Day 58

12:11am . The remaining houseguests are ALL having fun drinking beer can after beer can with 2 bottles of wine on top of the beer all while playing spin the question bottle. Amber apparently asked who's the next person to be evicted from the house and the bottle pointed to her... TWICE!

Well damn it all to hell! Where's all the backstabbing? Where's Dick calling people out? Where's a fight between Zach and Eric? Why haven't Jameka gone off on Amber? Why hasn't Daniele gotten into another house fight with her against them all? This season is getting pretty boring. No more drama left.... if this keeps up I may have to end my coverage of Big Brother 8 to an early end.

And if God really plans on keeping Amber and Jameka in the game he will create annoying situations with Zach that it will lead Dick and Daniele to vote out Zach with Jameka thus leaving Eric to blame for America's vote against Amber. That would be fun to see.

Back to the show. They continue to drink and all laugh around the dining room table. OH MY GAWD, Jameka asked the spinning bottle "Who is most likely to engage in [Mr. GuyTVBlog refuses to write that word that describes sex with an animal]" and the bottle spins and then stops on... ERIC!

House Update: Eric didn't use POV. How shockingly unsurprised are we? Earlier today Jameka also SHOCKINGLY told Jessica that Eric told Amber yesterday that he doesn't think he can win against the "good people" in the end so he's getting them out. Jameka considers Jessica to be one of the "good people" and that Jessica should be aware that Eric MAY turn on her at some point in the game in fear that he will that he can not win against Jessica.

And so what does Jessica fucking do? She goes and tells Eric EVERYTHING Jameka tells her. OH MY GAWD. I guess it's dudes before broads! Eric gets upset that Jameka is bringing up his personal life to try to turn Jessica against him aka his girlfriend. And then on top of everything this prick kisses Jessica to keep her aligned with him. I'm sorry but I see no wedding after this or even a relationship. Once she sees cute men like Mike again she'll rethink her whole Eric is the last man on earth slash Big Brother house syndrome.

Apparently Eric gave a good enough speech to where he's able to talk to Amber afterwards and Jameka afterwards and there's still no ill will or fighting going on between any of them. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK. Eric can't be that fucking good with words. Why CAN'T anyone see through his FUCKING RANCID BULLSHIT!

In other BITCH news Dick is getting highly irritated by Daniele and Zach's actions today. Daniele washing her clothes when other stuff needs to be done and Zach just being well... Zach. Later Zach and Dick team up on Daniele about how she joked around someone wanting to buy her a car outside the house and she got up to leave them. They went inside and she- OH FUCK DANIELE AND her mood swings. FUCK HER.

5:16pm . Amber and Jameka talk on the outside hammock. Jameka says she "loves" Eric but can't believe what he did today in terms of him not using POV. Amber says getting out Daniele this week would make 2 people in the jury house "happy". VERY TRUE AMBER! Amber calls Eric a "coward". Amber also doesn't like how Jessica went about finding out information using her "exact words" when talking to Eric. Amber now says she can't trust anyone in this house except Jameka.

Amber now says her "feeling" of Jessica winning this week, well she has a whole new feeling that Dick or Daniele will win this week. She also thinks she will be "that girl" on the block every week, little does she know she's going home this week, unless plans change and GOD STEPS IN.

House Update: It seems Amber has excepted her fate this Thursday. She's told God about how she's ready for whatever he's got planned for her. Eric has also told Jessica that he is somewhat Mensa [the largest, oldest, and best-known high-IQ society in the world] and that is father started college when he was 16 years old. Hmmm... stupid move on Eric's part because I would suggest Jessica has at least some brain to get rid of Eric based on just that... but she's not that smart. Is she?

Dick is also at his breaking part. He's snapping at people, growing more frustrated with the houseguests, his daughter, flicking off the cameras... I expect him to go AWF on someone tonight. I'm betting it will be Zach.

10:27pm . Dick, Eric and Jessica are in the HOH room. They talk about Amber leaving and Zach staying next week to get nominated yet again. Talk turns to Amber's beauty or lack thereof. Dick titles Amber the ugliest girl in the house. Jessica actually tries to defend Amber by saying she thinks she has a pretty face and beautiful hair to which Dick says "for a horse". Ohhh the SHIT STAIN alliance is at it again. NERD HERD qualities in the making. It makes them fell better about themselves to trash others. NERD HERD!

Then talk turns to Dustin which Dick describes as a "walking dildo with ears". Then Eric suggests they or Dick steal Amber's necklace to which Dick doesn't think is the greatest idea and warns them "talk about a crying fit".

Now Eric CONFIRMS Daniele deleted Amber's pictures of her and her necklace the 2nd week that CUNT had HOH. They joke about how Amber "demanded" Daniele to take the photos and how Daniele went into the storage room to delete them. WOW. Then they talk about why a "sandal" as a necklace, the one Amber wears... UM DOUCHE BAG because maybe her daughter picked it out!

Downstairs Amber is in the shower as Jameka walks up and makes her smile. Back in the HOH room they talk about their goodbye messages. Eric is playing it up how "bad" his goodbye message will be to Amber BUT THEN Jessica calls him out by saying his goodbye messages are like "I really enjoyed getting to know you, you're a good person, you'll really get far in life, I hope to see you after the show" to which Eric LIES saying "don't count on it".

WOW. Jessica figured him out, Eric LIED to her FACE about it and she even said "well see the messages after the show". WOW. Yep, there's not going to be any kind of relationship between these 2 after the show. Eric says "I bet I'm a major topic of conversation at the jury house now"...

HOLY FUCK Eric is so fucking transparent, he's trying to get Dick and Jessica into thinking how maybe they should take Eric to the final 2 to win because supposely everyone going in the jury house hates Eric. Eric is the ONLY one making it seem like the entire house hates him and the jury hates him... BULLSHIT! Dick and Daniele are the most hated in the house and in the jury house and if one of them gets to the final 2 they WILL WIN!

Day 59

House Update: Jessica FINALLY started to cry about her decisions Eric made her do. She's always wanted to get Dick and Daniele out and regrets putting up 2 people that weren't after, or so she thinks. She says that she knows she will be the first to go in the final four if this SHIT STAIN alliance plays out. Eric claims she won't be and that he'll be the "asshole" so that he will go and how they are "afraid" to go to the finals with him because he'll "debate" them and he'll win.

Eric claims he feels "badly" because he says he DIDN'T feel "openly" to discussing "all the options" when he CLAIMS he was there to discuss other options/issues Jessica had brought up. Eric did want he wanted to do and he USED Jessica into getting exactly what he wants. FUCK her for not telling him no and that this is MY FUCKING HOH, not yours!

Check out the video of Jessica crying, a big thanks to xx2000xx. About halfway through the video Eric starts his MIND FUCKING of Jessica, that is if you care to get mind fucked as well.

So Eric basically MIND FUCK Jessica into thinking she did the right thing, the Dick's will never betray them, how Amber is after her, how dirty of a player she is [which he isn't] and how Eric is now playing this game for the both of them... WHAAAAEVER!

The girl once again falls for Eric's MIND FUCK manipulation. She feels better now and Eric tries to be all straight romantic with her. It's disgusting.

Outside Dick and Daniele get back into another good ol' family fight! I don't know, something about how "shitty" Daniele is to Dick and Daniele's predictable "OH MY GAWWDDD".

9:10pm . The whole fucking house is eating around the dinner table. Some comment is made by Jessica about how she once told someone she wanted to be next President of the United States... or a waitress. Then Dick changes the comment to U.S. President... or a stripper. And then Daniele mocks her dad's comment saying there was a comparison of strippers to waitresses and Dick says no there wasn't. That was a "shitty" thing for her to do, that he's getting irriated with her doing that and her usual response is "whatever" and the rest of the house gets awkward silence. Daniele gets up and then conversation gets back to being funny.

Dick goes outside to have a smoke and tells BB that they could have just stuck one of his ex-wives in the house and it would be the same thing. Minutes later Zach comes out and insigates the comment between Dick and Daniele. Dick starts in about how Daniele wouldn't have done it to anyone else but him. Then talk turns to random stuff.

9:34pm . I said last night that Dick was on his breaking point and it seems it took another 24 hours to hit it. Dick goes into the small bed bedroom and finds Daniele. He talks to Daniele about how he's been in a crappy mood all day and how she's saying things to him that is really getting to him. He wants to talk to her like an "adult" but she isn't having it.

She comes back with "what do you want me to say" and how he doesn't have to "hang around" her. She starts to raise her voice and get "snotty" to him. He asks her twice "why can't you just talk to me" and she returns back with "what do you want me to say". She of course ends the fight #6,390 and walks out as Dick asks for her to speak to him "like a normal person instead of such a little snot". She escapes far into the house.

Amber goes outside and tries to talk to Dick about it. He says both of them are getting on each other's nerves and he delivers "but whatever". Amber offers a "hug" and Dick doesn't want one. FUNNY! Amber, hugs don't solve shit sometimes.

9:43pm . Jameka and Amber are in the HOH talking about Jessica. It seems Jessica told Jameka as well about her "doubts" about putting up the wrong people. Jameka also tells Amber about how they should go against the Dick's next week. Amber says her "goal is to get Eric out of here, he's the problem here". But little does Amber know that she's going home Thursday. Amber is trying to get Jameka to go after Eric as well but Jameka is dead set on going after the Dick's because of the "numbers".

Amber says that "ERIC IS PLAYING THROUGH JESSICA" and how Jessica put up 2 of her "friends" because they were "threats to Eric". SO FUCKING TRUE! BITCH ASS BITCH, TELL JESSICA! Amber is back to thinking that both Dick's will vote to keep her over Zach, something about always turning to her to ask her for "advice". LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD.

Jameka says "I need you" but little does she know Amber won't survive come Thursday.

9:55pm . Jessica joins Amber and Jameka in the HOH room. They talk about Eric's vote how questionable and undecided it remains. Jessica says she hopes Eric votes the way she wants and how neither Zach or Amber were her "orignal targets".

Both Amber and Jameka are working hard to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica is also annoyed by the idea that if she was on the block against Dick that he would listen to both sides and vote on "what's fair for the game"... WHAT?

Amber says it will be horrible if Eric votes out her over Zach, which he will because America controls his vote. Amber starts up again with "why eliminate one of the 'good people'" to which Jameka says it all depends on who Eric considers to be "good people".

Jessica says if it does come down to a tie that she will evict Zach over Amber. Minutes later Dick comes in and then leaves and they are back to talking about Jessica's week as HOH. Jessica says she's been "so mad" because she doesn't want either Zach or Amber going home this week. She also says "I wanted to kinda use it and I guess he didn't" and how Eric thinks Jessica didn't want to use it and she doens't know why Eric thinks that way.

STUPID ASS Amber is back to telling Jessica that she's not mad at her for doing this and if she goes home she won't hold it against Jessica thus giving Eric more ammo later to tell Jessica how best it is for Amber to leave this week. JUST FUCKING WALK OUT THE DOOR THEN Amber and save us 2 more days of bullshit.

Ohhh Amber just dropped the bomb that Eric is playing "through you" and she begs Jessica to "please not tell him" that she said this about him. I guess that's all Eric needs once Jessica DOES tell him and he'll make sure the Dick's vote out Amber no matter what now.

OHHH Jameka starts in with "everyone Eric wanted out... is out". Jameka is trying to tell Jessica that Eric is using other people to get the people who he wanted out so he won't be blamed for their eviction. Amber says again "everyone Eric wanted out is out" and how anyone who Eric is close to is still here meaning Jessica.

Amber is back to saying Eric WON'T win HOH because he's afraid his girlfriend will show up on the HOH pictures. Jameka and Amber are both trying to tell Jessica that Eric has a girlfriend again. Amber again pleads for Jessica not to tell Eric anything because she fears he will be after her and since everyone he's wanted out is out... she'll be out.

Now Jameka says if Amber goes home that "something is up" with Eric and the Dick's. She also says Zach will be here for final 3 because no one sees him as a threat. Jameka keeps saying how Eric has "something" with the Dick's because Eric told Amber something about their "debt" to the Dick's has been "paid".

The "debt" comment seems to be bothering Jessica. Both are trying to scare Jessica that if Amber goes home that both Jameka and Jessica will go up, NOT TRUE. Amber is back to asking "why didn't Eric use POV" when the Dick's tried to backdoor him a few weeks ago. They keep implying that Eric has a deal with the Dick's but they don't see Jessica being part of that deal. She still has yet to admit she's part of THAT deal.

Amber says if she goes this week that Zach will have the Dick's "back" and how Eric is so "smart" and will have a plan B for whatever situation comes up. Jessica is happy that they are telling her all this to "open her eyes". Amber CLAIMS she has never done anything to Eric, "ever, ever, ever".

Amber FINALLY asks Jessica "do you SWEAR you don't have a deal with them" to which Jessica LIES about it and says she "doesn't have a DEBT" with the Dick's. Jessica now says she's "worried" because the "mistake" of putting up her friends "is going to cost me" in this game. FUCK YEAH!

Amber basically says that Jessica NEEDS to talk to Eric and tell him that YOU want Zach out this week and not Amber. Amber also wants Jessica to talk to Daniele. Both Jameka and Amber tell Jessica that if Amber goes then "there's your answer" about Eric having a side deal with the Dick's. Now they talk about Eric throwing way too many HOH's and how Amber says Eric WON'T win HOH this next week.

Amber says she will "DIE" if she leaves this week. Jessica says she will "die" because she put her up on the block to be evicted. Jameka says she will "die" because Amber is gone. Jameka is back to getting Jessica to go to Eric about doing what she wants and that's getting out Zach. Ohh Amber says that if she leaves Jessica and Jameka can't play for HOH and "there's your 2 nominees".

Amber says again how Eric is playing through her and how Jessica now sees how Eric is playing "through her".

Most of this isn't true about Eric having another side deal with the Dick's and how Eric is playing for the Dick's over Jessica and how he's going to turn on Jessica next week... ALL NOT TRUE but paranoia runs free inside Amber's head and it has now infected Jameka's head. Eric just needs to reprogram Jessica and she'll be fine, under his control yet again.

Minutes later Jameka and Amber continue their quest to turn Jessica against Eric. Jessica points out that women have won all the HOH's this season except for 2. The guys keep interrupting the HOH talk and Amber suspects Eric is behind the guys going up on after the other to stop them from talking. Jameka also points out that Eric WANTS to take Dick to the final 2 to win.

Amber now CALLS out Eric's manipulating schemes he uses on Jessica saying that when Jessica talks to Eric about getting out Zach over Amber and how Eric will say "let's look at both options" and Jessica gives this look like THAT'S exactly what Eric's been doing this whole time. Jessica of course doesn't tell them that that is what Eric does everytime she brings up her ideas.

Eric finally comes up and stops the conversation suggesting everyone goes downstairs. Both Eric and Jessica head downstairs. In the HOH bathroom Amber keeps saying "Jameka I'm going home" and Jameka says "Amber, SHUT UP" and tells Amber to keep working on Daniele.

Day 60

Just as midnight approaches the houseguests, minus Daniele, are playing quarters. The rule if the guys lose against the girls is to brush each other's hair and give them a kiss on the cheek. Dick has some fun when the guys loose a round and licks Zach's face. Zach flips the fuck out with a smile on his face about how Dick licked him and that he'll "beat him up" in terms of a school reference. Zach won't let it go or drop it that the "rule" was to kiss him on the cheek and NOT to lick him.

I guess Zach's homophobia is really coming out ten times fold. Dick is SUPER TWAT COOL for licking Zach and making Zach all scared of a cock. Minutes later the girls go into the gym to talk about what punishment they should put on the guys next if they loose another round of quarters. They also talk about how much Zach went AWF on Dick about getting licked and they shouldn't "go there" anymore. Jessica says some people just don't like to "go there".

House Update: After I last updated the houseguests, well some of them, got DRUNK! Eric went up to Daniele's picture on the memory wall and demanded Daniele "suck" his dick. The guys ended up winning the quarters game yelling "That's That", a saying of Amber's and that pissed off Amber who told them "fuck you" and how she doesn't make fun of them.

1:24am . Dick and Zach are talking in the backyard about GETTING ERIC OUT NEXT WEEK! Zach tells Dick to throw it to him so that he can have HOH and that Dick and Daniele can control the votes and decide who goes home. Zach wants to put up Jessica and Jameka and then backdoor Eric if that's an option. They both agree that Jessica and Jameka are both of their biggest targets and if anyone is in the final 2 with Jameka or Jessica that they are "fucked".

Ahhh Dick is still pushing his alliance with Eric and Jessica secretly and using Zach to get out Jameka next week. He just said that Jessica and Jameka go on the block and the nominations "should stick". Zach then asks Dick if he's afraid of Eric and Dick says he isn't. Great, another week Dick uses people and gets exactly what he wants. Another nearly PERFECT plan... but only if Zach doesn't put up the Dick's and fuck them over, which he will. Dick promises to go nuts if Zach puts him and his daughter up instead.

Dick goes inside to piss. Jessica and Eric are sitting in the hallway to the bathroom talking. Jameka is on the treadmill in the gym and Zach stays outside talking to himself saying "Big Brother, this is getting good". Damn... If Zach wins HOH and the Dick's control the votes, Jameka WILL go home if she doesn't come off the block. DAMN IT!

1:36am . Zach asks Jessica who's sitting on the floor about why Eric slept downstairs and she gave him the "axe" last night. She askes 3 times why Eric would say that to Zach and he just keeps saying Eric brought it up just because. Jessica gets bothered by the comment and heads upstairs while Zach and Dick head outside.

Back outside Dick is telling Zach how he can "work" to get Eric's vote to get out Amber. Dick is basically using what he already knows about Amber leaving over Zach and using it to his advantage and using it against Zach by saying later down the line how HE got Eric to vote out Amber this week. Well played Dick. Dick goes on to say that Jessica and Jameka are "bigger threats" than Eric. YEP, Dick is protecting Eric, kind of.

Inside Amber is pleading her case to Daniele about how Daniele needs to keep her in the game. NOT HAPPENING! Daniele is so fucking cold that nothing Amber says Daniele will STILL vote the girl out. Daniele hates everyone and wants everyone out, including Amber over Zach this week. BUH BYE AMBER!

House Update: WHOA! Jessica is in the HOH room with Eric and the BITCH TELLS HIM EVERYTHING Jameka and Amber told her hours ago! Eric is FURIOUS that Jameka and Amber tried to turn Jessica against him. I can't believe this BITCH! I'm talking about Jessica!

It seems Jessica did at least pathetically try to keep Amber and did try to tell Eric once again how she doesn't trust Dick and Daniele and trusts Zach and Amber more. Eric keeps telling Jessica that Zach isn't after her after this week BUT HE IS and how he SOMEHOW knows Amber "does not like you" Jessica. After Eric reprogams Jessica she jokes about how her case to keep Amber is thrown out the window now.

4:01am . Eric is still in the bed with Jessica in the HOH room talking about how there is "potential" for them outside the house. BULLSHIT. WHATEVER. AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. NOPE. SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ONCE SHE SEES A SEXY MUSCLED INTERN AT THE CBS BUILDING. GIVE IT UP ERIC.

Now Eric tries to tell Jessica that every episode they see once the show is over will have Jessica asking "why did you say that" or "why did you do that". He's implying that once she finds out about the stuff he did that he will explain it all. Eric also says he has "bashed the shit out of every houseguest" and he's afraid she'll see him differently after the show but she CLAIMS she won't dislike him as long as he makes fun of other people and not her.

Eric claims he "destroyed" Dick and Daniele with words... he's laughing about all the stuff he's said over the weeks and Jessica awkwardly laughs along as if she's okay with it. This should make Jessica wonder how hurtful he can be towards her if he wanted to be. She's STUPID if she decides to be with him after the show.

House Update: Daniele wakes up and goes into the kitchen around 4:30ish in the morning. She runs into Eric who starts off about how much he wants to get out Amber this week and it seems America's Choice was to get Amber out. He's pushing how this week's vote is "personal" because of what Amber did by trying to turn Jessica against Eric. Daniele is on board with getting out Amber and they laugh about Amber thinking she's a "good person".

5:13am . Amber waddles into the kitchen and finds Daniele wide awake making cookies. Daniele mocks the show "Power of 10" and how no one probably has won "a million dollars" and even if someone did CBS wouldn't show it because "it's more than what you win on this stupid show". Daniele laughs saying for CBS to give her break and she laughs saying "a million dollars". But little does she know some kid has already won a million dollars, younger than her and didn't have to go through BULLSHIT to get it.

House Update: Hmmm... the day has been pretty much boring, the part with the daylight at least. Let's skip all the way to night fall. Dick and Daniele got into another fight about Daniele's attitude. Daniele also hopes this upcoming week is a double eviction. I just might be since the show ends early September.

Over in the Holier Than Thou part of the the house Amber is making it known to Jameka that GOD won't let Zach stay over her in the house. HA! Amber believes Daniele will "save" her tomorrow and Jameka warns Amber to not make any new deal or promises as Amber always seems to do.

In other annoying news Dick is so upset from Daniele's actions throughout the day he starts blurting out random odd things. He wants Big Brother to give Jameka a penalty nomination for singing too much. He also is getting tired of fighting with Daniele and having no where to "escape". Me thinks he's going to win HOH for a place to escape Daniele!