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February 5, 2008

Paradise Hotel 4 | Starts February 11th... In Denmark

Well Fox Reality's Paradise Hotel 2 finally premiered last night and it was just a dud for me. It seems like Chelesa works for the show or something because this girl was bred for reality television. She knows exactly what to say, she drives the vagina ship through the hotel meaning she knows how make things happen, she's just a plant in my opinion. The "surfer dude" is boring as fuck and James is of course beautiful as they come but he can't save my interest in this new year. Next week someone leaves Paradise Hotel and a new big ol' dick comes swinging and swaying in, I hope he's more interesting than this current cast put together.

But back to Paradise Hotel 4. Now if you saw the U.S. PH2 premiere and you then watched this international Paradise Hotel 4 trailer, well, maybe you can see how I expected more from the U.S. casting department. Just watch...

Did you notice the hotel? It's the same one used in the U.S. PH2 version. I believe that hotel is now the official international transmitted diseased hotel for this series. What happened to the first hotel from season 1? That was a great hotel! I mean my God, did they even change the semen soaked sheets before the next cast rolls in?!?! After some research I found out that this new hotel is also located in Mexico as was the first one.

And did you notice Haider Mohamad?!? I have no idea if he lives in America but he's obviously obsessed with American culture. He does have a beautiful body and side "model" profile when the light hits him justtttt right. He's so full of himself though. I do wish though that he was the "international" twist for PH2 here in the states. Fucking bring in international douche bags to mess with the cast. That'd be fun to watch.

This international Paradise Hotel even has it's own music video!!! Are you kidding me? It sounds something Haider would dance his ass off to. Check it out. If You Give It Up | Windows Media Format by Amalie Bruun. The song title is not as funny as I thought it would be, it should have been titled "I'd Give It Up", you know, because all the contestants are whores on every season on every country.

I actually liked reporting on PH4 over our PH2. That's how bad this premiere for us was. Help us Big Brother 9-Kenobi... you're our only hope.

Posted by guytvblog at February 5, 2008 12:33 AM

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Posted by: hunter at February 5, 2008 10:19 PM