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March 17, 2008
Big Brother 9 | Week 6 Featuring Grodner's Bitch James

Day 34: As midnight passes James and Chelsia make out in their bed, Chelsia with her back to him, his hips grinding into her, but doesn't look like any penetration because come on, we're talking about James here, his big dick in her, WE'D KNOW!
Upstairs in the HOH Joshuah continues to "work" his relationships in the house and next up is Ryan. Joshuah gets it into Ryan's head how Natalie and Matt are still to the end with possibility of knowing each other outside the house. Adam and Sheila are to the end. I don't get what Joshuah is doing but I'm thinking it's to make his target on his back less and less.
Earlier he told James and Chelsia that if he was on the block against Chelsia, he's gone, If he's up against Sharon, he's gone again. His only hope is making new relationships with people from the other side of the house. Now Joshuah tells Ryan that he'd love to see Sheila up on the block against him or someone else.
Now Joshuah tells Ryan that if the vote comes down to a tie today that it would be "stupid" for Ryan to keep James because he'd "come after you with a vengence". Joshuah now tells Ryan that he's voting for Sharon to stay. DAMN IT! I so wanted Joshuah to be tricked into voting to keep James so that Sharon could see how worthless of a "partner" Joshuah is in the game. DAMN IT!
Both also talk about Sheila being the new rat of the house spilling everything to both sides. Joshuah says he caught Sheila in a lie already today and Ryan encourages Joshuah to call her out and go AWF on her. Joshuah makes a statement that it is coming, him going off on yet another woman in the house. And Ryan, THE COWARD, talked earlier about how he didn't like Joshuah going off on women. IDIOT.
Minutes later Joshuah goes down to talk to James and Chelsia in the bed about how Ryan told him that the votes are going down 4 to 2 with Joshuah and Chelsia being "left to hang ourselves". Their whispers are so fucking low I can't catch most of it.
Day 34 Part 2: HOH Endurance comp continues. Joshuah and Adam were the first 2 out. Then Adam was next. Followed by Sheila. Now Natalie, Sharon, James and Chelsia remain on. James has told people he wants HOH for revenge and because if he doesn't get it that he's going back up. Sharon gives Chelsia advice to use her "sweater" to stay on. Sharon has now whispered to James that if "she" aka Natalie drops that Sharon will drop out.
James then seeks to find out who voted against him to not return. It seems the house was told that James was voted back in 5 to 3. WHY? So the house would go into conflict. Natalie already confessed to being someone who voted for James to stay while Sheila admitted that she voted for returning houseguest because she thought maybe Alex would return.
James now finds out from Ryan that he also voted for returning houseguest and makes some snide remarks about it to Ryan who talks back about how he thought it was Jen. James says "you didn't know it was going to be back" and "now I'm back". James now tries to shake the contraption to knock out Natalie.
This is crazy but fine, it's Big Brother, or actually Allison's Big Brother, the show's producer.
Natalie continues to fight in the endurance comp against Sharon, James and Chelsia. It's all up to her to keep her Matt safe from eviction. They already tried to talk her into falling but she won't. Sharon just Chelsia advice how to "use your sweater" to stay in the comp. Natalie's stragety is to NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP about anything and everything.
Later Sharon and Chelsia were next to fall off the Disco Shitty Endurance contraption leaving Natalie and James to battle it out. Near the end Natalie felt sick and James was in pain, deals were made from both sides that leaves Natalie and Matt from being nominated. There was NO deal about being backdoored. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
And then JAMES WINS HOH. Allison couldn't have written it any better, actually she did. Don't worry I'll get over Allison fucking with the game but I have to remember, it is HER game to fuck with.
Just before Natalie fell to her eviction death James started to talk about how he was given a "second chance" and how he isn't going to "fuck people over" and how he wants to be "the better person". UM.. okay, we'll see if that happens.
As Natalie falls some of the houseguests reach to her aid as she attempts to throw up some kind of yellow puss. Joshuah and Chelsia are SUPER QUICK to run over to James to hug him. I actually think if James were to be "the better person" he would have pushed them away to tend to Natalie because apparently he had the strength to stand and hug both his "friends" in the house. ASSHOLE.
As James now paces near the doorway, obviously still able to walk, Chelsia runs over to Natalie to tend to her along with the other houseguests. At least she gave a good gawd shit about Natalie. Oh WAIT, James does bring over a bucket for Natalie to puke in but then walks away. He also shakes Matt's hand and tells him again his "word" is good now and he won't fuck Matt over "unlike everyone else in this house" aka Ryan.
James then tells Adam that he can't "promise" anything to anyone in this house but "those 2 people" aka Matt and Natalie. Interesting. So maybe James is showing a different game play this time. He has to remember that he was the FIRST person to backstab Matt and Natalie, then they did it to him by evicting him so I figure they should be even. Here's hoping.
James then talks to Joshuah about how he's NOT putting up Matt. LOL Fuck you Joshuah. As Joshuah continues to push for Matt to be put up James starts in on how "you're either with me or against me" type talk and how "that was for me" aka Natalie in pain and him winning HOH, THIS IS HIS WIN, NOT HIS ALLIANCE'S WIN.
James is now on some SPIRITUAL new enlightenment telling people in the backyard "hopefully everyone can turn over a new leaf now". James wants everyone to start fresh and clean? As Natalie starts getting water and energy back she waddles around and James spreads his arms for a big hug from a very emotional Natalie.
He hugs her again telling her in front of everyone "I love you and I'm not going to break my word" and how he did this for himself. But earlier he also told Natalie he's doing this for Chelsia although he didn't name her but talked about doing this for someone else as well aka his "girlfriend".
I fuckin knew that if James was not evicted that he would win an endurance comp. I fucking knew that if James was out of the picture that Natalie would win and that Sharon would be the SHITHOLE allaince's last hope. I was amazed to discover Chelsia had more will power but she eventually feel off. If James wasn't in the house Natalie would have won.
Ohh Joshuah reveals to his SHITHOLE alliance that before Natalie went in to vote live for James to return or not return James MANIPULATED her by telling her how Natalie "fucked" James over and how she "owed" him one. WHAT? Joshauh is shocked she voted the way after him telling her this! WOW!
But let's remember, this TWAT voted to keep James in the house AFTER evicting him and didn't think for a second that someone coming back just MIGHT help her alliance against Joshuah and his team of scum bags. It's Natalie's own fault she lost HOH. The vote would have come to a tie had she voted with Matt and who knows what Grodner would have done. 5 to 3 for James to stay. It was Adam and Natalie who voted to keep James and their votes flipped the house. WHY? I just fucking don't know why they did it.
Later James tells Chelsia and Sharon in the couch room that there are "no sides" anymore and that he will stay true to his word about not putting up Matt or Natalie and hopefully his "word" can show an example in the house on how to play the game now. He also makes it known that his NUMBER ONE TARGET IS RYAN.
James says Ryan was the one who "drew the line in the sand" that divided the house into sides. Both Joshuah and Chelsia keep bringing up Matt and then Sharon says that the reason why Natalie wanted Matt in the deal with James is because she feels that if Matt leaves the house then she's always next.
Joshuah brings up his anger for Sheila now and no one responds to it. Hopefully if Joshuah starts attacking Sheila that maybe James will shockingly stand up for her and tell Joshuah to fucking shut the hell up.
Now Chelsia and Sharon talk about how they were "hanging" for only James. Now Joshuah talks about how Natalie wants him out and then James is goes in JESUS CHRIST mode telling him that he wants "peace" when Joshuah went AWF on the other side earlier tonight. I missed that.
James now tells Joshuah that he needs to fix his relationship with Natalie. Joshuah says they apologized to each other and then James says "maybe it's more than apologizing" and to "daily" have conversations with her and "forge bonds with the people in the house". Wow, I'm impressed with James new game play. This is how to WIN THE JURY.
Joshuah now laughs at Ryan and how he's "fucked" and how he "should have taken the deal". James now talks about how he already has a plan that will ensure Ryan is evicted. Interesting. He won't tell it just yet.
Now Matt comes into the room to talk about how he was in the diary room praising about Natalie and how she "much she really cared for me". Matt is now seeing Natalie in a whole new light and how Natalie crying is because "she let me down because she didn't win". Matt keeps talking about how she really cares for me.
Matt then says that some of his friends who he knew for 20 or so years wouldn't THAT for him like Natalie did. James AGAIN tells Matt that he won't go back on his word with Matt. It's obvious now that Ryan is the target and if Ryan doesn't win POV that Ryan will be evicted. No matter who's he up against. It's all about revenge this week. Matt leaves.
Joshuah keeps harping on how he wanted James to just fall so that he would take a hit for their alliance had Natalie won HOH. Joshuah keeps stroking his own ego about this potential move that really never came to light. FUCK YOU JOSHUAH. Now James says about Natalie that "she's real fucking lucky that she cut that deal".
James goes into the Diary Room and the SHITHOLE alliance remaining, mainly Joshuah, talks about how the house is flipping again and how they will WIN HOH next week becuase it will be "mental". He's back to fucking that side of the house while it's obvious James is now playing for himself and if it means getting rid of Joshuah to better his game, he'll do it by using other people in the house. Expect James to play for himself now. YEAH!
Matt talks with them now while James stays in the Diary Room. Joshuah talks about about there were "three" votes to keep him out of the house. Joshuah says he knows 2 of the votes being Ryan and Sheila and that James is "supposely" looking for the third. Matt is LYING that he was the third vote and tells Joshuah that it probably was Adam.
Joshuah flat out says that James thinks it was you and Matt says James can think that all he wants. Matt also wants to know if this "deal" with Natalie and him involves not being backdoored.
Over in the sauna room Joshuah knows now that Natalie is safe this week so he "works" to keep a good relationship with Natalie. I can't tell if Joshuah is being a hidden dick to her face or if he's actually meaning what he says.
Joshuah now tells Natalie that if she and him are the final 2 of HOH next week that he will throw it for her "because you deserve it". She then promises not to put up Joshuah or Sharon next week but Joshuah doesn't want her to promise him that. Joshuah then pulls the "James is in the Diary Room now asking for pictures of your family to be in the HOH room" card that pushes Natalie to tears.
Now they get back to talking about how Ryan and Sheila will be the targets this week. Joshuah now tells Natalie she "redeemed" herself by voting to keep James in. But actually this TWAT kept an alliance of four in the house to keep their power pushing week after week.
Natalie now LIES about how she had no idea who Ryan was going to put up in place of Chelsia last week. She makes it more and more about how it's Ryan's fault last week. Joshuah now wants Natalie to find out through Matt if he made the third vote to keep James out of the house during the 2nd pathetic lame twist vote.
James wants to know and Natalie throws out Adam's name. Joshush says that James heard the votes coming in during the live show so that's how he knows the vote was 5 to 3. Joshuah and Natalie share laughs about how Joshuah is when he "verbally attacks" people and how he's "very very sorry" and how they both said a "few wrong things". Um... okay.
In the boat room Sheila and Ryan talk about how they were "playing a great game" up until now thanks to this weird fucked up twist. Sheila now talks about how either her or Ryan will be in sequestor next week and "that's fine" because "that's how the cookie crumbles".
This week is going to get bad between Matt and Adam when both blame the other for the all new 2008 MYSTERY VOTE. If Matt lies to Natalie then no one will every know who was the third person to vote for James to be evicted. Thanks again Allison Grodner for ALLOWING JAMES to have access to this information. BITCH.
Sheila now says it was WRONG and how she's PISSED about how Big Brother handled James' eviction. She felt he should have never left the house to then have heard about the way the house voted. It is BULLSHIT Sheila, you're not the only one who knew that was fucked up on Big Brother's part.
Sheila now tells Ryan how Adam told her in a way that he will NOT defend her if Joshuah goes AWF on her. Sheila now says that if Joshuah wants to be a "bitch" to her that she will try to turn it around on Joshuah only attacks women and not men because he's a coward.
"If he wants to be one of the bitches, oh I'll let him be a bitch and I'll tear his ass up. Yeah because I'm a man and a woman. He's seen nothing like me!" says Sheila about Joshuah wanting to verbally attack her. INTERESTING.
Ryan now says that Natalie should have had HOH and "we should be picking them off". Both are still in a state of bullshit shock. Ryan says "you have to laugh at it".
Over in the bathroom Joshuah and Matt are talking about how they both have apologized to Natalie. Joshuah keeps talking how what he said or did to Natalie wasn't "that" bad. Um. okay, so throwing your drink in her face after James threw his pickle juice wasn't "bad". And you verbally attacking Natalie's "mentally ill" mother wasn't "bad". Or labeling Natalie a "killer" because of her 2 abortions isn't "bad". Um.. SHUT UP JOSHUAH.
James is back from Diary Room and Joshuah is telling James that he wants to be on Adam and Matt's "team" during tomorrow's food comp to fuck them both over. James LAUGHS at this and we are starting to see the ASSHOLE James coming back super quick. Joshuah also tells James that Adam is coming at Joshuah about something and it bothers Joshuah. Adam's actions continue to ellude to the fact that he was the third vote to keep James out of the house even though he voted to keep James. TOO FUNNY if Adam gets blamed for this. That's what you get for keeping James you stupid bug eyed douche bag!
Day 35/36: It seems they [show and houseguests] are counting Thursday, the day they moved while I was counting Friday the full day they lived in the house. So now the days are caught up for those who give a shit As midnight comes and goes we find out James is targeting Sheila and Ryan to be put on the block because he knows they voted to not keep him after the 2nd pathetic worthless lame twist vote. The 3rd mystery vote remains out in the air and it's getting blamed on Adam! Matt continues to lie to everyone that it wasn't him when in fact it was.
Later Ryan talks with Matt and Natalie about how he went against the house and "fuck it, if I go I go". Matt says he'll win the POV and Natalie wants Ryan to "get your game face on".
Minutes later James takes Natalie into the storage room to get her to know that Ryan is going up and that if she plays and wins POV to NOT use it and keep the nominations the same. It seems James wants certain people in the house to not use the POV so that James isn't forced to backdoor someone... like Matt. Interesting. Natalie agrees and their talk is over.
Matt now gets a sleeping bag and sleeps between Adam and Matt's bed in the pink room. He DOES NOT want to sleep in the "cursed bed" in the boat room where Sheila is sleeping. Then they talk about how Matt is safe, Matt says nothing but reads the bible and Ryan figures it's him and Sheila going up or Adam because "you're strong".
Now they figure no matter who would have come back that that person would have been on their side and James talks about how he "fucked up" voting to keep James. Matt says nothing. Ryan now says how Natalie "should have won that HOH" which is true. Adam then says about himself "fuck what an idiot".
Ryan now says he can't wait for POV and he's ready to win it. Adam says James is ready to play POV and he's "pumped" to win it. That would explain him wanting to keep the nominations the same so he can't be tempted to backdoor anyone aka Matt.
Natalie comes into the pink room and REVEALS that all this TWAT ate today was 2 pieces of bacon, a soy shake and a piece of bread. NO WONDER she didn't last. They also talk about her "chain" spinning way too much. They then talk about how that contest was made just for her and how she only lost because she got sick due to lack of water.
Over in the kitchen James and Joshuah talk about who's leaving this week. It's between Ryan or Adam. Joshuah says "to be honest I don't know who it was" about the third mystery vote and James thinks Matt was it and if either Matt or Adam confess that "they're both fucked". EVIL James is back and he & Joshuah get back to trashing the other side of the house.
I knew this JESUS CHRIST mode of James wouldn't last a fucking day. He'll be back to backstabbing and lying to get that money in the end. This fucker will apparently do anything for money, as we've seen with the trashy gay porn he did.
Later Chelsia goes up to the HOH room with James to give him some lovin'. Not sure if she blew him off because the cameras kept going away from the HOH everytime they attempted something. But when they did show them we get talk about how NOW Chelsia thinks it was "disgusting" for Natalie to fight for Matt in the HOH comp instead of herself. Um.. TWAT, she was doing it for both her and her "man", just like you would have done. BITCH.
James also made it known earlier that he didn't want Chelsia to sleep in the HOH room but then he told Chelsia right now that she could stay and she said no. COCK TEASE. It is also REVEALED that Chelsia told the other houseguests before voted that the evicted houseguests "watched the show" when in the history of Big Brother THEY NEVER DO when they are returning, only once during season 3 when they were in jury house with no hopes of returning. FUCKING IDIOTS believed this bitch!
As morning comes and goes we find out James continues to be a hypocrite, a holier than thou asshole and a douche bag under the veil of his JESUS CHRIST mode. Fuckin' IDIOT.
I'll explain. James continues to think just because he was voted out and returned to a house that voted him out that then voted him back in that he and his "sins" in the house can be forgiven and forgotten yet everyone else in the game who's done some fucked up shit should be made an example of aka Ryan and Sheila who backstabbed him last week.
Um... James... as I've said here over and over you claim to be the "I'm Better Than You James" and now you've stepped up to "Jesus Christ James" talking down to people and now threatening the houseguests if they use POV that their "closest persons" they have in the game will be backdoored and taken out? Really, does James not see he's doing EXACTLY what Amanda did during her week of HOH earlier in the game? The same shit his SHITHOLE alliance faulted her for being someone who went under a "power trip".
For James to sit there and think the house will vote exactly his way is beyond me. He's even gone as far as to ORDER the nominees, that have yet to be nominated, that even they can't use POV. Who the FUCK is James to request that. James is also still upset with Sheila for not telling him how she was going to vote last week when the week before he and Chelsia BOTH did that to her!
What the fuck is going on here?
Day 35/36 Part 2: And So James gets his "revenge" on those who "wronged" him. Ryan and Sheila are up for eviction. Now that Sheila is up there is talk from Ryan to James about how Sheila will "float" her way to the end. Ryan wants to stay and even is STUPID enough to tell James that if he wins HOH again, I doubt he will, but that he will put up Natalie and Matt for James... UM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
That's be like the SHITHOLE alliance having power for the fifth fucking week in a row? Can't you see that James and his SHITHOLE alliance members are using the other side of the house to take out each other so they can skate the end free of any guilt of taking out people that will be in the jury house? ARE STUPID ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!
James has also told Ryan that he will FUCK Chelsia in this game to get that money but I don't believe James for a second. Ryan continues to tell James that he will "help" take out Natalie and Matt in the weeks to come. I expect both are toying with each other at this point about their true intentions in the game.
OH GAWD, NOW Chelsia tells other people in the house how "dumb" it would have been to bring back people in the house that had seen the show... remember she told this to the group before Wednesday's live vote to bring back James because she wanted to scare the other houseguests that the person coming back probably knew everything that has been happening in the house. FUCKING IDIOTS for bring back James. And now he's won HOH.
After the nominations Matt and Natalie talk in the storage room about how the house is still divided even with someone from their side aka Ryan or Sheila leaving and the house will be split down the middle yet again. Four to Four. Natalie is now happy she didn't win HOH because next week James can't compete and it will be four to 3 playing for power.
Matt is also ready to explode in tears and it's not because of things from the outside world that he misses. It's all because of what Natalie did for him and he tells her that he will do the same for her later in the game. He's still blown away by Natalie's actions in the endurance comp.
Oh WAIT, Matt and Natalie get smart as they get stupid. They talk about "working" with Joshuah down the line... Joshuah? Really? That douche bag that thinks you're all pieces of shit? Good luck with that!
Ohh Chelsia and Joshuah talk in the sauna room about James possibly making "deals" with other people in the house and backstabbing them. How it would be a "good game play". Joshuah sees that happening and tells her that he won't be "overly cocky now". Interesting.
The reason why they feel this way is because James told Chelisa TO HER FACE that her and Joshuah are the REASONS why he was evicted last week and because of his relationships with them he will continue to be targeted. She thinks he's joking and James implies that Chelsia may be going on the block because he's now here to play for himself and only himself.
But James didn't backstab them this week so they are fine again. But it shows they are always fucking paranoid every time James has POWER or is in a position of voting power against them on the block.
Later Sharon tells Chelsia that GOD HIMSELF brought back James into their alliance and their lives, NO TWAT IT WAS YOUR SHOW PRODUCER ALLISON.
Chelsia and Sharon are so ready for James to backdoor Matt this week. They feel that Matt is this "power" player on the other side of the house. Sharon at first thought Adam was the 3rd mystery vote to evict James for a 2nd time but now she assumes it was Matt. She has told James she feels it was Matt and not Adam.
Later Joshuah, Sheila and Ryan examine the hamster cage. The letters near the log spell out P. O. V. and now everyone starts to think that the cage is a hint that this week's POV is a "puzzle" that needs to be figured out. Well we know Sheila ain't winning that one. Ryan and Sheila randomly check out the cage and try to figure out what's so special about it for tomorrow's POV comp. The guinea pig in the cage is looking around at the houseguests wondering "what the fuck, NOW you give a shit about us?"
Outside Natalie & Adam are quick to suck up to the power alliance of Joshuah, Sharon, James and Chelsia by trashing Sheila and making fun of Ryan who has his "face pressed up against the cage glass" and how Sheila was supposely was talking back to James during the nomination ceremony. Natalie calls Sheila "looney tunes". This coming from NATALIE.
James now says he feels bad for her and how Sheila "piggy backs" on people. Natalie also rats out Sheila for telling Natalie that if no one uses POV on her that she will be "livid". Natalie is such a TWAT talking about what Sheila said to her. Chelsia then asks Natalie flat out if she would put her up if she gets it and Natalie says YES.
Whether or not I believe Natalie it boggles my mind that this SHITHOLE alliance continues to think that the other side of the house will keep eating each other until their alliance is left to dominate the game. REALITY CHECK BITCHES. Natalie will say anything to the people with power.
As Natalie and Adam talk about Sheila having some anger issues then followed by "hate her" by both of them. Natalie starts doing a dead on impression of Sheila when she talked with Natalie earlier about being on the block. Now Natalie talks about how she "can't take mental abuse" from Sheila... FROM SHEILA????
Natalie is also talking about how Sheila wants to "use" her for the "secrets of the cage". Chelsia makes fun of Sheila last week and how she dropped to her knees and prayed to God during some POV comp. It's sickening to see the Sheila bashing and very irritating to see Sharon's fingers forever mess with her damn blanket she got during her HOH week.
Adam now says he can't stand talking to Sheila. Natalie keeps talking as if she was one uping Sheila during their conversation earlier. WHATEVER Blowatalie! YOU'LL always be remember as the girl who gave Matt 2 blowjobs on Big Brother. And TWAT the world is laughing AT you, not with you.
As midnight approaches Sheila has broken down in her boat room bed about the house, being on the block and the houseguests "not getting her".
Day 37: As midnight comes and goes the ENTIRE HOUSE plots to play a trick on Sheila, the new Allison, Amanda, Jen of the house. Everyone is collectively making fun of her behind her back, trashing her and Joshuah is making comments about her son to other people. Nothing bad as of yet but he's getting there.
Now everyone is in the living room plotting to act as if the POV comp is about to happen in the middle of the night. They send Joshuah into the Diary Room to get Big Brother to play the "siren" or any sound that would signal something. If Big Brother does that, which they won't, Adam and Natalie will run in the room and scream for her to get up and get ready to play now.
Joshuah comes out and says they won't do it. The houseguests continue to move forward without Big Brother's participation. If I was in the house and they did that to me I'd laugh my ass off afterwards... Sheila on the other hand most likely won't laugh.
Joshuah starts to throw all the living room pillows on the floor. Now they head to the kitchen area to "prepare" for the PRANK. Natalie is leading the prank and telling everyone what to do. So now we wait...
Everyone gets into position near the boat room and starts yelling and pushing the door's open POV! POV! POV! Sheila get outside now!
They all run outside and Sheila comes running out as she puts on her unitard. They all tell her to sit down outside as James supposely comes downstairs to tell them about about further instructions but as she does he starts to laugh.
Sheila shockingly catches on super quick and laughs telling them "I knew you were all full of shit". She goes back inside as everyone laughs so hard it hurts. She goes back to bed with a smile on her face as she gets out of her unitard again.
Chelsia now says "if you fuckers ever do that to me.." and they all joke about "the 20 year olds" messing with Sheila. Natalie now tells the crowd she "literally almost peed my pants" and that she had to hold her crotch from actually doing it.
Joshuah has fun talking about how Sheila is always being made fun of by the house, how she's last to be picked in the food comps and everyone laughs. Joshuah now tells the crowd that Sheila's "trigger word" to set her AWF is "shut up" or any form of it to her.
Natalie jokes to have the house tell her to "shut up" every time she tries to talk. James calls this PRANK a "house bonding" moment. Now they'll all keep talking about it and talking about it and talking about it and talking about it and talking about it...
It was funny though.
Now they talk about the rumors on the internet about how there was suppose to be a "tranny" in the house. Adam "sooo wanted one in the house" and so did Joshuah. James then points out that there really was no "ethnic" people in the house. Just one "black guy" and "one gay guy", yep they already forgot about Neil. Then they talk about how in the casting process there was one asian guy and one asian woman that almost made it into the house.
All agree this is a WHITE cast. All head inside to continue talking about it and it seems Sheila is in the Diary Room talking about it but I thought she went back to bed. No one feels "bad" about the PRANK and they joke around how she's in the Diary Room crying her eyes out. James then tells them that he was watching Sheila walk to the sliding glass door saying "this is a joke. I know it. I don't believe this" that leads Chelsia to say "awwww" and laughs.
As Joshuah eats in the kitchen with EVERYONE including Ryan he says "I hope she doesn't win HOH next week" pretty much telling Ryan in a way that he is going to be voted out. That HAD to have pissed Ryan off because he left seconds afterwards to go check on Sheila who apparently came out of the Diary Room.
"JESUS CHRIST" James is back and tells his SHITHOLE alliance who's left in the kitchen that he should go in there and apologize to her. Joshuah then is quick to say he'd rather have Sheila "hate him". They all go into the boat room and find out that Sheila is "done" with the unitard. They all ask her if she's fine with it and she says she is and that loved it.
She's perfectly fine and hugs them all saying "I needed it".
As morning comes and goes the houseguests wake up to an indoor lockdown. They can hear the POV comp getting built outside. Joshuah, Chelsia, James, Sheila, Ryan and Matt are picked to play POV. Natalie, the wannabe movie star, is hosting the comp. I expect Joshuah to win POV. And now we wait.
And so JAMES wins POV. If this new "JESUS CHRIST" mode of James turning a new holier than thou leaf continues then he WON'T use POV and makes sure Ryan goes home. So basically Ryan's HOH last week was a complete waste thanks to James never leaving and this week's HOH is a complete waste because Ryan should have gone home with Allison.
So basically it was 2 WEEKS OF WASTED HOH'S. Now that's funny. Ahhh! Hearing Chelsia laugh in the house from joy and happiness is sickening. The SHITHOLE alliance remains in total control, now even with POV. That's what Natalie and Adam get for ALLOWING James to return back to the house!
Sheila apparently ran to her boat room to cry. For some reason Sheila thinks she's going over Ryan and sometimes you never know. And as the boring week of literally no backstabbing and zero plotting continues we continue watch as James' week as HOH remains an utter bore.
Chelsia is ever so closer to getting James' GIANT DICK into one of her many holes because she reminded James there were condoms downstairs while they showered in the HOH bathroom. James has also suggested to Chelsia to start be "nicer" to the other houseguests. Um, James, she won't be. This is Chelsia we're talking about.
Since James holds the POV he has told Sheila that he will NOT be changing the nominations this week. Now if James wants his word to be GOLD this time around then don't expect him to backdoor anyone. James also admits he's still after Matt and this deal that Natalie made during this past HOH saved Matt this week. Oh James... go fuck yourself. Take Matt to the end and win against him.
James then also reveals that he would NOT have put up Adam if Sheila had won POV, she came in 2nd in the competition. WHAT? So then that leaves Joshuah, Chelsia and Sharon to be put up on the block. He supposely can't go after Natalie or Matt. Wow. I hope Sheila runs and tells the rest of the SHITHOLE alliance what James has just said.
Joshuah and Chelsia are already running paranoid that James will turn on them any second and the more and more they hear of James talking about turning they just might do it to him FIRST! Yeah!
Matt and Natalie have already started going against what James wants. They really should have waited until after the POV ceremony to start campaigning for Ryan to stay but the idiots didn't wait. Once Sharon tells James about Matt and Natalie's workings James may just have to go back on his word.
Ohh what's this? James has told Matt that if Ryan stays this week that James will no longer be going after him... hey MATT, this means James is coming after you now! SMARTEN UP DUMBASS!
Day 37, Part 2: Big Brother gives the houseguests a Croquet play set and everyone assumes that it will be for a luxury comp. They think it's way too early for a HOH comp practice. The houseguests also get a letter from Allison Grodner about their cussing and how out of control it is.
Later Matt talks to Ryan outside as they practice with Croquet mallets about how Ryan needs to go to Joshuah and work him for a vote. DAMN MATT, just shut the hell up and pull it back a few million notches.
Later Sheila and Ryan get in an argument outside where Matt, Adam, Sharon, Chelsia and Natalie watch and casually get involved. It's something to do with how Sheila is campaigning against Ryan using his $10,000 POV win from last week and her being the "single mother" card, the argument was pathetic, not worth air time and not worth your time.
Day 38: As midnight passes the "boys" Adam, Matt, James and Matt tal MAN SEX TALK at the kitchen counter table. It seems the boys are making fun of Matt and his massages to Natalie that he's giving her every day this week.
OH MY GAWD! Matt just told them NATALIE GAVE HIM 2 BLOW JOBS! "No Shit" says Ryan. Matt even talks about his "faces" he made at the camera afterwards. Will James tell Natalie this?!?!? Ryan then asks Matt if Natalie is "as good as she says" to which Matt says "yeah". Adam then says Natalie's pussy probably smells like "cherries" because she keeps it clean. LOL.
Then they make fun of Adam and how he's suppose to have sex with Sheila. James also chimes in about how careful Chelsia is and how they haven't had sex yet. Matt then talks about how he licks his dick to be in a tight pussy or as he puts it "I like a little struggle going in" while James and his big dick likes women with sloppy fat pussys he can swing his big dick around inside.
They then talk about how the blowjobs may have made TV. James will fucking tell Natalie this and she'll vote him the fuck out if there's ever a chance for her to this! MATT, SHUT THE FUCK UP! When he's with his "boys" or any "boys" for that matter he just feels like he can tell them anything.
Then they talk about masturbation and how jerking off "applifies your game". They are having fun though with this sex chat. Then it gets serious for a split second and they ask Matt if he's still trying to "flirt" with other girls in the house and he says not and "I'm at a point where that's over". Wow!
Then they talk about if Natalie gets Matt "hard" and Matt says "anyone can get me hard" OH SO THEN THERE'S HOPE Joshuah can give Mattie a blowjob! Then Adam REVEALS he got his first STD when he was 24/25 years old and Matt should be getting his soon.
Adam's next words of wisdom involves how Matt can make his stay in the house better if he'd just give Natalie his "cock" more often because if you "deny a girl your cock" she'll just go even more crazy for it. The Ryan asks Matt if Natalie "swallowed" and Matt says YES! Ryan laughs at hearing this and then tells Matt "she loves you".
When James hears that Natalie swallowed Matt's cum he again asks "She FUCKING SWALLOWED?" as if James can't believe it. Adam then talks about how Matt will "perform better for you" if you lay out the "ground rules" about no cuddling and other insane rules.
Then Matt and James laugh about how the Diary Room is trying to get "how you really feel" about each other. They laugh at the Diary Room's attempts on getting both of them to saying something nasty about each other. They won't but me thinks they really have.
James then REVEALS his oldest woman he's fucked was 54 years old, Matt's was 36 years old when he was 19 years old! Then they get to trashing Sheila and how she has "bad breathe" and her man features and chin hairs she was plucking the other day. Adam calls her butt a "grandma butt".
Now they call Sheila the "Amber" of this year and then Matt says they don't think he'll shed a tear in this house. James now makes fun of Sheila's game tatic about using her son's likeness to get in better with him and how it's all her doing last week to get him out. Ryan is all over trying to trash Sheila to get James in the direction of getting out Sheila.
I can only imagine if the house had 4 gay guys and they were all in their early 20's chatting up gay sex in the house. That would definitely be something to see and hear.
James now admits that he's scarred about the stupid fuckers out there who go to the bars and see him and want to punch him or fight him just because he was on a reality show. It's pretty obvious that James can't defend himself and I expect James to go down hard. I also expect these potential men wanting to fight James will all be about their jealously towards his monster dick and possibly winning this season, which I think he will now that he's back in the house.
Then they move the conversation to Sheila again about how she's trying to group all the "boys" together as an allaince of some sorts and how she tries to make it men vs women in the house.
Later James and Ryan talk in the kitchen. Ryan wants James not to get the house to do what he wants and to give Ryan a "fair" chance at staying in this house. Basically Ryan is hoping for a tie and that James will promise to keep him if a house votes to a tie. Ryan trys to be "honest" and bashes Sheila. James then tells Ryan that both him and Sheila "equally fucked me last week". James won't give Ryan a promise as to what he's going to do this week but that he won't "sway the house".
They both talk about how they both have "second chances". James also tells Ryan that all you have in this game "is your word" and how he broke his word with "one fucking" person aka Matt. That fucked him over in the end as well as the "pickle juice" incident because he admits that he did it out of anger and there was no previous history between him and Natalie to give him a reason to do it. Ryan then continues the bashing the women trend by saying it was the women in the house who made a "big deal out of it".
James continues to tell him that he won't use the POV and that he still WILL NOT tell James what he's going to do if the house comes to a split vote. Ryan keeps bringing up how he gave James his "word" that if the votes did come a tie that he'd vote to keep James and Ryan is trying so hard to get James to promise the same thing but he won't. One can only draw the conclusion that James IS getting rid of Ryan come Wednesday if the vote does come to a tie.
I FUCKING KNEW IT! I FUCKIN KNEW IT! As morning comes and goes James is now telling Joshuah 2 things. First that Natalie gave Matt a blowjob in the house and now he's thinking of GOING BACK ON HIS WORD, the only thing he tells people in this game that you can "have" throughout this experience and James is NOW talking about backdooring Adam and maybe Matt. LOL. Fuckin James, SCUMBAG like the rest of us.
Thank the heavens his "JESUS CHRIST" mode is dead and people can go back to not trusting him and getting him out next week, if possible.
OHHHHH HOLY MOTHER MARY SHIT! James has now told Ryan that he's going to take him off the block and replace him with Adam! James wants ADAM OUT! He thinks Adam is saying one thing and doing another, playing both sides far too much and for some reason James thinks Sheila and Adam are a "power couple". "Um... HELLO Have you see us in the challenges? We Suck!" says Sheila forever and a day in the house.
Later Joshuah, Chelsia and James talk about backdooring Adam and how it will be a "loud week" because of Adam going off on James. Joshuah even wants to hid Adam's "cigarettes" so that James can have some to smoke once Adam leaves. James wants Joshuah to not do this but Joshuah will do it anyways to "have fun". He leaves and James and Chelsia lay on the sauna bed thing and smile with their heads close to each other. He then kisses her. EVIL EVIL EVIL!
A disappointed Joshuah tells Sharon now in the couch room that Adam is going this week and how "Ryan is more of a threat". Joshuah says "it's better than to go with the flow" then to go against James. Sharon can't believe it and neither can Joshuah. He FUCKERS, it's time to turn against James and keep a SUPER ANGRY Adam to go after James next week along with Matt, Natalie, and Ryan! Joshuah now tells Sharon that "we haven't talked about this" and for her to be "quiet about everything".
Ohh Joshuah had promised James he WOULDN'T tell Sharon and he DID! Will Sharon do something behind James' back and make sure Adam stays in the house for targets to keep going after each other to keep the target off her and Joshuah? That'd be a super smart move!
Sharon, YOU TWAT, go tell Adam what's up, then tell Matt and Natalie and then Ryan, who already knows, that Adam will be backdoored but won't leave if they all have the votes to go against what James wants. IT'S TIME to betray JAMES SHARON! Do it!
Day 38, Part 2: I FUCKIN KNEW IT. James remains to be the shit he loves to preach everyone else is in the house. He had first promised Matt and Natalie that he wouldn't nominate them and he didn't. Then he told them that when he won the POV that he WOULDN'T use it because he didn't want anyone to be backdoored and if anyone on the block won POV and used it that THEY would be backdooring someone.
NOW "JESUS CHRIST" James has died and never returned. Something evil has taken his place. A hypocrite lying bastard of a stupid fuck who wouldn't be looked at like shit on my running shoes had he just not gone on this holier than thou rampage the day he came back into the house.
James has now told Chelsia that he plans on backdooring Matt this week, instead of Adam, who he wanted to backdoor. It seems James will be breaking his word over and over and over again this week even though he went on this word rampage about "all you have in this game is your word and that fucked me last week" bullshit. FUCK YOU JAMES.
Yes James is allowed to do this but don't get on a hypocritical self involved rant earlier in the week to then just make yourself look like complete shit later in the game. JAMES, remember you STUPID SCUMBAG you're playing for JURY VOTES! You send Matt or Adam out this way they will NOT vote for you in the end. But then again these douche bags voted James back in after they voted him out so who really knows who these idiots will vote once in the jury house.
OH WHAT'S THIS? It seems James has told Sharon that the FUCKING DIARY ROOM is trying to get him to backdoor Matt this week! WHAT? James is blaming the Diary Room for planting this idea in his head. WHAT? Oh My God! Does Allison CUNTFACE Grodner know that the only person in the house capable of getting James out again is Matt and now she's using this week to get Matt out so James can almost have a free ride to final 2? FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER. We really need a new executive producer here.
Later Sharon and James talk about how "Sheila is on my side" and James says he WILL be backdooring Matt and how Natalie will be fighting with him and everyone tomorrow. Sharon says "who cares we have the numbers". Sharon claims to KNOW everything going on in the house and how she's "best friends" with everyone- UM YEAH TWAT, keep playing that card and soon it'll be the reason you're out and in the jury house.
Sharon leaves to go downstairs and wants to tell Joshuah what's up. Man oh man if Matt can once again get the votes to stay over Sheila then this will be mind blowing. But I don't it. Now if only Natalie can win HOH next week.
Awww James comes downstairs and talks to Joshuah who says he's cooking for everyone because Natalie has been cooking for everyone the past few nights and no one seems to be appericating it. Joshuah wants to give Natalie the "night off".
James hears this but then could give a shit because now he grabs Adam to pull him up to the HOH room to talk and I'm sure make deals. James has his hoodie on as if he's trying to hide his facial expressions.
They enter the HOH room. James wants to know where Adam stands with "his boys" and how Matt and them are "lying" and how "I voted you back in this house" and how he looked in the camera and voted him back in. James believes him and needs to know if Adam has his back and Adam claims he does until the end of the game.
James starts to cover his ass saying that if Adam hears that Adam was the original backdoor plan this week that it's not the case. James now tells Adam "we have the majority" meaning his alliance but pathetically including Adam.
Adam keeps telling James "do what you need to do". Adam then drops Joshuah's name as another person who voted you out last week. James continues to say that if he hears the "Adam backdoor plan" that it's false WHEN IN FACT IT IS TRUE!
James now tells Adam that he's not going up and they shake hands. DAMN IT! James now calls this a "crazy fuckin-" and how basically James is trying to figure out the 3rd vote to evict him twice last week and how Matt and Natalie are blaming Adam and Adam blames Matt.
Adam then says "no one knows who voted for who"... sooo then Matt is automatically guilty? James then asks Adam if this is a "smart move". At first Adam was all about Sheila leaving and now he says about Matt "fuck him" and to backdoor him. James keeps talking about how he's not sure he will do this but he most likely will.
James then says "I'm going to break my word with Natalie but fuck it, I got to do what I gotta do". OH JAMES, yes you GOT TO DO what you GOT TO DO but expect this breaking of your word to ONCE AGAIN be the reason why you'll be joining the jury house members to vote on a winner. They head outside and Adam then says if he gets HOH he will not put James up on the block. WHAT?
BREAK YOUR WORD ADAM! BREAK UP THE SHITHOLE ALLIANCE! One can only expect to find out what Adam is really thinking when he talks to his "boys" later. James now says that Sheila is "pissed off" at Natalie "which is great". James you fucked up there because it's "great" for your alliance.
I MEAN CAN'T THIS FUCKIGN HOUSE figure out that neither James, Chelsia, Joshuah and Sharon's names keep coming up as targets for people in the house to go after. This SHITHOLE alliance keeps turning the other side against each other successfully over and over again. They keep pitting Adam against Matt, Sheila against Natalie, Natalie against Matt, Sheila against Adam, etc, etc, etc.
James has to be the new Maggie of this season, getting his minions to do his bidding and getting the house into a position to push James and his SHITHOLE alliance to the end. James then says "It's my week".
Adam keeps getting upset why Natalie is lying about the vote to keep James. Suddenly Adam is sharing his cigarettes again with James when last week he barely gave James a drag of one every now and then.
Day 39: Almost 40 fucking days! Matt continues to fear that he will be backdoored today and Natalie tells him that James promised not to nominate them or use the POV this week. She tells Matt that she will talk to him in the morning before the POV ceremony to get an answer from him once and for all.
James continues to head down the road of being in a position in this game where YOU CAN NEVER TRUST HIM if he breaks his word after this holier than thou self involved everyone should "turn a new leaf" week. Hopefully Natalie's cheerful and innocent face can get the truth out of James or make him stick to his word. If not, here's hoping we get a shock at the next HOH comp and Natalie wins it for her blowjob revenge for Matt.
Other than that the night has been literally a game free talk night. The houseguests played hide and seek, Joshuah got scared by Natalie in the bathroom, Chelsia and James had a naked bubble bath together and everyone had a good dinner made by Joshuah. Simple as fuck night.
As morning comes and goes the house that isn't in the SHITHOLE alliance continues to get stupider and dumber and idiot-ier-ish. Josh somehow got Sheila to overhear Natalie and his conversatino about how Natalie will be voting against Sheila and then later Joshuah talks to Sheila about it and Sheila wants to go AWF on Natalie!
It also seems the plan is now to take off Sheila, pull her to the SHITHOLE alliance's side, backdoor Matt and then have the house vote out Matt. Joshuah has told Ryan that James still plans on taking him off the block but "no matter what happens you're safe" meaning Joshuah aleady knows James is going to go back on his word and not save Ryan as James once stated earlier this week.
James continues to play as if THERE'S NO JURY HOUSE and he's about to piss 3 people off all in one move. Natalie, Matt and Ryan. He think he still have majority to win if he gets to the final 2 but I expect James to continue backstabbing and lying to get there.
Joshuah on the other hand is playing up James' backstabbing moves brillantly by making sure people know that Joshuah was supposely out of the loop and making friends with everyone in the house, something James was suppose to start doing but has yet to do so because he continues to be wrapped in bullshit that is Chelsia.
Natalie has yet to talk to James about the POV ceremony and if James is backdooring Matt. The POV ceremony starts and we get flames and trivia on the feeds.
FEEDS BACK. Natalie is crying as Joshuah tries to explain that he has nothing against her and that last week "they had power" and now how the "house has shifted". Now Joshuah and Natalie promise to not put each other up if either wins HOH this week.
James talks to Matt outside and Matt is up on the block. Back inside Natalie tells herself that she shouldn't make any more deals in HOH comps and how she will feel "alone" when Matt leaves. Joshuah now tells Natalie that Matt leaving will be good for her, WHICH IT WILL, because the target will be off her back and on everyone else who still has a "partner".
I don't expect fights to happen. Matt is humble- OH SHIT WAIT. Natalie is pissed now that James had better not come to her about "keepign your word" when he just broke his and how "full of shit" James is now. Natalie knows Matt will go home now.
Sheila was also saved with POV because Matt tells Ryan "good luck". James tries to explain himself outside to Matt as if he'll get any type of "respect" from both Matt and Ryan. Matt says he looks at this game and experience as leaving without anything. James tries to relate but it's just pathetic to watch how James tells Matt "I think you're a stand up guy".
Matt does look like he wants to cry and wipes a few tears away. The boy talked about not crying at all in this game and James pats him on the back asking Matt "to not hate me". James talks all of BULLSHIT at this point and Matt tries to hold back tears.
Then he gets upset "Why does Sheila get a second chance over me" and James waits a second or two to answer. He tries to bring up Sharon getting a second chance and gets up to start talking about being an asshole in this game and he can't win against Ryan. Adam and Ryan walk around watching.
Matt goes inside and starts to cry as James asks the boys outside "What does he want from me?" Now James talks about Matt "mutha fucking idiot. I may be young but I'm not dumb" and "I wasn't born yesterday". SHUT THE FUCK JAMES, YOU'LL GET YOURS SOON.
Minutes later Matt tells Natalie he wants to be by himself and tells himself to "man up" and not cry. Matt goes back outside. Adam then has the nerve to ask if he's all right and Matt says yes he is.
Sheila talks with Ryan in the sauna room as Sharon and Chelsia chime in about Sheila coming off and everyone supposely reacting to Sheila being taken off. Now it comes out that Ryan tells them that James told Ryan that he was taking him off and Chesia tries to turn it back around on Ryan how he did the same thing last week.
Sheila then defends Ryan saying that Ryan supposely would have kept James had the votes come to a tie last week but that isn't true. Ryan tells Sheila "we're fine" only because he's hoping Sheila votes to keep him this week. Chelsia and Sharon leave and Sheila tells Ryan that she is voting to keep Ryan.
Minutes later James continues to paint Matt as the asshole by telling Adam outside that Matt said that Adam was his target next week. Tsk Tsk Tsk. All James is doing is keeping the target off him and his SHITHOLE alliance and keeping the target on the other side of the house. James then asks "honestly why would I want to backdoor you". James continues to LIE about his intentions of wanting to backdoor Adam before Matt even though he DID say he was going to.
FUCK THIS. No fights like last week, not yet at least. Natalie talks with Ryan, Sheila and Sharon. Sheila is on a Adam bashing tirade. Natalie starts to cry having to choose between Ryan and Matt. Sheila, who was suppose to go AWF on her is now comforting Natalie. Natalie now tells Sheila that she didn't want to promise Sheila her vote because she thought Matt would be backdoored because her vote IS going to go to save Matt.
Natalie and Sheila are fine now. Joshuah's attempt at turning them against each other is no more. Expect Ryan, Sheila and Natalie to join up to go against the SHITHOLE alliance next week while dragging along Adam getting him to realize that he is 5th out in the SHITHOLE alliance, no matter what they say or promise him. He is first one out. Just like Natalie said earlier this week to Matt it's still four to four in the house, split down the middle.
Next week one from either side will go and then one side will NOW control the game from here on out. Now Natalie tells Sheila & Ryan that she's going after James and Chelsia BIG TIME because she tells them that the deal was for both couples, Matt & Natalie and James & Chelsia are protected in both HOH deals.
Natalie is so angry that James is a "hypocrite". Sheila now tells Natalie in her most enduring words that Natalie keeping James was as stupid as a boss firing an employee and then hiring him again to fuck you over again. This is pretty much all Natalie's fault because had she voted for a returning houseguest then it would have come to a tie and Ryan would have gotten final say... Ohh Blowatalie!
Natalie now says "I don't like mystery boxes" and Sheila tries to make Natalie feel stupid that the whole game is like picking a "mystery box". Natalie's stupid theories are out of control thinking that Big Brother would bring back a houseguest that saw the show and knew everything that was happening. IDIOT.
Ohhh Natalie tells Ryan and Sheila that "the other side" is already planning on putting Ryan and Adam back up. HOPEFULLY she'll tell Adam this later and Adam will tell them that James is saying the same thing about them putting up Adam. Ohhh Adam Versus James is sooo coming up soon in a week or so.
Minutes later Natalie and Ryan talk about Natalie voting to keep Matt and how the votes will be 5 to 1 this week and to not hold it against her. She says she will "make them think" she's working with and how James is an "idiot" and how James was telling her not to "fuck him over again and how they have each other's back". Natalie is talking as if she has HOH and talks about America is watching James and calling him a "hypocrite".
Natalie calling James' out on his bullshit is a coming. Matt is outside still trying to stay through James knowing James is the only person who can help Matt stay. It's pathetic actually. OH GAWD Natalie is talking about how GOD is going to help her win HOH this week because Matt is leaving. Really? I doubt it.
NOW NOW NATALIE wishes she didn't bring James back. REALLY? NOW BITCH?
Over in the couch room Joshuah and James exchange their stories how THEY talked down to Matt just minutes ago. James does Matt's impersonation with a low toned dumbass voice while Joshuah loves telling Matt how he treated him last week.
Day 39, Part 2: Matt continues to talk to James about how he'll do anything to stay in this game. He tells James he'll "fuck" Natalie over to win but remember last week James said the exact same thing about Chelsia last week, about fucking her over to stay in the game. Matt is basically doing the same song and dance James did last week, begging for his life in the house minus the crying part.
James has also told Matt that if he can get the votes to a 3 to 3 that he MAY vote to keep Matt and vote out Ryan, his original target. Matt is under the impression that James has already promised him that if he does get the house to tie that he'll stay but James just said, via Chelsia who was also there, that James would have to think about it. No matter what James is threatened by Matt for reasons unknown and he wants Matt out. Enough said, done deal.
Ohh and Natalie's SUPER STUPID BRILLANT PLAN, that is if she wins HOH, was to just up James and Chelsia on the block but NOW her semen filled brain thinks it would be better for her to put up Adam and Sheila and then backdoor James... but little does she know
Later Natalie tries to get Sharon to turn on James and Sharon's bullshit comments and half assed responses don't seem to tell Natalie that Sharon is down with the "let's fuck James over" plan. Sharon is like "woooow" and "really? that's crazy" as she walks away.
Adam comes in and agrees that it comes down to the HOH comp. Then he walks away and Sharon gets to talking to Natalie as Natalie campaigns to keep Matt in the house. Sharon listens to Natalie's plan that will never happen. Sharon will not turn on James in fears that if Chelsia wins HOH she would go after her.
Later in the boat room Joshuah and Sharon listen to Sheila's BORING BULLSHIT and continue to try to work her to help get Natalie and Ryan out next week. All they care about his her fucking vote and she continues to buy into how "these are my best friends" now.
Joshuah now wants an "update" from Sharon on what's happening with Natalie and Matt. Sheila now thinks it's "sad" that Matt will be in sequestor by "himself" because "italians" do that holiday up big. Sharon laughs about how Matt will "hide eggs'" and let the Personal Assitants hunt for the eggs. Hearing Sheila's UTTER STUPIDITY about the sequestor house is painful to hear.
Now Sheila has told Matt that Natalie will be campaigning for him even though he supposely doesn't want her to. Sheila continues to talk about how she "called" it and how nobody listens to her. Joshuah and Sharon continue to stroke her wrinkled old ass ego because all they care about is her vote this week and possibly need her for a vote next week. Once they are done using her they will throw her out like used tampons.
Sheila now tells Joshuah and Sharon how this season has "far too many twists" this year. NO SHIT! Allison will create a fucking twist to make sure her fucking player is still in the house. Sheila now talks about how "unfair" it was for Alex to not come back and play as a "single". If only they showed the houseguests that it was Alex versus James then James would NEVER have been voted back in. FUCK!
GREAT! Sheila just gave Joshuah and Sharon free ammunition to get her to turn on Ryan. She mentioned that if Ryan "turns" on her next week that will be it between her and Ryan. Now all the SHITHOLE allaince needs to do next week is turn Sheila against Ryan based on rumors and lies. IDIOT BITCH.
Upstairs in the HOH room Chelsia and James talk about how Chelsia is going to use the "blowjobs" to get in Natalie's head before the HOH comp. Now Chelsia and James talk about how Joshuah and Sharon are "riding us" and how "we can ride them". They agree Sharon is a "strong player" over Joshuah and how Joshuah gets "psyched out" over mental comps. Ohhh are we getting a taste of the SHITHOLE alliance turning on each other? YEAH!
"JESUS CHRIST" James is in no way stopping Chelsia from using her BlowJob tatics on Natalie next week. I feel James is letting Chelsia fuck herself over and making herself a bigger target if Natalie wins HOH. History in the Big Brother house is all about the people who are on the bottom suddenly being on top the next week, hence Ryan and James these past 2 weeks.
James now asks Chelsia who she would put up next week. She thinks and then says Natalie and "I don't know". She throws in Adam's name. He asks who stays. They talk about Adam keeping quiet and not showing anything about how good he could possibly be in any comps.
The only way Natalie can get Chelsia to understand that her giving blowjobs on "national TV" is nothing compared what they've all done on this show and in life before this. Remember Natalie came on the show with the ex job title of being a stripper. Having blowjobs thrown in her face isn't going to face her at all. She may even brag about getting 4 blowjobs in the house, maybe soon Matt may even return the favor and finally go down on Natalie!
Also Chelsia is topless in James' HOH bed, wait until after the show for Natalie to throw it in Chelsia's face about James' porn past. Not that there's anything wrong with it but who knows how Chelsia will take it and how her "daddy" will take it and how much she holds her "daddy's" opinion on who she dates and fucks. Chelsia may have something on Natalie now but Natalie sure as hell will have something on Chelsia at the end wrap party.
Downstairs Natalie tells her boys Matt, Adam and Ryan that the "siren" will go off again which it won't. Adam says the only way they can stay off the block is to get HOH.
Posted by guytvblog at March 17, 2008 1:57 AM









