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May 7, 2008
Mr. GuyTVBlog Returns! And I've Got Loads Of Programming To Watch! Let's All Catch The Fuck Up!
Here's what I've seen from my DVR'd shows and what I thought about them, for those who care. I'll throw in pop culture news that I'll just add my opinion to.
Big Brother 9 Wrap Party Orgy . Apparently Natalie and her sister had an orgy with Matt and Adam and Adam's brother, something like that. People are denying it and I could give a shit about BB9's cast members anymore. I did heart Natalie but if this turns out to be true why even waste anymore time on trying to "heart" her. She obviously thinks I'm going to burn in hell for sucking cock while somehow she'll get a ticket to heaven by reading the bible and I can't believe I was so fucking upset on how the houseguests were treating her during the week of her eviction. But fear not, I still will not be reporting on the daily happenings of BB10's cast, just screencapping their muscled bodies and hopefull 12 inch dicks.
Ugly Betty . What a bore of a cameo from the winner of Project Runway's recent diva champ. Bad acting all around with him and Nina Garcia. I'm tired of the whole Henry storyline, give that shit up already and would someone fucking cast Adrian Bellani already to be the new beefcake muscle on the show? He's hispanic and hot, give him a 5 episode story arc already!
Flavor of Love 3 . I fucking knew that skinny shit stained trash, Thing 2, would be back. I just knew it, last week her eviction was unbeWEAVEable and with her returning to make the finale somewhat watchable is all that I need to finally FINALLY get involved in what has been a very disappointing third season. I expected her to win from at least the 2nd or 3rd episode. I actually thought Flava Flav would end this season with a final 3, the two twins and some other skank with him picking the twins to be his "love".
Now that would have been a shocking finale, Flav picking 2 ladies to be his lovers in life. But no he had to go split them up and make things somewhat normal.
Tila Tequila 2 . I've been trying to catch up on the episodes and I believe that's the same house Rock of Love was filmed in, the front looks very reality show familiar. Anyways this season has a few random hotties but the show's lack of design in the house has lost my attention and boner. The episode where Tila took her Las Vegas winners to her "VIP" dance club was just low budgeted pathetic.
I mean it's just a fucking room with a few things and the cast makes it sound like it's this amazing dance club that was built for them when it was probably thrown together in 2 minutes flat. Same goes with the PATHETIC Vegas room. The just put up curtains against the walls and curtains here and there to create yet another lounge. I can't watch this show anymore but I must as I'd love to see Tila pick yet another guy thus creating enemies out of every last lesbian out there in the world. BISEXUAL MY ASS!
The Big Bang Theory . CBS's fun new sitcom about 4 cute-ish nerds living life across the hall of apparently what straight guys think is a "hot piece of ass" is winning over my queer heart. I actually think Sheldon, the resident asshole genius of the show, is adorably cute. I also love the main character played by Johnny Galecki who occasionally teams up with his former Roseanne costar Sara Gilbert.
That girl is sooo fucking funny as a fellow super genius on the show. As for the "hot piece of ass" Penny, who lives across the hall and is the supposed love interest for Johnny Galecki's character, well I see the show setting up a Penny/Sheldon falling in love storyline to further push any hope of Penny every falling in love with Galecki's show character. If the writers haven't gone that predictable angle then what the fuck are they waiting for... or right, the season finale cliffhanger.
Desperate Housewives . Have yet to seen the newest episode...
Simpons/Family Guy . Have yet to seen the newest episodes...
American Idol . I mean who really gives a fuck about this season anyways, well maybe except for the.. no, no one gives a fuck anymore about this cast.
Paradise Hotel 2 . Holy shit end already! It's like watching a car slowly run out of gas as it veers off road. The guy with the most beautiful body on the show was just kicked off and yet the fatty virgin still remains kicking and pouting to the finale that promises weak fights and "returning roommates". Bring on season 3 already and make it live again. This whole taped bullshit is not working for this show. Oh and hearing this cast talk "strategy" is painful as I just can't figure out what the fuck is going on. I just fast forward to the roommate selection ceremonies to see who's leaving and then I'm done with that week's episode.
Samantha Who? . I am still currently falling in love with this show. Bravo to casting. Love everyone in the show and all the one liners. I don't expect this show to last for years but getting it for maybe another year before it's cancelled is all I need to enjoy the half hour comedy sitcom again. This week's episode was just beyond predictable but also very watchable. Catch up on the past few episodes over at ABC.com.
Grand Theft Auto Fucking IV! . The greatest game ever! Loving the soundtrack, the game play and the fun times of going after armored trucks! Expect a few posts on this game in the coming week or so. And I have yet to find the gay male hookers or trannies whoring it up on the streets! Did Rockstar Games yet again not give us gay gamers the chance to have anonymous sex with male whores in the game? Please tell me there's a gay strip club in the game too that I have yet to discover! At least a fellow gay super cute "geek" fills us in on his thoughts on the new game and it's beautiful accessories!
And my favorite GTAIV radio station is Radio Broker. Check out one of the songs from the radio station that is hosted by the every so lovely rocker Juliette Lewis.
Posted by guytvblog at May 7, 2008 12:53 AM
