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July 8, 2008
Big Brother 10 | 35 Yr Old Gay Rodeo Cowboy! 22 Yr Old MTV BodyBuilder! And Still NO Lesbians In The Big Brother House!
Oh yeah, it's that time again. Big Brother 10, let's get the fucking games started.
The Houseguests have been picked. They are playing the game RIGHT FUCKING NOW! {We think} The show doesn't premiere until Sunday, July 13th and the live feeds don't start until after the 1st episode airs but right now everyone should have met each other inside the house and they should have started playing for the power of HOH-ish duties as you read this.
Here's a quick rundown of the houseguests. Not pictured is Jerry, the very unnecessary houseguest who is only a young 75 years old. Don't get me started on this fucking idiotic GIMMICK Allison Grodner wanted for this season. Big Brother UK has a blind contestant who apparently can't see a thing, Big Brother Australia has a "little person" who broke her leg during a "big person" challenge and now our Big Brother just has to top them by having the oldest contestant ever to play the game. He's a gimmick only put there to get people to watch.
It sucks too because I'm betting Jerry is going to last for weeks to come. The typical bullshit alliances in the house will use him as a vote to get others out and get the "stronger" people out. He'll just hang around like Sheila did from last season and hang around like George did from the All Stars season. I can only assume he'll break something and have to be taken out of the game aka Survivor style thus being replaced by one of the INTRUDERS waiting in some fancy hotel resort house establishment.
Now onto the other houseguests. The 35 year old cowboy, Steven, lists his favorite activities as "being outside with his dog, Payton, a one-eyed miniature Daschund, watching television and working out". He of course watches Project Runway and is well aware of "manipulating" people in the house to do what he wants done. All I have to say is a big good luck to him with high hopes that he has a body to show off. He's going to be representing ALL Gay Rodeo Cowboys whether he likes it or not and I hope Big Brother chose him for his mind and his body.
Now onto Jessie, the MTV star slash "youngest natural bodybuilder" of our kind houseguest. Yes I said MTV. He's been featured in both MTV's "Next" and "Exposed" dating shows. He's a reality TV whore and I'm sure he's damn proud of that! And he had better last to the final four because I'm going to need something beautiful to screen cap all season long. Now if only Jessie had done gay porn...
Up next is the rest of the houseguests. Libra hearts Obama, Brian was raised by "feisty Italian women", Memphis is a shitty "Mixologist", April has OCD, Ollie thinks we'll all burn in hell except for him, Renny is a 53 year old New Orleans socialite, Michelle is a loud mouth who felt the need to have an objection at her brother's wedding, Dan is the idiot who would have "moved out of the country" if Hiliary Clinton had become President and Keesha considers "Hooters" the resturant chain to be "important". A handful of geniuses.
That's all of them. 13 houseguests. Odd number, right? Well you can expect INTRUDERS to enter the house at a later point in the game. It makes no sense to have only 13 houseguests for the remainder of the season. I can only hope there is a fucking lesbian in the mix of intruders. LESBIAN! LESBIAN! LESBIAN!
Here's what's so funny. I'm thinking that NONE of the original 13 houseguests who started the game will win the grand prize money. I expect an INTRUDER to enter the house, make fast friends and win in the end game over anyone else who's hated for getting to the end will cost them the game. Oh the joy of bitter voter's revenge.
Oh wait, This remix of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" really should be the show's summer theme song. And if a lesbian walks in during some point in the season then by all means this is THE theme song of Big Brother 10!
Ohhh and please please when INTRUDERS enter the house let Amy be one of them... she's the perfect "lesbian" character that Allison Grodner is looking for. And the reason I say character is because season 10 knew they wanted a "gay cowboy" this summer and went looking for one and so they found Steven. So here Big Brother 10 & Allison Grodner, I present to you... Amy. Your season 10 lesbian.
Posted by guytvblog at July 8, 2008 2:32 AM
Comments
When are networks gonna stop with this token Black guy bullshit?
Posted by: richie at July 8, 2008 12:14 PM
