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February 25, 2008
Big Brother 9 | James Kisses Joshuah, Shows Off Erection!
Big Brother 9 houseguests had a fucking wild night. Here's the quickish recap. Natalie and Chelsia wanted to put on a strip show for the houseguests. Joshuah wanted to be included and all there were in the HOH room getting "their hair did" and putting their fun whore-ish make up done. Joshuah even talked about "giving something for the girls" in their strip show.
Once they head downstairs Natalie and Chelsia compete for fake money and do everything that can either be described as "nasty" to "disgusting" to "fuckin' hawt" to "wicked hawt". These 2 are kissing, rubbing their breasts on faces, at one point Chelsia slaps Ryan on the face, Joshuah dry humps Chelsia on the ass as if he was pounding her asshole, both ladies go topless but pathetically attempt to cover their nipples with the fake money and/or their hands, Chelsia slaps Natalie's covered pussy, good GAWD it was borderline Showtime soft porn... wait it WAS Showtime Soft Porn.
Then somehow the strip show ends with Natalie winning and then a HOH key is thrown into the pool. It took less than a minute before everyone minus Amanda, Sheila and Alex are in the heated pool, some naked- JAMES!, and less than a minute later both Chelsia and Natalie are kissing. Right after that everyone starts kissing everyone in the pool, except Ryan, who's trying to stay faithful to his girlfriend Jen who just recently got evicted.
Now it isn't caught on the Sho2 After Dark airing but I did see it on the live feeds when James went for the kiss with Joshuah! Well first it was Chelsia screaming she wanted to kiss a "gay" guy and then Natalie quickly followed and then he had a three way kiss with both of the girls that then lead to Joshuah kissing James!!!
After several kisses between various different houseguests the pool party was strongly encouraging Matt to kiss Joshuah. He would only push his muscled body into Joshuah's body and kiss Joshuah's neck but NOT HIS LIPS. James started in on Matt about "if you're a real man you would kiss him" speech but Matt wouldn't budge.
Then James gets out of the pool with a HUGE ERECTION and heads for the sliding glass doors to get Amanda, Allison and Sheila. They want NO part in the fun outside and wish to remain inside. James then comes running back with his LARGE AS FUCK erection swaying back and forth slapping his thick thighs. He then jumps into the pool and his hard dick slaps his stomach as he splashs in. Matt started laughing because all he saw was a giant dick about to hit his face when James jumped in.
Finally the kiss fest ended and people started going inside to shower and clean up. James, who now suddenly feels he can kiss nearly any woman in the house, goes up to Sharon to kiss her on the couch in the bathroom. She turns her head and laughs but cleary is not into James making out with her whenever he wants. Next up James heads for the hallway to try to kiss Amanda who covers her mouth in shock and is pushed back into the wall by James who stands there puzzled another girl in the house DOESN'T want to kiss him.
He then says "I'm not going to give you HIV through the mouth" that leads her to run away towards the kitchen. Everyone laughs of course but James the porn star is out of control thanks to his always erect dick and blue balls.
Amanda then was called into the Diary Room to tell the houseguests to all get ready to come into the Diary Room together to talk about what happened tonight. I'm expecting this to air on the show... Really CBS? You're going to air this? Well, they DID air the footage of Zach streaking last year to the pool so this tonight makes last year look like a kid's afternoon show!
Oh GAWD, Amanda and Sheila inform Natalie that her "butthole" was showing during the strip show and they saw it and probably the cameras- THANK GOD I DIDN'T! Natalie's response... "OH no!" and "Once you've seen one butthole you've seen them all".
Allison then says James is like "seriously a good kisser" in agreement with the rest of the house. Sheila wants to kiss James and tells him that but James has told the other guys behind her back that her breathe stinks and reeks.
Then James admits that he tried to masturbate in the shower but once the camera positioned to get a better shot of him jerking off he stopped. WHAT THE FUCK? Why? James stands outside with Adam and Ryan and asks "So... what's next... I ready to see some pounding- I want to watch someone FUCK dude". LOL! And then James talks about how he has "all these Trojans I've got to use" before he leaves. WHAT?
Now in the couch bedroom Natalie, Matt, Alex, Ryan and Sharon get an STD course and prevention speech from Amanda that causes Matt to say "my boy had it and he had to get these things burned off his wee wee". Amanda is prudiesh for a fucking reason, she knows her shit about STD's and people are not willing to listen but more so make fun of her.
Sho2 After Dark ends with a debate about STD's and Genital herpes and HIV with Amanda being aggresively made to look like an idiot by the people who are listening to her. Everyone has their own points in the argument based on their own personal experiences yet Amanda is just either wrong or doesn't have the correct information even though she works in the medical field and claims to take courses on these type of matters.
Posted by guytvblog at February 25, 2008 12:53 AM
Comments
Did you guys see in the hot tub they were talking about James' big cock and they said you should do porn etc...then they asked would you do gay porn and he said oh I don't know, i'm just interested in biking, biking is my thing now and then Matt said you should bike to each state and make a porn. I cannot wait til they get out of the house and find out that guess what....James did gay porn already!!! I fucking love it.
Posted by: Mykull at February 25, 2008 2:56 PM
I think you guys made that shit up about James and Josh kissing because I've looked for videos all over the place and can't find any that show that.
Posted by: Chris at March 3, 2008 6:23 PM
Well Chris I guess since you can't find video it MUST NOT be true!
Look Chris, when James and Joshuah get out of the house, in fact, when you run into anyone that was part of that pool kiss fest, they WILL tell you that Joshuah and James kissed. They WILL tell you that because it did happen.
Can't wait to see the smile on your face when they REVEAL it to you!
Posted by: Mr. GuyTVBlog at March 3, 2008 6:55 PM
