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February 6, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Another 2 Gay Guys This Season!

Okay. So this season TV Guide was the first to reveal the houseguests along with the show title, Big Brother 9: 'Til Death Do Us Part and there's been a television spot announcing something about "Soul Mates". Are they all on blind dates from TV hell?

The ENTIRE cast, minus one 45 year old female former model, is in their twenties! Yes, their fucking 20's. Not one hot older man for me to call "Daddy"? Damn it!

It seems everyone is paired up with everyone. The reason I say this is because there are only 7 females in the house and 9 dicks in the house. If 7 are to be paired up with 7 that leaves 2 guys out in the cold. Are these 2 guys on a gay blind date... FROM TV HELL?!?!

Well one gay guy is confirmed. Joshuah's MySpace profile says it all boys. He's listed himself as "Bi" which in MySpace world means Super Gay. On his probably last entry before entering the world of Big Brother he writes:

"It's true! Im on Big Brother 9. I love this game and I hope I can bring a lot of entertainment for all of you. I am a very active and energetic guy that loves to go out and have a good time. I love to meet new people and make new friends. This will be a very interesting 3 1/2 months... I hope you have a great time watching!"

3 and a half months?!?! Did they extend the normal 3 months?!?! Is this why they are offering 14 free days on the Real Networks live feed accounts and then requesting that you pay up for 3 more months of Live Feed entertainment?!?! Holy Shit that's alot of Big Brother.

Joshuah's top friend "TDK" writes in his oh so very private MySpace account "BIG BROTHER 9 #1 FAN - VOTE FOR JOSH!!!" Um... TDK, what the hell are we voting in regards to Josh?!?! Is this another American's Vote clue Josh's top friend already knows that we don't?!?! Are we voting someone out!?!?!

As for Alex, the DJ guy, he's straight as confirmed by his "officially crappy" MySpace fan site. Who else is there that could be a match for Joshuah...

Oh WAIT! 2 GAY GUYS AGAIN THIS SEASON! Neil, 29 years old, is our 2nd Gay Houseguest!!! He's super hot and super latino! No where on his MySpace profile does he list himself or talk about himself being gay but his photo albums feature endless amounts of photos showcasing gay guys, gay bars with guys dancing on bars, pictures with Perez Hilton AND pictures of Perez Hilton LICKING NEIL, there's pictures of a drag queen with a monster sized ass, Neil happily lets a Halloween dressed Jack Sparrow kiss him... on the cheek, there's also a photo of a super hot "Rodrigo" bartender at a gay-ish halloween party- You know what, after viewing 168 of his New York photos this guy is Super Thrilled To Be Gay. Or Maybe he's "Bi" too.

Yeah for us gay fans! Crossing my sticky fingers for a blow job scandal this year! Blow Job Scandal Gate 2008!!!!

I'm excited. The cast is beautiful and the house is so fucking ugly that it all balances out. Yes I'll say it again, this year's house is utterly disgusting. Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of the woods... or Deliverance! Where's our Pink Princess Palace that Janelle always wanted?!?!

And so sorry Lesbians, better luck next year if you want to see a pair of hot lesbians trapped inside a fugly house. No L Word Meets Big Brother...

Update: It's OFFICIAL. 2 Gay Guys IN THE MUTHA FUCKIN' HOUSE! CBS.com's official site for the show has confirmed in print that they are both infact GAY but not "Super Gay" as I have written. Joshuah's Official Profile. Niel's Official Profile

Uh oh! Jacob is the Bible worshiper. He's going to have to deal with 2 gay men in the house! Please be crazy for the Lord Jacob, please!!!! I knew Matt was going to be an epic douche bag as he prides himself at being the "biggest liar" in the house. He was also on Fear Factor Couples Edition way back when and apparently his bitch of an ex likes to "hook up" with him or flirt with other guys to piss him off. I expect she's in the house but I'm not sure. His ex on that Fear Factor show is not on the cast, her name is Jacki.

OH MY GOD, they are all connected as usual. James, the "idiot" douche bag was once "engaged" to an older woman. That makes sense because the only older woman in the house is a 45 year old former model, Sheila... AND GUESS WHAT, she "recently broke up with her boyfriend". Hmmmmm... another season of connected houseguests. FUCK!

And as for the house, OH DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE HOUSE TOUR! It's vomit woods glam. It reminds of Season 3's decor. Dull, bland and depressing. Where's the Pink Palace everyone can fuck in?

Oh shit, they have horrible sofa beds in one bedroom. That's depressingly funny. Oh no, they replaced the gym room with a crappy spa room that has a bed, a massage table, some crappy foot thing to put your feet in with some more vomit decor on the walls. But I don't see lube anywhere... not yet at least. No bowl full of condoms Big Brother?

Whhaaaa? The classic fish are gone! Something else is in its place, some kind of four legged creature that has tubes it can run around in. For shame Big Brother, for shame on this fishless house!

Update: GuyTVBlog.com fans over the past 2 years are well aware of my very public idea for a season of Big Brother. I've always wanted a Couples Edition. It is the month of February... 2 contestants from this year, one being the beefy hairy Ryan, is connected with another female houseguest... does this mean someone over at Big Brother world finally read my posts and have presented us with a HOLY FUCKING HOT COUPLES EDITION?!?!

In my post I wanted "2 Married couples, one pair younger and the other pair older. A Dating couple. A Gay or Lesbian couple. A Divorced couple. 2 Single players put on the most public Blind Date EVER. And finally an Engaged couple." I wanted SEX in the house! GAY SEX!

Couples house, Please Cum True!

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Oh yeah, if you see the tiny, little pink picture just featured above in the cast picture, well that's James. Apparently this guy thinks he's fucking hilarious. If I wanted a comdian in the house I'd want Vincent Oshana in the mutha fuckin He ouse!

Posted by guytvblog at February 6, 2008 12:50 AM

Comments

josh's myspace page...
http://www.myspace.com/joshuahwelch1

great guy...from dallas.

go josh!!!!

Posted by: brian at February 6, 2008 4:32 AM

Neil is Hot-- I'm hoping for some gay lovin' too!

I looked at the pics-- instead of the fish tank it looks like a home for hamster's. Could those at CBS/Big Brother really be looking at the BB sites this year. We got your fab couples idea and besides your site, I always go to Hamsterwatch.com and jokers for my Big Brother news. Did they give us a little wink to those who love BB.


Okay Neil officially got me excited for BB9. I was looking forward to it, but wasn't excited about the commitment after the Donato's soured me on BB this past summer. Let''s just hope the only Dicks we see are from hotties

As always-- thanks for the great info on BB

Posted by: BHcolin at February 6, 2008 4:50 AM

Go Josh! We're rooting for ya!

Posted by: Anonymous at February 6, 2008 3:30 PM

I hope we get some action from Neil & Joshuah this season! Hook up...please!!

Posted by: Kris at February 7, 2008 7:47 AM

Do they pick these guys from the same Mattel warehouse that gave us Mitt and the Romney Barbiebois?

Posted by: gregory brown at February 7, 2008 8:29 AM

Josh is nice, but bleh neil, Matt has my vote,

Posted by: Jeptha69 at February 8, 2008 5:49 PM

Oh, Neil has a nice meaty, incredible edible ass too! HAWT.

Posted by: dwight at February 13, 2008 4:29 AM