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March 30, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Week 8 Featuring The Holy Alliance!

Day 49: As midnight comes and goes James continues to talk to Chelsia in the bathroom and wanting to know WHY WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE IS AFTER HIM. He really feels like all the shit he's done and all the times he's broken his word are just not registering in his mind that maybe those are the reasons why the house is after him. Or maybe it's because he's won HOH and back to back POV's since returning to the house of idiots.
Chelsia now says that the entire house is JEALOUS of James because he's "HAPPY". YEAH, THAT'S IT TWAT, we're all jealous because he's "happy". DING DING BITCH, YOU GOT IT!
Minutes later Joshuah comes back into the bathroom to tell James and Chelsia that he caught Ryan telling Natalie and Sheila what they just talked about. James says "we're fucked".
Sheila comes walking by them and has to use the bathroom. She smiles at the, they smile back and when Sheila closes the door Chelsia gives Sheila the middle finger twice. Then they laugh about Sheila. She comes out and leaves with a few joking comments back and forth. When she walks around the corner James laughs and tries to strangler her if she were standing in front of him and hitting her in the face repeatedly. Violent much?
Later James tells Chelsia and Joshuah in the bathroom that he's happy he beat Nick from last season and Matt from their cast. UM., HOW THE FUCK DID NICK GET BROUGHT INTO THIS? Why Nick? James has issues with guys who look like Nick and Matt. BIG ISSUES.
WOW! Later Chelsia- JUST WOW. Chelsia was in the kitchen with James and Joshuah eating grapes and Adam was outside smoking. Chelsia throws grapes at the window, Adam notices it. Then she grabs some grapes, opens the sliding glass door and throws them at him. He comes inside smilling and laughing but kinda pissed she's picking on him and grabs the rest of the grapes still attached to the stems/vines and smashes it in her face.
She laughs and he laughs while Joshuah and James laugh watching. She looses her balance and falls flat to her ass and then Adam steps back with the vines still in his hand. She laughs and then he throws it at her face from a behind side angle and it slips by fast against her face. She says "ow you fucker". Adam smiles as he heads up the stairs giving her no apology.
Both Joshuah and James are just shocked at this. They laugh about how they didn't back her up on "that one". Now Chelsia thinks it's "creepy" Adam got mad at her throwing grapes at him. Joshuah wants her to go to the Diary Room to tell on him. James then says "Now I know I'll get punched when I put him up". They still can't believe what just happened, Chelsia calling it "weird" and "creepy" over and over again.
Minutes later Chelsia, Joshuah and James stand in front of the memory wall and make fun of everyone and laugh about everything that has happened in the house.
The day has been kinda quiet, boring... we're all waiting for the live show to see who wins HOH... check back after the live show.
Day 49, Part 2: What's that! GTVB's TEAM FUCKING WON HOH... AGAIN! The reason Natalie, Ryan, Adam and Sheila are my team is because I can't stand James, Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon. With Chelsia leaving today with a vote of 5 to 0 and her immature childish exit... well that's all I needed to watch her humiliate herself live on national TV. And what's up with Big Brother giving Chelsia and James this great couple edit, they are scum just like the rest of us, show the scum part as well! Not the sugar coated scum they did show.
Natalie and Joshuah both prayed to GOD on the live feeds demanding help from him to win to take the other out. It seems GOD picked a side and chose Natalie. DOES GOD WANT JOSHUAH OUT? Fuck, even I want Joshuah out of the fucking house! GOD, let James win POV again and have Joshuah pack his bags leaving in another firecracker penis blaze of dim glory.
Later in the pink room Natalie packs her stuff while Adam unpacks his stuff to sleep back in teh room. They both agree this is a "good" week for them. Joshuah comes into the pink room and Natalie tells Joshuah not to worry about how she's going to win POV. WHAT? So James isn't going up? Natalie wants to backdoor him but hopefully Sheila can get it into her head to just up the fucker up and if he gets POV to save himself!
Joshuah leaves unhappy that he's finally going on the block but bottles everything up and says nothing. He goes outside to tell Sharon that he and her are going up on the block. Sharon isn't happy to hear this. Joshuah thinks "his winning streak is done" and how they are in a "code red pink situation now". Now Sharon says GOD doesn't want James to win, she's even believing the holy hype in the house now.
Joshuah says he's fine in the house with votes if he's up against James. James comes outside and tells Joshuah that he's been told he's going up in "some kind of way". Joshuah thinks he and James will go up and that will be the end of it. James is now worried that the "GOD of POV" is now playing and both worry that the POV is not puzzles. Here's hoping it's the face morph!
Joshuah says now "I was one question behind that bitch". Joshuah starts going off calling Natalie a "whore" and how she is no where near what inspiriation is. Joshuah is now eating carbs and how if he looses the food comp tomorrow he'll just flip the fuck out.
Inside Sheila, Natalie, Ryan and Adam LAUGH IT UP and just have a GAY OL' time celebrating how happy their week is going to be. Sharon is in there as well watching them and tries to get in good with them.
Sheila now tells Natalie that this week is about putting the people on the block who DID YOU WRONG and Sharon is all AMEN about that. Sharon will of course push for Joshuah and James to be on the block and Sharon could get her way this week with Natalie THROUGH GOD HIMSELF!
Minutes later Joshuah talks to Natalie about what James is saying about being backdoored. Now Natalie tells Joshuah that he's going up, she wants him surprised at the nominaton ceremony. Joshuah is all about making sure James goes up and goes home this week to protect himself. Now Natalie tells Joshuah that he is now going up against James and if she wins POV that she will pull Joshuah down and put up Sharon to make sure James goes. UH OH! If Sharon keeps going up as pawn the house may just get rid of her and this HOH could backfire on Natalie!!!
Now Natalie goes on about her new number obsession "7" and how everything in the world has lined up with the number 7 to make sure she wins. Sharon comes into the couch room and now Natalie goes on about how James is going up and "to not mess with me". Sharon is back to saying "God won't let James win this game". I feel she's only saying this now to get to Natalie to make sure her and Joshuah stay this week. That Natalie says focused on getting James out.
Joshuah is worried that James will win again. Sharon keeps telling Joshuah that everyone hates James in the house and that everyone is joining together this week to get him out. Joshuah is still worried. OHHH now Joshuah now opens up the possibility of keeping the nominations the same and how James will STILL go home before Joshuah. AWWW Joshuah says this in front of Sharon.... AWWWW.
Sheila comes in and then says James could win POV and how everyone, including her, wants Joshuah to stay even after her and him had problems. Sheila keeps telling Joshuah to not worry and Joshuah is sniffling, shedding a tear, doesn't want to leave. Natalie gets up to leave. Sheila now tells Joshuah not to look at James like he's "Superman" and that James didn't win this HOH even though he was trying to psych people out saying he would win.
Natalie screams joyfully in the house and Joshuah tells Sheila and Sharon that she's so "happy". Sheila says Natalie should be happy after what "she's been through". Sharon agrees that all Chelsia did was make fun of other people. "She needs to grow up, she's a brat" says Sheila about Chelsia.
Outside James is all by himself in the hot tub and inside Ryan and Adam play up how Natalie is getting her HOH pictures and both hug her from both sides. Now they joke about James being in the hot tub in "fetal position". They then all say not to "break his balls" and not to act as how they would be acting had they won HOH. It's true, Joshuah and James would be mean as hell with power.
Outside Joshuah starts mocking Natalie to James about what she's been saying about the number seven. Joshuah then says that God gave Natalie a sign to which James interrupts and says "OH FUCKING GOD" and Joshuah finishes saying God gave Natalie a sign to wear her red outfit and when she saw the set and how she "matched" that she knew she would win.
Joshuah also tells James that he and him are going on the block and how Sharon is not going on the block with POV if neither win. Now Joshuah says that this week is Matt's birthday and that Natalie is sending one of them to him for his birthday! James says "whatever" and then says "it will be fun campaigning" to which Joshuah says nothing about it.
Then Joshuah says "Chelsia is not going to be happy". LOL. Joshuah continues to play now for James jury vote if he leaves this week. James then says Adam told him some minutes ago "shitty week for you". James then says he's "hating" Adam more and more and more. LOL. James then says "this sucks".
Later in the kitchen James, Adam, Sharon, Sheila, Joshuah and Ryan are laughing in the house. Sheila is talking about something and James tells Adam not to "touch me" and how the whole house is after him. Sheila laughs telling James "well you shouldn't be so good" and James tells Sheila, "go fuck yourself". Both then tell the other they are kidding. James keeps ragging on how he was only after Adam and how the whole house is after him and how Adam won't deny going after him. Sharon then says "are we talking game right now?"
Joshuah then makes a funny comment about how either the "fag" or the "pink haired" guy will go and how the fashion in the house will go down from here. James then says Joshuah is a better "mental" threat in front of everyone and how Adam is "fat". Everyone keeps brushing off James' comments and James isn't really getting the reactions he wants from them. Sharon is just sooo OVER insults in the house.
Now everyone makes light of Natalie's magical "number 7" week. Joshuah says tomorrow will be 50 days "sharing out life together" and Joshuah rolls his eyes followed by a smile. Natalie is now in the Diary Room going AWF about winning and getting revenge.
Sheila now makes a comment about how people really want to hear James story and James makes a slamming comment about how he can write about his life in sequestor. Sheila smiles and laughs telling him to "stop it". Sharon joins in and does the "whoomp whoomp" sound. James feeling so bad for himself BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS HAPPY AND HOW THE PRIZE IS JUST "PAPER". He told this to Chelsia last night.
Then James again brings up how he and Chelsia have been having sex in the house "for a while" and we get FLAMES. So now we're going to get blocked feeds everytime he talks about him and Chelsia having sex? WHAT THE FUCK?
Later Natalie gets her HOH and celebrates. She reads her letters from home outloud and everyone loves hearing, no assholes interrupting. Even Adam has to wipe some tears because it was so tearful watching Natalie read and try not to breakdown. Afterwards everyone hugs and even James gives Natalie a hug. AWWWW!
James is now 2nd to leave the HOH room and does something with his finger in his mouth. Ryan is downstairs and heads back up after James says Natalie "really deserves" the letter. "She really does".
Minutes later Joshuah heads downstairs to hug James and tells him that Natalie's father works at WalMart and he'll throw it in her face later in the game as if that is an insult. Now Joshuah acknowledges Sharon staying up there. James says her Cd is horrible music but again goes on how she "deserves" it after them putting her through "hell".
Joshuah then says "If you win POV then it's all over" for him. Joshuah now wants this game to be a popularity contest and how he and James "would win". HELL NO YOU WON'T! Then they talk about how the "Lord" is on their side and James says "oh that guy".
Later outside Joshuah tells Ryan and Adam that he doesn't want to go home and if James wins POV that he still doesn't want to go home. He then tries to redeem himself if this gets back to Sharon by saying even if he does stay on the block that he's fine with that too. Sharon comes outside with his beer and he goes to the hot tub to talk with her about how he's scared this week.
Upstairs Natalie looks at her picture of her dog and cries while telling her mom to clip his toenails. She then says "my baby". James comes upstairs and she says "hey crazy James". James now says he wants to say congratulations and that he's fine with going on the block. Natalie tries to set James up by saying she doesn't know what to do but he keeps telling her to put him on the block. He says this so he makes sure he plays for POV because this week only one person can't play this week and he WANTS TO PLAY POV.
Now James hopes this week on getting him out isn't for "Matt" and how he tells her Adam is his target. Now he tries to get on her good side, wanting to work with her, how everyone is still "working couples" and pushing Joshuah/Sharon to be split up as well as Adam and Sheila.
Now James and Natalie talk about FINAL 2, what?!?! Natalie tells James that she's debating not to put up James and wants him to throw the POV to make sure one of them leaves. James now says "this is our trust" for the rest of the game and how they "have each other's backs". Natalie is definitely playing James because she wants him to believe he's not going up and then he does. This week is ALL FOR MATT and she is just toying with him.
After he leaves she talks to herself about how if she should trust James and how she REALLY doesn't know what to do. WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!
Later Adam goes up to the HOH room where Sheila is with Natalie and starts dancing and yelling out in praise. Natalie starts to spill certain things about her conversation with James but not everything. They start trashing James to Natalie about how he manipulates and Natalie brings up how James wants her to "trust" him and this sets them both off to remind her how James got out Matt.
Soon after Natalie is back to hardcore getting James out and giving Matt his "birthday" present of Chelsia and James, back to back. Natalie also says she wants to get rid of James for her "sexy six" alliance: Alex, Amanda, Jen, Parker and Matt. That Natalie is the last survivor of that stupid alliance.
Downstairs in the hot tub Sharon and Joshuah talk. Sharon is FINALLY telling Joshuah she doesn't trust James anymore and that she only voted him back in becuase he would fight with them. She wants JAMES OUT! She's fucking done with James!
Then they talk about who to target if they get HOH next week. Joshuah wants to go after Natalie and Ryan, how typical, while Sharon wants to go after Ryan and Adam.
Later talk starts happening about who is starting shit up again tonight. Something about Ryan telling Joshuah about some family comment that was made by Joshuah and so Joshuah goes in to tell Natalie in front of Sheila that he didn't mean anything bad about Natalie's family in anything he said and then Sheila goes to Ryan asking who told Joshuah and then Ryan tells Sheila that James told Joshuah that Sheila was talking shit about... oh good grief, it was just one of those who said what type bullshit that gets blamed on James. They all come to an agreement that James is trying to pit people against each other to take target off his own back. Even Joshuah tells Sheila that James told him about the "family" comment supposely she made.
Actually I think James told Natalie how Joshuah wants to tear Natalie's family apart again with new information from the HOH letter she got. Not sure, it's so confusing, they all have beer and wine in their systems.
OHHH Later Adam tells Joshuah and Sharon outside how James tried to throw both remaining couples in the house to be targets and not him. Joshuah and Sharon of course did not like that. And inside Natalie and Sheila laugh at Chelsia's black and white photo and Natalie waves goodbye to Chelsia! GOOD SHIT HERE.
Day 50: As midnight comes Sheila is playfully FREAKING THE FUCK OUT that her Penthouse photos and "raunchy"/"classy" photos are on the internet, blogs and how Eric from Season 8 mentioned he's seen her photos on the internet and how "weird" Eric was looking at him. Sheila won't let the issue go and how everyone in the house knows about the entire world seeing her photos.
This woman actually thinks we have to go to the company, buy the back issue which supposely costs alot of money and then see it for themselves. She can't fathom that the photos can be scanned and posted on any website, message board, etc.
The whole reason for this is James is trying to get Sheila to NOT believe Chelsia use to make fun of Sheila's "big" vagina but now Sharon says that "they were talking outside" and she stayed out of it. Sheila gets playfully angry that Chelsia did say something about her "large" vagina even though James continues to try to play it off like someone on her side made it up. Sheila then says that when Chelsia left she made a comment about "riding" Sheila hard and that also leads her to believe Chelsia did say those things. Nothing James can do will make anyone love Chelsia anymore.
Nick's name is brought up and Sheila & Joshuah so want Nick to come back to the house. BISEXUAL Ryan then asks Joshuah if he thinks Nick is "gay, bisexual or what". Joshuah and Sheila say "Nick is fucking hot and very secure with his manhood". Joshuah now gives Lauren from MTV's The Hills that he wants to be on her show!
Now talk centers around if Sheila has done "porn" and she says no, HELL NO. Then James starts asking Adam if he's done it and James NEVER admits to his own gay porn.
Later as Sharon, James and Joshuah try to sleep in their couch beds James wants them all to be on a team against the rest of the house. They want to win food while the other side is on slop. James then says "that could be me up in that mutha fucker". Joshuah says more him becuase he came in second.
Up in the HOH room Sheila tells Natalie that Ryan was the one who told Joshuah about the "family" comment about Natalie. She now won't tell Ryan anything and to keep their mouths shut with the "boys" on their side.
Later Joshuah paces downstairs in his white briefs thinking. He now heads up to the HOH room to find Natalie by herself. Sheila is downstairs getting her stuff in the boat room to probably sleep in the HOH room.
Joshuah now talks about how scared he is that James will win POV. Sheila comes upstairs and talk gets around that if James does use POV and takes himself off that Sharon will go up and GO HOME! Sheila doesn't say anything as she shouldn't. It was a stupid comment to make in front of Sheila and Joshuah and everyone has this silent pause.
Joshuah then says "at least I'm honest". Natalie then says she doesn't trust Sharon and how she's a "mole". Now Natalie tells them both about James wanting final 2 deal and how Chelsia "screwed" herself earlier in the game. Joshuah is also worried about how him campaigning against James will go.
Joshuah also tells them he has "no clue" as to what is really going on with James which is bullshit. Then Joshuah tells them that James came downstairs after talking to Natalie that someone upstairs was trying to out Joshuah about something he said about Natalie's family. They both say that James is trying to start shit, to get you to yell at us, take the target off his back and on yours.
Joshuah then says he if wins POV that he might not even use POV in fear that Sharon would go up and go home. REALLY? I don't believe you. Minutes later Natalie continues to deny that she ever gave Matt a blowjob. The Natalie says she did TOUCH it but that was it, NOT TRUE. Joshuah then asks if Matt is "big" and she smiles saying "yes". Joshuah then SMILES big and says he knew it was based on his observations in Matt's "sweat pants". LOL.
OH THANK GOD. Joshuah finally leaves HOH and Sheila and Natalie talk about how Joshuah is still the 2nd target this week if James magically wins POV. Sheila is happy that Natalie is admitting to toying with Joshuah about leading him to believe Sharon will be going before him. They also wonder who James will target if stays yet again, they hope the "boys" Ryan and Adam who both put up on the block and targets him first over Natalie.
Much later in the late night hours James is playing pool by himself outside and asks himself "do you really need the money". Then he asks "how much is everything worth to you". "If you didn't want the money you should have used the Veto on Chelsia". Later he goes inside to eat candy at the counter and says "there's sure a whole lot of show left".
As morning comes and goes the house awakes to another depressed James day.
Later the food comp is held and Sharon, James, Joshuah, Ryan and Sheila are ALL ON SLOP! Adam and Natalie are the only ones not on slop. It seems it had to do with each person doing the food comp on their own and not on teams as previously thought. At first everyone thought they were playing for days of the week but now it was individual challenge and only Adam won, Natalie being HOH can eat whenever she wants.
Sharon has already told the house she won't use her SLOP PASS she won in the past luxury/POV comp and wants to stick it out on slop with the rest of the house. Yeah BITCH we'll see you use it very soon! Ryan so doesn't want to be on slop either. He wants his body to have a allergic reaction to it so he can be off it.
James tells Joshuah yet again how "this sucks... really bad" and how this week is sooo shitty for him yet he'd love the shitty shit happening to Natalie right now.
Later in the HOH room Natalie is getting played by Sharon for an all girls finale. UH OH Natalie is now telling Ryan that he doesn't "trust" Sheila. WHAT? Why are you giving the enemy information you STUPID TWAT! Now Sharon is trying to get more information on Ryan from Natalie. Earlier Sheila told Natalie to not tell Sharon anything but here goes Natalie always spilling too much information. IDIOT. Sharon now tries to set up Natalie by asking her who the final four will be. Natalie says herself, Sharon, "probably Ryan" and "maybe even Joshuah". Oh Natalie, learn to shut the fuck up please.
Natalie now replaces Adam with Joshuah in potential final four leaving Sheila out. LOL. FUCKING IDIOT. She's the GAWD DAMN ENEMY!
Later Sharon finally leaves Ryan and Natalie in the HOH room to talk and once the door shuts Ryan starts on about Sharon still being a "mole" and Natalie says "I'm not buying into her shit". Ryan then throws out the idea of backdooring James by putting up Joshuah and Sharon but then there's the slim chance of him winning POV and pulling off Joshuah just to fuck with Natalie. She says she told Adam this last night and he wasn't down for it.
Adam comes in and hears the backdoor plan again and is still very much against it. Ryan thinks Joshuah will "come over to our side if Sharon does leave" and Natalie says no he won't and how their alliance will stick with each other to the end.
Now they tell Adam how Sharon is trying to scheme with us but had Joshuah won she'd be with hthem scheming. Now Natalie brings up Sharon's question about final four. Ryan is starting to find a new woman to hate in the house, Sharon.
Adam pushes for James to go up on the block and Ryan wants to James to leave because he wasn't "grateful" for being voted back in the house and how James wants to get revenge on them all on a "silver platter". Now the plan to backdoor James isn't happening, THANK GAWD.
Ryan now wants to hear the speech. Natalie is going to love that Joshuah is finally going on the block because of her and how she put her up when he was HOH. And her speech to James is about his word and trust and how she wants to split Joshuah and James up.
Now she tells them she's going to call him out on wanting to promise her that if he won POV that he wouldn't use the POV on Joshuah. She then says she wants to tell James "that I can protect myself, I don't need you". She then tells them James said "those boys will never have your back" and Ryan isn't happy to hear that. Adam can't wait to go AWF on James once POV is played and James is leaving. Adam jumps on the HOH bed and says "I can't wait" and how he wants to start going AWF on James once he's leaving.
Later in the couch room GUESS FUCKING WHAT, Sharon is telling Joshuah what Natalie said in the HOH room earlier. Oh Sharon! But at least she liked hearing that she and Joshuah were in final four in Natalie's mind. James comes in and says he's not having a good day because he jokes about squatting to take a shit in the bathroom but the tiolet seat was up and he feel HARD into the bowl and water.
James then says "I guess there's no clothing competition" and Joshuah suggests maybe next week. James says "oh great, thats what I was kinda looking forward to". EXPECT Allison Grodner to create one at the end of the week just for James when he has no chance of staying when he doesn't win the POV.
Later Sheila and James talk in the sauna room about who said what, how they feel about each other in the game, who said what, what was said here and there BLAH BLAH BLAH. She still doesn't trust him and he still doesn't trust her, this is all bullshit talk.
Joshuah is in the bathroom around the corner aware that Sheila is talking with James and worried that James is campaigning for votes to stay if POV isn't used and he stays on the block.
Minutes later Natalie is now overhearing the sauna conversation from the kitchen area and Joshuah is still listening in the bathroom. Both acknowledge each other ease dropping and both start walking towards the couch room talking about how James is trying to work Sheila now. Joshuah is still scared that James will win POV.
Natalie now tells Joshuah AGAIN that if James does win POV and pulls himself off that Sharon will still go up and that she'll try to get Sheila to help vote out Sharon. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It's so hard to believe these people. Either Joshuah or James has to go this week, NOT SHARON!
Later Sheila tells Natalie her side of her chat with James and how she doesn't believe James was the "nice" one between him and Chelsia and how she still believes James egged her on, which he did. Outside James talks to Sharon about how Sheila told James about the idea of Joshuah and Sharon going up first and backdooring James. Sheila then told James that if he doesn't win POV that he's out.
Day 50, Part 2: POV players have been picked. Everyone is playing except Adam. In the last POV comp Adam came in 2nd to James. Everyone's a little scared that James may take it again.
Later Joshuah and Sharon talk outside about what IS going to happen with them in the weeks to come. She says she's going to win HOH, that Joshuah will win the next one after that, and then she'll win the next win after that and then after some more comps they are final 2. REALLY? Um... no only one of you may MAY make it to final 2.
Joshuah also calls Adam a "douche" and still hates Natalie, wants her out still but Sharon keeps telling him that they have to get the "boys" out aka Ryan and Adam, more so Adam first.
Later Sheila tells Ryan, Adam and Joshuah that she feels James will become a very nasty person in the POV to psych people out. As Sheila tries to be serious about whatever she's talking about Adam can't stop fucking with her.
After more fucking with Sheila she starts to go on to Joshuah about how he has it "in him" to win POV tomorrow. Then Natalie tells Sheila to keep it down because James might hear but Sheila doesn't GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE becuase it is what it is.
Now Sheila and Joshuah make a deal if James wins POV. Joshuah WILL make out with Sheila for five minutes. STAMPED! Minutes later James is shown on the feeds wide awake laying in his bed listening to the "house" plot against him out in the open. Now he gets up, puts on some fresh clothes and makes his way over to the kitchen.
Joshuah sees James coming and everyone is suddenly quiet now. Joshuah goes to his bed and then James starts going AWF in the kitchen in his own gentle manner about how every week he has to fight the house and how he heard everything they were saying. He's mostly going at it with Sheila but nothing too hostile. Joshuah in his bed hears everything.
James now wants Sheila not to give him a "pep talk". Sheila starts getting riled up when James starts making comments to her about what was said and she gets defensive and he tries to LIE to her by telling her he isn't "mad" when he is. It's just a bullshit rant and all James wants Sheila to do is to stop talking and throwing it in his face and she won't but only because she wants her point to come across, whatever that is. Adam then tries to step in and take "sides" as according to Sheila who tells him to stop.
Joshuah continues to hear everything and make faces to whatever James is saying. James is also getting tired of hearing what Chelsia said and how he's "paying" for it. She keeps saying "you aren't" but you are a "threat" and that's why the house wants you out. UM MAYBE JAMES IF YOU DIDN'T WIN HOH AND BACK TO BACK POV'S then maybe the entire house wouldn't be after you so hardcore!
James goes outside with Adam while Adam plays it off and sucks up to James in fear that he'll win POV next week and possibly HOH right after that. Sheila leaves the kitchen says "whatever" and goes to Joshuah's bed and tells him her side of what happened. How he "confronted" us and how she "told him how it is".
Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk about what happened while James is inside. They talk about how James was "pissed" when he came out to the kitchen even though he acted like he wasn't. Now the "boys" fault Sheila for speaking her mind and standing up to James. Adam and Ryan now say "I kinda feel bad for him" becuase the entire "house" is after him. Now Ryan hopes James just throws the POV game to make it "easier" for everyone.
Now they start hating on James trying to say how now James is trying to say he's taking the "mellow" approach to this game when after he got back in the house he was all about getting revenge and now this week he started talking shit about them to Natalie. Ryan is getting a bit riled about James saying "fuck him, we don't owe him anything".
Sheila comes outside and starts telling Ryan and Adam what James said. How James is trying to get Sheila to not bring up Chelsia because Ryan is still supposely playing the game for Jen and why aren't they after him. Something like that. Ryan hates to hear that. Then Sheila tells Ryan that James brought up how Ryan wants to "propose" to her at the end of the show and basically saying Ryan should be the target this week, not him.
Over in the couch room Joshuah talks to James about what was said and Joshuah basically is a coward to James about who they all are against James and how Joshuah is just playing a quiet game now. Now Joshuah compares Dick to James last year.
Back outside Ryan is getting riled up and pumped to win HOH now. Adam then tells Sheila and Ryan how James said he hopes to get Ryan and Sheila's vote for how he "saved" them in the game but both say that's not going to happen. Sheila is TIRED of everyone playing the "we're not really after you" role and she's ready to fucking tell James WE'RE AFTER YOU.
Now Sheila says that when James went into the couch room when she was talking to Joshuah that James DEMANDED her not to talk to him anymore and how he told her to "shut up". She agreed to leave and now she's outside with the boys going AWF about how James is playing this game.
Joshauh is called into the Diary Room and James is now telling Sharon about the whole him and Sheila thing. He's LIVID and pissed but still smiling about how amazed he is how Sheila reacted to him when he confronted them all talking about him. Sharon plays for a jury vote siding with him.
Sharon tries to build up James' game ego by telling him everyone wants you out becuase you came back in the house and had a "clean sweep" aka HOH, POV and POV. Oh Sharon, always so transparent. Then James tells him how Adam gave him pathetic hope on how he'll take James off with POV if he wins it and Sharon tells James "they are straight up lying to your face". This BITCH is playing for that jury vote HARD!
Later Ryan chews on his microphone in his bed in the pink room. Ryan is dying for some real food. He goes out to the couch room and he runs into Joshuah and Sharon who say James is PISSED at Sheila and Natalie. Joshuah sneaks into the pink room to talk to Adam real quick and James is called to the Diary Room. Adam ORDERS Joshuah to "get out, quick" and Joshuah runs back to his bed so James can't see him talking.
Now with James in the Diary Room Joshuah talks with Adam, Ryan and Sharon in the couch room about who James is pissed off at. Joshuah says Sheila and Natalie... all because they spoke the truth!
Minutes later James comes outside and Adam talks to him with Joshuah about Sheila going AWF earlier outside and how she's "better" now. The minute James hears Sheila is "better" now he gets up quick to go start a confrontation with her.
Check out the big JAMES VERSUS HOUSE VERSUS SHEILA FIGHT!
Day 51: After the big blowout between James and most of the house James comes out of the Diary Room to notify Joshuah that he's been "warned". Joshuah tells him he knows alllllll about those conversations. It seems James got far to close to Sheila for too long a time and he's been warned not to do it. As he says this Sheila is in the bathroom washing her face to go to bed upstairs in the HOH room.
You can also tell James let it all out in the Diary Room. This fucker cried his eyes out and now that he's out he's blowing his nose and sniffling and blowing his nose and red all in the face. He's now always fighting back tears.
Sheila now heads upstairs as James asks Sheila if she's okay. She says yeah and tells him that she wants to go up in case either of them win POV. James is shocked to hear this and when Sheila goes into the HOH room Joshuah fills James in on the weird plan.
Upstairs in the HOH room Sheila tells Natalie to let them THINK she is going up. Sheila is also upset that Adam tried to "throw me under the bus", not sure how but I guess he did, he always does. Sheila is done with Adam and I'm scared if she gets HOH next week, hopefully Adam can redeem himself again by going down on her or something.
Downstairs James is back on his high road and how he "loves" Joshuah and Chelsia. James is trying to make it seem like he's been nothing but good in this game and how all he's been doing is getting to know people in the house because that's what he does outside the house. James also questions if he goes AWF on Sheila will benefit him in anyway.
Joshuah Coward Asshole plays for a jury vote with James, his new BFF. They all love each other and James tries to fight back more tears. Minutes later they head off to bed and they act as if they are both in the same boat, um NO you both are trying to make sure the other goes home behind your backs. James and Joshuah hug it out and kiss.. on the cheeks before slipping into their beds.
Sheila is in the Diary Room as the houseguests sleep. She wants something to be done about James' behaviour in the house. Over in the couch room James lays in his bed with his eyes open and is thinking about everything, I'm assuming, that has happened in the house.
Minutes later James gets up to go use the bathroom. Sheila comes out of the Diary Room. They miss each other and James goes outside now to get in the hot tub. Sheila comes outside now to finish drying her clothes and sees James in the hot tub. She finishes up and heads back inside. NOTHING. DAMN IT!
Oh wait, Sheila opens the sliding glass door and tells James "good luck tomorrow, okay. I mean it". James says nothing and she closes the door heading back inside. THE DRAMA!
As morning comes and goes we have a house [as Heidi Klum would say] walking on eggshells. Sheila apparently had her period in the shower and it's the talk of the house. Later Natalie and James talk about how Sheila "bugs" them and Natalie continues to give James hope that if POV is used that Sheila would go up and most likely won't be kept in this house. James has hope again, can't wait for them to take it away!
Later Sharon and Sheila talk in the boat room. Sheila cries about how this game is so rough with her and how she can't handle it but Sharon tries to build Sheila up at the same time getting her jury vote. Sharon then pulls out the tears to Sheila about how she "cares" about everyone and how she can't "change" Joshuah. Sheila then points out that you have taken Joshuah this far, he wouldn't have made it this far without you.
Sheila gets up to hug Sharon as she reveals that she always has these burdens when she's "taking care" of someone aka Joshuah in this game. She feels that this POV burden on Joshuah is now on her to save him. Sheila now becomes the one to verbally build up Sharon. GREAT WAY TO GET SHEILA'S JURY VOTE, well played Sharon!
Later Natalie and Ryan talk on the upstairs couch about how even if James wins POV that they will still have a good week by getting out Joshuah. Natalie tells Ryan that Joshuah is still her/their 2nd big target this week and how Sharon will come to "our" side to get out James. LOL. Sharon will be last person standing in the SHITHOLE alliance and will fucking make it to final 2 now, just watch.
POV comp has come and gone. JAMES has yet again FUCKING WON. Joshuah was seen holding back tears in the couch bed while Natalie and Sharon talk in the storage room about Sharon going up. James is in the kitchen talking with everyone but also smiling BIG and placing his hand over his mouth trying to hide it.
Minutes later James goes to his couch bedroom and jumps and laughs all on his own. In the pink bedroom Ryan and Adam discuss the idea of keeping Joshuah over Sharon. Each has a "secret aliance" with Joshuah and both are pushing for Joshuah to stay. They agree that if they do this for Joshuah and he wins HOH that he won't WON'T put them up next week and that Sheila and Natalie go up.
Later Ryan heads up to the HOH with Natalie going over the POV comp and how Joshuah and Sharon went out first and how Ryan almost won. Natalie says it was "lucky". Ryan then asks her what she wants and she questions on what to do. She is leaning to keep Sharon and getting out Joshuah but Ryan is kinda starting to push her to the other way around.
Natalie then tells Ryan that Joshuah came up to her HOH room and how she told Joshuah that if he can get 2 votes and for it to come to a tie that Sharon would go over him. What Natalie doesn't know is that Joshuah went downstairs and went straight to Ryan to tell him to tell Natalie to keep Joshuah.
OHH Now Natalie tells Ryan again that if Sharon stays that she will "work" with us and how if Joshuah stays he will WILL work with James. Ryan brings up Sharon telling James everything and Natalie keeps wondering and going back to keeping Joshuah this week. Natalie keeps pushing on Ryan that Joshuah and James are going to work together no matter what and no matter what they say.
Hopefully Sharon will talk to Natalie and Natalie will just be honest. Now they both agree that Sheila can't know anything. Joshuah had also told Ryan not to tell Sheila anything. No one wants to tell Sheila anything. Ryan keeps pushing for Joshuah to stay and Natalie is starting to believe Joshuah "isn't a threat".
They also talk about even if James or Joshuah wins that they hope Sheila will go up on the block either during nomination ceremony or through POV ceremony and that they control the votes and get her out.
James comes up to the HOH and tells them "I will be using the POV". Natalie tells him that she is putting up Sharon. Now they want James NOT to tell Sheila... WHICH HE WILL. They propose a plan to James about how Adam and Sheila are "out of the loop" and how they will be the next targeted couple and with Sharon leaving it will be her, Ryan, James and Joshuah against Adam and Sheila next week.
James, being a smart ass player, doesn't agree to the plan and wants to keep his options open. James now calls Sharon "unpredictable" and how he's "open to everything". Natalie now tells James not to let "this conversation leave the room" and how Sheila is "getting on her every lasting nerve". James is ready for a physical HOH.
James says he "broke down" last night and Ryan says "dude, congrats" and shakes his hand. Their talk ends and James heads out. Now her and Ryan talk about how Adam and Sheila have to be left out of the loop and when Sharon is kicked out that they can be upset if they want. Ryan says "us four" again meaning Ryan, Natalie, Joshuah and James. They both love this plan and how they are in the middle of everyone's battles, which isn't true.
Downstairs Sharon is crying in the bathroom about her going on the block yet again. Over in the storage room James and Joshuah talk about what's going down. James is down with Adam not knowing what's happening and Joshuah says he has Adam's, Ryan's and James' vote to stay this week.
Now Sheila is the bathroom with Sharon trying to get her to know she's safe. Joshuah walks by and overhears a portion of it and then goes and gets James in the sauna room talking about how Sheila is talking to Sharon. Seconds later Joshuah goes back to the bathroom door area and changes in the shower listening to Sheila tell Sharon how Joshuah "redeemed" himself and how he "loves" you to death and how he'll be "your friend for life". Joshuah hears all this.
You'd think he'd have a heart and try to fun for Sheila being put on the block but NOPE he goes upstairs to the HOH room to tell Ryan and Natalie he's all down for getting Sharon out. Joshuah even tells Ryan that Sharon is a threat and that SHE'S AFTER YOU! WHAT? Joshuah now tells them that seeing Chelsia act like she did last week is NOT how he wants to act on TV like that again.
Downstairs Sharon leaves the bathroom and heads to her bed pulling the covers her her head. She's crying still about how she let herself and Joshuah down. Little does she know the house and her own "partner" is now plotting to get her out. I feel sorry for her but come on, YOU FUCKING VOTED JAMES BACK IN! It's your own fault this is happening.
Day 51, Part 2:Later James and Joshuah talk in the sauna room about the new deal or new alliance in the house. Natalie, Ryan, James and Joshuah. James is all down for it because now it's an all new foursome alliance and he has people to talk to again. Joshuah seems down for it as well and is putting his anger towards Sheila now.
Upstairs in the HOH room Ryan and Natalie talk about their new alliance as well. It seems Joshuah told Natalie some more things about Matt and now Natalie is starting to wonder if even Matt would have turned on her in this game, how he'd do anything to win. Joshuah basically tried to get Natalie to no longer be mad at James for taking Matt out when Matt was all about himself or something like that. It worked.
Downstairs Sharon cries in the sauna to James and Joshuah. She claims she doesn't care if she goes home this week and both are FAKE to her face knowing she now is going. Sharon says the other side of the house are being "assholes" and how they are "controling" everyone and James is quick to say "they don't control me" and he flat out tells Sharon that he's voting for Joshuah to stay.
James leaves and Joshuah tells Sharon to "be strong" as he flexes his non muscles. He then plays it up how he should have never gone off on Natalie as if he's the one to be leaving this week. Sharon is being left in the dark about her eviciton, even by Joshuah.
As Sharon talks to her boys James and Joshuah in the bathroom they play it up as if now Joshuah is leaving, when that's not the case anymore. They both talk about Sheila and her game play these past few days. Both continue to be FAKE 2 FACED FUCKERS to her face knowing full well that nearly everyone except Sheila wants to get rid of Sharon this week. Joshuah plays it up as if he's the one leaving this week and Sharon happily buys into it.
Remember the other night James was out of his mind PISSED AWF that Sheila did that to him yet here are James AND Joshuah doing it to Sharon. RIGHT TO HER FACE, being fake and lying to her. Yeah everyone is allowed to do that but don't go on a moral rant about how no one can do that to you James and then you do it right back to someone else FROM YOUR OWN ORIGINAL ALLIANCE!
Oh Dear, minutes later Joshuah and Sharon chat in the bathroom and Sharon says that she has 5 days to get pumped for HOH, win it and get Natalie out. The poor stupid thing really believes her anger should be directed towards Natalie and only Natalie. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
Later in the hot tub James and Joshuah talk about how "bad" they feel for Sharon but both agree this is now an individual game and that she has to go between them three.
Later by the pool table Adam and Ryan talk about what if they get HOH again next week. Both agree to put James and Joshuah back up on the block if they win HOH and get James out again.
And then later Sharon is telling Joshuah how she'll win this game for him now, go to Dallas, Tx and throw a huge party for him and her.... LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW Joshuah has been working the house to get her ass out! This is his third attempt to fuck her over.
Later Natalie and Sharon talk in the HOH room. It's COME OUT! JOSHUAH IS BACKSTABBING SHARON AND TRYING TO GET HER OUT! Sharon is slowly finding out through what Natalie is saying that it really is fucking true that Joshuah and James are working together to get rid of her. At first Sharon kinda brushed it off because she just can't believe it but the more she stuff she reveals that only Joshuah would know the more Sharon starts to see the light of his betrayal.
One of the things that Natalie REVEALS is that Joshuah told her that Sharon dropped out of the HOH endurance disco ball comp on purpose to let Natalie and James battle it out. Sharon pauses for a quick second at this knowing that's the truth and only Joshuah would have told Natalie this bit of information. Then Sharon starts to get more and more upset but in a calm manner.
Now they want to get Sheila in on the new plan of getting Joshuah out. They check the spy screen and see Sheila is alone. Sharon goes out to the top floor from the HOH to bring up Sheila. The second Sheila reaches the top of the stairs Sharon starts saying "Joshuah and James are trying to get rid of me" and she says it twice.
Sheila goes into the room and is amazed by how Joshuah has been trying to backstab Sharon again, FOR THE THIRD TIME. Sharon then says she was crying for Joshuah after the POV about how she let him down. Sharon is PISSED that Joshuah was now lying to her FACE earlier today with James in the sauna room downstairs. Sharon KNOWS that Joshuah and James were being 2 faced to her and acting like Sharon is going when they already have been working and almost had it worked out that SHARON WAS OUT this week.
Natalie also tells Sharon that Joshuah came up to the HOH after the POV to get her to send out Sharon if it comes to a tie. WOW. Sharon finally believes her BIBLE BITCHES that Joshuah is continuing to try to get Sharon out after she has put soooo much into their partnership and friendship. It's a DONE deal, they will work together to get to Adam to make sure the vote comes back a tie at least so that Natalie can send Joshuah out.
They also figure out that Ryan is flip flopping and can't be trusted now with any information but I doubt they'll keep much from him. The girls are so hyped now that they check the spy screen to make sure no one is downstairs but they see Joshuah in the kitchen. They plan out how and why they should leave the HOH room to throw everyone off.
Day 52: Later Sheila goes outside and tries to get both Ryan and Adam to keep Sharon. After some kidding around she goes inside and Ryan keeps pushing for Sharon to leave while Adam starts wanting to keep Sharon. He even says Natalie thinks it's a good idea to get rid of Joshuah.
Now Natalie comes outside and starts going AWF a mile a minute about her plan on keeping Sharon and tricking James that Joshuah is staying and when he leaves that he'll be "flustered" like he was this week when Chelsia left. Ryan keeps pushing for Sharon and how if she wins HOH who she will put up. Natalie keeps saying James James James and they want Natalie to get Sharon to put up Sheila against James as a pawn. Ryan finally starts seeing the brillance of Natalie's plan. "Why are we going to award James by keeping his best friend in the game?" says Natalie to both Ryan and Adam. They all agree to make sure Sheila is the "pawn" against James.
Natalie is very convincing how James and Joshuah are still working together. What she hasn't told them yet is how Sharon found out that Joshuah & James are working to go against her and how all this is a tatic now to cut the boys down by 1 number aka Joshuah. Joshuah then comes outside to go the hot tub and game talk stops.
Later Adam and Ryan talk in the bathroom about how they need to talk to Sharon about all this. They also bring up Jacob and their friendship with him as a means to trusting Sharon. Now they talk about Sheila fucking up the POV comp as she always fucks up comps. Adam says if he was in the POV comp he would have won.
Ohhh now Adam says the original 3some alliance was James, Chelsia and Joshuah with Sharon tagging along and THAT'S TRUE! Even Sharon said the same thing upstairs earlier! Adam keeps going back to the idea of keeping Sharon while Ryan keeps going back to keeping Joshuah.
It's like Ryan has Joshuah's DICK COCK PENIS SHAFT in his mouth and will do ANYTHING to make sure Joshuah doesn't leave.
Outside James and Joshuah talk to Natalie about how even if Sharon gets Sheila and Adam to vote for her and the vote comes to a tie that she will vote out Sharon. She's doing a great GREAT job at keeping up the fake ass plan that she's going to get rid of Sharon FOR Joshuah and James! They believe her, especially James but then James tries to throw it out there that the "house" came to an agreement to get rid of Sheila this week. He's still trying to hint for Natalie to put up Sheila now.
James again tells Natalie that he doesn't "owe" anyone anything in the house. UM OKAY DUMB SHIT, still being a cocky asshole, fine! GET THE FUCK OUT NEXT WEEK!
Later in the night as Sheila is in the HOH room listening to music Ryan and Adam figure out an idea to pull a prank on Sheila. They take one of her tampons and dip it in red food stuff and then drops it in the bathroom tiolet to "frame" Sheila. The next person who finds it will FREAK!
Inside Natalie talks to Ryan again how she's wondering AGAIN what to do but then she's back to wanting Joshuah out to fuck with James. Ryan is STILL against it and worried about Sharon but who GIVES A FUCK what Ryan wants. All Natalie and Sheila need is Adam to help keep Sharon, RYAN STILL pushes for Joshuah to stay and Natalie keeps toying with Ryan about how she's considering it but she really isn't. The HOLY alliance of ladies already figured out Ryan is working with Joshuah and can't be trusted.
Adam comes and talks to Natalie and Ryan and again says Adam needs to talk to Sharon about what she will do if she wins HOH and how she will target James. Adam tells Natalie that he will threaten Sharon with his "vote". Adam then says "I'm taking a risk believing in you" to Natalie.
Now Ryan tells Natalie to go "use the restroom" and how Sheila just came out of there and how they are "afraid to go in there". They laugh as she opens the door and she says OH MY GAWD! They both laugh hard and she smiles trying to figure out if they did it. She now believes it to be a real bloody tampon! Both Adam and Ryan look at it and react as if they want to vomit at the sight of it. Big Brother puts up flames every time they open the bathroom door.
Natalie keeps believing this to be true and yet asks them why they told her to look in there. Now Adam talks about how Joshuah won't "put us up"... All Adam needs to do is FUCKING TALK TO SHARON to find out she knows James and Joshuah are working against her and she's ready to fuck them both over. Simple as that. That this is the 3rd TIME both James and Joshuah have tried this to Sharon.
Ryan now heads to bed while Adam talks to Natalie on what to do. Natalie tells Adam how she told James and Joshuah that she put them up for fucking with her in the house. Now Natalie tells Adam that they want Sheila up Sunday. Adam and Natalie say that if they keep Joshuah that they were supposely go after Sheila but then they remember they both put them up on the block and how they are suppose to expect Joshuah and James to just forget that.
Natalie again says "we don't want to make James stronger and keeping Joshuah will make him stronger". Natalie keeps going back to getting Joshuah out and that proves to me that she wants Joshuah out no matter what. Natalie is back to getting to talking to Sharon to promise them that James will go up.
Now Natalie tells Adam that Sharon was crying about Joshuah and how "why do we want to award James by keeping his best friend in the house". Then Joshuah and James come inside and Natalie wants them to look in the bathroom. Both laugh their ass off believing it to be true! Adam is on the floor LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.
Joshuah now wants James to get it and put it on Sheila's bed. Adam can't stop laughing. James gets a bowl of water and puts it a bowl and takes it out to the open. Joshuah sees it and STARTS TO VOMIT in the bathroom, GAGGING! James and Adam laugh while James takes it in the bowl to Sheila's room.
Now Ryan comes into the bathroom and tells them that it's a PRANK. Joshuah's reaction is priceless. He can't believe it and Adam laughs yelling at Ryan WHAT ARE YOU DOING! in regard to him spoiling it.
Now everyone is in on the joke and waiting for Sheila to come out of the Diary Room. NOW they discover the Diary Room is left open and Adam goes to the door to slowly opening it trying to hold in his laughter. Big Brother notices something is wrong with the door and Sheila's voice is heard. Then we get FLAMES. After it comes back we find out Adam went into the Diary Room and yelled at Sheila scaring her. She comes out and and says she yelled when he scared her and how the Diary Room people are pissed. Sheila laughs that the DR is going to call Adam in. AND WE GET FLAMES AGAIN.
Minutes later Sheila finally goes to bed and passes by the pink room. The feeds get ready by showing a cam on the fake bloody tampon and then Sheila starts talking to Ryan about how if Adam was "kidding" earlier when he was talking about keeping Joshuah. Ryan keeps agreeing with Sheila's points and agrees James is dangerous.
FINALLY Sheila finds the bowl with the fake bloody tampon near her bed and she just laughs. She goes to the kitchen laughing and assuming it was Joshuah right off the bat because Joshuah was last seen near her room. Natalie then tells Sheila it was a joke and she just laughs about it. She says "you didn't put enough stuff on it" to make it real.
Now James comes from upstairs, probably waiting to talk to Natalie, and rushes downstairs to tell Natalie to pour it on Adam's head. She won't and now Natalie reveals that she flushes the "main part" of her tampons now for 2 months down the tiolet when you're not suppose to because it clogs it up. LOL.
As morning comes and goes Sharon works her ASS off trying to convince Ryan and Adam that she doesn't trust James AT ALL and that she's done with Joshuah. The boys make it seem like they are listening and believing her but you never know until they go off to themselves and talk.
Later upstairs in the HOH room the HOLY alliance, Sheila, Sharon and Natalie discuss Natalie's new MASTER PLAN. The new move is to put up Ryan who won't let JOSHUAH'S FIRECRACKER TINY COCK go and to make Adam vote against Joshuah to keep his boy. Sharon and Sheila both agree to vote Joshuah out as well. Natalie even prepares to Sharon's face that if you vote to keep Joshuah over Ryan that the vote will still come back a tie and I will break it by sending Joshuah home. Sharon again says she's not keeping Joshuah and she's done with him for betraying her like he's done 3 times now in this game.
Sharon says the vote will WILL come back 3 to 1 with James being the only vote for Joshuah to stay. YEAH! Now if only she get can Ryan to know he's the "pawn" this week and how a girl will be the "pawn" next week against James when one of them wins HOH and James doesn't. Fair is fair.
Later outside Sheila and Natalie talk about what Natalie is going to do. GREAT, FUCKING GREAT, Natalie is now talking about NOT putting up Ryan now and how if Joshuah stays he isn't that big of a threat. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Now Sheila thankfully tries to push Natalie back into keeping Sharon and letting Joshuah go. Natalie says she wants a meeting with Ryan and Adam and only them to find out where their votes are going.
Day 52, Part 2: Practical jokes are happening now in the house. First Big Brother turns off the shower water when Sheila is taking a shower. The same happens to Natalie upstairs. Sheila also says she is hearing voices outside.
Later Joshuah gets SUPER SCARED twice, once in the bathroom when a face appears in the mirror scaring the living shit out of him, even Natalie and Ryan upstairs hear Joshuah scream. Also there was a fake rat in the ice box in the fridge and of course Joshuah noticed it and scream so fucking loud that his drink in his hand shook so hard that the liquid came splashing out. Sheila was also sprayed at the sink by the rigged sink sprayer. They all figure out that when the house was on lockdowns earlier today that Big Brother went into the house and started messing with things.
Another pratical joke NOT done by Big Brother was James taking flour from the kitchen and dumping it on Sheila while she was outside sunbatheing. Sheila was NOT happy about it cussing up a storm and walking to the bathroom to wash over. She's PISSED while Ryan, Adam, Joshuah and James laugh their asses off. Natalie got a little up her nose but that's it. James was after Sheila and wanting to fuck with her, and he did.
Later Ryan, Adam and Natalie finally have their BIG talk in the HOH room. Natalie basically gets her boys to agree with her about keeping Sharon and taking out Joshuah to get to James. If they can't evict him they might as well evict his "best friend" in the game. They all agree Sharon will shift with the power and her and James against the entire house isn't the best option for her. So it's agreed. Joshuah leaves by surprise 3 to 1 vote and Natalie wants another "Dustin" moment as seen last year when Dustin was up against Dick and Dustin was evicted by a surprise shift in power in the house. YEAH!
Another pratical joke has been done. The living room television monitor has a still of the guniea pigs. Ryan is the first to discover this and he calls over Sharon. Sharon then sees them and calls Joshuah out of bed by using "babe, come here" call. Joshuah is scared as shit from earlier attacks that he creeps over and notices them to. Now James, Natalie, Adam and Sheila are in on the image weirdness.
After everyone scatters Sharon starts talking to Sheila about how this is probably for the HOH comp and we have to remember where everything happened, in which order, in which room, etc. Sheila kinda brushes it off but Sharon is onto something. Saying last year this almost exact thing happened.
Later Sheila talks with Ryan in the kitchen about James taking some verbal stabs at her. Something about how Sheila is wanted out by everyone and Ryan just tells her to ignore him and how James is the biggest target in the house. All Ryan can say is for Sheila to not worry about James and Sheila says it doesn't bother her... WHEN IT DOES.
Later, as I'm watching the Quad 4 Cam, the camera between the couch room and the pink room is zooming in and moving non stop waking James up. It even zooms in on James and then makes some weird ass noise and James laughs, everyone heard the camera.
Over in the pink room Adam asks Ryan if any new faces have appeared and Ryan says no and that he would "knock them the fuck out". As both Ryan and Adam talk about bullshit and more bullshit James listens on their conversation from his bed through the hole in the wall where the camera is.
Outside Ryan and Adam workout.. and smoke while they exchange their chats with James throughout the day and how James is wanting to work with both behind each other's backs. Ryan says it got to a point where he didn't want to listen to James anymore. Both agree James will fuck them over in a heartbeat if they try to make a deal with him.
Now Ryan is getting happy about how James will REALLY be on his own island next week after Joshuah is gone. Adam fears that Ryan will "fall for his bullshit" and Ryan says he won't. As Ryan does some barbell lifts you can hear his shoulder POPPING and CRACKING. Makes you shiver in weirdness.
Adam is now asking Ryan if James is plotting to get him out through or with Ryan and Ryan says no. Adam says again and Ryan says no and that if James ever mentions to Ryan about getting Adam out that he'll go confront him and call him out. Adam is READY right now to go AWF on James.
Ryan then tells Adam that James will even try the "it's girls versus guys" bullshit next week and how they won't fall for that... but little do they know that the three girls have already joined up for a battle of the sexes. Adam now says "when it comes to the end I am not going to lose to some fucking bitch" and I can't figure out if he's talking about James or any of the females in the house.
Adam now tells Ryan that James is using the "you owe me" card on them and this pisses Ryan off. They laugh about how James thinks EVERYONE owes him. Now they talk about Joshuah leaving and both agree it's a done deal, the best thing for the house.
Later nothing much happens except for more pratical jokes on Sheila by James and crew. They paper toweled Sheila's entire boat room and even switched out her mattress with Adam's. Sheila later finally goes downstairs and sees her room and laughs but also thinks it's fucked up and then laughs again.
Also Sharon and her pussy alliance- I mean Holy Alliance are upstairs plotting at the same time getting told the truth about Chelsia from Sharon. How everything was an act the week Matt was leaving and how Sharon never really talked to Chelsia ever, how they never really related to each other. Sharon is all about throwing her dead alliance under the bus.
Then she goes downstairs to find James, Ryan and Adam playing chess and James mutters something, Sharon asks him to repeat it and he does and she can't understand him but it seems as if he's pissed off about something.
Sharon goes to find Sheila in the bathroom and Sheila thinks James heard them in the HOH bathroom talking trash about him and the house. Sharon then goes upstairs to tell Natalie but Natalie tells her that the boys can't hear what's going on in the HOH room unless you're by the door yelling like Sheila did a few days ago. The pathetic boring DRAMA!
Later she goes to bed and the boys, Joshuah, James and Adam want to wake her up around 1 in the morning but then figure she's "not worth it". Even Adam at one point told James that maybe he was going to far but James made fun of Adam for saying that.
Posted by guytvblog at March 30, 2008 12:07 AM









