Day 53: Just as midnight rolls past nearly everyone is in bed asleep. Joshuah and Adam are in the kitchen, Joshuah watching Adam eat. Joshuah watches Adam eat some actual food and moans about it because he's on slop and can't eat.

As Adam finishes up he goes to use the restroom. The camera pulls back to reveal an entire line of shoes on the kitchen counter. It seems this is yet ANOTHER prank for Sheila to discover in the morning. Supposely, through Natalie, the James prank crew finds out that Sheila HATES shoes on the counter. Sheila thinks it's disgusting! Oh Sheila.

Minutes later Joshuah and Adam are outside. Joshuah wants to know how Adam is voting and what's his "fate" in the game. Adam plays dumb saying that Natalie will probably put up Sharon and that he won't promise his vote until right before the voting. Remember this whole time Joshuah still thinks he has a new alliance with James, Natalie and Ryan. Joshuah still figures that James and Ryan will vote for Sharon to be evicted creating a tie and then Natalie will send Sharon packing.

Adam isn't suppose to know this plan according to Joshuah's new alliance and Joshuah continues to play the role that he's leaving... well actually Joshuah doesn't know that he REALLY IS LEAVING. That Sharon has turned the house against Joshuah and James. BUH BYE JOSHUAH! Surprise vote coming Wednesday!

After Joshuah and Adam stand outside not talking for an awkward minute or so Ryan comes outside looking so beefy tasty hot wearing just black shorts with his hand down his pants. Joshuah goes inside and Adam is quick to tell Ryan what Joshuah is asking out of Adam.

The plan is still on. VOTE JOSHUAH OUT! Joshuah is now sitting at the kitchen counter watching Adam and Ryan talk outside, their backs to Joshuah. Ryan smiles and laughs about how Joshuah will be leaving with a surprise vote out. Now they go inside and Joshuah is just sitting there still sulking without food and being on the block.

All three now sit at the kitchen counter. Ryan is hating the slop diet. Joshuah tells him to fear Monday when it really starts to effect you. All three are just quiet. Now Joshuah heads off to bed leaving Ryan and Adam to CHIT CHAT.

Now both realize that they need to start memorizing everything in the house, EVERYTHING. They plan to start tomorrow.. "just in case". Adam says "you know James knows that shit". I don't think James does but okay, whatever gets you boys studying.

Later, at around 1:30 in the morning James and Joshuah end up going through with their plan to fuck with Sheila in the middle of the night. James has the pans while Joshuah has the flashlight, they agree to do it next to her face... and then they do.

Apparently Sheila was like "what the fuck" but then went back to bed. Adam woke up saying "what the fuck" while James and Joshuah ran back to the kitchen waiting for the BEAST to emerge from her bedroom. She does not. Both Joshuah and James now grab their swim trunks and change to get in the hot tub.

Now Joshuah talks to James about how STUPID Adam is about his vote and how he's putting "risk" into his vote. It seems Joshuah has bought into Adam's "idiot" facade. Both now talk as if they have say as to who leaves the following week. LOL. Joshuah is now talking about Sheila, Natalie and SHARON are "LOSERS". Joshuah also calls Adam a "piece of shit". LOL. Fuck you DUMBASSUAH, you'll get yours Wednesday.

Now Joshuah seems to think them "idiots" leaving Sharon in the house will "fuck them over". Joshuah now says "I don't mind going" but also really doesn't want to go at the same time. James says "I still hate these fuckers" and how everyone wants to be my "buddy" after this. Joshuah starts talking trash about Sharon and how "drama follows her around" and how she starts it all. Joshuah is saying Adam is "driving me nuts".

James now says that those "three" aka Natalie, Adam and Ryan have the game in the bag. Joshuah says he would give the money to Natalie over Adam or Ryan because he feels she wouldn't waste it away. Now Joshuah thinks the vote will come back 2 to 2 and how it will all fall on Natalie and if she will do the "right" thing. Now James wishes Natalie would just put up Sheila, I FUCKING KNEW he wanted her to go this week.

James now talks about how if he wins HOH what he'll do. James keeps talking like how "we" aka him and Joshuah are still in the game and Sharon is gone. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. James and Joshuah BOTH think Sharon won't go after James because "she's scared of you". HA! Ohhh James now says he won't be "mad" if he doesn't win HOH! Good, think that MALE CUNT!

James is now in "I'll win POV every week" mode. Sorry, it'll end at some point. Inside Sheila gets up and uses the restroom and then returns making a comment about how Dick did it last year and how unoriginal it was. She also notices the shoes on the counter. She gets back into bed but then gets back out to talk to Ryan and Adam about why Joshuah's shoes are on the kitchen counter. They play dumb and say something about inventory and she just brushes it off getting back to bed. Another useless prank gone to shit.

Back outside Joshuah is just DONE with Sharon attacking how she fucking sleeps. He'll grab at anything to make fun of Sharon and apparently her sleeping with her ass on Joshuah is what pisses him off.

Back inside Adam offers Sheila his "man meat" and she passes. Now both take verbal funny stabs at each other about Adam wanting to fuck her and she says she'll keep "one eye open" waiting for more "shit to go down". She says the pots thing was "unoriginal". Adam wants to know what Sheila will do to get back at whoever is fucking with her and she says she will win HOH.

Sheila laughs at Adam talking about coming into the room and "jerking it". She can't stop laughing but tries to go to sleep.

In the late night hours Joshuah and James continue to talk and trash everyone and everything in life, even Joshuah's own parents for attempting to come to the wrap party to make his night "unfun". Joshuah also reveals that his friend is a friend of the show's producer & that's how he got to last season's wrap party, how he stood in line forever to get a picture with Nick... makes me wonder if that's how Josh got onto this new season, with a friend of a friend of the show.

Now James says the show went to a "punk bar" to cast for this season and Joshuah says the went to one of his bars to cast for the gay role and then we get FLAMES. It seems Big Brother was trying to create a cast as usual and not just casting the best of the crop. They wanted roles to fill.

Later James goes to bed and Joshauh is left to clean up the shoe mess in the kitchen. After he's done he pathetically walks up to James' picture on the memory wall and reaches out holding the POV necklace. Camera zooms in on him doing this and then after a few seconds he lets it go back down every so gently. Joshuah turns around toward the camera with this "I'm so fucked" look. YEP, you voted James back in and now you're leaving because of him! FUCKING BRILLANT game move DUMBASSUAH!

Day 53, Part 2: POV ceremony has come and gone. But before it happened Joshuah got into Natalie's easy to persuade ear and got her thinking that getting out Sharon is BACK to being a good idea. POV ceremony happens and it seems James made a comment about Adam throwing HOH's. Sharon goes up as planned and the POV ceremony is over. Oh yes, James is safe, in case you didn't realize it.

Then Natalie talks to Ryan upstairs and starts telling him about the idea of keeping Joshuah and Ryan is NOT down with that. He wants the plan to stay the same and Joshuah to be OUT. He wants Natalie to get back on the path of getting Joshuah out and how keeping Joshuah will help James. The plan is now back on to keeping Sharon again. DEAR GOD PLEASE DON'T LET NATALIE WIN HOH AGAIN, we're all going to get ulcers here.

Now Ryan tells Natalie that he's pissed that Adam has admitted to throwing HOH's in the past and that if he's secretly working with James that if Ryan gets HOH that he'll put him up. They start to believe Adam is secretly working with James.

Downstairs Ryan confronts Adam about the throwing of the HOH's and possibly working with James and Adam denies it and says it's not true, how it's another way James is trying to pit people against each other. They squash it, Ryan believes Adam and now they hate James yet again. Natalie and Sharon are outside when this happens and both are happy now that James' 3,423th attempt to destory the houseguests has failed.

Later in the hot tub Sharon, Joshauh and James talk about what to do in the coming weeks. From this conversation we can see Sharon LYING to James and Joshuah about how the other side of the house isn't saying shit to her and making no deals with her, WHEN THEY ARE, and we see Joshuah and James continue to play it up as if Joshuah is leaving and Sharon is staying, WHICH SHE IS, but both James and Joshuah are under the impression they have a new life in the house.

Then later Sharon and Ryan make a new secret alliance. It seems Ryan has replaced his secret alliance with Joshuah with Sharon now. The only problem I can see for Ryan now is when Joshuah walks out the door that he'll tell everyone "I have a secret alliance with Ryan and Adam" to fuck with the other side of the house just before they go into the HOH comp. The only thing now is will anyone believe Joshuah?

Also in the couch room Joshuah and James talk about how James thinks Sharon is telling the other side information. It seems Natalie came up to James telling him she knows about what Joshuah and Chelsia were planning on doing with the ketchup some nights ago. Joshuah thinks it was Sheila but James thinks it was Sharon. Joshuah starts to think now that Sharon could be telling the other side certain things and James sends his new BITCH out to gather information to see if Sharon really is doing this.

Now Joshuah gets up and walks into the pink room to find Ryan. Ryan continues to fuck with Joshuah about how "if Natalie is still in on the plan then I am" bullshit Joshuah tells Ryan that he talked to Natalie earlier in the sauna room about how he has Ryan's vote and Ryan agrees he still does and how "Natalie is still on board". Joshuah still holds onto belief that this new alliance with him, James, Ryan and Natalie actually works and he stays another week, WHICH IT WON'T.

Later Natalie and Sheila talk game in the HOH room. Natalie keeps talking about Sharon this and Sharon that, basically showing signs of not trusting Sharon but Sheila keeps pushing Natalie into the direction of trusting Sharon. Sheila tries her damnest to get Natalie to realize that Sharon is DONE with her former alliance and that she agreed to go up as pawn against James next week.

Sheila now says that if Joshuah walks out that door that "he will fall apart". Then Sheila tries to get "her family", "your family", "Amanda's family" and "Allison's family" will be "cheering" when Joshuah walks out the door this Wednesday.

Later outside Adam and Ryan talk about Sharon "being 100% on board". Ryan says Sharon has "no problem" putting James up if she wins HOH. Adam is happy to hear that Sharon says she will nominate James and Sheila on the block and how both agree "we have to take that deal" over Joshuah's bullshit deal about not putting up James or them and supposely only putting up the girls. They don't believe Joshuah's stupid deal and he's still out come Wednesday! YEAH!

Day 54: James talks with Natalie in the midnight hours about game. Natalie continues to play the "I don't know what Adam, Ryan and Sheila are doing" and how maybe they are in a new alliance with Sharon leaving both us and James out if it. Natalie tells James that she's "scared" of him and he says "really?" Natalie laughs trying to get it out of James that if he will put her up next week and he won't say as usual and then says how it all depends what Natalie does this week.

She continues to play it up how she wants it to come to a tie this week, WHEN SHE DOESN'T, and then again tries to get James to ADMIT that he is working with Joshuah and James won't admit to it. James plays off his "friendship" with Joshuah as the same kind of friendship he has with Sharon and her.

Then a few questions later he suddenly MAGICALLY starts talking about how his "side of the house" aka his SHITHOLE ALLIANCE control the jury and decide who wins the game. WAIT, BUT you just said you and Joshuah aren't really close or working together. Natalie knows this is bullshit because Sharon is FUCKING DONE with James, Joshuah and Sharon, so James' bullshit theory that his SIDE controls the jury votes is just pointless, meaningless and he'll soon realize that come Wednesday. LOL stupid James.

As the day drags on and morning has come and gone Joshuah tries to make a boring ass Monday interesting. He takes out a plate of food in the kitchen, waits for an "idiot" to come near him and Adam does and then Joshuah starts to cry. His bullshit fake crying seems to work because Adam sorta believes him. Remember Joshuah wants to be an "actor" on some soap opera so he think he can pull this off.

Adam comforts him and then Natalie comes down to eat, Joshuah goes outside and Natalie and Adam get to talking. For a split second, well, maybe less than a split second, both think aobut keeping Joshuah and then it's back to getting him out. Natalie is pissed that James won't make any deals until after the HOH comp. She's all about fucking James over now and making him weaker by getting out his "best friend".

Later Sheila comes in and Adam toys with them that he and Ryan want the house to come to a split vote so Natalie can make the final vote. Both laugh at him and he looks as if he joking, which I think he is, and Natalie jokes back saying that on the live show when Julie Chen announces that it's a tie that Natalie will tell Julie to wait a second and then she'll walk over to Adam and "deck him" in the face! LOL.

Later Adam and Joshuah talk outside and Joshuah is promising the WORLD to Adam. That he'll throw HOH and that if James wins and puts Adam up on the block that he'll promise to vote to keep Adam and God knows what else. Joshuah gets Adam thinking especially after telling him that if Sharon stays that she'll work with James, WHEN SHE WON'T and how Sharon WILL put up Ryan and Adam if she wins HOH, which she might but who really knows.

Adam goes inside to talk to Natalie in the bathroom about how he was told by Joshuah that Sharon WILL go after Ryan and Adam if she wins and Adam AGAIN wavers and wonders if he should keep Joshuah. As they talk Sharon cleans dishes and looks in the mirror to see what they are talking about. Sheila comes over and everyone's laughing, having a good time, Natalie also pushes for Adam NOT to believe anything Joshuah says. How Joshuah is working with James and how they are both against the house. YEAH!

Later Joshuah and Sharon talk in the hot tub Joshuah tells Sharon how he plans to go out "with a bang". He tells her about his epic lie that he wants to tell the house to fuck them up in the next HOH comp. I guess he wants to do this to give James an edge but anyways, Sharon plays along and tells him how everyone will be "fucked" when they hear it. Joshuah even gets encouragment from Sharon about how everyone will think it makes sense because BB would never really give the houseguests an update on Neil when all along Joshuah didn't need one, or something like that.

As the dullest day in the Big Brother 9 house drags on the house finally gets some things to play with. One can only assume that Big Brother has enough footage for the episodes this week and most likely don't plan on having to re-edit everything again.

The houseguests got some kind of clay, playing cards, dominos, paints, etc. Everyone loves it, even James has fun making stuff out of this clay material. It's just something to do. Then Joshuah and Sharon head to bed and both act as if they are going when they are under the impression the other is going to be evicted. Funny stuff their conversation.

Over in the kitchen our BISEXUAL TEDDY BEAR Ryan hears Sheila or someone use the term "fag" and Ryan wants to know what Sheila calls "gay people" and she says "I call them gay" and how she doesn't like to use any other term. Ryan then says "the proper name for them is HOMOSEXUAL". LOL. Oh our BISEXUAL TEDDY BEAR, always ready to learn about the gay culture.

Later Sharon, James and Joshuah are in the couch room, Sharon trying to sleep but with the lights on and the GAB QUEENS Joshuah and James make fun of Natalie, Matt, Sheila, Ryan and Adam as that group, minus Matt, chit chat over in the kitchen area. Everything that is overheard in the couch room from the kitchen, these BITTER GAB QUEENS start ripping into the other side of the house... behind their backs because they are cowards and won't do it to their faces, not yet at least.

Then talk starts around Sheila's period that she had in the shower some days ago and it seems Big Brother gave the houseguests some cleaning products to clean the shower. James jokes that he "blew a load" last night in the shower, WHICH HE DID, and Sharon and Joshuah just don't believe James and BELIEVE he is just joking when in fact HE DID.

Joshuah's anger for Sheila, along with James hate for her, is driving Joshuah up the wall. Could we have another blow up soon? Possibly. Joshuah then says that Sheila is the type of woman that would make you want to slap her and James chimes in how he almost did the night he and her got into it outside a few nights ago. REALLY? Now James tries to backtrack how he doesn't feel like that to all women, just Sheila.

If Sheila's side gets power, shit if Sheila gets HOH, expect Sharon to tell her about James wanting to slap her. That'll be great TV when Sheila confronts James and demand he do it. BE A MAN BITCH!

Now Joshuah talks about how he wants to take a pillow and go over to the kitchen and suffocate someone with it. He then talks about killing himself with the pillow and then talks about wanting a fire to erupt and they all burn to death in it the house. Oh man, wait oh wait until Sharon tells this to the other side. If she's smart, once Joshuah is gone, she'll blame all the vile insults of death on James and James alone!!!

Day 55: As midnight passes Sharon and Joshuah sleep in their bed, James and Sheila cook up slop while Adam and Ryan play chess. Natalie has now come out of the Diary Room and this new day better get interesting because this final 7 is BORING AS HELL.

My only guess is the HOH comp tomorrow will be about the april fool's jokes played on the house and the POV will be endurance where Natalie and James will once again battle it out for last cock sucker standing.

Later Joshuah and James head into the sauna to sweat the anger out. Both agree whoever wins this game deserves it because at this point James just feels defeated. All he wants to do now is just sleep and wake up for comps and then go back to sleep. James also reveals that he's getting some hope that he and Joshuah will stay in the house together after this week but continues to nervous when the other side of the house talks together.

Then James reveals that if he gets HOH he's going to nominate Adam and Natalie. James now talks about "scaring" Sheila into their "final 2" deal, basically James is grasping at straws to get votes. Now Joshuah wants to propose to the guys that if they get out Sharon then it could be four guys versus 2 women in the house.

Minutes later James and Joshuah head outside and James talks about how he can't wait to get Natalie out and how she thinks she's this "POV Princess". James is just next in line in the SHITHOLE alliance to hate the other women in the house. First it was Joshuah, then it was Chelsia and now James. ALL HATE the women in the house.

As Morning comes and goes Sheila and Joshuah get into a fight in the sauna room where Natalie is painting her nails with Sheila. Joshuah is just DONE with Sheila trying to campaign to get him out when he thinks only Sharon should be doing it. Basically he and James can both campaign for him to stay but no one but Sharon can campaign for her to stay. Joshuah is just scared and grasping at straws to stay.

He then threatens her to a degree by telling her that he will "flip you over on your head... IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP". Sheila then calls him out on yet another threat on her and how he can't do that and she gets up to go tell on him in the Diary Room. The look on Joshuah's face pretty much shows that he did just threaten her AGAIN.

After Sheila goes into the Diary Room Joshuah starts talking about how he had every right to do what he did and how he DIDN'T threaten her. Natalie agrees with him as she always agrees with everyone. Ryan comes in and so does Sharon, they both also agree with Joshuah, all they are doing is just trying to get Joshuah's vote once he leaves tomorrow.

Minutes later Joshuah is called into the Diary Room, he comes out and hugs Sheila. They hug again and apologize to each other but then Joshuah still claims to follow her everywhere because he still doesn't trust her.

Later Joshuah packs his suitcase for the FIRST time and tells James "this sucks". Hopefully this will be the only time he has to pack so he can get the FUCK out of that house already! James just watches Joshuah pack. They both can hear a VERY HAPPY Sharon scream for joy in the kitchen area as she plays cards with Adam and Sheila. HA HA HA!

Later, in the hours of sheer boredom, FINALLY Ryan and Adam talk outside about who they are voting for. They are the SWING votes this week and THEY decide together who stays and who goes. They both agree Sharon MUST stay this week and that she WILL put up James while Joshuah won't. They also laugh that if Sharon wins HOH that she'll put up Sheila against James.

Goodbye Joshuha. GAME OVER.

Later James get his HAIR DID by Natalie in the HOH room and she continues to FUCK with James about how if this alliance with her, Ryan, James and Joshuah doesn't go as planned that the "boys" are responisble for Joshuah going home. She's making sure she's not the reason why Joshuah isn't going, when she is.

James again is starting to believe that this new alliance IS going to work when it isn't. Minutes later he heads downstairs to talk to Joshuah in the couch room. He tells him that Natalie told him that everything is still going as planned and if something goes wrong it's Ryan's fault because he didn't let it go to a tie. James REALLY believes that Natalie is down with the plan and not at fault if Joshuah leaves. IDIOT.

Joshuah now tells James how he talked to Sharon about "not cutting any deals" with the other side of the house WHEN SHE HAS. THESE 2 IDIOTS think they are about to fuck with the house by making them keep them when in fact the house is making sure James' best friend is out of the house.

Joshuah gets up to hug James and also tells him they are "not worried about it". James tells Joshuah "you have nothing to worry about" and how Sharon "has nothing to offer them". LOL. This is too fucking funny. Both believe this new alliance is REAL, when it isn't.

Later Sharon goes up to the HOH room where Sheila and Natalie are. Sharon is next to get her HAIR DID and both want to find out what was said by James. Natalie is ready to spill it all to James. AND SHE DOES. Sharon loves to hear how both Joshuah and James are getting "cocky" thinking they are both staying as a team while Sharon is supposed to leave on their account.

Minutes later Ryan comes up and more James bashing occurs and how they will win HOH again and how Joshuah is still leaving. Ryan leaves and Sharon is now talking about how Joshuah and James are idiots for under estimating her.

Later Sheila is in the HOH room talking to Sharon who strokes her hair. Natalie and Sharon talk Sheila up that if James is out of the HOH comp that pretty much everyone will throw it so that Sheila wins HOH to take out James. Sheila says she has the "kiwi's" to take out James.

Later Ryan and Adam smoke and CHIT CHAT outside about tomorrow's HOH. They hope for a double eviction where both Joshuah and James are out back to back. They walk back inside and Natalie follows Sharon up to the HOH room and wants them to also go upstairs to STUDY, STUDY, STUDY.

Minutes later Ryan and Adam talk on the upstairs couch about all the facts the house has been giving during the week. It seems BB has been telling the houseguests how many miles it takes to swim in the lap and other weird bullshit. They study for a few minutes and LAZY FUCK RYAN is done heading back downstairs. He BELIEVE he has it down, whatever "it" is.

Adam stays upstairs studying the bookcase wall. Tomorrow they plan on studying everything else in the house. Over in the couch room Joshuah and James both snore the night away thinking both are staying for another week. Sheila sleeps in her bedroom thanks to Tylenol PM and Chelsia is probably fighting with Matt in the sequestor house.

Now Adam goes into the HOH room to go over mental notes about the counts in the house with Natalie. It's more Natalie quizzing Adam on the numbers of everything in the house. Remember Natalie can't compete this HOH comp and even if it is numbers of anything in the house she's putting all her knowledge in Adam in hopes of winning through him.

Ryan comes into the HOH and finds them studying numbers. LAZY FUCK Ryan doesn't want to be quizzed and tells Natalie that "we'll leave it up to you". SHE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING idiot. Natalie is quizzing Adam and he's getting them all right, just in case the comp is about house numbers and house facts. Ryan tries to play along but fails miserably.

Day 56: Just as midnight passes Natalie is called into the Diary Room and when she comes out she goes back up to her HOH to find Ryan is immeditaely goes into a speed talk about how if the vote comes to a tie that she will KEEP Joshuah!!! Ryan hates this idea and reassures Natalie that the vote will NOT come back as a tie and even if it does that it isn't him, that it was Adam who switched his vote.

Ryan keeps pushing that if the votes come back as a tie to make sure that SHARON STAYS and that JOSHUAH is voted the fuck out. Ryan reminds Natalie to NOT trust Joshuah about how he'll go back on his word and fuck you over. Ryan also tells Natalie that keeping Joshuah "rewards" James. Natalie is getting back on track to make sure Joshuah leaves. FUCKING BIG TIT TWAT! Focus BITCH you can't trust James or Joshuah! YOU CAN'T!

Both also agree to work with each other after this week that if James wins HOH that either Natalie or Ryan wins POV to take the other off with it. Ryan again tells Natalie he's voting to keep Sharon. Ryan keeps getting Natalie to realize that even if the votes come back 2 to 2 that keeping Joshuah rewards James and the "other person" who made the votes come to a tie.

Both laugh how shocked both James and Joshuah will be tomorrow after the live vote. They both head downstairs and everything is fine again. Now we get flames on the feeds, not sure why.

Morning has come and gone and the houseguests get ready for the day. At one point James tells Adam to no longer call him "Jimmy" and then later during the Trivia we get a quick glimpse at the Big Brother employees praticing in the backyard for the HOH comp. Some woman who's obviously on TEAM JAMES says James won the first practice round, Sharon won the 2nd practice round and then another uber bitch in TEAM JAMES said that whoever wins the practice round usually wins the actual live round. BULLSHIT!

I've seen in seasons pass where houseguests talk about how they won the "practice round" but didn't actually win the live round during the eviction show. SO WHATEVER, James is still losing!