Day 18: After last night's James kissing Joshuah slash James showing off his erect, enlarged penis we get to the good stuff. James and Joshuah were talking about the idea of getting rid of Alex and Amanda instead of Matt and Natalie for whatever stupid reasons they've come up with but in the end they keep coming back to evicting Matt and Natalie. Right now Joshuah, Sharon, Ryan and Allison hold the power to evict this week. Joshuah and Sharon are the deciding vote as Adam and Sheila are voting out A&A while Ryan and Allison are voting out Matt and Natalie as ordered by HOH's James, he's somewhat jealous of Matt. Probably his body.

Meanwhile Chelsia is worried that James is trying to have a showmance- she should title it attemptedyouknowwhatmance- with her because he continues to try to get in her pants. Over in the other room James continues to push Joshuah into getting rid of Matt, obviously because he's scared and jealous of him and is a threat to James. Joshuah is back to hating on Amanda making fun of her sex ed talk with the houseguests in the other room.

Joshuah is all about going back to hatred towards Amanda. MALE CUNT! Another interesting thing to come out of the makeout pool session was this new found attraction between Sharon and Alex. This could prove to be all new drama between Amanda and him.

OHHH SHIT. Matt is selling out his "BOY" Alex and Amanda by working Adam and James to change their minds about getting the house to get out his "boy". Matt is bringing up the whole bullshit song that Amanda and Jen made up about Allison and making sure Allison remembers how angry she was toward Amanda about it and to use it as the reason for Allison to vote out Amanda.

Matt... matt... you inbred mutt. Yes you are allowed to backstab and betray Alex and Amanda all you want but after this week you will be the target again next week and the week after that. If you had used POV the first week and saved Parker and Jen then you wouldn't be in this situation- "I'm not stupid" says Matt... UM. yes you are as confirmed by the entire house! They laugh behind your back as how they doped you into believing you and your alliance was safe. They didn't even have to try THAT hard to trick you and your "boy".

At least all 3 guys talking here are well aware that Allison controls her partner Ryan and makes all the decisions. You see Allison is all about telling everyone in the house how Ryan is the soul decision maker and she does what he says. BULLSHIT. I CALL BULLSHIT and these boys here are onto her!

Matt is so transparent and highly annoying when he's trying to get on your good side and "play" you into keeping him in the house. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I'd tell him straight to his face "you're full of bs and get the fuck out of my face". Meanwhile this whole time Joshuah and Sharon have talked about dragging Alex and Amanda to the end to sit next to them for a win with the jury.

Oh, early in the morning Matt has taken James advice from last night to start playing the game "hard", no pun intended. Matt has told Natalie in the storage room to work Joshuah and Sharon into hating Amanda again. Meanwhile Sharon and Joshuah have talked already about Matt leaving yet again and that Joshuah still can't trust Allison. He holds Amanda on a higher trust level than Allison. It seems everyone in the house is onto Allison and her game play yet continue to not do anything about it because she hasn't done anything yet. Wait until she gets power you dumbfucks and then cry on your way out the door after it is too late.

Later in the bathroom Sheila and Allison are discussing game. It seems SMART AS FUCK Allison is telling Sheila about her conversation with Chelsia last night. Now I caught this too but didn't have it register in my mind until now when Allison brings it up again. It seems Allison flat out asked who Chelsia thought she should be in the end game with. Chelsia said "me and Josh" and Allison is telling Sheila that a "smart person" would have said yourself and the person you're talking with.

Allison is using this piece of information to give Sheila in case she wins HOH to go after James and Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon again leaving her and Ryan out of the line of fire!!!!

HOLY FUCK THIS TWAT is super smart! I just can't believe a house of idiots keep handing the game to Allison!

Minutes later Big Brother calls for an outdoors lockdown. All the boys, including James, are working outside in the sun as if it was a prison yard. Hearing them grunt and breath super hard is giving me an erection as I type. Time to turn the audio up and drop my shorts! Oh wait, here comes Natalie lifting weights, total limp dick now.

Outside it seems Joshuah isn't working out but sunbathing with the ladies. He tells James who sits down with them that if anyone comes back into the game he wishes it was Neil. Keep dreaming male twat! Chelsia and James start talking about waking their body hair and James brings up that he's tried saving his "pubes" but "it never really works". That's why he's bushy down there whenever he gets naked for the house. His hair is dark down there and if he's let his hair grow he's be a dark brown haired porn star.

Ohhh some very interesting backstabbing shit is finally happening in the house. Allison, the queen twat of power, has once again found on she can benefit from this week. Ever since the stupid twat Chelsia mentioned last night to Allison that her final 2 couples didn't include Allison, well, Allison got an idea on how to flip the house to her advantage.

She found out that Sheila and Adam are working with Matt and Natalie and she found out that Joshuah and Sharon are working with Alex and Amanda. She also found out that Joshuah and Sharon thought they were the "swing" vote this week but now Allison and Ryan are the new "swing" vote and they get to decide who they want out.

Allison also found out that James and Chelsia want to keep Alex and Amanda and since Joshuah and Sharon are their secret "couple to the end" then their votes to evict are not changing. Allison has told all this to Ryan just now in the hammock and both have come up- okay well Allison has come up with this MASTER plan. Remember Ryan is an idiot and does as he's told by anyone with a clit.

Allison plans to vote to evict Alex and Amanda because they are a threat to her. With Sheila and Adam's vote they control the eviction this week. Allison is once again working on playing "best fucking friend" with Sheila so that's how she has once again manipulated Sheila. Next week James, Chelsia, Sharon and Joshuah become the new miniority of the house.

On Wednesday only Joshuah and Sharon are playing for HOH. Now Allison, Ryan, Matt, Natalie, Sheila and Adam are all playing for HOH. They stand the better chance of winning and when they win the people who will go up on the block will be S&J and C&J!!!! Wow... just wow. Can this game not be going any better for Allison? She's on her way to winning.

What have I kept saying here? Get Allison out before she has power and now she has power of vote this week and control of the house without actually even getting HOH or POV. She's that damn good. Who ever wins HOH should get her out if they want to win. Ohh Allison, fucking brillant. Bravo Bitch, Bravo! [standing up to clap]

Next up Allison informs Numbnuts Matt and BlowJob Nat of the plan and Allison works to get Matt to promise her that if they are block due to a win of HOH by Joshuah or Sharon that Matt use POV to save her. He agrees.

Meanwhile upstairs James and Joshuah are already working on a plan to expose Allison and all her deals she's making in the house. Basically Dumbshit Allison, sometimes she's dumb as shit, has made deals with EVERYONE in the house to the end. They plan on getting it out there how many deals she has and hopefully turn everyone against her. Ohhh that should make for one good house fight. No more kissing orgy bullshit soft porn episodes, I want hardcore banned from TV backstabbing behaviour in the house.

Later Allison and Ryan talk on the backyard couch about James and Chelsia being "pissed off" about this week's surprise eviction and how it WON'T got their way. Both Allison and Ryan tell each other "oh well" and laugh. This is getting fucking good!

Over in the couch room Sheila is FINALLY happy that this week is going the way where she isn't evicted and Adam is being "great" towards her thus ending all arguments between them.

Later in the HOH room Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia talk about how annoying Matt and Natalie are this week. Joshuah then brings up that Alex mentioned why Chelsia and James are ALWAYS up in the HOH room and they realize that's what Alex and Amanda were like when they had HOH. Sharon doesn't understand why Allison would "play" with Natalie before she leaves this week, give her hope that she's leaving. Joshuah also brings up that Matt says his "wrist is hurt" and that's his new "we're weak" angle but none of them believe him.

What's this?? Joshuah wants to go AWF on Allison once Matt and Natalie are voted out? Hmm... maybe he hasn't gotten the memo that he no longer has control over the house and Allison is the one now in control.

Oh PLEASE James! James is in the hot tub talking with Matt about how no one here is talking about personal things and life, it's always about "game". UM... HELLO STUPID FUCK, it's Big Brother! It's a game where you play to win a shit load of non porno dollars! Idiot. You want new friends who give a shit about you then try The Real World: Gayforpayville.

In the bathroom Matt is playing too hard that he's going home to everyone. SHUT THE FUCK UP you stupid shit hole. He's telling Amanda that the votes are done and I'm out. Amanda is of course going to run around the house telling people this. "You win, good luck. I wish you people the best". He and Natalie go into the sauna room to talk to Sharon and here goes Amanda into the house.

AND I forgot to mention Male Cunt Joshuah and Male Twat James came up with a mean idea to hide all the pickles and other condiments that make slop taste good. They want Alex and Amanda to eat only slop so that come Wednesday they are weak and miserable for the HOH comp. Those little twatty fuckers. Good thing you both won't get your way come eviction!

Later Sharon is in the sauna room giving Alex a massge. She tells them that the "majority of the house" wants to keep you and Amanda in and if you leave Wednesday then that means "they're lying" and the FUCKING BRILLANT Sharon says "and we'll know". Of course you will know because Alex and Amanda will have been voted out!

She then says she will play hard for HOH if that happens and get them out if they turn on her and not vote the way "the house wants" aka her and Joshuah, Chelsia and James. Who the fuck gave you control of the house?

Matt and Natalie talk in the pink room about GAME and when they are done he walks out into the couch room to discover Sharon SUPPOSELY spying or easedropping on their conversation. She is confronted playfully by Matt and she denies it.

Sooo Matt goes outside to tell Adam and Ryan what he supposely discovered to be true and they all agree that Joshuah and Sharon are "the most sneakiest bastards" in this house. Ryan points out that Joshuah is "nervous" about the upcoming vote.

Now Sharon is up in the HOH room bitching to Chelsia and James about how Amanda is hounding her and telling her stories and following her. Um... TWAT, wait until you're on the block and you have to hound people to make sure you stay in the house.

Gross. James tells Chelsia that he's going to bed and then straddles her on the chair forcing himself on her for a makeout session. The Cameras leave the HOH room because they most likely fear that James will cross the line. I actually love to see James DENIED by Chelsia over and over and over again. It's fun to watch.

Later James reveals to Adam outside that he can't throw away the coffee and pickles that he and Joshuah planned to throw away to make sure Sheila, Alex and Amanda are miserable when HOH comp starts on Wednesday. It seems the Diary Room people told James to find another way to play the game, that the things he plans to hide and/or throw away will just be replenished every day. IDIOT.

Day 19, Part 1: Boredom has enter the house in the form of painting anything and everything with fucking nail polish, one of Natalie's ideas. There was talk of the houseguests playing a form of Truth or Dare but as midnight came and went nothing happened.

OH SHIT, James just admitted that he masturbated in the HOH shower just now and he shot out "3 loads" worth all over Chelsia's shampoo bottle. Wow, Show2 After Dark, where the FUCK were you when he was doing this? Chelsia then joked when she saw James smoking outside after sex with his hand.

Just then Natalie told Chelsia that she could squirt milk out of her boob and Chelsia freaked the fuck out when hearing this. She grabbed Natalie and pulled her to the downstairs shower to see it for herself. Natalie did it and Chelsia screamed as Allison, Amanda and Sheila, the new bore hags, came to the bathroom to see for themselves.

Then Debbie Downer Amanda started to freak out telling Natalie to see a doctor about that but Natalie is supposely fine. After Natalie leaves Amanda and Allison kinda trash talk about how they would never say or do that and how Natalie was the one telling everyone she can do it.

WHOA! First Natalie tells everyone she was pregnant and had an abortion months before getting her boob job therefore her tits can still produce milk that she loves to squirt out of... and then she reveals a story where she and her boyfriend were having "sex, had sex the next day and then had sex the next day, then the next day, then the next day" and then finally after five days her boyfriend told her "you don't smell right" down there.

She investigated it and remembered her tampoon was stuck far in her. She finally pulled it out and it "smelled nasty". Sea hags Allison and Sheila welcome newcommer hag Amanda as they talk amongst themselves at why someone would reveal that part of themselves on a national TV show. They just don't get America's newest sweetheart Natalie!

Adam gets his mic adjusted by Natalie and Sheila goes into Married Wife Nagging Mode and starts playfully screaming how he will let Natalie do it but she can't fix it for him. Adam sits in his Archie Bunker styled chair as Sheila screams all over the place about how Adam puts his mic on. All I can say is Adam is NEVER getting married after this experience.

Later in the day, as the sun shines down on Chelsia and James in the hammock, James teases her about hearing her masturbating last night in the bed. She supposely had her hand down her pants, under the covers at the same time moaning. She denies it but he says it happened. "I would never do that" say Chelsia. Okay stripper!

James is now telling Chelsia that "if we were in the final 2 that the homeless guy will ALWAYS win" and Chelsia says "don't say that, seriously, don't say that. You're going to piss people off". James knows him being labeled homeless, BY FUCKING CHOICE [remember his fucking bike and things are at his MOTHER'S HOUSE], is a thing he can throw in people's face so that they can give him the money if he gets to the end. But come on, if I was in the jury I'd throw it back at him that he's homeless by choice and no one should feel sorry for you.

James is so pathetic in his attempt to romance Chelsia. He makes one of this girl comments to Chelsia about her returning home to "all these dudes" waiting for her and she says "no" and then says something about her being a "lesbian" now to turn them all away. James is ALL about just saying what's on your mind yet here he holds back like the hypocrite he is. James, just come off as a lonely independent fool who's quick to think you and Chelsia can be in a relationship for the rest of your gay porn lives.

Later, out in the hot tub, Joshuah is going AWF about how Natalie "is dead to me" and "it's not my fault you're stupid and you don't know what's going on" and "all they are is a pile of muscles with no brain cells" in them. WOW. Joshuah is pissed because he heard Natalie and Amanda talking and he acted like he was asleep but then when Natalie said hello to Joshuah when he "woke up" he was just done with her.

Little does Joshuah know that he no longer is the swing vote and has NO power in deciding who goes home this week. Sheila then comes outside and is told by Joshuah that she's been acting "weird" and different and she claims she is trying to lay low but Joshuah does feel like something is up.

Amanda now tells Alex outside next to Joshuah and Sharon about Natalie's conversation with her and how even Amanda knew Joshuah was faking sleep. Suddenly Joshuah and Amanda are the BEST of fucking friends and both agree that Matt and Natalie are playing dirty to stay. Fuck if i know exactly what was said in the conversation but whatever it was people are getting upset and they CAN'T do anything about it except get out voted and get voted the fuck out of the house. OH wait, now I know. Natalie trash talked Joshuah and Sharon to Amanda and he overheard, as if he's never done it and been caught... YET!

Here's hope for another fight tonight with Joshuah loosing his cool around anything Natalie says or does. Yeah!

Sharon then asks Amanda if she is "for certain" that she has Ryan and Allisons vote. She says she doesn't know for sure and then Joshuah again CONFIRMS that he and Sharon are voting to keep Alex and Amanda this week no matter what and if they stay and win HOH to not put them up.

Over in the bathroom on the first floor a freshly showered Matt and Allison is talking about Sharon and how "sneaky" she is and how Allison is telling Matt "you aligned with the wrong alliance in the beginning" and how teaming up with her is now the right thing to do.

In the couch room Allison plays it up why Matt and Natalie think they are staying is because Ryan is "hard to read" and Joshuah being a fake ass says he agrees with that.

Joshuah continues to lay on the couch MISERABLE that this week may not go his way. Both him and Sharon are keeping their mouths shut and their talk to a low tone when they trash people. Sharon keeps saying "it pisses me off because I felt bad" about Natalie and Matt leaving, when they aren't, and how Sharon cared about them, that is until she found they were trash talking her. BITCH, you all trash talk each other, nothing new there. GROW A SPINE cunt!

UH OH! Allison just told Amanda and Sheila out in the backyard that Chelsia fucked up by saying she wanted her and James with Joshuah and Sharon as the final 4 people, final 2 couples. Allison now brings up again how Amanda "treated me like shit for 14 days" and how she will forgive "but not forget", basically this TWAT is rubbing it in to Amanda knowing full well that she's being evicted tomorrow. Now I expect Amanda to run and tell Joshuah this new piece of information that should lead to a confrontation.

Um.. what the fuck is this? Allison and Ryan are talking with Chelsia about what she said in the sauna room about her and James being in the end with Joshuah and Sharon. Chelsia then says that he meant to be elluded to the fact that Allison and Ryan were included in on that but Allison DID say "final 4" mean only 2 couples and Chelsia spoke the truth.

Now Allison plans to turn James and Chelsia against Joshuah and Sharon as well. They are basically building up a friendship to gain a vote if for some reason they do end up on the block against whoever else is up against them. Allison is hardcore trashing Joshuah's game play in the house to Chelsia. Ohhh can't wait until Joshuah finds this out!

Allison is saying that if Alex and Amanda stay and get HOH that "they will make our lives a living hell" and how Allison is so sick of Amanda following her around like a "lost puppy". Allison makes fun of Amanda thinking she's best friends with Allison from their hospital experience together.

DUMB TWAT Chelsia also makes a statement that she will MAKE SURE that Alex and Amanda will NOT get HOH just because she thinks she can break both Alex and Amanda down with just her words from her mouth. GIVE ME A BREAK Twat! You ain't no Dick from last season honey!

Allison also keeps pushing that Matt and Natalie are NOT "gunning" for you to Chelsia and that Alex and Amanda ARE "gunning" for you if they get HOH. What is Allison doing? Just playing for a vote if she's on the block if Joshuah wins HOH? This is kinda stupid for Allison, just keep your shit shut bitch.

HOLY TWATTY SHIT! Chelsia is fucking over the top happy about telling Allison and Ryan that come Wednesay she plans on taking her HOH key and pulling it upward to create a "hanging" parody to throw Amanda off. When I thought Joshuah took it too far in his comments this BITCH will definitely make herself smell like shit on my running shoes. WOW. just wow!

Later Sheila and Matt are talking about Joshuah and Sharon on the couch outside. How Joshuah talked shit about Sheila when she was always fighting and how Sharon was "busted" for spying on him and Natalie. Sheila gets mildly upset because she feels she's done NOTHING to Joshuah to cause him to verbally attack her behind her back.

Both agree that Joshuah feels like he's "Queen bee" around this house and both notice his "worker bee" out in the backyard "working" Allison. Matt "makes sure" that on his "Mother" that Joshuah will leave next week. Matt also wants to make Joshuah's life in the house next week "a living hell".

Later in the HOH James is telling Chelsia that next week they are going up no matter what and how she needs to stop talking game with people and how next week she better focus on playing POV and not be "backdoored". Ryan then comes up and tells them that he wants to explain himself but James is already saying that he is ready for whatever to happen just happen and that Ryan shouldn't be guilty of doing whatever he wants in the game.

Ryan leaves and Chelsia gets off the HOH bed saying "Great. Matt and Natalie are staying. Which is fine, whatever. Just be prepared" to which James suggests that Joshuah and Sharon should either hang themselves with that one vote this week or tell them and let them vote with the house. Chelsia is scarred that after this week people in the house "don't have the guts" to put them up... but TWAT, oh they have the guts to put your ass up!

Chelsia mouths "I hate this game" that leads James to try to tell her to "relax" and "chill out". Chelsia wants to warn Joshuah and Sharon but James tells her to say nothing. Chelsia then admits that she already told Joshuah that they are both targets for next week. HA HA HA HA HA!

Back downstairs DUMBASS Sharon thinks they can get Sheila and Adam to turn and vote with them and get Sheila into believing Allison will put her and Adam if they get HOH but Sharon doesn't realise that Matt already got to Sheila first by telling her that Joshuah has been talking shit about her and this has put Joshuah on Sheila's shit list. Joshuah yawns as if he doesn't give a shit anymore as Sharon thinks there is nothing to stress out about.

She then tells Joshuah she's going to go talk to Natalie and he tells her to "go and work it". He then lays down to relax the day away. Come on! Where's twatty mouth Joshuah?!?!

WHOA! James was about to go AWF on Matt because supposely Matt said something to the effect that he's heard James talking "shit" about him and James wants to know who said it BECAUSE IT'S TRUE yet James plays it off like he hasn't. Matt plays off his comment as if he was "busting your balls" and James is taking it too seriously. WHOA, I mean James was ready to get into an argument with Matt but Matt kept backing down because he knows he's on the block and not wanting to draw the wrong kind of attention.

Apparently James is extremely unhappy that Matt is staying this week and really wanted Matt to fuck up before the vote. James then tells Amanda after Matt leaves that he's getting sick of people and how they've been "flipping", like HOW DARE someone change their mind after they said one thing and now they're saying something different. HOW FUCKING DARE them.

James continues to play it off like he's "getting caught in all this shit" when he IS in the middle of all this shit because he signed up for this show and what the fuck does he expect. STUPID GIANT DICKED IDIOT!

Minutes later Adam sits down with James and Chelsia at the kitchen counter and James is upset that people are changing their minds, Adam hears this and will of course report back to his alliance in the house. Then Big Brother calls James and Chelsia up to the HOH room to write their blog and take pictures for the website.

Minutes later Joshuah tells Sharon what Chelsia told him about how they are going to be targeted next week. Joshuah then tells Sharon she has a new fucking mission, to align with Amanda because she's the ONLY one that they can trust. They both feel alone in the game now. Sharon is also upset that the house believes that Sharon was caught spying when she claims she wasn't but she probably was. WHO CARES, your game ends here bitch.

James and Chelsia come into the couch room where Joshuah's anger is brewing and she notices right away that Joshuah is "pissy". She asks if it is because of what she said earlier and he says yes. She tells him not to worry but he's clearly worried he's out next week.

Joshuah admits that he can go off on anyone right now, he's at that "Amanda point" right now and that right now they need to focus on the sayings in case it is for the HOH comp. Joshuah is itching for a bitchin session. Joshuah gets up to go wonder in the house.

Outside Allison is telling Amanda that this week's vote is all about Ryan and what he wants, that she has no control over it. Oh this bitch, even willing to put blame on her partner. Her downfall is a coming.

Back inside in the couch room Sharon is getting told by James that Allison has made a deal with Matt and that they are staying. Sharon's eyes are wide as fuck open as she says "fuck". She warns that Joshuah is about to "pop off" and James admits that he is about to go off too. I'm shaking here waiting for the yelling to start!

Outside Alex is telling Adam how he's not liking Natalie right now and how she's "talking to everybody". HOW DARE her talk to people Alex, that's how you play the fucking game. Also outside Joshuah is talking to Natalie on the hammock. Natalie continues to play up the idea that she's going home when it is obvious that he's trying to get Natalie to talk shit about people so he can use it against people in the house in his MEGA CUNTY KITTY CAT FIGHT that's waiting to explode.

Later in the bathroom Joshuah tells Amanda the he doesn't want to talk to anyone for the rest of the day because he'll go AWF. LAME! Don't worry, that shit won't last, there's no where this fucker can escape. Over in the kitchen Allison tries to get Matt to talk shit about Alex but Matt tells her that he and Alex promised not to talk shit about each other.

Later Joshuah and Sharon share a quick chat in the storage room about how their plan on them being the "swing" vote got out and Joshuah says he's not going to talk to anyone because he's about to have a "nuclear" explosion on anyone in the house, not Sharon of course, but if anyone comes at him the wrong way he'll go AWF! He's pissed at "everyone".

Later in the bathroom Natalie and Amanda is talking about how people are trying to get Matt and Alex angry at each other for it coming out that Matt and Natalie were scheming behind Alex and Amanda's back but both ladies are trying to stay cool with each other and not let the house turn them against each other for no reason. Amanda does admit that she heart Matt just tell Allison that he never promised Alex he wouldn't campaign which is TRUE because they only promised not to talk shit about each other.

Outside Sharon is telling James and Chelsia about how she is telling Joshuah to "chill out" and that he's about to go AWF... WE'RE WAITING!!! James seems fine and cool at the moment and Chelsia expects that people are going to turn on each other. James then says "the house is about to flip again" which is TRUE and you guys are left out.

Joshuah is now called over to the hot tub and starts making it known that all the people are "watching us" and now will think we are an allaince. Joshuah is angry talking about "I hate them I HATE- I HATE them" and talking about "putting Allison's fucking ass up" and "putting up fucking Amanda's ass"- Um.. does he still think, believe, wish on a star that Matt and Natalie are leaving?

Joshuah then starts to reveal that Matt just told him that if they get HOH that they will put up James and Chelsia. James hollers out "What's up Matt" to stop Joshuah from talking and BB calls him to the Diary Room. Matt makes a comment about Joshuah "being cranky" and making a crying baby noise as Joshuah passes.

Minutes later Amanda tells Alex what she overheard Matt telling Allison about not promising to not campaign against them. Alex just sighs and walks away.

Later outside James is talking with Allison in hopes of somehow making sure M&N leave. He admits that he's going up if M&N stay and win HOH but that he won't go up if A&A stay. I mean really? He expects Allison to play for him after she JUST got down telling others in the hosue that Parker did the same thing to her and wanted her to basically "lay down" for him to stay last week. James does not have a chance in changing things. NOT A CHANCE!

Now Joshuah approaches the pool table where Allison and James are discussing where the votes lie. Allison asks what he's thinking and James is doing all the calm talking. BB tells Joshuah to put on his microphone.

Basically after what seemed like a 30 minute chat James wants Joshuah and Allison to come to an agreement so that the vote either goes 3 to 0 for a Alex and Amanda eviction or a 2 to 1 for a Matt and Natalie eviction. After they end their chat it seems Allison elludes to the fact that she may consider switching her vote but it is apparent that is she votes to keep Alex and Amanda that is will ONLY benefit Joshuah and James' alliance.

After Allison and James head inside Joshuah talks to himself talking about how much he "hates" Allison. Then BB calls everyone inside for a lockdown!

Once inside Joshuah pulls Alex into the storage room and basically commands Alex to "fucking" make a deal with Allison because they are voting to evict you at this point. Alex agrees and was about to do it right now but a highly annoyed Joshuah pulls him back to wait about an hour to not make it so obvious.

Still waiting for the fight. Joshuah has now pulled James into the storage room to tell him that Allison is already supposely telling Matt and Natalie everything they just talked about in the bathroom area. James now wants to go to Ryan and force him in a way to vote the way he wants because "we were the votes" that kept you here last week, they basically want to guilt Ryan into siding with them and voting out Matt & Natalie.

Joshuah keeps saying "I hate her" and James laughs grabbing Joshuah sensually- no, just grabs him and tells him to relax and calm down. James now goes to wake up Ryan to talk to him one on one. Talk about being manipulitive behaviour!

Joshuah now heads into the boat room to get Alex to make the deal with Allison. Amanda is there as well trying to get Alex to do this but they just don't realize that all this is useless. It's A&A leaving with the rest of the house after James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon. Allison just minutes ago told Matt that she wants Joshuah and Sharon OUT next week!

Later Sharon is telling Joshuah to not go off to make the target on them bigger than it already is. Sharon just keeps ragging and nagging Joshuah not to go off on anyone. Yeah.. we'll see bitch. Then Ryan is awake now and Joshuah calls him over to "promise" him to talk with him and Sharon and Allison about coming to an agreement later tonight and that Joshuah won't be surprised on tomorrow's vote.

Amanda comes into the room to tell them Sheila and Adam have stated that they are voting with the "majority". Joshuah gets up again promises like a whore to "go off" on someone and Amanda pulls him into the storage room. Now their new plan is to trick Sheila and Adam into believe Allison and Ryan are voting out Matt and Natalie but that plan is not going to work because Sheila and Allison are always talking.

Later Joshuah is in the pink room with Matt and Adam talking about how cruical this week and how much he's stressing but Matt says Joshuha has no reason to be stress but tomorrow he's not going home. Joshuah leaves and Matt tells the camera and mouths out "he's done" as he holds a hand up to his own neck causing a slicing motion.

Joshuah is in the bathroom now talking to Allison and Sheila about how he's so fucking close to going AWF. DUMBASSUAH, just do it already. Minutes later Joshuah and Allison are left in the bathroom and they talk again about the votes, Allison continues her angle that she doesn't trust Alex and Amanda and he gently argues his reasons to getting out Matt and Natalie. BORING!

Draw a line in the sand already and fight and talk about winning HOH and doing something to the other side. I'm done with this until they fight. Oh WAIT Allison is telling Joshuah she did NOT like James approaching her the way he did earlier at the pool table and that she doesn't want to talk to James right now.

Day 19, Part 2: Ryan and Allison talk on the hammock outside. It seems James threatened Allison into voting the way he wants or something to that effect, maybe he's playing it up to get Ryan to vote her way. She also thinks Joshuah is scarred and working to get Matt and Natalie voted out to better themselves in the game. Basically they are NOT voting out Matt and Natalie. It's the "best move" for them to keep both M&N on their side and Ryan agrees. YEAH! FUCK YOU JAMES! FUCK YOU CHELSIA! FUCK YOU JOSHUAH AND FUCK YOU SHARON!

Ryan is all about going after James because he's playing "too neutral". Allison wonders what they are going to tell Joshuah and Ryan thinks we should just play the "I don't know" card and saying that we trust Matt and Natalie more than Alex and Amanda. Ryan is sick of all this shit going on in the house tonight and doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

Meanwhile inside Joshuah continues to promise that he's about to go the fuck AWF but nothing ever happens! Amanda comes into the storage room to find Chelsia and Sharon who are talking about something that Amanda knows that could change Allison's mind about Matt. Apparently Amanda knows about Matt going into the Diary Room and talking about getting a blow job from her. Amanda doesn't want another "hot tub situation" to erupt against her again so she doesn't want to say anything to Allison.

Amanda walks out and Chelsia says she already knows and that James told her not to say anything so that's why she's trying to get Amanda to do it.

Joshuah talks with Matt in the bathroom and Matt is trying to sell the whole "I'm not gunning for you" angle to get Joshuah's vote to make it a 3 to 0 vote to evict A&A.

Later Amanda is crying in the boat room with Matt, not sure what about. They end up walking to the table for a "family dinner". Everyone is there and Amanda wipes her tears. I think she's just upset with people trying to turn her against her friends in the house.

Chelsia and Allison wash dishes in the kitchen while Joshuah and Sharon listen in from the 2nd floor couches. Allison informs Chelsia that they are not the targets next week. She informs them that the targets are Joshuah and Sharon. Not sure if everything they both say is heard from upstairs.

Annnndddd Joshuah and Sharon wonder why the house is targeting them... I mean the HOH camera outside the door is zooming in on these 2 dumb shits spying on the downstairs conversations. I can only hope someone creeps up the stairs or notice the camera on the wall zooming in on an usual place upstairs. Those cameras always give it away when someone is standing around the corner listening.

After a few minutes of listening Sharon makes some stupid comment about "Allison is outta here!" in reference to them being talked about behind their backs. HOW DARE THEM do that! Sharon wants Joshuah to later talk to Chelsia to find out what was said and to tell her that they heard "everything" upstairs.

Sharon then asks Joshuah want they should do. She then says to Joshuah "you got to fuck her up. fuck her up. fuck her up". Um... HOW? Unless you have HOH come tomorrow than you can "fuck her up" but until then why even try?

Sharon now wants the "sucking my dick" talk Matt had mentioned earlier in the game to come out tonight! Sharon is trying to use Joshuah to make an ass of himself but Joshuah kinda refuses suggesting that they make a deal with Matt because of they do this then Matt will come after them next week as well.

Joshuah heads to the boat room to talk to Matt. Joshuah tries to use his "Allison/BJ" desire he wants against Matt who comes back with "now I like her". Joshuah wants a deal where Matt can't nominate him or backdoor him at all. Matt agrees like an IDIOT he is. Matt keeps telling he's not "gunning" for him and if "I get HOH you have no worries". I acually believe Matt is LYING to Joshuah's face just to get his vote. He wants to make Joshuah's life in the house a "living hell" and I just don't think Matt gives a fuck if he goes back on his word to Joshuah.

Amanda is upstairs in the HOH room crying and talking to James and Joshuah about what Allison just said to her. Something about Allison holding it against Amanda how mean she was to her in the beginning of the game and James asks if he should go down to tell Allison what Matt has been saying about her behind her back.

Joshuah also reveals that he overheard Allison sell him out to Chelsia. James continues to try to get Amanda to do "whatever it takes" to stay in the game and an angry Amanda wants to tell allison what Matt has been saying about blow jobs about Allison. James tells Amanda that he will back her up if she starts it but she doesn't want to start anything.

Amanda also REVEALS Matt is a good friend but also sells out Matt by saying he is boasting about blow jobs he's had in the house. They figure out it's Natalie and that it all makes sense about Natalie liking Matt. When Chelsia comes in with Sharon and finds out that James will back up Amanda Chelsia tells James she doesn't want them to be involved and that isn't their fight.

Sharon gets upset why Allison would keep Matt after this. James finds out Alex knows the truth about what Matt said and to get Alex to stand by Amanda's side when she tells Allison. Amanda wants Alex in the HOH room to talk about this. Chelsia keeps pressuring Amanda to start this or she'll leave the game.

Amanda again doesn't want to start shit due to fear that she's going to get yelled at. Chelsia says me and Joshuah were the ones who yelled at you and we're on our side now... but um.. Chelsia Cunt... that means after this week when you get your way that you will again yell at Amanda again.

All these idiots believe Allison is voting based on Amanda talking shit about her when in fact Allison has other reasons for voting out Alex and Amanda. Getting talked about by Matt is NOTHING and they are making it seem like it is the one thing that will CHANGE the world that is Big Brother.

Alex is talking some sense wondering how he's going to get Allison's vote after this secret gets out. James and Sharon pressure them to start shit and Alex looks down wondering what to do.

Sharon is HARD CORE pushing for Alex to believe that Matt is a dirty player and now they want to bring up Sheila.

Minutes later Sharon is downstairs in the kitchan paceing back and forth for the fight to being. Amanda is walking around with nervous twitch with Matt. Then they seperate into the house. Upstairs Alex talks with James I guess. Just get this shit started already.

Ryan already told Sheila that the other side of the house is already working on something. Alex is now up in the HOH room with Allison about to tell her about what Matt is trying to do with her. Allison says "nothing has ever happened" and Alex is not getting that this is not going to work. Allison looks at Alex with odd amusment as if this is really true. She is already aware that something is up because Ryan told her something as she went up to the HOH room.

She questions Alex's motives and why she's being told this now. I LOVE YOU ALLISON, get Alex and Amanda out and fuck up Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia!

James tries to play great speech writer and tell Allison he's "fine" with whatever Allison is voting and you should vote the way you want. Allison tells them that Matt and Natalie are NOT targeting you next week, when they ARE, and she's using this to trick them to think it's a good idea to keep Matt and Natalie because she wants Matt and Natalie to go after James and Chelsia.

Ever since Chelsia sold Allison out to her FACE saying the final 4 will be her couple team and Joshuah's couple team that Allison has made it top game plan to get Joshuah and his minions out of the game.

Ryan is now in the HOH room learning about everything and Allison is saying in a very clear way that she isn't really buying what Alex is saying but even if it does turn out to be true that "I don't give a fuck" about what is being said about me. She continues to compare notes about what Alex and Amanda did as opposed to what Matt has or hasn't done.

She brings up the mean spirited thing Alex and Amanda wanted to do and that was to give Allison a beer as she walked out of the house had she been evicted last week. Allison is just not budging from her decision to vote out Alex and Amanda.

OHHH shut up Alex, nothing you say at this point to Allison and/or Ryan is going to work. Make sure your bags are packed and get the fuck out already. I'll report back when the talk in the HOH ends because right now it is endless!

Matt is finally brought up to the HOH room to talk to Alex about him campaigning and Matt thinks he was under an agreement with Alex that he wouldn't talk shit about Alex but he would campaign without talking "down" on the other person, which he's done.

Now Matt is confronted gently about him trashing Allison in the Diary Room and he defends his way in a funny, humurous way that brings Allison to a laugh every now and then. Matt now reveals that someone, he won't name who, came to his bedroom and said Amanda is talking shit about Matt about him around the house.

Now he tries to give Allison compliments that he was using the "playa" angle because he was attracted to Natalie and Allison first and started making fun of of himself more about trying to enjoy both of them... Whatever Allison still doesn't change her mind and Alex knows he is leaving tomorrow because this REVELATION is not going the way he hoped.

James continues to be an asshole trying to play nice and be "neutral" to everything even though he is gunning for Matt and Natalie to leave tomorrow. It's not happening so he acts like he doesn't care when behind closed doors he wants Matt out.

Minutes later Allison and Ryan figure out that what Matt's whole "playa" thing was just going to build up his "ego" and not for gameplay. He admits that he will look like an ass because he knows Allison won't hook up with him. Alex finally ends it by saying "that's it".

Ryan agrees meeting is over and everyone leaves laughing and it's GOOD TIMES. James and Chelsia sulk on the bed that he's not leaving and are forced to listen to Matt explain his America's Playa thing he talks about in the Diary Room. Over and done, no fight. DAMN IT!

FINALLY Matt leaves the HOH room and James has this face and says "He's fucking staying... he's fucking staying". James then says that Joshuah is the one starting all the fucking shit up and Chelsia says she told off Joshuah about saying some shit about her and James and something about final 2. James then says "I think Josh and Sharon are fucked". RIGHT ON!

Chelsia then says she thinks Joshuah and Sharon are playing "shady". Downstairs Alex tells Joshuah and Sharon what happened in the HOH room and Sharon is HARDCORE trying to get Alex to start more shit up but he doesn't want to. Joshuah now wants to tell Sheila something Allison said about her to start some more shit. Alex leaves the hot tub not giving a fuck anymore.

Joshuah then tells Alex that he's about to "tear into Allison worse than Amanda". Alex heads inside wanting to enjoy his last night. Now they know Allison and Ryan are not going to change their vote and now they want to target Sheila and Adam to get them to vote with them. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Joshuah is under the impression that Matt and Natalie made this deal with him when all know Matt is going to tell Joshuah a big ol' fuck you on the deal once he stays. Joshuah gets out of the hot tub wanting to start shit.

Inside Matt and Joshuah talk and Joshuah has to hear how everyone laughed about what Matt said or did in the Diary Rooms. Joshuah was hoping this would turn Allison against Matt but it didn't work. Laughing OUT Loud here.

Minutes later James talks to Joshuah in kitchen about how "we're both fucked" and Joshuah continues continues continues to fucking talk about wanting to go off on Allison right now. James then tells Joshuah "you do what you gotta do" but then advices that he will be targeted. Allison talks in the background and her voice gives James a "headache". Ahh poooor big dicked douche bag is getting annoyed.

In the storage room Sheila and Allison are jumping for joy as they hug. Something about Joshuah fucking up and her being friends with Matt from day one and how Allison is going after him next week. Allison also apparently told Amanda "it's a done deal, you're done". Meanwhile Amanda is crying and talking to Ryan in the bathroom about all this. She hears Allison coming to the kitchen and covers her face with a pillow.

Allison now talks with Amanda on the bathroom couch and this is just going to be another one of those speeches where Allison will talk down to Amanda about how she was and acted in the beginning and blah blah blah blah. Allison gets her way now 2 weeks in a row, first week Jen and now second week Amanda. Now Allison wants Josh out next... will she get her way... AGAIN?

Later in the kitchen James reveals that Chelsia's dad doesn't want his daughter to get fucked by James, mainly because of his porn past although Chelsia doesn't really know the true reason, and then he says "you're father didn't say you can't cut your hair". It seems Daddy is behind all the cameras moving away when James kisses Chelsia.

Now Joshuah comes by to tell Adam, James and Chelsia how he's going to be this BIG OL' BITCH in the house next week and how his "words" are soooo bad. WHATEVER.