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August 20, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Week Eight
[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!
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Day 51 [Part 2]
House Update: Well, STUPID ASS AMBER made another "I swear on my daughter's life" bullshit deal in the house. She has told Daniele that is she wins HOH that she won't put up Daniele if Daniele uses the POV to pull off Amber this week thus keeping Jameka safe from eviction. Daniele has yet to tell Amber who the replacement nominee will be but that it was "cause alot of problems in the house".
Really? Problems? Putting Jen is going to cause problems? Now if she puts up Eric then there will be fights but as Jen always says.. WHATEVER.
Amber also lied to Daniele by telling her she doesn't have a deal with Jameka to go to the final 2. WOW, Amber LIED. Then Amber promised she wouldn't tell anyone, not even Jameka... but downstairs Amber tells Jameka about the deal but tells Jameka to act as if she doesn't know anything. I'm sure God would have wanted it that way.
8:31pm . The house celebrates Daniele's birthday with cheap store brand products and probably clearanced birthday party supplies. Daniele wears her Nick bandana and eats a cupcake. After the fun is over she takes all her birthday crap upstairs to her HOH room. Dick is trying to tell her Happy Birthday again but she suddenly seems short. She's angry and upset about something.
It seems Daniele has lied about her age in the house and Dick OUTED her by mistake which leads Jen to ask "are you 21, 22 or 23 years old?" Daniele is also bothered at the fact that she got NOTHING from her boyfriend. It seems they had booked a 10 day trip to Walt Disney World for her birthday had she not gotten into the Big Brother house. Maybe he took another girl on the trip? How SCANDALOUS!
Minutes later Zach goes upstairs and rings the HOH doorbell. Daniele is in her bed not answering the door. It seems she is crying, a weak ass controllable one. Zach sits down at the upstairs couch waiting for the HOH room to open. Jen is downstairs making slop and talking to Zach about Daniele not letting him in. He says "I don't care either way, I'm just bored".
9:30pm . Jessica and Eric are in the bathroom talking about how Dick approached Jessica to go talk to Daniele. It seems something is up with Kris, Daniele's boyfriend.
Minutes later they talk about how Amber will be coming down off the block when they figured it was suppose to be Jameka. I suspect Eric is nervous about what Eric will do this week if they have Jen up against Amber. Once game talk is done Eric playfully sneaks a question about getting his first kiss from Jessica. She then says "yes" but doesn nothing and then mentions that the Diary Room asked her if she and Eric have kissed yet.
9:41pm . Daniele is now talking with Zach on the upstairs couch about her EPIC PROBLEMS in the house. She says "I have alot of things to deal getting out of her... alot". She's "confused" about the letters she got and about Kris. She feels like no one can "compare" themselves to her thus meaning no one can relate to her problems. Zach attempts to give her adult advice and he's "grown up alot in this house". Um... Zach this is about Daniele, not you.
Jen comes upstairs and interrupts their "heart to heart". Daniele jokes about how Zach sits on the couches when he's not let into the HOH.
9:49pm . Eric is up in the HOH room trying to work his agenda on getting Amber to stay on the block. He mentions something about Amber announcing she's ready to start playing the game and not ready to go home. If Amber comes off the block maybe he's worried about losing his money for this America's Choice task.
Eric's talks continue as they always do. He trashes everyone in the house and somehow gets away with it. Eric thinks he's funny making snappy comments how he's never had HOH. Now he's trying to relate to Daniele's situation about how she doesn't know what's going on with the outside world aka her boyfriend.
Outside Jameka and Amber are talking about the deal and Eric. Jessica comes out looking for Eric and they tell her he's upstairs talking to Daniele. Jessica says "I see". Amber gets back to talking to Jameka about how Amber was Daniele's "second goal" if the POV plan couldn't be used. They also talk about today will be the first day of school for their kids in their familes.
Back upstairs in the HOH room Eric has gotten Daniele back on focus to going after Jen... and not him. Daniele says that the Diary Room is pressuring her NOT to use the POV because BB wants Jen to stay in the house. It seems Daniele wanted this backdoor to come as a surprise to Jen but now Jen already suspects being backdoor. Expect Jen to still cry though come Monday after the POV ceremony.
11:25pm . All houseguests are playing SPIN THE BEER CAN on the dining room table. They are asking questions about who did the mystery vote this week, who did the mustard... but then Amber asks "Who will be the winner of BB8" and the beer can answers. DANIELE! Damn it!
Eric asks "Who gave Joe a handjob" and the can stops on Dick! The questions are funny and the answers are even funnier. According to the can, Jessica takes the least amount of showers, Amber is the most annoying person in the house, Dick is hated by production the most while the can keeps not answering who's "production's favorite".
The last all knowing answer the beer can has for us is that Jessica sucked the producer's cock to get on the show. Interesting!


Day 48
12:17am . Jessica is talking with Eric about the possibility of Jessica turning on their alliance. She says she just spent all night telling them that everything was okay. Eric says this move will help him get further in the game and Jessica says she will have 3 people on the jury upset at her. Eric tries to TRICK Jessica into thinking they will ONLY be mad at him.
Eric feels he's "washed up" and that Daniele is "really washed up". He's trying to tell Jessica his thinking and reasoning behind wanting to flip or "make a big move". He keeps telling Jessica that it makes "enemies" that can't hurt him in the game and Jessica says she has "no enemies so it'll be different for me".
HOLY SHIT, All Jessica has to say is you are on your own if you do this. Me against you. Eric says "we all want to win" and that your chances of winning will be better if "I'm still in the game". Eric is trying to use the "if I go home 2 weeks from now" that Jessica won't win or make it any further. THE DEPTHS this scumbag will go to get his way.
Jessica keeps saying "oh God" and "oh no". Eric's whole spiel is that he came to play the game and was cast to play the game hard and that he's not happy being the "fifth person out in an alliance". WHY DOESN'T JESSICA say these people saved you last week and you want to do this to them?
Eric IS STUPID enough to assume them two and the Dick's will push all the way to the final four without any problems whatsoever. MY ASS! Dick will turn on Erick next week if he can. Eric's main pitch is to go against people who "can't strike back".
Jessica FINALLY asks "you are trusting their word?" about the Dick's going after them. She keeps bringing up Zach and Jen as people the Dick's can go to to fuck them over. Eric is starting to say that they will be "targeted" by both Daniele and Amber/Dustin.
Eric ASSUMES Jen will be down with keeping Dick at making the vote 4 to 2. If not then it will be a tie and Jessica has to send out Dustin. Jessica ASKS "are you going to vote against him" and he says "yeah" and wants to vote out Dustin.
Eric keeps saying he had 2 choices. Be apart of a "weak ass alliance" or be part of the Dick's. He tells Jessica that he and her are on the "outs" of their current alliance. "We're here to play the game..." and Jessica finishes his sentence "not to make friends". He goes on about not having a "slumber party" and that he's here for the purpose of "winning".
Jessica now informs Eric how he's being "distant" with Jameka, Amber and Dustin. They suspect something is up. Eric says again "I think we should do this". Eric then asks Jessica why she came here and she says "duh, to win!". Eric has been talking about 30 minutes now with no DEFINITE answer from Jessica yet.
FINALLY Jessica tells Eric that DUSTIN SAVED YOU LAST WEEK but Eric turns it around saying Dustin did it to save his own ass by saying it was a "numbers" game. True but both are assholes. Jessica says she doesn't want to do it for personal reasons and before she can continue with her points Eric is back to trashing Jameka and Amber and Dustin.
Jessica says Amber will probably be crying during the HOH. Jessica says "I won't have any girlfriends" but then Eric brings up Jen and Daniele and Jessica jokes around how "close" she is with them.
Jessica really seems to Eric's fucking robot because she still has YET to say NO. She is almost agreeing to it and wondering what next week will be like. I hope she's an emotional wreck next week and then turns on Eric and tells him "fuck you" to his face.
THAT'S IT. Jessica is voting out Dustin and is down with the plan. She asks Eric to help her on what to say to them tonight and tomorrow. She also says she will talk to Zach and that he needs to talk to Jen about making the vote a 4 to 2 vote. I HATE how Eric is using Jessica like this, turning her into a villian but then again this NEW BITCH can tell Eric no at any moment and just say something along the lines of you do your thing and I'll do mine.
Goodbye Dustin.
1:13am . Jessica and Eric head inside and tell Daniele they are down for the plan. Daniele is SUPER happy that something is finally going the way she wants. Daniele is now telling Dick outside for him NOT to get his hopes up because they could flip back and suddenly not be down with the plan.
Daniele says she made a promise to Zach "until the end" and when they are the final five, assuming they are, Jessica, Eric, Dick, Daniele and Zach that Daniele doesn't want to win that week's HOH because she doesn't want to be the one to send Zach to sequester.
Dick is now on his game speech about how Amber and Jameka need to go up and how they need to backdoor Jen next week. Daniele says Zach is "already driving me crazy" about him being "out of the loop". Daniele says "all his little smart comments" are starting to get to her.
Daniele now is talking about Zach winning HOH and putting up Eric and getting him out. "All we have to worry about if he's gone is Jessica". Dick tries to get Daniele to see that keeping Eric will benefit them but Daniele is ready for someone else to get HOH in the coming weeks to get rid of Eric.
But then again Eric told Jessica that they hope Jen wins HOH later today and she can put up Dick and Daniele and one of them will hopefully go home this week. Dick is getting upset with Daniele about how he wants Eric to "play on our side than against us". Daniele starts in with her point that if Zach gets it today and puts up Eric, why not vote him out.
Dick keeps saying that he wants to use Eric to get them further and closer to the end, voting out Eric this up coming week is not something Dick wants. Dick is PROMISING Daniele that he will NOT betray Eric if he goes on the block next week. Dick keeps telling Daniele that they need Eric and that she is still thinking on a "personal" level because of Nick.
Great, they are getting into a family argument, not yelling though, about how each shouldn't tell the other they know what the other is thinking. Daniele is upset that Eric lied to "her face". Dick says Daniele isn't looking at it from his point of view. Their agrument is all over the fucking place. I can't keep up.
1:47am . Daniele just left Dick out on the couch. She's apparently upset and he says "goodnight" to her yet she says nothing back. Dick talks to himself about how she is the reason they don't talk and how he just can't "win" with Daniele in anything. He also says the reason why Daniele is so difficult is because he gave the slop pass to Jen.
He also talks about how he doesn't kiss her ass all the time, Daniele's that is.
Up in the HOH room Jameka is alone with Jessica. Jessica is good at playing like everything is fine by making quick quirky comments about anything and everything. Just before Jameka leaves to go sleep downstairs Jessica reminds her that they all will be up in the HOH room getting ready for the live show. Jessica looks deep in thought but then again she could just be thinking how great her body looks in the mirror.
House Update: Later in the midnight hours Jameka comes back up to the HOH room to talk to Jessica and Eric. She talks about if Dick knows he's leaving and how he hasn't made any deals with her. She also says Dick has gone back to calling Jen a bitch and getting back to his "evil" ways. After Jameka leaves the HOH room Jessica is guilty about voting out Dustin but Eric keeps pushing her to do this FOR HIM.
As the houseguests sleep and the new morning has come the house has been kinda quiet. Dustin is showing signs of being nervous about the votes not going as planned.
1:49pm . Dustin just got done talking with Zach about the Dick's staying in the game and then left the gym only to be flipped off by Zach who's on the treadmill. Of course Zach is too much of a pussy to flip him off to his face but oh well.
2:01pm . Daniele pulls Dick into the round bed bedroom. Daniele talks about how it will be a "surprise" to Jameka, Amber and Dustin about them turning on them. Dick says "in case this doesn't happen" he starts to go into how great this experience was with her. Dick also hopes this is the beginning to fixing everything and something they will share for the rest of their lives.
Day 48 [Part 2]
House Update: Dustin was evicted by a 4 to 2 vote. Jen, Eric, Zach and Daniele all voted out Dustin. Amber and Jameka voted out Dick. Jessica didn't have to be put in the position of breaking the tie. A week later the FIVE were celebrating their win and now their alliance is no more.
I'm no longer sad or upset that Dustin got played. First off he's an arrogant fuck who was the IDIOT in the first place who volunteered to be put the fuck up against Dick. He did this without knowing he gave America the chance to use their player against him and get him out.
We all know that Jameka, Amber and Dustin were all together and that Eric and Jessica were the first 2 to go in the alliance of FIVE. Amber had it good with both Jameka and Amber playing for her. But for anyone to attempt to treat Dustin's behaviour in the house as something worse than what Dick has done is just bullshit. Dick will always be worse than Maggie from Season 6.
Jessica and Eric have now lost 3 votes in the jury. That's it. Bottom fucking line, no going back on that. Well, maybe just Eric has lost 3 votes. Jessica can probably cry her way into Amber and Jameka's hearts but most likely she won't cry over Dustin leaving and them being mad at her. There's that high school BITCH in her coming back out.
I still think Jessica and Jen are IDIOTS for getting rid of Dustin over Dick. I mean Dustin is one threat compared to Dick/Daniele's power of winning of HOH's and POV's combined. Dustin would have won this week's HOH easily had he stayed so maybe getting him out was a good thing for the Dick's. I don't know. There can only be 2 left in the game so we can all prepare for more backstabbing and more "fuck you's" in the game!
Daniele is also SUPER HAPPY as she was jumping around in the small bed bedroom and high fiving Eric for getting out Dustin. Plus her birthday is coming up in four days so at least something good has gone her way in this game because let's face it, her last HOH just plain sucked for her.
6:24pm . Amber was sitting in the kitchen watching everyone celebrate. She was smiling trying to keep a brave face but ended up going to the big bed bedroom and started to cry against her bed. "Oh my God" she whispers. Jameka is in the small bed bedroom reading the bible as Amber keeps repeated "Oh my God".
Amber finally goes into the small bed bedroom to talk to Jameka. "Whatever man" says Jameka about all this. Amber says both Jessica and Eric want to talk to them later tonight. Amber said her lucky number was "7" so she thought that was the answer but now she thinks about it was 6 on the little person's head.
Jameka makes a damn good point that "they" didn't trust "us" so how is anyone in the house going to trust "them". Amber wants Jameka to still tell Jessica about Eric and Jen "talking". Jameka then says "that's Eric's own doing" about tonight's eviction. RIGHT ON SISTER!
Right now all the houseguests are eating in the kitchen area, Jameka with her head down on the far side of the big table. Amber is trying not to break down again and Eric and Dick are all full of laughs. Jameka just couldn't take it and left the dining table and headed straight for her bed.
Back in the kitchen the houseguests are noticing items are missing from the house. This just means another predicatable POV comp where you have to guess what's missing from the house.
WHY THE FUCK can't Big Brother GET SMART and start adding things to the house as well as taking things to further confuse the fuck out of everyone and make the houseguest's last minute decisions during this week's POV comp more enjoyable to watch!
HERE'S what I'm hoping. Daniele uses Amber and Jameka this week to backdoor Eric and get him out of the house! I can only hope! Think of it, no one and I mean NO ONE will try to save Eric this week if he's backdoored and not picked to play POV. Give him the impression that Jen is going home and get him the fuck out. FUCKING PERFECT WEEK to get out Eric. FLAWLESS and Perfect!
7:14pm . Jen and Dick talk in the kitchen. Jen thinks it is "funny" that Dustin "had no idea". Dick also jokes about how he threw Dustin's shirt up on the roof and how Dustin is America as well as Reality TV's most hated houseguests. PLEASE!
House Update: Dick IS MUTHA FUCKIN onto Eric about him "being involved in the show". Dick is so fucking close to figuring out why there hasn't been an America's Choice and that Eric is some kind of "twist". Dick is so fucking close to figuring it out. Kinda glad he stayed so that he can be the one to get out Eric.
Upstairs on the couches Jameka and Jessica talk about what happened. Obviously Jessica is not going to tell Jameka, hey I'm in a new alliance, she's trying to also remain in the dark of what happened. But no matter what Jessica says Jameka keeps thinking "something's not right, something ain't right".
It seems Jessica also told Jameka ahead of time that Dustin is leaving this week. I can't figure out if Jameka knows of Eric/Jessia's new alliance or not. Eric apparently told Jameka that him, Jessica, Jen and Zach "met as a group". So THEY are lying to Jameka! Wow.
Jessica also tells Jameka that Zach and Dick were the ones who sold her on getting Dustin out this week, NOT ERIC! What??
Jessica tells Jameka "at least you can fight for POV" and that "I'll fight for you, I really will". Jameka is also depressed about being in the house another week with Dick. Jessica says "it's a new week, new game, I'm here to play, let's move on" as she tries to get Jameka to look at the positive about all this and to continue fighting.
Outside Eric and Zach are talking about Dustin's game play. Eric is all about trashing Dustin and saying "he's full of shit" and "over playing his hand, he joe'd himself". Dick joins in on the conversation but the feeds go to that trippy blue water tunnel thing.
House Update: Daniele got her HOH room and a fucking letter from her newest boyfriend Nick because we all know when this is said and done she will not have a boyfriend after this. She'll drop to her knees and enjoy Nick's beautiful cock for all us wishing we had it on our mouths. Go get him Daniele! There's also NO pictures of her boyfriend Kris on the walls. Interesting.
Everyone had dinner and read their cooke fortunes. Jameka's said something about taking a "fun vacation". FUNNY. Amber's said something about "good news" coming her way. Amber and Jameka seem to be taking their upcoming nomination cermony with ease.
9:37pm . Daniele is in the HOH room with Zach and Dick. Nick is of course the topic of discussion as Zach and Dick read his letter to Daniele. Just before Dick leaves the HOH room he asks them "what's the stupidiest move of the game".. Dustin getting himself nominated or Mike getting himself nominated. Daniele says not to talk bad about Mike and says voting out Nick was the stupidiest move. NO IT WASN'T BITCH!
Dick says "what an idiot" on his way out.
9:45pm . Jessica and Eric are in the small bed bedroom talking. Jessica is telling Eric what Amber and Jameka have said to her in the past few hours. Eric is doing too much talking as usual. Eric's MASTER PLAN is to hide their alliance and they will try and save Jen but if they can't to "let her go".
Eric also talks about turning on Dick and Daniele when there's only five people left when they argeed to be the final four. They want to get whoever is in the final five with them four to go against the Dick's, assuming Eric and Jessica make it that far together.
Jessica says Jameka told her that "you didn't make an enemies" so that means Jameka has no fucking idea that Jessica and Eric BOTH turned their alliance.
Jameka is in the backyard talking with Amber and Dick about how she would have won the HOH had she been able to play. Then they talk about using the word "midget" to describe the little person from the week before. "Are you kidding me" says Jameka about Dick hiding Dustin's clothing.
9:59pm . Amber is sitting by herself on the backyard couch looking depressed and ready to just give up. Daniele is outside as well doing some laundry. Amber was so close to winning had it not been for God's number "7" who she thought would win her the game. Amber looks over at Daniele and makes small talk with Daniele.
Daniele comes over and says "I'm sorry" and wants to give her advice. Daniele says to "think little about it as possible". She is comparing her Nick leaving to Dustin leaving. Daniele can't stop smiling and how "I'm okay" and that the first week is the hardest.
I'm actually getting a little teared up hearing how hurt Amber is and how she is hurt by Eric & Jessica and how she should have voted out Eric last week. "I was just so stupid" says Amber. Daniele continues to try to relate to Amber.
Amber tells Daniele that she had a feeling something was up because of Jessica and the way she was acting towards her. Amber kept saying last week she was the only who was telling them she didn't want to put up Daniele.
Amber starts to get teary saying she's not saying this because Daniele is HOH and that she is "okay" with going up on the block. Amber is already campaigning not to be put on the block. "I feel so fucking stupid. I have nobody". UM.. YOU HAVE JAMEKA!
Amber keeps saying "I feel so stupid, so embarrasing". Daniele starts in about how Dustin behaved and "how it got too much for some people". She also says how he acted toward the competitions and how "he was a strong competitor". OH MY GAWD, Daniele is trying to say Dustin's behaviour "was too much for some people". GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK BITCH.
Dick's behaviour is so over the top that Dustin can't be compared. Amber is back to talking about how she put "7" because it was her "lucky number" and it was the "7th week" and if she sould have thought about it she would have put six because she knew it was six.
Daniele says "I'm here for you this week" and how it will "only get harder". Amber "honestly" says that she never "talked bad about Daniele". BULLSHIT. She goes on again about how she won't be "mad or rude" to you if you put me up. "If you feel like I'm a threat to you then do it".
Amber keeps going on but should stop. Daniele looks deep in thought as she listens, hopefully thinking about who's an actual threat to her in this game... ERIC! Amber says she's going to try and win Veto this week and try to take herself off. Daniele LIES saying she doesn't know what she's going to do this week. BULLSHIT.
Zach tries to come outside but sees them talking and goes back inside. Daniele JUST LIED again because Dustin thought Kail was going to team up with the Dick's has she stayed when she was up against Eric. KAIL AND JEN were going to be in an alliance with the Dick's and Daniele LIED saying there was nothing planned and that Kail was going the week after if she stayed. BITCHY LIAR!
Amber gives Daniele a hug and Daniele says "I'm sorry". Both head inside. Amber goes upstairs to read Nick's letter possibly hoping she is mentioned in it but her hopes will be shattered when she finds no mention of her. She'll probably be upset when she reads that Zach is mentioned in it.
10:03pm . Dick and Daniele talk about the week's happening. Daniele WILL nominate Jameka and Amber. They don't want Jen to play in the POV comp and if she isn't they will throw it for Jameka or Amber to win POV. Both also agree that if there's money involved that they WILL take it... yet when Dustin takes it he's SELFISH. Whatever BITCH.
"The only thing that can't happen is Jen winning the veto". Then they talk about Amber winning HOH next week and putting Dick up against Eric thus dividing the votes- but then Daniele interrupts and asks "Are they that smart?". Dick says no and Daniele says "thank you". BITCH.
Daniele says she will stay up all night and make sure she is "happy" next week with whoever leaves Thursday. She is wondering if she should put up Jen at first or back door her. PLEASE THINK OF ERIC! Daniele says "I know what I want and I know what you want but I want 110 percent that Jen is gone this week... for my birthday".
Dick is happy that they are both here and every week they will have a 25 percent each week to win HOH. I can't believe THE IDIOTS in the house decided to keep these 2 powerful players in the house TOGETHER! FUCKING IDIOTS!
Daniele talks about how "weird" Amber is with numbers and how she lost HOH because of it. Dick says that Jen should go home this week, next week Amber and the week after that Jameka should go home. "I want Jen home this week" says Daniele. Dick says not to tell Eric or Jessica about their plan to backdoor Jen.
Jen is in the kitchen setting up for a boring old game of beer pong. She has no idea Daniele wants her out this week. Pity America will tell Dustin to vote out either Jameka or Amber if Jen is up against any one of them.
10:37pm . LOL. Eric is wearing Jessica's dress from Day 1, the black and white dress. He's also wearing a headband and high heels. It seems he has to play beer pong in it. Jameka laughs as everyone comes in to laugh at Eric in a dress, minus Amber. Daniele shouts out "I'm loving this birthday week!"

Jameka won't stop by saying "this is so wrong in so many countries" and how it is just so bad. FUCK YOU Jameka, men can wear dresses if they fucking want to. Amber finally sees Eric and says "Eric... oh my God".
Now they play beer pong, Eric still wearing his dress and no more drama for the night.
11:18pm . Amber and Jameka are talking to Dick in the round bed bedroom. I guess it looks like Dick is talking about him and what happened to him and "that Dustin is gone. It is what it is". Dick LIES saying he can't believe he's still here and not in some hotel. Jameka says this past week was "big" and kinda was "personal".
They talk about Dustin doing this and that in the game, "Dustin buried himself" in the game. "People trusted me more than Dustin" Dick proclaims. Dick is on a MIGHTY HIGH about how the audience's draw dropped when Dustin went home.
Dick said if he knew 100 percent that he was going home he would have ran his mouth, dropped his pants to show off his ugly old ass and tell everyone how he hates them. Dick is smart enough to figure out that he has to talk to these two because if everything goes planned they could be giving him a vote to win the game if he makes it to the end.
Dick is back to saying how bad a person Jen is and about the slop pass... BROKEN RECORD Dick. I can't seem to figure out the basis of this conversation. Dick just loves to call Dustin out on all his shit to them and they are somewhat trying to explain themselves in the past comps.
Dick leaves and JAMEKA AND AMBER figure out that Dick, Daniele, Eric and Jessica have an agreement, an alliance to the final four. WOW. Oh wait, Amber now thinks Jen, Eric and Jessica are in an alliance... NOPE, but thanks for trying Amber.
Amber says Jessica and Eric are "so fucking stupid" for doing that, meaning voting out Dustin. Amber says "some kind of deal was made" for them to do that. Jameka is almost speechless. Jameka says "we would have to align with Zach and Jen and be the other four". Jameka's shocked face at this notion is funny because she doesn't want that.
Amber says it is really not about the "numbers" anymore and that "me, you, Jen and Zach are all on our own". Amber goes on to say that it is all about getting the best person out each week based on strategy. Amber says "if Daniele was smart she'd put up Eric and Jessica" to which Jameka nods at this with a half smile.
Amber says "I hate Jessica now" but Jameka says we don't know the whole story and for Amber not to say that. BUT AMBER HATES JESSICA NOW. "For all we know Jessica is not a part of it". Sorry Jameka, she is. "I can't believe Dustin went up" says Amber.
With the door open to the round bed bedroom they can hear Jessica and Eric laugh and have shitloads amount of fun. Jen joins them in the round bed bedroom. After some minutes of silence Jameka leaves as she thinks of a way out of this.
11:42pm . Dick spins in one of the HOH chairs celebrating his stay and Daniele winning HOH. He's happy and laughing and then sticking his middle finger at Jen on the TV. "Fucking lying bitch. You're going home this week".
Yeah! Daniele brings up a bag of her cloths from downstairs and there was "spillage" in the bag. Something "expensive" spilled out all over her clothes. "Oh man, this sucks". I pathetically spin in my office chair celebrating something not going right for Daniele this week.

Day 49
12:00am . Jen comes up into the HOH room to annoy both Dick and Daniele. They make pathetic small talk with her about the spill in Daniele's bag. Jen starts to ask "what went down" and Dick says "I'm not telling you shit". Jen is shocked after she helped Daniele with keeping Dick and now he's not going to tell her anything. Jen's an IDIOT for voting for Dick to stay. I mean that's what you get BITCH for letting this BASTARD stay in the house.
Minutes later Daniele LIED to Jen about who she doesn't know what she's going to do with this week's nominations. Jen REVEALS that Eric told her to vote this way and how she thought "he's an idiot" for keeping Dick in but then she went along with it just because... I guess she's an idiot. Daniele said "Dustin would have turned on them anyway" and Jen asks "how".
Daniele can't really answer it but then says something about "alot of head butting". Daniele says "one annoying person out of the house, 7 to go". Jen goes to tell Daniele that she told people that she wouldn't nominated Daniele had she won HOH this week. Poor Jen, still unaware Daniele is SUPER JEALOUS of Jen's beautiful body and life that she just HAS to get rid of her this week.
Jen asks if she's an "option" in going up and Daniele tries to give a joking manner "yes". Jen suggests Jameka because she's mad anyways. Jen tells Daniele that Jessica told Jameka before the live votes that Dustin was going. Jen is "so glad he's gone" meaning Dustin and how "rude" he was when he said things about everyone.
Daniele says "one phoney down, more to go". Minutes later Daniele jokes about had someone else won that she would be stuck in sequester with Dustin for weeks. Jen laughs and says "you better not do that to me because I won't vote for you in the end". Daniele doesn't really respond with a... no, I won't do that to you.
Daniele says people in sequester won't be "fake nice" anymore and show "their true colors" in the sequester house. Jen ADMITS to hiding stuff with Eric to fuck with people's heads. She says her and Eric thought it would be funny to start hiding things.
Jen points out that Zach is going to "stay around forever" because at the beginning everyone didn't like him but not everyone likes him... Man it is taking FOREVER for Jen to leave the HOH room. I'm waiting for Daniele to turn on her after she leaves the room. Well I never got to see her reaction since the feeds didn't stay in the HOH room.
12:39am . Amber is crying in the small bed bedroom. She can't control it and puts her head between her legs, her hair covers her face. Jameka who was sitting in another bed gets up to comfort her. I'm getting teary eyed again here typing this. Seeing a woman cry just gets to me. But when Daniele crys I don't get teary eyed, I'm just a male bitch that way.
"I can't believe he's gone" says Amber. Jameka keeps telling Amber "you can do it". Jameka says Dustin knew he was "prideful" and "boastful" and that's the reason why he's gone. Amber now says "I feel like nobody" without Dustin. Jameka then says people will "attack groups of 2" meaning Dick and Daniele as well as Eric and Jessica WILL be targeted at some point.
12:49am . Daniele and Dick talk in the HOH room. Daniele tells Dick about what Jen said about not giving Daniele her "vote" in the end if she sends her to sequester this week. Daniele says that's 2 votes not for me, her and Dustin now. Dick is a bit worried Daniele will change her mind but Daniele claims to still want Jen out.
12:51am . Eric just got called into the Diary Room, he has America's Choice now about how to get nominated this week. I can only assume it's Amber or Jen.
Up in the HOH room Daniele is BACK to trashing Jen about her stories and antics. Dick LOVES to preach about how he talked to Jameka and Amber earlier and how he came off so high and mighty and how they came off as idiots.
Daniele starts in mocking Amber and her comments about "being alone" in the house and wanting to read Nick's letter. Daniele is so happy and smug that there's no mention of Amber in the letter. Daniele now says she was getting depressed if things didn't go her way and she was stuck in the house with "all these jerks", "being on the block" and her dad out of the game.
Daniele loves to call everyone "fake" but she's the Queen at being Fake. OH GAWD, Daniele is talking about how Dick will win the next week, she'll win it the week after and he'll win it the week after and then the week before the final HOH that they both don't win it so that both of them are playing for the last HOH. COME THE FUCK ON, like these two will push all the way to the end. The Power has already gone to their heads.
Eric now comes in and starts his all talk about how everything went "smoothly". He now has his orders from America so we wait to see who America wants put up. Eric talks about how he lied to Dustin just before the live vote and how his Diary Room was nasty, which it was. Eric puts it out there that everyone going to the jury house will be mad at him meaning HINT HINT, keep me around to the final 2 to win against me. He's so fucking transparent.
AMBER was America's choice. Eric is telling Daniele that he would "love" to see Amber on the block and how he thinks "she should go up in memory of Dustin's farewell" and "I could care less if she goes home". Eric laughs at the idea to "bury Amber's spirit entirely". He's laughing the whole time.
Oh man I'm done listening to Eric talk a mile a minute. Hopefully he'll talk so much game that Daniele will HOPEFULLY start to think it would be a good idea to get out Eric this week. I doubt Daniele is that smart.

House Update: The table has gotten smaller, a Big Brother tradition! Eric apparently did some naked jumping jacks for the ladies in the big bed bedroom during the dark midnight hours. The lights were turned off so it was hard to see "it".
Late in the night hours Dick was so fucking proud of himself and how he takes FULL credit on what happened during the week and Dustin's eviction. Dick, give credit where it is due, Eric. And that CUNT Daniele put on Nick's shirt when she went to bed. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Either break up with your boyfriend on national TV or finger fuck yourself wearing Nick's shirt. Pick one BITCH. I hate people who cheat and treat their "loved" ones like shit, especially on TV. BITCH.
As morning comes we finally find out that Zach DOESN'T like to be called Shrek or R-Orger and it just puts up with it. Am I sensing a new betrayal on the DICKLESS alliance??!?! Dick is also back to treating Jen like shit. I still can't believe Jen fucking kept Dick in, STUPID IDIOT.
Over in the lonely world of Jameka and Amber, Jameka told Amber that she has this "feeling" it is going to be a good week. It will because the CUNT upstairs will backstab Jen when she told her I have your back. That's 2 votes now Daniele has lost in the jury. What is she stupid? You vote out people like ZACH who will supposely vote without personal feelings. She's an IDIOT too.
If Daniele gets out Eric this week, Jameka, Amber and Dustin will no longer think so ill will of Daniele and pretty much respect her game play on getting out Eric. Jessica won't vote for Daniele but that's one vote lost to the jury compared to 3. As for Eric, he claims he will vote the same as Zach but we all know America gets a vote in the jury now.
Day 49 [Part 2]
House Update: Jameka and Amber are nominated. The backdoor options is still open for Jen. Now get this, at one point today Jen asked Daniele "do we still have each other's back?" to which Daniele said "sure". Daniele is STUPID enough to be lying to Jen's face all this time with cruel intent to backdoor her and then send her packing to sequester thus losing Jen's vote. Daniele is still an idiot because she's not playing the game for votes but who's a "threat" to her in winning comps. BITCH use Jen to get out people you want out!
On top of Amber and Jameka being nominated they, along with Jen, lost the Food Comp and are on slop all week. DAMN. Now that's some tough love from God himself! At least they are having some fun being nominated because if someone is backdoored this week they will be the new "Jen & Kail" of the game!
8:33pm . Amber and Jameka are outside on the hammock. Amber says "whatever, everyone knows we're close" about her place in the game. I think Amber is at the point to just letting it all go and that whatever happens, happens. Amber is now back to thinking who comes off the block and who will stay and how Jen is most likely the replacement nominee and how either one of them could go home this week because Jen can only win half the money in the end.
Both also talk about if Jessica is in the final 2 with Dick that Dick will win because he "never lied to me" whereas Jessica betrayed her alliance to get her ass to the end.
Amber is talking God and how he put them on the block this week to make them "stronger" and how it is all planned out. WHATEVER, if you both make it the end somehow I'll be floored and will no longer doubt Amber's God like visions.
Jameka is doing a great white girl impression of Daniele talking about how she fucking didn't want either Jameka or Amber to go up but this had to happen so someone can be backdoored. Amber says "girl, this is all happening for a reason" meaning God is working on Team Jameka and Team Amber! All the way to the holy end. Oh yeah, Amber also has seen the future of her winning POV this week.
Amber now tells Jameka that win she gave up 5 HOH's for Eric that Jameka "will get repayed" somehow in the future. Jameka talks about how Jessica is "vulnerable" because she mentioned that Jameka should talk to Eric because he house situations "make sense". Ever since Jameka heard that she knew Jessica was talked into betraying them.
Amber is back to saying "I'm going to win HOH next week". BRILLANT Amber is saying that all the visitors in the house will come into play on the next HOH... NOPE.
House Update: Zach has replaced Jameka in the backyard hammock when it comes to talking to Amber. Zach is trying to come off genuine in his verbal antics in trying to get on Amber's good side. It seems he may know that Jen will get backdoored this week so he's trying to get on good terms with Amber in case she gets HOH next week.
I'm sorry but everything Zach does is for personal gain on his side, he could give a fuck emotionally about anyone in the house. Funny thing is after Zach leaves and Jameka comes back to the hammock Amber gets smug about his approach and how he's trying to encourage her to "keep fighting". Apparently she sees through his crap as well!
Zach let it slip in his choice of not so carefully chosen words that Amber will be leaving this week if the nominations stay the same. Zach told Amber to think of her leaving as a "positive" as she will be lying on the beach with Dustin. Interesting.
Inside the three FUGLY guys left, Dick, Eric and Zach all joke about all the hot guys being voted out. That these 3 FUGLY guys are what the girls have to choose from for whatever purpose the ladies might need them. Later outside Dick is a happy guy doing jumps in the pool, throwing balls, laughing, having a GAY OL' TIME.
9:59pm . Daniele and Jessica are talking on the backyard hammock. Jameka says Daniele's nomination speech was "honest". It seems Daniele told Jameka she didn't want to sit next to her in the final 2 because of her "personality" meaning Jameka would win against Daniele. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH WHO CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND ON TV. I'm telling you, I fucking hate cheaters. HATE them.
They wonder if Dustin is now in sequester. "Is he flying to Mexico?" wonders Jessica. Dustin did mention that he didn't have his passport and we all know how hard it has been lately getting your passport. Jameka says she has her passport, ready to go to sequester if that happens.
Jessica thinks POV could be an endurance one. They talk about the "togas" from the Food Comp earlier today and how Jameka is trying not to be upset with Zach about something he did during the Food Comp. Jameka has also yet to talk to Eric about "the Dustin thing". Jameka is also going to pick Jessica for the POV comp if she gets houseguest choice. Damn!
Jessica also admits that she wonders how Eric is outside the house. They also talk about how Eric is "bragging" about the size of his penis. I'm guessing Jameka's man back home is double the size of Eric.
Jameka FINALLY asks Jessica if Eric has a "deal" with Daniele and Dick. Jessica LIES and says "I don't think so". Jameka still doesn't believe Jessica had any part in Dustin leaving. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Inside Jen just SPRINTED upstairs to the HOH room and rang the doorbell. Daniele didn't let her in and Jen finally heads downstairs after minutes of rejection. Poor Dumb Jen. She's still stupid for keeping Dick.
In the bathroom Dick is laughing as he takes a shower. Eric and Zach are in the bathroom joking around with him. How great is it for Dick to have 2 male idiots playing for HOH each week. One is always throwing it and the other just plans sucks as well as throws the HOH's. More chances of Dick winning HOH's in the up coming weeks. It's going to take a girl to send Dick home.
Dick is now egging on Jen about a can of peanuts in her bathroom drawer. She says she hasn't been "hoarding" food and that they are for counting purposes. Dick is most likely working to get a penalty nomination for Jen in the most fun way possible. Then Dick makes a comment about Jen "having nuts in your mouth". She says she's never had them in her mouth. Interesting.
10:26pm . Eric and Amber FINALLY talk about Dustin leaving. Amber drives it home that she is on slop, lost her "best friend" in the house and on the "block". Eric says "it was a difficult choice" to get Dustin out and how people "agreed" with it. Eric LIES about how he said it was a "last second thing" and "I don't know if it was the correct choice".
Basically Eric is just going to deliver large amounts of bullshit Amber's way. Amber says she's not MAD at anyone for being on the block or voting out Dustin but she's mad that Dustin was the vote that kept Eric here last week. I'm sorry Amber but you stated yesterday that you HATE Jessica and I'm sure you would shit on Eric's body if you could. I'm just saying is all.
Next Amber wants to know why Eric didn't tell her or Dustin why he was going home. He admits it was "cowardly" of him not to tell them and how he blames it was a "collective opinion" of the group to get Dustin out and that it wasn't his idea or plan to get out Dustin. BULLSHIT. I hope Amber finds out later and confronts him again and screams in his face.
Eric LIES saying he thought he was going to be nominated. Well I guess there's some truth to that because Daniele could have turned on him and I hope she still does. Amber gets a tiny bit emotional and says "I trusted you" and how there was a little bit of doubt but that she "trusts him". Eric scoops down a mouthful of crap into his mouth as he eats while she talks to him. Kinda rude on that prick's part.
Eric is honest to tell Amber that he felt he was the "lone man on the bottom" of their FIVE alliance and how he would be first out. What's funny is Eric's shirt says "NEVER FORGET" and I doubt Amber will "never forget" what Eric did to Dustin. Don't get me wrong, Dustin had it coming and I can see Eric pushing for Amber to be evicted so she won't win HOH and go after him next week.
Amber is upset about Daniele's speech about how she's a "threat" because she "gets along with everybody". Eric tries to compare him with her, Jameka and Jessica as people who get along with everyone. Eric TELLS Amber that JEN is the target this week and Amber still doesn't believe that and that she's the target. SELF INVOLVED Amber RETURNS!
Amber starts to get emotional talking about how she feels like she has "nobody" but "yeah I mean I have Jameka but I still feel like I have nobody". Well that should make Jameka feel good about her friendship with you.
Amber asks if "this was planned to get Dustin on the block" and he says "no" and says his goodbye speech was about how he didn't think Dustin was going home. BULLSHIT. Don't buy it Amber! Amber now admits that Jessica and him will turn "yours backs on me at any point" and she wants to have a group to talk to see if they are still a group or to go their seperate ways.
Daniele heads up to the HOH room and pathetic and tragic Zach follows suit. He feels like he has a "friend" in Daniele when in fact she's just using him. Meanwhile Jameka is dancing downstairs near the dining room table, Jessica and Amber are laughing along and Eric is buzzing from the quarters game. Jen finally leaves Dick and heads inside to watch the excitement of whatever game they are playing now. Jameka lays on the table and lets out a damn good laugh.
WHERE'S ALL THE FUCKING FIGHTING? Would someone please just rat out Eric about his "incest" comments about Daniele and Dick last week so that the Dick's can turn on Eric and backdoor him! PLEASE!

Day 50
House Update: In the early hours of the midnight morning Eric and Dick were talking in the backyard. It seems they are back to being normal to each other, no cussing or talks of backstabbing. Dick really truely feels some kind of loyalty to Eric and even shares with him the plan that could have happened that would have gotten him out next week had he not gone through with saving Dick. But who's to say Dustin wouldn't have won HOH against Daniele.
It seems Daniele came out to talk to Dick and Eric during the midnight morning hours as well. Her rude whiney ass still can't figure out what Dustin "hated her so much". IDIOT, wait until you see yourself on TV, not everyone thinks you're America's Sweetheart... BITCH.
They all talk about Jen being the replacement nominee if POV is used. I really hope Daniele doesn't get Jen out on the week of her birthday because that would really suck for Jen fans. Eric is so fucking buddy buddy with them but wait until Jameka or Amber ruin his game by telling the Dick's how Eric made "incest" comments about both of them... over and over and time and time again. Expect another big blow up against Eric. This shit really needs to come out so America's Prick can be back the fuck doored!
9:50am . Grottee 2 to the Max, Zach was taking a shower. Yuck to the extreme. Amber just went into the Diary Room. Zach is in the kitchen talking with Dick about how happy he is that his nose hair that was bothering him for weeks now is gone. That must be why Zach always shoves his oger finger up his nose.
Zach and Dick go into the storage room and whisper sweet bullshit to each other. I didn't catch what they said but Zach is always all knowing saying "I actually already knew". Zach just sneezed and the house literally shook. Glass shattered. I just can't stand Zach right now so I'm trying to just beat him down. I won't be surprised if he's in the final four. DAMN.
Um.. WHAT IS THIS? Is Dick fucking crying on Camera 3? He's got a tear coming out of his left eye and he is sniffling alot. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BIG BROTHER! Camera zooms in on Dick trying not to cry and then BB announces "The Bedroom lights must remain on during the day!" So Jen was right... weeks ago Jen told Kail that Dick crys himself to sleep! Finally proof this epic asshole crys himself to sleep. But why? Do assholes have the ability to cry?
10:35am . Jameka and Amber are in the bathroom talking about "it's almost game time" meaning the POV is getting prepared outside. Amber says she keeps "seeing" her picking Zach's ball for POV. Jameka says she's not nervous but more anxious and wants it to be something she can take her frustration out on. Amber says she heard Dick and Jessica talking really early in the morning... thus proving that Jessica turned on their alliance and is on Team Dick.
Amber now talks about Eric's talk last night. Amber says "Jessica... shady fucking people" and "it's funny how she couldn't stand E.D. last week and now they're best friends" to which Jameka does her AWARD WINNING mmmmhmmmm! It's about time Jameka sees Jessica for the backstabbing cunt she really is.
Jameka now tells Amber about how she was upset with Zach yesterday for playing a shit prank on the toilet seat. Zach says "whatever, it was funny" to Jameka's over the top reaction where she honestly told Zach "it wasn't". Jameka then talks about her chat with Eric last night. She says Eric voted out Dustin because it was what was best for him. TRUE DAT.
Jameka then says she told Eric TO HIS FACE that he was "greedy" for turning on his alliance. Jameka loves telling Amber how she threw the "where was your loyalty to the group?" in Eric's FACE during their chat but little does she know Eric could give a shit about loyalty. Here's HOPING Jessica turns on Eric at some point so Eric can feel the stink of true friend backstabbing.
FAKE ASS Jessica comes into the bathroom and tells them that she hopes she plays in POV to "fight" for it. She takes her FAKE ASS out of the bathroom area and Amber thinks Jessica will fight for it so that she can keep the nominations the same so that Eric can't be backdoored. Never thought about that Amber, GOOD GIRL! Gotta get Jessica out if she's playing POV. Gotta keep that option open for Eric to get backdoored!
Amber and Jameka continue to trade Eric's BULLSHIT comments during their seperate conversations from last night. Amber says Eric felt "more threatened" by Dustin than he does by Dick/Daniele as a pair. Jameka then says "I'm about to fart". FUNNY!
10:58am . Eric and Jessica are talking in the big bed bedroom. Eric is already preparing mind manipulation on Jessica putting fear in her head that he could be backdoored this week so if she plays for POV to play to keep the nominations the same.
Eric says Jen is Dick/Daniele's "biggest threat" so it would make sense to keep her in the game. Eric wants to make sure the nominations stay the same so that there's no way he's backdoored this week. Eric WANTS to keep Jen in the house!
Daniele comes in saying she caught them "giggling" about something. HELLO BITCH, they are talking about you possibly not getting your way this week! Eric and Daniele joke about if it is a prize POV that each will battle who will win the most prizes. Daniele leaves and they get back to talking but Zach comes in and the talking stops again.
House Update: Well, Daniele keeps fucking dominating as she won POV yet again. It seems Jen was not picked to play POV. Damn! Jessica also played and of course Dick was selected by Daniele with "houseguest choice". HOLY FUCK. No wonder Jameka and Amber didn't have a chance. And the Dick's were right, yet again, this POV had prizes to be won!
Amber won a trip and Daniele also won a trip because both were the final 2 left in the POV. Another competition where Amber came in second and almost fucking won. I hope that damn lucky number of 7 didn't fuck with her again on the last question.
Now comes the deal making. Jameka and Amber are trying to figure out what kind of deal to present to Daniele so that she will use the POV on Amber. Meanwhile Dick and Daniele are also talking about making a possible deal with Jen and using her for a week in case she stays and wins HOH. I'm starting to get the impression that Daniele isn't heartless and may still want to use Jen in the house.
If the nominations stay the same America will vote for Eric to go after Amber and that won't be a pretty sight to watch. At least she got a trip out of all this. Her and Dustin both got something good for being idiots and putting up with the Dick's.
House Update: Amber has prayed to God again on the hammock and asked that she would be DISCOVERED AS A MODEL! A fucking MODEL! Amber also wishes harm on Zach now. She just hates everyone [except Jameka], kinda like the new Daniele in the house. In another part of the house both Zach and Dick realize that Jen has a "thick skin" when it comes to people being verbally abusive towards her. Dick actually thinks Jen gets off on it. PERVERT!
8:46pm . It seems Jameka and Amber are onto my plan... that it would be SMART of Daniele to get rid of Eric this week! They talk on the backyard hammock. Amber has also turned on Jessica as a friend in the house and no longer trusts her and considers her to be the new "fake" member of the house. "Fucking fake people- I can't. Two faced people" says Amber.
Jameka says that if Amber goes this week that she will go up every week for the next 3 weeks. TRUE DAT! Amber wants to make a deal with Daniele that if she pulls her off that if she for some fucked up reason wins HOH that the Dick's will be safe next week under the possible reign of Whamber.
Amber now says she can just tell "when someone's hug is real or not". Really? Amber now tells Jameka about how Amber threw POV that one week to save Daniele near the beginning of the game and how she would be the middle [wo]man between Nick and Daniele for weeks. You see people who want to apply for Big Brother, NEVER save anyone because they can screw you over weeks down the line. ALWAYS PLAY FOR YOURSELF!
Amber now says Jameka has it good for the next few weeks "because you're not a threat to anyone". God is pushing Jameka to the end because Amber made anti-semitic comments. BELIEVE IT!
House Update: Apparently the houseguests were playing a game of quarters and then Eric blurted out "Fuck You America". Other than that it has been a boring night and most likely a boring week if Daniele doesn't get her hatred on Jen under control and go after the biggest threat in the house... ERIC!
11:15pm . "I'm at my whits end with her" says Daniele about Jen. They compare Jen to a mosquito buzzing around your ear. ZACH of all people is saying Jen is ANNOYING... ZACH! Dick is now on his most recent power trip about how Jen should have been out week one and that she's going this week. Zach keeps picking his nose, shoving his fat finger into his nose. Zach is on a high because apparently during the POV comp there were CBS.com poll questions and one of them said Zach was "sexy" in his rabbit suit. Capital G lowercase ross!
Jen comes outside and the bashing stops. Dick is wearing "Define Girlfriend" shirt which I think belonged to Dustin. Wow, he's such an immature brat that he has to steal someone's shirt and wear it to mock Dustin. Daniele just screamed and jumped up from the backyard couch because it seems a spider was crawling on her. She goes inside and Jen and Dick talk.
Dick makes a point how Zach and Daniele use to "hate" each other. Jen says Zach is good with whoever is HOH and Dick says "Zach isn't that bad". Dick is once again on his POWER TRIP about how when Jen was HOH he was behind people going to Jen and getting her to put up Zach against Dick. But we all know Joe ended up going up against Dick.
Dick is now on his bullshit rant about himself and how HE got Joe out when he was up against him during his week. I can't watch Jen get talked down by Dick, how and why she lets it happen. "Whatever, that was so long ago, why even bother with that" says Jen but Dick says it matters because SELF INVOLVED Dick says "because I was on the block".
Now Dick WON'T give credit to Amber almost winning HOH and POV this week because it was all "guessing" yet his cunt of a daughter is this MASTER PLAYER who won because she's so fucking "smart" in his eyes. WHATEVER DICK.

Day 51
House Update: Dick mentions to Eric that he got "warnings" for some of the things he said towards Dustin last week. Dick also mentions there WILL be drama come Monday when the replacement nominee is put up. I wonder what he means by this. If Jen is backdoored all she will do is cry and take more verbal abuse... But if Eric is put up then Jessica and Eric will rat out the Dick's on anything they can rat them out on.
Later Eric told Jameka in the bathroom that Zach threw the veto towards Dick last week. He implies that Zach and Dick are in an alliance. Jameka believes it. Jameka has also been asked out on a date with Zach meaning come Thursday Jameka WILL be staying no matter who's up against her, Amber or Jen.
Eric also says the house could have gone against what he wanted and kept Nick but the just proves he has power with words. I can't believe this, Jessica actually told Eric that he was being "rude" to Jen earlier. WOW, very impressive Jessica because a friendship with Eric is a lifetime of calling him out on shit like that over and over and over again.
Both Jessica and Eric spend most of the morning hours as the sun rises talking outside on the backyard lounge chairs. They are cuddling, resting their heads on each other's shoulders, getting close but nothing really romantic. Just playful banter and how they think they are better than the whole Nick & Daniele thing.
7:41am . Jess and Eric continue to talk on the backyard lounge chairs. Eric believes there's a 15 percent chance that Daniele and Dick will nominate him come Monday. Jessica wonders how Eric feels about Jen going this week. Part of him doesn't care but then he doesn't want to do what the Dick's want JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY SO... yet if they keep Jen next week and Jen gets HOH Eric makes it clear how he wants to BULLY Jen into putting up Jameka and Zach and not him, Jessica, Dick or Daniele.
I can't stand Eric's PRICK BULLY behaviour towards women and towards people in general. He loves to tell you what to do and how to play this game yet you can't tell him what to do or how to play this game. It's one side with this fucking prick. It's pathetic as Eric and Jessica try to out do without really trying the late night Janelle and Kaysar chats.
They believe they have been outside talking for 5 hours and that someone out there has been watching them for the full five hours. Eric starts talking to the people watching about how he and Jessica will have a "spin off" series comparing their love marriage wedding shindig to be bigger than Rob and Amber's whole marriage thing. He's playing around of course but part of him really believes it, at least I think.
They both get up and head inside. Eric goes to the bathroom to take a piss and his piss stream isn't anywhere as impressive as Dustin's. I remember once reporting that Dustin peed for a few good minutes, thick and strong stream... for people who are into that type of kink. Eric's pathetic.
House Update: Yet another boring day in the BB house where I'll try and make interesting. It seems both Dick and Zach both masturbated and shot their creamy gross loads all over themselves in sequester before the game/show actually started. Well I 'm not sure if they shot in a sock, in the shower or just all over themselves in bed... but they jerked off before week one.
The plan to backdoor Jen is still in full swing. Daniele and Zach discuss how Jen will take going up when she is under the impression that she will be safe this week. Daniele expects Jen to be in "hell" for the next few days. How sweet of someone who says they're never "rude" yet everyone else.
And that's it. What did you and I expect? Dick to finally get his kiss from Jessica... on the mouth? It's so obvious Dick wants to sleep with Jessica and tell her it would be the "best fuck of her life". He's such a pervert. I actually miss Dustin, would rather have Dick out of the house.
Still hoping next week will be my Dickless house week!

Posted by guytvblog at August 20, 2007 12:10 AM
Comments
When Dustin foolishly wanted to be on the block against Dick, I knew Eric would take the opportunity to back door him. Dustin should have realized that they should have stuck with the numbers and had 3 solid votes to get Dick out. Eric is playing this game harder than anyone and next week in the house is going to be complete hell. I don't understand how anyone would want to climb in bed with Dick and Daniele.
Jenn and Zach need to wise up and realize that Eric and Jessica have taken their place in the Donatos alliance. Amber is going to go into the ugly cry for 7 straight days when Dustin is evicted. Dustin somewhat brought this on himself with being so pompous. I wonder how Eric and Jessica are going to respond when Dick is cussing, berating and badgering Jameka and Amber all week, while they just sit back and watch it happen.
Posted by: mikeinbama at August 16, 2007 10:40 AM
It is JUSt that Dustard go this week--he's played all the wrong cards. Just supporting the dreaded Jameka and her ramblings is more than enough. And Amber is a complete trainwreck waiting for clean-up. I think think its great that Dick lives to fight on and I will be thrilled when Dustard exits and next week, the pompous Jameka weeps her way to sequester. Go Dick, Dani, and Jen!!!
Posted by: Mike C at August 16, 2007 3:48 PM
I think we should vote for Eric to get Waamber nomintated... it's about time for Eric to get an easy request from America.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 16, 2007 8:19 PM
I never said it before, but THANK GOD for your updates!! I love the show, but I check your site a half dozen times a day just to see what's happening!
And Dustin was an idiot to take that chance.
I hope Dick figures out the twist tonight - because the gates of Hell will open up in the house.
Posted by: Chad at August 17, 2007 1:08 AM
Yep, Dustin did bring this on himself. I blame no one BUT HIM. And only him. Dustin, Dustin, Dustin, idiot, idiot, idiot.
Dick will not go off on Amber or Jameka because I believe he will give them an easy week since they are not truely the targets and that CUNT Daniele wants to backdoor Jen. If Amber wins HOH next wek he's going to steer them in the direction of putting up Eric and Jessica.
Damn Dick and Daniele inching their way to the final 2. I hate that they are getting in a better position in the game. Did you know they both were finalists for Season 6 and were suppose to go into the house one of the secret pairs!!?!?! Imagine Kaysar and Dick going at it!!!
Amber is America's Choice this week as Eric has already been seen pushing for Amber to be nominated. I was wishing Jessica would be the target from America thus making Eric's game so much more harder.
And Chad, you're quite welcome, I love to do these updates and try to not take sides but I'll admit I'm not big fans of Dick/Daniele and wish them nothing but misery to the end. I wanted Nick out and I got my way... now I just have to give it a few more weeks before the Dick's go to sequester.
I believe Dick has somewhat figured Eric is working with BB and wants to use it to his advantage. I don't see Dick calling him out on it anytime soon.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at August 17, 2007 3:29 AM
I've never taken a season of this show so personally. Man, Jessica is the fakest fakery faker ever. That girl is soooooo scary. And homely to boot.
As soon as Zach and Jen are gone, though, I won't be able to watch on Showtime or CBS. Your updates and, to a far lesser extent, the Jokers Updates feed watches, will be my only sources.
Posted by: benjie at August 17, 2007 11:30 PM
I'm right there with you Benjie. Jessica is turning back into her BITCH CUNTY HIGH SCHOOL version of herself quicker than you can say TWAT!
I took Season 6 personally because I sided with the Sov6 but when they didn't get Maggie out during the midway point of the game and instead went after Jennifer, Beau or Ivette the next week and then April... I mean come the fuck on, you go after the fucking head of the group! Idiot moves like that make me no longer take the game personally. I knew midway through that Maggie would win due to idiots in the house thinking personally rather than game.
Let's look at this season. Replace Maggie with the Dick's and you have the same idea. People in the house want to target Jen, Jameka and Amber for weeks to come for whatever stupid reason but Zach, Jessica and Eric planning on ignoring Dick/Daniele as a POWERFUL team of 2 and when the house turns stupid and pretty much let this family of 2 push to the final 2 spots... well I no longer take this game personally and pretty much think one of the Dick's deserve to win based on a house of idiots wanting to personally target people who aren't as powerful as the Dick's.
IF YOU FUCKING GO AFTER HUGE GAME PLAYERS during the weeks of the jury you will fucking be REWARDED for playing the game and getting out the strongest players, not someone likeable like Jameka/Amber who haven't done shit in the house.
If Daniele was smart this week she would think of a way to win Jury votes through Dustin, Jameka and Amber by voting out Eric this week. Yes she'll lose Jessica's vote but everyone else will be greatful she got out Eric! But she's just not that smart, I mean come on, it's Daniele! Bitch has gotta play for jury votes during this part of the game!
And yes JU's is the place to go for Big Brother loving! It's my back up source when I can't view the feeds 24/7. I'm just glad my site doesn't crash like theirs. My homoerotic posts anyways probably turns the straights off.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at August 18, 2007 12:20 PM








