Day 11, Part 2: Sometime in the wee hours James and Adam were talking about game talk. It seems James mentions that they should all "throw" HOH to Allison so that she can get her revenge and take out Amanda and Alex. That the following week's HOH is the most important and that is the one to win. James also reveals that he noticed a puzzle piece in the animal's cage.

James also tells Adam that Joshuah was out of line today and shows people the kind of person he can be and that later down the line if he doesn't stop this side of him soon people will target him quickly. FUCK YEAH JAMES! I suspect Joshuah will NEVER stop his hatred on the houseguests he doesn't like, it will never stop and his ass will be out the door soon never to return.

OHHH ALLISON. Queen Cunt is starting up again early in the morning. She's all about hating on Jen, behind her back, yet last night Allison talked a big shit about not being childish and stooping to everyone else's level. She just made fun of Jen's "five hairs on her head", whatever that means.

Hateful petty Joshuah brings up Amanda, his "Devil" to his own "Satan", about how HE will make sure this house doesn't forgive Amanda for "what she did" but half the shit Amanda is accussed of is based on here say so FUCK YOU JOSHUAH.

Sometime in the kitchen Joshuah is washing dishes with Sheila and Amanda walks by to inform Joshuah that she forgives him for his comments he made about her father. That she understands that in the heat of the moment it was said and that she again forgives him. NOW this douche bag never looks up or makes any kind of eye contact with Amanda. He just says "mmm hmm" and "okay" and "thank you".

At one point outside Sheila and Parker are talking and things are revealed. Allison is made to look like an idiot because last night Allison took it upon herself to confront Jen about Jen making fun of Allison behind her back and in the Diary Room. It turns out that Allison made Jen feel as if she was a child and how "unclassy" it was for Jen to make fun of her in such a manner. But now according to Parker it turns out that days ago when Parker was mad at Jen that he and Allison went into the Diary Room to TRASH JEN!

Parker makes Allison look like a hyocrite and Sheila FINALLY sees it. OH AND Then Matt asks them both outside if they think Ryan is a "racist" to which Sheila NOW SUDDENLY says that no one hear thinks Ryan is a "racist" YET last night according to Sheila that's EXACTLY what she ws saying about both Jen and Ryan!!! STUPID IDIOT BITCH. This dumbass hag can't even handle an argument or when someone confronts her with proper information when Sheila lives and breathes off misinformation and here say.

Sheila then admits that she is here playing for Allison because she is the only one that has "truely gotten to know me" thus Allison is high and mighty for Sheila's personality. Sheila down plays everyone's knowledge at life and that she knows more than everyone else. Sheila then says it "bothers me" when people get in Allison's face YET Allison is perfectly fine when she gets in other people's face. SHUT UP BITCH.

Ohhhh Sheila LIES about how people think her and Allison are "scheming" when this old hag claims they are NOT but they ARE!!! LYING little piece of shit. She's always talking about honesty and playing without judgement and here she is lying. LYING!

Later Joshuah is in the bathroom with Ryan and Chelsia talking about how he has to be "nice" according to Sharon because who knows who's going to be in the jury. Amanda's "cheery" voice can be heard from the other room and it's driving Joshuah nuts that makes him say "I hateeeeee her".

Fat ass Joshuah weighs himself while that bitch Chelsia fixes her hair. That fact that the house is starting to maybe not forgive Amanda but more so just accept her while the game goes on. Ryan says he's "cool" with everything from last night.

Joshuah is heard off camera bitching to someone about how Amanda told Sharon to tell him to be "nice" to Amanda and that Amanda has never been "mean" to Joshuah but "only to my friends". Joshuah still thinks this is stupid and will continue to treat Amanda like shit.

And for some reason Allison continues to spread the rumor that she and Sheila are lesbian lovers outside the house. She tells this to Chelsia today in the Sauna... um... what kind of game plan is this all about? IDIOT.

Upstairs in the HOH room Amanda and Natalie are having a good civil conversation about Natalie's interest in art and what she plans to do after the show. One of those get to know you conversations. Downstairs Sheila and Allison are doing WHAT ELSE but talk game! Remember Sheila gets "sick to her stomach" when people accuse her of doing this... BITCH!

Sheila asks Allison how long Ryan and Jen have been together. Allison says 9 months and that Ryan plans on proposing marriage at the finale to Jen. Allison laughs and Sheila is quick to JUDGE how "they won't last" and how it is a joke that Ryan wants to marry Jen. NOW Sheila is judging people when she claims to "hate" when other people do that to other people.

Adam, listening along with them, puts them in their place saying how he thinks it would be great and Adam is his own man that can make his own decisions. Suddenly Sheila agrees.

Later in the hot tub Alex and Joshuah laugh because Joshuah made a sign near the hot tub that says "Drama Free Zone" yet this boy is all about the drama. Alex says something about Joshuah being the one who has it "BAD" and Sharon laughs at the sign saying how much she "loves" him. Give me a break.

Alex then asks Sharon who she thinks is going home. She plays it up that she doesn't know and how the house keeps flipping back and forth when actually they've made up their mind almost a week ago on who's going out. Oh Alex, get a clue already.

Matt joins them and asks Sharon if he's a threat to her and she says "as of this second, not now". Sharon then reveals that she told Joshuah to stop all the tantrums and going off and how Joshuah says that Amanda pushed him over the edge but Sharon still says she told Joshuah to control himself. We'll see Sharon, we'llllll see.

Joshuah is in the sauna room with Natalie talking about how Jen, Amanda and Parker are the ONLY ones with all the drama in the house. Delusional Joshuah then says that once these 3 leave the house the house will be "drama free". IDIOT. Joshuah continues his Amanda hatred and then REVEALS that this week coming up they get rid of Amanda and next week they get rid of ALLISON!!!

Joshuah then says the "side of me" that came out last night "scared me" and wonders if people are "scared of him". UM.. no. They jump back on the bashing Amanda talk. Joshuah justifies that Amanda making fun of "his friends" is the reason why he went off yet he's been making fun of her and everyone friends with Amanda. Joshuah is just a mess of useless ficitional information and here say. Natalie also reveals that Amanda is trying so hard to get on her good side but according to Natalie Amanda can never be her friend.

Natalie also reveals that she can't trust Allison, "I can't put my finger on it". Joshuah calls Allison "untrustworthy". They also say Allison says she's not like Amanda but according to Natalie she spends alot of time with her. So it's OFFICIAL, both Natalie and Joshuah want Allison out at some point and when Sheila finds out expect all new shit to hit the fan. YEAH!

Minutes later Joshuah is in the shower and Sharon comes up to him to warn him to stay away from the hot tub because she's fishing information from Alex and Matt. He agrees and she goes back outside. Adam comes by and he and Joshuah talk about hitting the bars after all this is said and done. Give them a week or two, these 2 should be fighting with each soon.

Allison talks with Joshuah around the shower about how Allison feels like she has to carry Ryan and how America is going to hate Jen thus Ryan can't win the money because she's associated with him. Then Allison plays the "I can't win card" and that she is hear to "push" the right people to win that QUICKLY leads Joshuah to selfly get her to push for him.

Remember, just minutes away he told Natalie that Allison is "untrustworthy" and that she is going to go after Amanda, if he gets his way. FAKE ass fuck. Now they talk about how much their faces are on TV and how he wants to be on soap operas and/or host a job on the Logo Network. Allison tells Joshuah "you're drop dead gorgeous"-... Um... GAG!

Joshuah now talks about some boy named "Jase/Chase", a guy outside the house, that is some guy that he's involved with outside the house! What? Didn't you kiss Neil in the house!!! He had his friends send "Jase/Chase" flowers on Valentine's Day with the words "I Love You" on the card. What the fuck about Neil!?!? I thought you were fucking single!!!

Joshuah, Allison and Sheila start talking shit about others in the bathroom. Joshuah says "I can't let that happen" about Natalie possibly winning HOH with Matt and them not nominating Alex & Amanda. Guess what BITCH Matt already promised Alex he wouldn't nominate them but then again HOH hasn't even happened yet. If it's up to James he wants to throw it to Allison or Josh this week to get A&A out.

Minutes Later Natalie is already starting to talk about Allison going next after Alex and Amanda to Sharon. OHH I give it less than a hour, maybe 2, before Allison finds out. Once Matt finds out he should tell Allison to get Joshuah to go after her sooner thus keeping his "boy" Parker in the house. Start some new shit tonight Matt!

Joshuah says he is annoyed that people are "forgetting" about certain things aka Amanda and are starting each day with a "fresh new slate". Joshuah is making sure he reminds everyone about Amanda's actions. They then trash Allison that leads Sharon to say "Allison needs to keep her shit shut!".

Natalie then comes up with a stupidly brillant plan about Amanda getting voted out and something about making Allison think she did it, I don't know. Joshuah said Natalie is "fucking smart" and Sharon likes the plan but come the fuck on, anything planned never goes as expected in the Big Brother house so there's no point in figuring out a job that probably involves blow jobs for Matt.

Joshuah finally says "I need to stay away" from Amanda and not be so "hateful" because he figures out that everyone will turn against him if he continues his hateful insults towards her. DAMN IT.

Natalie is now telling Parker of her mistrust of Allison. Natalie just said Allison is "too confident" and "conievning" and "untrustworthy". Expect Parker to tell Jen who will tell Allison that people are spreading talk about how Allison is the next target in the house and that she may leave this week! YEAH!

Later Joshuah and Sharon are trashing Jen and Parker. Parker has a horrible attitude and Jen just said something about laying in Ryan's "sweat" that disgusts Sharon. "I hate Amanda, I hate Jen and I hate Parker" says Joshuah. Sharon now says the usual delusional shit "once those 2 couples are gone this house will be so different". Really BITCH? Have you ever watched Big Brother?

Sharon and Joshuah says Alex is "weak" and "she runs the show" between her and Alex but Joshuah acts like he "runs the show" now instead of Amanda. Really douche bag? Sharon then says "the reason why Natalie is SMART is because she listens to us". Stupidest comment ever.

Sharon then says "we can not win HOH" until the 2nd or 3rd week to the end. It seems NO ONE wants to win HOH this Wednesday to get out Amanda and Alex. That's funny. Everyone in the house wants to throw it someone else. Sharon talks about Adam and Sheila winning HOH and this makes Joshuah laugh. Though Sharon is nervous is Sheila has HOH because she "likes" Alex.

Then Joshuah asks if Sharon is ready for ANOTHER BIG SECRET of the house. That there is another couple in the house. Joshuah tells Sharon of Sheila and Allison being secret lesbian lovers. But the truth is Sheila and Allison are NOT lovers and they made all this up as part of Allison's big master plan. Everyone believes them that they've told and they plan on telling everyone it is a lie as early as next HOH week.

Allison is talking to Amanda and Sheila about how she's already hearing that she's being labeled as "cocky" and "too confident". Amanda says she is "out of it" and that she isn't responsible for this. Sheila now puts on her cunty halo about how she "defended" Amanda last night. Really? It was hard to see that in that mess of bullshit last night.

Joshuah is making himself to look like a dumbass as he continues to try to convince Sharon that Sheila and Allison are lesbians. Sharon even wonders if they are lying but Joshuah keeps saying they aren't. Sharon then says "Fucking Liars" in regards to Sheila & Allison. FUNNY!

Joshuah then says "I need everyone to hate each other the whole time" and how he wants the house "to burn down" with people hating each other that leads Sharon to include "and piss on the ashes". Joshuah isn't that brillant of a player, they did cast a bunch of people with stupid thoughts on how to play the game but at least one of them will win based on other people's stupid antics.

Joshuah just named himself the "King Gossiper of This House". Idiot. Later Joshuah is in the kitchen trashing, bashing Amanda for fucking showing her father's picture to everyone outside. Amanda says "Oh Gosh" and Joshuah starts ranting how Amanda is doing this ONLY to make everyone remember how mean Joshuah was to her about her father.

Allison says "let's try to make it through the day with no drama". Joshuah keeps ragging on and on about Amanda is doing something bullshit dirty and then Sheila says "too much drama" that causes Joshuah to walk away. Sheila then starts talking about how Amanda's father was a "good looking man" and how Amanda's brother was in the service and just got back. Joshuah leaves since no one is listening to him and says "well, whatever. I don't give a fuck".

Allison then says something to Sharon and Sheila about Joshuah and Sheila says "I know, I know, he's pathetic". Joshuah comes back into the kitchen area. Now Sheila is telling Joshuah how Adam is telling people how he doesn't want to win HOH this week.

God forbid Parker enters the kitchen COMMON area and stands there. He leaves causing Sheila to make some fucked up comment about Parker easedropping on their conversation they are having IN A FUCKING PUBLIC AREA.

Sheila goes into the couch room with Joshuah, Allison and Sharon and continues to bitch about Parker "listening" in on HER conversation in a PUBLIC area. IDIOT. Joshuah then sighs as he lays on the bed and says "fuck Amanda" out of nowhere. Joshuah then describes Amanda as a "mutt" since she's not 100 percent Italian like her father. Sheila keeps brushing off his rude comments and keeps talking.

Amanda comes into the couch room to talk about her dad and share his picture. Sheila asks questions and discuss Amanda's family. Joshuah buries his face in his pillow growing very annoyed and then gets up like a little dirty cunt he is and walks out of the room towards the kitchen area. ASSHOLE.

Sheila then says in front of Amanda about how Parker is following them around to easedrop. Amanda tells Sheila she's being "a bit paranoid". Sheila doesn't agree but laughs it off.

Minutes Later the entire house is outside talking about sex stories and Joshuah and Sheila are in the pink room bitching about what else, Amanda and Parker. BORING!

Day 12: Just past midnight Parker and Jen are talking in the blue boat room. He's telling her about how Natalie has told him that Joshuah and Sharon don't trust Allison. Ryan has also told Jen that if Allison tries to say anything bad about her that he will put her in her place. Both hope they can stay this week but I personally think they are done for.

Later Natalie and Matt talk in the Blow Job bed. Apparently they don't want to win HOH either! But if Sheila and Adam aka "these 2 idiots" are left in the HOH comp then they will try to win it. This is funny. James and Chelsia don't want to win HOH. Matt and Natalie don't want to win. Sheila and Adam don't want to win. Joshuah and Sharon don't want to win. That leaves Allison and Ryan to win when all the other teams throw it to them.

Matt continues to get annoyed by Natalie as he lays in their bed with his back to her as she talks his ear off. I guess he's not up for a blow job tonight. Natalie asks "are you going to sleep" and he says "I'm just laying down". Well maybe he does want one.

Matt also tells Natalie that he wants to start ANOTHER fucking alliance with Joshuah and Sharon. Matt also tells Natalie that if they win HOH that he WON'T put up Alex and Amanda, not his "boy". Matt then has to hear Natalie's bullshit love sick mouth about how she's telling everyone how in sync they both are, how they both "mind read" each other.

Matt is also stupid enough to believe his "flirting" with Allison will keep him off the block if Allison and Ryan win HOH. IDIOT. Matt doesn't realize that if he doesn't win HOH that he's going up on the block against his "boy" Alex and Amanda. BIG BUFF, HUNKY IDIOT.

Later Allison talks with who else but Sheila about how "disgusting" Jen is as a person when she made fun of someone's personal character traits... UM... GO FUCKING TELL JOSHUAH this you two faced bitch, one sided bitch. This skank Allison so about talking shit about Ryan and Jen's relationship forever and a day. BITCH move onto topic number 2, let us know when you fucking get there.

Hmm. it seems Natalie reveals today that she had an abortion. Last night she admitted she was so drunk that one night she shit all over herself as well as pissed herself and threw up on herself. Wow, Natalie is a rare diamond in the Oregon rough.

Ohh Parker FINALLY confronts Allison about her one sided bullshit about going after Jen for talking shit about her when Allison herself talked shit about Jen in the Diary Room FIRST. Allison then uses the fucking excuse that she did it with "class" whereas Jen has none and did it without "class". FUCK YOU BITCH.

Parker also has a new found hate for James and his "pink hair" and his "pink crotch" and for them to "get the fuck out of here". Parker also says that he doesn't want him out because it's not that he "doesn't like him" but that he knows James will put him up if he stays and James gets HOH.

Later in the bathroom Allison and Sharon are talking about the votes and how Sheila may have NOT voted for her to stay! Allison is telling Sharon that she is not lying but has been in an "alliance" with Joshuah "from day one" and that Sharon is "fucking adorable" and "I love you", the usual bullshit Allison tells everyone to get on their good side.

Jen apparently sat down in the kitchen area and turned around giving Allison a "smirk". Whatever Allison. People are nervous that the vote may come down to 2 vs 2. Matt replaces Sharon in the bathroom and says "I'm not an idiot" after Allison's spiel about how she's going home. Allison is now saying "Sheila is a loose cannon".

Um.. what happened to her and Sheila's fucking best damn friendship!?!?

Later Jen and Sheila are having a heart to heart talk about Jen's comments and how "Ryan is a good guy" and Jen admits that she should have never brought in that "race issue" into this game. Sheila then tells Jen that she "made an agreement" that she was going to keep Jen & Parker. Both start to cry as Jen says "one of us is leaving" and it seems Sheila is emotional implying that she has voted out Allison & Jen cries talking about how she is loosing a "boyfriend" and how Sheila is loosing her "best friend" aka Allison.

They then both promise each other to have each other's backs after this week. I'm sorry but it's perfect to keep hated people in the house over "likable" people in the house. Well Ryan is now talking with Allison in the bathroom area about how Sheila is toying with Jen. This may be something these to fake bitches hatched up in their hen house the night before. Sheila is playing so fucking dirty if she's toying with Jen like that and if Ryan tells Jen about Allison's revelation... ohhh expect another cat fight tonight!

Allison reveals that Sheila "pretended" to cry when she came out of the Diary Room and how Parker and Jen hugged after they saw that. Allison then tells Sheila that she "deserves an Oscar". Allison laughs as Sheila makes comments about her and Adam not agreeing on who to vote out, something about their original promise/deal made with Parker & Jen during the day when they were the "power couple".

Amanda comes into the pink room where Matt and Parker are talking. Amanda believes that Sheila and Adam are voting for Parker to stay but Matt says that Sheila is an "actress" and it all was a "ploy" but Amanda still believes they are voting for Parker to stay. Both Matt and Parker don't believe Sheila for a fucking second.

Allison is in the storage talking with Ryan about how Sheila is doing this whole big act about who's she's voting out. Ryan still thinks it could be true but Allison is "positive" that Sheila is voting Jen and Parker out. Allison is so smug and happy about her goodbye message to Jen and the REAL reason why Sheila was crying was because she was forced to say a goodbye message to Allison that caused the tears.

At another point in the day Joshuah asks Allison and Sheila if he went too far with Amanda and they both agree he didn't and it was justified. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I just think these 2 want to encourage Joshuah's mouth to continue to get him in trouble. BRILLANT move on their part, anything to fuck up Joshuah's game is fun!

Later Amanda pulls Joshuah into the sauna room to talk, FINALLY talk. Amanda says she noticed Joshuah flicking her picture off and she again forgives him for the father comments. Joshuah now tries to explain his reasoning behind his epic blow up. Joshuah claims Amanda "swore on her dad" when she corrected him and she said that she did not say that and was swearing that she didn't tell Chelsia.

Joshuah is trying to tell Amanda what she's or "ya'll's" aka her alliance with Parker, Jen, Alex and Matt have been doing left everyone else in the house to alliance and her making fun of his friends somehow affected him. Amanda is then told by Josh that Parker & Jen are going to leave and if they do stay for some reason that they will be put up against her and her partner.

Amanda then trashes Jen for how the way she reacted to a comment made about her going up against Amanda next week if she stays. Joshuah keeps harping on an alliance that Amanda is in yet he's in an alliance as well with his group of people. WHATEVER Joshuah.

Amanda then corrects another of Dumbassuah's misunderstandings about her and her trying to have a different final 3 and how she doesn't trust Jen but she does trust Parker, which they both agree the whole house has the same feeling. But Amanda isn't the only one getting different "final 3/4/2" alliances, Joshuah is fucking guilty of the same damn thing so his high and mighty bullshit grudge on his shoulder for Amanda doing is stupid.

Joshuah says "everyone knows you have to get on the hard people out first" and Amanda points out that he is "flying under the radar" and that she is "flying above the radar". Amanda does admit to lying in the hot tub during their epic fight about something meaningless but she says she had to lie for whatever stupid reason she came up with.

Amanda says she never talked shit about him and Joshuah says she never said shit but was TOLD everything Amanda was doing through other people. He only talked shit after people told him what she was doing in the house. Amanda is basically trying to sell the idea that keeping Parker & Jen in the house is a good idea but Joshuah says he is more protective with "his group".

This Dumbassuah keeps talking about "my people" and "my group" meaning he has his own alliance with the house and continues to fault Amanda for having her own alliance. Just like last year when Kail and the 3 guys created an alliance the rest of the house was forced to create an early on house alliance and that's the same situation here this new year.

Joshuah FINALLY apologizes for calling her "cunt" and for making the "dad" comment during the big fight but he has yet to apologize for the other dad comments he made to Allison when they were alone.

Amanda questions why Allison is suddenly being nice to Joshuah but whatever she says isn't turning Joshuah's mind into keeping Parker & Jen. DUMBASSUAH then says that whenever he sees "them" up in the HOH room that they are "scheming" yet this shithole is always ALWAYS scheming with Sharon and everyone else in the house not part of Amanda's alliance.

Enough already with these two. Joshuah is suppose to go into the actual sauna with Natalie in a few minutes and I expect him to once again trash Amanda to Natalie and talk about how whatever she is in his eyes.

Joshuah again apologizes for the father comment and admits he was "out of line". Amanda tries to once again defend herself about things that were brought up in the fight- Ahhh I'm done with these two. There's another twist coming and whatever plans they come up with just is complete and utter shit.

Later Natalie, Sharon and Joshuah are in the Sauna chatting about WHAT ELSE but Amanda. Joshuah LIES about what was said in his chat with Amanda. He is now playing the both sides of everyone's alliance. Both Sharon and Joshuah are now OFFICIAL floaters of the house, friends with everyone and "to the end" with everyone.

Amanda comes into the sauna room and talks with Sheila but then approaches the sauna to ask if they are fine with her saying "bueno". They all agree it is fine to be said, not annoying and then when Amanda walks away Natalie is quick to start trashing Amanda again. Joshuah seems to be getting annoyed with Natalie and leaves the sauna to go take a shower.

Natalie talks a mile a minute when she's in game mode and repeats herself forever and a day. Amanda comes by the sauna room to have chit chat and then walks away and Natalie is quick to talking about how great she is and how she talks to certain people and she's brillant in how she gets information and WHATEVER shut the fuck BLOW JOB SERVANT.

Oh Wait, Natalie just said "I don't care how much you apologize" regarding Amanda to Natalie and how she will NEVER forgive Amanda for whatever she said or didn't say to her. Amanda NEVER called her a whore or a slut but it was implied by lots of people in the house, not just Amanda. Natalie, you're getting treated like complete shit by your own partner, you ain't that smart BITCH.

Dinner time! Everyone is going around the table saying goodbyes to Allison, Ryan, Jen and Parker. Everyone gets their turn, most of the comments are fun and then when it's time for Sheila... OH BROTHER do people start laughing. Sheila always takes things too seriously and says to people that it's "really fucked up".

People try to keep quiet, James and even others have to turn their face away from the table and cover it completely to not laugh because the sight of Sheila being emotional towards Allison just comes off as fuck you bitches hilarious. James and Chelsia are shown laughing, someone laughs out loud during her "emotional" speech. It turns out the laugh out loud moment was Alex who did apologize but was still holding in laughter. Even Adam, Sheila's partner has to bury his face in his plate to stop from laughing.

FUCK YOU SHEILA. LOL.Oh Gawd, is this stupid goodbye dinner tradition going to be happening every fuckin' week? I doubt because things in the house will only get more personal... I mean they better! I want drama!

Minutes later, after dinner, Sheila and Twatllison open their fucking mouths to each other about comments made at dinner by some of the boys. Alex brought up a point that involves Allison making money outside of here and Matt wanted Allison to smile, be happy more in the house. Of course these 2 skanks too it so personally. Expect to hear them bitch about it all night long.

Over in the kitchen Amanda and Joshuah shockingly get along and exchange comments about nothing. Back in the bathroom where the Sea Hags are talking Sheila is reassuring Allison that she isn't leaving. Allison also wants to confront Alex about his "money" comment and Sheila is QUICK to hate on Alex talking about "his ass" leaving next week.

It is also revealed that Allison does admit to making 100,000 dollars a year with her job but that she had admitted to Sheila that she has a gambling problem and that she's in debt. Sheila wants Allison to wait until after the vote out to confront Alex. So now the other side has a reason to hate Alex after these 2 cunts spin his comment into something worse than it was.

Joshuah and Natalie come by them and Joshuah makes a comment about "how it's not fun". This CUNT alliance needs to lighten the fuck up already. It's week 1 and a half, COME ON! Chelsia comes in and adds that when Amanda hugged her she told Chelsia she was sorry but Chelsia is happy to report that she didn't apologize back and rolled her eyes at the gesture by Amanda. BITCH.

Allison is now bitching about what Alex said at dinner about the "money" comment. Allison is now in the "who the fuck are you to..." mode, expect a confrontation tonight. Minutes later Allison continues and continues and continues to bitch about both Matt and Alex. "Seriously, don't fuck with me right now" says Allison about the boys. GET OVER YOURSELF BITCH.

"I fucking hate Alex" says Allison. "He better not fucking touch me again" says Allison about Matt. Sheila then says what SHE said at the dinner table about others was "geniune" yet everyone who's doesn't hold Sheila on a fucking pedestal was full of crap and being "fake". IDIOT HAS BEEN TWAT. Allison won't drop the issue of "racist" Jen and how everyone is telling Jen & Ryan that they are a great couple.

Oh Wait, Sheila admits to taking a stab at Jen's breast in a hidden comment about how Jen once made fun of her boobs

"You know what Alex. You're disgusting. Nice earring. Like some fucking diamonds in it." Oh Allison, I thought you were above everyone else when it came to personal attacks. Oh shit now Allison says she wants to push Sheila to the end and that Sheila will win if she is against her yet earlier Allison admits to needing the money because she's in debt. GIVE ME A BREAK YOU stupid lying bitch. See through that shit already Sheila!

Later Allison and Sheila head outside to mingle with the house. Allison heads over to Joshuah on one of the lounge chairs to BASH Sheila about how she's acting in the house, getting angry too quick, they joke about putting a "drink" in her and putting her to sleep and Allison continues to push the fake story of "we're lesbians who know each other out of the house" game play on with Joshuah. Sheila already told Allison that Joshuah will be "super pissed" if he finds out the truth but that Sharon will "forgive" them when they do reveal the truth that it was all a joke.

Sharon joins them and Allison makes a statement "all eyes are on me" yet no one is looking at her or them on the lounge chair because everyone is screaming and laughing around the pool table. Allison starts her SPREAD THE ALEX HATE to Joshuah and Sharon.

Later Allison and Sharon talk about Jen on the outside lounge chair. Allison HIPPOcrite says that when Jen came up to her to to tell her "I'm sorry" that Allison does not forgive her even though Allison is quick to say "I forgive everyone" but just not Jen.

Now Allison attacks Jen's beauty as someone who's "not attractive" and she tells Sharon that she is "beautiful", "the full package", "smart", etc... Allison loves to build up people and these idiots buy into it.

LOL. Amanda and Joshuah are going to act out a fight in the backyard that ends with Amanda hitting Joshuah. They are loving that they are going to do this to everyone. It starts, there's some yelling, EVERYONE THINKS IT'S REAL. Both start yelling fuck you's to each other hands on each other, Amanda pushes him into the pool and James comes running over to get between them. Amanda starts laughing yet Joshuah stays in character but Amanda ruins the fun by not being able to contain her laughter.

Everyone laughs and I'm surpised no one else stepped up and started in on Amanda to make it a real fight. Sharon follows Joshuah into the house as he changes.

Later in the couch room Dumbassuah's MASTERPLAN to Sharon is to get out Amanda, who he still "hates", out first with Matt and Natalie next, Allison and Ryan after that, James and Chelsia and for them to be at the end with Sheila and Adam. Sharon then points out that Adam is "smart". Sharon fears Adam.

Sharon calls Sheila "crazy" and Joshuah calls her "out of control". Sharon says that they need to go on the block together. Then they both laugh about Ryan and his game play. Sharon believes Matt is a "nice guy" and Natalie is also nice and if they were in the finals that they would win.

Minutes later Joshuah and Adam talk about Sheila, more so make fun of her. Adam admits that Sheila has "grandma breath" and that his nose hairs curl when they talk. Joshuah laughs about Sheila being "all dried up". FUNNY stuff here. Joshuah also admits she doesn't want to "babysit" Sheila and that's what's Allison is for. LOL.

Adam then jokes about how in bed with Sheila he "hugs the fucking wood frame" to keep away from her. Minutes later Allison walks into the couch room where Alex, Matt and Amanda are now in the room. Alex asks "Alley Cat" what's wrong and she says NOTHING. STUPID BITCH, say something. They have fake ass small talk and Allison grabs something and hauls ass out of there.

Natalie sits on one of the couches with Matt and he wants NOTHING to do with her. He won't share information about Parker with her because "it's done" and he wants her to leave him alone. She gets up makes a comment about him not wanting to spend any time with her, he said he played pool with her and then she got up and went into the room, not upset but just a little pissed yet keeping it all in. GET A CLUE nat!

Later in the storage room Joshuah and Allison exchange a quick exchange of words that his "friendship" with Amanda is just an "act".

In another part of the house Alex reveals to Natalie that if for some reason the vote is a tie that they will vote out Allison and Ryan blaming Allison for saying she saying one thing about campaigning and doing another. Natalie then reveals that Allison came up to her to throw a comment back in her face about not being a competitor when they won POV.

Alex works on his non existent abs in the sauan as Natalie NEVER shuts the fuck up. Natalie wants to win HOH and then laughs about Alex and Amanda winning HOH after that and then "Me and Matty" win POV back to back... delusional! Who knows what the fuck this blow job princess wants, she tells everyone something different. She's a blow job floater at this point.

Day 13: Something is brewing in the BB house. Joshuah, James and Adam are outside figuring out what's going. Apparently Allison is trying to get into an alliance with Matt & Natalie and Alex & Amanda to get out Joshuah & Sharon, James and Chelsia and Sheila & Adam. What?!?! I know.

Sharon is with Allison right now in the couch room trying to figure out what's going on. Back outside Joshuah reveals that he "overheard" Alex and Allison talking about getting out someone from the other side of the house. James laughs with them and says "We just saved her" and "she's crazy!".

Joshuah is hoping Sharon gets some kind of information from Allison. They all joke about how they all should NOW fight for HOH later today. Adam then says about Allison "She's a demented fucker" that causes all of them to laugh. They all just can't help laughing at Allison's game play, whatever she's doing confuses them and makes them laugh at the same time.

Later it is figured out that Allison is supposely just fishing for information and how she can't stand Alex anymore and how Alex has "nailed his coffin shut" with both of them. WHHHAAATTEEVVER! Allison is playing 2 different alliances, if one side wins she doesn't go up, if the other side wins she doesn't go up. This shit is going to catch up with her so fucking quick.

Whatever she said shut Sharon and Joshuah up. Allison is now talking with Sheila in her bed where Sheila now talks about how Alex has this "ego" when these 2 cunts have ego's OUT OF CONTROL! Minutes later Sheila gets into bed with her Grandma Breath and the house becomes quiet for a change.

Sometime in the late midnight hours Amanda & Alex are FINALLY sleeping in the HOH bed together. Their final night before someone else moves in. Alex talks about going without "it" for a month is hard and she thinks he's talking about sex and he says he's talking about masturbation. She asked if he jerked off in sequestor before the show started and he didn't because he was worried there were cameras in his room.

Amanda is quick to say "So was I" about there being cameras in their hotel rooms. She reaches over and hits him in agreement and shock that they both thought the same thing but then he's quick to say "You're on my side". She pulls her arm back and says "whatever" and Alex starts repeating her in a high pitched babyish voice.

She laughs saying "that's not how I sound". She then says "Alex. Is. So. Mean" and he repeats it all. He then says "Bueno" in that high pitched voice and she hits hit him in nut sac region. Then he starts to verbally make fun of her stomach and she hits him again in the back.

He then tries to roll over and complains about how much room there is on his SIDE of the bed. She says no and wants him to measure his side and she will measure her side. They playfully argue and she scoots over and complains about almost falling off the bed. He says "good" but then is quick to say "but I don't want to see you get hurt".

She grabs a pillow and puts it between them as a divider and he grabs it throwing it off the bed. She says "whatever" and he copys her again. She gets playfully upset and rolls over. After a few seconds of silence he says "Bueno" in his newly trademarked high pitched Amanda voice.

She starts to bug him by saying all types of words in Spanish. He puts a pillow over his head. Then he complains about the covers again and leads her to yell "Shut Up" and then as they face each other in bed he BURPS loud and she turns around yelling "grosss".

He won't stop using the high pitched voice that she gets playfully annoyed yelling "Stop!" He then says "Goodnight" "Goodnight Jerk" "Goodnight Bitch" "Up your Ass" "Up your penis hole", it's back and forth in their high pitch voices. It's FUNNY and good to see they are getting along with no one else around to fuck it up.

Then Alex calls Amanda's privates "Amanda's No No Area" using the hilarious high pitched voice. Alex can't figure out why he can't sleep. She says he drank coffee before going to bed. PLEASE HAVE SEX. PLEASE HAVE SEX. PLEASE HAVE SEX.

Damn it. Nothing. But it seems Ryan and Jen had sex again somewhere on the floor under some sheets. I'm sure Ryan sweated all over the place. OH MY GAWD! They're showing the guniea pigs on Cam 4! Fuck I need to go to bed.

Episode 5: So in this season's first live eviction episode we find out that Jen REALLY did call her own boyfriend a "racist" not once but fucking twice! Sheila the hag was right... damn it. Jen came off as a real waste of a human being still in much need of a personality reboot because she's just horribly driven by money. She fucked up and was the best person to be evicted from the house.

Joshuah's other "suicide dad" comment didn't make the air but at least Chelsia & Joshuha's double "dad" comment towards Amanda did! In the HOH comp Porno James & Fatty Chelsia won HOH! They also won rewards and punishments during the HOH Comp.

Back to Day 13. After the HOH comp and live show was over Sheila and Allison came clean with their fucked up Lesbian lie that they knew each other outside of the house. They tell Joshuah, Sharon, Chelsia and James, the only people in the house who actually knew.

Allison later pulls Joshuah into the storage room to better explain HER side of the lesbian lie and trashes Sheila to Joshuah. Allison uses Sheila's "freak out cryfest" yesterday as something that causes Allison to doubt Sheila and call her a loose cannon. What the fuck is Allison doing? She's always complimenting people and telling them she wants to take them to the end and then always trashing everyone to everyone else. She's either brillant in a house of idiots or stupid in a house of idiots.

When James, Chelsia and Joshuah get together they start to talk about how NEITHER of them trust Sheila or Allison after this. They believe that the fake lesbian relationship was just that, made up but later Chelsia reveals to James that when she went into the Diary Room one time they asked her about she thought about the "lesbian couple" in the house. Now they wonder if they are suddenly lying about their relationship to take the target off their backs.

James also makes it known to Chelsia that Alex and Amanda ARE going up and that he has a plan on who's to go up next to them. Chelsia mentions Matt & Natalie but it is not official. James does ensure to Joshuah also that he isn't going up. James is talking as if he's the only HOH and then suddenly remembers Chelsia is his co-HOH partner. Little power trip James?

Chelsia and James get their HOH keys and show everyone the room. It seems Chelsia got alot of personal stuff whereas James really didn't get anything personal

As Chelsia pulls suitcases and bags into the HOH room she tells James that "it sucks" because she likes one person from every couple and how Sheila was downstairs bitching about something and it was annoying the fuck out of her.

Sheila yells defending herself to Allison about Adam putting the blame on her for voting out Jen and Parker. Allison keeps talking up Sheila how she's right about it all and how Adam is stupid. It seems Sheila is PISSSED AWF at Adam and Alex. She's yelling out so loud that Joshuah comes into the pink room.

Allison then tells Joshuah that the reason why Sheila is upset is because Adam is telling everyone on "their" side that he wants Parker out and then he tells his "boys" that it was Sheila who wanted to vote out Parker.

Joshuah then leaves as Amanda tries to get Allison and Sheila in the kitchen. One of the HOH "punishments" is that the women have to cook for their man and Amanda doesn't want Sheila to get a penalty nomination and to cook with the rest of the girls.

Sheila is yelling to let everyone let her calm down and how Adam was "that close" to me and getting in my face to "threaten me". Allison is now trying to get Sheila to come to the kitchen and calm down and talk about this later. Sheila won't budge. She wants to poison Adam's food but not really, she's just upset and saying she wants to.

Minutes later Allison is trying to get Sheila to "calm down" and basically not get noticed by James and Chelsia, this week's HOH. Sheila starts going on and on and on about Adam and I can just see Allison thinking to herself "I choose this nutjob bitch for my best friend in the house, great, fucking great".

OH GAWD, both of these hags are calling Adam a "liar" when they LIED to everyone about them being lesbians. Sheila's tone of voice gets loud and then she gets whisper quiet and then gets loud again when Alex's name is up. Sheila is now talking about if James and Chelsia are going to put me up for being annoying then "PUT ME UP!" and comparing this to a Dr. Will move.

Sheila throws the "I got a book deal" when I leave this house bullshit and how she's better than everyone else and Allison is still trying to get her to calm down. Alex then comes in and says he apologizes for whatever misunderstandings happened outside. Allison tells Alex about why Sheila is upset but is interrupted by Sheila and what Adam has said and done.

Now these hypocrites are talking about how "men don't talk to women that way" on how Adam got in Sheila's face YET when Joshuah got in Amanda's face, THAT'S OKAY because she supposely "deserved it". WHATEVER YOU SKANK HAGS.

Alex then tries to defend his "boy" because it was apparently Shelia who went outside earlier to confront Adam because she thought he was trashing her when Alex says he wasn't. Sheila then says Adam said certain things earlier that pissed her off and that's why she went off.

Sheila thanks Alex for "apologizing" and how he is "so hot" when seconds earlier she was trashing him to Allison and Joshuah. Allison keeps begging Sheila to come out to the kitchen and she won't leave the room. "Understand me and I've been there for you and I need you to understand me". Sheila is pissing off Allison now and I can't wait for Allison to start trashing this hag some more after.

"I'm not going to have any of those kids tell me what to do in here" and how she will tattle tell to BB when Adam gets in her face again. STUPID BITCH.

HERE COMES ADAM! Allison loves to be in the middle of everything and chooses to stay as both Sheila and Adam talk calmly. Both are trying to reason when each other and better understand each other but then Adam blames this blowout between them on her. She blames her.

Both start blaming each other and then Adam gets fed up and calls Sheila "nuts" and then Sheila, being the one who's never anything but "nice", says Adam is the one who's nuts. Adam leaves the room and Sheila gets up to leave to.

Later in the HOH room Chelsia admits she wants to be a bitch in the game but since she doesn't know who is going to be in the jury she holds back. It is then REVEALED that Adam & Sheila are the most likely nominees to go on the block against Alex and Amanda simply because they have less of a chance to win POV, or so they think.

Joshuah then says the thing she hates about Joshuah is he is a "gossiper" and how she "loves" Alli but "I'm not here to fucking make friends". LOL. James makes fun of everyone who thinks they are going to be famous off this show, "It's a reality show". James and Chelsia trash Adam saying he has a "lazy eye" and Chelsia says he does have a good body but his face is "too fucking fat for me". LOL. Gay for Pay star James also says Matt is a "good looking person". Yeah I bet you think so you big dicked cock sucker!

James then says "I really hate hanging out with some of these people because they're loud" and Chelsia says "they're fake" but James doesn't agree with that. They then talk about the casting process and how Natalie got up to go use the bathroom and everyone noticed her "calme toe". Then they talk about Amanda, trashing how she dresses when she works out and how fat she is getting. James does try to be the better person whereas Chelsia is SUPER QUICK to judge everyone else in the house. BITCH.

Man oh man I thought giving Joshuah HOH this week would make him go power nuts but Chelsia is turning into the BIGGEST HOH bitch so far. They watch Allison on the spy screen and Chelsia says "I can't fucking trust her" and looks at James. Chelsia is then getting easily upset but hiding it kinda well about James answering that if he has to choose between getting the whole half millon prize or splitting with his partner he would choose to have the money for himself.

James then points out that he thinks Joshuah and Sharon are trying to be the "puppeteers" and that they are "playing someone else's game". OHHH James starts to think that they getting out Alex and Amanda is doing Joshuah's and other's dirty work. Are they going to go after someone else? They talk about Sharon playing the "good friend card" and it works for Joshuah. At least they are looking at their options.

Minutes later Chelsia and James talk about maybe this year's twist is they, Big Brother, will bring in their "exes" and that they agree to just sleep with them but then vote them out. James is asked if he would choose his ex fiancee over her and he says he doesn't know but agrees to stick with Chelsia. I don't see this happening but you never know.

James is back to thinking there are more people in the house that know each other. They believe Matt and Allison know each other because they are "five minutes away from each other". James and Chelsia are back to being idiots! James wonders why Matt wouldn't go for Natalie "because she's a beautiful girl" and that Matt "already touched her to make sure she didn't have a dick" because it seems they heard from people before getting on the show that a "tranny" may be in the house.

James does admit that the Lesbian lie really did piss him off. Chelsia talks about Matt saying "fuck you you ain't getting shit" about Matt sexually working Chelsia in the game. Chelsia then called Allison and Sheila "dykes". James then admits that he would swear on anything and then lie to "get that money" and Chelsia agrees but wouldn't lie to him and he admits that he would lie to her for the money. She keeps brushing everything he honestly says off and laughs along.

Both have been drinking alot in the HOH room and are both "buzzed". James jokes around that they are going to be the "assholes" tonight. They finally head downstairs to talk to the rest of the house and mingle.

Later in the HOH room drunk Chelsia and James, but not too drunk, are laying in bed and FUCKING MAKING OUT?!?! What the hell, I fuckin' leave the computer for a second and these 2 are making out in the HOH "rape" bed? At one point James is shirtless, she's wearing her naughty nightie and is grinding his most likely erect covered crotch in her hips. Her body is turned to the side and she's resisting hooking up with James but is downing a fuckin' "get me laid" bloody mary drink.

Then James picks up the covers and hides them both under it, they make out a bit and then she pushes the covers away and tells him to stop. She sits up to drink again and he wants her to put her drink down and lay down with him. He WANTS sex so bad and she's resisting. He keeps asking "you alright?" and she always says yes.

James scoots closer and closer to her and starts to take her bra off, after she's loaded with bloody mary's. He tries to pull her back down to lay down and she says "stop stop stop stop" in a calm voice. He then possibly calls her a "cock tease" but we don't hear the last part because flames come up over the feeds and when it comes back after several minutes we see Chelsia is out of the bed and he's by himself laying in bed. Ohhhhhh! James is an asshole taking advantage of a drunk girl! Oh and apparently BB's voice told James to stop, they interferred.

Chelsia now has her red robe on walking around the room. James is using the restroom possibly getting his big gigantic dick to go down. Come on BB Show us footage him stroking in the HOH bathroom! Meanwhile Chelsia sits at the table and seems fine.

Minutes later she's back in bed and James is quick to kiss her. He pulls the covers back over them and then seconds later she pushes them back down. He tries to playfully touch her piercing on her mouth area and then she pulls her back for him to stop. She is focused on the TV and what's happening downstairs. He doesn't want to "play" and doesn't think it's a good idea for her to go downstairs when she's "buzzing".

Minutes later he tries to kiss her again and this time she pulls her entire head back. Chelsia then makes a comment that he's in it for the money. He says the same thing about her. And then tries AGAIN to kiss her. She said the key word "stop" earlier and James is clearly ignoring it and now that he knows BB is watching him and already warned him to stop that he gets up to leave. He did though make sure she was already but did rub her thighs and caress her face before leaving HOH with the door open.

He heads downstairs and tells Ryan about him and her "Making out for 2 seconds" and then they high five each other. GIVE ME A BREAK. High Fiving?

Ohhhh! James is now telling Ryan and Adam outside that Sheila and Allison are supposely lesbian lovers and Ryan doesn't believe it. Then James makes it known that he is all about "operation condor" which is to get out Alex and Amanda. Adam wonders if it was true and Ryan keeps making sure these guys don't believe it so that he doesn't go up again on the block for being paird up with yet another couple.

James reveals that the nomination has to be tomorrow. James then hints that Adam or Ryan needs to go on the block against Alex and Amanda and Adam is super quick to saying he doesn't want to go up. The whole plan is that if A&A win POV that they don't want Matt & Natalie on the block so they can be backdoored.

But what IF M&N play POV and win and save Alex and Amanda... I just see both Matt & Natalie going up with Alex and Amanda once Joshuah and Sharon start talking. Put their manipulative asses up Cock Sucking James!

Ryan then says how he should get a "week off" since being on the block. James' "fair" way of deciding whether Adam or Joshuah goes up to be the pawn is by doing a "fair" game of paper rock sissors! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Later James tells Natalie, Matt and Allison in the sauna room that he made out with Chelsia "until she passed out" but left out the parts where she kept denying him. When Matt hears this he turns into epic douche bag wanting to knock fists with James.

In the kitchen Matt starts dancing around with Alex and then Amanda yelling "Bueno" over and over again. Over in the couch bedroom Sheila FINALLY apologizes to Adam for fighting with him but then starts to cover the apologize for more blame on how Adam's mouth is such the problem. Um... ever stop to listen to yourself BIATCH?!?!

Adam then tells Sheila to not tell everyone everything when she's upset with Adam and the bitch DENIES telling everyone and she does it ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

UH OH, Sharon has gone to Joshuah to tell him that she overheard from Adam that he may be going on the block against Amanda & Alex. So what does Joshuah do. He literally tells Amanda 4 seconds later and she says not to believe Adam. BUT IT'S TRUE!

Adam and Sheila's calmly argument gets heated again. Adam doesn't like how Allison and Sheila are so tight and he points out that Allison has to go home at sometime. She denies that she is. Adam says "you're over thinking it" and Sheila does her classic turn it back around on you and tells him "You're over thinking it". Oh Sheila, if you call her fat she denies it and says you're fat. Ohhh Adam talk more shit to her and get her to DOR!

Sheila tries to drive it home that she doesn't want Adam to "fuck her chances at winning" and that in the "real world" they wouldn't get along and Adam is quick to say "this isn't the real world". Adam starts to calm this bitch down to say that there is a chance we can go on the block. Now they're civil again. Wow, it's like they are married since they were born.