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September 21, 2007
Survivor: China | Episode James' Body
Just caught the season premiere of Survivor: China. First off the opening sequence was brillantly edited with visual appeal that left me smiling big. The cast this year is very entertaining pieces of shit, bravo to the casting department. The men are all fuckable in Mr. GuyTVBlog.com's eyes. Wait, former "model" Dave isn't something to lust over, neither is Jean-Robert. His huge beer gut belly hanging over his jeans is probably hot on someone else but not him.
Erik, the country singer, is model beautiful, Aaron is drunken nightclub one night stand hot, Frosti is adorable Real World/Road Rules cute, Chicken is very very hot and worth a hot webcam session, Todd is twinkish kissable but could very possibly be this season's Queen Cunt once Courtney is voted out. She's the mega twat that I'm currently rooting for.
And then there's James, the "Superman" of Survivor: China. His occupation as a gravedigger has led him in a life of seclusion that has created unsociable traits in his personality that could effect him in the game. Man, if I had his height and amount of muscles I'd be a safe sex trampy loud annoying whore across the world. If only Erik was on the same tribe as James, then maybe someone could break James out of his "straigth" spell.
I know right, how typical, a gay man wanting a hot "Superman" type to suddenly be gay just because he has this amazing body, SO WHAT?!?! Straight women do it all the time when they see a handsome guy, they PRAY he's straight as an arrow for them. Same goes for us gay bloggers wishin and prayin for people like James to suddenly play on our team.
The rest of the episode not featuring James was watchable and this looks like it could be a slightly interesting season but if I miss an episode I won't cry about it.
Posted by guytvblog at September 21, 2007 12:20 AM
Comments
As a proud master of the "DL" game, I can pretty much guarantee that James is at least bisexual.
Posted by: louis at September 21, 2007 10:34 PM
This is the un-hottest season of Survivor ever!!And what Statements!! Chicken was a Hillbilly troll who was quickly voted off. Jean-Robert's belly a thing NOT for the ages!!! And a smug thug waiting to be voted off.
Lots of Fuglies to NOT look at this installment.
Will focus on the Chinean scenary this time!!!
Posted by: Mike C at September 23, 2007 2:58 PM
