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September 19, 2007
Big Brother 8 . Grand Finale Report
And So Dick officially wins over the Master Whiner Daniele. But before we get to the big win let's run through the finale and find out what happened on tonight's finale show.
Julie Chen opened the show in front of the same finale stage used in the previous 2 seasons. There we see the more models in the front rows just behind Juile Chen and various All Star Big Brother players scattered in the audience. Kaysar, Howie, Marcellas [& Kennedy of FOX's Reality Remix] are on the left side while Janelle [Naters, Janie's BBF] and Chicken George were on the right side. Erika sat in the middle behind a beautiful male model, the same beautiful male model who just happened to be there, front row, during last year's finale. Check out the picture here and in last year's All Stars picture you'll see Survivor: Fiji's Boo!
Dick's son Vincent sat on the right side of the stage and Eric's brothers were also on the right side of the stage. I know right, who cares. Now the jury comes together, minus Zach, and discuss who of the final 3 should come to the jury. All want to see Zach stay in the house and one of the Dick's enter the jury. When Jen makes her comments about how Dick doesn't deserve any money here comes Zach.
Eric tells Zach that he would have won against either of the Dick's had he stayed in the house. Then the scene cuts to the America's Player segment, America wants Eric to sway the jury into voting for Dick to win. Back to the jury Dustin and Zach both push for Dick to not be awarded the prize money for his behaviour. Eric defends Dick's actions as "stratgey" but then Jen talks about how they are all STUPID for not putting either of the Dick's out of the house. THANK YOU, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.
Amber suddenly feels the fucking need to call out Jen about how she called a "truce"- Amber has officially come to the end of her calling people out, BITCH needs to be called out on her actions in the house. Shut up Amber. Eric interrupts and tries to get the focus back on the Dick's and funny thing is Amber is heard saying "yeah"- Um BITCH, you took the conversation way OFF.
Now Eric starts steering the jury into thinking that Daniele has ridden Dick's coattails and how Dick "targeted the correct people" at the right time. Then Jen says with a half smile how she doesn't think Dick should win because he's an "asshole'. Talk of the jury bounces back and forth about how the Dick's played and who really carried who. Jessica makes a point that Daniele is just as bad as Dick and she's upset that the jury is allowing Daniele to "get away" with the same bullshit Dick pulled the house.
Zach makes a comparison about the Dick's saying Dick is the guard dog and Daniele is the person pulling back the chain on guard dog Dick. Suddenly Jameka comes up with her own comparison. "You have Daniele who is the pimp and E.D. is the ho" says Jameka proudly with a grand smile. Dustin then says that either "Evil or Evil's span" wins the money in the end.
Finally the jury asks the Dick's their questions. Dustin goes first and basically talks smack about what Daniele said about him in the beginning and wonders how he feels about Dick sitting next to her now. Dick's answer is "no one really carried anyone" and how they did it as a "team".
Amber starts in with how Daniele has treated her boyfriend on "national television" and why she should give her vote to her. Amber calls Daniele a "pathetic person". YEAH! Daniele starts in with her TOTAL BULLSHIT answer about how "no one really knows her situation with Nick", UM BITCH we all saw it on tv. Daniele then tells Amber that if she's voting on a personal note that she doesn't want her vote. Are you kidding me, not how you go about to winning Big Brother.
Jessica says something and I forget, not worth remembering. Oh wait, Dick told Jessica that he hadn't lied to her but she corrects him by saying he did. Eric then goes next trying to challenge Dick to say who deserves to be in the final 2. He says Amber, Dustin and Jen all do not deserve to be in the final 2. He says Jessica didn't "bloody her hands" and Jameka was ALLOWED to stay in the game longer she should have and how she "appreciates" it. At this point Jameka rolls her eyes at Dick. Dick also says something good about Eric and Zach but who really cares.
Zach is up next. He wants to know what they have learned and will take with them outside of the house from each member of the jury. Daniele spews FAKE ASS BULLSHIT so who gives a fuck what she thinks. Dick then goes on to say that he learned from Dustin about "over confidence" and that he learned from Jen about how there is a "real person deep in there" and how it is "hard to find". Dick then goes on to say how he respects Jameka and how it is not a "good idea" to underestimate people, thanks to Zach's actions. When Dick says all of this people are rolling their eyes and silently reacting with expressions of dismissing what he is saying.
Jameka is up and wonders about what they take credit for in helping them advance them in the game. Big Brother edited out the jury member laughing at Daniele when she listed her accomplishments. DAMN IT. Jen is next and tries to insult them but then drops a "blindsided" question about how the Dick's- ahh who give a shit, it's about Dick building a relationship with his daughter again.
Their final words are not worth remembering but apparently whatever Dick said in his final speech pissed Daniele off because he defended himself as a single player and not as him and his daugther as a team. He also takes credit for the week Dustin went out and how he regrets turning on Jessica and Eric but it had to be done. He ends it with "as far as I'm concerned, we won".
After the jury members enter the live finale stage and take their seats the voting begins. Eric says it was a "clear cut choice" when he votes. Jameka says her vote is about who's game she "respects". Dustin's vote is about "strategic action and not just words". Jen's vote is simpley about having to vote for one of them. Zach's reasoning for his vote is clueless as was his game play in the house. Amber's vote mirrors Dustin's vote showing signs of them discussing the vote beforehand. Jessica is last and makes everyone laugh about how her vote is for the person she "enjoyed most" in the house. She ends the voting with "may the best Donato win".
Minutes later Julie talks to Dick's mother and Dick's son who also is Daniele's brother. After that boring ass inteview the first 5 evicted houseguests take the stage across from the jury. Nick looks hot as does Mike. Neither Carol or Joe make hurtful bitchy comments to their "rivals" in the jury.
Next Juile Chen finally reveals the America's Player twist and everyone reacts borish and with laughs on the edited clips. Daniele isn't as surprised and no one really is floored by the news. Eric is afraid by everyone's actions, mostly Jessica's. Jessica later tells Julie she isn't mad and Eric is just uneasy about the whole reveal. In the edited clips of Eric as America's Player he blames everything on America and how he had no say on who he voted in the house or played.
After the big lifeless reveal Julie Chen turns to Dick on the monitor and lays it hard into Dick about how AMERICA was the reason why he stayed over Dustin and why he won the game, well partly why he won and how he should thank America. Dick laughs about how he thought he made this "power play" when he hadn't and how Eric "campaigned" on behalf of Dick for America.
Eric finally speaks saying it was America who voted them out and how he wouldn't have if it was up to him. LIAR. He then address Jessica saying everything they shared was real and "no nonsense". Daniele IS genuinely shocked when Julie Chen says America gets a vote in the Jury.
After some time Juile gets to the live jury votes! Eric has voted for Dick on behalf of America. Jameka's vote is for Daniele. Dustin has voted for Dick. Jen has voted for Daniele. The vote is now tied 2 to 2. Zach's vote is for Dick. One more for the asshole. Amber mirrors Dustin's vote and votes for Dick as well, also IDIOT Daniele told Amber not to vote for her. IDIOT. Dick officially wins. Jessica's vote is later revealed to be for Dick as well. A final vote of 5 to 2.
SO SAD DANIELE, AND THAT'S THAT!
When Dick finds out he won he's pretty quiet and not jumping around. After the jury questions over the weekend took place it was pretty clear Dick was going to win so for the past few days he's been telling himself he won. He just needed to officially hear it from Juile Chen.
After both Dick's come out through the front door Nick is immediately up and ready for Daniele's skinny boney arms. She accepts a hug from him and it is clear Daniele's once boyfriend is NO ONE WHERE IN SIGHT. Vincent is quick to hug his father. As Vincent and Dick continue to hug Daniele heads for her grandmother, Dick's mother, for a hug. Seconds later Daniele hugs her favorite gay man, Joe.
All the houseguests merge in front of the stage in a huge mess of hugs and smiles. No fighting, for shame reality stars! Juile Chen is caught in the mix trying to find Dick and getting him on camera with her to congratulate him. When a humble Dick gives Jameka a hug soon after he gives her a kiss on her cheek. Awwww. It seems the asshole is finally out of him and it was game play.
And the comes to an end. Dick mentions he's going to take some trips around the world. Daniele continues the bullshit of "we won" going strong all night to make herself feel better about losing. Julie reminds us that this summer was "emotional" and that it had 81 days and 32 competitions.
Daniele quickly asks Juile Chen point blank if she's going to the wrap party. She says NO because frankly she has better things to do but she sugar coats her no by saying she has to work tomorrow. She also says that she will be with both Dick's on a L.A. set tomorrow morning for the Early Show. Juile also says the official Big Brother wrap party is Thursday.
That's it. AND THAT'S THAT.
Finale Update: CBS2.COM's gay interviewer interviews the houseguests right after the finale when they've all gone back into the house for photo ops and drinking. Wait, this a-hole was happy Daniele and Dick went off on Jen that one night that involved the tea incident. I'm sorry but Jen still didn't deserve the bullshit Daniele, Nick and Dick gave her that night.
In another interview Mike admits to only watching about 12 episodes and he has "alot to catch up on". Sure you do Mike, he's simply above all this and could give a shit about the episodes he's not featured in. Had Mike made it the jury he would have voted for Daniele. The gay interviewer also gets Mike to admit that he hasn't painted in awhile and that he's an actor/model in the entertainment industry. Oh Big Brother!
The interview with Nick pissed me off. Nick wasn't "honorable" and "admirable" he was a douche bag and the FIRST dirty player of the game! FUCK HIM! Then Nick says there are a few "haters" out there who "say certain things", TALKING ABOUT ME? He also says he would have voted for Daniele in the end, "hands down because I'm in like with her". Yes he used the word "like".
Dustin calls his move about nominating himself was "stupid" and that he was this year's Marcellas. Dustin also says "personal differences aside" he voted for Dick because of his game play. "He did all the dirty work while Daniele kept her hands clean". He goes on to say the week he was with Jen was good and he got to know her on a better level.
Joe's interview was short and about him being tall. Joe laughs about how hummingbirds would come up to the fake plants in the backyard and that was sad. In Eric's interview he cockingly jokes saying if he wasn't America's Player that he would have made it the end and won. WHATEVER. Eric goes on to say he had "no choice" in being America's Player and he HAD to do it. The gay interview also brought up Eric's "penis size" and how he was the "stud" after Nick, Dustin and Mike left. The rest were boring.
Also the live feeds are repeating all over again so if you have the feeds or want to see the season then sign the fuck up!
Posted by guytvblog at September 19, 2007 12:29 AM
Comments
Kind of a lackluster finale for BB. We all knew dick was going to win. You know what I find interesting is that they never told anyone in the BB house that Eric actually earned a lot of money being America's Player since he got most of his tasks accomplished. They should have and if i'm not mistaken he earned almost as much as Danielle won. Why didn't they bring that up at all, did they think it would backfire and they'd have a revolt from all the people kicked off? Oh well, this season did keep me glued to the show. Thanks for that picture of Kaysar, I forgot how great he looked, loved it when he was shirtless on the show!!
Posted by: Michael at September 19, 2007 6:32 AM
