The Premiere: They all move in. The Couples are as follows. Parker & Jen. Allison & Ryan, Amanda & Alex, Joshuah & Neil, Adam and Sheila, Jacob and Sharon, James and Chelsia. Sheila basically self destructed in the house and quickly became the nagging "Ma" bitch of the house. She and Adam hate each other and in a HOH comp Parker and Jen won. The show ends.

Day 5: Parker and Jen are in the room upstairs and they, well Parker is talking down to Jen in front of Alex and that big breasted Natalie. It seems the secret is out and everyone knows of Jen and Ryan being boyfriend and girlfriend in the house. Parker seems to have "woken" people up some night ago and people are upset with Parker's "arrogant" behaviour since winning HOH.

Parker wants "Mom & Pop" out of the house, that would be Sheila. Alex and Parker are both upset with Jen because it seems Ryan and Allison are the true targets this week and the alliance in the HOH room that consists of Natalie, Matt, Alex, Jen, Amanda and Parker. The whole HOH discussion is to get Ryan and Allison out over Moms and Pops.

Alex is talking on his alliance's behalf telling Jen that Ryan & Allison ARE GOING UP for nomiation for eviction.

Oh no! Does this mean Super Gay Neil and Gaisexual Joshuah are on the other end of the house?!?! What?!?! And get this, Jacob and Sharon are OUT of the house! They are the first couple eliminated from the game...

But here's what's odd. Check those big mirrors out in the living room. Is that a secret room where Jacob and Sharon have been moved to?!?! Are couples going to come back into the house!?!? Only time will tell.

Back to this HOH alliance, Jen just said that she would protect anyone in this alliance if her boyfriend was up against anyone in her HOH alliance. Parker continues to talk down to Jen and she bites back demanding he not do that and that he's "not better than her". Parker is also upset now that the Jen/Ryan secret is out because he believes Allison and himself are "fucked" because the house wants to go after Jen/Ryan.

Ohhh Neil and Joshuah are known as "The Boys". And it is revealed by Parker that if both he and Jen don't come to an agreement on who to nominate that they are given a penalty nomination.... What?

Later Jen and Ryan head downstairs in the bathroom. She gives an angry Ryan the idea that Parker yelled at her, made her cry and now Ryan wants to do some damage to Parker. But minutes later Ryan tells Jen that he won't "go off" on Parker. Parker and Ryan end up having a calm exchange of words about how the house is divided and how Parker acts like he "runs the show". Great another house divided in what... five fucking days!

Outside Parker continues to be pissed with Allison about being paired up with a couple. There's alot of "fuck you big brother" already from Parker. Adam comes out as Allison goes inside to find a "fuck her" comment about Jen. Parker is so fucking angry. "Fucking bitch as been fucking fake the entire show" says Parker to Adam outside.

James "fucking swears" there are at least 2 more couples in the house. Yeah! Joshua walks by James, Matt and Chelsia on the living room couch to tell them that they don't like to "ganged" up by the rest of the house. Joshuah say he "speaks for my group" meaning the other side of the house.

Joshuah starts to cry saying he and Neil are "left out" all the time. Neil joins a crying Joshua and here comes Parker and they have it out in a small argument. More people gather around as The Boys, more so Neil,

Everyone is getting close to flat out drunk, Amanda is almost there talking to Ryan in his face but no confrontational, Allison is almost drunk, Neil is very touch feely with Matt. There's beer and wine all over the house.

In the Spa room Parker continues to bitch to Natalie and Joshuah about how he would rather go home and leave now. He's not really leaving because who would leave. In the living room is on a rant to Jen and Amanda that he Parker "better watch his mouth" around Jen and not "disrespect my girl". Jen wants Ryan to keep his hands to himself but Ryan doesn't know what he's going to do.

Amanda is now figuring out that a "twist" is coming because of the amount of time in the house. Jen reveals that they were told by BB that the show may last as long as 3 months and that it could end early meaning Jen would have to expect to be away from her life for up to 3 months.... Interesting.

Amanda is telling Joshuah now that "they want to start over" on a new slate meaning the alliance that was already created is over to some degree.

Hmm... Did Alex and Amanda win HOH? Still trying to figure that out. Yes they did, they are the new HOH. Later outside Ryan and Parker had an exchange of not so nice words, it seems Parker is trying to egg Ryan on to hit him.

Ohhh Chelsia and Matt are talking in the pink bedroom. Matt is letting Chelsia know that he is not fine with his partner Natalie wanting to touch him and cuddle him all the time. This predictable behaviour only shows us that Matt and Chelsia WILL BE THE NEW couple in the house as they are clearly interested in each other.

Minutes later Matt tells Amanda and Alex that Natalie wants "love" and wants "babies" with him. In the blue bedroom Parker and Jen are trying to work things out and talk calmly about how things are going in the house.

Jen finds out that Parker has called her a "bitch" and a "dumbass" on "national TV" and starts to cry. Parker is sorry and gets up to console her. It seems they are working things out so no fight between Parker and Ryan tonight. DAMN IT! After she finishes crying they both forgive each other. DAMN IT!

Amanda joins them and reveals that she doesn't trust Allison. Parker goes to look for Ryan to talk to him and smooth things out between them two- BORINGGGG! Oh Jen just revealed that she told Allison about her relationship with Ryan in the house!

Later Matt gets called to the Diary Room and yells out on his way "Matt, will you please give me a blow job" in his best Big Brother announcer voice. Funny guy!

Alex and Amanda head inside to go to bed leaving The Boys, Sheila and Chelsia outside. But before Amanda walks in Joshuah encourages her to do a catwalk and then she heads inside. NOW the outside group gets catty talking about Amanda and how she will do anything, like a catwalk, to get on TV. Bitch Scratch Fever!

Episode 2: Adam announces he works with "retards" and when Sheila calls him out on it he comes back with how he works with them all day and can them anything he wants. Wow. Oh damn, Jacob turns out to be the biggest douche bag of them all! He wants to "stir stuff up" because he likes to "turn the chicken up", whatever that means.

Jacob gets sent home after starting shit up with Parker who was the HOH of that week. IDIOT. Later Jen and Ryan reveal their couple secret to Parker but who gives a shit, BORING. And it turns out Parker & Jen were not the first actual HOH couple but the 1st Stupid Power Couple. They had a chance winning back to back power by competing in the 1st HOH comp, where season 8 couple Jessica and ErPrick hosted, yet lost to Amanda & Alex. Eric still had his annoying eyebrow lift face quirk.

Day 6: Josh has made it known that he wants to have sex in the house and he would be having sex if his "boyfriend" was in the house, had he had one. Matt has once again told Amanda that he wants her to get it through to Natalie that he doesn't like her or wants to be in any kind of sexual relationship with her. It seem she's afraid to do it himself so he continues to use other women to do it.

Matt was also talking with Parker and Allison in the pink bedroom about the prize money. It seems he figures that in the end 2 people can't win the money because they can't split it the prize money. So now one wonders if a couple makes it the end and suddenly become the final 2 with the jury giving the money to only one or will this couple twist end sometime in the middle of the game.

The HOH alliance from the day before seems to be still intact even though Amanda had been going around the house yesterday announcing all alliances were broken. Amanda and Alex, current HOH's, plan to put up Ryan and Allison against Jen and Parker. They are trying to get Sheila and Adam to vote how they want and Sheila agrees to doing that but then minutes later goes to tell Ryan that she's voting to keep them in once he goes up on the block... Oh Sheila Sheila Dumbass Sheila... already lying your ass off?

Ohhh Shit. Ryan and Jen are fighting now. It seems Jen expects Ryan to leave this week so she can play and win the game. The day before Ryan gave off the idea that he didn't give a shit about the game but now Jen is getting ideas planted in her head, by Chelsia, that Ryan is using people in the house to get her out before him. She confronts him, he denies, they argue a bit and she is running to Amanda to not be put up against her boyfriend but who knows if Jen has any power in this house.

Nominations are about to happen. It's official. Jen & Parker and up against Ryan & Allison. Amanda is telling both Jen & Parker that if HOH gets POV that they will pull them off the block and if Ryan & Allison get POV that Sheila and Adam will go up. Jen is starting to get into paranoid mode asking Amanda a million questions about what if this and what if that- Holy shit, just wait until something happens when it happens. HOLY SHIT.

Matt enters the room and promises Jen & Parker his vote and also reveals he doesn't trust Sheila. "Reality my ass, it's still scripted" says Matt when he reveals that during the nomination ceremony the producers wanted the cast around the table to sit still and "shut up" so they can get tense shots of everyone. Then they talk about the diary room sessions and Jen reveals how they are once again trying to put words in her mouth.

Oh GAWD, Jen is being a vindicitve bitch by carefully turning Parker and Matt against her own boyfriend by egging them on how suddenly her boyfriend Ryan wants to play and how she got him here and how she wants it more. Tsk Tsk Tsk BITCH.

Sometime much later Allison is in the blue boat room talking with James and Chelsia and working on getting them angry towards the HOH alliance, I call them this because they have yet to title themselves a proper name. James just called Jen "a fucking bitch" because Allison just told them that Jen is throwing Ryan under the bus by telling Shelia, who hates racists, that Ryan is racist. Either Jen really said that or Allison is taking the place of Shit Starter Jacob. Allison leaves.

James is still after the notion that a third mystery couple who knows each other outside the game is still in the house. He then fucks with Chelsia saying it is him and Neil, to which she believes, but then he laughs saying he's fucking with her. Chelsia goes on to admit she's a "bitch" and that Amanda doesn't like her and that she doesn't like her back.

I knew it, Chelsia is such a bitch as I predicted. She's already talking trash about Amanda... JEALOUS MUCH tramp? Chelsia, for almost 10 minutes now, has been harping on Amanda and her dumb she is and how Amanda wants Parker... oh shit bitch, stop talking and do something like the classic quote "WIN A HOH and do something about it". James then reveals he's in debt for 30-40 thousand dollars.

Oh I hope Chelsia uses that against him later in the game and makes James cry. James starts to talk about how he was at a bar and that's how he got into the casting process for the show. He also makes it known that maybe if he doesn't win he's here for another purpose, meaning a relationship with a girl. It's obvious he wants Chelsia sexually and maybe emotionally. Gross.

Upstairs in the HOH room Alex and Amanda talk about how Amanda has to work certain people in the house, flirting more with Adam and being nice to Sheila. Matt is up there with them and they discuss all the possibilities of either couple coming off the block. Later Amanda leaves and both boys talk about how annoying Amanda's voice is and how if they don't both win it will be because of their partners.

Just before they both leave the HOH room they trash Amanda's personality in the house, her voice yet again and how Alex hates that she shows herself off all the time. HATERS. Why is everyone hating on Amanda, she's my favorite female houseguest this year!

BREAKING NEWS: Neil and Joshuah share their first kiss and Neil is taken out of the game! Read all about here on GuyTVBlog.com by clicking here!

Day 7: Parker is back to hating on Jen, his partner in the game. Parker admits that he and Jen made up last night but now he's just hatin' on Jen to Amanda and everyone else in his alliance. He hopes that there is a point where they will "break up" like couples do and that he hopes to win HOH to then put her up on the block.

As for Sharon, the replacement houseguest for Neil, she's ANNOYING AS FUCK. SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. She goes on and on and on and on about the same shit. She talks forever and never drops a subject. Oh my God, I wish Jacob was back in the house to cause more trouble. DAMN IT!

Oh yeah Sharon did reveal that she and Jacob were set up in a hotel and had no access to internet, her cell phone and was cut from the outside world. So... this reveals that the show planned on bringing back houseguests meaning whoever leaves this week may not be gone from the show!

Oh. My. God. Jen and Ryan had sweaty beefy sex in the bathroom! Parker knocks on the door and hears them, makes a comment and then both of them laugh. Also Parker makes a "suicide" comment that pushes Amanda to the brink of erupting in anger because her father committed suicide.

Alex and Amanda are fighting today, something about him calling her a bitch and her not wanting to be with someone who doesn't believe in the bible and something about James and Alex not believing in God?!?! In other news Parker continues to be the most depressing houseguest that ever played as he continues to bitch and moan about how he is screwed in this game and continues to talk shit about Jen behind her back. BORING Parker. You become a better player and make this situation work for you.

Oh wait, I get what he's doing, he's trying to make everyone feel sorry for him thus taking the target off his back... not going to work!

Valentine's Day in the BB house has been boring so far. Joshuah has not been seen as much in the house on the day after Neil was taken out of the game. Well Alex and Amanda, current HOH's, are just not getting along at all. She's tired of him and Alex is under the impression that Parker and Amanda either know each other or are interested sexually into each other.

Apparently James is starting shit in the house bringing up his MASTERMIND thoughts that there are more people in the house that know each other. He just can't let it go and has to keep pushing his ideas on the house. Parker and James have it out in the backyard over some misunderstanding, it's just a mess in the house.

I get it. Parker is pissed because his partner has someone in the house that she knows thus making them huge targets in the house. He's hoping Ryan & Allison leaves thus taking the target off his back but now James or someone has put it out there that Parker and Amanda know each other and this puts another target on Parker's back.

In short James made a comment to Alex about there's more to the puzzle meaning more couples know each other and then Alex went to Amanda and told her what James said and somehow she came to the conclusion that James is trying to make new targets in the house. Alex keeps apologizing to James about his partner going off on everyone and trying to be the all around good guy while Parker and Amanda get labeled as nuts in the house. Crazy house and confusing.

Later Amanda and Alex finally work out their differences, she cries, he apologizes yet gets defensive and then apologizes again. Amanda gets Alex to realize that the game he is playing is hurtful to her. They also agree that they want Matt & Natalie in the finals and wouldn't mind seeing Parker & Jen leave this week or later in the game.

Alex also makes it known in front of Parker that if Parker and Amanda have feelings for each other that he won't be standing in the way. He also says in a cocky manner to Amanda that she and him won't be having sex or having any kind of romantic relationship in the house, as if this hurts Amanda's feelings.

Alex has also decided to "play" Joshuah and get Joshuah's sexual interest in him to work in his favor. Will Joshuah see through Alex's intentions and call him out on it or will Alex become Joshuah's new bottom butt boy?

Man, Alex is getting alot of attention today. Matt even commented to Amanda how "good looking" Alex is. Hmmm...

Later Alex and Amanda come out of the Diary Room to tell everyone that POV is indeed back this year and will be played like last year but of course with a twist, the fireplace came on and interrupted the feeds so we didn't find out what kind of little twist has been added. Something to do with them playing as couples.

Eight people will still play for POV. The 2 nominate couples, the couple HOH and one other couple chosen at random. I get the sense that POV will be played ALOT this season.

Oh Shit. Here we go. In the kitchen a few of the housguests are sitting and talking, having a good time. The new shit starter of the house, James, elludes to the fact that he and Chelsia are brother and sister when asked if they are by Amanda. Amanda freaks the fuck out and starts yelling and stomping around with Matt saying how they called it and she heads outside and yells angrily how this secret has been revealed and how James and Chelsia are going up on the block and leaving the house. Outside is Joshuah and Sharon. By the way Joshuahs "hates" Amanda.

Now Amanda isn't joking. She's fucking serious and freaking the fuck out. She's pissed. Back inside it is revealed that James was starting shit and Amanda looks like an idiot. A Dumanda. Amanda heads back inside.

James comes outside and starts hearing Joshuah's hatred for Amanda. Adam jumps in agreeing he hates Amanda. Ryan joins in on the hatred as Sharon watches and announces she's good with everyone. Damn Sharon can NEVER tell Amanda what is being said by Joshuah because they are partnered up together and she could go home again because of an idiot douche bag. James heads inside to confront Amanda after being told that she wasn't threatening to put them up on the block.

Amanda gets confronted by James with Chelsia by his side who is unhappy how James is handling this confrontation. Amanda back tracks saying the shit James started earlier with her and Parker pissed her off and she felt that James' secret was out and that she finally had something on him. Matt is by Amanda's side and starts sticking up for her telling James to calm the fuck down but finds out about Amanda's useless threat that James and Chelsia were going up on the block this week and taken out.

Amanda heads outside and talks with the outside group about Chelsia and James being brother and sister. Joshuah suggests for them to be forced to make out and if they are related that they will be arrested because it's against the law... WHAT?!?!

Matt goes to the blue boat room to talk to James to get on his good side. He apologizes to him and tries to make things cool. Matt is working the friendship with everyone angle. Good boy! Matt leaves and in comes Chelsia who's pissed with James about spreading the rumor that there's another couple who knows each other in the house.

Chelsia basically wants to know James just didn't just answer their question that wouldn't have led to all this incest bullshit but James feels like Amanda was hounding him for answers and figured if he really told her where he was born that he was automatically lying. This is a GREAT cast and I LOVE IT! James then admits that he has a crush on Chelsia.

Allison comes in to help spread the Amanda hate and wants this couple to compete for POV if they are chosen to play to take her and Ryan off the block.

Later Alex and Amanda head upstairs to go to be early in the HOH room and Alex admits now that he is jealous and "likes" Amanda. But before they can get into a conversation the doorbell goes off. It's Parker. Minutes later Matt comes into the HOH room and reveals what Allison has been telling everyone.

Matt basically tells Alex and Amanda that Ryan & Allison believe they are staying, winning HOH, winning next week's POV and then backdooring Alex and Amanda... Once Parker hears this he wants to be taken off if Alex or Amanda wins POV to make sure Ryan & Allison goes home.

Matt believes Allison is cocky whereas Allison downstairs believes the Good Looking alliance is too cocky.

Later Alex and Amanda are in the HOH room alone, finally, and share their first sensual kiss. And their second. And their third. Alex also has his first kiss with Amanda's cleavage!