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January 31, 2008
The Gauntlet 3 | Episode Karma Hates Tyler & Nehemiah
So the episode starts off with Nehemiah and his very public rant towards Beth about her behaviour towards him on the last challenge as well as this current challenge. He really could have been a MAN about things and took Beth to the side and told her in private but he CHOSE to embarrass her in a public forum where NUMBNUTS Evan and incredibly worthless Kenny [I had to actually go back to the episode to find out this fucker's name, I couldn't remember it!] felt the need to clap in front of both Beth and Nehemiah as she gets talked down to by Nehemiah of all people. I mean who the fuck are these 2 jackasses, Kenny and Evan, they aren't even actual cast members, they were a desperate attempt at getting new "fresh meat" into the casts because other actual RW/RR cast members choose not to return to these shows.
And get this. Now Nehemiah is "kicking it" with an even bigger bitch that just happens to be named "Angel". Remember how much of a skank she was on the worst season of Road Rules that was ever created? Yeah... you've really stepped UP from Beth Nehemiah... Idiot.
The next challenge had to do with getting screwed and the vets ended up winning. They decided to save the crazy ass Brooke to which Brooke told the cameras she figured it was her new found lesbian love Ev who helped her get immunity this week. The veterns ended up putting in Jillian, I know right, who the fuck is that?!?! She then chose to go into the gauntlet with ANGEL!!!
Take that Nehemiah. After the guantlet challenge that had the girls going back and forth with some contraption Jillian ended up pushing Angel into a wall thus sending Angel home. Ohhh the look on Nehemiah's face was priceless. That's what you get for fucking with Beth. For some reason Karma is Beth's best friend. It was fun to watch Angel get sent home but she wasn't that big of a bitch as I hoped she would be. I figured her and Coral would go at it but they never did.
Last night we got 2 episodes so here we go again. Tyler starts it off with his new found lust for TV whore Ryan. Apparently Ryan isn't Tyler's type but he just wants him sexually. Ryan is not too thrilled at Tyler's new found erection toward him and basically turns Tyler down. Ryan actually enjoys not letting Tyler get what he wants. Ryan admits that they can make out when they are drunk but when they are sober that it won't go any further. Um... okay.
The next challenge has to do with pulling ropes and putting blocks of wood into other pieces. I know, crappy horrible challenge that was a waste of air time. Guess what, yep, the Veterns won AGAIN! This time our hunky, every so dreamy show host TJ threw in a curve ball before the veterns could deliberate. A new added rule was announced and that was no player can be "protected" twice in a row.
The veterns are forced to do something they hate to do. Think! They ended up saving Tyrie and with much love vetern player Johnny "Beefy" Banana sent Tyler into the Gauntlet. You see Johnny explained he is still very much angry that on their last challenge, The Duel, Tyler had the choice of going into the duel with any person and Tyler chose Johnny for some fucked up reason. Now Johnny got to have his revenge by sending in Tyler.
Apparently Johnny had some a good time announcing Tyler's demise that Tyler took it personally and went after Johnny, verbally that is. Tyler is "so angry" at the way "they" went about naming him to go into the Guantlet. Please, Tyler is Queen Bee at being a male cunt to everyone but when it happens to him it was just "rude".
Tyler goes to Johnny to tell him that he "needs the money" more than anyone else. The Tyler blow up got even bigger when he goes to most of the other team and starts announcing that he needs the money and pretty much hinting for him not to be sent into the gauntlet anymore. His Real World cast member Janelle even got into by adding her 2 cents.
Tyler hates the fact that everyone is against him on this. At the gauntlet the rookie team must decide who to throw into the gauntlet because Tyler won't make the decision. MAN UP Tyler and demand Ryan to go into the gauntlet!!! I mean what the fuck?!?!
It seems Tyler didn't want to make the decision but makes it clear through certain cast members his agenda is to get the beautiful Frank into the gauntlet and his wish is granted. After a tiring, sweaty guantlet Frank sends Tyler home.
Karma took care of Angel and Tyler and as a viewer I'm happy. Next up I want to see Evan and Kenny get dealt with. I am so fucking loving this new season.
Posted by guytvblog at January 31, 2008 12:05 AM
Comments
Thanks for the excellent screencaps. Do you happen to have any of Frank in the Gauntlet? His ass was looking really good. Tyler's leaving early is a boost for gay people everywhere. He is such an ass. Maybe you should cut Ryan some slack. I think most gay guys would sleep with Davis, given the chance!
Posted by: Dan at January 31, 2008 9:30 AM
Remember back when Ryan, our TV fame whore, was on a challenge with Road Rules Gay alumni Shane back on the Fresh Meat challenge... well Shane made it pretty clear on the show itself that Ryan was there because of him, wanting to be a camera whore and Shane continued to paint a horrible picture of Ryan throughout the show. In that challenge Ryan was Tyler and Shane was Ryan. Shane told the cameras that he would never be with Ryan.
And when I saw a preview for this new challenge where Ryan made some comment, "All of American wants to see this" proves he's TV fame whore who is getting his wish for 15 minutes of MTV fame.
I'll try to ease up on Ryan...
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at January 31, 2008 1:05 PM
Tyler is so self absorbed. He showed his true colors when saying about Ryan, "He's really not my type. I mean after all, he's a waiter!".
What an egotistical snob! He gives gay men a bad name.
Posted by: Allen at February 1, 2008 3:45 AM
