Day 44

OH GAWD, Amber are not suspecting that Eric and Dick are in an alliance! OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDD. Jameka is now jumping on the idiot bandwagon. OH WAIT, Amber throws in Jen. Here's her reasoning. Dick isn't so hard on Eric this week SO that must mean HE'S AN A MUTHA FUCKING ALLIANCE WITH HIM. AMMMMBBEERR SHUT UP!

12:26am . Outside Daniele and Zach tell Dick about how the lenghts they have to do to connect with the other side of the house. FUCK ME for thinking Daniele and Zach were having a great time playing beer pong when in fact they were just using them to further themselves in the game and still plan to hate the other side no matter what.

Dick heads inside as Daniele and Zach are on Jameka bashing rant. Daniele says Dick says Jameka "has messed this game up for alot of people" and Daniele thinks "that's so true". Zach tells Daniele that they have Jen but Daniele tells Zach "not to trust her too much". Dick comes back out and I could give a fuck what the first member of the jury has to say.

Oh wait Daniele is telling Zach with too much happiness how her father got Dick's stuff, threw something on the roof that belonged to Dustin and how they took Dustin's robe as well as a can of olives. Oh how they LAUGH at the other side and how they pull immature pranks to get the better of them because they have no real power this week. Wait, Dick does have POV but he doesn't have the power to save himself and his daughter in one week.

Zach continues to CLEVERLY THINK the other side doesn't suspect that he threw the POV. "I'm trying to get in with those idiots to give them the shaft" says a PLAYER WITH INCREDIBLE SMARTS AND STYLE Zach aka MORON. Zach now repeats the bullshit Amber says about how Jessica thinks he is a great person. Daniele laughs how everyone is "fake" in here, including herself and how she hates everyone, including Zach but now that she's working with him she supposely doesn't hate him.

Zach says Jameka ruined her game and he guarentees that she won't win. Daniele and Zach both tell each other that if Jameka is in the final 2 that she won't have their votes. BITTER MUCH BITCHES?

Daniele now tells Zach that "it is me and you before you and her" meaning Jen is the first to go out of their side of the house. It's obvious that Daniele, Zach and Jen are against Jameka, Dustin, Amber, Jessica and Eric.

Zach keeps smiling how great this next week will be when HE wins HOH and how everyone will treat him and WHAT THE FUCK EVER, just win and then do something. Be an idiot, win HOH this week, make some new enemies when you should let the other side win, take Daniele out and make sure Jen is taken out before him.

Now both disagree with Jen "being on board" with the plan to go after the five. Zach doesn't think she is but Daniele believes she is. Daniele calls the other side "jerks" yet somehow she's not one. Zach's MASTER strategy is making Eric think he's "one of his guys" in terms of what Eric is missing from the outside world, his buds.

Zach jokes with Daniele about how he lied to Eric about being friends outside the house. Asshole. Looks like Jameka was dead on calling Zach "disingenuous". He's even using Daniele to further himself in the game. Just own up to it Zach.

12:51am . OH FUCK. Jessica has mentioned she just may put up Dustin in place of Daniele. WHAT? That means there will be 4 votes to evict Dustin! WHAT? Zach, Daniele, Jen and America's vote Eric versus Jameka and Amber for voting out Dick. But then again why the fuck would Jen vote Dick to stay in the house? She'd work better with Daniele with Dick out of the house. So maybe it will just be a tie vote and Jessica will send home Dick. Yeah!

Dustin informs Jen about how they plan to stay seated when Dick is evicted Thursday. Jen kind of agrees to do it.

2:18am . Jen and Dustin are in the HOH room discussing what else... the Dick's. Jen says that they told her that every week they wanted her out but that she kept winning POV and/or taken off the block so that was no longer an option. Dustin says "well aren't they nice".

Jen says "whatever" about the Dick's and says "that's why we say everything happens for a reason". Dustin goes on to say that Dick and Daniele were put in the house to "reconcile" and then Jen says "they can reconcile in the jury house". This must mean if Dick remains on the block that she WILL vote out Dick!

2:28am . Dustin ONCE AGAIN offers himself to go up against Dick. STUPID IDIOT. Whatever, there can only be 2 left and this idiot wants to pull such a cocky move that I FOR ONE hopes it BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE and out the door he goes. I can't stand the Dick's but this has to be one of the dumbest moves this season, who the fuck would put themselves on the block on purpose? An IDIOT!

These idiots in the HOH room claim, wait, actually just Dustin thinks their "goodbye messages" will be the "worst", so bad that Dick will "want to kill himself". A bit much FUCKSTIN. Dustin wants to now make some ass speech during the live show about how Dick needs to be the father he never was but everyone thinks it is a bit too much.

I'm starting to look forward to Dustin coming off as the biggest idiot this season come Thursday.

House Update: The house is slowly moving about, nothing big happening. Dustin is being kind to Dick yet Dick put hot sauce in something that Dustin has, still be an immature little brat just like his daughter.

As far as I know Jessica is still putting up Dustin because they're all cocky as fuck. I'm hoping Jessica doesn't put up Dustin because it may be a tie vote and I can see her not wanting to be the deciding vote thus making the first person in the jury mad at her. She will hopefully put up Zach or Jen, Jen because she's been up so many times that it won't affect her too much.

House Update: The house remains quite boring. And there's been no word that Dustin is not going up in place of Daniele when Dick uses POV. Whatever, there can only be 2, they all have to go at some point. Amber continues to say GOD will give her HOH this week so if that happens will she go after Eric or the Dick's for Dustin going to sequester?

Day 44 [Part 2]

9:15pm . Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire AMBER is now back to Jen and Eric being in a secret alliance! Jameka and Jessica listen in on Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire AMBER as she says she saw Jen go to the bathroom, see Eric by himself outside and then took the chance to go outside and talk to him for 10 minutes. Amber was in the kitchen, saw it, has no fucking idea what the conversation was about BUT FOR FUCK SAKE'S IT HAS TO BE TRUE these 2 are in an alliance because this BITCH SAW THEM.

Eric comes up and the talk stops. Well he goes into the bathroom and all three get back to talking about him. Jessica wonders what Eric will do if Jen is mentioned as a replacement nominee for when Daniele comes off the block. She says Eric has mentioned Zach but Zach hasn't done shit so that's odd to them.

It looks like Dustin isn't going up. Thank GOD but Jen could be in danger this week! Holy fuck, another week of Dick... I can't bare it.

Dustin comes into the HOH room LIVID! He's discovered the olives hidding under his bed and 2 items of his are missing, the tattoo sleeve and his robe. Dustin wonders why anyone would take his robe from him. Dustin admits that he already looked through Dick's stuff and that he's not embarrassed to do so. "Can you believe that, he's taken my shit!"

Dustin says he's not going to stoop to the level that Dick has gone too after Jameka suggests that his smokes could be a target for Dustin to go after. Now Jameka and Amber want to go through their stuff to see what Dick could have taken. Dustin is all about how Dick will use the veto on himself... when he won't.

Right now Dustin is just throwing out INSANE STUPID IDIOT BULLSHIT STUPID ideas on what to do this week if this happened and that happened until Jameka chimes in with "why even chance it". Meaning all of Dustin's bullshit insane plans are just out there and putting members of their own alliances on the block is just idiotic rants from an angry angry "he stole my stuff" man.

Now Eric is back in the conversation as everyone assumes Dick won't use POV whereas Eric is saying that Dick WILL USE IT. OH COURSE Amber is "nope he will leave it the same". Now these idiots in the HOH are assuming once one of the Dick's leave that the other 3 not part of their alliance will FINALLY TEAM UP but they already have. At this stage of the game assume the other four people not part of your alliance of five.. are in their own fucking alliance!

Oh wait, Dustin has NOW admitted that he doesn't want to go on the block. Amber says that both Eric and Dustin no longer want to go on the block this week up against Dick and that her and Jameka are willing to go up in Daniele's place when/if Dick uses the POV. I'm all for Amber being up and being the first member of the jury. ALL FOR IT!

In the backyard Dick is telling Daniele about how the other side of the house only has 2 options, Zach or Jen to go up when he uses POV. Little does he know how stupid the upstairs HOH herd is and how they are talking about putting up one of their own. FUCKING IDIOTS!

Zach is now in the HOH room and purposely stopping the talk or probably trying to get information to hand deliver to the Dick's. Either way he's annoying up there. Get out so they can back to talking.

10:13pm . Zach is telling Jessica that he doesn't think Dick will use POV. But I'm pretty sure Dick has told Zach and Jen to give the other side of the house misleading information so that when the POV is used they will have to make a last minute decision. WHOA, Zach just said that he thinks Dick is trying to spread some false shit around the house and will use it on his daughter.

Oh I get it. Zach is working his MAGIC on Jessica and is starting his MASTER GENIUS PLAN on pulling Jessica away from Eric. Eric passes by and then Zach tells Jessica that they will talk later in the HOH room and how he has "good insight" on what's happening in the house. Sure you do Zach... Surrrrreeee you do.

10:19pm . Dustin goes up into the HOH room and tells Jameka and Amber his reasons why he doesn't want to be put up on the block. Dustin says he came into this house to work on his "ego, his pride, his arrogance". Dustin is now saying when he first brought up the idea of him going up was from a place of "arrogance".

Amber is pushing into guilting Dustin into not going back on what he said. It seems Amber doesn't want to go up in Dustin's place... will this bitch turn on him? Dustin now says if he goes up on the block with one of the Dick's that he can't trust Eric's votes. Amber then calls Dustin out "which is it" on why he doesn't want to go up.

Dustin says "both" BITCH. Amber suggests Eric so that it will be a tie and Jessica will send home Dick. YES! This way America's Player can't vote and America won't fuck this one up. I want Dick out!

Minutes later Jameka, Dustin and Amber have moved into the HOH bathroom. Dustin gets a hug from Amber and a playful "you're a jerk". Dustin keeps asking if they understand what he's saying. Dustin admits Eric's vote is "sketchy". Their hug last a full minute, give or take.

Amber brings up Jen's name as a replacement nominee and Dustin says Jessica says she doesn't want to do it. Amber then says "my legs and ass hurt so bad". Okay.

Amber just said that she is going to freak the fuck out if Jessica puts up one of her own and the vote comes back 4 to 2. Jameka then says that's why she isn't down for that "risk". Dustin now states again that he is ready to go up but he wants to tell Jessica that it is a "risky move".

Dustin then asks Jameka if she "trusts Eric's vote". Amber says Eric should go up but Dustin thinks if Daniele comes off that he should go up against Dick on the block. IDIOT. Just put up Eric and tell him that this is because of what he did to Amber or something like that. Get Eric on the block!

Day 45

12:34am . Zach is working on Jessica on the backyard hammock. Both are talking about "genuine" certain people were when Jessica won. Jessica tells Zach that she is "torn" about who to put up if POV is used. Zach says he heard from Dustin that he wants to go up and is trying to get Jessica to focus on putting up Dustin using whatever verbal tatics he can. He calls what Dustin said a "flaw" and that "obviously Dick is going home".

Jessica admits that Dustin is now backtracking on wanting to go up. Zach is back to working all his BEST GAME MOVES on Jessica. I'm pretty sure Jessica will take what she heard and translate the best she can to the girls in the HOH room later tonight. Zach is all about putting doubt in Jessica's head about her own teammates in her alliance.

Zach keeps pushing how Dustin "lied" about voting out Eric. Zach is careful with his words as he delivers his carefully crafted speech on Jessica. Whenever Jessica talks about how she doesn't want to create new enemies Zach keeps jumping on the notion to put up Dustin.

Well Zach is doing exactly what he wanted to do when he talked to Dick/Daniele earlier this week. He wants doubt in people's minds in that alliance he hates so much. Jessica says "whoever I put up will be alot of thought behind it". Zach offers to help her choose who to put up.

Jessica makes it known that if the vote comes to a tie that one of the original nominees will go home. Zach says "if you put up someone in your group, it's a sure thing" and then says "you have me as a vote 100 percent". Zach gives her his word that he will vote how she wants him to vote! Zach keeps telling her to be "careful".

Zach is back on his ego game playing speech how he's been "playing" the whole time even though people thought he wasn't playing. ZACH JUST LIED saying he hasn't "picked a side because no one has offered"! YOU FUCKING LIAR, don't claim you haven't lied in the game to anyone bitch 'cause you a liar bitch.

Jessica now worries what people will ask her when they see them talking in the hammock. Zach says to lie to them about what they are going to wear tomorrow and how DUSTIN is the ONLY person who will come up to Zach and ask him what they talked about. LIAR!

Zach is now telling Jessica to find out who in her group she trusts the most, stay "really tight with one", be decent with two, don't believe anything 3 or 4 say because you can't have four friends in this house. Be very into your opinion, don't let anyone change it. Peopel can offer you deals, alliances but all you can do is look out for yourself.

Zach says "for me... I'm SMART". Zach really really thinks he's GOT Jessica. I can't wait to write down how Jessica blabbed everything to the girls upstairs and I HOPE she puts up Zach in place of anyone coming off tomorrow.

Ohhh Zach just said he doesn't think Dustin is smart. REVEAL IT JESSICA, REVEAL that to Dustin! "His days are limited here" to which Jessica agrees with. OHHH Zach just said if Dustin goes up against Dick... that Dustin will GO HOME! You know when a girl shows interest in Zach inside the BB house he just lets most of his secrets out. Amateur.

Oh GAWD, Zach is trying to tell her that if Dick, Daniele, Jen and himself are in the jury that they control the jury votes. He's also trying to get her to turn against her people first so that the "outsiders" from her alliance control the jury vote. WHATEVER. I see what he's trying to do, he's trying to get Jessica to go against her alliance, make sure they fill up the jury house and that she COULD sit in the final 2 with one of the "outsiders" thus giving her a better chance to win... but then she would have to see that she's made her alliance members upset that she's in the end and they just may turn on her and vote the other person sitting next to her which Zach hopes he is that other person.

Jessica, end the conversation, go upstairs and REVEAL ALL while Zach goes to Dick/Daniele and REVEALS all. Turn on each other. Use each other. Move on!

3:24am . Eric has finally come out of the Diary Room and the person America has chosen for him to give the silent treatment is still unsure. Eric has requested to talk to Jessica in the HOH. Eric starts in about Zach and asks Jessica if she has made a deal with Zach yet and she says no. Eric says Zach has made deals with everyone who has had HOH.

Eric is going into FULL PARANOID mode. He mentions that Jessica is "getting stuff" that she hasn't told him yet and that Amber & Jameka are after or wanting him out. Eric also says he doesn't believe what Jen or Zach says, at all.

PARANOIA Eric starts in trying to get Jessica to reassure him that she wants to go to the final 2 with him. Eric wants to know what Amber and Jameka are saying about him. Eric also tells Jessica that she is the ONLY person he feels he can have a "frank conversation with" and he doesn't know if he can trust her.

Eric starts in with how "uneasy" he feels about all new relationships are beginning, who's talking with certain people and just feels like he's looking from the outside in. Eric wants to know if he's going to be fifth person out of their alliance. He says if that's what is going on that he is "not cool with that".

Eric bullshits about how he is "extremely loyal" and won't do a Dick/Daniele thing and put up "Dustin and Amber". Jessica finally asks Eric if he 100 percent trusts her and he says yes. Whew, Eric is back to talking a mile a minute here. He's talking about how "game one is ending" and how "game two is starting".

Eric is now telling Jessica he is ready to go after whoever, he's trying to get her to take in the possibility of turning on their alliance. Jessica asks what she should do. He suggests Dustin but Jessica says Dustin backed out of that idea. He then suggests Jen but Jessica doesn't want to put up Jen.

Eric is trying to prepare Jessica that when she puts up a "pawn" that there might be a possibility of them going home. Eric asks Jessica who is she comfortable going home in the "off chance" that the pawn goes home instead of Dick. Eric starts in saying "there's a .5 percent chance" the pawn may go home.

He says not to put him or Jameka. He pushes for Dustin or Amber. Eric "doesn't apperciate" Dustin telling Jessica to put him up on the block. Jessica says she believes Zach and doesn't see him as a liar. Eric now chimes in about Zach lying to Jessica because he's made so many deals in the game. I don't know, Eric is scrabbling like he just did some kind of drugs.

Eric says the Diary Room "riled me up". Interesting... Jessica invites Eric to sleep with her in the HOH room. Eric says he's going to be "sick" so he passes. Jessica says her mind is running a mile a minute about what Eric said and he apologizes for doing that to her. Now he says he may have the "flu". LIAR.

3:48am . Eric goes into the storage room to exchange his mic. He starts talking into it. Eric says he got out "as fast" as he could. He says that "they" cost him a chance to spend the night with her and it would have been benifical for him in "many many ways but fine, off to bed", he laughs. It seems Jessica was America's Choice for Eric to give the silent treatment to. WOW.

House Update: Dick used POV on Daniele. Daniele came off and Dustin went right the fuck up. OFFICIALLY the arrogant asshole FUCKSTIN is up on the block. Apparently Jen had FUCKING TEARS in her eyes when Dick was giving his speech and giving Daniele the POV. There was also talk of Jen going up on the block but when Jen found out she told the Dick's who told her to go up to talk to Jessica.

2:38pm . Dick and Daniele are sitting on their outside bitchin' and complaining couch discussing about how Zach and Jen should vote... but Dick doesn't know yet that Zach has promised Jessica that he will vote out Dick so that he can continue to stand behind the illusion that he's never lied in this game. Zach is all about getting Jessica away from Eric and lying about this vote just won't be the best way to go about it.

Minutes later Dick went into the bathroom to "apologize" to Amber in order to get back on her good side to use her to vote the way he wants this week. Dick is back to his OLD tricks again. They haven't worked in the past but will they this week? Dick also LIED telling Amber Daniele DIDN'T know about him doing anything he did this week! LIAR!

Dick then says he will apologize to Jameka and Jessica how he came off and why he "did what I had to do" and if they don't take his apology well then he did "what I had to do". He's looking for both girls right now. Not downstairs so he heads upstairs to the HOH room.

Dick sits down with Jameka on the upstairs couch. Dick says he doesn't care how she takes what he's going to say. He's spewing bullshit to get on her good side but whatever bullshit that comes out of her mouth won't work because Jameka has written him off. The whole point is Dick DIDN'T have to do what he did this week, bottom line and he did it because he wanted to and not because "I had to". I smell OLD bullshit!

Jameka then says it was nice to see "that side of you today" when he saved his daughter with the POV. Dick is super nice to Jameka now and kindly asks Jameka to get him Jessica when she's done with Eric.

Dick heads outside to discover Zach and Daniele talking about how they saw each other in the beginning of the game. Both hated each other in the beginning and both claim that the other one started it. They laugh about it as Dick says you both were mean to each other.

2:53pm . Jessica is explaining that they figured out last night that if Dick stayed on the block, Dustin would go up and that if Daniele stays on the block Jen goes up. Jessica explains that Jen went upstairs to tell her that Dustin has a "deal" with the Dick's. Jessica now begins to think what Jen says is true and since Eric was giving her the silent treatment she didn't get a chance to talk to him to change his mind.

"I lost my mind today" proclaims Jessica.

Day 45 [Part 2]

House Update: Apparently Big Brother is throwing the houseguests a party and we're fucking not invited. So until the feeds start up again let's find out what's happened in the house since my last update.

Dick pathetically tried to apologize but not really apologize to Dustin outside in the backyard where Dustin and Amber were trying to get tans. Dick told his side on how he came off this week and how it was all for Daniele and blah blah blah. Dustin wanted to know where his stolen items were and Dick said he'll give them to him.

Dick also confronts Dustin for calling his daughter a "shank" and how she's done NOTHING to him. BULLSHIT. The Dustin/Daniele thing is blamed on both sides and I'm personally sick of Daniele feeling as if she has done nothing wrong. Daniele has an attitude, Dustin doesn't like it and there we are, one hating the other forever and a day.

Anyways Dick goes and gets Dustin's hidden clothing items and throws them in the backyard like the child he is. He also tells Dustin that he'll give him the other stuff when he gets evicted. They also have an argument about std's and HIV tests, yeah I know, they took it there.

Next Dick goes and finds Eric, pulls him in the round bed bedroom and apologizes to him. He continues to tell Eric that he's the "best player in the house" and Eric continues to deny it. Dick tries to figure out how he and Eric can get back on good terms and how Dustin was the one doing what he thought Eric was doing.

Dick also REVEALS his one week deal with Dustin and Amber. Dick is trying to use Eric to break up the FIVE. Eric continues to try and make Dick feel guilty about wrongly accusing Eric of doing things in the house he didn't, but we all know Eric did ALL those things Dick accused him of, well just the voting and playing both sides stuff.

Later Dick pulls Jessica aside and it's the BROKEN RECORD all over again how Dick did all this for Daniele, which he did but I have to just call him out on how he enjoyed it and was also doing all his bashing this week because he was angry at the other side of the house getting the best of him.

OH MY GAWD, Dick is now trying to make a deal with Jessica about how if the votes come back as a fucking tie that if Jessica votes Dick to stay in that Daniele will have her back. UM.. OKAY, so now you're speaking on behalf of Daniele? WHATEVER.

Ohhh, Daniele has also told Zach that she wants to go to the final 2 with him. Mabye this will push Zach into keeping his promise with Jessica and voting DICK THE FUCK OUT!

8:23pm . The party is over and apparently Eric showed off his penis to the houseguests during the party. WHAT? Everyone is dressed sexy and hot. Even Eric looks good and Dustin looks damn good [minus his cut off jean shorts] but Jen's beauty surpasses them both! Dick looks like the walking dead and Zach is asleep in his bed. If only Mike was still in the house he would have cleaned up so fuckin' nice.

Zach just got up and is ready for a dip in the hot tub. Dick is being very positive wanting tonight to be "fun" after the week of hell they all put each other through.

8:37pm . Jessica whispers to someone off camera "I still want him out of here". Zach is in the hot tub with Dick and Daniele. Zach says Dick needs to stop acting like "Joe" this week and Dick takes offense to it and defends his actions but Daniele agrees with Zach that he was acting like "Joe" this week.

Zach continues to push that fact that Dick was campaigning in a way as percieved from the other side. Whatever point Zach is trying to make Dick isn't see it. Dick starts in with the Broken Record again and Daniele jumps on him to stop repeating himself.

Zach tells Dick that none of them will vote for Dick to stay this week. Dick feels like they all turned on him and that they think they are better people. HEY DICK, SAY THAT IN THE MIRROR dipshit. Dick keeps jumping on Zach and Zach can tell Dick isn't seeing where he is coming from. Zach even tells Dick that he has been acting like a "12 year old".

Daniele chimes in by asking Zach to go to Jessica and getting her to keep Dick over Dustin. Zach says he already tried all that... but did he! they all wait for the other people in the house to join them in the hot tub but no one is coming right away. I wonder why DICK.

All now question Jen's "word" and how much they can trust her. Dick says that Jen needs Dustin. Inside the FIVE, with Jen, are sitting around the kitchen area having laugh out loud fun. Dustin now asks Jen when they can talk to discuss her vote. Jen says she already talked to Eric, who's there talking with them, how she was already approached about getting rid of Dick.

Now the FIVE and Jen have whisper game fun where they play trash talking everyone in the room and fake laugh pointing at the person they talked about. Zach comes in telling them that he is going to take a shower and go to bed. Dick and Daniele come in next assuming the house still doesn't want to assoicate with them even after Dick's side of the house invited them into the hot tub.

DOES Dick now understand after you verbally and personally attack someone that they don't want to do what you want? Daniele sits with them at the big round table.

Minutes later Jameka and Jessica sit on the backyard couches. Jen joins them. Dick eventually comes out and Jameka IS TALKING TO DICK AGAIN! She asks him where a certain zipcode is. SHOCKING!

Both Jen and Jessica head inside to change for the hot tub leaving Jameka and Dick alone. It's pretty quiet. Jameka is humming something. Dick smokes cancer into his body. They make small talk about how the backyard doesn't smell anymore. HOW INTERESTING! Inside Daniele is joking with the rest of the house about Kail and her LOUD whispering.

9:26pm . Jameka and Amber talk in the HOH room about Zach. Jameka wants to know what other "crap" Zach has said about her and Amber says that Zach is just wondering if Jameka likes him. Jameka says she had a talk with Zach about how Zach thinks Jameka still has power to do things in this game even if she doesn't have HOH. She says Zach will have to have done something FIRST because he can win HOH. She's forgeting about the POV that she can still play for and her power of words.

Jessica joins the girls in the HOH to talk about Eric. Jessica says Eric is scared of them three girls talking all the time. Jameka says Jen is "soo noisy". Jameka next goes on about Zach and how he thinks she can do anything in this game since she can't win HOH for the next four weeks. Now all three girls think both Dustin and Eric are "so jealous" of them three girls being together.

Jameka now says about Zach "it's not that I don't like him, I just can't tolerate him". Jessica says now that she knows Dick is going that she "loves this house" and how it will be fun with him going. Apparently Jen and Zach have promised their votes to evict Dick. Even with Eric voting on behalf of America it seems Dick has no chance of staying... as of today that is.

Day 46

House Update: It seems Dick and Daniele are back at trying to turn the house into a whole new game. They discuss with Zach about the possibility of getting Jessica and Eric on their side of things, with Jen, creating a new alliance of 6. Zach, Jen, Dick, Daniele, Jessica and Eric. They would get rid of Dustin this week and then go after Amber & Jameka next week.

Zach has admitted that he has a deal with Jessica that he doesn't want to go back on. He tells Daniele that if "big mouth" aka Dick, who's gone inside at this point of the conversation, spills everything then it won't work. He also tells Daniele to get her and/or her dad to go to Jessica and pitch her the idea. If Jessica comes back to Zach and wants him to do it as well as releasing him from his "deal" that involves getting rid of Dick then he'll do it.

He's not going to do it unless everyone is on board and everyone tells him they want him in it. Basically Zach is working to get this new alliance started but doesn't want to be blamed for it down the line when and if he gets to the final 2. He wants other people to be blamed for turning on other people and he was just along for the ride. I see right through your bullshit Zach!

1:04am . The rest of the house is in the small bed bedroom playing the I Never Have game. Boring. At least Jen is happy and full of giggles! Jameka then makes an annoucement that this week "has been hard on all of us" and "keep up the good work".

House Update: Eric streaked naked in the backyard. Dick was watching and laughing. Apparently Eric is packing alot of heat because as he tried to put on his shorts you could see a third leg sway between his thighs. Jameka also saw the event and later told the girls she compares Eric's dick size to that of a "curling iron".

Jessica and Amber were not outside and playfully upset and jealous they were not included in on the streaking. It seems Dustin also saw Eric's dick and sait it was at half mast and that he has alot to work with. Yum Yum!

1:44pm . Zach and Jessica talk on the backyard lounge chairs. You'd think they would talk about life but NO, all game. Zach started in with it. He's pushing to get Jessica to see what's wrong with Dustin, blah blah blah. Wait he tries to say how Dustin lied to Dick about voting out Eric- Hey Zach, who gives a shit if someone lied to Dick?!?!

Zach says to keep focuses on what Dustin has done in the past and she will be "screwed" and this decision of Dustin wanting to go on the block can't fix what he's done in the past. Jessica should have said one could say the same thing about Dick and his actions in the past weeks and this week saving his daughter. But she doesn't.

Zach's AMAZING ADVICE.. "keep your eyes open". Zach then goes on to say that he and her can have a "potential" good place in this game. Zach keeps pushing the everyone hates Dustin bullshit. I'M SORRY ZACH BUT comparing DICK to DUSTIN, people will want Dick out this week.

Jessica says Dustin will keep burying himself but Zach says Dustin has already done it. Zach is just waiting and waiting to bring up the idea of voting out Dustin. He's looking around to make sure they are alone. Come on bitch, just say it. Jessica keeps talking that anyone put on the block would have stayed against Dick. Zach keeps pushing how bad Dustin is.

Jessica says she's going inside for a little bit. Zach says Jameka and Dustin are in the room and to "be careful of them". ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Zach throws in a last "funny how people try to redeem themselves" meaning Dustin letting Jessica put him up but it seems Jessica isn't buying into Zach's bullshit. Jessica escapes Zach who both go into kitchen. Zach wishes he had already replaced Eric because he comments on Eric and Jessica being in love.

Later outside Zach mentions to Dick about his chat with Jessica. Zach is now acting BROKEN RECORD and I could give a shit. He's voting Dick out, period, end of story.

House Update: Jessica told Eric about her chat with Zach earlier today. She basically tells Eric that she WILL NOT go against their alliance and she will hear him out. Eric also tells Jessica that there may be another mystery vote this week but that Dick should go home if Jen and Zach keep their word on evicting Dick. Worst case scenerio is that it will be a tie and Jessica can send Dick to sequester.

Eric is also dreading his game talk with Dick later tonight. Dick will of coures pitch his idea of him and his daugther teaming up with Eric and Jessica as well as Jen and Zach to get out Dustin this week and go after Jameka and Amber next week. Either Eric will jump at this, which I doubt, or this will defnitiely end Dick's game once and for all.

5:31pm . Jessica, Eric and Dustin are in the HOH bathroom talking about Dick wanting to pull Jessica and Eric separately to talk "game". They also discuss Jen and Zach's votes and Eric is preparing them for the sketchy vote this week. Next they discuss how much Dick is full of shit with his game talk. Minutes later Dustin sings "He's just a poor unfortunate soul" but does give Dick credit for trying to save his own ass this week because if Dustin felt this was his last week he'd try anything to stay this week.

Dustin seems to believe that Dick and Daniele didn't know Dustin was going up in their place. NOW THAT'S FUNNY. Eric continues to tell them both that Dick's "speculation" about Eric turning on everyone was all "untrue" when in face the Dick's caught onto Eric's gameplay but now question it thinking Dustin was the one behind most of the antics Eric was accused of.

Jessica wonders if Dick has approached Jameka and Amber and Dustin is quick to say no. Eric is making it known that he doesn't want to talk to Dick but will. Jessica mutters "he's leaving" and "we need to win HOH". Eric wonders who Amber will put up and how Amber says "Zach and Jen" but Dustin suggests to put up Daniele and Jen against each other because both are equally strong in this game.

7:14pm . Dick is in the small bed bedroom trying to talk to Daniele about Disneyland. She's not feeling so well and coming off short and bratty at the same time. Dick wants to take Daniele and Nick to Disneyland. That'll be fun when Dick goes off on a Cast Member trying to call out his alliance with the other Cast Member from another ride! I'm such an asshole... but so is Dick.

"Jameka, please go to the Dairy Room" and Daniele COMPLAINS and WHINES about how BB needs to turn "that" down because "it's so loud". BB then says "Thank You" just as loud right after Daniele's comment. Daniele starts in with her whining when Dick says "you promised me" about going in the Diary Room with him this week so they can talk about something together.

Daniele loves the theme parks. Six Flags, Sea World, Disneyland, Universal Studios, etc. Daniele then mocks Dick saying that he can get them into any theme park, I'm assuming he has all the connections.

10:00pm . Jessica and Zach are on a date outside in the backyard. So what is Zach doing... TALKING GAME! The table set up is pretty stupid and low to the ground, no chairs. Zach has already told her group that she will "listen" to Zach but she won't do anything "against the group". Zach can talk a mile a minute but Jessica ain't falling for shit. Zach now says that he "fears" Dustin winning HOH this week because SUPPOSELY Dustin can "put up anyone".

This spiel just moves Jessica into the right direction to keep Dustin if the voting does come to a tie because Zach fears Dustin and not so much Dick. I swear Jessica is absolutely just getting through the dinner based on her body movements, her eyes and her one worded responses. Zach is doing the most talking. Basically this looks like a date Zach is on and the girl is regretting saying yes. It's that bad. I'm embarrassed for Zach. I can almost here the camera men saying "AWKWARD!"

House Update: Jen just got in trouble talking about the Diary Room. Apparently she told Jameka and Amber in the HOH room that the DR people are trying to get her to evict Dustin. She says it is "annoying" because she wants to vote out Dick. Interesting, yet another week where the show is becoming the 15th player trying to manipulate the players into making "good TV".

Day 47

Just around midnight Jameka is praying for anything and everything in the Big Brother house and outside the house. She's also crying, sniffling, running nose, you get the idea. Inside Eric and Jessica are still playing the boring ol' beer pong with Daniele and Zach as Jen and Dick watch.

1:53am . Amber, Eric, Jameka and Jessica are in the HOH room. Amber is talking about Jen thinking she's in with the "group". Eric wants to know why Amber thinks Jen has a crush on him and she gets offensive because she asked it. Remember, ANYTHING Amber THINKS just HAS to be fucking true. "You can tell, it's true" says Amber.

Jameka jumps on the STUPID bandwagon as she brings up a possible time when Jen ran her fingers through Eric's hair. Jessica starts egging on Eric about Jen's supposed crush on him. I MEAN IT'S LIKE FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL.

Guess who comes into the HOH room. JEN! Eric thinks he's the stud now. Minutes later Eric and Jessica head out of the HOH room to discuss why Amber said that. Jessica says she just found out about it just before Eric did minutes ago.

It seems Eric has gotten his task of the week. Get out Dustin. Eric is telling Jessica that they should keep the options open about what the other side is offering. Jessica tries to tell him what Zach said and Eric then SHOCKINGLY asks if Jameka would join them if they "left Amber out to dry" meaning voting out Dustin.

Jessica informs him of how Zach thinks that if a mystery vote is cast this week that it's on her side of the house. Eric is already saying Zach WILL be the one lying about this week's sketchy vote if the voting comes back a tie. Eric says he wants "weeks of safety" from Dick and Daniele if they save them and send out Dustin.

Eric wants them to "consider" the other side's offer. Jessica doesn't trust the other side yet Eric keeps saying "let's give it some serious thought". Eric says that he thinks Amber is jealous of both you and Jen. CORRECT.

Eric says Amber "handling" this about Jen having a crush on Eric as something "catty". Eric says he doesn't want to leave Jameka behind and make her think we "turned on her". Jessica brings up that Dick has yet to talk to Eric about all this.

The HOH room opens and they carefully talk. The think about Dick, Daniele, Zach and Jen winning this week and then turning on Eric and Jessica if they win HOH and Dustin is voted out. Too much to think about and too much bullshit to think about.

If Eric mentions to Dick anything about turning on the five Eric HAS TO know that Dick will rat him out seconds after he stays come Thursday. IDIOT. I understand he's trying to do what America wants by getting Dustin voted out but sometimes I wish he would just say "fuck it, I'm doing what I want this week".

Eric and Jessica wait around the HOH room corner near the stairs and attempt to scare Jen when she comes around the corner. They do a good job scaring the shit out of her as she lets out a good scream and covers up their tracks by telling Jen they were "waiting for her".

Minutes later Jen leaves them and they get back to talking about how they should "consider" changing up the game. Eric is still bothered by Amber's bullshit rant about how Jen has a crush on him. They keep talking about what to do when Dustin comes up the stairs and discovers them whispering. He stands there for a few seconds making small talk but heads into the HOH room after Eric and Jessica playfully flirt with each other.

Jameka comes out of the HOH room and Eric and Jessica scare her. She laughs as she heads down the stairs. They keep using the scare tatic to hide their talking. Eric is also annoyed with Amber still believing that he is in alliance with Jen or was in an alliance with Jen. Eric can talk until his mouth falls off, Jessica is NOT turning on Jameka and Amber and how fucking dare Eric try to turn Jessica into an asshole player!

In the end Eric told Jessica that certain people would be mad at her if she turned on her alliance with Eric and we all know Jessica hates to make people mad at her. I just can't picture Jessica going through with this and is she does, because she's so easily persuaded, the aftermath will be emotional for her to then turn into anger to go after Eric. Dick/Daniele will use an angry Jessica to get Eric voted out. It's just a stupid move to keep Dick in. JUST STUPID.

House Update: It seems clues are running amok in the house of Big Brother. A little person dressed like the Mad Hatter is first seen inside the house during an indoor lockdown. He's wearing a warped clock and saying lines over and over again. The houseguests are slowly waking up to the sounds of the little person making the comments.

What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to decieve... There is no little enemy... 3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead... A snitch/stitch in time saves 9... Fish and visitors stink after 3 days...

They wonder if this will be part of a luxury competition or the next HOH Comp using the houseguests memory skills. On his hat he has a 10 of diamonds, a 3 of shades and a 7 of hearts. He also has an 8 of clovers, a four of shades and a 8 of hearts around the other side of his hat. His warped clock reads 6:49.

Later on the backyard opens up and they see a four barbershop quartet singing some weird song and a Jack Sparrow character on stilts. The singers sing "I'm just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about me, the heavenly bliss of his kisses fill her with extascy, She's sweet like chocolate candy and just like honey from the bee, I'm just wild about Harry and he's just wild about me."

Thanks to TRD for the videos! As the outside show ends the outside lockdown is over and the head inside to find a cage of bunnies sitting on the table. The Mad Hatter follows them in. Each rabbit has a card attached to a collar around their necks. There's also a POV looking plant inside, I see at least 3 POV symbols. Daniele reaches in and pulls a bunny out. There's also a mime character statue near the front door. Dressed in white, painted in all white, posing but saying nothing or pointing at nothing.

The whispering starts. Maybe it's the coup d'etat from last season. The power that is won based off clues like this and then that person has the power to over throw the HOH nominations at any given time. At one point Daniele is sitting studying the mime.

House Update: Later the houseguests were put on an outdoors lockdown. Dustin and Zach were off in one corner talking about the clues, Dick and Daniele were whispering near the sliding glass door and the rest were on the couches.

Daniele and her dad got into a tiny tiff because Daniele was upset and getting short with Dick. They ended up getting through it and went over what the clues are and what the "twist" could be this year.

Dick also FINALLY approached Eric about a deal. Dick wants him and Daniele to join up with Eric and Jessica to go after the rest of the house. Dick CLAIMS there is a plan to get out Eric next week but that's TOTAL BULLSHIT AND A LIE. Dick tells Eric not to trust his own alliance members. Eric tells Dick that he will think about it and anything can happen.

Meanwhile Jameka has told Amber that she suspects Dustin could go home and that the numbers in the house "will change" in favor of Dick's side. Jameka is pretty smart but I just can't picture Jessica sending Dustin home when the vote comes back as a tie.

2:49pm . Jameka is talking with Amber near the washer/dryer. "Never again can one of our own go back up on the block". They move their talk inside and Jameka says one person "being greedy" can "fuck us all up".

House Update: Dick pulled Daniele outside to talk about the clues. Tonight is his last night in the house and he wants to go over game details and today's events with her. She gets short with him, he politely tells her not to be short with him and that he knows it is the "slop" that is effecting her and she gets upset, acts like a brat, leaves Dick outside. Daniele goes inside and straight to her bed putting the covers over her face.

Dick is outside cussing up a storm and GET THIS calls Daniele "fucking little snot". WOW! He even alludes to the fact that this is the reason why they don't talk. Her behaviour is one of the reasons why they don't talk, according to Dick. I betting that good stuff won't make the show that is so biased to America loving Dick/Daniele.

4:33pm . Eric is in the HOH room talking with Jessica. Dick told Eric that he still has shit over Eric and almost bullied him into working with him. Eric said that he didn't want to hear what Dick had on him because the vote is 5 to 1 right now in favor of Dick going home. Eric tries to tell Jessica everything Dick said and why should they believe him when next week he can just fuck them over in a second.

Dick told Eric that there would be no point in going after you and "what do we have to loose". Dick also tries to get Eric to make Jen switch her vote to keep him and then blame her for voting against the group. Eric then tells her that Dick said that Zach is voting in favor of getting out Dustin.

Jessica is quick to say that Zach just told her this morning that he hopes she hasn't told anyone about their chat last night. She said no, which was a lie, but finds out from Eric that Dick knows what Zach is doing thus making Zach a liar and him telling Dick what they talked about. LIARS all around.

Eric now wonders what Jessica wants to do and if she "considers it" and Jessica says she's open but not "comfortable" about it and is not sure she can trust Dustin. Jessica says she didn't like the "midget" very much and he was "annoying" both of them.

Now they talk about all the clues from earlier today. Jen remembers everything and how Dick was making fun of her but her remembering them all isn't a bad thing. Eric also remembered everything and all the phrases spoken by the guests. Jen comes in and the talk ends. Jessica keeps throwing around the word "midget", for shame Jessica! Jameka now joins the HOH group.

Jessica uses the word "midget" again and Jameka corrects her with "little person" and minutes later Eric uses "midget" again. I guess no one can tell Eric what he should or shouldn't do yet he can tell anyone in the house how they should act and what they should or shouldn't say to him. I hate that part about Eric.

Ohhh Jen just figured out some of the clues! The three bunnies represent the 3 players left in the house and the statue represents the POV art gallery game... interesting. Eric then says how he lied to Zach about some clue on the little person's boots and Zach claimed to have seen it too, when it was never there, and goes on to say how someone in the house said they speak five languages. Dick was there too apparently when Eric was fucking with Zach. Jameka says we all underestimate Zach and that he's not that "dense".

Jen also says it is weird that Zach is putting out misinformation about certain clues to cause confusion. Jen says one of the bunnies had an Ace of hearts but Zach says it was an Ace of diamonds. They call Zach a liar.

Jameka says Zach is doing a good job in the game because "we still can't figure out if he's a fucking idiot or if he really throws this [HOH]" and Eric says "I believe he thinks he's a genius but he's really a fucking idiot". DING DING DING! And then here comes Zach. Did they forget Jen was in the room because apparently Jen can tell Zach this at any fucking time later in the game. IDIOTS. That's what they get for ignoring her in the HOH room.

Eric keeps pushing the fake writing on the little person's boots with Zach in the room. Jen then asks what Zach thought about the clues but he escapes the question as the others jump in with stupid nonsense. Then they laugh about one of the rabbits having a nervous breakdown and "freaking out".

Eric just confirmed that the little person was saying "snitch/stitch" and Eric wasn't sure if he knew his "line". Eric then laughs about one of the quartet singers stop singing looking as if he was about to collapse from the heat and then "came back to life near the end". Eric keeps using the word "midget" to describe the little person. If this fucker wants to be respected then he should respect other people.