Day 69

House Update: Still a whole lot of nothing. NO fights. NO arguments. Daniele doesn't think there will be a double eviction anymore this season because it's too "late" whereas Zach is telling her he thinks one will happen this week. Eric has told the Dick's that he is ready for "whatever happens" in terms of them backstabbing their SHIT STAIN alliance and getting out Jessica. He also has been told by America to vote out Jameka and it still looks like America will NOT get their way and have Jameka evicted. Eric is telling Jameka that he WILL NOT vote out Jessica and will be voting out Jameka later today.

Remember, double mutha fuckin eviction is tonight! Tune the fuck in!

I'll be back in the a.m. to report any last minute happenings. Oh wait, supposely Dick wrote out "I Love Janelle" in mustard... PATHETIC!

House Update: The Dick's continue their plan to get out Jessica by approaching Jameka with a deal a few minutes before the live show. They want to corner Jameka, promise on God, swear on God that if and when she gets HOH that she won't put up them, basically they want her anger towards Zach to stay with her and they'll help her get out Zach.

Eric and Jessica continue to kiss throughout the night, mostly in bed. The usual Grodee to the Maxx straight couple stuff. Don't even get me started on the heavy panting these 2 had... but still no sexual penatration between Eric and Jessica. When talk turns to her being evicted she wants to get drunk until the finale.

Ohhh Eric says that if he gets HOH next that he'll put up the Dick's and tell them in his speech that he's thought about their alliance and how 2 people of the four won't be in the game any longer and they can thank themselves for that. If CBS continues to fuck with their own show I expect Eric to MIRACULOUSLY win HOH so the audience watching can get their revenge on the Dick's through AMERICA'S BULLSHIT PLAYER. Fixed, fixed, fixed!

House Update: Okay, so the show isn't FIXED as much as I thought it was...
So basically here's the rundown on what happened during the live double eviction fast forward GET THE FUCK OUT of the house one hour special special fun show!

Jessica was voted out by a 2 to 1 one as they predicted with the Dick's officially turning on their final four alliance with Jessica and Eric. Eric tried to keep the baby crying tears in when Jessica walked out. Dick, Daniele and Zach were all snubbed by Jessica on her way out and so they ventured on over to the kitchen area and let Jameka, Jessica and Eric have their bullshit moment.

Eric pathetically told Jessica that he was going to fight in her honor and win the game for her. A tearful Jessica told Jameka to "win that veto" just before she left. Jameka cupped her face into her hands as Eric headed for the living room.

Then Eric went over to the kitchen area and said out loud "not surprised". OF COURSE NOT DOUCHE BAG, it's a game of backstabbing. Eric then tried to calmly call out Daniele on her lying to him about Jessica not going home and all she had to do was tell him YET when the SHIT STAIN alliance wants someone one they can lie all they want.

In the HOH comp Dick, Daniele and Eric fought it out by stepping up and/or down on "before" and "after" steps. The game kept getting tied up so many times and then Dick won HOH by one fucking point. Daniele got excited and ran to her asshole father hugging him.

Here it was also revealed by Julie Chen that Daniele was America's new FUCK YOU Choice. Eric was to try and get her nominated and he TRIED during the live show! He joked around with Dick in the living room about nominating Daniele but in the end Dick didn't nominate his daughter and Eric didn't complete that task.

Dick then went on to nominate Eric and Jameka. Minutes later the houseguests went outside to play a POV comp involving rubbing balls falling from the sky above and them having to find green balls to then put them in a tube of some sorts. Later Julie Chen fucked up by telling Jameka she was eliminated from the POV comp for putting a blue ball in her tube but she claims she didn't and that one bounce in. You see the tubes' opening was facing straight up and one just happen to jump right in. STUPID games... they never go exactly right.

At one point Eric got nasty and tried to push Zach out of the way at the start and Jameka got emotional trying to get a ball away from the Dick's. Daniele also got knocked out of the POV area by someone and complained about it in her high pitched squeal. In the end Zach won POV and then told Julie Chen minutes later that he was not going to use POV.

Zach and Daniele then went on to vote out Eric and Eric was FINALLY voted the FUCK OUT of Big Brother 8! That's what you get Eric for putting all your trust in the Dick's and allowing a POWERFUL alliance push their way further to the end. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

As Eric left he claims he is a "philadelphia lawyer" being sent to the Jury house and that he can somehow DECIDE who wins just because he still thinks he can talk a whole house into voting for the person HE thinks should win. WHATEVER douche bag.

On Eric's eviction interview Juile Chen ragged on him about applying for "7 years" and then Eric PROCLAIMED on how he would have "had my complete say in the matter" about how Zach, Dick and Daniele would have been evicted whereas Amber and Dustin would still be in the house... WHATEVER. Rancid bullshit all the way to the jury house. At least he walks away with 40,000 bucks, before taxes.

HOH Update: Zach BEATS Daniele by one fucking point in some kick ass HOH comp featuring everyone's faces, memory wall type thing. Daniele believes she was using her "brain" while Zach was estimating his answers and won by chance. She hates that people in this house win by chance or by dumb luck. GET OVER IT!

10:34pm . Daniele is talking with Dick about how she's NEVER had to pack the entire time she's been in the house! She says she has five drawers of stuff to pack. She then complains about the game's stress on her. "This sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks".

Now Daniele doesn't know why Jameka was "fucking crying" when she lost HOH. Daniele now wants her and her dad to threaten Zach to fight for the POV and that if he sits in the final 2 with Jameka that he'll loose, according to them. Dick tries to compliment the HOH game and then Daniele says "for Zach". It seems Daniele just barely lost to Zach.

Daniele won't SHUT THE FUCK UP about how she's "so upset about it", about losing this HOH. GET OVER IT! Daniele now says "I'm so pissed about them rushing everything" yet for WEEKS now this BITCH has been bitchin' and complaining about having a double eviction so she won't have to stay in the house that much longer. OHHH MMYYY GAAWWDD!

Daniele then ADMITS that as much as Zach annoys him she "likes" him but doesn't want to play this hard for this long to let "some floater" win the game. Oh gawd Daniele, Zach has now won 2 HOH's and 1 POV, give him a break, Mr. Clueless is finally playing hard to win. Then Daniele whines about not wanting to go the Diary Room and then minutes later Big Brother calls Daniele into the Diary Room.

Daniele smiles saying "I don't want to go". She says she doesn't want to say mean things about people. Dick then tells BB to call him instead. They wait... and then BB calls for Daniele again! Daniele then gets up saying she will go in but not say anything... but we all know Daniele will cry and most likely bitch and complain about everything... EVERYTHING!

10:43pm . Zach and Jameka walked into the storage room with Eric's suitcase, because they had to pack it, and briefly talked about how Zach should put up both Dick's because if Jameka goes Zach is first person out if they win. Zach AGREES and says that he WILL do that. Jameka says that "at least we'll all have a fair chance" meaning if one of the Dick's go this week then only one can stay and it is 3 people fighting for themselves, no teams.

Minutes later Zach and Jameka sit on the couch. Zach says "you have no idea how much I need to tell you" meaning it looks like FINALLY Zach and Jameka are going to team up and go after the Dick's!

Day 70

House Update: And GOD opened the gates of heaven and blessed Jameka with a few days of complete safety... well, Jameka and Zach FINALLY got to talking. But before we get to them let's focus on Dick's crappy pathetic attempts on getting Jameka on the block. He told Zach "we have to get that bitch out of here" and how she was dragged to the final four by everyone and how she doesn't deserve to be there. Minutes later Daniele gets annoyed with Zach because well, everything he does annoys her now.

Ok... so Jameka and Zach finally get to talking. Zach PROMISES Jameka's key WILL NOT be in the nomination box tonight! OH MY GOD! Expect Dick to go back into the in your face bullshit childish rants with Zach and Jameka. FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! FIGHT NIGHT! TONIGHT!

After their talk Zach gets a bit drunk celebrating his win around the house to which of course annoys Daniele.

The houseguests sleep and morning comes. Dick is back to campaigning to Zach about getting Jameka out and that if Zach is going to put up him to "please not put me up against my daughter"... LIKE ZACH IS STUPID enough to not nominate the Dick's together- wait, maybe he is...

House Update: OHH there's a new table built just for the final four.

Daniele has gone to Zach and tried to talk to him about not Jameka going up and not both of the Dick's going up. Zach LIES saying he hasn't made up his mind but Daniele is getting the feeling that he has and she and her Dad is going up.

Zach tries to tell Daniele that he goes into the final 3 with both Dick's that he doesn't have a great chance in getting into the final 2. Daniele thinks she is in the same situation if it comes down to her Dad and Zach because Zach will take her Dad... BUT HELLO BITCH, your Dad will take you if he wins final HOH... holy fuck.

Daniele keeps trying to bullshit Zach thinking he has a better chance playing in the final 3 against her and her dad. UMMM OKAY DUMBASS! "Honestly Zach like I don't care what you do I'm not going to be mad. Do what's best for you. Whatever" says a quivering Daniele.

What is suppose to be a talk about her using him into helping her family alliance getting to the end turns into them arguing about how people have played. Daniele gets up to leave as Zach calls Dick and her an "idiot".

12:43pm . Dick and Daniele talk outside about Zach possibly putting them up and how Zach can't win against Dick in the final 2. Daniele says "even if people didn't like the way you played you played a better game then... hello Zach". Now both are calling him an "idiot" and how "it's 2 against one mutha fucker".

Daniele is still annoyingly upset about last night's HOH comp. HOW DARE ANYONE ELSE WIN OVER HER! Dick is on a high and mighty self absorbed horse about how he's done so much in the game and made so many moves, BLAH BLAH BLAH... if Dick does make it the final 2 and continues to BELIEVE he did so much in the game the jury members will get upset and tell him he is there BECAUSE OF THEM and Daniele and he doesn't deserve to win.

Dick just told Daniele "you can one up Janelle and get into the final 3" and then Daniele says "she was in the final 3". Dick just being an idiot, talking before he thinks. HEY FUCKER, Janelle got final 3 fucking twice! BEAT THAT.

Minutes later Daniele heads into the bedroom and bitches and complains about everything as she gets into the bed. Over in the living room Dick tries to go into the Diary Room but notices someone is in there. "Dickhead must be in there" says an angry Dick. Just like his daughter this week isn't going his way... yet. I expect either Dick or Daniele to get POV. Jameka WILL go home.

House Update: Dick and Daniele are officially FUCKING nominated. Yeah... Well if neither wins POV one has to go. The Dick's are of course upset with Zach and Jameka and the entire world, bitching and complaining more. Zach has also admitted to Jameka that the biggest mistake was not pulling off Eric during the double eviction and putting up Daniele.

It also seems Big Brother gave Dick a gift basket of his HOH stuff from his short win during the double eviction show. Also it seems Jameka has promised Zach that if she wins the final HOH that she will take him to the final 2.

OH GAWWDDD, Dick is back to acting like a child. He wants to take Zach's frisbees from his HOH's baskets and throw them over the backyard walls. Daniele suggests to hide his water. OH MY GAWWWWD Daniele. So far no fights but I expect it will get nasty later tonight when Zach and Jameka take on Daniele and Dick in a household argument. BOOYAH!

6:38pm . Dick and Daniele are back to hanging out with only each other. They are both in the storage room getting stuff for dinner. Then Dick heads over to the kitchen with his unusual walk, his belly leading the way. Zach is in the kitchen and makes a comment about how there's a box of cereal out already and Dick makes a comment back about how he has his own 2 boxes. Back to childish antics.

Daniele comes into the kitchen and they compare "cereal" Zach offers. Minutes later Daniele notices Zach is "back to playing chess with himself" and how they mock him on it. I'm sorry but endless Zach bashing, I mean who gives a fuck, you're nominated, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Minutes later Zach comes into the kitchen and it STARTS. Dick makes a comment to Zach about how they should have kept Amber. Dick then cracks another mean spirited joke to Daniele about Zach and Zach says "sticks and stones". Dick then mocks Zach's earlier comment "It's the truth". It can only get worse from here on out.

Day 71

House Update: Dick plans on being a complete rancid dick to Zach today during the POV comp and before the POV comp to get in his head. Dick's a real idiot if he does this because you're working for jury member votes, not putting people in the jury house who are pissed off at you. He talked to Daniele in the early morning hours about having only one thing on him and that he'll "work on it" getting more insults ready for today's POV comp.

That's about it. Last night's Showtime After Dark thing was boring as hell for over an hour. They would flip back to Zach upstairs just staring out into space, then Daniele at the dining room table staring out into space and then to Jameka in the hot tub staring out into space and then to Dick who was trying to sleep in the round red bedroom. And then back and forth on the houseguests doing nothing. Later they got some crappy arts and crafts project and Dick tried to tear down Zach to Jameka but that's about it.

House Update: Hmmm, it seems Dick has been WARNED by Big Brother about his talks to Daniele about wanting to call Zach a "panty munching pervert". Dick had come out of the Diary Room making fun of Big Brother warning him about what not to say and how there will be "consequences" if he does try to call Zach out on unimportant useless qualities that may or may not be true about Zach. Dick has told Daniele that he wants to talk shit during the POV comp to get under Zach's skin.

He hasn't said a damn thing to Zach all day that would lead to a fight or blow up between the two. Right now as of 3:39pm the POV comp is happening. There's a 50 50 chance the Dick's could win. If any of the Dick's win then Jameka is being sent home Thursday, if Jameka or Zach win then Daniele is going home. BOOYAH!

4:30pm . IT'S OFFICIAL. The Dick's are heading into the final 3 against Zach. Jameka IS going home Thursday. This is what a stupid idiotic house gets for allowing both Dick's to stay in the game every single fucking week. Dick is the kitchen celebrating with Daniele telling them they won the game already because he believes Zach has NO votes in the jury and either him or Daniele will win the show. Both are talking about taking no deals with Zach during the final HOH comps and how either will "let go" of the "key", supposing a HOH key is used during a part of the final HOH comps.

I no longer hate the Dick's because they were ALLOWED to push their way to the final 2 or at least one being in the final 2. Just like during Season 6 I no longer hated Maggie because her brillant gameplay of manipulating a house of idiots got her to the final 2. This year's Maggie is split up into 2 people, Dick and Daniele. This year's IDIOTIC house ALLOWED both Dick's to stay in the game week after week and this is what they get.

This also goes to show you that God has no part in this game and could give 2 shits about if one of his holy players are in the house. Buh Bye Jameka!

4:35pm . Jameka comes into the kitchen where the Dick's are celebrating. Dick tries to FAKE his way into Jameka's heart by apolozing that they are celebrating at her expense. Jameka says "it's fine" and has no hard feelings but would just like to leave the house now and get it over with. She walks into another room and both Dick's are still laughing and celebrating. Good for them.

Dick says "Oh my God, Oh MY GOD, OH MY GOD!" Daniele laughs saying she would have been going home if they lost the final POV to the jury house with "Jen, Dustin, Amber". Dick says twice "We kicked ass in this game, we owned it. We dominated". YES THEY DID, thanks to a house of idiots. Daniele jokes about starting a "showmance" with Zach.

They both can't wipe the smug smiles off their faces now. But you never know... Zach could win final HOH and finally FINALLY break them up. But I doubt it. Zach also regrets not using the POV during the live double eviction show and putting up Daniele sending her ass out because had she left, Dick would be leaving this week and both Dick's would be in the jury house. OH WELL.

Now both Dick's talk about how good the POV comp was. Dick REVEALS that he was one point away from winning so basically both Dick's dominated the final POV.

Day 73

House Update: POV Ceremony is expected to happen tomorrow during the live eviction show and Jameka will be evicted from the house. OH WAIT, I forgot to mention that if you have forgotten, Daniele won POV and plans on using it to pull herself off the block thus forcing Zach to nominate Jameka that would in turn give Daniele the power this week to decide who goes home, Jameka or her father.

After watching Sunday's new episode there is no hope of Daniele sending her father home tomorrow or sending him home if she wins the final HOH... she WILL take her father to the final 2 over Zach. Of course she could change her mind once $500,000 dollars comes into play.

I'm also hoping that Tuesday's live show will FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY show the Jury House because let's face it, the house has been super boring the past few days and they need to fill a live eviction show with footage. No one wants to see a montage of Vincent, Dick's son or Zach's family, JUST FUCKING SHOW THE JURY HOUSE!

Day 72

House Update: Let's see what's happening. Dick has farted. Daniele has whined. Jameka has prayed. Zach has retreated to his HOH room. And that's about it. Sorry, the house is boring as fuck. Daniele said it best some minutes ago. "Three days of nothingness..."

Day 74

And then here's something interesting. Actual video of what happens when the houseguests are woken up by music played in the house! Hey, I thought it was interesting.

House Update: I expect another day full of nothing. That is until 6pm Los Angeles time when Big Brother's Tuesday Live Eviction show kicks in with Jameka leaving the house, possible footage of the Jury House, I mean there has to be footage of the Jury House now that America's Player has gone to it and we'll also see the start of the first part of the FINAL HOH comp!

Dick already suspects it will be an endurance comp where you have your hand on a HOH key and the last person left holding on advances to the final round of the FINAL HOH. Once the Dick's outlast Zach I expect Dick to throw it to Daniele.

House Update: Dick has already started going off on Zach by calling him a "racist" and a "douche bag". Zach just delivers crappy one worded responses trying to show Dick it doesn't bother him but it does.

Check out Dick bumping into the wall during his rant and not letting it bother him as he delivers bullshit after bullshit. Everything Dick says he's guilty of. I mean HOW DARE Zach campaign for Jameka's vote if he makes it the final 2. Dick and Daniele have been FAKING their way into Jameka's heart all week long. 30 minutes before the live show Dick and Daniele both tag teamed Jameka in the bathroom talking about how she should send messages to people in the Jury House that would benefit them if they are in the final 2 with Zach. OH AND THEN Daniele tells Jameka how she enjoyed Jameka's "company" early this morning and just bullshit onto of more bullshit about how she likes Jameka.

Anyway, here's the video of Dick trying to get into Zach's head.

House Update: Daniele used the POV on... DICK! She bullshitted her reasoning being "he did it to me" and how she has to return the favor but actually if you think about it she made her father send Jameka into the Jury House hopefully winning over Jameka's vote in the end.

Oh yeah, Dick evicted Jameka and then PART 1 OF THE FINAL HOH started outside. Something about jumping on a cut carrot, hoping when a bunny comes by their feet, holding onto a HOH key above their head, wind and rain blowing at them from all directions...

Now I'm waiting on the feeds to start... any day now... any second now...