Day 62

House Update: The HOH competition was fucking endurance baby. It involved filling a 55 gallon teapot with a small as fuck cup, running across a slippery straight course and getting some silver ball out and doing something with it. Only Eric, Dick, Daniele and Zach were playing for it. Jameka has only one more HOH to go before she can start playing again. Jessica sat out because her reign of terror just ended.

Eric is and was predictablly a lost cause slipping and falling repeatedly. Amber told Jessica that Eric WILL throw the HOH because he has no interest in every winning a HOH right now. Dick was expected to get tired from it all but it seems he's keeping pace quite well.

It seems Daniele had her thumb inside the cup with each and the volume of water that she could transport was less and less due to her thumb taking up way too much space inside the cup. Damn, Jameka is so damn nice that she just told Daniele how to hold her cup so that her thumb won't be in the way. But funny thing is it seems Daniele started her period during the HOH comp! She's upset and teary eyed all while yelling at her father. GOOD TIMES. good times.

Finally Zach wins HOH! WOW! Mr. Clueless won a fucking HOH and he going to be responsible for someone leaving this week. IMPRESSIVE! Jessica is nervous about Zach's win because she told Jameka that Zach told her something about reaping what you sow before the live show.

It all seems there were punishments/prizes for getting extra cups that could use for the HOH comp. Eric won a phone call but gave it to Jessica, not sure if he can actually do that. The house is on cold water for about 8 days. Later inside after some cold showers Jessica starts to break down in front of Jameka in a bedroom about Eric giving her the phone call and this BITCH is afraid of going "home". BITCH PLAY!

Later inside Dick is resting in the round bed bedroom dead tired. At the dining room table a VERY NERVOUS Eric talking with Zach about how everyone was given 3 cups to use during the HOH comp at one point but Zach proudly says he used only 2 while Dick and Daniele used 3. Over in the round bed bedroom Dick and Daniele talk about how "sore" they are and how Daniele had her thumb in the cup. Daniele says she lost "because my legs are short" and Zach's long legs helped him in the game.

At one point Jessica, Jameka and Eric teamed up in the bedroom talking about "fucked" the Dick's are this week. It seems Jessica and Eric may jump ship if they can't control the nominations but I expect Dick and Eric to team up later to toy with Zach about his nominations. If Zach is smart at all he will NEVER put up Jameka and only members of the SHIT STAIN alliance, Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick. We'll see if he's S-M-R-A-T.

Minutes later in the bathroom Daniele is already complaining about the cold water and 8 full days of cold water. Daniele PROCLAIMS she hates Big Brother and will now go into the Hot Tub and then jokes about bringing in soap with her.

Ohhh it seems Dick and Daniele are talking outside about NOT using the POV once Jameka and Jessica go up on the block. Zach's target this week is Eric and he wants to backdoor him. Dick and Daniele both talk about not using the POV and taking out Jameka! Zach, just fucking put up Eric and be done with it. If he comes off throw up a Dick and take out Jessica.

WELL FUCKING GREAT, Zach as now told Daniele that he's not putting her up, or her father. That he would "ideally" love to see Jameka go this week. Well Zach, you fucking idiot, give the SHIT STAIN alliance HOH this week because you don't control shit if you want Jameka out. FUCKING IDIOT. HOUSE OF IDIOTS that push an alliance to the end.

During their talk Daniele pushes for Jameka and Jessica to go up on the block and to not try and backdoor anyone. Just put up the 2 people you want to go home. With that said Zach wants to put up Eric and Jessica but fears both of them staying somehow and both coming after him. HEY IDIOT, if you put up Jessica both will still come after you because Jameka will go home and you have 2 people you can never align yourself with. FUCKING IDIOT!

Daniele then tells Zach that Jessica and Eric are the "power couple" to which Zach says "they say the same thing about you and Dick". WOW!

OH SHIT! Is the SHIT STAIN alliance already turning on each other? It seems Dick has already promised Zach that if neither of the Dick's go up this week that if they get HOH next week that Zach won't go up. Now Dick and Daniele talk about PUSHING FOR ERIC AND JESSICA to be nominated! Something about how their "hands" will remain "clean" from taking out their biggest threats! WOW! They both also talk about rather going into the final 2 with Zach over Jessica or Eric! TAKE THAT AMERICA'S PRICK!

12:26pm . Dick is sitting in the backyard with Zach talking about who should go home this week. Zach keeps pushing for Eric's eviction but Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to be evicted this week. So it seems Dick is trying to save his alliance despite Daniele wanting to turn on Jessica and Eric using Zach to put them both on the block. Dick keeps trying to bring up old bullshit about Jameka wanting to use POV on Jen that week when Nick went up and went home. Dick keeps pushing that Jameka was using POV in hopes of Zach going up and going out over Nick... Zach keeps pushing his own points about Eric.

Zach tells Dick that he sees one of the Dick's making it the end aka final 2. Dick think she will be "dragged" into the final 2 over Daniele because Dick thinks that everyone thinks they can win against him in the final 2. Zach says when POV players were being picked last week that he knew his ball he was about to pull out of the bag was "Houseguest Choice" because of the texture of the letters on the ball.

Inside Big Brother is telling Jessica to move her microphone higher. It seems she just ended her phone call given to her by Eric from the HOH comp. Back to Dick and Zach. Dick says that he, Daniele and you will keep the nominations the same whereas if Eric, Jessica and Jameka get POV that the nominations will change. Dick keeps pushing Jameka's eviction this week.

GO AHEAD ZACH, DON'T THINK FOR YOURSELF, LET DICK CONTROL YOUR HOH MOVES. idiot.

Holy fuck, Dick won't fucking let the idea of Jameka having to go this week... well go! He keeps pushing and PUSHING for Jameka's eviction. "Seriously man Jameka has to go" says Dick. Zach needs to over anaylze why Dick keeps pushing for Jameka to leave this week and why Dick keeps trying to turn Zach away from going after Eric... OVER ANAYLZE IT BITCH!

12:47pm . Jessica is talking with an emotional Eric. It seems Jessica got to talk her brother from Iraq... AWWWW! Then INSECURE Eric makes a truthful joke about if the people she talked to wanted Jessica to hang around Mike and Nick more instead of Eric. She laughed it off saying "no". Eric does seem genuine in his tears for Jessica getting to talk to her brother. But I still can't stand Eric. Right now his head keeps bopping back and forth as if it isn't attached to his spine, kinda creepy but what else can you expect from Eric.

Jessica now goes outside to tell Dick and Zach that her brother is home from Iraq. She only got to talk for 3 minutes.

In the small bed bedroom Eric is telling Daniele how she and Dick have to get to Zach and force that Jameka get put up for nomination. It seems America's Choice has gone after another holy member of his own ANGLE ALLIANCE. Eric keeps saying that Jameka goes up and whoever is the pawn next to her that Jameka will be voted out. They end their chat and head back into the house.

Day 63

House Update: With Zach nominating Jessica and Jameka the SHIT STAIN alliance of Eric, Daniele, Jessica and Dick have yet again gotten another week of safety and another week of TOTAL CONTROL. THEY fucking decided who went up on the block and THEY wanted Jameka on the block so THEY could control the votes and idiot ORGE Zach did EXACTLY what they wanted. He put up Jameka and Jessica and left Eric out of the nominations.

Zach was upset after the nomination ceremony because Eric never "thanked" Zach for not being nominated. What the fuck did Zach expect?!?! Jessica NOW regrets voting out Amber JUST because she's on the block and Eric isn't. This is exactly what she and Amber and Jameka have been saying, Eric is getting Jessica to do her dirty work and now Jessica has the possibility of going home. The Dick's have already toyed with the idea of getting rid of Jessica and Eric this week and have plenty of days to decide what the fuck, let's just take out Jessica because no one is going to be able to beat her in the final 2.

POV competition is for the first time this season at night! Janelle will be hosting.

Andddddd Daniele wins POV. What the fuck. This week would have been perfect if Jameka had won, pulled herself off and the SHIT STAIN alliance would be already battling each other... but NOPE, Daniele won and she's already told Jessica that she WON'T use the POV to pull her off.

For some reason Jessica is upset because this CUNT thinks she shouldn't stay on the block and expects Daniele to use it on her but Daniele isn't in fear of Dick going up and home. With Daniele winning POV once again the SHIT STAIN alliance CONTROLS the fucking game. Dick and Daniele now pratically own HOH even though Zach has the title because they decide who leaves. No one should give a fuck what America wants, what Eric wants, what Jessica wants, what Jameka wants, what Zach wants... it's all about Dick and Daniele's POWER this week.

As I keep saying a house of idiots and morons fucking ALLOW this powerhouse family alliance to push themselves all the way to the final 2 spots. I just can't picture Eric and Jessica making the final 2 but you know what... you never know.

Later Jameka consoles a Super Ego injured Jessica who tells Jameka she wishes she would have put Dick and Daniele up on the block last week instead of Zach and Amber. She continues to regret putting up Amber because now Jessica feels the Dick's will turn on them and take her out.

Outside Dick and Daniele talk about the POV comp and Janelle who hosted. They talk about how Janelle loved both of them and how obvious it was that Janelle hated Eric. Daniele also comments about how Janelle was cheering on Zach at one point which pissed of Eric who made a comment about how Zach is probably liked on the show.

And here's an example of why Janelle hates Eric...

2:57pm . AND THE HEAVENS BROKE APART AND THE ANGELS SANG AS WE PRAISE DICK AND DANIELLEEEEEE! Dick is talking to Zach about JESSICA going HOME! What???!? Too good to be true? Maybe. Until Dick and Daniele talk one on one and until Dick talks to Eric about Jameka going.... well we won't know for sure what Dick and Daniele are up to this week until Thursday when either Jessica or Jameka goes home.

Here's hoping Jessica goes home and Eric gets all upset! YEAH FOR BACKSTABBING!

3:45pm . Dick and Eric are in the kitchen. Eric starts up about how Zach will have "blood on his hands" when Jameka is evicted this week. Eric seems to think the SHIT STAIN alliance is still together with no flaws or cracks in it. He jokes around with Dick about how he's trying to come off as "depressed" when he's actually not. PLEASE backstab Eric Dick! PLEASEEEE!

Eric also talked to Daniele minutes before this chat about how Jameka is going home and this being an "easy" week. Also, Dick won't shut the fuck up about how Janelle thought he was "hot"... please you male bitch, she's just being nice to your face. She don't want no 44 year old dick!

Day 64

House Update: It seems Dick is still weighing the option of getting rid of Jessica this week as he keeps telling Zach, "let's get rid of Jessica this week". It only makes sense to get rid of Jessica because they seem to believe no one can beat her in the final 2 because she's so fucking nice. Also, if Jessica leaves this week, Jameka and Zach can't compete for HOH thus leaving Eric, who's known for fucking up HOH's either on purpose or just because he's not good enough, to compete against Dick and Daniele. There's a 66 percent chance the Dick's will win HOH and then get out Eric the following week.

Eric and Jessica are starting to believe that Dick pushed Zach into getting Eric and Jessica up for nomination. Eric still believes in his unholy SHIT STAIN alliance with the Dick's and tells Jessica not to be worried on Thursday and that yes Dick and Daniele are probably thinking of dumping Jessica this week but they will end up not doing it in support of "our alliance". Whatever Eric... you're dealing with Dick... who's a DICK!

So like I've said before... it doesn't matter what anyone in the house wants, this week is completely in control by the Dick's. Daniele WON'T use POV in fear of losing her family alliance and until they both sit down and decide who's going home then everything else is just crap. Eric can try and manipulate them for a day but in the end there's 5 fucking days before live voting and the Dick's can do anything from here until then.

Mr. GuyTVBlog.com waits patiently for the SHIT STAIN alliance to explode when Dick and Daniele hopefully decide to vote out Jessica. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

House Update: Well well well, what have we here.. Ohhh Ahhh Eric's RUNNING SCARED!

Jessica is starting to get that ever so wonderful feeling of backstabbing, only it'll be happening to her. She continues to regret putting up Amber on the block and not putting up Dick and Daniele. She and we all know that Amber and Zach going up were all Eric's manipulative evil doings as well as Jessica's dimwitted personality that allows people like Eric to tell her what to do.

So anyway Eric is now regretful and is attempting to take full blame for Jessica's possible eviction but is NO WAY attempting to go to Daniele to get her to use POV to pull of Jessica and him taking her place. Eric is quite fine with Jessica going into the jury so she will be a vote for him to win. Will she be bitter in the jury, only one can hope!

Now here's why I'm so fucking excited that the Dick's BACKSTABBING Jessica because Daniele has gone up to Zach today and told her that she has "weighed all the options" and thinks it will be a good idea to get JESSICA out of the house! YEAH!

Now with Jessica and Eric already suspecting backstabbing sabatoge from their once infamous SHIT STAIN alliance they are hoping they get HOH next, should they both stay, and put up both the Dick's!

And that's it. Later tonight a meeting will be had between Zach, Daniele and Dick about Jessica's eviction. GET THE FUCK OUT Eric's used SHOWMANCE!

Day 65

House Update: The SHIT STAIN alliance is still in full swing of turning on each other... at least secretly behind everyone's back. Eric and Jessica still want to put up the Dick's next week if they stay and the Dick's still want to get Jessica out this week.

Meanwhile Eric loves to insult Janelle, yet another person Eric loves to insult behind their backs and never to their face, PUSSY. Dick actually defends Janelle saying she is NOT the things Eric is saying she is, something about being "fat" and "ugly". Eric once said that Janelle is beautiful but "not my type". WHATEVER!

America's Choice of who Eric should Mimic this week is... DICK. So Eric starts doing whatever Dick does. Jessica thinks it's weird that this all started suddenly and Dick now notices asking if Eric bet someone in the Diary Room.

Later Daniele tells Dick that she wants to make a deal with what's left of the ANGLE ALLIANCE, Jameka. Dick has also mentioned threatrening Jameka minutes before the live voting to not do something with POV is she wins it. Now both Dick's want Jameka to "swear to GOD" on whatever deal they come up with. Dick once again says "Jessica has to go this week"! YEAH!

Now here's where it gets FUNNY. Dick and Daniele want Jessica to feel safe all week and then vote her out at the last minute! A surprise to her and a surprise to Eric hopefully fucking him up for HOH comp.

Interesting enough Mr. GuyTVBlog.com thinks this show is fixed so I would expect Eric to be given all the answers and suddenly win HOH after Jessica is evicted...

Outside Jessica is filled with beer and tipsy while joking with Eric how he better save her this week. Eric gets serious telling Jessica how he'll be an "enemy" to the Dick's and will do everything he can to make sure one of them doesn't make the final 2, if not both.

Sometime during the midnight hours the SHIT STAIN alliance was outside talking. Eric, Jessica, Dick and Daniele were all discussing aspects of the game outside the house and very little about Jameka going. Eric keeps pushing the idea of Jameka going and feeling too safe and the Dick's play along with the idea that Jameka has to go this week. I LOVE BB BACKSTABBING!

Later Jessica once again asks Eric is he really thinks the Dick's aren't going to vote her out this week. He says "NO" which will turn into another moment where Eric thinks he has an idea on what's going on and the SHIT STAIN alliance remains will be all over his face!

And then this happens... Thanks Dreamer!

House Update: Daniele has NOT used POV. Dick and Daniele OFFICIALLY have the power this week, Zach no longer matters, Eric no longer matters, Jameka or Jessica no longer matter and nor does America's Choice. This week belongs to Dick and Daniele and they decide who the fuck they want out of THEIR FUCKING HOUSE.

Right after the POV ceremony Jessica and Jameka discuss what the votes will be. If it's something like 3 to 0 then Jameka is being evicted but if the vote is 2 to 1 then Jessica will be voted out by the Dick's! Jessica will also be upset with Julie Chen if she pulls the psych out "Jameka you are safe" on her.

Early this morning it seems Eric masturbated again into a sock and left it to dry out on the floor. The camera zooms in on it. Sucks that I don't have screen captures of it because I'd be all over putting this shit on the web.

Minutes later Dick takes Jameka aside to tell her that she is going home, that both Dick and Daniele are voting her out in fear of sitting next to her in the final 2. But if this remains to be a LIE then the Dick's are fucking up their chances on getting Jameka's vote for them in the end game. Tsk tsk tsk. Bad move Dicks, just tell Jessica she's going home this week.

Right after that Jameka goes into the Diary Room and Dick tells Jessica and Eric about how he told Jameke she's going home. Now both Jessica and Eric BELIEVE Jameka is going home this week. This could prove to be something the Dick's could work with just in case they decide to evict Jameka at the last minute.

Get this, Jessica is so over confident that she's staying that she now doesn't want to pack her suitcase! Zach starts to notice her over confident behaviour and tells Dick about it. Dick has told Zach once again that Jessica is going home this week. DIRTY PLAYERS KICK ASS!

FUNNY! Eric and Jessica talk about getting to the end now and how they should tell the jury members how THEY put them there and should be rewarded for it. FUNNY STUPID STUFF here.

3:27pm . Hmmm.. lately when I tune into the live feeds nothing is happening. Right now on Camera 1 and 3 is a sleeping Eric. On Camera 2 and 4 is a sleeping Dick... POWERFUL JAW DROPPING stuff here. My timing has just been bad the past few days. At least the Dick's keep Jameka is making me happy.