Day 29, Part 2: POV comp is over. It was a mix of luxury and POV and Chelsia fucking won. DAMN IT! James says "our alliance of four is strong" aka the SHITHOLE alliance. It seems the Unitard is back this season. There was also 10 grand in the luxury part of the comp as well as a "bike" of some kind.

James and Chelsia meet in the storage room and hug and kiss. Then Sharon and Joshuah join them and the SHITHOLE alliance hope and pray Matt goes up. Now they bring in Ryan who keeps telling her "you're fine, you're fine". Sharon also tells him she will offer him 2 weeks of safety as well. COWARD Ryan keeps apologizing for putting her up, for doing this and they hug it out. Matt is a dead man this week.

Sharon is left with Ryan about the whole lesbian lie and how Joshuah was upset over that and she still fears that Ryan will backdoor Joshuah instead of Matt even though everyone is telling her that Matt is going up but if Sharon keeps bringing up Joshuah as an option Ryan may or may not start liking that idea.

Sharon keeps calling Matt a "dick" as she waves around a "free slop week pass". Matt and Natalie sit at the kitchen counter eating with James. The others join them and Matt still has no idea that Ryan is going to betray him. So much for the BRO alliance.

Suddenly out comes Sheila into the kitchen actually looking kinda hot in her Pixar Incredibles looking unitard costume she created. She added black boots and black booty undies, she looks hot for a change. Sheila is loving this outfit. She is feeling super sexy in this getup. Adam looks like he now wants to fuck the shit out of her. ROLEPLAY BABY!

Joshuah talks with James and Sheila in the dining room area about how Matt is "nervous" and Joshuah impersonates Matt's voice to be the town idiot saying "I heard you're out to get me" and Joshuah keeps telling this impersonation of Matt over and over to people passing by. Joshuah then mentions he won a letter from home in the POV comp. Joshuah also thinks the show only has 16 more days left! DUMBASSUAH!

The only thing Matt can do now is to once again point out the SHITHOLE alliance to Ryan, tell him they are using Ryan to do their dirty work, how they will go back on their deal and not put up each other and how Ryan is still expendible from this point out.

Chelsia heads up to the HOH room to continue the WE HATE MATT game plan and Ryan buys into it. She tells him Matt told the house that he wanted 2 things, to be backdoored and to be "outwitted". Ryan laughs and says he'll do both this week to Matt. They high five each other like stupid shitholes do to each other. Now it is revealed that Ryan took the 10,000 bucks. IDIOT, the house will continue to hold this against him and use it as another reason to break their 2 week deal!

Now it is revealed that Adam won the bike and both Chelsia and Ryan believe this luxury contest wasn't so "greedy" as expected. Chelsia then talks about Natalie and how she kinda feels bad for Natalie and how Matt treats her but then calls Natalie a "fucking idiot". Then Chelsia say by the "third week I'm PROBABLY not going to be gunning for you".

Sharon then comes in and starts ASS KISSING walking over to Ryan's dog picture and asking questions about him. She acts like a Disney animated character who's voice is so high pitched and her tone of her voice is so fake. Chelsia tells Sharon not to be "nervous" and Ryan keeps saying "you're all good".

Later Matt is in the HOH room alone with Ryan and how Joshuah should be put up and not Sheila as replacement nominee. Ryan isn't telling Matt that he's the replacement nominee. If Matt keeps pushing the issue Ryan may just have to tell him. Here's hoping!

Matt has also told Ryan NOT to put him up and how Natalie is the "little bird" who keeps bringing him information. Ryan also LIES to Matt about how Joshuah hasn't come up to him about that "2 week" deal. WOW! I'm shocked!

Day 29: Just before midnight the houseguests find out the indoor lockdown is now over. Nearly everyone rushes to the sliding glass door and discover something BIG outside. It's BIGGER THAN JAMES' DICK!

It's a giant pool table looking game that has people using giant thick pool sticks and pushing a ball into a hole that they call. For instance if the hole is the last hole on the board you have to say you're hitting the ball in the last hole and if you make it you win whatever BB offers you. Everyone assumes it's for POV but it could also be for luxury.

Then a male douche bag voice who's kinda sexy at the same time comes over the P.A. telling the houseguests to have fun with their new toy, to not destroy it and "learn the curves" of the board. The BB God voice also says his name is "Mike O" and that the game is like "mini golf".

James looks so excited, like a kid with a brand new fun toy. "This is sweet" says James. Natalie and Sheila are first up to play. James thinks both nominees should be playing but the Bible Bitches think otherwise. After a few hits they pass them over to James while Chelsia watches and doesn't even bother to play immediately. Adam takes a few shots while having a giant creepy smile the whole time, "This is great dude".

Then the guys take over the board and Adam shoots the blue ball all the way to the last hole and makes it in! They all screw and Adam thinks he's the shit. Now Chelsia and Matt take a whack at the game. Minutes later James calls "four from the back" meaning the hole he will hit the ball in and he makes the third hole to the back. He tries again and makes the fifth hole to the back. James is getting close and close but no cigar.

Chelsia then says she will not go to bed tonight and Joshuah offers to make coffee so they can all pull an all nighter.

After what seems like an hour of "practice" James says this game will be a "crap shoot" and anyone can win tomorrow. Inside Natalie is still trashing Matt in the kitchen to Joshuah. Joshuah is ALL about sucking up to Natalie and hoping she wins HOH to go after Matt and getting him out. She claims to be done with Matt and apparently he apologized to her for being mean to her upstairs but she doesn't care to hear his apologizes anymore. Everyone in the house is all up for using Natatlie to get Matt out.

Sharon goes inside with Joshuah and talk about how this week's POV is just a crap shoot and they continue to talk about how their plan to backdoor Matt could still work if they "work" Ryan. Joshuah is sickened by how Matt is acting outside there. Both of them are done with Matt.

Sheila joins them in the kitchen area and all three of them start bashing Matt. Sheila is all about the "ladies" in the house going after the macho men and their boys club. She's all about snapping Natalie out of this Mattie spell she's still under. Sheila then says "we have to come together" and Joshuah says "us women" and they laugh but agree.

Joshuah is all about winning HOH again, putting up Ryan and Adam and backdooring Matt. Now Sheila says again how much of an idiot Ryan is to go after 2 girls in the house and Sheila is on this fucking high that she will win the POV comp due to her making "three" balls in one.

Natalie joins the kitchen ladies crew as Joshuah leaves. Sheila MAN HATER is now focusing on Natalie and the "we girls have to stick together, girl power" but Natalie still wants Chelsia out. But then Natalie says if she gets HOH she will put "two strong boys" up on the block.

Sheila then tells Natalie about her plan to sick one of the young girls on Matt and get into his head through sexual actions Natalie is QUICK QUICK to shut that idea down saying she KNOWS Matt and how he won't fall for that. She then makes a stupid comment about how she could would should be the only person to do that, go after Matt sexually.

Oh Natalie... still whipped on Matt's Boston Dick.

Later most of the house is outside and James and Ryan tell Joshuah that "Chelsia has it down!" Joshuah tries to downplay the game and how it's all up to chance. Matt tries to sit near Natalie and she pushes him off telling him no and how he's "mean" to her. Matt says fine and he stops. They all notice Sheila is getting the game down and Joshuah yells out in support of Sheila's recent almost wins. Joshuah also points out that Sheila came in third this past HOH comp.

Later Natalie has officially moved out of Matt's bed. I thought Matt kicked her out last night but he only joked about doing it. After tonight's verbal attacks from Matt Natalie has finally moved on, in a way that is. She's sleeping with Sheila now in the boat room.

Over in the kitchen Ryan and Matt talk about James not being someone they can trust and who else they should bring in their Bro Alliance. Matt suggests Natalie's name but Ryan says no because they can always use her for a vote believing they can use her for anything they need in the game. Then Matt gets into POWER TRIP mode and starts to talk about how when/if he gets HOH this week who he should put up. He mentions Natalie and Joshuah as nominees and then fucking says James and Joshuah as nominees... WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU DO THAT THIS WEEK?

Meanwhile outside James has already told Adam about the girl's plan to backdoor Matt this week. Not sure what Adam said or feels about the deal but James is using Adam to spread the word to the other "bro's".

Matt now hugs Natalie in the bathroom and she grows weak fast by telling him to stop being "mean" to him. He then tells her "me and you to the end". Natalie keeps telling Matt how he treats her and how he "hides from me" and how he tears her down with words. Matt smiles and laughs and jokes with her, giving her compliments. Just moments ago he told Ryan that he'd "cuddle" with Natalie to get in good with her again.

OHHH SHIT. Natalie now tells Matt who are trying to come after him this week. AWWW FUCK. She keeps telling Matt not to say anything and they "pinky swear". Natalie starts dropping names. Sheila, James, Joshuah, Sharon and

Now after promising Natalie he wouldn't tell Ryan or anyone he goes upstairs in the HOH room to tell Ryan EVERYTHING! Ryan is told about the "2 week, backdoor Matt or Adam" deal and Ryan laughs at it. Oh yeah, Matt tells Ryan "the puppet has spoken" referring to Natalie. Matt also tells Ryan that James is in on this plan and Ryan figures that.

Now they talk about Joshuah and Sharon being behind this whole deal. Ryan then says "I can't wait to be offered that" and then jokes telling Joshuah "maybe I should just put you both up". Matt is running a mile a minute with his mouth about wanting POV to be used on Chelsia and telling Joshuah about how you wanted to backdoor me and now you're backdoored!

When Matt brings up backdooring Joshuah Ryan is quick to throw out Sheila's name again. Matt then again being the idiot that he is talks about making more deals with James but Ryan says James can't be trusted and that "he'll fuck either one of us" next week, WHICH HE WILL.

Matt again talks about putting up James and Joshuah on the block again, these fucking idiots should have done that this week to begin with! Idiot Matt even thinks he can get Chelsia on their side... FUCKING MORON.

Ryan warns Matt that Natalie is at her "breaking point" and for him to push back on his words with her. He doesn't agree but then agrees. Then Sharon's name is brought up as the "nosey neighbor" and how much shit Sharon talks about people in the house. Both agree that they will never tell her anything again and Matt claims he will never talk to her again, here in the house or sequestor.

Ryan now thinks Adam will switch sides to whoever has power. Ryan now admits that he hasn't trusted Adam "from day one" and how Adam would "fuck you in the back" and "in the face"... Um... Ryan... I fucking knew you had Bisexual interests!!!

Sheila's name keeps getting brought up and Ryan keeps toying with the idea of getting her out and how she's "worthless in this game". Well Ryan you were also worthless in this game until you shockingly won HOH.

Over in the boat room Natalie is going AWF about how Matt came up to her in the bathroom and tried to make nice with her. Matt also told her to act like she still hates him to the group to fuck with them and she may be doing this. OH MY GAWD Natalie talks about how if she wins HOH that she will invite Matt to sleep with her, make out with her, get "emotionally" attached to her and then once POV is played she'll backdoor Matt. Man this girl can't get enough of Matt's dick!

Sheila then tells Natalie to "don't pose nude" but that posing for Playboy is fine but "don't you do it" meaning other shitty magazines. Sheils then says "Playboy is different"! LOL.

Ohhh later Joshuah finally heads up to the HOH room to talk to Ryan. Here Ryan drops James' name as someone he can't trust. Joshuah plays it up like he has no relationship with James. Then Ryan talks about how Sheila is dispensible. Now Joshuah starts talking about how everyone thinks Ryan will backdoor him and Ryan says he won't. Matt's name comes up and Ryan says he doesn't trust him as far as he can throw him.

Joshuah then finds out that Matt supposely feels "threatened" by him but that's not true. Ryan is just spilling information and how he trusts Joshuah. WHAT? Ryan now says that if POV is used that he obviously won't put up Joshuah and Joshuah probes for who should be replaced.

Joshuah is inching toward the idea of putting up Matt as replacement. Joshuah says "everyone assumes you're putting up Sheila" and how it could backfire. Joshuah keeps working how Ryan's only ONLY alternate replacement nominee is Matt. But he hasn't said this yet.

Now Ryan just FLAT OUT tells Joshuah that Chelsia is a "pawn" and how he wants Sharon out but Joshuah already knows this because James told him just hours ago. Now Joshuah throws Sharon under the bus because "she makes me a bigger target being around me".

Basically Joshuah tries to tear down Sharon in front of Ryan but only to throw in Matt's name. FINALLY he asks Ryan if he would "consider" putting up Matt and if Matt has "offered" you anything. Ryan says "we're not tight as everyone thinks" but THEY ARE!

Ryan now tells Joshuah he won't put up Matt at this point in the game. He also tells Joshuah that if the nominees stay the same and if the vote comes to a tie that he WILL evict Sharon. Now Ryan says he really doesn't want to put up Sheila if POV is used.

Ryan is such an idiot. SHUT THE FUCK UP sometimes man. Everything you tell Joshuah he will tell the others! The fucking guinea pigs are smarter than Ryan. OH MY GAWD, Ryan just won't stop telling EVERYTHING to Joshuah about how Matt will go after him if he wins HOH and how Matt isn't "smart" in the game.

Ohhhh! Ryan just told Joshuah that it was James' idea to put up Sharon! Ohhh! Joshuah then tries to play this middle man between the Bro Alliance and the women in the house. End this stupid fucking fake ass talk already.

Outside James tries to help Chelsia with the new POV practice game. Awww. Joshuah comes downstairs and makes a comment about Matt leaving wet clothes in the dryer. Then they talk about how Ryan and Matt are "so together" in this game. Joshuah tries to talk about how Ryan should take the 2 week safety deal which has yet to be offered to him.

Joshuah talks about not being able to "read" Ryan and how Ryan won't put up Sheila. James says he can't talk to Ryan about Matt because it would make it seem like James is personally going after him. The SHITHOLE alliance I thought was broken up is building back up as they plan on getting Ryan to put up someone against one of their girls if POV is used. They also talk about holding the "2 week" offer until after POV comp is done.

Over in the pink bedroom Natalie is sleeping with Matt. I mean how big and tasty is his Boston dick that makes this girl do ANYTHING for this fucker? Back outside Chelsia tells the boys that Ryan can be easily intimidated and how he pulled a "pussy" move this week by going after the women.

Morning has come and gone. Joshuah's epic failure of a plan to get Matt out this week continues. His new plan is when Matt goes into the Diary Room that the whole house goes up to Ryan and tells him quick that they entire house wants Matt out and for Ryan to do this, get him 2 weeks of safety from everyone [which is stupid because then everyone else is suddenly a target] and if he doesn't that he and Matt will be up next week if Matt doesn't win.

And just like last year when Dustin feel in love with a male voice in the Diary Room this new season Joshuah admits to having a crush on at least 2 male voice Diary Room guys. PO thetic!

Also POV players have been picked. Adam, Sheila, Chelsia, Sharon, Joshuah and Ryan. Meanwhile James continues to play both sides of the house by telling Matt he's in trouble with the "ladies" of the house. Matt already knows this and already knows James is also behind the backdoor Matt plan so he acts as if it's news to him.

Ohhh Joshuah went to talk to Ryan instead of the entire house and FINALLY told Ryan about the "house" plan, more so Joshuah's plan, and Ryan doesn't commit to it but showcases coward traits that could lead one to believe that he may take this offer. OH SHIT, Ryan can never keep anything to himself, he just told Joshuah that Natalie spilled their plan to the "boys" backstabbing Matt. COWARD COWARD RYAN.

No wonder Allison kept telling everyone how Ryan is easily walked on by Jen and how Jen controls the relationship. BIG OL' CHUNKY TEDDY BEAR COWARD.

Now with new information on Natalie Joshuah starts spreading the betrayal talk in the house. Chelsia is super pissed about it as she should be. Then Joshuah flat out asks Natalie if she told Matt anything about this plan and she says nope!

Later in the bathroom Adam and Joshuah has a small talk about lines in the sand are being drawn and Adam claims to be out of the loop having no idea what Joshuah is talking about.

Up in the HOH room James, Joshuah and James, the SHITHOLE alliance work Coward Ryan. Chelsia talks about how "shady" Matt is and they work this big ol' teddy bear idiot into doing exactly what they want. Sheila is also there. They continue to spill information regarding Matt and all this new information gets Ryan thinking and "that totally changes things".

The SHITHOLE alliance remains strong and will last another week despite having any fucking power in the entire house! Ryan thinks Matt is now "playing" him when in fact everyone in the house is using him to do their own agenda. Chelsia now tells Ryan to tell Matt that the reason they are going to be put up in place of either nominee is because the house thinks they are aligned and this is prove they aren't.

Ryan continues to feel doubts about it and says "I'm obviously doing what the house wants". IDIOT! Even though Ryan agrees to backdoor Matt they continue to push how evil Matt is in the house when actually they're all evil. Chelsia now says the house will target Natalie next week even though Sheila feels that Natalie will be broken from this Matt spell she's under when he leaves.

For Ryan to truely believe these fuckers will keep their word and not put him up and then put up their own "friends" is crazy. James and Ryan shake hands and the deal continues. Joshuah comes up into the HOH room to report Adam will do whatever the house wants with the POV and Chelsia tells Joshuah to slow the fuck down.

Ryan continues to tell them he's down for the plan. Chelsia believes that Ryan won't tell him how the house is after him and hwo putting up Matt "won't break his heart". Then they talk about getting Matt out as "Operation Crooked Eye" that makes Ryan laugh. Chelsia laughs and hugs Ryan telling him she "loves" him.

Joshuah is super happy he has power again and smiles big as he and Ryan exchange words about how great this plan is and how Natalie is next week's target. Joshuah now blames Natalie as the person who put the idea out there that if Matt was on the block that she'd vote him out.

The Ryan tells Joshuah about all the verbal threats Matt has been saying about him. Ryan's annoying coward laugh drives me nuts. I can't wait for one of these houseguests to fuck over Ryan and put him on the block because they all know how much of a fucking pushover Ryan is and how if they go against his word he'll be understanding and accept his fate of being an idiot. Ohh I can't wait.

Ryan really should have kept Matt, let the house target him themselves and get whoever he wanted out of the house OUT! I can hear Sharon's annoying high pitched laugh on the feed voice over, she's happy again knowing she isn't going home. Joshuah gives Ryan that Bro handshake and it's done. Ryan says "Wow" and "how this game changes daily".

Downstairs Joshuah and Sheila talk about how they won't talk to Natalie anymore because she will spill information to Matt. James and Joshuah are LOVING this week now that they have control again without having a POV or HOH. A fucking normal person, not Ryan of course, would look back at all the weeks and see how much POWER Joshuah has had and what he's done with his alliance that Ryan CORRECTLY pointed out Wednesday just blows my mind how stupid these idiots are to continue to push the SHITHOLE alliance of Joshuah, James, Sharon and Chelsia to the fucking end. Hey everyone, just step the fuck aside and let them take the final four spots.

Day 29, Part 3: Well, all I can say is Ryan has come to his FUCKING senses and the house HAS FLIPPED!

It turns out Sheila was given 10,000 bucks from Adam during the POV/luxury comp and then had that money taken from Ryan in the game. Not sure how but Ryan ended up with the money stealing it from Sheila. She later went around the house and thought that was fucked up for him to do that to her and said something about "from a single mother". When Chelsia heard her say this she made a comment about how Sheila is now "going to play that card". You see the whole game Sheila has been talking up a storm how she didn't want to be typecast as the single mother who needs money and now she's playing it and it pissed Chelsia off.

Sheila of course didn't say anything to Chelsia to her face but started bad mouthing Chelsia behind her back. Sheila then went to Adam to tell him all this and realized that Adam cares for her in the game no matter what they've been through and that her place in the house is on Adam's side, not the SHITHOLE alliance's side.

Later outside Matt plays pool with Adam and keeps asking if Ryan has a deal with Joshuah to backdoor him. Matt knows something is up and already in play but only based on his gut feeling. Adam then REVEALS that he hates Joshuah and wants him out. Soon Natalie comes out and talks to Sheila outside and they discuss the SHITHOLE alliance and how they are using Ryan to do what they want.

Finally Ryan comes outside and Sheila pulls him aside because she fears that Chelsia will turn what she said about him into something much worse than it really is. She begins to put things together about how the SHITHOLE alliance is "manipulating" Ryan into doing their dirty work. That Ryan getting out Matt benefits them and not us. That we'll all be picked off by their alliance and how they both agree that Joshuah is the "ring leader" of the group.

Ryan FINALLY starts to see the light of his stupidity and comes to term that his "side" of the house involves Sheila, Adam, Matt, Natalie and him. A power of five. A NEW ALLIANCE! They figure one Chelsia removes herself off the block that when the SHITHOLE alliance thinks Matt is still being backdoored that Ryan throws up Joshuah catching them all off guard and there's no way in hell Joshuah can save himself.

Now Ryan's side of the house controls the votes. He and Sheila count the votes to evict Joshuah. Sheila, Adam, Matt and Natalie. That's all they need. James and Chelsia and vote with them or against them. Either way James and Chelsia are on "their own little isle" while both Sheila and Ryan believe they can pull Sharon onto their side to get rid of James and Chelsia, or at least help get rid of one of them.

The new five person alliance all hang out outside discussing now how they are going to act around the house. Natalie will act like she's depressed that Matt is still getting backdoored and has no hope for him to stay. Matt will act as if he's clueless while Sheila will continue to get information from Joshuah and the SHITHOLE alliance.

Sheila even makes a comment "oh how the tides change". Ryan then talks about after the POV ceremony is over that he's ready for Joshuah and the other members of the SHITHOLE alliance to come after them with insults and words. Ryan gives Matt permission to step up and fight back with his own insults. The house is going to get ugly tomorrow after POV ceremony.

Even at one point Adam tells Natalie and Matt "see, I told you Sheila could get Ryan to sway" and she did!

Later Joshuah and Sharon, who have NO IDEA that the house has changed again, chill out in the hot tub outside. They talk about next week and how Matt will be gone and how Natalie will be next and then after that Sheila. They talk about how once Matt and Natalie are gone that THEY will run this show. Joshuah then goes on to say "We'll run this shit". LOL.

Oh happy day! Ohhhh HAPPY HAPPY DAY! Joshuah's rein of terror ends this week!

Oh What's this??! The Bro and Ho alliance members Adam, Matt and Ryan talk outside about how they may put up James or Joshuah up for eviction once Chelsia uses POV. It seems all of them are upset that James keeps betraying them but what do these numbnuts expect from James who's part of the other alliance.

Later in the couch room a happy Joshuah relaxes on his couch while James relaxes on his. He makes a comment "as long as one of us for win next week" meaning HOH. He still believes his entire alliance will be here for next week. LOL.

Outside Natalie brings her "cheat sheet" to discuss with the BROS and Adam talks about her keeping that shit away but then Ryan is all about "fuck them" and they are all about not giving a shit their alliance is found out.

Later Adam, Ryan and Matt head up to the HOH room to discuss James being the better choice to get sent home this week but they feel they can run all over Joshuah. DAMN IT! But this works out if this week's HOH is an endurance one. I doubt it but at least with James gone an endurance comp won't be won by Chelsia or Joshuah. Maybe Sharon but she would drop if told she was safe.

Outside Natalie talks to Joshuah and Chelsia about how she has this "gut" feeling that Matt is leaving. Both of them continue to play the dumb card that Matt isn't and that either Joshuah or Sheila will be going up. Natalie goes inside and both are quick to start trashing Natalie about how stupid she is and how much of a "freak" she is.

Joshuah then tells Chelsia that James came up with "Operation Beaver Cleaver" as the name for the plan to get Natalie evicted. Both are completely unaware that the house has flipped, that Natalie is playing them for fools and that either James or Joshuah are leaving this week. THEY ARE CLUELESS!

Joshuah says Adam is in the HOH room acting like an idiot who has no idea what he's doing. Chelsia believes Adam is "powerful" and "very intelligent". Joshuah doesn't believe it. Chelsia says Joshuah is "underestimating" Adam.

Then Chelsia and Joshuah, the new potential sub alliance in the SHITHOLE alliance, start to laugh and trash their OWN alliance members. They make fun of Sharon being "out there" and how her and Joshuah "share NOTHING in common". Then Chelsia talks about her "showmance" with James and how she pushes him away and how she feels everyone will target them if he keeps coming at her. It's obvious Chelsia and Joshuah will team up once James gets evicted Wednesday.

Joshuah and Chelsia head into the sauna room to be talk about how they are SO HAPPY that they are now playing for half a million dollars instead of splitting it with their partner. Next they go onto making fun of Natalie. Chelsia makes fun of Natalie who couldn't spell "Cereal" because Natalie spelled "Sereal" yet it's funny when Joshuah spelled chicken as "Chiken".

It's also obvious Natalie will be the brunt of Joshuah's next round of verbal attacks but at least this time Natalie will have Matt, Adam, Ryan and Sheila to back her up when and if Joshuah decides he can rip in on Natalie.

Now Chelisa wants to start cutting off Natalie whenever she "wants to chime in" and make her feel like an idiot. Matt walks into the sauna room and asks them a simple question about how long the sauna will remain on after you turn it off. He leaves and they get back to trashing Natalie and her family stories.

Later Adam is pulled into the sauna room by Joshuah to find out what Ryan has been saying to him. Adam plays it off as if Ryan is a "hard person to read" and that Adam can't tell who Ryan is putting up in place of Chelsia. Adam plays Joshuah and I FUCKING LOVE IT!

Later Sharon goes into the bathroom area to tell Joshuah about how Natalie has talked to her as well about her "intuition" that Matt is leaving this week. Joshuah rolls his eyes on how Natalie is dealing with Matt's "departure". Sharon laughs about how Matt is going home this week and how FUNNY it will be to see Matt "go crazy" when he's put on the block and how much Natalie will be following him around.

Chelsia is nearby and hears this too and laughs about how Natalie will be next week and this week with Matt leaving. They still have NO IDEA about the house flip. CLUELESS!

Joshuah and Sharon believe THEY BELEIVE Natalie is "back peddeling" about how she thinks Matt is going when Joshuah knows she leaked out that "backdoor Matt" plan to Matt who told Ryan. This was before Ryan changed his mind and decided to fuck Joshuah.

Joshuah then talks about how Matt is trying to get Ryan to backdoor him and Sharon says it would be "the stupidiest thing" for Ryan to do this week. Sharon says "he better stick to the plan" as if that's a threat of somekind to Ryan. Joshuah believes Matt is upstairs in the HOH room "begging for his life".

Outside Adam talks to Ryan about his "talk" to Joshuah in the sauna room and how Adam "played" Joshuah about how he couldn't read Ryan. Ryan tells him to tell Joshuah that you don't know what I'm doing. Ryan says if anyone questions what they talk about upstairs in HOH that they are "fucking bros who talk about pussy" and cars.

Meanwhile Sheila is in the living room PLAYING Joshuah into still believing that Matt is going up and going home. Joshuah talks about how Natalie will be the only vote for Matt to stay and how next week she will be the target. Joshuah and Sheila make fake as fuck compliments back and forth to each other.

Over in the bathroom Joshuah and Sharon exchange a few words about how Matt is suddenly not going after Sharon because he doesn't need her this week due to her being on the block. They think it's funny how Matt doesn't need her. Oh but come POV ceremony looks like Sharon will be NEEDING Matt to stay over James or Joshuah being up against her for eviction.

Later Sheila and Natalie talk in the sauna room about how much Chelsia is a bitch and how Sheila is allowed to use the "mother card" that Chelsia said she shouldn't use and how they all talked so much shit about Ryan. Natalie is loving this power trip. It's about time she went on one.

Later Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia talk on their couch beds. James has just woken up from his long day nap. Joshuah laughs hoping if they are good on eviction day that they will get a "surprise". James also has no idea the house has flipped and now he is in danger of going home with no chance of getting himself off the block.

Day 30: James sits with Ryan in the kitchen and James asks Ryan if anything "went down" and Ryan says no, "not really anything going on". Then they talk about this past food competition and James talks about how next week's food comp should be fun... James still has NO IDEA he's the new target this week for Ryan and his NUT SAC alliance!

After some bullshit talk between them Ryan tries to use the excuse that he's tired to escape James. Gross! Ryan reveals he smokes 5 to 10 smokes a day! Disgusting! What's worse is that James ate a full plate of bacon drenched in ranch type saunce. Vomit!

As midnight fades into the night most of the house falls into a sleep of peace and saftey. We'll have to wait at least a day and a half before the shit hits the fan when Ryan puts up James or Joshuah in place of Chelsia. Yeah!

James goes to lay down while our big ol' fat teddy bear Ryan eats strawberries at the kitchen counter. The camera man is bored and has fun with a close up shot of Ryan eating his strawberries and the guinea pigs eating their food. Back and forth shots, back and forth shots. Natalie comes out and then Ryan escapes her as well by finally going upstairs to go to bed.

Ohh if I was in that house I'd love spoon that chunky beefy body all night long.

As the morning comes and goes lots has happened. James and Joshuah continue talk about Matt being backdoored tomorrow while the house has flipped and they still are out of the loop. Matt has also told Natalie he is surprised she is being so devious and lying so much to the other side of the house, he's impressed.

The girls in the Bro and Ho alliance are also out of the loop that James is now the one being backdoored instead of Joshuah. So Ryan tells Sheila about the new change in plan and SHE LOVES IT! Adam wakes up and joins the conversation with Matt and Natalie in the kitchen and all laugh about how the other side has no fucking idea. If they keep this up we are going to have a classic Dustin eviction moment when Ryan announces James will be going up in place of Chelsia when she uses her POV!

Later Sheila and Natalie talk about how it used to be Matt being the one backdoored with Natalie being the only vote for him to stay and now how it has flipped and James will be backdoored and have only one vote to stay, that being from Chelsia. Sheila believes she can pull Sharon onto "their" side but that's not going to happen. Joshuah, Sharon and Chelsia will stick together until they're all gone.

I'm only scarred now that Chelsia will find out about this plan and not save herself to keep James in the game. That she'll "sacrifice" herself for James to win. I can't really see her doing that but a part of me fears she will be that down right dirty enough to do that to fuck the other side.

Over in the kitchen Sheila and Natalie FINALLY bring up how James CHOOSES to be "homeless" and that his mother and sister live in florida in a HOUSE and that he CHOOSES to title himself as "homeless" and how he CHOOSES TO BE FUCKING HOMELESS!

Oh I HATE JAMES! So basically Sheila can't use the "single mother" card now but James can use the "I'm Homeless" card whever he wants. ASSHOLE.

Later inside Joshuah and James CHIT CHAT in the kitchen about how if Ryan doesn't put up Matt that the "whole house will be against him". Joshuah looks outside and talks about stupid Adam is or appears to be. Joshuah now attacks Adam's "baller" persona and how he really isn't a "baller" on the night everyone was making out in the hot tub. Joshuah loves how Matt won't leave Ryan's side and how Matt is "so scared" Joshuah will say something to him.

He calls Matt a "fucking idiot" becuase Matt would have never thought of the "2 week" plan. They also think of way to get out of their "2 week" deal by hoping Natalie gets HOH next week and goes after Ryan. I FUCKIN KNEW they would try to break their deal, one way or another.

Joshuah says she will NEVER win a HOH becuase it isn't drawing or "painting portraits". That all her numbers written down are for tie breakers that she will never get to in a HOH comp. James then brings up the possible endurance comp and how Sharon will "pull through" for their alliance. Then Joshuah says Sharon "will listen to whatever we say" and laughs as he does the puppet strings hand motion.

Joshuah then finds out through James that Matt was the one who mentioned Chelsia's name to be put up this week. James makes a cocky statement on how the "tables have turned" in their favor and how Matt is leaving.

Then they talk about how the "other side" isn't "smart enough" to realize all four of them are in an alliance and "see what we're doing". Joshuah then says "we have it MASTERED". They also call Natalie a "fucking retard". James also tells Joshuah that "you have nothing to worry about".

They also talk about the number of votes each week growing smaller and smaller and how their alliance will CONTROL who goes home but little do they know the other side figured that out as well. Oh DUMBASSUAH and IDIOTAMES.

Later Matt, Natalie and Ryan are in the kitchen. James goes outside and supposely smiles and laughs into Chelsia's direction prompting a paranoid Matt to ask Ryan what they talked about Ryan says nothing really. Natalie talks again about how she's going to play it up that she's sad Matt is leaving.

Minutes later Matt jokes with Natalie "they sure got me. got me. damn. that plan really worked". Matt then tells Natalie he doesn't mind her following him around "like a sick puppy".

Then Matt talks to Ryan outside about tomorrow and the idea that if Chelsia finds out about this plan that she may not use the POV. Ryan believes she will use it and "not risk herself for anyone else". Matt says "they" are going to try and confirm it with you over and over today. Matt makes faces to James and Chelsia saying "say goodbye to each other" and makes kisses noises.

Ryan says he's going to love seeing James be crushed. Matt also throws around the "n" word again. Ryan then talks about how crazy tomorrow is going to be, the "drama" that is about to go down in the house.

Later Joshuah and Adam talk near the treadmill. Adam points out that James is in "love" with Chelsia. Joshuah thinks it's "cute" but also "dangerous". Then inside the house about an hour later Matt talks with Adam about how one of the SHITHOLE alliance saying "we" need to get Natalie on slop next week. They laugh at the "we" comment made.

Adam then jokes that yesterday was a "good day" in the house. YES IT WAS! Outside Joshuah sits on his THRONE in the hot tub as Sharon sits nearby so they can talk about how brillant and smart they are than the rest of the house and how their plans next week will work so perfectly for them. HA HA HA!

Sharon at one point says again how Natalie will be the only vote for Matt and how she will be a target next week. She then tells Joshuah that Natalie told her over in the couch eariler that she would put up Joshuah if she gets HOH but Joshuah believes Chelsia is Natalie's biggest target and that's true.

Outside Sharon tells James about Matt supposely came to her to make an alliance with her and Joshuah before the nominations were made. James calls Matt a "fucking idiot" and will most likely use this to fuck Matt over before he leaves. Matt will of course deny this and who the fuck knows if Sharon is making it up to begin with. Matt put himself in a situation where you could create a lie about him and he's gulity because of previous actions. James then says Matt "said the same thing to me".

Ohhh Joshuah has a meeting of the super minds in HOH with Ryan. Joshuah thinking he's the super mind with Ryan supposely being the idiot Joshuah loves to walk all over. Joshuah is all about tearing Matt apart and also wants to hear that the plan to backdoor Matt is still in full motion. Ryan assures Joshuah it is. LOL.

And remember this, Joshuah has already told Sharon and James outside earlier that he's ready to go AWF on Matt once Matt is backdoored and there's no way out for him. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT DUMBASSUAH!

After Joshuah leaves the HOH room Ryan laughs as his bowl of teddy bear jelly shakes. Ryan makes a comment how Joshuah is going to "hate" him. Soon after Natalie goes up to the HOH room to finish Ryan's self portrait and they talk about how the SHITHOLE alliance thinks they are playing them when in fact now it is the other way around.

Meanwhile Joshuah, James and Chelsia make a fuckin huge funny mess in the kitchen as they have a slop food fight. After they are done they are cleaning up their mess. Joshuah has it all over his chest and face, it looks like dried sand.

Later in the boat room Ryan, Sheila, Natalie and Matt are studing the weird notes on Natalie napkins and are taking all these supposed "clues" from around the house and trying to make something out of it. It's pretty funny to watch because I'm betting they ARE ALL OFF and that theses "clues" together probably mean NOTHING. Natalie is ready for a tie breaker with the count numbers on the sheet but that's it.

Uh Oh! The feeds cut away and the group in the boat room have scattered. Sheila is reading the bible while Natalie comes in without her napkins of notes. It seems Big Brother FINALLY took it away from her but only to supposely "review" it.

They think the cubes in the guinea pig's cage lead to some kind of cruise ship prize or a "boat house" sequestor. What? Let this shit go ladies! It'll fuck you guys over!

Day 30 Part 2: GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! The GAWD DAMN Diary Room has gotten to Chelsia and basically implied that Ryan putting up James or Joshuah instead of Matt is a possibility. Now Chelsia, who's in the kitchen with James and Joshuah cleaning up, says she "never heard Ryan agree to it" meaning putting up Matt but Joshuah says he talked to Ryan earlier and confirmed it. DAMN IT! FUCK YOU DIARY ROOM!

Chelsia now says how it would be smart of Ryan to do that and that she's now gotten James and Joshuah all nervous now. James tells Chelsia to "stop it" and she then points out that "they have been hanging out constently". GAWD DAMN YOU DIARY ROOM! I wanted the shock of a lifetime. The biggest shock in Big Brother History!

Camera zooms in on James and Joshuah who are obviously quiet and thinking. Well Joshuah is picking slop out of his hair while James stares at Chelsia and thinks. GAWD DAMN IT! Yeah! Joshuah just asked James if he's going to talk to Ryan and he says no.

Now James tells her to "start thinking in your head" and not outloud. James tries to read too much into what she's saying thinking she wants to seperate herself from them or that she's telling people in the house and spreading this idea around that could fuck him over. Chelsia gets frustrated and just tells them to "open your eyes" about how the other side have suddenly been hanging around each other.

Chelsia then says "see, they're all out there right now talking" and James looks and says "hmmm". Here comes Ryan inside. He heads into the bathroom area. James just can't stop looking outside and at the others in the house. James' mind is racing, he's thinking Chelsia is probably trying to backstab him but then Chelsia says she's probably thinking she's just paranoid. James looks FUCKED!

Outside Adam, Matt and Ryan work out. Matt talks about his Diary Room sessions loving the "master plan" about to go down and Ryan talks about how he told them about the "war is coming". Ryan then tells his boys to be ready because "tomorrown night the shit is going down".

Ryan then tells Matt about how Joshuah is this "master manipulator" and how it ALMOST got him thinking to get rid of Matt. Ryan talks about how he "gave a good pitch" but when Ryan found out he has Sheila, Adam and Natalie that that was when things change. Ryan now reads into Joshuah's "threats" about how he and Matt were against the "house".

Ryan then says "it's fucking on". Adam then says he never hangs out with "those dudes" meaning how could Ryan think Adam was with them. Matt now encourages Adam to no longer give him smokes. Ryan REVEALS why he's most pissed at James because he claimed to be "one of the boys" and backstabbed them the whole time. Adam says "he's going home" and that's the best idea Ryan came up with and that "Josh is next".

Now they talk about how Sheila is going to "work" Sharon and tell her how Joshuah took his letter from home instead of giving POV to Sharon. Inside James and Chelsia start arguing over cleaning and who should do what. Cuss words are exchanged and then it ends with a "thank you" from James. Basically he doesn't like how Chelsia was telling him to do certain things in the kitchen and Chelsia can read he is still upset over the revealation that they might get fucked this week. I'm sure there's more to the story but who gives a fuck, one of them are leaving this week.

Outside the BROS get pissed about how the SHITHOLE alliance are building some stupid castle out of slop. Then Big Brother calls Matt to the Diary Room and he yells that he's not done with his workout but then Big Brother calls Matt again. YOU DO AS YOUR TOLD MATT!

James cleans with Joshuah and discusses about the possible backstab on them. Joshuah believes Natalie fucked up when she told Matt the plan and just realizes Matt is supposely leaving this week and she's out next week. Chelsia looks unhappy as she vaccums. Miserable bunch they are. James tries to laugh at Chelsia but she half heartly returns one, I expect them to fight later tonight.

Now in the bathroom Chelsia and James discuss why James was pissed off with her. Chelsia now thinks that her alliance members don't trust her. James' argument is "why are our two names brought up". Chelsia tries to walk away saying "fuck it" but James pulls her back to talk. James says he "shook his hand" and Chelsia keeps saying "open your eyes" and how it should make you wonder.

James keeps pushing the idea off because it's obvious that if the house gets wind of this idea that he'll be finished in the game. Chelsia says she doesn't want to talk to Ryan because it might put the idea in his head but she can't believe her "alliance" didn't think of the "negatives" of their plan. James tells her that she needs to "relax".

James then says that Ryan told Sharon that "she's okay". Chelsia says she doesn't trust anyone in the house. James now says that when Chelsia said that how putting up James or Joshuah up instead of Matt was a "smart" move that pissed off James because it looks like something other than what Chelsia really is doing. Both Chelsia and James seem fine now.

James says "so be it I go home" and he goes to sequestor in a "villa". But he doesn't know that he may not even be part of the Jury thanks to a returning houseguest come Wednesday after he's evicted.

Over in the kitchen both Joshuah and Chelsia agree that they will now talk to Ryan again. Joshuah says neither Natalie or Adam are aware of the "2 week" deal. Joshuah now tells Chelsia how to talk to Ryan and how Matt did this and that "blah blah blah" and she wants him to tell her "that he's going up".

Joshuah talks about how Ryan "shouldn't fuck up" because Chelsia "is staying in the game" and that Chelsia FUCKING THREATENS to not use the veto now if Ryan thinks about double crossing her and the "house". OH MY GAWD!

But why would this BITCH not use the POV? For James? She barely knows the fucker for 30 days. So now she thinks Sharon is expendiable? BULLSHIT because Natalie will push to have Chelsia evicted if she chooses not to use the POV.

Later Sheila and Joshuah talk about how Chelsia is paranoid and putting it put there that Ryan could go against the house and put up either him or James. She plays dumb and then talk turns to Chelsia and how she snaps on people. Sheila turns this talk basically into another Chelsia bashing session. Expect Joshuah to tell this to Chelsia.

Here Sheila also reveals that Sharon had the POV but it was stolen from her in the game.

Later Adam spills his talk with James about how if Ryan is still doing the Matt plan. Ryan now doesn't want to talk to the other side of the house anymore tonight. And in another part of the house James and Joshuah wonder what would happen if Chelsia doesn't use POV and which girl they should get rid of. ASSHOLES. Chelsia also wants to make Ryan "swear" on Jen's life that he will backdoor Matt or she'll threaten not to use the POV. STUPID BITCH. Hopefully he'll swear because some people believe it's all in your mind when you swear on someone's life.

Chelsia and James are in the kitchen and Sharon walks by making a comment how everyone is upstairs in the HOH. Then they realize that Sheila is in her room downstairs. Sharon walks away and then Adam comes down from the HOH room to tell James and Chelsia that Matt is trying to find out who's going up in place of Chelsia tomorrow. Adam throws them off.

James talks to Adam outside about getting rid of Matt this week. Adam says "done" and James says "I'm not going against the group of people down here" and how it is a good move to get rid of Matt but James only leaves out that it's a good move for his alliance.

James now talks about how Matt's "M.O" is when he's mad at someone he doesn't talk to a certain person, meaning James.