« Big Brother 8 . The Nick & Daniele Saga | Main | BB8's Mike & Nick . Sore There Nick? »
September 17, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Fucking Finale Week!
[Big Brother 8: Alice In Fabulous Wonderland has officially started. GuyTVBlog.com will begin to post daily updates on a single weekly post located at the top of the blog each week. To view previous day updates by Mr. GuyTVBlog, click "continue reading" for more BB8 dirt. And yes there may be some typos, just bare with me, I'm typing while I watch. AND yes my updates will contain SPOILERS!
Just added. Big Brother 8 Vsuls. This is where Mr. GuyTVBlog will put all of my live feed screen captures & video for those longing to see Big Brother Muscle and random shots of the houseguests doing naughty, dirty things.
Day 77-80
Jury Questions Update: The jury questions happened on Sunday September 17th at 12:00am exactly! Well, around midnight. It seems the line of questions from the Jury House was leaning towards Dick WINNING! WHAT?!?!?
Daniele and Dick are in the big bed bedroom with the lights turned off. Daniele is upset after the questioning because the jury looks at her as if she was "riding" Dick's "coattails" the entire game. WHAT?!?!?
Apparently both Dick and Daniele were debating during the jury questions about who had it the "worst" or most difficult in the house. Dick still thinks he had it worse whereas Daniele feels like she had it worse. So from the jest of the jury Daniele feels like she has no chance on winning. TYPICAL, Daniele now says she wants to go home and wants to leave. AWWWWW get the FUCK OVER IT! "I'm so over this, I'M SO OVER THIS" says an angry Daniele.
Ohhh the jury was NASTY! Apparently they were laughing when Daniele told them she won this and that. Daniele is also upset that people like Amber were attacking her personal life and using it against her and giving her "no credit" for anything she's done in the game. Dick also tries to apologize to Daniele about the "way I came off" meaning he verbally defended himself against the Jury to win the money over his own daughter. WOW.
Jameka also apparently told Daniele that she "flew under the radar" meaning Daniele doesn't DESERVE to be there! WOW! So after Daniele vents off to Dick she gets up and heads to the downstairs bathroom and locks herself in it. She wants NOTHING to do with her father right now or the house.
Later she goes back to her bed and lays there with her eyes wide open. Dick meanwhile is outside smoking and talking to himself. Something about him winning the game and also not being able to "win" in any agrument with Daniele and he's sad about how the jury looked at Daniele's position in the game.
Damn it. So I guess Eric got America's Choice orders and got to the jury before the questioning and convinced them that Daniele doesn't deserve to win the game. STUPID IDIOTS that don't let themselves think for themselves and ALLOW Eric to manipulate them forever and a day.
Inside the house Daniele is still unable to go to sleep. EYES WIDE OPEN. Dick remains outside talking about how he and Daniele are the "perfect fucking team". Dick now calls Amber a "bitch" for "attacking Daniele". It seems Amber went AWF on Daniele. "What a bitch, what a fucking bitch" says Dick.
Dick now talks about Daniele being "pissed" at him, everyone on the Jury and how "she got alot of attacks". He also says "I think I won". OH MY GOD I swear if Jen votes for Dick to win... THAT WILL BE AN OH MY GAWD MOMENT.
Sunday Show Update: Reader "Micheal", along with many others, missed Sunday's recap show that featured a wee bit of new footage of the Dick's celebrating their win. All the clips were centered around The Dick's because let's face it, no one else seemed to matter in the house now after the Dick's won the game.
But here's how the recap show should have gone...
And The Dick's WIN. Simple as that. A house of FUCKING MORONS AND IDIOTS, as I've said all summer long, have ALLOWED both DICK'S to make it the final 2. Nice try Zach but too little too fucking late. Everyone all summer long fucking put up with them as a pair and every fucking time they went up they were ALLOWED to remain as a PAIR in the FUCKING HOUSE.
I have come to terms that the Dick's DESERVE to win this season because a house of fucking idiots and morons allowed this outcome to happen. Go Dick and Daniele!
This almost didn't happen because Zach screwed up the last HOH by just one fucking point. Man oh man, if Zach had evicted Daniele that would have had me jumping up and down in my boxers shorts screaming FUCK YOU!
This also reminds me of Season 6 where Janelle[Zach] went up against 2 EVIL fuckers Ivette & Maggie[Dick & Daniele] with Janelle[Zach] fucking it up at the last question of the final part of the final HOH. Now the oh so bitter jury must vote between two people they absolutely hate. I MEAN THEY FUCKING HATE.
Here's the kicker, America gets a jury vote now through Eric and after we vote for Dick or Daniele to win, well then Eric must manipulate everyone in the jury into voting for whoever we vote for. I'm betting after CBS' bullshit show edit that America will vote Dick on a landslide.
I can only expect the jury to go down this way. A 4 to 3 vote. Jen being the deciding vote and giving the game to Daniele as a last FUCK YOU to Dick who treated her like shit. I also except Jessica will vote for Dick well because let's face it, Jessica will do anything Eric wants and if he votes for Dick Jessica will vote for Dick. I'll be honestly shocked if she votes differently than Eric. Daniele will win over Dick, she HAS TO.
In Dick's goodbye speech he was real smug to Zach, EXACTLY what Ivette did to Rachel during her season and Ivette lost by ONE VOTE because of her horrible goodbye speech to a jury member. At least CBS got their way this year with the Dick's getting to the final 2. Next year... NO FUCKING AMERICA'S PLAYER. We want America's HOH since Eric was too much of a pussy to actually win a HOH and let us tell him what to do.
That's about it for the next few days. Expect more screencaps and my Big Brother 8 wrap up to happen Sept 19th. And then the all new season of GuyTVBlog.com will debut Sept 20th now.
Day 76
12:00am . As the new day starts we find out that Dick has WON part 2 of the three part final HOH comp. So now Dick and Zach will battle it out live on tonight's eviction show. The last member of the jury will enter the house and the final 2 will live in the house to face the jury via the TV in the living room and then wait around until the finale on Tuesday.
I'm starting to suspect that Dick will throw the HOH to Zach because he knows Zach wants to take Dick to the final 2. Either way Dick is going to the final 2. DICK IS GOING TO WIN THE GAME OR 2ND PLACE. This mother fucker has made it the final 2, holy fuck.
Now if Dick's cocky behaviour gets the best of him he'll let Zach win HOH tonight, let Zach take him to the final 2, let Zach send Daniele to the Jury House and then actually believe he'll win against Zach. The problem with Dick is he WILL take credit for everything that happened in the house and when he takes credit for every week in the house the jury will become upset because they will take it as if Dick thinks he did it all and used them all, which he didn't.
Either way Dick WILL NOT win against Daniele or Zach. Remember, we're dealing with a very very bitter jury and they will either award Daniele because she played the game hard or Zach because well... he isn't an asshole prick.
As the midnight hour passes the final 3 pack their suitcases. Zach keeps to himself while the Dick's whisper game play and chat about nonesense. I expect Dick to start going off on Zach later today before the live show, once again trying to get under Zach's skin when Dick knows it doesn't work yet like a broken record he'll do it on cue.
House Update: The final 3 were on an outdoor lockdown and there was a video capture over at Joker's Updates about OTHER PEOPLE in the storage room. Wow! Gay Orgy I hope!
Posted by guytvblog at September 17, 2007 12:04 AM
Comments
Can anyone tell me why no one had balls in the house to force Dick or Danielle out somehow???!!! Zack was such a dork but at least he tried, why the hell when there was more people in the house didn't the gang up on those fucktards???!!!!! The losers actually deserve to be the losers and now Dick and Danielle won. Those douche bags thought they were playing such a slick game but they are all in the loser house while the evil family won.
Posted by: Michael at September 13, 2007 7:46 PM
Guytvblog! Thanks for your hard work this summer! I enjoyed reading all your updates!
Posted by: hoh-bb8 at September 13, 2007 11:24 PM
You're quite welcome hoh-bb8! Loved doing it every year even though nearly every season has NEVER gone the way I wanted it to.
And Michael, what can I say, a house of idiots and morons ALLOWED the Dick's to push their way to the end. Same thing happened during Season 6 when MAGGIE should have been the target every week and instead the house ALLOWED Maggie to keep her alliance together and ALLOWED Maggie to push her way to the end using her maggot members.
Dick and Daniele are this year's Maggie.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at September 14, 2007 3:06 AM
Thanks Mr. Guy, I enjoyed reading your informative recaps....especially regarding Mike and Nick...lol....yummy.
Posted by: Michael at September 14, 2007 7:57 AM
Thanks for all of your updates this season. Too bad it was such a crappy season and the good eye candy was evicted far too soon. I look forward to your rteurn to "regularly scheduled programming." Bring on the hot guys!
Posted by: Dan at September 14, 2007 11:37 AM
Hey Dan,
You're very welcome. Yes it was kinda a crappy season but nonetheless very memorable. I will never be able to forget Amber, Eric, Jen, Dick, Daniele and Mike. Hopefully the beautiful people next season will get out all the fuglies so we can have something to watch all summer long.
And I can't wait to get back to all new season of GuyTVBlog.com! FUCK YEAH!
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at September 14, 2007 5:28 PM
How did the jury questions happen on Monday the 17th if its only Sunday the 16th?
Posted by: Tiko at September 16, 2007 10:26 AM
WHOOOPS. I guess if Big Brother can fuck up week after week I can do so as well.
You're right. I was just under the impression it was about to Monday, skipping Sunday. Man oh man I'm ready for the finale. Fixed it. Thanks Tiko!
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at September 16, 2007 2:57 PM
Can anyone tell me what happened sunday the 16th?? due to fucking football and then them running fucking 60 minutes in it's entirety, my Tivo only taped the big brother hour but it missed it because of everything running so goddamn long....go figure, i've been addicted to the show and didn't miss a single one until the very fucking finale where they all judged the evils.
Posted by: Michael at September 16, 2007 10:53 PM
Well I too only got the first 10 minutes because dumbass me thought the fucking show would air when it was fucking suppose to.
The show started off as an original show showing Zach leaving, the Dick's celebrating, Zach's memory wall photo turning to black and white, Dick's talking about winning 550,000 dollars, having their sushi final 2 dinner and then the show turning into a "look back at the season at clips centered around the Dick's".
It's almost like no one else in the house mattered, it was just the Dick's and no one else fucking mattered.
That was about it. Worth missing.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at September 16, 2007 11:04 PM
