Day 23

12:27am . It seems Nick and Daniele are possibly kissing under the sheets, in the dark, the sounds of possible lips smacking, heavy breathing and YEP they're making out! I heard from Nick "I want to Kiss you" and probably "I've wanted to kiss you for a long time". Oh fuck she's cheating on her boyfriend! LOTS OF KISSING! Heavy Breathing. WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!

After pathetically rewinding the feed I notice that Daniele is on the left side of the bed on the floor and Nick is on the right side. Nick DEFINITELY started the kissing by reaching his arm up and over her head and pushing himself on her. Both tell each other "I've been wanting to kiss you". All MUTHA FUCKIN CAUGHT ON AUDIO. Make note that this footage I'm watching live will air on Big Brother THIS WEEK!

BIG BROTHER has turned up the audio so FUCKING LOUD all you hear is lips smacking and salvia swallowing. Nick then goes onto say "It's so hot underneath this blanket". She ends up saying "I need to go to bed" and they kiss some more. She finally gets up and goes to her bed, Nick is shirtless and possibly hiding a tiny erection. Next he reaches into his covers and then sleeps with his knees up so to hide his tiny erection. His hands travel to his erection and it seems he's pleasuring himself... well who wouldn't?

You could also hear Nick's heart beat beating quick and fast. Listening in like the perv I am I'm thinking are they playing music in another room, NOPE, that's one of their heart beats racing a mile a minute!

The makeout sessions starts in around 4:49, right after the Big Brother blue tunnel spinning thing.

2:30am . Dick, Eric, Jessica and Jameka are up late outside on the backyard couches and TRASHING NICK! Dick says Nick told him not to tell Jameka because she "talks". Jameka reacts with a funny shocked face because she says she doesn't talk to anyone about anything. Jameka then says that Nick said that he told her and Amber and Daniele that they are the ONLY people he trusts in the game.

Eric then adds that Nick is bullshit flirting with Dustin as he did with Joe, to get on the gay man's good side. DAMN IT! For a split second Dick wanted to put up Nick instead of Mike but Eric supposely talked him out of it with his cunning words. Eric wants to win HOH and put up Zach and Nick and make Nick think he's a pawn. Jameka says "backdoor him".

Dick goes onto the bashing Dustin and Amber about their actions and how Dustin is just as "bad" as Joe. Jameka keeps harping about Nick naming Jameka as someone not to trust and Eric chimes in about going after Nick since "day one". Dick is confident that Amber and Dustin would not "flip" on them and put someone from their side of the house up.

Jameka says that she wouldn't mind getting HOH and that Zach, Mike and Nick all will not be allowed into her room and that she'll lock the door when they want to come up. Dick says he's upset that Nick goes up to the HOH with Daniele and he watches the cameras in the house and now he has to hide the remote from her. Jameka adds that Daniele made a public house comment that went something like "I'll have my daddy evict you". This pisses off Dick.

Okay so I've been out on a Sunday afternoon shopping spree and I've missed DICK VS DANIELE in the HOH! What??

Let's get to the good stuff. Dick argues with Daniele about people are worried about telling her things and her telling him. She keeps saying she doesn't do that and she "notices" things. Dick goes on to say Daniele always looks at the "positive" side of Nick when other people see a different side of Nick. Dick says that Nick has complicated his and her game. Dick is in fact trying to stay calm yet Daniele is coming off as an immature... well she's coming off like her age.

Dick still doesn't know that Nick made out with his daughter last night and doing in face what Dick didn't want, "ruining her life outside the house with her boyfriend". Dick then points out that the reason their relationship is not so good is because of their "communication problem" and asks how he should approach it.

Daniele says she doesn't like how her father tells her things about Nick's shady behaviour. Next Dick keeps asking supposely over and over about how he should approach things about Nick to her and she gets emotional and does the "uggggg!" thing and leaves the room with watery eyes.

What's WORSE. Today is Daniele's boyfriend's birthday and she officially cheated on him just after midnight and ON HIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY! FUCKING WOW!

Later Jameka tells Kail that Joe told her before he left that the only person to trust is Kail, so Kail crys on Jameka's shoulders. Awwww! In another part of the house Amber is FINALLY STANDING UP TO DICK... behind his back to Eric. Telling Eric how she's sick of Dick telling her she's an emotional player and telling her WHO to vote off. Eric begins to chime in by saying Dick is playing horribly and Eric starts to point out all Dick's fuck ups this week.

What's This?!?! The house could vote against what HOH wants??? Amber and Eric talk about the possibilty of voting out Kail this week and keeping Mike so he can go after Dick for them! WOW!

5:58pm . Right now the entire house is on an outside lockdown. It seems they are getting Jameka's birthday party ready inside. There are also going to be dinner dates tonight between Zach and Jessica and possibly Daniele and Nick but Nick had mentioned he was trying to stay away from her today because of her figth with her dad so who knows, maybe it will just be Zach and Nick- I mean Zach and Jessica tonight. Nick is on the hammock by himself keeping his distance.

8:40pm . It seems I missed Jameka's birthday party.. oh well. Lately Nick has been going around to certain people telling them about Daniele and his friendship with her in the house is not so good because he kinda admitted to Amber in the hammock outside that he kissed Daniele, well supposely he admitted...

Day 23 [Part 2]

Whew! Lots of fights slash arguments slash disagreements happened tonight. I'll try to cover it all since I was watching the live feeds with some friend, they just left and now I'm updating you on what happened.

It seems after Jameka's Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY Party Nick went up to Dick's HOH room and was listening to some music. Jen and Zach followed him up there and were in there checking out the spy screen and just not talking to each other. Nick supposely told them to get out and then Dick sees Jen and Zach come down the stairs. Dick sees this and figures that Nick, Jen and Zach are in HIS ROOM scheming behind his back.

He goes up to tell Nick to get the fuck out. Nick goes downstairs and outside on the hammock. Zach follows him outside and Nick tells him to go away. Dick is in the kitchen washing dishes with Amber and throwing dish towels around because he's upset.

Dick then goes outside and gets called out by Nick if somethings wrong to fucking confront him. They start arguing from a distance about Dick not trusting him, Nick being upstairs possibly scheming in Dick's HOH room and Nick is all about how he's not here to win the money and all about certain people winning. Of course Nick doesn't tell Dick the names of who he wants to win AND Nick doesn't know that Dick already knows that Nick claims to only want Daniele, Amber and Jameka to win.

Anyways, their argument ends with a hand shake. Oh, but during their agrument Daniele keeps coming outside to tell her dad that she wants to talk to him NOW. So after his Nick confrontation he goes up to the HOH room to talk to Daniele. They have it out about the house, how she hates how he's been acting to everyone, talking down to them, bad mouthing Amber and not trusting Nick. Daniele slips and tells Dick about something she knew about Nick being in alliance with Jen and Zach and only one person could have told her, or so Dick suspects, and that's Amber. After Daniele leaves and heads downstairs Dick goes along soon after and looks for Amber.

I forgot to mention that Daniele told Dick that Amber is crying downstairs because Dick was throwing stuff around the kitchen when Amber was in there and she took it personally when Dick told everyone in the house that they are not allowed in the HOH room. So Dick goes to Amber directly and pulls her into the storage room. He tries to question her about her chat with Nick earlier during the outside lockdown because from his fight with Nick he finds out that Nick knows about the house is against him and that Nick says he's been "outed".

Amber cries like 4 to 5 times during her chat, Dick talks down to her, tells her about her being an emotional player, how she doesn't see things like he does and all the same ol' shit. Finally they hug and leave the storage room after about 30 minutes of chatting and Amber crying.

Nick keeps gettings beers and is called into the Diary Room and the beer is taken away from the houseguests. Nick finally goes outside to the hammock and is joined by Daniele. Daniele says that she doesn't view Nick like her father does and basically chooses him over her own dad and the rest of the house.

Later Amber goes around the house telling everyone about her chat with Dick and how she "stood" up to him when in fact she didn't. Next Dustin tells Dick about Jameka has been crying or was emotional in the small bed bedroom and so Dick goes to Jameka and tells her "word for word" what Dustin said but not using Dustin's name about her being emotionally upset from having to read her sister's letter outloud to everyone early.

Dustin pulls Dick aside and tells him that wasn't cool and they softly disagree and then agree that they are "cool" with each. Amber continues to mouth off about Dick to everyone and Dick continues to mouth off to everyone about Amber but always behind each other's back.

Nick heads for bed and sees Jameka, tries to tell her what happenend to him and Dick outside when Zach interrupts asking if they are going to be long. Nick takes this too offense and tries to keep his cool and says he's going to bed while Jameka is free of Nick's bullshit and escapes out of the room. Zach doesn't know how to react to Nick being silently angry and leaves the room.

Nick gets up and goes to Zach and pulls him into the storage room. He tries to apologize to Zach about going off on him and that it's cool and that the house is getting to him. I'm betting Jameka saw Nick and Zach go into the storage room and will later share this information with Eric and Dick later tonight.

Midnight arrives and onto a new day.

Day 24

12:18am . Eric is in the HOH room with Amber REVEALING way too much information about how he think he's this mastermind of getting the house to take out people that he thought was "sketchy" from day one. Amber has also told Eric that Dick said Eric made some "fake yawn" weeks ago and questioned if Eric was part of the Mrs Robinson Alliance. Eric goes onto to say he "hated" Joe again and again, adding a "total asshole" all because Joe insulted Eric behind his back about Eric being stupid in the game.

Eric continues to REVEAL way too much information about his game play by telling Amber that if Dick says one more thing about him that he'll turn the house against Dick and that he doesn't care who's HOH that he will be able to talk them into putting up Dick and voting him out. Eric PRIDES HIMSELF on his power of words yet he slips up by telling BIG MOUTH Amber his master talent of word manipulation.

Downstairs Nick and Dustin are bashing what Jen said about not talking to the "gardeners". Jameka listens in as Daniele laughs along. Later Dustin and Amber join in and more Jen bashing continues.

2:14pm . The Veto Ceremony is underway and Dick is either putting up Mike or Nick. I'm betting Mike is still going up, no faith Dick will turn on Nick. Last night's Big Brother episode revealed that the America's Choice player had to ruin someone's property and America selected Jen. So Eric went after Jen's shirt and vote something in Mustard. Later Jen got up and discovered the "prank" and started asking everyone about it. Everyone denied it and Jen says she knows who it is based on the persons "eyes" when they looked at her.

Eric did it and continues to deny it. That's about it. Boring morning, no fights. Mike now most likely going up. Damn it.

2:42pm . Jameka, Amber, Dustin and Daniele are in the living room after the Veto Ceremony. Kail joins them. No word on who's up for eviction. Nick has been called to the Diary Room so I'm hoping it was him put up. Eric joins them now and STILL no word on who's up.

Jen now joins the living room game and Kail tells Amber "I just don't get it, I'm confused". Amber gets up and pulls Jameka into one of the bedrooms. Let's listen in BIG BROTHER! Damn it, my feeds froze up when they started talking and fixed itself when they were done. FUCK. Nick comes out of the Diary Room and then Kail is next. Does this mean Nick is up on the block???!?!?!?

Dick joins the living room group and hopefully he'll spill it as he spills everything. He didn't later he goes outside and talks with Eric about nominations. But I missed it yet again! I don't think Nick is on the block... Daniele is just too fucking happy.

IT'S OFFICIAL Mike is on the block with Kail. They are talking in the kitchen and NUTJOB Kail is now asking Mike if they can trust Jen because Kail THINKS Jen is doing this and that. Mike says he's not really looking at Jen in aspects of her personality changing. Kail tells Mike to go after "Evil when I'm gone" and Mike says he doesn't trust anyone. DAMN IT.

6:32pm . The house is BORING! No fights. Nick is happy and that pisses me off. There's no confrontations as Nick said he was going to start doing, he said he was going to start playing like an asshole and I've seen nothing yet so far. He's been playing like a douche bag but not an asshole.

Kail has already started campaigning against Mike and told Jen she needs 5 votes to stay. Dick and Zach were doing cannon balls in the backyard pool. Mike continues to be bored out of his mind in the house. Dick was talking to Kail in a very calm manner outisde and reminding her about how she fucked up and the SAME OL' BULL SHIT over and over.

SOMEONE FIGHT! I do love all the sound effects that the mics are picking up. Daniele is stirring a glass with ice and milk in it. She says she can't drink milk without ice in it. Kail is eating something and the sounds of the bowls are KICK ASS. I love when they adjust their mics they make a scrapping of the cloths sound effect that ROCKS MY WORLD!

How child size cute... Eric is pushing Jessica in the big tea cup outside, round and round and round and round. WOW, you didn't see this coming a mile away. Jen is talking with Nick in the small bed bedroom. She's questioning Nick about the mustard on her shirt incident and he seems to be getting short with her. "I didn't do anything with the fucking mustard".

Zach comes in and Nick mentions that he doesn't want to talk to "people" because he doesn't want people to think he's scheming behind everyone's back. Jen is talking about "people" thinking they are dating and scheming behind everyone's back. Nick says again "I didn't do your fucking mustard" and then Nick says that people think you did it yourself. Jen jokes an "okay".

Jen points out that Nick and Dick came out of the storage where the "mustard was found". Nick then says that him and Dustin are hiding Eric's clothes one by one per day. Nick says he's been hiding them in the storage room. Zach leaves and Nick starts to get more humble by saying in a less mean manner that he didn't do that mustard prank on her.

Jen says she doesn't want to be ignored by him all week again. Nick says how Dick got upset because everyone thinks him, her and Zach were "scheming" this week. Nick says his plan is to "lay low" all week. Nick says he'll be better come Thursday. Jen finally leaves and Nick calls in his dog, Amber.

He says Jen just came in here and accused him of doing the mustard thing. Zach comes back in and says everytime he comes into this room peopel are talking they give him looks. He leaves again and Nick and Amber get back to talking bullshit. Amber says "I know you didn't do it" to Jen's shirt. Daniele comes in and Amber leaves. No one really believes anything Nick says because later everyone will compare "notes" and use it against him. I'm done listening to Nick trying to bash Jen, "you're fucking dumb".

7:53pm . Dustin, Jen and Mike are talking in the kitchen about gyms and "older gay men" looking at them. Well more so Dustin talking about "older homosexual men" watching him and talking about him when he's working out, trying to stay "focused". Dustin then walks around, shirtless, around the kitchen in front of Mike, secretly wishing Mike would spring a hard on for him. Dustin at one point needs a fork and just wants Mike's used fork off his plate because Dustin secretly wants Mike. IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

Dustin says there's "2 guys" at his gym he thinks are "kinda cute" but never engages in conversation. Dustin just admitted that he has a "little crush" on a Yoga teacher at his gym named "Noah". The house is dreadfully boring right now.

FINALLY SOMETHING HAPPENS WORTH UPDATING ABOUT!

10:00pm . Dick goes into the small bed bedroom to talk with Daniele about their fight last night and how he hopes things will be good inside and outside the house. He continues to try to tell her that he hopes things will be good between but Daniele starts chiming by saying that her "grandmother" is what she considers to be her "only family".

Daniele says Dick is not the "parent role" and more the "friend role" and now that he's trying to be a father to her, well she believes he "can't do that" and "it's not going to happen". Daniele goes onto to say she doesn't want "advice" from anyone when she tells them about her problems. WHAT? She just wants them to hear her out... AND THAT'S ALL.

Dick goes on to say that it is a "2 way streak". Daniele begins to get emotional and not look at him but hear's him out. Dick is coming off as sincere in his approach and then Daniele keeps harping on how he doesn't understand how much he has hurt her in the past and how she can't let it go. Jameka interrupts for a second to get something and then leaves.

Back to the family drama. Daniele says "it's not even worth it to me sometimes" when it comes to connecting with her father. She hates to be compared to her brother and the reason why he gets along with her brother is because she's happy with being different and being different is what's kept them apart.

Daniele feels as "the other side of her family" makes it "her fault". She starts to yell that she's not having fun "at all" and how she hates it here. She buries her head in her bed and Dick says He's sorry as he rubs her back. She cries. But it isn't over yet.

Daniele now says her boyfriend's birthday is tomorrow... I thought it already happened? Oh well. Dick is getting emotional as she cries for a long while. Both having a good cry that was really needed between them. Dick keeps saying he's just trying to be a good father. Daniele starts talking again about how he acts like he knows everything about her when he supposely knows nothing about her. And she also brings up his approach when he tries to talk to her.

Minutes later Daniele compares her father to a "mean friend". She's letting it all out adding another "you don't even know me" and that she claims to be "selfless". Dick makes a good point that both have a very hard time seeing this situation from the other person's perspective.

What gets Dick emotional is how she chose to cut him from her life. Daniele keeps harping on the things he's said in the past and then Dick says for her not to act like she's never said anything mean to him in the past. Daniele says she doesn't want to do this right now but they keep going as family discussions should.

Dick says he loves her very much, tearful breaking voice cracking, and that he never ever ever wants things to go back to the way they were. How it really hurts him and she doesn't know how it hurts him and how he hopes she'll never know how much it hurts. He asks for a hug, "please". She doesn't give him one, he has to push himself into her body. Her arms never leave her body.

Dick goes on to say that they can fix this between them. "I love you so much..." Dick's voice cracks about how he thinks about her every single day, asks about her, crys over her, he's never stopped loving her and will never give up on her. Very emotional stuff people!

After some revelations how Dick has fucked up in the past and some very meaningful sorry's and I love you's he asks for a hug again. She finally hugs him and honestly it looks a little half ass, hope she meant it. Dick then adds "i will never ever quit on you and i hope you never ever quit on me again". IT'S OVER!

Dick gets up and leaves her side. He offers her the HOH but she doesn't want it. She would rather go to bed. Dick sits by her side to lets his face I guess go back to normal. He then tells her he's proud of her inside and outside this house. Wait, it's not over. He's back to talking to her and she doesn't make eye contact.

11:11pm . Nick is trying to work Jessica and Jameka on the backyard hammock. Now remember Jameka has already heard from Dick that Nick NAMED her as someone not to be trusted. Nick is on Jameka's shit list and all the talk he's feeding her is just bullshit to both ladies. He does slip up and mention that he's staying past the next few weeks with no worries thus giving the ladies something to think about that he feels possibly too safe.

Nick says he's "staying true" to certain people, Jameka must be flipping him off inside her head. She at one point asks Nick who he will put up if he gets HOH and he said Kail, Zach and then Jen last. I love how he names Jen last because it comes off as if he and her are in a secret alliance and trying to protect her.

Nick continues to call Zach a "dipshit". Jameka and Jessica are just listening to him and letting him talk. Nick just said "Athlete's are players" and then tries to exclude himself from what he just said. OH GOD I hope this gets around to Dick later tonight. Nick also tells the girls that Mike is strong "competition" but really Mike is competition for Nick and not the girls. I hope they keep Mike and get Kail out... PLEASE!

Dick ends up coming over to them and takes a seat. Nick says he was talking game with them and so Dick will know. Dick starts to retell his Daniele family fight... Moving on. Oh wait, before Nick gets up to leave he asks Dick if he can wear one of his "sucidial" music shirts Thursday... GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK NICK!

Over in the bathroom Daniele is out and about talking with Kail about random non game related stuff.

Day 25

12:00am . Eric and Amber are talking more game on the backyard lounge chairs. Amber just told Eric that Nick and Daniele want Jen gone next week but she's not down with that and wants Zach gone next week. Eric loves to call Jen a "slut" among other things and I'm thinking beautiful girls have always shit on him all his life that he's taking it on her.

In the bathroom Jessica and Jameka were chatting with Jen about nothing special and Jen leaves and suddenly you hear a very VERY LOUD "FUCK YOU!" Some silence passes and they wonder if it is for real. After they so no one fighting they get back to talking about Zach possibly being very upset come Thursday when everyone votes out Mike and no one tells him.

It seems the FUCK YOU yelled out in the house was in a joking manner. Nick comes over and says that was him yelling at Zach in a joking manner, they wanted to stage a fight to see if anyone in the house would react. No one did.

Those girls called it. Zach goes into the bathroom and comes out washes his hands with just water. Jameka whispers in her mic about her life being in danger and that she hopes they got that. They get back to talking about NICK!

Jessica wonders what Jameka thought about Nick telling them stuff in the hammock. Jameka says she doesn't trust him. Jameka says Nick comes around like he just did to try to get people talking about Zach. They go back to Zach making fun of his laugh.

Jameka goes back to the idea of getting Nick or Zach out. Hard to hear the whispering. She says it is risky to backdoor him and NOW she's not sure of even putting him up if she gets HOH. Jameka points it out that the 2 people that needed veto got it so backdooring Nick/Zach would be the way to go. Jameka now says that if she gets HOH that she WON'T put up Jen and Kail because they are not threats to THEM!

She mentions Nick and other people on her side of the house. Jessica says she's scared of both sides of the house going after them, the floaters. Jameka says they are good with "Eric". The wonder who Daniele would put up. Jameka says Zach and Jen.

Jameka then asks Jessica if Dick has told her that she is the only person he trusts. Jameka says he's been saying that to everyone and then Jessica says he's "crazy" to think I'm going to tell him anything. They then bring up the fact that Dick says earlier in the game that he doesn't trust anyone in the game. Both agree they will laugh their ass off if Kail wins HOH this Thursday.

Later in the night it seems Nick and Daniele were in the small bed bedroom, in the dark, so very close to each other, whispering about Daniele's boyfriend, something about damage already being done and that Nick is possibly tired of Daniele's pulling away, not opening up to him behaviour she always has around him. It got to the point that Daniele got up and left Nick in his bed. I could give a shit... Nick wants, he can have her and all the emotional baggage that comes with her.

1:16am . Jen, Amber, Eric, Jameka, Kail and Dick are outside on the backyard couch. Everyone wants hamburgers and Dick offers to make them for everyone at 1 in the morning. Dustin and Eric continue the Zach bashing while Dustin has his head between Amber's legs! GROSSS!

Kail is having a good time outside joking around with everyone, smiling her homophobic problems away.

Back in the small bed bedroom Nick and Daniele are at it again, fighting in bed. Daniele is getting short with him just like she does with her father. She claims that Nick is not always nice to her and he says he's always nice to her. He says he's starting to get the feeling that he's not going to be able to "create" anything with her and he's mad at himself for letting himself get "caught up" in certain situations. WHATEVER NICK!

Daniele sits with her back to the floor next to Nick. Her arms crossed and her face all upset. Nick sits straight up with his hands on his chest looking up. NO LOVE TONIGHT. After an AWKWARD silence someone comes into the bedroom telling Nick they don't need him. Nick tells Daniele he's going to go and he gets up and leaves Daniele in the bed.

The backyard group is now talking about Zach's dick, the size of it, Dustin actually kinda defends Zach's height and body size and that his dick may be average but just looks small on a big body frame. Amber just said her little girl's dad has a little dick and grows to 6 inches when hard.

Back in the bedroom Nick and Zach are actually talking about Daniele! She's already out of the bedroom, possibly in the Diary Room. Nick says something about Daniele making her bed and lying in it type reference. Zach keeps saying he needs to keep his game "here". Zach suggests "distance" from Daniele. Zach says that no one can tell if him and Daniele's thing is "real" and Nick says it is "real". Zach says he hopes it is. Zach just won't shut up, non stop talking slash horrible advice..

Daniele suddenly comes back and gets into Nick's bed, fetal position style. Her head close to his shoulder. Daniele asks Nick a question I can't make out and he says he doesn't want to answer questions anymore. A few minutes of silence passes and she asks Nick what he is thinking. "I don't mean to make you upset" and he says "It doesn't matter" and she says it does matter. Nick doesn't believe her about anything she's saying regarding them and their feelings.

She then asks if he would be happier if she wasn't in the house and he says no, that he says he would leave before her. Daniele thinks she's making him feel "unhappy". Nick is upset still and not sure what he's after. I guess he's playing hard to get and it's working on her so damn good. Big Brother should play Garbage's "Stupid Girl" song in the morning.

Nick counts his fingers and she asks what he's counting, he says nothing. She asks if she's bothering him and he says no. They both say they are not stupid. Daniele forces Nick to look at her, faces just inches away. They don't kiss and Nick looks up. Daniele finally gets fed up and says for him to think what he thinks.

Nick says it is all "surface" and all he gets from her is "sarcastic comments" about certain things. Nick straight up asks her how she feels about him. She keeps saying it sucks about her situation with her dad and just how everything sucks, she basically skips around the question. Nick talks about his last relationship outside this game and how he wanted to come into the house to flirt with the girls and how he has feelings for one.

He compares himself to "margarine" and her boyfriend is "butter" and that he is the "substitute". Nick says "this is me, take it or leave it". Nick then says that he thinks she doesn't trust him and she says "I know". She wants to know what she should say to him and he says he doesn't need to hear anything.

Now he says she gives him "mixed signals". Now he says her actions say one thing, her words say another. Both can't seem to come to an agreement about anything. At one point she isn't looking at him and he says "hello you can look at me when I'm talking" and how he will be the one who looks like someone getting "burned" after all this. She gets up leaving in frustration. The Honeymoon is Over! Nick puts up his mic and goes to bed.

Outside everyone but Nick, Zach, Amber and Daniele are outside having fun. Kail and Jen are doing carthweels and Mike & Jessica come out to join the fun. Daniele opens the door looking for Amber but finds out she's in the Diary Room. DRAMATIC DANIELE needs to vent to Amber!

Later Daniele finds Dustin and talks to him about her troubles in the house but not so much about Nick. Well now she starts in about Nick being "biopolar" because of her. Amber comes out of the Diary Room and asks Daniele if she should go to talk Nick. Amber goes and tries to talk to Nick but I could give a shit what Amber has to say.

I GIVE UP, Fun stuff is happening in the backyard and all four camera feeds are on Amber's Fish mouth talking a mile a minute to Daniele and Dustin in the bathroom. She's basically turning a 2 second conversation with Nick into a marathon rant to Daniele. OHHHH I Hate them. Big Brother really needs to fix it so that Jen gets HOH and puts up Daniele and Nick so that one of them gets the FUCK OUT!

OH MY GOD, DANIELE JUST SAID SHE LOOKED FAT IN THIS HOUSE? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

As the night continues later we get Eric, Jameka and Dick talking in the backyard about what else... NICK'S shady game play. Eric talks about putting up Nick and Zach next week and getting out Nick because Zach really isn't a threat. DICK agrees that this is a good plan! They also mention when he was promises something about a "bad Nick" yet we haven't seen this other side of Nick and that he needs to go before it happens.

12:20pm . Everyone is sleeping. Nick was in the HOH room listening to Dick's CD and Dick comes in with Nick fake liking the Ramones Cd asking questions as if Nick really cares about the song he's listening to. Dick goes to sleep since nearly everyone else is asleep.

The dreamest houseguest ever to play Big Brother, Mike, is cleaning the kitchn counters in his sexy used green shirt and athletic black pants all while wearing his musky baseball cap. His muscle flex when he uses the squeeze bottle to squirt cleaning fluids on the counter. His lips are ever so gently parting as his breathing remains rapid and hard. Um...

Dustin just walked by. Mike continues to clean. Back to Dustin, apparently he has a plan next week to backdoor someone in the house, possibly a new target, that is if he gets HOH. Kail comes from the gym.

Since I was out I'm now catching up on the feeds and the boring house actions. It seems Eric and Jessica were talking about Nick possibly going on the block very soon and how Eric will get the house to vote out Nick. Eric also mentions that Dustin told him that he fears Jameka and Amber, his life partner in the house, could be in a Holylier than thou alliance. Eric can't believe Dustin would sell out his "friend" so quickly.

Ohh What's This? Zach comes into the small bed bedroom to find Nick and Daniele and Jessica bashing Zach like they always do and Zach catches on quick. He cowardly confronts Nick who goes AWF on Zach but Nick remains on his floor bed never getting up from his lying down position. Zach says he doesn't appericate the "soiled panties" coming out of Nick's mouth and huring his reputation outside this house. Nick says his usually "what the fuck" and how Zach was the one that said and how Zach was the one that went streaking a few nights ago.

Zach starts to cowardly back off but saying he was making a point. Nick then asks Daniele if he was talking about Zach and she says "nope". Nick also FINALLY called Zach a "dipshit" to his face instead of always behind his back. Nick also called him a "paranoid android". I hope Daniele sees this fight and thinks it was a set up to further confuse her tiny head. Nick is just sexually frustrated. Awwww.

9:15pm . Eric confronts Jen in a crowded kitchen about her taking bananas and hiding them somewhere in the house so she can have them. Eric told her he would appericate it if she didn't do that. Jen kept her smile on her face while Daniele took in the pleasure of Jen getting called out. Bananas... really Eric?

I'm telling you Eric is upset with beautiful women treating him like shit for the majority of his life and he just sees a beautiful girl in this house that he feels he can control and just attacks her behind her back and to her face to make himself feel better. I still say Jen does not deserve the bullshit Eric throws at her indirectly and directly.

Later Dick comes into the full kitchen where it seems everyone is and mentions "soiled panties" in a joking manner. Zach hears this and cowardly responds to which Dick says that everyone was talking about it earlier. Zach doesn't look happy as the camera zooms in on him. Will Zach ever stand up to douche bag Nick?

10:05pm . Nick and Dick are in the backyard where Nick is retelling his fight with Zach- wait, their pathetic useless cat fight, of course, as everyone in the house does Nick adds more words into the fight that weren't there. Oh you houseguests! Dick also brings up his sexual talk with Jen and her possibly having a "boob job". Nick continues to try to get on Dick's good side by having a beer with "dad".

Nick just let it slip that he once lived in California with "three girls"... hmmm... hopefully Dick will see that as a "player" move and continue to think Nick is secretly playing his daughter. Dustin comes outside and Nick goes on about his fight with Zach... AGAIN. Wow, Dustin just said Joe "beat up" every single one of his boyfriends... well, except Dustin that is.

Dustin and the catty men, Nick and Dick are trashing Kail and her possibly "redone" belly button, her stretch marks and her face "for her age". Next the get on the Joe bashing train, started by Dustin. Minutes pass after some random chat about family, the wrap party and other bullshit the catty men get to trashing Mike. They talk about when they talk with him it is like talking to a "wall", okay, that is kinda true. They also talk about how they only know 4 things about Mike. Dick ends up leaving. Just jealous catty boys, Dustin being the most jealous because Mike shows no sexual interest in his dramatic catty ass.

Nick gets to talking game after Dustin claims he's "gunning" for HOH. Nick pushes his agenda about sending "the big Z packing". Nick talks about putting Jen in sequester... hopefully Dustin will use this against Nick later by telling everyone how Nick is trying to protect Jen again this week and the next week after that.

The 2 catty men, Nick and Dustin, get back to Jen bashing about her comment about paying someone to mow her neighbor's yard?!?!?! Nick says stuff like makes him "hate" her. Dustin says Jen is "admittedly spoiled"... Okay and you're "admittedly cunty". Daniele joins the outside catty cunts and Dustin talks about using Jessica as a "pawn" and Nick immediately says he doesn't want to be used as a pawn. Dustin wants to backdoor Zach while Nick doesn't want that to be done. Daniele says it is "interesting" and then Nick says he doesn't want any part in it meaning not to be used as a pawn.

Dustin keeps talking out of his ass as if he was already HOH and Nick keeps saying to not use him as a pawn, he of course adds his charming bullshit smile. NICK IS SO DIRTY talking about wanting to see Kail on the block again "stressing out" and "freaking out", just for his own personal pleasure. Gross, Nick and Daniele are back to openly flirting and then they bash Jen's "eye rolling" method. Dustin claims it to be the "ugliest thing in the world" that makes Jen so "ugly". Dustin goes on to say she has a "cottage cheese ass", looks like a "transvestite" and calls her "good ol' tranny Jen".

They talk about Amber thinking Mike is ugly and Nick says he points out "all these moles" on his body, Daniele then makes fun of his ears. Now both Daniele and Dustin agree Mike is "pretty". Amber comes out... GOOD GOD I CAN'T STAND THIS TWAT. I'm not going to update her rancid mouth of bullshit. HA HA, Camera feeds changed so I'm not forced to watch.

Amber just said she thinks HONESTLY and SERIOUSLY that she will be America's Favorite when she leaves the game. Seriously Twat? Seriously?

Over in the bathroom Jessica and Jameka are grossed yet again by Zach using the restrom and not washing his hands with soap. Jen comes in wondering who will be going in the hot tub with her and no one wants to. Jameka offers to go out and talk to her. Later Dick asks Jameka something along the lines of why she did and Jameka says "That's what girls do".

Day 26

Just before the midnight volleyball game in the backyard... Daniele and Nick were in the HOH room. Daniele was trashing AMBER! YES, BELIEVE IT! How Amber comes into a room and makes it "all about her" and how Daniele can't deal with it. Nick keeps saying "Amber" and "Amber" and "Amber" when Daniele is talking. Then Dustin comes up and takes a shit in the HOH bathroom while Nick and Daniele flirt.

Minutes later they all head downstairs and outside to play volleyball! Earlier Jen was bragging to Eric that she won some Supermodel volleyball thing and he doesn't believe that. Get over yourself Eric, Jen is capable of doing wonderful things.

This is funny, inside the house Eric and Jessica are laying in the bed, in the dark. Eric has a little crush on Jessica and is trying to get on her good sexy side. Jessica says she loves that Eric can make her laugh. She's also a little tipsy from drinking too much earlier when they all played Quarters.

They go on to trash Amber and Jameka for their actions earlier this evening. I missed it, something about "chicken" and being in the HOH room too long. I don't know.

1:08am . Everyone's having a GAY OL' time in the bedrooms. Jumping on the beds, Eric actually playfully slapped Jen's ass, everyone's just enjoying the night. No fights at all. Damn it. Gross, Dick just came in and pinched Jessica in the stomach. Gross.

Eric is fake slapping Jen, she's doing fake dramatic slaps like the soap opera stars do. Mike hears Jen screaming and comes to her rescue but without saying a word and laughs when he finds out it is just a joke. Eric is calling her a "bitch" and "whore" to her face and she thinks it's a joke but I kinda think Eric is really meaning it.

1:43am . Eric is whispering to Dustin and Amber about voting out KAIL! America's Choice has given Eric his agenda this week, getting Kail evicted! Let's hope Eric can turn the house against Dick's wishes! Eric says Thursday is live voting. Dustin thinks they should have an open discussion. Eric basically says the house shouldn't vote out one person because "one person says so".

Eric promises to tell Dustin and others about "some information" he's come across about Kail wanting to target them 3 out as well as others like them such as Jessica and Jameka. He's working the "she's going after the floaters" angles. Eric brings it up again that they shoudn't do what was "told for them to do" meaning voting out Mike.

Dick walks by and gets involved in the conversation of Eric's plan on getting Kail out. Dick says "we pretty much know what we're doing" meaning he plans to get the house to do what he wants by voting Mike out. Dick says he wants to be there when they talk about voting out either Kail or Mike.

Later Eric goes into the bathroom where Amber and Jameka are. Amber either complains about Dick or Nick and about how she can't turn her feelings off. Dustin comes in and takes away Amber. Eric quickly gets up to talk to Jameka about sitting down and voting out Kail. Jameka really doesn't want to go against the HOH and Eric keeps saying something about "weighing the options".

2:01am . Eric discovers his clothes are now missing. Nick and Dustin have been taking Eric's clothing and putting them in the storage room over the past few days. Eric says they will come back to him at some point and when he finds out who did it he will piss on them.... he's joking of course... I think.

Over in the bedroom Dustin and Amber are talking about "CLEAR", what the fuck use the fucking people's names- not colors! Something about Clear being "jealous" because Amber is "loved" by everyone. I think they are talking about Dick. Suddenly a soft gay voice comes over the microphone and tells Dustin to not obstruct his microphone. Then he says "Hi Amber" in a friendly manner. I'm guessing someone loves Team Self Involved!

Daniele comes into the bedroom where Dustin and Amber are talking. They kinda want her and Nick to go away but they don't. Daniele admits to wanting to call the round bed bedroom the "midget room".

2:17am . Eric finds out Nick has been hiding his clothes and so Eric takes Nick's favorite swim shorts and tries to hide them on the 2nd floor but Big Brother steps on and stops him from almost killing himself finding the perfect hiding spot.

Nick comes out of the storage room and everyone is laughing at Nick missing his shorts hanging above him. Eric just grabbed another of Nick's shirts, put it in his shorts, rubbing it on his clothed crotch and then threw it up on the ceiling lights. Big Brother steps in again and we see the Blue wave water tunnel thing.

When the feeds come back we find out that the same voice that told Dustin earlier to not obstruct his mic was laughing when he told Eric to knock it off. Eric is now in the storage room looking all over the place for his clothes. He finds them. A whole arm full of clothes. Now he jokes about putting them all on at once.

Now he goes into the bedrooms with all his layers of clothes on. Eric calls Dustin and Nick out into the living room in a calm manner. "What I wanted to say is fuck you both" with a big smile and shows them that he threw their clothes high up in the buildings fixtures. Dustin loves to act high and mighty by saying it took Eric 3 days to figure it out and then Eric points out that his clothes were in the storage room while theirs is thrown up high.

Eric and Dustin have a battle of who's smarter. Eric claims he knew from day one that he knew and when Dustin leaves Eric whispers "I didn't know". Jessica shouts "there's nothing to do here!" and how she's not "drunk".

2:59am . Jen and Mike talk in the bathroom. Mike is trying to find out how the house is voting. Its seems to be REVEALED by Jen AGAIN that her and Mike were "recruited" to be on the show while people like Nick and Kail have been auditioning for years to get on the show. Something about how people might vote out Mike because he doesn't care about the show and wasn't trying for "years" to get onto the show.

Over in the living room Jen, Jessica and Eric are playing a color guessing game on things in the house. Jameka does her hair nearby in one of the mirrors. Jen asks a question about how many orange squares are on the sliding glass door. When they get it wrong she says there are 63. Dick then goes to count the squares and Jen is CORRECT!

Dick then calls out Jen in a funny manner that she has been counting everything in the house. No one believes that she was just counting them before a previous Veto Comp, they are onto Jen counting everything in the house.

Here's what happened in the span of most of the morning. Amber trashes Dick to Jameka about how Amber thinks Dick is jealous of her relationships with other people in the house. Paranoid Android Amber starts in with Dick wanting to go after her because she's a "good person" and how he doesn't want to be in the end with her because he'll lose against her.

Dustin has told Daniele at some point today that he is playing this game "honestly" and doesn't want to start lying... so if someone were to ask him who he's voting for he would just have to say something like "no comment".

3:48pm . Eric is talking with Mike on the backyard couches. Eric is talking about how the house isn't always going to do what the HOH wants. Basically there's a chance he might stay against Kail. OH MY GOD, Mike just said "a house of righteous people will stay strong in the end"... Give me a break. Eric then told Mike he does give him respect for standing up to Dick.

Okay, here's what we missed since I've been out doing life things. It seems Eric has been trying to get the FRIENDSHIT alliance to vote out Kail but it doesn't seem to working, not with Dustin, Amber, Daniele or Dick. So Eric goes behind their backs and goes to Jessica and figures their 2 votes, plus Zach and Jen will be four solid votes to get out Kail. All they need is one more vote... but who?

Up in the HOH room Eric is getting the attentioned turned back on Nick. Amber, Dustin, Jameka and Dick are all talking about not trusting Nick. Jameka then brings up how Nick went AWF on her earlier today about some hamburgers, chicken and a spatula. Something about "get off my fucking back" from Nick to Jameka. Jameka tells the group that is Strike 3 with her. Jameka's already written Nick off and shit like this doesn't need to prove that she is out to get Nick out.

Also, Dick was taking pictures with the HOH camera and Amber wanted to use the camera at one point. Dick wouldn't let her and she and him got into another fight. It seems the spat turned into a Dick/Daniele thing to which Dick told Amber something about how she only knows Daniele for a few weeks whereas he knows Daniele for 22 years. Amber then had nothing to say.

She later runs to Dustin and tells him about her fight with Dick. She basically says "fuck him" and more bullshit I could give 2 shits about. Basically Amber has written Dick off and tells Dustin that she will get people to vote out Dick if he's ever on the block again.

Later Nick pulls Daniele into the storage room to discuss what he's been "hearing" from people. That Daniele is on the fence about voting out either Mike or Kail. It seems he wants to get out Mike and she says she's talking to people, weighing her options and Nick starts to snap at her with certain rude comments such as "look at me when I'm talking to you". This type of comments don't work well with Daniele and then after some uncomfortable exchange of words Nick leaves the storage room all upset and starts gossiping to Eric and Jessica in the small bed bedroom.

Later he goes to look for Dick and finds him to tell him that his daughter is "impossible". Dick then goes to Daniele and says Nick has been going off on a number of people today. Nick just wants his cock sucked in my own GuyTVBlog opinion. Anyone up for that?

After that Nick goes to Dustin and Amber who are on the backyard hammock to talk about Daniele. He turns the spat he had with her around talking about how he asked her politely to look at her, when he more so demanded it. Nick loves to make himself as the better person in any fight when he's just as low as the person he's talking about.

8:28pm . Nearly everyone is in the kitchen for dinner and Daniele and Nick seem to not be talking to each other but nonetheless enjoying themselves along with everyone else.

9:00pm . Jameka and Jessica are in the big bed bedroom trashing Dick about his antics this week and how he keeps coming down on Amber. Daniele then harps on Amber making a comment about Amber loving her dog and her daughter the same. They are discussing Amber and Dick's spat earlier today. Daniele swears to Jameka and Jessica that she is not telling Nick "everything" and hopes they will continue to tell her things.

Over in the kitchen Amber is talking with Dustin about her spat with Dick earlier today and the whole dog baby love comment. Amber is going off with every other word being "fucking", "fuck" and "everyone loves me".

9:42pm . Amber is in the hammock with Jameka ranting- no, going AWF about how she's sick of Dick. Amber details her spat with Dick. She claims she asked Dick to use the HOH camera to take a photo for her daughter to which Dick said no, that all the HOH photos have to "funny". Amber says she told him that he "bothers" her the past few days. BLAH BLAH BLAH She hates him. Whatever.

Oh wait, interesting. Dick realizes that he's been telling way too many people in the house that Amber is an "emotional wreck" so he backtracks and tells Amber that he's telling people this so that no one will know how "close" they are. Amber doesn't believe it and feels she is getting played. OH FUCK, Amber is back to how she's a strong player because EVERYONE LOVES HER.

Jameka tells Amber about how she told Nick how she doesn't appreciate the way he talks to her, like earlier this day for example. Jameka has "warned" Nick. Then she brings up her chat with Jessica and Daniele, how Daniele wants them to trust her and how Nick is just no longer a person Jameka can trust in this game. Amber then claims she snapped at Nick.

It gets better. When Amber says she knows when she is wrong she ADMITS it. And when she's upset she wants people to LEARN THEIR LESSON. Funny stuff here.

Jameka is being a straight up bitch with her comment about not wanting to listen to Mike or Kail and their pleas for Jameka to not vote against them. BITCH, when you're on the block you better not expect people to listen to you when you're trying to save your MUTHA FUCKING BITCH ASS. What is up with this bullshit thinking Jameka is spewing?

HOLY FUCK, now both Jameka and Amber are talking about God and being each other's Angels and how Amber thanks God for making her the way she is... WHAT THE FUCK EVER!

Amber and Jameka's bullshit conversation continues with Dustin. It seems at one point Zach and Jen attempted to come over to the hammock to talk but AMBER felt the need to tell them in the "kindest" way to go away and that they are talking or more so SELF INVOLVED Amber is "venting". So they turn around and minutes later after some BULLSHIT "We Deserve The Money" talk Eric tries to come over to the hammock and AMBER's Trout Lips tells him to go away but then laughs about telling him off.

Eric DOESN'T LAUGH and turns right around whistling while Amber screams out that it was a joke. When Eric doesn't respond and sits on the couch with Jessica Amber takes it personally as she does everything else in the world and turns it around saying how she NEVER goes up to people in the hammock when they are talking.

They then start trashing Nick... same ol' same ol'. Over on the backyard couch Eric and Jessica are talking about religion. BAD MOVE. Eric keeps trying to call out Jessica in his most jokingly manner that she is wrong or has faults or something about her religion practices and she keeps denying whatever point he's trying to make and things get AWWWKWARD! Eric apologizes because he has to because Jessica is his only real friend in the house, everyone else could give a shit about him.

He promises to stop talking about religion but keeps talking and Jessica says he didn't offend her or let his comments effect her. Minutes later Eric tells Jessica about those three on the hammock telling him to leave. Jessica admits that Amber and Dustin are getting on his nerves. She is annoyed that Dustin once told her to "live a little" and she responds that he's only a year older than her and to get over himself. Eric is now obviously working to turn the house against Amber and Dustin as he turned the house against Nick. Yeah!

They continue to talk about Dustin and Amber and Jameka, the three on the hammock. Jessica then says she can't stand Kail. Eric then goes on to say how he tried to present a "great" argument to the other side of the house and how they didn't take to it and wonder if he was trying to "stir the pot".

Back over to Dustin and CUNT MOUTH AMBER over at the hammock. Amber comes up with the fact that she will LIE to Jen later about her telling them to go away earlier. Amber will say she really meant for Zach to go away to make Jen feel "special". Amber now says she regrets giving up POV during the week Dick and Daniele were up on the block. She wishes Dick were gone by now.

She also says if Nick and Daniele are on the block that she will not use POV, that is if she gets it- You know I'm sick of Amber and Dustin planning bullshit plans out as if they've already WON everything. They have no power this week and no power 8 weeks down the line. You either have power and you can start planning your moves for the week or you don't. That's it.