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April 28, 2008
Big Brother 9 | CBS2's Interview Revelations! James Is Bisexual! Joshuah Calls His Houseguests Losers! Jen Says Big Brother Set Her Up With Racist Comment! Blow Jobs! Gay Porn!
In the finale interviews with cbs2.com Allison now reveals she's suddenly "good friends" with Amanda! What? We all thought Allison dropped off the face of the reality planet. Over in Sheila's somewhat boring as fuck interview we see in the background Parker playfully say hello to Natalie who gives him a big hug. Jacob, who was just talking to Natalie, walks over to Sharon, who's standing by herself, and gives her a big hug. No fighting between them at the moment it seems.
Holy shit Sheila's interview is sooo forgetable but the background action seems to be more interesting. Dick, last year's winner, is walking around the backyard now talking to Jacob and Sharon. The one shocking thing we find out from Sheila's interview is why her son wasn't there, he was at that concert, Coachella, having fun with this friends rather than seeing his FUCKING MOTHER after 3 months of being away from her.
I mean yeah he could have seen her everyday on the feeds or through the shows but I don't know, I'm a mama's boy and I would have been there to see her in person to give her a hug, tell her how much I love her and how great she did. Wow... just wow. Fucking didn't even show the fuck up. Tsk Tsk Tsk.
In Parker's interview he "doesn't have anything to say about Sheila" and is apparently angry with her for talking smack about him after he left the game, something about it being personal the way she and others did it. Whatever, the whole game is meant for thick skinned people, not people who give a fuck what others think about them.
Ahh shit, during Amanda's interview she wants to confront and "challenge" Joshuah and Chelsia on who can "raise more money for suicide prevention" charities. I don't expect either of them to take Amanda up on that offer.
Now comes James' interview. Here he says his gay porn past has nothing to do with the game and is aware the houseguests still have no idea about his gay porn past but that he's admitted in the house that he's "bisexual" and had sex with "dudes". He goes on to say he was also aware that once he got on the show that his porn past would come out and how he did not want to bring it up in the house because people would be "homophobic" but I have to disagree. It would make more sense to bring it up in the house to expose homophobia, that is if you REALLY cared about it but really all James cared about was winning the grand prize and it's obvious he was afraid his gay porn past would hinder him from winnning.
Alex now reveals in his interview that he WAS bitter at the "writers and producers of CBS and Big Brother" for "wasting" America's time and his by taking away his chance at going back into the house with that James twist. He is now over it and wants to participate in All Stars 2 if the show is made. He also is happy that Big Brother even gave him the chance to return to the game, something most houseguests don't even get in the year's past.
As for Joshuah Alex says "he is what he is" as the gay interviewer reveals that Joshuah had some not so nice things to say about Alex. He then goes on to say if he was in the jury that he would have voted for Adam and since he watched the live feeds he thinks Ryan is maybe "jealous" about him and not sure why he talked so much smack about him on the live feeds. He also says he wouldn't kiss Joshuah, "nothing against you, I'm not gay but uh..."
Jen's interview reveals that she was surprised by the final jury vote. She also talks about the "racist" comment and how she "used the wrong word" and how Ryan supposely said "he's fine with it". Jen now claims that "you never saw the words come out of my mouth" and how Big Brother put that in there on purpose to create drama. Umm... NO, you said it.
Joshuah finally talks and reveals some good tidbits. He talks about his boyfriend and how he DID NOT tell the producers about him. He says he was "casting" since November, 2 months before he met Chase. Neil is brought up and Joshuah still wonders if he and Neil would have created a relationship with him had he stayed in the house longer. Joshuah also talks about attempting to "clear my scandals" to his boyfriend, his family and his "boss".
Joshuah does NOT apologize for what he's said on the show and how people shouldn't say things in the house to be used against you. Joshuah continues to BELIEVE he can make YOU cry in public if you try to cross him in public. GIVE ME A BREAK. He continues to attack Natalie as "white trash" and what she wears in the show.
Joshuah then says "I don't care about any of these people. All I care about is getting home and getting away from all these losers", that would include Sharon. Joshuah also continues to go on about how he's "handsome" and "attractive". Um.. no you're not.
In Sharon's very bitter interview she says we can "say whatever they want" about her boring game play because it DID get her to final four. Sharon then goes on to say she isn't surprised she made it the final four because she purposely played an "under the radar" game. She knew she was a big deal being first out and then when brought back in she knew her alliance with James, Chelsia and Joshuah that she would definitely be fourth person out and she was, like I predicted myself. She also says when she found out that Jacob was in the house she "almost hit the panic button" to leave the game.
Matt's interview reveals that he has one regret and that was the POV on the week left and how he threw it when he shouldn't have. He also says Natalie wrote him a 6 page letter, front and back, about how she feels about him and how he wishes he had it here to "show it off". He also says Natalie is NOT the girl for him but she will always be a friend to him.
Matt then suggest all the women in the house "hate me" and he turns around to get confirmation from Allison, Amanda, Jen and Natalie that they do. Now the blow jobs are brought up and how Natalie is STILL denying they happened. Matt wants to call her over to confront her but then jokes saying "I didn't even have to kiss the girl" to get her to give him a blow job! He then goes on to compare Natalie giving him blow jobs as to something "in jail" and how "she was just there". WOW.
Next Matt admits that if Natalie ever comes to Boston that he'll "hook up with her". Matt also wanted to be paired up with Jen at the beginning of the game.
Allison Grodner, Big Brother executive producer, talks in her interview about how Big Brother isn't scripted and Allison LIES about how she thought Jen and Allison would have won the game when that's just complete bullshit. Every year this woman is in charge of Big Brother it becomes more and more obvious how the show is fixed and favored for certain players to win and she keeps having to address "rumors" that the show is fixed and continues to claim it isn't... WHEN IT IS. I mean if Natalie, Adam and Ryan can figure it the fuck out from INSIDE the house then it's THAT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS! Shut the hell up about how this is NOT fixed bitch! Love ya though bitch!
Now Allison PROMISES that this summer edition will indeed have another TWIST so for those hating on the Allison Grodner twists, we've got another coming. She also claims "you'll love it". Well it better have something to do with INTRUDERS and NEW people coming into the game at a certain week point messing up all alliances and game plans.
Chelsia gets her interview finally and says about her "romance" with James... "um, yeah. We'll see about that". She takes the Joshuah stance about Natalie saying how she shouldn't "air your dirty laundry on national tv if you don't want me to use it against you". Chelsia rolls her eyes about Natalie's abortions again. Chelsia goes on to say the reason she voted for Adam was because of Ryan's weak answers during the Jury Questioning. Oh Ryan... be a MAN and talk back to the bitch, she loves being treated like shit.
In Ryan's boring ass interview he talks about how he and Jen are good, not getting married just yet and how he will only be friends with "ten percent" of the houseguests and then names Parker as one of the people he DOES NOT want to be friends with outside this game... hmmm... a black guy Ryan doesn't want to be friends with. Interesting.
In Adam's happy interview the winner of Big Brother 9 continues to talk about how James is a "good person" and James walks by offering Adam a smoke but Adam says his mother brought him a carton of smokes already. Awww, a mother helping her child DIE slowly, how sweet! Adam also reveals that in high school he was skinny, had braces and had no friends and now he's the winner of Big Brother 9. What a comeback kid!
In the interview Adam is now FULLY AWARE that he's been fired and that Big Brother showed him using the word "retard" to describe the kids he works for. He even says he works in the business side of things for his foundation and doesn't actually work with the kids.
Oh great, Dick, Big Brother 8 winner, breaks into the interview to talk about how Adam needs subtitles to understand what he's saying. Dick, we have a NEW WINNER, step the fuck back and let Adam have the fucking limelight! STEP THE FUCK BACK, LEAVE US ALL ALONE!
And finally Natalie is interviewed by CBS.com.
Posted by guytvblog at April 28, 2008 12:11 AM
Comments
"In Ryan's boring ass interview he talks about how he and Jen are good, not getting married just yet and how he will only be friends with "ten percent" of the houseguests and then names Parker as one of the people he DOES NOT want to be friends with outside this game... hmmm... a black guy Ryan doesn't want to be friends with. Interesting."
Hilarious
Posted by: dser2005 at April 29, 2008 7:01 PM
