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January 25, 2008
Make Me A Gay Supermodel | Bravo's Show Gets An Erection
Update: Video has been taken offline. Oh well. Don't watch the show. You're wasting precious hours you could spend towards mutual masturbation with your "straight" friend.
I only watched the newest episode of Bravo's Make Me A Gay Supermodel because a reader emailed me that I should watch it and to write about the "scene". I wasn't sure what he meant so I watched the episode and noticed 2 "scenes". One featuring the straight chaser Ronnie and the straight as a crooked arrow Ben fucking around on a bed. Ben acts as if he's okay with a an openly gay "model" touching his chest, ripping his shirt and almost dry humping his body... without a photographer anywhere in a 10 mile radius.
This straight/gay scene happened at the model's loft and not on a set. Ronnie has even admited on the show that he has a crush on Ben. Now get this, Ben is married! To a woman!!! It pisses me off to see Ronnie go after Ben because I believe Ben to be straight as a crooked arrow with NO interest in Ronnie between the sheets. Ronnie, let him go.
The other scene that caught my queer eye was some pretend makeout session for a photo shoot that involved some stringy hair fugly model interacting with some K-fed looking fugly model. Their pay for gay chemistry was pretty hot though. They did give me an erection, mostly because they licked each other and were pretty aggressive on the set. I will also make it known that the Ben and Ronnie scene gave me an erection. A hard as steel one.
Oh and later in the episode Ronnie acts all concerned about Ben's photoshoot with some female model and how sexual it was and if he is "amperhensible" with talking to his wife. Ben defends his actions by saying he didn't "catch wood" and how he didn't get "into it in the sexual sense..." Um.. okay. I just see Ronnie trying to be a bitch and get Ben and his wife having problems so he can move in and drop to his knees. Just leave Ben alone Ronnie.
The overall episode still reeks of crap and deserves to be cancelled midway through, even though it probably won't be. At least a few moments of erection viewing material was worth the overall wasted hour. I really hate this show. I really do. You may love it but I can't stand it.
VH1, give us America's Most Smartest Model 2 already!
Posted by guytvblog at January 25, 2008 12:13 AM
