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May 9, 2008
Grand Theft Auto IV's Gay Mission? Yep And It's Suppose To Be Funny. And Brucie Makes It Way Hot!
After reading EGM's cover story on Grand Theft Auto IV we gay gamers discover that this all new grand experience now includes a Gay Mission! EGM writes "One standout job, for example, has Niko posing as a homosexual lothario on an online dating site to lure a gay thug to a rendezvous."
Holy Cop Blowjob Batman, there's a Gay Mission in GTA4? Oh fuck yeah. I recently remember finding a double sided dildo to be used as a weapon in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and now with the game's latest sequel we get to play Gay! In case you're wondering the double sided dildo is in the police station in the back shower, I mean where else do you expect to find it in San Andreas? Once you have it know that it only takes 3 whacks to kill someone in the game.
Back to GTA4's Gay Mission. Wait, the actual mission's name is "Out Of The Closet..." and when you have the auto save feature on in your game you are then asked to save over file "Blow Your Cover". Oh GTA, are any of you Gay and working behind the scenes over at Rockstar? And byyyy the way. Brucie, the tough musclehead in the video is just what I need to get Game Wood. I wonder if he was designed after someone at Rockstar Games!
Okay, onto the mission. The game has this crappy dating website you're suppose to access in the game at the internet cafe shops. The site, Love-Meet.net, is where you'll look for "French Tom". After you meet him you're suppose to kill him. Ohhh shit, more gay bashing violence but what are we to expect from this game. Actually the character just happens to be gay and he's killed for his other antics that has nothing to do with him being gay. He's just an idiot who didn't pay people the money he owed them.
But don't you worry, Niko gets his for killing "French Tom". It seems once you kill Tom some of his buds nearby go after you and if you don't kill them or get away they end up killing you.
Posted by guytvblog at May 9, 2008 2:02 AM
