Day 9: Matt reveals to some houseguests that his father died of a drug overdose with Matt only being 9 years old at the time. Matt goes on to say that when someone used that piece of information against him he lost all control of his beautiful, gorgeous muscles. Wait until Joshuah hears this one because I'm sure that Male Cunt will use it against Matt in a second.

Matt then says another man raised him and he calls him his "dad". Adam makes a comment that the new father did a damn good job to which Matt says he's "half asshole". He then says a girlfriend used his dead father against him in an argument to which Sheila says "oh no, you don't go there".

Remember, Joshuah already went there with Amanda's father by telling Allison behind Amanda's back "No wonder her Dad committed suicide. If I was her Dad I would commit suicide too. With her as my daughter." That's why I can't stand Joshuah. I don't give a good God shit if he's gay, he's a shit stain on my running shoes.

Later as Sharon and Dumassuah try to get some sleep they continue to trash Amanda, I mean what else are they going to do. They trash her picture on the wall, something about Amanda acting like Sharon's little sister "it's so annoying"- so your little sister is annoying BITCH?!?!

Ohh Natalie joins Sharon and Joshuah and starts talking. Alex comes in to inform them that Jen and Ryan are throwing peanuts and nuts everywhere from the second story. The Nerd Herd 3.0 members start on about "loud" the others in the house are and "Chelsia just vacuumed, that' so messed up" and Joshuah snapping "I can't wait for them to clean it up tomorrow" and Sharon saying "Oh my God I would be so pissed, that's bullshit".

Self appointed Angel Natalie starts yelling "You Guys, she just vacuumed" to Amanda, an easy target because she walked by, and Amanda says she didn't have any part of it. Natalie continues with a sixth repeat to everyone as she goes into the living room "she just vacummed" but Chelsia thinks it's funny while James eats off the floor and they both are not taking it personally or to the next level as these Nerd Herd mutha fuckers are.

Matt slips into Joshuah and Sharon's bed making a joking statement that the house is always full of "drama" and Joshuah and Sharon are quick to say "this is the drama free zone". Are you kidding me? Joshuah's life in the house is all about egotistical drama. Dumbassuah! Matt leaves and Natalie slips in the bed so they can talk more shit about the Good Looking houseguests.

Chelsia grabs the vacuum and sweeps up the "drama" that the Nerd Herd members think is worth gossiping about until the end of fucking days. Jen, who did start the nut throwing good times, is helping clean up.

Minutes later Natalie and Joshuah and Sharon get up and head to the kitchen where everyone is having fun. There's one of those valentine candy heart boxes on the kitchen counter and James throws a piece at the direction of Jen and Natalie. Wait... James is throwing food, shouldn't Natalie and the Nerd Herd 3.0 make a big deal- no, Natalie throws it back and laughs just because James, one of her members, did it.

This is why Natalie, Joshuah, Sharon are shit stains on my running shoes today. Classic Nerd Herd hypocrisy.

Oh What?!?! Matt and Natalie just kissed. Blow Job 2 is a cummin!- I mean coming!

Minutes later Nerd Herd 3.0 member Allison trashes Jen & Amanda "are so fucking ridiculous. I can't even take it. And the minute I start to think there is an ounce of goodness in them I'm wrong". Really BITCH, REALLY?!?! This coming from you. Really? Twat!

Parker and Jen are talking pretty cocky about Ryan & Allison leaving the house. Jen is getting told by Ryan, her boyfriend, that he isn't looking forward to spending a week in a hotel with Allison. Jen says Ryan was told by Allison that she has the whole game figured out and both Jen & Parker laugh at that notion. Sucks to be Parker and Jen because as long as Joshuah and his minions keep POV from being played then they control the house. Buh Bye Jen & Parker!

Upstairs in the HOH room Alex wants Amanda to no longer start shit with anyone in the house to "fuck up our game". He then says "don't let emotions fuck up the game". Little do they know Joshuah and his minions are eager to verbally insult Amanda in a public forum thus causing Alex to either eat his words and make it personal back or just blame everything on Amanda as usual.

Later Amanda has retreated downstairs after an annoying chat with her partner Alex. She opens up to Parker about how possessive Alex is. Parker hears this agrees and then trashes the house and the designer who created it as well as bashing the show. Amanda makes a comment about "we signed up for it" but then Parker tries to talk about being "violated"... UM HELLO, you're a paparazzi! And now you're all about being VIOLATED?!?!

He leaves and Chelsia is still up so Amanda talks to her. Amanda talks about Allison being the one who starts all the drama in the house. Chelsia plays along that she is in agreement and tries to change the subject to how nice Sheila is. Amanda is all about talking about herself and her problems when she should be using this chance to get to know Chelsia instead of being so self involved.

Chelsia admits to Amanda that she isn't sexually attracted to James. Ha! Then they talk about seeing Alex with Allison and they think BB did right on pairing up Sheila and Adam together. Then they laugh about Adam picking his nose and wiping it on the couch. Amanda shows him where he leaves his boogers.

Then they hear Parker and Matt in the food storage room talking. Parker is pissed that Alex tried to touch Amanda in her sleep and brings up his jealously again wanting Amanda to no longer be emotional or physical to anyone else in the house, mainly Parker. Then all three of them inform Chelsia that James is all about Chelsia and then Chelsia discovers that Natalie has tried to kiss Matt but he doesn't want her and that Natalie can't figure it out that Matt isn't interested.

Ohhh now Matt reveals that he doesn't want to change the nominations because he fears if he doesn't get HOH that he'll be put up for "fucking things up". Matt also reveals that Sheila cried about having to vote against Allison today and isn't sure if it was real or a whole act.

Matt then says "You're not going home" to Parker and "I bet my life on it". Oh now that's funny. Then, literally seconds later, Matt says he wants to have sex with Chelsia while they're all in the room. "You look like you'd be good." Wow, we have our first BB whore of the house... MATT!

Uh oh, Matt starts to trash Natalie in front of Chelsia about how much she is in love with Matt and that she'd do anything for him. Natalie goes to use the restroom and then Matt and Parker talk about meeting Mike Boogie and getting reserved tables "because we're on Big Brother 9". Whatever.

Just past the afternoon Matt and Alex talk outside while laying out tanning. Matt tells Alex that Parker wants him to use it because he doesn't feel safe but Matt assures himself and Alex that Parker has the votes. FUNNY!

Wow. Alex and Matt are pretty stupid in this game and in for a huge shock. Alex doesn't want to put up Joshuah because he still feels like he can control him if they "work" him. Alex Douche Bag talks about the reason they can "work" Joshuah is because "he's got no one to look at except us". Soooo Alex, the ONLY reason why Joshuah would side with you is because you think you're beautiful? ASSHOLE.

Matt just said to Alex that "watch. something crazy is going to happen and Parker goes home". Oh GAWD, these 2 numbnuts are already talking like other delusional houseguests from season's past "We got to win it back to back from here on out". LOL. Give me a break.

Over in the bathroom Joshuah is taking a shower talking with Sheila. They talk about "them four" think they "run this place" and then Joshuah says "they are hateful people" and "I've never been rude". BULLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT! Joshuah... aren't you the one that now thinks YOU run this place??!?! Dumbassah. Remember shit stain, once these targets are out, you're next! You're minions will turn against you.

Joshuah then corrects himself by saying the only people he's been "rude" to or talked shit too is "them". Oh okay so basically you're showcasing classic Nerd Herd symptoms now. Brillant move shithole.

Parket passes by to use the restroom saying hello that leads Joshuah to act like a twat behind his back making childish faces, rolling his eyes and mouthing "I hate him". Minutes later Sheila tells Ryan that she had a sexual dream about Evel Dick. Gross!!!

Later Amanda has told Natalie that Matt knows about Natalie making comments about wanting to have a relationship after this is all over. It turns out Natalie denies making this comment and when Natalie leaves Amanda tells Matt that she told Natalie as they had discussed. Matt reveals to Amanda and Sharon that Allison was the one that told Matt about Natalie's love sick comments after the game. Let the drama and fights begin...

So here comes 2 fights, we're hoping. Alex has yet to find out about Amanda spreading accusations of Alex grabbing her crotch while she was "asleep" last night and how Amanda is making Alex to be something worse than he is AND we have yet to see Natalie confront Allison about spreading false bullshit about Natalie wanting a relationship with Matt outside the house after the game BUT Natalie has made these comments before so Allison was just telling Matt the gawd awful truth.

Will Natalie make Matt use POV to make sure the vote comes down to a tie thus giving Amanda the power to vote out Allison or will she get manipulated by Joshuah to keep the POV from getting played? Tick Tock, we're waiting houseguests, do something!

Ohhh Natalie is telling James and Adam about how Allison is trying to act out of "jealously" against her and Matt. James says Amanda is starting shit but then Adam says both of them, Amanda and Allison are starting shit. James says "Allison will get hers in time, it will come" meaning Natalie should not fuck with POV. Natalie is so easily to mind fuck that James tells her not to mess with the nominations and she says she isn't. DAMN IT!

Joshuah and Sharon continue to talk smack in the couch bedroom about Amanda and how she's starting shit with Natalie and Allison. Even though Allison is starting shit of her own this Dumbassuah can only focus on Amanda starting shit. Sharon points out how Matt sent Amanda to tell Natalie but again Dumbassuah focuses on Amanda being the shit starter.

Joshuah once again says his unfamous quote that once POV ceremony is over that "all hell can break loose". Sharon continues her Jen hatred and just throws it in how Jen did this and said that. These 2 make me sick. Oh God I hope these 2 win HOH this week, let power rush to their head and then both collapse hard by the following week.

Oh Man at point during the day we have another classic Nerd Herd symptoms from Allison. She is already saying shit about how America "loves" them for getting out the Good Looking alliance. Really Maggie 2.0?

Later in the night Amanda walks into the couch room to grab a key from Alex. The feeling in the air is fun and funny and when Alex calls her "princess" she makes a gross sound with her mouth as if she thought his compliment was disgusting. Alex says jokes around how he can't do anything right around her that leads Catty Queen Joshuah to make a snide comment to James about Amanda "I thought she liked men to talk down to her..." Give me a break Dumbassuah. He felt the need to repeat it twice to James.

When talk starts between Alex, James, Joshuah, Chelsia and Matt about their sexual count we find out Alex is under 25, James says 60-70 but who really knows if he's ever telling the truth, Chelsia accuses Matt have getting an STD and Joshuah is "embarrassed" by his number of past experiences. NOW WHO'S THE MALE SLUT OF THE HOUSE!

Matt then makes it known he got blow jobs back when he was 15 years old and lost his virginity when he was 18 and he's never had sex in his mother's house. Good slutty boy! Joshuah says he lost his virginity in "butt sex" at 18 and said "it was not a fun experience". Really you shit stain on my running shoes?

Amanda then reveals that she let one boyfriend have anal sex with her and she farted on his dick and he kept going. Joshuah fishes for information to make fun of Amanda at a later point. Matt then brings up some girl in college that bled all over him while having sex. What the fuck do you expect from 20 somethings in a house. I'm 20 something and I'd be talking about this too. LOL.

They also discuss steroids causing you too make your balls/nut sac shrink. James admits that he could have his balls not hang so low... Interesting you bring that up because we've seen your porn past and you have some HUGE balls!

Bible "I'm Better Than Amanda Because I Go To Church" Natalie comes in and tells them she lost her virginity at 17 years AND A HALF to a 21 year old guy! She makes herself feel better by laughing that God wasn't looking at her at that moment and she knew the guy for a year and some months before letting him fuck her. YEAH WHATEVA!

As people leave the couch room Joshuah sits in his bitchy little corner of the room with a pillow over his face. Sharon is sitting next to him on their couch bed apparently waiting for everyone to filter out so they can either trash others or plot to make sure every week here on out goes their exact way. Matt then says he doesn't like to Jack Off on his own, he'd rather have someome do it for him aka Natalie giving him a blow job.

Later Sheila and Allison are talking about gossiping and Sheila saying she doesn't like it when people take it to the "next level"- Um, girl wait until you start hearing Joshuah's cunty mouth! Apparently both of them are sick of someone in the house, a male, and how they can only take "small doses" of him. Oh wait, they're talking about James and how he doesn't know when to stop. Um.. we can only take you 2 bitches in small fucking doses!

Sheila then says "people need to stop judging people" and how people only do it because they are bored. SHEILA, TALK TO JOSHUAH ALREADY AND PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE! Sheila is ready to tell James "to his face" about his behaviour.

HOLY SHIT, Joshuah just woke up in the couch room, everyone has left him, he grabs the HOH key off the counter and hides it in his dresser drawer. He then laughs about it. MALE SKANK! Allison thinks it is "awesome" that Joshuah stole the HOH key. BITCH. James finds out about it and then Joshuah is like "I was going to hid Amanda's HOH key but it's Alex's".

Joshuah checks with James if he should still hide and then James encourages it so that they both are locked out of HOH because Amanda will misplace hers soon enough. Then Dumbassuah throws it at the dresser where it was laying and says "fuck 'em". WOW. Joshuah just can't stop amazing me at how cunty this rancid shit stain on my running shoes can get. AND WHAT A COWARD, do shit to their faces you fuck head- oh wait, he'll do it when his side has power but not before because he's a S-M-R-A-T player!

Joshuah and James are in the Sauna when Sharon comes in saying Amanda and others are asking why Joshuah is acting "stand offish". Sharon makes A DUMBASS comment about how they can't stop talking ABOUT THE SAME THING. This coming from Sharon of all people! Joshuah goes on to call them "bitches" even though he's the biggest male cunt in the house.

Joshuah, it's a game, lighten up and just play with a smile. Enough of this bitter queen shit. Sharon again makes a comment about people repeating themselves. Have you listened to yourself bitch?

Minutes later Joshuah finally lightens the fuck up and dances with Bible lady Natalie on the staircase. He's laughing, taking his shirt off, dry humping Natalie but then again he did tell Sharon and James earlier he'd "act" like he's a in a good mood.

Alex then brings in the "pole" from outside which is the barbell rod and he holds it up as Natalie shows off her stripper moves for the half drunk crowd. Minutes later Alex, along with the rest of hte kitchen crew, is making fun of Jen's way of saying "Fast Fist Fucking".

Adam says if he gets put up because of Sheila he's going to be pissed and go off. He tells this to James in the Sauna room and then James says she's connected to the "fucking hip" with Allison. In the bathroom Sheila and Allison are already starting shit with James by telling Chelsia how fucked up it was for James "that make women want to throw up".

Chelsia says he apologized and then Allison says James has done it way too many times. Then they talk about Matt kissing Allison last night and how Matt thinks he can get every girl in this house. Allison continues the Amanda hatred by getting Chelsia to hate Amanda by saying Amanda "twisted her words" when really Matt was the person who was told by Allison about Natalie's love for Matt who then told Amanda who then told Natalie. Shut up Allison.

Oh GAWD, Allison is upset with Big Brother because they are "allowing so much time" between events this week that anything can happen. GOD FORBID people change their fucking minds against Allison.

Now Adam comes out of the bathroom and has to be told by Chelsia to wash his hands. He rinses them with water and when he leaves Chelsia is upset with Adam for leaving piss on the floor in the bathroom. They also made a comment that when they, the NERD HERD 3.0, are left in the house it will just be them playing to see who's the best... no drama. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

Chelsia starts trashing how gross and disgusting James is in the house and when he comes to bed Chelsia makes a gag reflex. Parker is also talked about how he doesn't wash his hair and how it stinks, his pits as well. BITCH BITCH BITCH all night long.

Sheila is still in the bathroom with the bitter Allison and James walks in. Now, RIGHT NOW, she decides to scold James about his behaviour. James defends himself and still doesn't think he did anything wrong.

Day 10: Just around midnight most of the houseguests are in the hot tub, more so the new bubble hot tub. Chelsia and Natalie get disgusted when James reveals he doesn't "shave down there". He says he's shaven before- GAY JERK OFF VIDEO- but now he doesn't- WHAT?

James just revealed that he is an ex Gay Stripper! "Retired" that is. Oh yeah, Natalie is butt naked in the bubble hot tub, using bubbles to cover her yucky female naughty bits. Now James reveals one nut hangs lower than the other due to "cancer" but it was malignant. OH man Joshuah just made a comment about how the Big Brother people were "rude" to him because the other day he was playing with his microphone. How dare anyone be "rude" to Joshuah, I mean he doesn't deserve it... RIGHT?!?!

Oh YES! James just was dared to show off his dick and he drops his pink underwear and starts to sway his big ol' dick back and forth between his legs. His dick is so big that he catches it between his legs that you can see it on the other side. Parker leaves thinking it was disgusting and Natalie, the new PRUDE of the house, claims to have never seen anything like that and was not at all pleased he did that. GIVE ME A BREAK YOU BLOW JOB STRIPPER.

Alex freaks out when James next reveals that he tried to suck his own dick. James' dick is just monster huge so he admits he has tried. Alex says "that is fucking gr-" and then doesn't finish his statement but he's clearly "scared", whatever that means. James is the star of the show at the moment.

It never stops with James. He is next dared to "do that" again inside in front of Sheila but then he says that she is the same age as "my mom" and that he would jerk off in a room, call Sheila over and let her walk in on him BUT he won't swing his dick around just to do it. James is on a super fucking roll tonight.

James then challenges Amanda to tell us her flaws. She says she's "loud" and makes "bad first impressions". Jen admits that she thought she was a "bitch" but now she thinks Amanda is a "loud bitch" and everyone laughs. James keeps asking Amanda for her flaws while he exchanges sexual and body function flaws to her personal flaws. Joshuah is loving this, of course.

Jen admits that she had sex on Valentine's Day and James freaks asking where it was. James is starting to get annoying. Like nothing bothers him but things he will say will bother a "normal" person who isn't so think skinned as him. I mean you would have to find the right buttons to push James but he isn't revealing them to anyone.

James does make a funny comment about Jen saying "I love you James" to which he says "you say that now" but wait until there's an eviction and you'll be like "If I burn this house down there won't be an eviction!"

Amanda and Jen leave the hot tub and JOSHUAH is super cunty quick to start pointing out how Amanda was getting pissed at how James was treating her. He's so evil how he feeds off Amanda's misery! Next the newly PRUDE Joshuah makes a snide comment about how he can't believe Jen got fucked in the bathroom.

Joshuah is now getting off at screaming "BUENO" as this is a personal stab at Amanda who continues to push the notion that in some parts of the Bueno means "Hello" which it does yet Joshuah seems to have been educated in all things world culture that if he believes it doesn't mean "hello" then Amanda is wrong and an idiot.

I can only hope Julie Chen says hello the houseguests by using the term Bueno, laughing with everyone and then making Joshuah feel like a dumbass when she says Amanda is right and that it does mean "hello" in parts of the world. Joshuah is a huge shit stain on my running shoes and I can't wait to wipe him off foerever off Big Brother. Counting down to his eviction!

Parker comes out and James jokes with him saying "If you backdoor me in the game I'll back door you" meaning he'll fuck Parker in the ass later in the game, literally. Of course joking. Amanda comes back out and James can't help but fuck with her by telling her he peed in the hot tub. She believes him and everyone laughs, of course James never said it wasn't true.

Oh MY GOD. Amanda wants James to do a handstand in the grass, she drags him out of the pool and just when they are about to do it James drops his pants again and runs after her with her big swaying dick, does the swaying the dick back and forth trick again and catches it between his legs again. OH MY GOD! Laugh your ASS off Funny!

"It might be tiny but it grows" says James about his already giant unerect penis. Amanda can't stop laughing at the incident.

Later as Amanda gets up to leave Joshuah and James start yelling "Bueno" that causes Amanda to playfully request James to "fight" aka wrestle RIGHT NOW. They both get in position in the backyard and after about 5 for so minutes James brings her down twice and Amanda laughs the whole time. This must be killing Joshuah to see Amanda happy.

When Sharon walks over to the hot tub Joshuah is super quick to trash Amanda again. Good Gawd please give this guy a power trip and let him fall hard in the house. Fall harder than anyone has ever fallen in the history of this game!

The 2 sea hags in the pink room are UPSET that Parker thought they were both labeled a 6 on a scale from one to ten about how beautiful they are. Oh shit this is funny because Allison is gossiping to Sheila who's in her bed with Adam about how they've NEVER been labeled that low on the scale by anyone and they are just taking it far too personally. The camera man zooms in on a wide eyed and quiet Adam laying on the bed listening to these 2 sea hags bitch and complain about being labeled lower than a ten.

Joshuah comes into the room and hears the BULLSHIT spin on being labeled a "six" by Parker. When he finds out Parker gave Jen an "8" Joshuah is quick to say that Jen is a "skeleton in heels". Jealous you can gain weight quicker than you can loose it Joshuah?!?! Joshuah is so fucking PC by telling the girls they are beautiful to build them up.

As Allison leaves Sheila won't SHUT THE FUCK UP and Adam, who's trying to sleep, is highly annoyed and says there's 92 days left in the house. Allison comes back in to say "Good night six" and then Adam tells Shelia that that reason alone is the reason to vote out Parker.

Later as the houseguests attempt to go to bed Chelsia and James talk in their bed about him being disrespectful calling her fat. She didn't like it, tries to blame everyone else and he feels like he's in the "4th grade" again. But they do end the night on good terms.

In the bathroom/sauna area Amanda teases Parker and they almost kiss a few times but the cameras are watching and Parker, of all people, is playfully angry that he can't get an privacy. Allison is up and about and Matt is still trying to get a blow job from Allison but she keeps denying to stay up with Matt.

Matt then reveals that he has no need to "jerk off" and Amanda says "you keep saying that" and wants to know what he means when he says that. Matt won't say anything and Parker knows the truth so he just smiles. Matt also says that he wants to fuck Allison and then have her walk out the door. Matt goes on about wanting to do something great in the house so he can get on Big Brother All Stars 2. Matt is all about being a douche bag to the women in the house and getting famous off it.

Ohhh SHIT. Natalie just found out from Matt that he wants to "make a fool" out of Allison by coming onto her and for Natalie not to say anything. Matt The New Cocky Idiot tells Natalie that Alex is probably planning on getting Parker and Jen just because he's "jealous" of Amanda and Parker's new relationship... so when Parker and Jen are voted out Matt will think Alex fucked him over. Oh man... this is going to be funny.

Parker and Matt get nasty about how Allison is ugly and how the only way she got a "ten" in her high school was if she was in a school of really ugly people. But then Amanda says there are only a few "tens" in the world. Which is true and Allison and Sheila are just no where near a "ten" on any beauty chart.

Alex comes downstairs pissed off after Amanda peeks in the HOH room where Natalie was sent upstairs to seduce Alex. Alex is playfully upset that Amanda would even think anything is happening between Natalie and him. Natalie, Matt and Parker laugh in the sauna room.

Later Alex and Amanda argue in the HOH room that leads Alex to call Amanda a "fucking idiot" for assuming Alex and Natalie were in the HOH doing something other than talking and how Amanda better not "fuck up my game". Little does he know that the leader of the other side of the house, Queen Cunt Joshuah, wants Amanda out and Alex will be going with her.

To find out about Natalie giving Matt a 2nd Blow Job and Amanda easedropping on Alex, Parker and Matt, click here now!

The time has come and gone. POV was NOT used and the votes are in. Parker & Jen are going home. Bitter Queen Joshuah and Bitter Drag Sharon are out for revenge for being annoyed, James and Chelsia are making their vote against P&J personal and Sheila and Adam are trying to find out good reasons to go back on their word so they can vote out P&J. Joshuah is all smiles and talking about how he's "glowing" and "the birds are singing"...

Joshuah, if you do get your way and Amanda leaves... don't you think you'll be the next target YOU DUMBASSUAH! Your mouth will eventually get you in trouble with your own cunty alliance.

Oh dear useless, pathetic, delusional Joshuah. He's in the hot tub with who else but Sharon and Natalie discussing what's to come in the weeks ahead. How Amanda won't win POV and how the house will be "happy" once Amanda leaves with "no drama". Joshuah... HAVE YOU SEEN Big Brother, there's personal drama all the way to the very bitter end you stupid idiot.

Blow Job Natalie then says "we can have good fun conversations without being put down"... this coming from Nerd Herd 3.0 members full of hypocrispy. Joshuah says "they talk so much shit every five seconds" yet Sharon and Joshuah are the behind your back shit talkers of this house. Right now they are all attacking Amanda's voice- shit anything Amanda does in the house is to be made fun of by them.

Here we go again with classic Nerd Herd thoughts, these 3 feel like "America" hates her and is happy. Some of America may be happy but don't kid yourself Dumbassuah. Joshuah guilts Amanda for her game plan that involves "pouncing" on someone when they are alone yet Joshuah is completely guilty of this every day of this past week making sure his plan goes perfectly. Joshuah thinks Natalie is a "good person", here we go again.

All 3 continue to bash and bash Amanda. It's endless. "Here she comes" says Natalie and all 3 put on their fake as fuck friendly faces. Fucking cowards, say shit to her face. Amanda then says "are we going to have 3 days of no drama" and Joshuah says "everything is done, locked, it's over with". I give Joshuah and Sharon less than a minute to start trashing that comment by Amanda. And it was literally less than 12 seconds when they started in on her again.

Just remember, everyone in their high horses gets knocked the fuck off hard as fuck at some point.

And in another Cunt news Allison has already made comments that she can offer things to Ryan that Jen can't. Is this bitch going to try and move in on Ryan once Jen leaves? Remember, she's a "ten" and not a "six" on a the 1 to 10 scale of hotness, according to her and Sheila that is.

Right now in the game both sides of the house are guilty of being utterly disgusting douche bags and we are just watching to see which side gets the other first and second.

Later in the night Sheila is talking with Jen. Fake ass bullshit spewing from each mouth. They talk about the possible twist of someone coming back and Jen thinks if Ryan comes back the target is back on them and if Allison comes back that her and Allison could join up and do some serious damage in the house.

Sheila talks up Allison and how no one listens her and I'm sure Sheila will gossip and spin this conversation to Allison later and they'll both make fun of Jen to no end. Predictable catty behaviour from Nerd Herd 3.0 members.

Later Sharon, James, Amanda and Joshuah are in the couch room. Amanda reads a passage from the Bible that involves armor and using it against the devil. Sharon and Joshuah both roll their eyes as she reads because Joshuah loves to call Amanda the Devil.

Amanda leaves and it takes the 3 of them less than 2 minutes to start trashing someone and Jen seems to be the target. OHH GET THIS Joshuah says "they" are in power so they are "cocky" and if HE was in that power position that HE would be THANKFUL. Yeah, we'll see you stupid cunt. I can't wait for Joshuah to get power mad soon.

Then they joke about the house being divided... Umm.. stupids, the house will continue to divide and divide and divide within groups. Once they get their way they will be forced to eat each other in the game and no one wants to leave and lose.

Oh SHIT Nerd Herd 3.0 member Allison tells Jen in the bathroom that "I hardly get mad". Are you kidding me? Jen also wonders how America will view "this whole thing" about her and her relationship playing into the show and how she wasn't going to evict her boyfriend when she and Parker had that power couple thing.

Episode 3: Big Brother edited the newest episode of this season with Allison coming off as a nutjob ready to fall apart, Sheila as an uncontrollable emotional wreck, Jen as a cocky biatch who would rather her boyfriend be cut from the show than her, Amanda & Alex as America's sweethearts with each of them sharing their father's death stories and Adam got portrayed as a funny uncunt penis goofball.

The episode is also building up to Joshuah's evil EVIL comment about Amanda's father's because the show aired Amanda emotionally revealing her father's story to Neil, Joshuah and Chelsia. I can't wait for that! And AND Parker was never edited to show how self destructive he is and how he hates Jen and thinks everything is unfair for him. There was also no story of Natalie & Matt's weird one sided blow job connection.

DIARY ROOM AUDIO LEAK! Matt is overheard saying "What it means to be America's Player. Okay as you all know I can't stand my partner" and then he's told to repeat the line. I doubt we'll have another year of America's Player because Matt has self titled himself to be America's Player meaning he's playing all the women in the house.

Later in the bathroom Matt The Sexy Douche Bag is telling Parker and Jen about how he plans to "play" everyone in the house and get them to do what he wants by "playing" them. He thinks Sheila will be a "challenge". He also says "out of respect" that he doesn't want to have sex on the show for his mom but "having someone pleasure me is different". Um... okay shit hole.

In the storage room Sheila and Allison are talking about Jen "enraging" Allison when Cocky Jen tells Allison that when she leaves that her and Sheila will be together. They both say "I don't want to be her friend" and then Sheila tells her to stop telling Matt certain things.

Allison then tells Sheila she isn't attracted to Matt "at all". I suspect once Allison gets Jen out that she plans on moving on Jen's MAN, Ryan!!!! Ohhh she's going to a very dirty bitch next week.

Matt is already pissed off that James has told people in the house that he wants to put him up next with Alex. Matt's mouth is aggressive and he's ready for drama tonight. "He ain't even HOH yet and he's already planning on who he's putting up" but that's what you guys are doing as well Dumbass.

Oh great, Amanda is now being blamed for putting words in James' mouth that Matt would be going up next week. Matt is buying into it and wants to go talk to his "boy" about keeping his girl in check. Man oh man, Alex, Amanda, Matt, Parker, Jen are sometimes Natalie are so easy to fuck with in this game. LOL.

Matt then tells Natalie that Allison is just for game play and Natalie doesn't want Matt to "hook up" with Allison and only "mess around" with her. Real classy Blow Job Natalie! Matt also knows and is aware that Allison is staying this week. Yet another PLAYER move from Matt that works on stupid blow job Nat.

Matt goes up to the HOH to tell Alex about what Amanda said about if James gets HOH his targets are him and Nat and Alex and Amanda, WHICH IS TRUE. James denies making that comment even though IT'S FUCKING TRUE and neither Alex or Matt believes her now. FUCKING IDIOTS. Alex then tells the camera that he will loose the game "because of that bitch".

Matt then says "these girls are going to be the end of us" and both agree that Parker and Jen are going home and Matt wonders if they are next to which Alex say she doesn't think so. Alex says he will continue to "hang out" with Joshuah and Sharon more. Alex then says he wants to go talk to Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia to ask what they want if it comes down to a tie, which it won't.

I actually can't wait for Matt, Natalie, Alex and Amanda to all get played already because they suck at the game and then Joshuah's alliance can eat each other and create a whole new house divide.

Natalie is going AWF to everyone but Amanda about what Amanda overheard. She's in the sauna room with Allison, Sheila, Jen and Chelsia who are all doing nails. This is the first time Natalie won't shut the fuck up about something, repeating it over and over again and then Natalie says "this is just like when Amanda wanted to break me and Matty up when she said I wanted a relationship with" to which Allison hears and corrects her by saying "I was the one who said that".

Natalie hears Allison and then keeps going on about Amanda. She's non stop idiot babbling. Joshuah and his minions have STATED that Natalie is expendable, that she will go out with Matt and Alex and Amanda when they are all the targets next week. If Alex and Amanda win POV next week then Matt and Natalie are next to go. HEY NATALIE, wake the fuck up, AMANDA IS WARNING YOU!

This leads to Big Brother U.S.A.'s BIGGEST most GIGANTIC House Fight! Read all about it here!

Day 11, Part 1: Amanda is up in the HOH hot tub with Parker. Jen is in the blue boat room with James talking about what else, Amanda and the fight that happened hours ago. James continues to defend people's reactions to Amanda saying that he is the reason why so much drama is started but everyone easily points the finger at her and these idiots all believe it was Amanda when told.

James leaves and Matt talks with Jen about there better not be anymore drama tonight. Matt and Jen both agree Amanda never said "rapist" in any way towards Alex but somehow everything is her fault because she didn't do this or that. Matt, your day is coming when Natalie and Allison talk about how you're "playing" them and every girl in the house. I've love to see Matt defend himself. He WILL be the new asshole of the house in the week to come. Matt tells Jen not to tell Ryan what he's doing because it's a "joke for America".

Really, messing with Natalie and Allison and all the girls is a "joke" on national TV. Fucking Moron.

Matt, the idiot, still believes the house was voting Allison and Ryan out UNTIL this fight with Amanda started and how they all magically "switched". Stupid idiot. Jen, still believing she's staying come Wednesday, that if she gets HOH she will put up Amanda and Alex and that they need to pull in another couple to replace A&A. Matt brings up Joshuah and this makes Matt the biggest idiot of the house. Joshuah?!?! He wants you all out you douche bag!

Matt starts in again how it's Amanda's fault and how she went on a "power trip". Umm.. shit hole, you went along with her so shut the fuck up. Matt is quick to always place blame on the woman and not anyone else.

Adam comes in and they discuss how Amanda has not done anything "personally" to cause Joshuah to verbally attack her. Adam starts in about how Joshuah has reasons for what he did and then Jen corrects him by saying Joshuah has admitted to having sex with over 200 people and he's calling Amanda a "whore". Jen says Amanda was "doing good" before the "dad comment".

Matt then says "I'm not going to lie, it was funny. Made for great television". Okay yeah buddy, wait until the women of the house confront you about your "joke" you're doing for America. that should make for great TV as well. Dumbass then says "I mean who cares"- then why did everyone have a huge fight then!?!?

Earlier tonight I forgot to mention that Matt has told Alex that if he gets HOH that Amanda & Alex are NOT going up for nomination. That should be fun to watch. Natalie comes into the room with them along with Parker and Parker tells Nat that Amanda never called you a "whore" or "slut" and Natalie still finds something to be upset with Amanda about even though SHE NEVER FUCKING SAID IT. Stupid blow job bitch, hypocrisy I TELL YOU!

Jen now talks with Allison in the storage room and how "shocked" she is about all this. Jen says alot of people make fun of alot people in here and ALLISON tells Jen that "you don't have to be one of those people" YET when Joshuah is trashing everyone in the house and made other comments about Amanda's father- I mean where the fuck was this Allison speech. Stupid hypocritical bitch. NERD HERD alert!

Allsion tells Jen she isn't "classy" about something she said about her when Allison, this bitch, is going around telling Sharon about how Jen isn't good enough for Ryan and that how Allison is better for Ryan and how Ryan picked Jen for a girlfriend and how Allison doesn't want anything to do with Ryan after knowing his taste in women. Allison SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Allison now says "I haven't said anything bad about you". BITCH! This storage room confrontation is all about Allison finding out Jen made some comment about what Allison was wearing 2 fucking days ago. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALLISON. Now she's talking about Jen being "how old" and being "judgemental". GIVE ME A BREAK.

Allison says "I've been nothing but cool about this whole Ryan situation and I don't know if you're jealous of me... you are obviously insecure because you give a fuck about what I wear". Allison is starting to get upset. HIGH AND MIGHTY Allison is enjoying talking down to her. Now she says she doesn't care about her opinion and how she's "so old" yet she's confronting her and how she's now suddenly "a beautiful girl" and ugly inside.

Jen says everyone's true colors are coming out and there's a whole lot more to come out. YES ALLISON SHE MEANS YOU. Allison is loving how she knows that Jen is going home this week and will have the last laugh. Jen implies that Allison is going home and Allison says people are "tired" of Jen and then Allison LIES about not know how people will vote.

Then NERD HERD QUEEN ALLISON says how Jen is "childish" when this TWAT smiled after Joshuah's ugly comments about how Amanda's father killed himself because of Amanda is the person she is. HOLY SHIT ALLISON, you see why I hate Joshuah and Allison and label them Queen and Queen of the Nerd Herd 3.0!!!!

In the sauna room Sharon is playing both sides of the game. She's joining Joshuah and Ryan in trashing Amanda's actions in the house and how she "threatened" people in the house earlier in the week. Alex is there too making people feel bad for him in hopes of not getting voted out next week.

And where does Allison go after her Jen chat? To Sheila to tell her one sided story about what Jen said about her. Here comes Joshuah with Ryan and Joshuah leaves to find an angry Allison who's talking down to Ryan with "fucks" and "fucking". Allison starts calling Jen the "queerist" girl in the house. Allison then gets upset how Jen came out of here to tell everyone about their "private conversation" when ALLISON is TELLING Sheila about what happened to them.

Ryan is trying to talk calmly to Allison and she comes back with "whatever" and how he was "proud" of Allison on confronting Jen. Matt is the room and LIES about how he's never said shit about anyone. Allison now admits that she's not "playing the stupid game" of acting like she's not going home. Sheila now reveals the whole plan, well kinda, to Ryan about how the house is going to vote out Jen and Parker.

Sheila's dumbass acts as if she has this precious information to deliver to Ryan on eviction day. Something about what Jen said about Ryan. More bullshit. Allison continues to play the "i've been nothing but nice" role when she's rude about Ryan and Allison behind their backs to Sharon and Sheila. BITCH. Sheila now says Jen's character is in question about how she went after her own boyfriend in the house YET this old bitch won't say what Jen says.

Ryan heads out of the bedroom and Sheila warns him not to talk to Jen about it. Are you kidding me, that's exactly where he's going! Matt now tells Allison and Sheila that he and Natalie wants to form a NEW ALLIANCE! Oh god, before we can get to talking about a new alliance Allison starts up with Jen and her clothing comment toward herself. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Sheila says "there's one thing I can't stand is how people judge other people" and she REVEALS what Jen said that Ryan isn't suppose to know! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Jen apparently told Sheila that Ryan and his family are "racist" and they use the "N" Word!!! BUM BUM BAH!!! Whether or not this is true is anyone's guess.

HOLY SHIT THIS SEASON IS FUCKING WILD! OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL!

Alex and Amanda, along with Parker and Jen, talk in the sauna room. Alex tries to talk about how he defended her outside earlier [BULLSHIT] and how he tells Amanda that Sheila told him how Amanda said this and that and that no matter what Amanda says that he'll believe Sheila over her. Alex continues to talk down to Amanda about how Amanda "opens her mouth" and starts stuff.

Amanda says "they make stuff up" and Alex agrees but also disagrees with her about that point. These dumbasses still believe the vote will be 2 versus 2 when now it may be 4 to 0 for Parker and Jen to be voted out because Matt has already started a new alliance.

Amanda holds her middle finger up playfully as she agrees "to not speak" anymore. Alex continues to talk down to Amanda asking if she's "8 years old". They are ALL guilty of the same shit Amanda is accussed of yet since their rancid comments haven't been exposed YET that people like Alex gets to talk down to her.

Amanda brings up that "we all do it" about talking shit about other people. TRUE. Basically Alex is trying his hardest to tell Amanda to stop talking so others can step forward as the new trouble makers and shit talkers. And Parker finally ADMITS that he was the one that put "rape" out there, not Amanda! FINALLY!

Over in the pink room Sharon is back to working all sides of the house by finding out what Jen has said about Ryan's family. Natalie, Allison and Sheila are there also. Sheila hopes Big Brother caught the "racist" comment on tape and it airs on TV. If they did, it probably will but then again if BB wants us to love Jen & Ryan, they won't. Ohh Sharon is brillant playing all sides, that is until people start talking about her jumping to each side over and over again.

Sharon, this shit plan of yours won't last the entire season. Sharon is back to trashing Jen behind her back again and again. This must be the 7,234th time she's done this. BROKEN BITCH RECORD.

DRAMA! Allison comes back to tell the girls, including Joshuah, that her bed is "soaked" and how Jen dumped water in it. Ryan, Matt and Adam are looking at their "soaked" bed. Alex enters the pink room to discover Allison telling her that Jen did it. Ryan brings out James and Chelsia and James laughs at the sight of it.

Everyone has already made Jen to be the one who has done it. I suspect Allison is setting Jen up because I've been watching the Quad Cam [4 cams] and I never saw Jen do it. Jen comes into the room and swears on the Bible and her "grand mother's" grave about how she didn't do it. She suspect a glass fell.

Oh wait, Matt and Adam did it and are playing a "joke" that is going to start more shit. They both shake their fist to the camera and laugh and smile. Oh man! Jen is in the living room telling Natalie that Amanda didn't call you a "whore" or a "slut" and Natalie seems to be fake ass with Jen about how she understands.

Allison now goes into the boat room with Joshuah to spread the hate on Jen to James and Chelsia. It NEVER ENDS in this kindergarten house. Jen heads outside to confront Ryan as to why people are upset with her for making a song up about Allison when James does the same thing. Ryan makes a stupid comment about how James doesn't go after "personal" stuff when JAMES DOES.

Now Ryan is telling Jen he believes someone, A STRANGER, in this house over his girlfriend. Jen is quick to figure out that Sheila is the person that is starting this and that she DOES admit that she told Sheila that Ryan HAD a "race issue" because Jen had a former BLACK boyfriend and this pissed off Ryan in the passed.

Jen says Big Brother purposely put her with a "black guy" to piss off Ryan in the game. Adam is finally sticking up with Jen about Sheila starting up shit with this. Amanda comes into the conversation and says people are starting up shit and putting words in people's mouth.

Now all four make fun of Sheila making this "racist" comment Jen made about her boyfriend "bigger than it is". Ryan seems to be upset over this because he's afraid how he'll shown on the show. Jen says again that all she told Sheila that was she had an ex black boyfriend who Ryan didn't like it and how BB put her with a black man to cause drama and now Sheila is spinning it out of control. Adam agrees.

Amanda wants Jen to get Sheila out here to just put it out there and END IT. Adam heads inside and finds out from Adam that supposely Ryan is "having it out" on Jen which isn't true. Allison is just stirring up shit and assuming Ryan and Jen are fighting when they aren't. Oh Allison, you stupid bitch. You KNOW this bitch is going to move in on Ryan once Jen leaves Wednesday.

Shit starter Allison has taken it upon herself to tell Parker about her "racist" comments and there goes Parker. Outside Jen and Ryan kiss and are not upset over each other. They enter the house to a living room full of people, including Parker. Jen and Ryan kiss again in the kitchen area.

Here comes Parker as Alex, Matt and Adam watch. Parker is pulled by Jen to find out what she did now. They head to the sauna room asking "what did I do". Amanda goes to easedrop but Parker gets her out of there. Parker confronts her about the water on the bed and Jen denies it. Parker tells her that Allison tells him that Ryan "taught" her to pour water on people's bed.

Now as Parker confronts Jen about the "racist" comment while Ryan is in the pink room finding out about Sheila's and Allison's spin on the "racist" comment. Parker is calm and listens as Adam and Alex "walk" by the Sauna room to over hear anything. Ryan is shaking his head back and forth in disbelief as Sheila tells her side of the story.

Parker doesn't hold it against her and are out of the room. Jen now goes to confront Allison about what she just told Parker about Ryan teaching her to pour water on people's bed. Jen comes to tell everyone in the pink room that she did not pour water on anyone's bed and apparently Ryan taught her how to do it.

Jen now points out Allison as the person doing it. Remember Adam and Matt did this and Jen is getting blamed for it. Jen starts in with the "everyone makes fun of everyone" in here. Allison continues to LIE about how she isn't the type of person to attack anyone personally. BULLSHIT.

Ryan pulls Jen aside to talk about what Sheila said and Parker now finds out more shit talk from Sheila and Allison about what Jen said or didn't say. Jen and Ryan head into the sauna room and she defends herself yet again. Ryan says they said you used the "N" word in his family and Ryan says something as he points at her and leaves Jen alone in the room.

Allison and Sheila talk more about this. Sheila now says Jen said someone in her family uses the "N" word and that Jen NEVER said Ryan used it himself. Jen goes into the pink room to confront Sheila but Allison interrupts. Sheila starts to get angry because Jen is supposely putting words in her mouth YET Sheila ADMITS that Jen is a "bigot" and "prejudice" and "I know what I heard" and Sheila starts yelling her point across that you are labeling use racists.

Amanda gets Ryan to go help Jen out and Amanda returns to the bathroom jumping up and down happy that she is no longer the person people are upset over.

Jen FINALLY gets Sheila to ADMIT that SHEILA herself labeled them a "racist" based on her comments she made about them both. Ryan continues to go after Jen about how she's making him look like shit outside the show. Allison keeps butting in and Jen says this has nothing to do against you.

Jen continues to make a statement that YOU GUYS made that assumption on your own. Jen admits that even her own family didn't like that she dated a black guy for a year. How can Jen be a racist when she dated a black man?

Jen also admits that the show producers and casting agents asked her about this race issue with Ryan and her before they even entered the house. Ryan continues to say "I'm a racist" because of Jen's actions and Allison continues to butt in that causes Jen to ask "what is it any of your business?"

GOOD GOD, Sheila seems to be upset also that Jen told her to SHUT UP. Hey Sheila SHUT THE FUCK UP! Allison keeps pushing the issue after Ryan figures out that Jen may have done this to better her game. BITCH Sheila is "I didn't want to say anything..." but you did.

In the other room Chelsia, Adam and Joshuah listen in on the whole fight. Amanda and James have a good hug in the kitchen area. All is forgiven. The pink room continues to attack Jen. Sheila is always fucking right in anything she says. STUPID BITCH. Allison keeps pushing on how bad a person Jen is and how she fucked up Ryan's life outside the house, which is kinda true BUT Ryan signed up for the show in the first place and he DOES admit to having issues with Jen dating a black man in the past.

HYPOCRITE Allison always has to have the last word. She ends it with how she's doing all this pointing the finger business to "help" her and not "hurt" her. I CALL BULLSHIT. Allison is now in the kitchen spreading the racist news to Chelsia, which isn't helping the situation. Jen walks by and laughs wanting to hear her "theme song". Allison is such a bitch. EVERYONE IS UP.

Joshuah is in the kitchen now loving all the drama. Allison still won't shut up about anything. Jen is in the bathroom now. Ryan outside smoking with James, Matt and Adam. Non HURTFUL Allison is laughing and joking around in the kitchen about all this. Yeah right, you're not here to "hurt" anyone BITCH.

Jen goes into her bedroom with Parker WHO'S black and doesn't seem to care about all this. REMEMBER, he's black! BLACK! Ryan is still outside talking about how he was able to confront this shit before she walks out. Jen is the new Amanda by saying words are being put in her mouth. People in the house assume someone said something or is something based on what they REALLY said. Remember folks, once Jen and Amanda are out the next 2 weeks expect you guys to turn on each other.

All this drama is causing Matt to smoke his first cigarrette in a few years. In the boat room Parker flicks off the camera with 2 middle fingers. Joshuah and Allison are laughing LOUDLY about everything that's happened to them. Allison then jokes that she didn't get to hear her "theme song" while wearing her favorite outfit tomorrow.

Allison says she "graduated junior high" like "ten years ago", basically acting as if he's above all this bullshit when she's pretty much part of it. Joshuah informs James in the kitchen about his snide comment to Amanda about her singing being one of her flaws. He just won't quit.

Then Ryan gets a hug from Joshuah... of all people! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. Matt walks into Jen and Parker's room to find out how they are doing. Chelsia is now gossiping with Joshuah and James how she's "would never do that to her own family" comments. REMEMBER, everyone in the house is FUCKING BETTER THAN JEN, no one is beneath her. FUCKING DELUSIONAL LOSERS.

Sharon has now told Joshuah what Amanda told her about how she feels better now that everyone is focused on Jen. Joshuah tells everyone in the kitchen this and how they all say "bitch" and they won't forget what Amanda did. MORE LIKE WHAT SHE DIDN'T DO or has been accussed of.

James goes into the blue boat room to sleep but finds an awake Jen and Parker. Jen says she overheard James in the other room talking about how Jen and Ryan "broke up". He doesn't deny saying it but says they have alot to talk about. James then says "I'm not laughing" and she says "neither am I".

Allions, who supposely announced she was going to bed because she's better than all this, is awake gossiping and trash talking everything with Chelsia and Joshuah. Ryan comes in and peeks on his girlfriend but goes to "cuddle" with Allison and Chelsia. Ryan has obviously chosen these douche bags over his girlfriend who exposed the truth about himself.

Jen hears all this and gets Ryan up to go talk. Allison and Chelsia laugh at this and Joshuah gets into the gossip bed. CUTN bitch Sheila hugs Ryan because he's dealing with all this. As Ryan walks with Jen he calls her a "really bad person". They enter the Sauna. Ryan wants to make this short.

Ryan gets angry and tells Jen "I'm sorry you're going home" and this show "has made you look like shit" for "throwing your boyfriend under the bus and your family". James is back up and talking with everyone in Allison's bed who just said "I love it" about what's happening to Jen. Again, REMEMBER Allison is not "hurting" Jen, she's HELPING her.

Ryan stays upset and wants to get up and leave but Jen doesn't let him get up and makes him sit back down. Jen wants him to look at her. He does. She tries to tell him to stop and that "I love you" and this is all because of "them two talking".

Jen laughs that she never used the word "prejudice" or "racist" again and again to Ryan. Ryan lays down and FINALLY starts to listen to Jen, his GIRLFRIEND who he knows for 9 months and he's known that CUNT Sheila for what, a week?!!?

Jen gets a kiss from Ryan and continues to explain herself. Sheila, the bitch, laughs with Allison's NERD HERD gang on the other side of the house about Allison wearing her "outfit" that she was made fun of in all day long. More judgemental talk from the NERD HERD in Allison's bed. Jen and Ryan mend their fractured relationship. It's funny because James, Chelsia, Sheila, Allison, Joshuah all laugh about others but give it a week or two, they will be after each other soon enough.

Ryan yawns and says "What a night". You got that brother! Jen and Ryan have officially made up.