December 31, 2007
Are We Getting A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 2 In 2008?
It seems I, and probably everyone else with a reality show loving blog, has gotten an email that reads...
"I just wanted to drop you a line that Tila will be making a huge announcement during the MTV New Year celebration.
Could spell wedding bells???
Please let me know if you can get a mention up on the site to alert readers to tune in and watch for the announcement.
Fell free to make your own guesses too"
I expect Bobby and her already broke the fuck up. Wedding Bells? Are you fucking kidding me?!?! I'm still predicting Tila will call out Bobby on not wanting to be "bisexual" for her and that she's seeking someone who's more open minded thus allowing for a 2nd season. And this time there better be Bisexual Men in the house! I want a bisexual man seducing a straight man in the house scandal!
FUCK Bobby and Tila getting married, I want to see them break the fuck up on New Year's Eve!
Tune in everyone, she's either getting engaged, dumping Bobby on National TV or hosting MTV's Easter Rockin' Jesus Christ Countdown Hour!
December 30, 2007
Check Out 2008's Times Square New Year's Eve Ball!
For more information on the new ball check out Times Square NYC.
You can view the ball drop over Ryan Seacrest's countdown show your parents will be watching, or you can watch it on Tila's Bisexual MTV Countdown show where she has a "big announcement" or you can watch it with In The Closet Anderson Cooper over at CNN where he'll have a special appearance by Kathy Griffin. Tivo them all if you can while you get drunk with your friends and/or family. If you're going to be home due to fears of getting far too wasted and catching an STD by some fugly twink then by all means stay home and enjoy the ball on your tele box.
Just be sure to have loads of fun this New Year's Eve!
December 29, 2007
Big Brother 8 | The Look Back Edition
Now I'm starting to get excited for Big Brother 9. For some reason I have a really bad VH1ish feeling that BB9 will involve D-rated celebrities. Please don't let this hunch of mine be true. Someone prove me wrong.
Someone please tell me this year's theme is the Bully vs Nerd High School Now Grown Up and Have To Live In A House For Three Months Together And Fight All Over Again But At The Same Time Try To Build Friendships Maybe Have Sex With Each Other And Reflect Back On How We Treated Each Other edition.
If there are D rated celebs in the house, kick them out, grab some hot fuckers from the bar scene, do "background checks" on them and throw them in the house.
Farewell Big Brother 8 cast! [That is until the next Big Brother All Star season!!!]
BB8's Mike & Nick | Nick's Dirty Filthy Sloppy Tounge
December 28, 2007
Kevin On Jack On Kevin On Jack Project Runway 4 HOTNESS!
I can't wait for another full year of Project Runway episodes, seasons 4 and 5.
December 27, 2007
The Gauntlet 3 | Premieres January 23rd 10/9c!
Okay, so we have a new premiere date. Apparently someone jumped the gun and announced a bogus date or MTV pushed back their premiere for whatever reason. Regardless the epic showdown between Real World houseguests versus Road Rules contestants continues on with a whole new battle featuring CT and his latest new shaggy 70's porn hairdo, the highly annoying Evan and his lust for being the best when it comes to confessional jokes slash puns- I mean what the fuck, does Evan think he's some comedic genius?...
And let's not forget we are going to get an overdose of far too much challenge footage and not enough "fuck you" and "you skank bitch" fighting footage. I'll even take jackass humor footage featuring the cast members fucking up the house over 15 bullshit minutes where nearly the entire episode showing revolves around how epic some stupid challenge stunt is and how it's so hard to do when nearly all the events are flawed and create bullshit outcomes.
All I ask is the episodes be expanded to one hour episodes in the coming editions. We are forced to watch hour episodes of Tila and I Love New York shows, even Project Runway is highly enjoyable at one hour long episodes- shit nearly every reality competition show is one hour long, just please fucking make the next MTV Challenge show an hour long every damn episode. Show more footage of the house happenings and give us viewers another amped up edition of an altered Real World house cast on vacation.
So The Gauntlet 3 now premieres on Wednesday January 23rd. Mark your semen stained calendars because GuyTVBlog is going to screen capture the shit out of certain cast member's bodies!
December 26, 2007
Thanks TV Santa Clause For Super Mario Galaxy! And...
Thanks TV Santa Clause for lending this Super Mushroom Muscled Luigi for my annual Christmas Morning BJ! One more bonus, enjoy this YouTube video featuring live music from the game!
December 25, 2007
Merry Happy Joyful Christmas Viewing Holiday!
December 24, 2007
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Holiday TV Special
December 23, 2007
There's Something Jesus Like About This Photo...
It seemed like a good time to post it. Enjoy.
December 22, 2007
The Next Undiscovered Reality Star Of 2008
Big Brother's Kaysar, move over!
December 21, 2007
I Can't Wait For Game Wood Come Christmas Morning!
December 20, 2007
An Asshole, A Wealthy Man & A Penis Win
America's Most Smartest Model | Fuck you Mary Alice, you selfish horny self involved all knowing rancid bullshit mouthed bitch, for allowing one major asshole win over another more deserving unAmerican asshole. THE ONLY REASON why VJ won VH1's disappointing reality series is because Mary Alice had a hard on for him the entire show. Her twaty lust for his beautiful body was not well hidden and she practically pronounced her lust for him nearly every episode.
Let's remember Andre started off as the idiot asshole model claiming Models were "Gods" and everyone "wants to be us". Not true. I'd rather be Bill Gates and be filthy rich at the same time or probably Tom Cruise and let being Gay Crazy be loads of "straight" fun.
VJ ended up turning into a bigger twaty asshole as the season progressed and the only ONLY reason why he continued to stay in the competition was because Mary Cunty Alice overlooked everything he was doing and how he wasn't up to par with the other ACTUAL models.
Yes VJ is absolutely gorgeous from the neck down but his mouth and arrogance is what turned nearly every viewer of AMSM off of him and nearly everyone wanted his reality show TV star blood spilt all over the runway. Pure evil he was.
I remember skipping the finale and just heading straight to the VH1 message boards to see who won and pretty much everyone was livid pathetically claiming "I'm no longer watching VH1" and "Fuck VH1".
People, VH1 isn't the problem here, they continue to give us reality show fans great filthy lowish high quailty shows to enjoy, one after the other. [The most recent dud "The Shot" not including in their best of shows category]
I gave my anger towards VJ winning about 2 minutes of hatred and then I moved on. Plus we got to see a preview of Rock of Love 2 and that looks like loads of drunken fun. Yeah! Back to VJ, hey folks, it's not our money that was given to him. I'd like to think Mary Alice whored up the money from the show's sponsor and then gave it to VJ so he would sleep with her to get forward in his career of backstabbing in the not so high fashion world of glamour- Let's face it, VJ will NEVER be a high fashion model, just a Kohl's Sunday paper ad model.
I Love New York 2 | So... this show went down how I wanted it to go. I actually was predicting in my head that New York was going to pick the muscled Buddha because he'd be good for a few fucks before she moved onto I Love New York 3. I also predicted in my head that she wouldn't pick Tailor Made because he was an emotional nut job that made New York look sain plus he was still married during the show and jumping from one relationship to another.
But in the end she opted for filthy rich money attached to a white boy rather than filthy hot sex attached to a beautiful body. I swear VJ and Buddha should do a male twaty reality show, 2 assholes for the price of one.
I'm can't wait for the reunion for this cast. "Pretty" better be there and come out of the closet already 'cause no one is believing he's "straight", you know, like the rest of us [wink!]. I also can't wait to see Buddha and New York insult each other to death. OH! BRING OUT NEW YORK'S MOTHER and let Buddha's mother and The Entertainer's mother got at it all over again, PULL SOME WEAVES OUT!
I really hope Tailor Made gets psycho jealous over New York in the coming months and she leaves him to do yet another season of I Love New York. She ain't built for love so might as well give us season 3, season 4 and season 5: the pregnant years.
Or better yet, let's dip back into the Flava Flav girls and give Pumkin her own dating show. HOLY FUCK NOW THAT WOULD BE A SHOW!
A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila | Does anyone give a shit about this show? I posted the spoiler finale of who she picked a week in advance and still [almost] NO ONE GAVE A SHIT WHO WON HER BISEXUAL HEART! I mean what the fuck?
With rumors and talk of season 2 now casting and catty whispering of her and Bobby not making it work we very few viewers of A Shot At Love can pretty much anticipate a new crop of guys for Season 2 who hopefully will be bisexual as well thus making a show where guys are trying to fuck the straights mixed with the male contestants.
I fuckin' knew she wasn't going to pick a guy the entire season. This whole bisexual bullshit angle was just that, an angle. A gimmic to get us to watch. I would've believe she was bisexual had she told everyone before the show started, I mean why the fuck whore yourself around on magazines and produce raunchy [fun] songs yet suddenly be afraid to come out as someone who enjoys pussy with a side of dick. It doesn't make sense after all the racy raunchy stuff she's done.
She had/has NO interest in pussy- well maybe she had an interest in it for a drunken one night stand but not for a relationship. I just don't believe her. And when season 2 starts filming next year there had better be bisexual guys with bodies to lust for. MTV... BISEXUAL GUYS!
HEY if Mary Cunty Alice can get her way on her show then let us gays get our way, PUT BISEXUAL GUYS ON TILA'S SECOND SEASON, I mean fuck they're all over MySpace declaring their bisexuality to the pc world. She ain't the only one proclaiming that they like the best of both worlds.
I mean come on, let's be real about this. Tila is young, Bobby is young, no one is expecting these 2 to last 60 years. Break the fuck up already and give us season 2.
You know there's a pattern building here. If you're on a dating show featured on VH1 or MTV, you WON'T find love until after season 2.
Ohhh! I can already pictue the excuse Tila can use for looking for love in Season 2. She can say she dumped Bobby because he wouldn't participate in a threesome with 2 guys and her, that he wouldn't play with the guy and suck him off and let him get fucked so she can watch- I bet that's the reason why they'd break up. Nicccceeee!
December 19, 2007
An Elf Told Me I Was Getting Something To Whack Off To
I wonder if this is it... Oh I hope so. It's like completely acceptable g rated porn. Closeted Gays still living with their parents/roommates/grand parents/girlfriend, ask them for this from Fathead.com and they'll never know you'll be whacking off to it every day when you've got the place to yourself.
December 18, 2007
An Elf Told Me I Was Getting The Perfect PushUp!
Hey... I ain't paying 40 bucks for them, someone else is. I WAS excited about using them to upgrade my boring push up sets but then my excitement fluttered away when I found out Danny Bonaduce is hawking them as something he uses. Gross.
But then I found out Out Magazine, Men's Fitness, Popular Science, Men's Journal, LAtimes.com and others are raving about it or at least discussing it so maybe there is something to be excited about it again. Thanks strong chested muscled armed Elf who whispered in my ear about me getting this!
December 17, 2007
Militia | From Porn To Zumanity To American Gladiators
Recently NBC revealed the newest set of American Gladiators for their remake of a show that should have stayed dead. In that reveal I noticed someone I've masturbated to in the past. Alex Castro aka Militia is that man I've masturbated to. Now maybe he has yet to show his dick [not that I know of] but these screen captures sure ain't g rated material that could air on local television, it's some form of porn.... that I blew a load watching.
I first noticed him in some muscle worship videos- yeah I like muscle worship!- and then I noticed he was selected to be part of the Las Vegas highly sexual Zumanity stage show that I almost went to go see but I didn't. Anyways now he's an American Gladiator and his body is still as beautiful as ever. On NBC's soon to be cancelled show Alex will be glistening in his own sweat under those heavy lights and he'll be moving around on a stage in his tight uniform showcasing his larger than life bulge.
Alex I can't wait to see what you're going to do next once American Gladiators gets cancelled.
Update: Oh my GAWD! There are jerk off videos featuring Alex and he's SMALL! He does the three finger jerk off either because his package is small or his hand is too big for his penis, either way you get the idea.
December 16, 2007
An Elf Told Me I Was Getting Mario Galaxy For Christmas!
And that fucker betta not be lying about that. [shaking fist towards the North Pole's direction] That Elf also told me about this fun Nintendo blog that I just have to add to my roster of TV related links. The Tanooki.
December 15, 2007
Game Wood | Age Of Conan: Muscled Adventures
Actually it's Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures but dear Game Gods, this animated creation is someone to faint over. Do me hard Conan!
December 14, 2007
Big Brother 8: Australia | Luke, Barney, Garrett & Cameron
Usually I feed off Big Brother Australia before our U.S. version begins but now with the Writer's still on their strike we get an earlier dose of Big Brother U.S., part 9 and I may just forget all about BBA this year... but then I discovered these 4 men.
So until the casting is finalized for BB9: America let's look into Big Brother Australia and their casting hopefuls. I think all four fo them deserve a spot in the always beautifully designed Aussie house.
Luke, GuyTVBlog.com's Big Pick for the Big Brother 8: Australia season, is someone who deserves a spot in the house. I mean cast him today Aussie Big Brother casting agents! He's far too good looking for his own good, he's highly dramatic, he calls us gays "pansies" yet he resembles us down to the T and if you watch his casting video closely you'll notice Luke playing with his right pec at one point during the video which is just hot and worth your valuable time. Drop your shorts and rewind as many times as possible.
What's with all the videos you ask? Big Brother Australia is currently holding a voting video site similiar to what VH1 has been doing for their trashy, glamours-ish dating showss. Luke currently has 13,281 votes so far and he's listed in the 100 videos. If he doesn't make the new season then Big Brother Australia just may literally suck Kangaroo dick.
After Luke are 3 other choices that would be perfect for the house. One is gay and fierce, the other is feet erotic and huggable while the other choice is gorgeous and... well he's just fucking gorgeous, enough said. Click every Big Brother Australia logo to view their videos.
Meet Luke. He's 23, designs men's wear & is the "alpha male".
Meet Barney. He's 33 years old, "wants to win" & is SINGLE!
Meet Garrett. He's 22, obsessed with flip flops & he breaks couches.
Meet Cameron. He's 23 years old, a "big GAY" and judgemental.
Finally we have Adam. He's 21, a beautiful model type and his video is not posted on here because it was boring but he sure is very pretty to look at. Meet Adam.
I'm predicting that if Luke is cast for season eight that the producers will also cast the little person Dalton applying to be on the season. Dalton is an asian aussie accented cutie who just may make a huge impact on the season. They may just him and Luke together in the house to create drama, tolerance and understanding. Don't do just that BBA, cast Luke with a house full of gay men!
December 13, 2007
Jack Departs Project Runway 4... Damn it!
Jack writes to his MySpace fans, friends, potential stalkers...
"Hey Everyone--thanks for all the sweet messages and comments. I made a full recovery and actually some of the 'talking head' interviews you saw on the last episode were actually after I was out of the hospital. I appreciate everyone's concern. I am good as new. Much Love--Jack Mack"
Ahhh, well that's good to know. I have yet to see the newest episode of PR4 but I am pleased to finally announce I'm telling my last basic cable company to go fuck themselves while I welcome in DirectTV this week! I'm a first time DirectTV user so my DTV virginity is about to be popped! I can't wait! Finally I get to see Project Runway 4, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, G4TV, Travel Channel, HD programming, HSN and wherever else I'm missing.
We can't wait to see Jack on Project Runway 5! Hopefully he won't get another rare case of "I have to leave the show" sickness.
I also just discovered a new blog, Project RunGay, and I'm sharing it with you.
December 12, 2007
A Shot At Love | MTV Spoils Their Own Show Finale
There's been word that casting has already begun on season 2 of A Shot At Love hinting that Tila and whoever she picks don't end up living happily ever after in their bisexual castle. We all know Flava Flav, New York and now Bret Michaels have all fucked up season one picks thus bringing on second seasons either airing, already aired or in the works. Fuck even Flava Flav now has season 3 of his dating show coming out in 2008.
But let's get back to A Shot At Love. The interent has fallen in love with Tila and now they've fallen in love with her show. Everyone online wants to know who she picks. I can only assume that after careful show preview analysis by Mr. GuyTVBlog that I can bring you the finale about a week before it airs.
Now I'm not 100 percent sure she picks a man or a woman but through these screen captures it pretty much reveals who she picks in the end. Now maybe, MAYBE MTV filmed multiple endings to protect the finale but I mean, come on, it's a reality dating show's first season, they pretty much have one take finales. Only time will tell I mean you can view this post as the answer to who Tila picks or you can just watch MTV Tuesday December 18th to find out the REAL answer.
So here we go.
After the first episode aired we get the usual "This Season On... A Shot At Love" and the end of that teaser shows us the ending where Tila is running after someone who she most likely rejected in the end. With a dating reality show taking the bisexual angle it only makes sense that she would have a man and a woman at the finale.
If my prediction turns out to be true then I would have successfully predicted the finale all the way back after the first episode aired. I wrote a post A Shot At Love's Steeeeven | Winner In My Pants where I featured a screen capture of a Caucasian man wearing a black suit and holding one of those cheap looking dollar store style silver keys. Maybe it's solid steel, who cares.
This mystery image led me to believe it was the quite delectable & charming contestant Steven. But once he was eliminated the only other person who looked just like Steven was Bobby. After last night's look back special, the very one that delayed the finale by a fucking week, it was revealed through a sneak peek that Bobby was wearing a black suit and black dress shirt. This was the final pieces of the finale puzzle.
I put wayyy too much time into this. Actually only 2 hours of work but it was fun.
Now comes the only other possible ending that I highly doubt could happen and make me look like an idiot for saying she picks Bobby. Maybe, just MAYBE, she does pick Bobby but when Dannie leaves in shame that Tila tells Bobby she made a mistake and then goes after Dannie like some fairy bisexual tale ending and Dannie excepts her in her strong firewoman arms and they start going at it as the credits roll at the same time showing a teared up pissed off Bobby...
I highly doubt that would happen. So GuyTVBlog.com gives you the ending to A Shot At Love, hey, MTV gave us all the pieces of the puzzle, I just put it together because I had an hour or 2 to waste.
Can't wait for season 2! AND THERE BETTER BE BISEXUAL GUYS ON THERE GOING FOR TILA AND MAKING THE STRAIGHT GUYS REALLY REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE! That would be erection hot!
December 11, 2007
Because The Writers Are Still On Strike...
That's Jose Gledson by the way... wow, just wow.
December 10, 2007
VJ, You Worthless Stupid Fucking Shit Stain Muscled Twat
Fucking lose already. This prick, model wannabe VJ, that Mary Alice [and the producers] all want to gangbang is now in the final 2 of America's Most Smartest Model show. The Russian Andre started off the season as the biggest asshole of the house but was later out shit stained by the EPIC ASSHOLE VJ.
I, by choice, invested time into this show and have watched Mary Alice's hard on for VJ continue to push this fucker through to the finale. Now if he wins then Mary Alice controls the show, if he loses then Mary Alice has no fucking say who wins the show.
Yesterday's episode just pissed me off so much and it was because of VJ's actions and antics. Only a few reality show villains have got under my TV skin and the last person to do that was Nick from Big Brother 8- I'm sorry but Jen still didn't deserve the rancid bullshit that Nick spewed all over her all season long. VJ should have been put on Big Brother 8 because that would have been more fun to watch. Or worse because I can't stand either one but I do love their bodies and I would have a computer full of both of their bodies screencapped for my readers.
America's Most Smartest Model finale airs Sunday December 16th. Want to be on the next bullshit if Mary Alice thinks you're hot you've got a ticket straight to the finale season? Then head on over to SmartestModels.com and win.
December 9, 2007
Oh No Jack! Is This Your Last Project Runway 4 Episode?!?!
Not sure why this video is "unlisted" over at google.com but now that I think of it the person who uploaded it probably has already seen the entire episode! Camera Zooms in your shocked face as your hand covers your shocked mouth! One can only assume that if Jack leaves this episode that he'll have a spot for season 5. Make it work Jack!
December 8, 2007
Grand Theft Auto IV | Trailer Number Three
Mr. GuyTVBlog has massive Game Wood for this third trailer. Check out the High Definition 3rd Trailer now over at Rockstar Games. Or you can watch it on blocky YouTube...
And speaking of out of control vehicles...
Man oh man, first an epic HBO TV show gets the Big Screen treatment, then 1 of the greatest games ever to grace your TV screens gets a third trailer and finally the Matrix brothers bring us the next Big Screen TV show adapation, Speed Racer! Big Weekend for TV related Theatrical Trailers!
And now the retro fun Speed Racer remix song for shits and tight turn giggles. Oh, have even more spark plug grins by playing the track below and the trailer with the trailer volume turned all the way down. Move it GTVB reader, it's getting ugly out there.
December 7, 2007
Sex & The City | The Fucking Hot Movie Teaser!
Sex & The City . High Defintion Theatrical Teaser
Wait, before you click the YouTube blocky version you really should click the High Defintion Theatrical Teaser version and watch it in all its glamours glory. But if you just can't wait, watch it now.
December 6, 2007
Ho! Ho! Ho! HGTV's David Bromstad!
So that's what David looks like when he's giving that special gift down below! [I'm so bad, this post feels like a Perez Hilton post]
I Love Your Show David, keep up the hot, sweaty, beautiful work! Watch Color Splash only on HGTV!
December 5, 2007
Because Everything On TV Is Heading Into Reruns...
Well, not everything, reality shows are all brand new but scripted TV is dying off quick. Anyways, with the strike still in full swing we internet savy folk begin to discover "New TV" such as this short film entitled "Guys Night In". It's worth 7 minutes of your time. Also, the guy in the short with the cut off sleeve shirt is so fucking cute and adorable that I just had to watch.
You know I'm betting he's really a straight as an arrow actor playing someone who's perfectly fine with guys watching him do his business online. His name is Amadeo Nolletti and I can't find any other projects he's done. He's not even listed under IMDB.com. Oh well, at least he did this short film.
Oh I wish I was "George" right now.
December 4, 2007
Project Runway 4 | Ohhh Jack! You've Made My Day
December 3, 2007
Big Brother 9 | Premieres Feb. 12th 9pm!!!
Julie Chen has that "Ahhh Fuck, Gawd Damn It, Shit" look that is absolutely priceless! Actually I'm kinda ready for it and am eager to see the all new muscle jocks walk through the front door and pushed immediately into a swimsuit challenge, even though it is in February they'll make them get nearly naked. They just have to!
And people who hate or can't stand my wall to wall Big Brother coverage... this "winter edition" coverage will all depend on the Writer's Strike and everything else on TV on repeats... If the Writer's Strike continues through the start of BB9 then I'll be covering mostly BB9 but I will also devote at least a few posts a week focusing on other reality shows/TV hotties that have no relation to BB9. I'll figure it all out when February comes.
OH and if season 9 turns out to be some has been F-listed celebs in a house expect less and far less coverage from me on that crappy celebrity season. I'm not about watching them be all P.C. because the cameras are on... WE WANT A HOUSE FULL OF AMBER'S AND NICK'S. Thank you!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:09 AM
December 2, 2007
Are You The VH1's Next Most Smartest Model?
That's right. VH1's newest gay viewer sensation show is asking for you to upload your videos & photos giving you a chance to compete to possibly MAYBE have a chance to get on the next season of America's Most Smartest Model.
So you think you got the book smarts? Do you think you have the looks? Then apply today through the official casting website SmartestModels.com. The male model featured above who has a hell of a chance on getting a casting callback is known as JerseyBrian- but if he was smart he would have named himself JerseyBrain or BrianBrain. Maybe he's not smart enough but perfect for the show.
Oh and if you think you've pretty or smart enough for the show... here's a taste of your competition... Beat that.
Now for some reason this guy I picked to be cast on the show pathetically only has 54 votes... start voting for him! What am I saying. Like your votes matter, VH1 will see him and hopefully call him up for a sit down interview and maybe he'll be on the show. Here's to GuyTVBlog.com's pick steve85, another non creative name. Name yourself Steve8.5 and leave us wondering if that's your I.Q. or your dick size.
And this season's asshole is still VJ. It's so fucking obvious that judge/host Mary Alice is playing favorites for him in the show and would possibly drop to her knees for that asshole to treat her like shit. Fuck VJ and his damn gorgeous body. May his punishment for ruthless behaviour be to spend a night with Mary Alice in her hellish master bedroom.
December 1, 2007
Project Runway 4 | Men, Men & More Men
Since my cable company and I are about to go our separate ways I have continued to miss the newest season of Project Runway on Bravo. DirectTV, here I fucking come [sometime this month]. But until I can see Project Runway I have to watch Project Runway through other blogs, video sites and through the show's own official crappy website- a website who has yet to offer FULL EPISODES of their show for people like me who don't have access to the fucking channel Bravo.
GET WITH IT, PUT FULL EPISODES ON YOUR WEBSITE BRAVO!