserves another lobster from the Food Comp earlier today. Eric gave Jameka his lobster, apparently everyone won lobster tonight, and then the extra lobster, according to Jameka and AMBER, goes to Dick.

Dick's IDIOTIC game play of having everything out in the open isn't going to last long as players like Mike, Eric and Zach will put him up and get him out in the weeks to come. TRUST ME, people are going to get tired of it real fast.

Over in the small bed bedroom Daniele and Nick are kinda sharing a bed. He's at one end, she's at the other. After some chat he puts his hand on her thigh rubbing her leg under a pillow. She doesn't tell him not to stop but he pulls his hand away eventually. So much for Nick respecting Daniele's boyfriend situation. Finally they make fun of Kail having a possible breakdown but I'm SURE they were just kidding.

10:04pm . Dick goes into the round bed bedroom to talk with Kail who's already going to sleep. Dick is trying to be humble and telling her that his whole objection of this week is not to make her "miserable". Dick once again compares himself as "having it the hardest". Dick starts to talk about Nick but gets up to see if anyone is watching and closes the door.

He starts to talk about Nick and the bullshit going on around him and about trusting Nick. Kail is all over it saying "exactly, exactly". Dick tries not to "harp" on Kail's "wrong" decisions but he does. Dick "guarantees" that someone from her alliance will go this week and next week someone will go from her alliance. HOH power has gone to his head.

Dick loves that he "knows what's going on". Actually you don't know everything. The Floater alliance. Nick thinking you don't deserve the money. America's Player. Eric's plan to turn you against you and everyone else against Nick.

Back to Dick. He admitted that he lied ONCE in the game so far but only because Kail lied first. Dick's all about blame. Next he says he's trying to figure out if Jen and Nick are in an alliance and if so then Jen goes home and he breaks up that. Just so you know, NICK AND JEN are not in an alliance. It's house speculation run rampant.

Dick goes on to say he doesn't want Kail to be crying in the bedroom, in the Diary Room and to just open up to people... you know, before she goes. Dick goes on to bash Amber yet again to Kail about having Amber as an alliance member and her being emotional. He now tells Kail about Zach and Nick's plan to split some part of the money if the other won.

The rest of the house is playing Zuma Zuma again and Eric looks like he could GIVE A SHIT. He's just there for the sake of the house, keeping friendships and just playing to pass the time until he gets to the next week. Every round he gets less "clappy", claps with 2 fingers, drinks while slapping his face, slothed in his chair and then when someone calls him out on it he gets over the top into the game. Funny Asshole Prick!

Eric is having mouthy fun while waiting for the next round. "Zuma Zuma, Suck Dick" and "Zuma Zuma, Blow Job" and "Zuma Zuma Hand Job". Everyone ends up quiting the game. Not sure how to play this game, check out the rules here. Get to TRASH TALKING!

10:54pm . Jen joins Kail in the round bed bedroom and starts talking about Jen going home this week based on Daniele's influence of the other houseguests. Kail doesn't think the house will go against what the HOH wants aka what Dick wants. Now they talk about POV and who to pick if it is "houseguest choice".

11:34pm . Mike, Jen and Kail talk in the round bed bedroom about POV tomorrow. Jen is saying that if it is just her and Mike left in the game, depending on what it is, that she will throw it to let Mike win it and pull off Kail. Jen believes, well they all believe, that Zach would go home before Jen. I doubt that. Mike says if either of you two win it pull yourselves off and he doesn't care if he goes up. Mike might not even play but they are hoping for "houseguest choice".

Ahhhh! Jen leaves and Mike has a small heart to heart with Kail about him "betraying" her by not voting with her against Dick this past Thursday. He admits that he should have told her. She says that she wants to give Dick the impression that she is alone when she really has Mike in her corner.

Kail now wonders what Jessica, Jameka, Eric, Dustin and Amber are doing. She wonders if they are "following Evil" [FUNNY] and Mike says they all probably saw their Mrs Robinson alliance as a target and everyone in the house just joined together by default, which is true. MIKE IS SMART YET AGAIN!