Day 20: Joshuah is promising, PROMISING [and he fucking better deliver] that this next week if he either goes home and gets evicted or wins HOH & POV making sure Allison goes home... that when either Allison or Joshuah leave the house that no matter what Joshuah wants to SPIT a huge wad of spit into Allison's face. He wants to humilate her, go down in "YouTube" history, make Flavor of Love's spit incident nothing compared to what he's planning.

I just don't see this happening and I can see Allison find out by tomorrow or the day after because Joshuah is telling a number of people this. He keeps saying "I'm on the verge..." and then he talks about stabbing, slapping Allison and everyone in the house just because things aren't going his way.

Sheila then tells Chelsia, who joins them by laying down in her bed next to James, that she sees them fighting soon. James touches her and she jokingly tells him to stop and he does. Sheila then says she sees them as "brother and sister" and they quickly look at each other shocked because they make out alot and she jokes around telling James again not to touch her.

Joshuah now wonders if them not using POV this week was a "mistake". He also tells Sharon to "pray" alot tonight to ensure that they win HOH later tonight. Josh and Sharon believe, they BELIEVE, that they are going up on the block if they don't get HOH but actually James and Chelsia will go up on the block all thanks to Chelsia telling Allison some time ago that she saw herself and Joshauh's couple teams in the end, excluding Allison, telling this right to Allison's face.

As Morning comes and goes the house prepares for the next live show. Big Brother, being the shit starters themselves, order the houseguests to all head into the HOH room for a lockdown. Joshuah has yet to blow up on Allison and Big Brother hopes it will happen here but it wont's.

Joshuah has REVEALED to Adam and Sharon that he decided today that he could have gotten up this morning, headed to the bathroom and jerked off a load but now he's decided to see if he can hold it in the entire stay inside the Big Brother house. So no YouTube video of Josuah masturbating? Damn it!

As the boring as fuck Day 20 RAGES ON Sharon wants Joshuah to apologize to Allison for saying something to her but he won't and she fears that if Joshuah doesn't apologize that somehow they won't be targeted if Allison wins HOH. Sharon, like always, is thinking too far fucking ahead. It's like if we play Candyland with this girl and you're on the first move and she's already playing the 2nd game no one else has started, it's like CALM DOWN BITCH, relax, get through today before tomorrow happens.

HOLY CRAP. The live show has come and gone and we have an eviction and a new HOH. Alex and Amanda were evicted and Joshuah and Sharon are the new HOH! WHAAAAA? I know. It's like you squatted down, took a shit and tossed up into the fan, THE SHIT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN people.

Now after watching the HOH competition one can easily realize how STUPID the rest of the house is. How much of an idiot to you have to be to not even think about studying quotes put on the walls by BB? They put them there for a fucking reason and it is for you to study them. Joshuah and Sharon had this in the bag when I saw them studying the quotes the other night when they realized the house wasn't going to do what they wanted. Since no one else studied they won the competition easily.

I mean no one, NO ONE, answered a question correctly besides Joshuah and Sharon. What a house of idiots. STUDY STUDY STUDY everything, even how many times those guinea pigs take a shit during the day because maybe Julie Chen's HOH question could be "Write down how many times the Guinea Pigs have shat in the house since the day you moved in". Then Julie Chen REVEALED this...

"The evicted couple will get a SURPRISE that no one will see coming. A new chapter will begin for this season of Big Brother." This was mentioned when Julie informed us of next Wednesday's live eviction show happenings! Ohhhh This must mean someone is coming back and everyone should be split up and the couple bullshit is over with. Expect James to start backstabbing everyone, including Chesia, to get that prize money.

And don't get me started on James, that SELF RIGHTEOUS fuck. You're 21, you're not better than anyone else in this world. This MALE TWAT told Julie during the live show that he "hates" the other people in the house and how "materialistic" they are yet he will do ANYTHING to win the money... to what... SAVE the money from being spent the "wrong" way? FUCK James, oh GAWD I hate him.

Now comes the fucked up shit. Remember I hated Maggie from day 1 during season 6 and she won. Then I hated Mike Booger from day 1 for season 7 and he won. Then I hated Dick from day 1 for season 8 and he won. This season I made it public here that I hated James from day 1. This must mean he's going to win this season. SHIT!

Back to the live feed updates. After the amazing cunty win of HOH Allison started going into anger mode. She told Matt that if he plays for POV and wins it that he MUST take her off the block. Who the fuck is she to tell Matt this. Please if someone wins POV they use it on themselves,

Joshuah and Sharon also hugged James and Chelsia because they are pretty much safe and have no worries this week of ever going up or being backdoored. This is the house's only true alliance and they will NOT turn on each other... YET. If next week brings the end of everyone playing as couples then expect this alliance to turn on each other SUPER quick!

Allison has now gone into blame mode accusing Matt that it is all his fault that she is being targeted this week. Allison is also being told by Ryan to get Joshuah to hit her so that he leaves and his rein of power ends sooner than anyone expected. Allison also blames BB for having an elimination game because it isn't "fair" but had she won and eliminated Joshuah and Sharon than it would have been fair, I'm assuming.

Over in another part of the house Sheila is back to selling out Allison going back to talking shit about her and making sure the house target is off her and on Allison. Later inside Allison was in the bathroom and with Ryan's instructions she started to push Joshuah's buttons to get him to hurt her in an argument.

She said something about him calling her a bitch and he came back with words that included "cunt" and "whore" and fucking this and fucking that... this begins The MEGA CUNTY KITTY CAT FIGHT between them. This is where he gets up in her face and the HOH key is swung in her direction. They are broken apart and she goes into the Diary Room to complain about Joshuah and the incident.

Now Sharon thinks other people in the house will think Joshuah is someone that shouldn't win the game and will use this incident as well as the fight with Amanda against them. She hates that Joshuah goes off like this when she likes to play the behind the scenes shit starter.

Natalie is also starting to sell Allison the fuck out by telling Joshuah all the things she's said or done. Everyone except Ryan is anti Allison and she's public enemy number one. Joshuah has also promised Adam and Sheila that they are not going up. Interesting.

Later Allison comes out and Joshuah is called into the Diary Room. When he comes out he goes into the Pink room to tell them that he is not getting kicked out of the game for what he did to Allison but that he MUST stay 5 feet away from her AT ALL TIMES.

Right now the feeds are on trivia which means something is going. Either someone is leaving the house because they are giving up aka Allison or someone is getting booted from the house aka Joshuah for violence.

I KNOW. A fucking MAAAZING!

Feeds come back after 20 minutes or so on trivia. Joshuah is sitting in the living room with Sharon and Sheila. Joshuah is telling her that she's safe, in fact everyone is safe except Allison and that everyone can just have fun with week except her, Allison. Joshuah keeps trashing Allison left and right about her appearance and how she does this and that and suddenly Sheila is all about laughing along and trashing Allison.

Joshuah is calling this "Goodbye Week" for Allison. After what seemed like endless trashing of Allison by Joshuah to other houseguests they finally get called into the Diary Room to give their reactions for winning. When they come out they will get to see their HOH.

Outside Ryan comes up with a FUCKING BRILLANT PLAN. Super brillant! He tells Adam outside that if Matt and Natalie go up on the block against Allison and Ryan on the block that hopefully Adam and Sheila are picked to play POV. With James and Chelsia not playing that means that Joshuah and Sharon and have a 25% chance of winning POV. If Joshuah is out of the competition for some reason, depending on the type of POV game is played, then both Ryan and Matt's teams will throw the POV so that Adam and Sheila win POV.

Once Adam and Sheila win POV they will use it to save one of the couples FORCING Joshuah to put up his alliance members James and Chelsia on the block. Now Joshuah has NO control over anything anymore and voting power goes back to Adam and Sheila and whoever they pull off. They take out James and Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon can't play for HOH next week and they are the targets the following week. BRILLANT plan. Our Chunky Teddy Bear finally uses his brain located under his adorable wuvable squeezable pecs.

Now Joshuah wants things to go his way and he wants James and Chelsia to play POV win it or win POV himself so that there is a tie in the votes and he has the last decision to take out Allison. So this week either Allison and her minions takes out James and Chelsia or Joshuah takes out Allison himself.

The feeds finally show Allison in the boat room, laying in a bed, talking to Chelsia about what Joshuah said to her. He called her a "cunt, a whore, a slut, a bitch" and threatened to "strangle" her during "live television", or so Allison thinks. Actually none of us saw this on "live television" because the feeds were blocked out. DAMN IT!

Later Joshuah and Sharon show off their HOH room to everyone except Allison. Joshuah's HOH cd is... yep... Britney Spears' Blackout. Sharon's CD is Enrique Something. Joshuah then tells everyone in the room that beer and wine are not allowed tonight so don't bother asking the DR for them.

Downstairs Ryan and Matt laugh and joke around to James about how they are both ready to go on the block. Here's hoping the house can take control of the votes with POV and send James home! YEAH!

At some point Allison talked to Sharon finally and told her that Joshuah could still get punished because he broke some kind of rule, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about but it's just a situation we'll have to wait and see.

As Joshuah and Sharon enjoy their HOH room Joshuah is now OVER CONFIDENT that he and her can win EVERYTHING based on a house of idiots not caring about understanding what it takes to win anything. Joshuah is all about "we won 2 competitions, back to back". Here's the POWER TRIP I was hoping Joshuah was about to go and it looks like he's on it.

Joshuah says Ryan is "weak" and "stupid" and basically not a threat to him or his OVER CONFIDENT alliance. Meanwhile Adam and Sheila are officially off slop and they can eat pizza that was delivered to them to celebrate the end of whatever they are celebrating.

As the "family" eats at the dinner table we see Allison emerge from her bed to eat with the group. She sits a person away from Joshuah. AWWWWWKKKKWWARD! Allison has this look on her face that shows she's been crying for hours, she's red in the face and looks like hell. Joshuah, glowing like a cracked diamond, is enjoying his pizza but says little to nothing to anyone.

After dinner Chelsia heads into the storage room with Matt to get something. Chelsia informs Matt that Allison wants to go home. It seems Allison has stated this to a number of people on different occasions after the big kitty cat fight. Then Matt lets Chelsia ride him via piggy back style and then he thrusts her on the counter with his muscular beautiful arms and he gets between her legs and attempts to kiss her. WHA WJAHWHAHS HWJAHW WHAAA?

Actually Matt teases her lips with four attempts to kiss her. Their lips never really touch but he turns her on and I mean he TURNS HER THE FUCK ON because her hips push forward as if she was getting fucked by a man. She then pushes him off and laughs and they both leave the storage room. Great... we're getting a new 3 some romance with James having to fight off Matt for his lady.

The "boys", Matt, James, Adam and Ryan talk outside on the couches about the Allison and Joshuah fight. Matt is hearing maybe for the first time about Joshuah supposely screaming to Allison that he wanted to strangle her and slit her throat which causing Matt to say that if he was standing there and heard that that he would have gotten in Joshuah's face.

Later Allison and Sheila are in the sauna room discussing something that Sheila thinks was a misunderstanding whereas Allison thinks Sheila meant whatever the fuck Allison thinks she said in regards- forget it, it's useless, something about the live show answer that Sheila gave to Juile Chen about their house fight. Ryan watches on as he lays his chunky body on the massage table. Allison LIES to Sheila saying she's NEVER said anything bad about her in this game but she has.

Upstairs in the HOH room Joshuah explains to Sharon his "reasons" for hating Allison. He says Allison was the one who first came up to the HOH room last week to get out Matt & Natalie and how she then went downstairs and supposely made it seem like it was all Joshuah and Sharon's idea, which I don't think she actually did but okay, whatever. He also is upset at the fact that Allison spread the "rumor" that them and James & Chelsia are in an alliance... which he admits they are BUT THAT Allison shouldn't have gone around and told people.

Okay DUMBASSUAH, I guess people are here to make sure that your alliance doesn't get out. Minutes later Joshuah apologizes to Sharon about blowing up and how Sharon has to be the one to "clean up" his messes. Joshuah then says he WILL NOT apologize to Allison for going off. Sharon continues to softly kinda nudge Joshuah into rethinking his verbal attacks on people because it is NOT helping them win the end game. Joshuah admits he will not think ahead and he thinks for the moment.

Soo... Sharon, are you basically saying that when you two are split up that Sharon will turn on you? OH GAWD I hope so! I'm shaking here thinking about that ULTIMATE backstab!

Back down in the sauna room Ryan tells Allison her his fucking brillant plan and she agrees but brushes it off to talk about herself and what Joshuah did to her and how she can't believe she lost the HOH game. Oh come on, give Ryan some credit, he just told you something that should make you fucking estatic!

Allison is also back to how "upset" she is with Big Brother about how they handled this incident between her and Joshuah and also bitchin again about how THEY saved Matt and Natalie this past week. Blah blah blah bitch.

Now Allison says "nothing he said to me upset me" but Ryan thinks otherwise. Yeah bitch, keep telling that to yourself. It's obvious if anyone says something to you you take it personally. She just used the word "retards" to explain Sheila and the other people in the house's actions in the game. She also calls them "idiots".

Back in the HOH room Sharon is selling how good she has it in the game to Joshuah because their POWER TRIP is already seeing them as part of the final 2. Joshuah thinks everyone in the house "loves" him as well except for Allison and Amanda. He also says he has no reason to get upset with anyone else in the house and says "fuck her" about Allison.

Joshuah then points out how bad Allison looked at the dinner table. Then Sharon says Allison "doesn't know how to play this game" because she said something that was overheard by them... Allison got what she wanted 2 weeks in a row you country hick, what the fuck have you done except win 2 comps back to back? You're just as stupid as her because you're telling everyone how great you are with everyone thus making you the ULTIMATE enemy to everyone when the pairs are split up. Oh Sharon, who's stupid now?

Joshuah now wonder who to put up on the block. They BELIEVE Adam and Sheila who LIED to them saying they would NOT use the POV if they won it. Little do they know! They also talk about the possibility of putting Allison up against Sheila with Matt and Natalie not getting put up.

Downstairs in the couch room James and Chelsia have taken the old bed Joshuah and Sharon use to sleep in, the one in the corner that is perfect for spying on people with. James lays down in the bed while Chelsia sits nearby along with Adam and Sheila nearby all talking about shit and giggles things.

At one point James takes his big porn tongue and licks Chelsia's back ANNNNDD we get the fireplace on the feeds because Chelsia's dad doesn't want anyone to see Gay Porn Star James take advantage of his daughter without her knowing the truth about him. Maybe her and her father are bigots and hate on Gay people, who knows?

After James pulls his giant tongue back in his mouth she tells him to "get the fuck off" in her cheerful happy kind of way. Adam encourages James to give her an ass hickey but she says "I do not want ass cheek hickeys... get away from me". But she always delivers her repeated attempts for James to stop under a mask of nervous giggles.

Minutes later Allison walks by and everyone calls her to join them. She does and starts the small talk and getting back into the groove that everything is fine again. Adam then hugs her saying he loves her and she laughs grabbing his ass. Adam and James leap off and head to the outside because the lockdown they were on is over now, the HOH stuff is gone from the backyard.

The ladies now discuss guys getting erections because it seems James jumped out of a bed with an erection that was easily seen in his underwear. GREAT, Amanda is announcing to Ryan, Allison and Chelsia that her PERIOD has already started. Allison jokes around asking when Ryan's is going to start. That's it Allison, get back in the game!

Back in the HOH room Joshuah trashes Ryan for being out of shape and smoking too much and Allison for having small breasts. He then says a "fetus" has bigger breasts than her and that her breasts are just a "nipple" and nothing else. He continues to attack Allison about how she looks, her body at 50 years old, etc, etc... when the couples are split up BELIEVE ME Sharon will have loads and loads and loads of ammo against Joshuah to spread around the house.

Joshuah continues to tear Allison down and Sharon laughs along throwing in a small insult about Allison and then Joshuah REVEALS that he's immature in the ways of throwing people's stuff behind the couches and hiding them from people. The trash talking just doesn't stop and doesn't stop and doesn't stop.

High and mighty Joshuah now talks about how he knew James was this great game player in the beginning when everyone else thought he was just this "freak" and how he's knows this house "inside and out". Well guess what Joshuah, James will turn on you in a fucking flat second to get him closer to the money. You're not his friend, you're a used up cum filled kleenex he'll toss aside once he's done with you. Trust James and you'll get fucked!

Sharon then reveals that she doesn't trust Matt and Natalie and Joshuah is dishing out compliments towards Amanda calling her "beautiful" and Alex being well off for "owning his own company". Now he talks about his church back home seeing him and how they are "praying" for him as he plays this game... Sharon is also very religious and I'm sure did not like hearing that. But she brushes it off and continues to talk a mile a minute about shit she thinks is important.

Joshuah then reveals that Neil hated Jen and Amanda and Allison so had he been in the house he'd be on Joshuah's side the whole time. He also reveals that he, Neil and Allison got into it the morning before Neil left the game about something regarding Jen. Joshuah now says he is not done with Allison and will go AWF again on her about the lesbian lie.

Allison downstairs is telling Sheila that Joshuah is really "crazy" and that this is the third time he's "flipped out". James takes a seat nearby and Allison is quick to tell him that what he said didn't hurt her but that his threats were out of line. James says there is security everywhere and cameras everywhere and he won't do anything and all it is is just words. Allison says "from day one" that BB has been telling them all that threats are not to be thrown around. James keeps telling Allison to just relax and not worry about it.

Sheila is there too and starts talking about how she's also been through the same as Allison, WHEN SHE HASN'T, inside the house with Adam but she never thinks Adam will ever do anything to her except yell at her.

Matt joins them and lays near Chelsia's feet. Matt is going to keep trying to sexually get towards Chelsia... I just know it. Allison then says she wants to move into the boat room but Adam tells her not to sleep in the "cursed bed" where Jen and Parker slept and where Alex and Amanda slept. Allison than says she doesn't care about the cursed bed and will sleep there! BUM BUM BAH BUMMMM!

Day 21, Part 1: Sheila, Matt, Adam, Allison and Chelsia are all in the couch room discussing the possible "twist" coming up and how maybe new people will come into the house that they know outside of the house and something about Evel Dick coming into this house and also them as pairs getting split up to play on their own. Then they start talking about Evel Dick and how she thinks she would get along with Dick but everyone tells Sheila that Dick would HATE her.

She and Matt also agree that the reason why Dick went off on Jen last season was because he liked her and she denied him her pussy and he went nuts on her. Then the conversation changes to both Matt and James admitting that they would fuck Sheila. Then Adam chimes in that he would join and "gangbang" her. Matt then says "3 holes".

Now James brings up the "effiel tower" where two guys are fucking a woman, one in her mouth and the other in the ass and both guys "high five" above the girl. Sheila says that her "friend" says that's "gay". James then admits that he has no problem with another guy and that if "a guy and a girl want to blow me... whatever". They start to laugh at James.

Later Allison and Adam are laying in the boat bed laughing about yesterday's happenings and them all loosing HOH. The she gets back around to how Joshuah took it too far. I get it know, she's going to try and turn the house against Joshuah for taking it that far. Good girl!

Now Ryan is in the boat room with Allison and here we get a better understanding what happened between her and Joshuah. It seems Allison said Sharon called her a bitch behind her back and she overheard her saying this. Sharon, who was around the corner, heard Allison saying this and Sharon admitted it. Joshuah then stepped in to defend Sharon who he thought was getting attacked by Allison.

That's how the fight went down between Joshuah going off on Allison and apparently swinging his HOH key at her face and threatening her life.

Ryan thinks still that Allison was "rattled" by what Joshuah said about her personally and she gets angry thinking Ryan thinks this and is giving Joshuah an idea that he really did get under her skin. Then he says that Sharon says what Allison is saying about how the fight started is wrong and a lie that prompts Allison to get up out of her bed to go confront Sharon

She finds Sharon outside in the hot tub where Joshauh is and Natalie. Adam is also out there. She and Sharon exchange bullshit back and forth about how they are "cool" and just before Allison walks away she makes it known to the group outside that whatever Joshuah said about her personally did not get to her.

Joshuah is in the hot tub waving his hand for her to leave and then it starts between them. He's again attacking how she looks and calls her a cunt and tells her to leave and to walk away. At one point he raises his voice to LEAVE and says she is "provoking" this and that she's going home this week because of her "mouth". Ryan comes outside but takes a seat to watch this unfold.

Natalie sits in the hot tub with Sharon as they watch. Joshuah keeps telling Allison to leave him because of the "staying away 5 feet from her" thing that was forced on him by Big Brother. Sharon keeps telling Joshuah to stop and he won't. Allison keeps telling Joshuah that what he's saying isn't hurting her. Ryan sits there like a pathetic man he is and says nothing to Joshuah. NOTHING! That's his partner, stand up to Joshuah with her!

Joshuah keeps telling her "bye" and she says she feels "sorry" for him and just before she walks into the house she blows him a kiss as he calls her "cunt" again. Ryan then gets up and FINALLY talks but in a calm manner. Allison walks inside to her room and says "Ryan is such a fucking idiot".

She then heads for the Diary Room where Sheila is in right now. Sheila is forced out by the Diary room and exits out as Allison walks in. Here comes Joshuah inside to find Matt, Sheila, Chelsia and James in the couch room talking about how Allison is starting this and provoking him. He then walks back toward the sliding glass door to go outside but hears and sees Allison walking back inside.

This causes Joshuah to twist back around and start in on Allison. Asking if she's leaving and that he'll help pack her bags. He's moving fast toward the couch room where Allison is and we get the fucking fireplace.

After about 10 plus minutes we see Allison sleeping in the boat room in her "cursed" bed. Ryan comes into the couch room to tell the couch gang about the yelling match. He then goes into the boat room to be confronted by an ANGRY Allison who keeps harping on Ryan on really being her partner and sticking up for her.

Ryan leaves to the storage room to grab some pillows and a blanket. He's apparently sleeping on the couch bed next to James and Chelsia. Chelsia then gets up go to the boat room to see what's up with Allison. Allison then says how she doesn't "care" about anyone in the game, doesn't care about "stupid Big Brother" and her partner. She also explains to Chelsia about how Ryan just got after her for lying to him about who said what earlier and how he thought she was going outside to ask Sharon about one thing but ended up asking her about another and he felt like an idiot outside after she left to go back inside.

Allison has dismissed Ryan as a "retard". Allison also tells Chelsia that "she's done" with this and how she will throw everything and make Ryan get on slop. She again talks about how if Big Brother is not going to "take threats seriously" then they can take "their $750 bucks" and how she doesn't need it. If you don't know each houseguest makes $750 bucks a week for staying in the house in case they don't win the show.

Chelsia starts talking up Allison about how she wants to see her "fight" but Allison gets back on how she was "threatened" and how Ryan "came in here and did that to me". Allison says she's "NOT FUCKING AROUND" if Big Brother doesn't do something to Joshuah about his verbal threats and that she's done with all this. She wants Big Brother to do something now or she walks or quits or whatever threat she's putting on Big Brother.

Then Allison starts to reveal the Diary Room's line of questioning. How they ask her if she REALLY thinks Joshuah will do anything to her and then we get flames. When we come back Allison continues her rant about how Big Brother is going to "seriously loose a cast member" if they don't do something to Joshuah. Personally the only thing I can think of that Big Brother could do to make Allison happy is to take POV away from Joshuah and Sharon meaning they can't play and the rest of the house can.

Chelsia comes out to the couch room to report to Ryan what Allison said about him and the game and everything. Ryan and her get up to talk on the living room couch. Ohh apparently Ryan tells Chelsia that Allison "FLICKED ME OFF" and how Ryan said he will not talk to her until she apologizes to him and that he would have gone off on her had she not been though all she has been today.

Both wonder if she is "mentally and emotionally" at her breaking point and Ryan still thinks that Allison was rattled by Joshuah. Here comes Joshuah again and Chelsia informs him that Allison is acting nuts towards her and Ryan. Chelsia now tells Joshuah that Allison is ready to walk unless something happens to you. Ryan then brings up how Allison lied to him and how she flicked him off. Joshuah then tells Ryan about the lesbian secret that he already knows and how he wants to out her about it tomorrow and confront her about lying and blah blah blah.

Now Chelsia tells Joshuah that Allison is considering SUING Joshuah and Big Brother for his actions. Joshuah then downplays his "threats" as just "words" and how he didn't ever touch her and how Dick poured water on Jen last season and went off on people. When the lawsuit stuff comes up we get flames.

When it comes back Joshuah keeps talking about how he's going to go AWF on her and Chelsia tells Joshuah that "you really need to cool it off about that" meaning no more fights or confrontations. Joshuah leaves and Chelsia informs Ryan about all the details of Allison playing up the lesbian lie and Ryan is shocked by all the details. Ryan is an idiot as he keeps going back to Allison lying to him about what was said in the room as to what was said outside during the 2nd figtht.

Ryan.. you're an idiot but maybe not at the same time. If Allison walks out and leaves then game then everyone loves you and you get a new partner and you're no longer on people's targets. So maybe you leaving Allison out to dry is not such a bad idea. Of course if Jen comes back you're fucked again. Or Amanda, you're fucked again. Or Parker, you're fucked again. Or Jacob, you're fucked again. Or Alex, you're fucked again because he just doesn't know how to play. You're fucked either way.

OH GAWD, Joshuah is SUPER GAYING it up in the HOH room listening to his Britney Spears. He's snapping, wearing his tiara, dancing in place, looking at the camera, having a gay ol' time. He's happy as fuck. It boggles my mind how he's gone off on Amanda, taken shit way too far and how everyone still adores him afterwards. Then he does it again with Allison, takes it way too far with death threats and everyone STILL loves and adores him afterwards.

Why can't he be the next most hated person in the house? He was going to be had he not won HOH so there's still hope next week when he can't play and the TWIST is revealed for the season. As I type this Joshuah is still daning and snapping every few seconds. SNAP! He's pointing, mouthing the words, squating down, biting his lower lip, just hugged himself as if he's copying Britney Spear's music video.

Later in the kichen Joshuah finds out from Natalie and Adam how even her own partner has turned his back on her. Joshuah now jokes around about hiding stuff in the kitchen that Allison could use to hurt him. Now Joshuah comes up with an idea to put a "6" on her bowl that has her name on it. If you don't know the houseguests have labeled their own plates and glasses with their names.

He heads into the sauna room to grab a "whore red" lipstick bottle and grabs Allison's bowl and heads up to the HOH room to paint number "negative 6" all over the bowl. Natalie was the one who told him to add the "negative" to the six number. If you don't know when Parker was in the house he gave both Sheila and Allison a "6" on a scale of 1 to 10 how hot he thought they were. He's allowed to do this, it's his own opinion, they asked for it and when they found out the number they were given they went around and told everyone how no one in their life thinks they are a "6" and how ugly Parker is.

Now Joshuah wants to throw the "6" back in her face using her bowl. Now he writes "no tit" on another side of the bowl because he's trash the size of her breasts to everyone. He writes something else and then heads downstairs to show Natalie and Adam his MASTERPIECE.

He leaves it on the round kitchen table as a "center piece". He then grabs her Allison's key from the wall thanks to yet ANOTHER idea by Natalie. He pulls his pants down and wipes the key all over his sweaty fat ass crack and puts it back in the wall. He then tells them that he's "really a nice guy" but he's been pushed too far. He then says that everyone should think this is funny but Allison takes it too personally.

Ryan walks to the kitchen and we get flames. When the feeds come back the bowl is still there, apparently Ryan doesn't think it is that bad. Joshuah goes outside and Adam continues to make Joshuah think he was provoked with both women in the house and the fights he was involved with.

Joshuah grabs the bowl and adds more stuff to it and is told by others and Big Brother to go upstairs because Ryan and Allison are screaming at each other in the boat room. Meanwhile Natalie comes outside pissed off at Matt because he pushed her off when she got in the bed because she wanted to talk to him and he didn't want anything to do with her.

Natalie is right here because Matt was earlier laying on Chelsia's bed and Ryan's bed and let Chelsia lay between him and Ryan but when he's in bed and she wants to "talk" to him he pushes her away. Inside Sheila and Adam go upstairs to the HOH room to talk. Joshuah shows off his bowl art piece to Sheila. He tells Adam about the lesbian thing and how Allison "conned" Sheila into being part of the whole lesbian lie. Sheila goes with it that it was all Allison's doing.

Joshuah is now using his "gay" angle as the reason why he's sooo upset about the lesbian lie that involved a fake "adopted child". Sheila is ALL about how evil Allison is with this lie and how it was ALL Allison and not here. Expect another Sheila and Allison blow out in the morning!

Outside the "boys" minus Adam talk about their girls. Matt is becoming a "dickhead" regarding him talking about Natalie behind her back saying "I'm not attracted to you and when you lay on me it makes my body quiver". He says he probably has to tell her the truth but he doesn't want to make her cry. James then being the over confident idiot tells them that his "lady" plays "neutral" with all the ladies in the house. Remember James, you may be split from your partner at some point!

Chelsia comes outside and now Matt tries to get her thoughts on what's happening between Natalie and him. Matt is basically upset because Natalie wants to tell him that they are going on the block again after he was just on the block but Natalie told him earlier that she was on the block with him so it doesn't make sense for him to be so angry with her.

Adam comes outside as Sheila stays upstairs trashing Allison upstairs and Adam tells Matt that Natalie is crying inside in her bed. Matt the douche bag yells out "what did I do now?" Back inside Allison is talking with Natalie but then Ryan comes back to the rooms and Allison wants to talk to him in the boat room.

It seems Ryan is always walking away from Allison and it's pissing her off because she feels he should stay and talk to her. Ryan now explains his side on how the house thinks Allison is so "manipulitive" about the whole lesbian lie and she tries to defend herself. Ryan tries to cool everything between them and tells her everything can still work in their favor this week and to get back on track.

Allison also apologizes for flicking off Ryan. She also keeps brushing off the lesbian lie as "no big deal". Ohh Allison says "it wasn't my idea" while Sheila is upstairs telling everyone it was Allison's idea!!! Sheila VS Allison PART 2 later today! Both try to work it out and move forward.

Matt goes grab Natalie who is draped in her blanket to go outside to the hammock. He hugs her on the way and apologizes for giving her the "finger" and kisses her on her forehead. Ohhh SHIT upstairs Sheila just told Chelsia and Joshuah and Sharon that Allison HAS SAID that Ryan TRIED TO KISS HER! Whaaaa?!?!?!

Ryan and Allison hug it out and go to bed. Allison now says if Joshuah was "smart" he would use her to get out someone else. Um... why don't you fucking wait until after POV and do Ryan's BRILLANT plan??? Allison now says that after Joshuah went off on Amanda that he "cried" afterwards and that he will "break" soon and that all she has to do is "take it" until it's over.

Now Ryan starts saying that Joshuah feels like he's a "girl" and that's why he has a "cat fight" with the girls in the house. Actually Ryan heard this "theory" from others in the house. Meanwhile Joshuah walks into the storage room to "put something up" aka the bowl he wrote all over so that Big Brother can take it and replace it with a new one. They also ORDER Joshuah to clean Allison's key that he wiped on his ass with soap and water and put it back in it's slot!!!! FUCK YEAH BIG BROTHER!

Joshuah walks into the HOH room laughing. He tells Sheila and Chelsia that "I stuck it [key] in my asshole" and both are shocked but laugh. Sheila is telling Joshuah not to take this lesbian thing too far and to let it go. Sheila and Joshuah hug as she leaves the room. Chelsia then encourages Joshuah's behaviour and then is told by Joshuah that he plans to nominate Matt and Natalie against Ryan and Allison. Simple as that.

Now we get FLAMES. When feeds come back we find out that Joshuah was ORDERED to go to the Diary Room to be told to NO LONGER talk about it. He's soooo pathetic and got schoooled in the Big Brother house.

Meanwhile Natalie and Matt still argue outside on the hammock. Like I said before, until Matt steps up and says how he really feels about her and stops bullshiting her I think he's a piece of shit, just be honest with the girl and admit you LEAD her on by allowing her to give you blowjobs, something sexual you KNEW was going to make her attached to you. IDIOT.

HOLY SHIT it never STOPS! Joshuah and Sharon see Allison "running" everywhere downstairs. It seems the Diary Room made Joshuah take Allison's key out of the wall slot and leave it for Big Brother to replace. Allison came out to the kitchen area and noticed her key was missing. So what does she do? She grabs some nail polish and Joshuah's key and starts marking something on his key!!!!

I KNOW! What the fuck! But it's super funny to watch unfold live!

Of coures we get FLAMES on the screen and so many minutes later Allison and Ryan are sleeping back in their bed as if NOTHING happened. Outside Matt and Natalie continue to argue like idiots about stupid things but who gives a fuck. It's more exciting in the house of brats.

Back to Allison and Ryan. Allison calls him a "little fatty" and "you don't want your innertube getting any bigger" and he's "so digusting" and how he looks like the "devil" with his "horns". Ryan talks about wanting to go AWF on Joshuah and she encourages it. He then says he's never said anything about me but OH HE HAS behind your back you big ol' sexy chunky teddy bear. Yep, Natalie and Matt continue to argue outside. BORING!

Matt and Natalie finally end their never ending fight outside and she goes to the pink room to sleep and Matt goes to the couch bed to sleep. Does he not remember the fucking rule that couples are suppose to sleep in the same bed or there's a penalty??? He motions with the finger to his head that Natalie is "crazy". Now he's laying in Chelsia and James' bed telling them his side of the whole fight that they supposely resolved.

Matt is laying face forward to Chelsia while James is spooning her from behind. Both Matt and James play "3some" with her and start humping her from both sides and she laughs but pushes them off. Then we get the fucking fireplace because Chelsia's daddy doesn't want us masturbating to James getting it on with his daugther.

Just as everyone goes to sleep up in the HOH room a male's voice calls for Joshuah to go to the Diary Room. He gets up and heads down to see what's up. A minute later he returns and tells Sharon that he can't talk about it and that everything is "okay" for him and Sharon.

Minutes later Chelsia is now in the room listening in and starts to chime in. They try to figure out who it all started between Joshuah and Allison because it started before anyone won HOH and Sharon tells Allison that she's hearing that they are Allison's next target to be evicted. Allison LIES denying she every said that but it's TRUE. Allison has been telling people that she is targeting Joshuah and Sharon to be evicted.

Day 21, Part 2: So here's what happened after the houseguests woke up for the day. Joshuah and Allison get into it again! In the bathroom Allison is putting her on makeup while Joshuah is in the kitchen. It starts with them throwing around comments about her suing him after this show is done and "Chase" is brought into it! "Chase" is supposely this guy that Joshuah has back home that he hopes HOPES will be there waiting for him when this show is over.

Allison has FINALLY found something to get under Joshuah's skin and it is Chase. She says "I wonder who Chase is BUTT FUCKING back home?" and how her and Chase will be best friends after this show. From his response you just know the very idea of Chase sleeping with another person is eating at him.

At one point she goes into the kitchen area to keep pushing at the Chase button. Then Joshuah throws the "butt fucking" comment back at her and she then says "Well I don't want my butt fucked, it's you do. It's what a gay person wants, not a straight person." Um... really? I know both "straght" men who want their girlfriends to fuck them in the ass with dildos and I know there's women who want and LOVE to be fucked in the ass by their man.

Then Joshuah ORDERS her to leave and get away and she comes back saying he can't "fucking" tell her where to go or what to do. Then she informs us that the PRODUCERS told her that Joshuah has to stay 5 FEET AWAY from her, not the other way around but it kinda makes sense that it works both ways.

Now Allison wants to know what exactly set him off to attack her. He won't talk about it and calls her a "cunt" again and she calls him "immature" when they both have turned into immature brats.

Then Joshuah SHOCKINGLY backs down! Joshuah heads upstairs to his room still exchanging words about him sending her home and her saying he won't. Blah blah blah.

Later Joshuah and Sharon call a house meeting in the HOH room leaving Ryan and Allison out. They discuss the idea of backdooring Allison, to not even let her have a chance to play for POV. They all know there's a 50/50 chance that Allison could be picked to be the fourth couple playing for POV but they hope the odds are in their favor.

Little does Joshuah know that Ryan's BRILLANT plan of backdooring James and Chelsia may work if James and Chelsia do not end up playing for POV. You see if J&C do not play that means Ryan and Allison are. If they somehow win POV they can pull off any nominated couple then forcing Joshuah to put up his own alliance members and then Ryan and Allison, along with whatever couple they save, have the POWER yet again this week to send James and Chelsia out the fucking door and Joshuah & Sharon can't do a damn thing to stop it.

So either Joshuah gets his way this week or Allison gets her way this week. One of them will have the last word on who got who.

Later Chelsia and Allison are talking in the couch room. Allison already notices Sheila acting "fake" behind her back but Chelsia thinks it is because Sheila is afraid to go up and is protecting herself. Then Chelsia agrees that Joshuah went too far and she won't tell Allison what Sheila has said upstairs. Ryan is there too and agrees with Chelsia that Sheila is "kissing his ass". Ryan tries to get Allison to ignore what Sheila is saying.

Later the Food Comp starts and ends. It seems it was not a team vs team challenge but more so an entire house challenge and they either win some foods and loose other foods. Joshuah isn't happy because he wanted Allison to be on slop this week and she's not.

Up in the HOH room Allison is shockingly talking with Sharon while Joshuah lays in the bed. It seems she's trying to work them at the same time hearing them out about whatever they want to talk about, more so whatever Sharon wants to talk about. Allison is now trying to address him by saying "you know how much you love me" and that we need to stop fighting with each other and he admits he's done with attacking her.

Now Joshuah REVEALS that he's shocked that she came up with the LIE that he threatened her and how he NEVER said that. He REVEALS that he went into the Diary Room and they played it back for him and he never said what she claims he said during the fight and that if they would have heard it he would have been sent home.

Now Allison REVEALS that he whispered to Sharon just before the live eviction about wanting to strangle Allison and when "he came in the back room with the key" that he supposely said it when THEY played it back to her. Joshuah also reveals that he came up with the staying away from her 5 feet because he told them that he would give her her "personal space", they asked how far and Joshuah supposely said "5 feet". Allison then says "they [Diary Room] are basically telling us different things".

Here we go again, The Diary Room manipulating the players saying whatever they want to hear to get them to stay. Now Allison pitches the idea of her and Ryan teaming up with Joshuah and Sharon to "tear through this house". Um... WHAT? Holy fuck listen to Ryan's plan! She's all in her own world now, Allison, whatever you're doing you're an official idiot now.

She even goes as far to tell them that last week's eviction vote for Alex and Amanda was ALL Ryan's idea and that NO MATTER what she said that he would not change his mind and wanted them out! THAT'S A LIE! Getting Alex and Amanda out was all her idea, Ryan went along with it. Last night Ryan and Allison fought about lying to each other and her claiming she never has and here's a perfect example of this TWAT doing it!

OH GAWD, now Allison is starting to play off the fighting between Joshuah and her was "an act" and she thought she was "playing along" as a pretend fight she had no idea had started. Are you kidding me? What the fuck is Allison on? She continues to deny everything they bring up and pull these bullshit fake excuses out of her ass that she BELIEVES they will forgive her and/or believe that what she is saying is in fact true as opposed to what others are saying about her.

I'm starting to think the PRODUCERS told her that for her to get through this week because a TWIST was coming up by next eviction and that even if she gets evicted that there's a chance she could be coming back into the house. BECAUSE after she came out of the Diary Room, later that same night, she started talk about a TWIST was coming this week, that she just KNEW it was coming and she had this FEELING.

Another possible manipulation from the Diary Room to ensuring their houseguests don't walk off their show.

After Alison leaves the HOH room James comes up saying Allison was smiling. He's pissed that Joshuah and Sharon are maybe thinking about getting rid of Matt and Natalie this week instead of Allison and is PUSHING hard for everyone to get back on focus on getting Allison out. Then he attacks Chelsia for going around the house telling people "final 2" about them and Joshuah & Sharon. She leaves upset and heads downstairs to the boat room.

Allison is now in the boat room with Chelsia who's PISSED THE FUCK AWF that Joshuah and Sharon were after her, along with James, about Chelsia telling "people" that she wants a final 2 couple game with her and Joshuah's "soulmates". Allison now again does the "I'll push you to the end" and how much I love you and everyone is an asshole in the house and how we need to stick together. Chelsia falls for it.

Basically Allison is working her own game, forgetting about Ryan's BRILLANT plan that could or could not work because let's face it, Ryan's BRILLANT plan is not for sure. We also find out that Natalie is telling Joshuah what Allison said Chelsia said about "final 2". Allison is working that Matt and Natalie go this week and she's working Chelsia to get her vote for the week to make sure Allison stays but then again if the vote comes to a tie it's up to Joshuah.

Allison is like a fucking chicken with her head cut the fuck off and she's trying out 20 different game plans at once hoping one works. This house is super crazy!

Allison and Chelsia come out of the boat room to "discuss" the rumor that Chelsia has been going around the house telling "final 2" about her and Joshuah's "soulmates". James is there trying to squash the rumor and turn it into a "misunderstanding" when in FACT James and Chelsia are with Joshuah and Sharon and WERE pushing for final 2.

Chelsia goes to lay down in her bed muttering "stupid fuckers". She's clearly upset. As she walked away Natalie mentioned that everyone assumed her and Matt were in an agreement with Parker and Jen for final game BUT THEY WERE!

Later outside James tells Matt that Allison is now trying to get the house to go after you and your partner Natalie! Last week James didn't get his way with getting Matt out and now he's using Matt to get out Allsion, another threat to him. They exchange how Allison manipulaties people and works them.

Joshuah also reveals to Sharon in the HOH that Allison's last attempt to save herself didn't work and he's still gunning for her to be evicted this week. I knew no one would believe Allison's bullshit. She can only say so much, she isn't Will but she tries to be.

OH SHUT SHEILA. She's going AWF about what Allison has been saying behind her back and Sharon just agrees and says "mmmhmmm" over and over again. Just shut up Sheila. She continues to blame Allison for the lesbian lie and blah blah SHUT THE FUCK UP blah.

Downstairs Natalie is "livid pissed" about how Allison is starting shit and placing blame on everyone but her. She's telling Adam this in the pink room. Allison comes in and works her pathetic useless "magic" on Natalie to play dumb when she is confronted about who said what in regards to J&S finding out that Allison wants them out. Apparently Allison is saying Natalie is the one who "made" up this rumor when in fact Allison said so herself that she wanted Joshuah and Sharon out next.

Basically Allison is placing blame on Natalie that she is the one who wants Joshuah and Sharon out so that Joshuah and Sharon would go after them instead of her this week. Matt pulls Natalie aside and makes her feel like an idiot and how she is "easily manipulative" and how she is wrong. Matt talks down to her and treats her like a child who is unable to learn anything. Matt refuses to listen to her when she is onto Allison's plan to turn J&S against them.

Matt continues to make Natalie feel like she's been played by Joshuah and Sharon and how Allison is right in this and how he's always right. OHhh Matt... you're an idiot and continue to be an idiot from day one. LISTEN TO NATALIE!

Matt refuses to think Natalie is right and Allison is wrong for what she's doing in the house. He believes Joshuah and Sharon are after them NOW because of this when that's not true. Allison you DUMB FUCK, Allison is trying to turn Joshuah and Sharon against you and Natalie is onto it and she's trying to warn you and you won't listen. Matt now orders her to "keep your mouth shut" so that he can play the game and she can only "play dumb".

Matt now explains to her that he's the one playing everyone and when they either attack her or talk trash about someone for her not to chime in and just say nothing. Be her happy self and let Matt do all the talking and game plan. Natalie now tells Matt to not push her away when she wants to talk to him and he again promises he won't.

Matt later goes up to the HOH room to continue to make himself look like an idiot. His whole agenda upstairs is to get Joshuah and Sharon to promise him that if they win POV to take him off the block and put up Adam and Sheila and he'll vote how they want him to vote. Sharon already says no because they feel Sheila feels wronged by Allison and will take pleasure in voting out Allison. Matt tries to sell them the story that Allison and Sheila are working together the whole time and them going off on each other is an "act". Sharon doesn't buy it.

Matt also trashes Natalie as being his "weak" link and makes it known how stupid he is when he tells them he believes James REALLY didn't want him vote out last week when James REALLY did want Matt and Natalie voted out. He really really did. Matt is the biggest idiot of the house. I can't wait until Natalie and Matt split next week, rumor is they will, and that she will help vote his ass out of the house and him treating her like shit will bite him in the ass as he leaves the game to be part of the jury. No win for Matt!

Nominations are in. Matt and Natalie are up against Allison and Ryan. Everyone seems to be getting along. Natalie, Allison, Shelia are in the kitchen all cooking dinner together. Nearly all the "boys" minus Joshuah are in the couch room chilling and laughing.

But what's this? Natalie just tells Allison and Sheila "we have to have some salon time" later and "it is going to get us further in this game". I think they are all moving forward with Ryan's plan to get out James and Chelsia... I'm hoping! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

Seconds later Natalie jokes around with Allison about how everyone can think they "hate" each other and that they'll never see it coming. They both share a laugh over cutting something for dinner. Sharon walks by and has no idea what's being planned.

Minutes later Shelia goes into the couch room where Matt and Ryan are discussing how they are on the block. She lays down next to Matt and is told by Ryan that she is the next to go up if either wins POV because they all know James and Chelsia is not even an option for Joshuah and Sharon to use as a replacement nominee.

Then James comes into the room wearing one of the green unitard outfits from the food comp earlier today. He gets on Sheila's back and lays down on her grinding his crotch into her ass. She's loving it but tells him to "get off" and then he laughs and she is quick to yell out "I mean not literally, get off" laughing as she pushes him off.

Later, after dinner, Sheila and her BIG SAGGING MOUTH rushes into the HOH room to find Joshuah in the bathtub with Sharon looking on. Here Sheila starts running her GAWD DAMN mouth about how Allison is this and that and how Allison thinks she's so smart and how "I'm the one now playing her"... HONEY, you're a 45 year old idiot, do as you're told and you'll survive to the next week. Get a fucking grasp because everyone who's not in the James, Joshuah, Chelsia, Sharon alliance has a plan so fucking get a gawd damn grasp!

This bitch Sheila then PROMISES that if they play for POV that she WILL NOT use it and will do whatever Joshuah and Sharon want her to do. I mean, where the fuck is Adam when she's doing this. He never agreed to this bullshit. It's like she's playing on her fucking own here.

Sheila then goes on to say how Allison is now trying to manipulate Natalie and how Natalie is "buying" into Allison's bullshit. It's NOT bullshit, Allison is just trying to use your stupid asses to break up an alliance that WILL win the game against any of you fuckers in the end! Ohhhh I HATE Sheila!!!!

After Sheila leaves the HOH room Joshuah and Sharon figure out that they will be a major target in the house due to winning 3 comps in a row. Are they thinking about throwing POV because they believe everyone is in on them getting Allison out? Hopefully!

Downstairs in the Sauna room Natalie and Allison are both talking a mile a minute about how Joshuah thinks he's this and that. They have yet to talk to Sheila about their plan and they have no idea that Sheila is so gun ho on getting Allison out. I have a feeling that Sheila will tell Joshuah everything that is said... Oh Gawd I hope not, she should really check with her fucking partner before opening her horrid mouth again.

Aww shit, Allison and Natalie are trashing Sheila left and right. I suspect they plan on using Sheila to see their "plan" as something that benefits her as well. They are ALL about using Sheila and if they can get to Adam who can get to Sheila then Sheila will have no choice but to go along with the plan.

Allison begins to WORK Natalie by telling her "You and me together in this house could be a power house. A power house!" to which Natalie says "with your mental and my physical"... so You're calling yourself stupid Natalie? Allison has worked her tiny breast magic on Natalie and as everyone says in the house, Natalie is easily manipulated.

I AM pulling my hairs out of my head because these 3 couples need to come together for the POV comp, get James and Chelsia out who are a major threat to win the game and make sure Joshuah has no more friends in the house after next week.

Chelsia comes in as Allison is quick to change the subject to how she is so complimentary to people because that's how she is in REAL LIFE and how people in this house think it's fake when it is not. Allison and Natalie continue to be baffled how Adam and Sheila haven't done "shit" in the game and they're moving through the game.

Chelsia then REVEALS that Sheila was in the HOH room complimenting Sharon and Joshuah on everything they said. Allison then thanks Chelsia about how she stuck up for Allison because Sheila was supposely lying to people about how she wasn't the one who created the lesbian lie. Chelsia leaves the sauna room.

Matt steps in and tells Allison that he and Ryan need to talk to her. It is obvious now that Allison is trying to turn the house against Sheila and sending her home this week. NOT gonna happen honey. You're the target! So throw getting James and Chelsia out this week out the fuckin Big Brother window! Tsk Tsk Tsk. A whole bunch of idiots. Work together to get out James and Chelsia!!!!

Over in the pink bedroom Sheila tells Adam that Allison has to go and that Allison does not have her vote. PERIOD! Adam then goes outside with Matt to discover that Matt doesn't want Adam and Sheila to NOT use POV if they win it! WHAT? This would be a PERFECT way of getting James who treated you like shit when he was HOH in his cunning I'm Better Than You ways. What are these idiots thinking?

They both know full well that Allison is working Natalie in the sauna room right now. James then joins them in his white briefs smoking with them. They all talk about "Operation Gardner" and getting out Allison. They all believe there is no "benefit" in keeping Allison and Ryan after this week. Adam wants to start shit with Allison and start calling her out about whatever but Matt tells him to not say anything to not make you a target.

As James leaves the boys outside to come inside they ask how his dick doesn't shrink in the cold air. He says it does and he walks in. They all joke that his 10 inch dick shrinks to 6 inches and Ryan makes a funny ass comment about wanting to fuck someone with James' big dick.

Joshuah then jokes around with James inside at the kitchen about wanting to masturbate in the bathroom while Sharon read her bible in the bed but he heard the cameras in the bathroom moving to look his way. He stepped to the side and the camera follows him. He gave up. James tells him to do it in the bathroom toilet area while Sharon listens to her music.

After other people scatter from the kitchen James starts to tell Joshuah about how Allison is trying to "plant the seed" aka being the "Gardner" to get other couples in the house to work in her favor. It's OBVIOUS that these 2 couples are working together and are an alliance but this house of idiots don't team up to take out James and Chelsia, the favorites to win the game over anyone else. It's so frustrating watching people let James and Chelsia get to the end so easily!

Later in the pink room Matt, Sheila and Natalie all join together by knocking fists over getting Allison out and how she's "stiring the pot". Can you hear me sighing so fucking loud because I can't figure out what the hell- WHAT THE FUCK is going on!

Also James is getting fat by the way. Too much sugars and fatty foods in the house. He's not use to the sit around and eat diet. Does this mean his dick will get bigger!?!?

Matt then pulls Natalie into the boat room. Natalie starts to reveal what Allison wants and Matt doesn't like what he's hearing. He talks down to her using the term "sweetie" before he demeans her about how she is acting and how she's behaving with Allison. Listening to Matt treat Natalie like a moron is gut wrenching to watch. Here's to them splitting up next week and Natalie turning on Matt.