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February 28, 2008

Big Brother 9 | Joshuah & Allison Turn Into Immature Brats

Here's what happened in a nut sac shell. Joshuah went off on Allison and now he and her are at each other's throats hating each other to no end. Joshuah is ordered to stay 5 feet away from her AT ALL TIMES because he supposely swung his HOH key at her and threatened her life by slicing her throat, something like that.

Later in the middle of the night they get into it again near the hot tub and it ends with her blowing him a kiss and him calling her a "cunt". When she's in bed he is in the kitchen with Natalie and Adam and grabs Allison's food bowl and takes some "whore red" nail polish so he can deface her bowl with some comments that he knows will hurt her. "-6", "No Tit" and "Ass".

He then takes her houseguest key and wipes it between his chunky sweaty ass cheeks and I think on his sweaty nut sac balls. He puts it back in its slot on the picture wall while Natalie and Adam laugh watching him to do this.

Joshuah even puts the bowl in the middle of the kitchen round table as a "center piece" so Allison can see it when she wakes up in the morning. Sometime later in the night he is bragging in the HOH about what he's done and grabs the bowl again to add more stuff to it. But then Big Brother steps in.

He's ORDERED to leave the bowl in the storage room so they can replace it with a new one for her to eat out of. As he drops it off James and Chelsia ask him what he's doing and this fucker is so embarrassed at being scolded that he tells them "I'm putting something way". He walks over to the kitchen next but grabs Allison's ass smelling key taking it to the kitchen sink.

He puts on a dab of dishwashing liquid, cleans it with the sink scrubbing pad and then dries it on one of the kitchen towels. He slips it back in the slot and heads upstairs back to his HOH room. Yes he's HOH this week so POWER has gone straight to his head. There he brags to Sheila and Chelsia what he did, even dropping his shorts to show them what he did with Allison's key.

Later Big Brother decides his cleaning job isn't good enough so he is ORDERED to go back downstairs, take her key out of the picture wall and leave it in the storage room. So now her key is missing to be replaced with a new one. He heads back upstairs and tells his partner Sharon that he is NO LONGER allowed to talk about what happened.

Meanwhile, downstairs, Sharon and Joshuah see Allison running around. They think she's just simply "running" around for the fuck of it but also realize that she notices her key is missing. What they didn't see is that Allison saw her key was missing, figured Joshuah did something to it so she took his houseguest key and grabbed some nail polish of her own heading back to her room to deface it.

At this point Big Brother steps in and minutes later we see Allison laying in her bed with her partner Ryan in the dark. This show is so fucking immature but I am very happy to admit that it is my yearly guilty pleasure. And I doubt any of this will ever be broadcasted on the CBS edited dumb down version of the show.

OH SHIT, here's Joshuah celebrating his win and his torture of Allison in the house. It seems he got Britney Spear's Blackout CD as part of his HOH basket and he treated the HOH like it was a Texas Dance Club ready for his glamours TIARA moves. A special thanks to "xx200xx" for bringing us the footage that should make your day. Since we can't hear the audio he's dancing to I might as well provide the music so you can play along with the video. Click the YouTube clip first and then start the music.