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July 28, 2008
Big Brother 10 | Let's Look Back At Steven's... Body. Plus Jessie's Butt Ass Naked Photos Come All Over The Internet
A number of my readers are trying to point me in the direction of Jessie's "nude" photos and so I figured I'd post them here as well. I was hoping Jessie's dick would be fat and wide like a beer can but since there has yet to be full frontal shots well then I can only imagine.
As for Steven, we've seen his "grower, not a show er" dick and I'd rather Steven be the bottom and give us all new ass shots for us to get erect over. Love ya Steven, you were a horrible player but on the outside you're nothing but gorgeous!
As for a house update... Keesha still wants Angie out over a highly paranoid Jessie, Angie claims to have wanted to start shit up with Libra, April and Keesha but has yet to do a damn thing, Jerry is mad with alliance power as he feels he finally has a place to belong- oh what's that, are you not aware of the newest version of the house alliance?
Keesha is actually credited for starting this new alliance when she nominated Jessie and Angie. She gathered the floaters, Renny, Jerry and Dan along with her core alliance of four which includes Libra, Ollie and April thus making a strong alliance of seven. This leaves Angie's newest friends, Memphis, Michelle and Jessie as the new "outcasts" of the house. They are the ones to be picked off now instead of the floaters as the old house alliance agreed upon last week.
Jessie is mad with anger about Keesha and the others but tries his best not to do anything to their faces. I said he tries his best whereas Memphis got in a big ol' verbal fight with Jerry. Apparently Jerry is upset that a rumor was started that he touched Angie's leg outside to which Angie said herself wasn't true but Jerry started naming himself a "molestor" based on the touch that never actually happened, saying that is what people are now thinking of him yet he's the only one who actually used the word "molestor" numerous times.
So since Jerry hates Memphis even more now, most of it starting when Memphis didn't do something with his beer one night with Jerry [I know, over a beer? YES, it started over a beer toast] well Jerry went out and called Memphis a "womanizer" which created a larger than life verbal fight that was not on the feeds. You see a banner plane, or some kind of plane, flew over the house right before this big verbal fight that caused the live feeds to be cut off. After what seemed like an hour the feeds returned to everyone talking about the fight.
Soon after Michelle and Jerry got into it about hearsay and Jerry's pathetic attempt at giving Michelle advice on how to play and why she should distance herself from Jessie, who also got into it with Jerry earlier that day. When he and Michelle were arguing in the kitchen a second time she started to raise her voice and her "gang" alliance members came inside to see what was going on. Jerry made it seem like Michelle called them in with her loud voice and Jerry backed down but apparently also said "game on" to the camera as he walked away.
Keesha has also gotten Dan to turn on Angie by telling him how Angie was down with Dan being the original target this week. Dan has created this odd alliance of "trust" with Keesha. Both agree that their "word" outside this house is so fucking important that they will trust each other and others even if they get backstabbed and voted out of the house. DOUCHE BAGS, then why even fucking come in and play?!?! No one wins this game based on kind hearted game play. And bitches don't even think about bringing God into this fucking game of greed.
And that's about it. Libra continues to have a secret battle with Jessie while her, Renny and Jerry are going around the house making sure the "hate" for Jessie, Michelle and Memphis stays on top of everything else. They all make up shit and assume the other 3 are doing things they are not and even elaborate on the three's non verbal actions in the house as something other than what it really is. Libra even fucking thought Jessie, a 22 year old bodybuilder, could read her fucking lips from a distance so she put her back to him so Jessie wouldn't read her lips. SHE FUCKING TURNED AROUND SO HE COULDN'T READ HER LIPS! Idiot.
Fuckin Libra, she's working my last nerve but she makes for good TV so I don't see her leaving anytime soon. Oh yeah, the new eviction show is now on Thursday and this extra day gap could mean an endurance competition is just a few days away.
It makes sense because these houseguests could be put on a very long indoor lockdown so the interns can test out the endurance game overnight so that it will be ready for the live show. This week is absolutely perfect for an endurance competition as everyone watching will be rooting for the underdogs to flip the house yet again with their HOH win. Michelle, being an inshape marathon runner, could pull off an endurance comp with ease thus giving her dying alliance an extra week to live. Viva la Michelle!
Posted by guytvblog at July 28, 2008 12:19 AM
Comments
LOLLLLL ... That's it, lick the entire post ... You are hilarious!
Posted by: DanOD at July 28, 2008 11:16 AM
Where do you get to see Steven's dick? OMG! Point me the way!
And yes, I did lick the screen. Thanks! :)
Posted by: J.P. at July 28, 2008 3:50 PM
