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August 1, 2008

Big Brother 10 | Team Sex Wins HOH! Angelina Jolie Evicted!

Let's catch you up on Big Brother. Angie was evicted by a jealous vote of 8 to 0. Endurance did happen as predicted with everyone falling off the building contraption leaving Michelle and April to battle it out for 2 sides of the house. Michelle, who at first seemed like she was going to kick some ass in this comp, started to quiver and shake thus causing her to make a deal with April who seemed like she was struggling herself but was ready to go 2 more hours at least.

The deal with April that Michelle made was that her and Jessie would not be put up on the block before and after POV. April agreed, she swore on "Boston", April's twin sister's son, while Michelle swore on her "family" that if she won HOH next week she wouldn't go after April. Michelle fell giving April and Libra and Renny and Keesha and Ollie another safe week.

Michelle said something about her wrist being dislocated or loose, her hands turned blue and purple, Michelle was a mess while April stood up on the endurance comp contraption for another minute to prove to everyone and herself that she's a threat, she's an IDIOT, um, yeah stay up there longer to show everyone how tough you are, FUCKING IDIOT.

Hours later midnight comes and April finally gets her HOH room. Everyone eventually floods out leaving Ollie and April to talk game. At first April is all about how she doesn't want to be the person who is going to "break up" Michelle and Jessie because she says if someone tried to break up her and Ollie right before sequestor aka the Jury House that she's be pissed at them for the "Rest of my life".

But then April says that she plans on putting up Jessie as a "pawn" against Memphis to make sure Memphis goes this week. Um.. what about Jerry and Dan?, use the shit out of them for a pawn, you breaking your fucking word can cost you all the money in the world. IDIOT.

April also tells Ollie that if either Jessie or Memphis wins POV and takes themselves off that she will "break my word" and put up Michelle! WHAT THE FUCK? I mean she's allowed to play dirty but wow, you'd think this bitch would give a fuck about jury votes IF she makes it the final 2! Ollie is down for whatever April does but also mentions that Keesha, Renny, Libra are all wanting April to fight their battle against Michelle as they are all weak and can't fight off Michelle on their own. Ollie even goes as far to tell April that having Michelle "on our team" is a good idea.

Later we find out that April wants NOTHING to do with Jerry, the old fart of the house. Jerry, as predicted, started to tell April that he is on her "side" and that "the other people" will start talkign shit about him to her and for her not to believe it. She told Jerry TO HIS FACE in front of Renny that she didn't want to talk game with him tonight. She said it in a bitchy kinda of way which is perfect because if Jerry doesn't go on the block as a pawn he can flip and fuck April over by not sending Memphis home as "ordered".

Another thing happened tonight that is causing shit among the "seven" alliance that includes Renny, Keesha, Ollie, April, Libra, Jerry and Dan. After the HOH comp Memphis went into the suana room with Keesha following him in. April notices this with Libra and says in front of Renny, Keesha's best friend in the house, that Keesha had better not be trying to make a deal with Memphis or "the other side".

Later April tells Ollie about this and says she doesn't give a fuck what she says in front of anyone now that she's in the jury. Um IDIOT BITCH CUNT TWAT, you better, if you want to win the grand prize money. STUPID CUNT.

Downstairs Renny tells Keesha in the 60's bedroom what happened and what April said. Keesha reacts with shock and paranoia saying "FUCK". She tells Renny that she CAN'T let Memphis be voted out this week. There's more "FUCK"'s said after this by Keesha. Keesha feels that once Memphis goes that she will be targeted by April/Libra/Ollie and soon Renny after her. She already sees the pecking order with that tight alliance in the mix of their own.

At first Keesha believes she can get the votes to keep Memphis with hers, Renny's, Michelle's and Jessie's but then they figure that April will put up Memphis against Jessie to prevent that, which is exactly what April is wanting to do. Keesha also now regrets not backdooring Libra last week, the same regret Jessie had last week when he knew he fucked up by not taking out Libra his week as HOH. She knows April & Ollie are stronger with Libra on their side.

This week is going to be crazy. April going against her word and getting it thrown back in her face, she's going to piss of 4 people this week with her going against her "Boston" word meaning Renny, Keesha, Jessie and Michelle thus losing the game if she's in final 2 and they are voting for someone to win. SHE'S AN IDIOT but then again she is doing what's best for her own alliance who's also ready to turn on her next week. It's a hard game to play, that's for fucking sure.

Oh yeah, Dan was selected to be America's Player for one week, he accepted it and I'm sure America voted the super hot Jessie to be the one Dan should push to be put on the block and with April already thinking about putting him up this will give Dan an easy win to get some cash.

Later in the night April tells Renny, Keesha, Libra and Dan that "one of those three" aka Michelle, Memphis or Jessie "are going home". She is now saying she didn't swear that she would NOT put up Jessie when she DID and how she is only putting up Jessie as a pawn but that he WILL go home if Memphis wins POV and uses it on himself.

The ONLY chance Jessie, Memphis and Michelle have this week is for Michelle to play POV, win it, pull off Jessie, force April to put up Jerry, then have Keesha, Renny and possible Dan/Jerry to vote out the "floater". But then here comes America's Player vote and Memphis would probably be voted out as America really doesn't get a vote, executive "fixed" producer Allison Grodner would decide who leaves that week because the house will be split if POV does play out as I said it could.

It's obvious America chose Jessie to be the one for Dan to go after as he pushes for Jessie to be put on the block. April plans on telling Jessie he's the "pawn" whereas Dan suggests April to not tell him so he can blow up on them and most likely be sent home so Dan can win more money when America casts their "vote" for Jessie to leave. This is going to be one crazy fucking week.

Posted by guytvblog at August 1, 2008 3:08 AM