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December 20, 2007
An Asshole, A Wealthy Man & A Penis Win
America's Most Smartest Model | Fuck you Mary Alice, you selfish horny self involved all knowing rancid bullshit mouthed bitch, for allowing one major asshole win over another more deserving unAmerican asshole. THE ONLY REASON why VJ won VH1's disappointing reality series is because Mary Alice had a hard on for him the entire show. Her twaty lust for his beautiful body was not well hidden and she practically pronounced her lust for him nearly every episode.
Let's remember Andre started off as the idiot asshole model claiming Models were "Gods" and everyone "wants to be us". Not true. I'd rather be Bill Gates and be filthy rich at the same time or probably Tom Cruise and let being Gay Crazy be loads of "straight" fun.
VJ ended up turning into a bigger twaty asshole as the season progressed and the only ONLY reason why he continued to stay in the competition was because Mary Cunty Alice overlooked everything he was doing and how he wasn't up to par with the other ACTUAL models.
Yes VJ is absolutely gorgeous from the neck down but his mouth and arrogance is what turned nearly every viewer of AMSM off of him and nearly everyone wanted his reality show TV star blood spilt all over the runway. Pure evil he was.
I remember skipping the finale and just heading straight to the VH1 message boards to see who won and pretty much everyone was livid pathetically claiming "I'm no longer watching VH1" and "Fuck VH1".
People, VH1 isn't the problem here, they continue to give us reality show fans great filthy lowish high quailty shows to enjoy, one after the other. [The most recent dud "The Shot" not including in their best of shows category]
I gave my anger towards VJ winning about 2 minutes of hatred and then I moved on. Plus we got to see a preview of Rock of Love 2 and that looks like loads of drunken fun. Yeah! Back to VJ, hey folks, it's not our money that was given to him. I'd like to think Mary Alice whored up the money from the show's sponsor and then gave it to VJ so he would sleep with her to get forward in his career of backstabbing in the not so high fashion world of glamour- Let's face it, VJ will NEVER be a high fashion model, just a Kohl's Sunday paper ad model.
Moving on.
I Love New York 2 | So... this show went down how I wanted it to go. I actually was predicting in my head that New York was going to pick the muscled Buddha because he'd be good for a few fucks before she moved onto I Love New York 3. I also predicted in my head that she wouldn't pick Tailor Made because he was an emotional nut job that made New York look sain plus he was still married during the show and jumping from one relationship to another.
But in the end she opted for filthy rich money attached to a white boy rather than filthy hot sex attached to a beautiful body. I swear VJ and Buddha should do a male twaty reality show, 2 assholes for the price of one.
I'm can't wait for the reunion for this cast. "Pretty" better be there and come out of the closet already 'cause no one is believing he's "straight", you know, like the rest of us [wink!]. I also can't wait to see Buddha and New York insult each other to death. OH! BRING OUT NEW YORK'S MOTHER and let Buddha's mother and The Entertainer's mother got at it all over again, PULL SOME WEAVES OUT!
I really hope Tailor Made gets psycho jealous over New York in the coming months and she leaves him to do yet another season of I Love New York. She ain't built for love so might as well give us season 3, season 4 and season 5: the pregnant years.
Or better yet, let's dip back into the Flava Flav girls and give Pumkin her own dating show. HOLY FUCK NOW THAT WOULD BE A SHOW!
A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila | Does anyone give a shit about this show? I posted the spoiler finale of who she picked a week in advance and still [almost] NO ONE GAVE A SHIT WHO WON HER BISEXUAL HEART! I mean what the fuck?
With rumors and talk of season 2 now casting and catty whispering of her and Bobby not making it work we very few viewers of A Shot At Love can pretty much anticipate a new crop of guys for Season 2 who hopefully will be bisexual as well thus making a show where guys are trying to fuck the straights mixed with the male contestants.
I fuckin' knew she wasn't going to pick a guy the entire season. This whole bisexual bullshit angle was just that, an angle. A gimmic to get us to watch. I would've believe she was bisexual had she told everyone before the show started, I mean why the fuck whore yourself around on magazines and produce raunchy [fun] songs yet suddenly be afraid to come out as someone who enjoys pussy with a side of dick. It doesn't make sense after all the racy raunchy stuff she's done.
She had/has NO interest in pussy- well maybe she had an interest in it for a drunken one night stand but not for a relationship. I just don't believe her. And when season 2 starts filming next year there had better be bisexual guys with bodies to lust for. MTV... BISEXUAL GUYS!
HEY if Mary Cunty Alice can get her way on her show then let us gays get our way, PUT BISEXUAL GUYS ON TILA'S SECOND SEASON, I mean fuck they're all over MySpace declaring their bisexuality to the pc world. She ain't the only one proclaiming that they like the best of both worlds.
I mean come on, let's be real about this. Tila is young, Bobby is young, no one is expecting these 2 to last 60 years. Break the fuck up already and give us season 2.
You know there's a pattern building here. If you're on a dating show featured on VH1 or MTV, you WON'T find love until after season 2.
Ohhh! I can already pictue the excuse Tila can use for looking for love in Season 2. She can say she dumped Bobby because he wouldn't participate in a threesome with 2 guys and her, that he wouldn't play with the guy and suck him off and let him get fucked so she can watch- I bet that's the reason why they'd break up. Nicccceeee!
Posted by guytvblog at December 20, 2007 12:34 AM
Comments
VJ DESERVED to win!!! Go him!! Much better than the self absorbed, skinny, non INTELLIGENT Andre. VJ took advantage of his opportunities. Like its his fault people are going to talk so loud that he can over hear them practicing. It's a competition, get over it.
Posted by: Jason at December 20, 2007 5:35 PM
Oh Jason! The tired ol' "get over it" slogan is produced yet again to make a point.
If you would have read my post carefully you would have noticed I was angry for 2 minutes or so and then I no longer gave a shit.
I stated there were 2 assholes in the end, in my opinion, one became bigger than the other and I'm not the ONLY one who saw VJ as pure evil in a beautiful body.
I have gotten over it but come on, it's a reality show, we invest time in something let me bitch and i'll let you complain. But let's not silence each other.
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at December 20, 2007 6:18 PM
Haha no worries...I was just ranting like you were...not trying to silence you. It was said in the effect of a general "get over i it" ;)
Posted by: Jason at December 23, 2007 9:13 PM
