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February 26, 2008
WWE's Cena "Acts", More "Lipstick", May Deals & Sexy Spoiler!
Kiss Damn It! You're "Acting"!
WWE Films Cena's Body | Okay, now don't spit out the beer due to laughter when you read this but get ready for WWE to start making even more horrible movies that'll bomb at the box office. "12 Rounds" is the next film to be a theatrical release under the direction of Renny Harlin. The story will focus on yet another story where Cena's wife/girlfriend/prostitute hag is kidnapped and he's just got to fucking save her. Didn't we already see this in that horrible Marine movie this past year?
All I care to see, when it eventually aires on cable, is Cena shirtless and sweating and lifting weights and taking movie showers and having movie sex and maybe giving us a butt shot as he walks to the bathroom- that's all I care about but then again I'm not the demographic the studio is after. This new film is going to be shot in New Orleans so I expect plenty of sweaty, musky takes on the set. Here's wishing I could apply to be the fluffer- what? This movie doesn't need one? He doesn't need one?
This Just In: T.R. Knight, socially married to Katherine Heigl, has shown off his new boyfriend at Elton John's Oscar Party. He sure is a looker in an older twinkish kind of way. Check him out!
Six More Sticks of Lip? | Yep, NBC's Lipstick Jungle is getting six more episodes of a series that isn't Sex and the City. I haven't really been watching the show but I am well aware of that muscled 20 something beefcake that's poking that middle aged rich housewife. He's all man and I wish for him to be in his own series where he's a straight discovering he's more into his best friend than his current girlfriend, just thinking up a show on the spot, that's all.
Fans of Lipstick Jungle can continue to wish it was Sex and the City for 6 more weeks. When I saw some seen where one of the characters were supposely talking to "Leo" I gave up on the series. Give me a break, like you know how "Leo" from Titanic works when it comes to making movie deals. It was as bad, but not as worse, as when NBC's Passions had their rich bitch Sheridan talking to Princess Diana over the phone and how SHE was one of the last people she talked to before she died on that tragic day.
You know I still remember where I was when Princess Diana died, I was at a family members wedding. But you know, I won't remember the day when Lipstick Jungle is cancelled.
International Deal | NBC's Deal or No Deal is packing up their cheaply made suitcases and annoying show host for a trip around the world! The Hollywood Reporter reveals that the show will be traveling around the globe with players selected here from America and having them play on Deal or No Deal international stages. The show has been whored around the world where the game has been tweaked for international players thus meaning that American contestants selected to play will have to learn how to play the game all over again due to the show's global formats.
As for the women who appear on the show holding the briefcases, they are getting left behind like a used up Los Angeles hooker. The show airing during May Sweeps will now be featuring the local models to hold the cases, not our U.S. "models". Sucks to be them during these kick ass fun trips
Will & Grace Part 2 | No, Will & Grace are not returning from the TV series graveyard but the creators of the show are bringing back "Gay" to the primetime comedy line up! The only problem here is that ABC is going to give this new very queer show a chance and we all know how ABC treats their shows, they either run them into the ground to a point where no one gives a shit about them anymore or they cancel them far too early due to disappointing numbers right out of the gate.
The new untitled show centers "around two men -- one straight, one gay -- who are lifelong best friends and business partners. Both of them are in serious romantic relationships and try to find a balance between their allegiances to each other and to their significant others." This show mirrors the creators of Will & Grace where one happens to be a cock sucking hunk while the other is a tit sucking hunk. They are both handsome and I wish them nothing but luck when they get this show off the ground.
Casting tip. When Lipstick Jungle is cancelled get Robert Buckley to play one of the boyfriends for the gay writer. Better yet, cast him as the houseboy for the series!
Sex and The Spoiler! | Recently the internet went nuts over the leaked trailer for Sex and the City: THE FUCKING HOT MOVIE. I of course missed it because I was and still am overwhelmed by the show that is Big Brother. After searching for the site I discovered something many of you have probably already seen. A wedding scene from the film that is A HUGE SPOILER! So don't click the video if you're not ready for a HUGE FUCKING SPOILER.
I actually bet it's a misunderstanding but who really knows. Also the video on the right is the leaked trailer!!!! Watch them before they vanish... or until they reappear again tomorrow on another YouTube account.
Posted by guytvblog at February 26, 2008 12:03 AM
