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September 30, 2008
Big Brother Australia | Barney's Latest Shirtless Stunt- I Mean Job
Remember "Barney" from Big Brother Australia? He was part of the last ever season since the show pretty much sucked of that show? Well I sure as hell do. He recently did some nearly naked event for Secbrek, some trendy breakfast for "office professionals". Actually the event happened back in May... I think- ah who cares, look at him. Aussie beef at its finest.
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September 29, 2008
Little Britain USA's Little Dicks, Ugly Betty Has Become My #1 Appointment TV Show! Evil Fashion Queen Kenley's Runway Show! Survivor Marcus' One Sided Love Story!
I still haven't seen Survivor: Gabon. Or The Office. Last night I missed Simpsons, Family Guy, Half of Desperate Housewives premiere, Project Runway, Top Design, The Rachel Zoe Project, HBO's True Blood, Entourage, Little Britain USA, America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race 13, the I Love Money clip show, Saturday Night Live...
The story behind this is my recent job and the amount of hours I'm pulling in. It's good 'cause I have money to pay the bills but I've just been missing all my favorite shows. So with that said I'm just going to move on and just watch them when I can. Some of them I've already spoiled so I can just move to the next episode.
The one show I did watch and that I did make time for was Ugly Betty! But there was no fuckin need to make Betty's high school female bully's life a story that has gone to shit. Some bullies go on to lead successful interesting lives full of unlimited sex and great money making deals. There's no need to give the impression that bullies always pay for their deeds for the rest of their life.
Other than that minor "ugly" show detail I am loving the show's new direction. I love everything, Betty's new love interest, the new job for her, the new apartment, Mode no longer in trouble anymore... this show has become my #1 show to watch. Ugly Betty is my appointment TV show that must be watched no matter what!
As for the other shows, learning that America's Next Top Model's transexual got eliminated along with the "racist" model was predictable as neither had a chance in winning. Isis was a ratings gimmick and I hate to say it but now the show is done with her, tossing her aside. In next week's episode we get to see an entire house JUST COMPLETELY SICK of Marjorie's "insecurities" as I predicted would happen. Even I was sick of them during the first episode. She just has to go because she isn't changing in one episode.
I'm loving that the Evil Queen of Project Runway, Kenley, is the show's wonderfully vibrant retro VILLIAN and is still in the competition. Thank the lords Suede was finally sent fucking packing this past week, he just had to go. I did miss Kenley going AWF on Tim Gunn and missed this rampant hatred towards Kenley for doing just that but she really is the star of the show. I expect her to be in the final 3/4 designers as her being in the finale will increase ratings, I mean who doesn't want want to watch her either win or loose very very hard. All Hail Evil Queen Kenley of Project Runway 5! And do check out her final runway collection, remember this has yet to be aired on Bravo, that is if she even makes it to the finale.
Survivor's Penis: Gabon premiered last week and I'm hearing all this talk of Marcus, the hot doc showing his penis and not by choice. I remember a few seasons back when another hottie was forced to wear his boxer briefs on the show due to his lack of clothing options and it seems Marcus was guilty of the same fashion crisis as well so when a challenge had Marcus running across a field his giant unhard dick came flapping out through the boxer brief's opening slapping around. It's all about winning so who gives a fuck if everyone sees your beautiful dick out and about.
OhlalaMag got the screenshots I'm just tired to take myself. Head on over there to see Marcus' Gabon dick.
And of course Charlie, our Super Gay Survivor, has a crush on Marcus, the doctor. Check out this love story montage featured in the first episode.
I got to watch HBO's True Blood just recently and this is my 2nd favorite show at the moment. This and Ugly Betty are my 2 shows I MUST watch every week. And why the fuck didn't they show the enlarged penis on the show when Little Britain USA showed off tiny fake dicks on their show?
Back to Project Runway's final designers. The only other 2 that I don't mind watching beat Kenley in the finale are Korto & Jarrell. Oh and I'm in love with Leanne's final 2 runway dresses, too beautiful for words. Check them out.
Oh Drunken Snap! The Charm School 2: Rock of Love Girls Super Trailer has hit the web!
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September 27, 2008
Bravo's Workout | JD Jordan's Newest-ish Photos
It's been awhile since checking in on our favorite fitness trainer and all I have to say is... WoW!
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September 26, 2008
Damn It! I Missed Ugly Betty, Survivor: Gabon & The Office
Why you ask? I was getting fucked! And I forgot to set the recordings on my DVR. Whoops! Thank the TV Gods the shows will be available online to watch soon enough. I'll attempt to review them all over the weekend. But until then...
Ohhh I can't wait for Kath and Kim to premiere October 9th! Tears of laughter for both Selma & Molly's performances. The newest fashion darlings of the tube.
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September 25, 2008
GTVB's WorkOut! | September Line Up
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September 24, 2008
Game Wood | Batman: Arkham Asylum
Ohhh, Batman sees his muscled prey. And from the way it looks Batman wants it rough. To see what the new Joker looks like in the Game Wood worthy game then by all means head on over to Gamespot.
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September 23, 2008
Ugly Betty | Something To Chew Over Before The Season Premiere!
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VH1's Daisy Of Mutha F!cking Love! | Rock Of Love 2's Daisy Looks For Muscled Love!
Finally, after months of waiting, Daisy from Rock of Love 2 gets her own dating show, Daisy Of Love. Finally we gay VH1 viewers get another house full of beautiful men ready to fight for Daisy's incredible petite-ish body. Here at GuyTVBlog.com I requested for Daisy to get her own show back when she was rejected by Brett through 2 posts, both featuring men I myself have already selected as possible mates for Daisy's highly sexual interests.
Hey, um VH1 casting department, take a look at my selections and this should give you an idea as to what the cast should look like. Or at least what my erection thinks the cast should look like.
Also, Brett Michaels returns for Rock of Love 3 aka Rock of Love Bus {debuting early 2009} but this time he's taking the ladies on the road with him as the entire show moves across the country. I don't see how this new format is going to keep the secret as to who's final 2 or who's eliminated in what order.
But who cares about Brett, back to Daisy. Wait, don't forget that on October 12th Rock of Love: Charm School also starts. I don't care how many spin offs have come from Flavor of Love, each and every show since then has become a favorite of mine. These shows are what reality TV is to me, trashy good fun. Simple as that.
Thanks "Royal" for the heads on Perez reporting this!
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September 22, 2008
Super Cute | Dallas Cowboy's Miles Austin!
It's the eyes man... it's the eyes!
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September 21, 2008
Big Brother 10 | Wrap Party Random Pictures!
Just some random pics found on Jokers taken at the Big Brother 10 wrap party. It's nice to see Nick & Jen still in love. Here's hoping they both are part of All Stars 2.... WITH DANIELE! Bum Bum Bahhhhh!
Pictured from top to bottom: Nick & Jen making out on the confessional chair, BB9's Male Whore Matty with Daniele & BB9's Winner Adam's horny brother, Daniele with a sexy bicep buldging BB6/7's James, Nick & Jen with BB8's male model-ish houseguest Mike, Sexy as fuck James with the ever so beautiful BB10's Angie... I sense another Big Brother relationship coming, BB10's Memphis looking for the first time very handsome, Muscled bicep Nick with his girlfriend Jenn and Muscled bicep Mike, last 2 pics feature the cast with Allison Grodner on stage getting ready for the announcement that she will be returning to helm another season of Big Brother.
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September 20, 2008
Ahhhhhhhhh F!ck. Allison Grodner Returns As Does Big Brother 11 Next Summer!
She reveals this at the Big Brother 10 wrap party. Well like I stated before I will return despite my own personal disgust with Allison Grodner and her repeatable seasons. So yes, it's true, I just can't say no to Big Brother, no matter who's running it. I mean only Allison "FIXED" Grodner can only bring us moments like the Awkward birthday party as seen in season 10.
We'll do this all over again next summer with hopes that the new cast will be something me and my erection are more attracted to. You know I actually had more fun during Season 9 watching and experiencing the usual highs and lows of a classic Big Brother season than watching this year's highly predictable season. I hated this season. Loved Libra though. She should have been in the final 2 with Dan.
I also still want a restart in how this game is played. Allison Grodner, since we're FORCED to be under your fucked up control again just do something different next season. That's all most fans want. A new fresh RESTART. Remake the fucking series so by the time All Stars 2 comes around these players will have even more trouble playing the game they think they know how to play.
And for God Sakes is it too much to ask for a GAY CASTMEMBER who will actually play the fucking game. Steven was a huge disappointment game player wise and I want a GAY cast member who will fuck a house up to the very end! GET IT RIGHT! Ohhh maybe next year we'll have a gay and lesbian team up that will flip the house upside down with their power moves. Just maybe.
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September 19, 2008
Terrell Owens | His Super Flawless Dallas Cowboys TV Ready Body
Dallas Morning News | The Story & The Video
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September 18, 2008
Remember Queer Eye's Jai Rodriguez? He's Gained A Whole New Look Over The Summer
I haven't seen much of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Jai recently but his MySpace profile features his newest body he's been working on over the course of the summer. He even has a new tat on his arm. Whatever's gotten into Jai is doing him good!
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September 17, 2008
Big Brother 10 | It's Finally Over. Good. Now Fire Allison Grodner, Restart The Show CBS! Bunky Interviews Houseguests. Dan Believes We CHOOSE To Be Gay
That's about it. Fire Allison Grodner. Hit the Restart button on Big Brother. New Producer. New format. New Rules. New Power. New Twists. New Casting Agency. New Direction. New Voting System. But Leave America's Vote OUT OF IT!
Just please please please Restart Big Brother the series. Please.
And now what will hopefully be the final interviews of Allison Grodner's produced casts... Interesting enough we find out Libra voted for Brian to be the first HOH and once inside the house she figured out quick that he was one that she was most threatened by. April reveals she never auditioned for Big Brother but more so Survivor. She says she got the Big Brother spot 11 days before the show started. WHAT?
Bunky, who's doing the interviews, either admits to being on "medication for Depression" or was just saying it to attempt to relate to April possibly being on "medication" for her OCD. WHAT? Michelle so fucking wants to be part of All Stars 2- she even made a pathetic attempt to get us to "vote" for her into the house. Michelle's favorite fucking word during her Bunky interview is UMMMM. LOL
Dan's interview STILL FUCKING BELIEVES that we gay men and women CHOOSE to be gay. Bunky jokes with him to then "choose" to be gay to which Dan laughs it off because if he "chooses" to be gay he'll burn in hell with the rest of us. Dan tells us that he will NOT give any money to charity but that he wants to set up a "scholarship fund" for "either" Big Brother alumni or his students. Um... WHAT? Oh these people get funnier every second that passes.
Self Righteous Prick Brian claims credit for Dan's win because the night before he was evicted he supposely told Dan how to look at certain people in this game and with Dan coming out of the house apparently telling Brian that he "listened" to what Brian said before he was evicted... well now Brian's masterful game play won whereas he didn't. Brian, you still suck cause if you were THAT good you would have been in the final 2 and Renny would have gone home. IDIOT.
Oh shit, Brian is still going on about how Michelle "tried to get Dan fired" about some of the comments she made about him. GIVE ME A BREAK, Dan decided to go on a show where dirty players, including himself, thrive off of talking shit about each other. It's Dan's own fault he put himself in that reality show situation. Self Righteous Prick Brian continues to think he is the only person who looked at this game from a non immature level, really Brian? He relates to Bunky about being upset with Ollie using "faggot" in the house. Yes it was uncalled for but let's not get a case of selective fucking memory here.
Calling people out on selective acts when EVERYONE was pretty much guilty of the same things... go fuck yourself shithole Brian, you'll always be first voted out of season 10. IDIOT. Oh and I still remember Steven being upset with Libra and referring to her as "the colored girl". This is 2008, I don't buy Steven's bullshit excuse of being uneducated. Selective acts of remembering Brian? Yep!
Ollie tells Bunky that he doesn't "regret" anything in the house that he's "said or done". Bunky then takes the moment to bring up Ollie's "faggot" comment and Ollie feels the need to fucking explain himself. Ollie sort of apologizes to the people he offended. And then Bunky drops the N word in an example to Ollie about the word being used against him that gets no reaction from Ollie. Bunky, I don't agree with you even using that word as an example.
And what pisses me off about Bunky's interview with Dan and his interview with Ollie is that Bunky loved doing his best at calling out Ollie for using "faggot" in the house yet didn't tell Dan to basically learn that we "gays" don't CHOOSE TO BE FUCKING GAY. It's not a choice and for Dan to learn that. That there are some things Dan and his religion are completely wrong about. Oh Bunky... tsk tsk tsk.
Bunky tries to get it out of Jessie in his interview that he started weight lifting because of "low self esteem" but Jessie talks about how great his life has been and that he only picked up weight lifting because he viewed it as a "healthy habit". Jessie talks about his "gay" photos and how he doesn't wish he never took them. He says the photos were for a "test shoot" and that they never saw the light of day and that he pretty much knows who released them.
Now comes the Steven interview. Steven continues to believe he doesn't view himself as "anything special" yet "flattering" on how people's reaction to him being on the show. Bunky again tells Steven he's the "most masculine" houseguest ever on the show. Steven says the "gay community" is happy on how Steven "represented" them beautifully. Well it's easy to say that since Steven didn't play well enough to last longer in the game that had he continued he could have given us much more "colored girl" moments.
Here I go rolling my eyes as Bunky tries pathetically to get the idea of him and Steven doing the Amazing Race. Ohhh Steven is coming to Dallas, TX for a Humans Rights Campaign thing. Steven does reveal that he should have played more to last longer in the game due to his friendships with Angie, Brian. Steven is also still waiting for someone in the entertainment industry to offer him something to do. He also continues to pathetically try to own "suck it bitches" in his closing statement. I expect this will land him a cameo on Kathy Griffin's next season of her reality show.
Angie's exit interview was boring as expected. In the background we could see a very hands/arm expressive Steven talking with Jessie about God knows what. She also says she lives in Orlando Flordia and if anyone else asks her about "visiting Disney..." that she will playfully punch them or do something. The Micoofy.com side of me was only thinking of one thing... BITCH. I still hope she returns for All Stars 2. Hopefully without Brian or Steven in the house she can have a fucking chance at going further.
Keesha talks about going to work back to Hooters, how she still loves Dan and Memphis no matter what she sees on the tapes when she gets home and how she is happy how far she got in the game.
Memphis, Renny, Jerry... I've lost interest in their predictable comments.
If you have more time to waste on Big Brother 10 then head on over to CBS.com for Housecall's Gretchen interviews. I'm sure they'll all be kiss ass interviews anyways.
Okay, I had to watch Libra's interview with Gretchen and here she reveals that her and April will not be talking with each other outside the house, predictable but here's the funny moment. A giant check a man his holding for either Memphis or Dan passes by behind them and Libra takes a moment to watch her dream of winning money this season walk by her yet again. She also mentions how she will be going to Disneyland! The Micoofy.com inside me thinks... LOVE HER!
Okay, I also watched Jessie's interview with Gretchen. Let's remember Gretchen hated Jessie on this season and couldn't stand him during the Housecalls interview. Here she reveals that his episode of Housecalls was the "Most Watched Housecalls" but she didnt' specify if it was for just this season or since Housecalls has been on the web.
Jessie reveals he's in "talks" about being the face of Natural Body Builder organization he works with. Wow. He says "they came to me, it was their idea". Jessie also reveals had he been in the jury that he would have voted for Memphis and had Keesha been in the final 2 with Renny that Jessie would have voted for Renny. Her interview with Jessie was very short, you know, since she can't stand his muscled beautiful body.
WHOA WHOA WHOA! Hold up! Memphis REVEALS to Gretchen that during the jury questioning segment that Big Brother had Dan & Memphis go through what they thought was one round of questioning but then Big Brother told Dan & Memphis that they were going to let the Jury have ANOTHER ROUND at the final 2 with all new set of questions. WHOA!
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September 16, 2008
Super Gorgeous | 2&1/2 Men's Guest Star Michael Lowry!
All I know is he is a super gorgeous 40 years old, once dated ABC's Pushing Daises super starlet Kristin Chenoweth, and that all he does is guest star on various programs. I mean he did have some succesful-ish years on daytime soap operas but has since then gone back to guest starring on shows. I'm betting this serious side of him tonight will hopefully catch some suit's attention that he can do drama well, highly sexualy well.
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September 15, 2008
HBO's TrueBlood | Jason "Brad Pitt" Stackhouse, The Sex Pot Vampire Hater! Also Rosie O'Donnell Guest Stars in Little Britain, USA
My newest TV edition is HBO's TrueBlood. I haven't had a show in the past year that has grabbed me and my nuts so fucking hard as HBO's TrueBlood has. The dialogue is brillant, the setting is wickedly sexy, the casting is flawless, the story is highly interesting, I just can't get enough of this show. Only 2 episodes in and I can't stop rewatching both episodes.
The show has exactly what I want in a show. A homosexual character, Lafayette Reynolds, who's half flamboyant and half masculine while witty at the same time. A strong female lead, Sookie Stackhouse, with a bubbly personality on life. Supporting characters with addicting accents. A male vampire, Bill Compton, who's ruggedly country handsome. And on top of all this the show features a character, Jason Stackhouse, who's shirtless half the time, literally fucking anything with a pair of tits while all the time resembling the idea of country redneck sexuality that only Brad Pitt once gave us in his erection winning performance in the film Themla & Louise.
The actor who I see as a rebirth of Brad Pitt's country redneck sexuality is Ryan Kwanten, he's the one that plays Jason Stackhouse in the series. Jason is the brother to Sookie, the show's main female lead. If he looks familiar to you then you may remember him from a he cancelled Summerland TV series and Aussie will remember him from Home And Away, an Australia TV series. He's also starred in a horror film about puppets, Dead Silence. He is a native of Australia and there he is considered a "sex symbol" while here in the U.S. he's almost forgotten in the mix of the Brad Pitt's and Mario Lopez's.
Here's some more interesting info on Ryan that should give you insight as to why his body is so TV impressive. HBO writes "Ryan qualified for the world Biathlon in Sweden in 2006 and Italy 2007 after winning the LA Biathlon series two years running. He is a qualified yoga instructor and spends his free time bike riding, surfing and completing triathlons." Wow! No wonder his body is fucking TV gorgeous. Wow! Where's Ryan's yoga workout video?!?! I think we need one!
Now according to the HBO website we are to expect in upcoming episodes a funeral where nearly everyone is in attendance except Sookie & Jason's grandmother, characters attending a Vampire drinking bar, a flashback to the war where our lead Vampire was in and an investigation by a detective that suspects our lead vampire has attempted to cover up a murder of 2 vampire killers. I love this show!
Oh and you want to "date" a Vampire then head on over to LoveBitten.net.
HBO's TrueBlood . official website
Holy shit this new show, Little Britain USA, is too fucking funny. Check out an extended preview. Rosie's part kicks in at the 5 minute 20 second mark.
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September 14, 2008
SNL | Michael Phelps' Saturday Night Live Moments
The overall show was a bore. Not even his hot body could save the laughs that this season premiere so badly needed. Okay... I did laugh at the opening Clinton/Palin skit and the Phelps Mother opener skit, gave the Jasper Family skit a few chuckles but I think that was it. Where the fuck was the over excited surprise party lady? She made me laugh so hard last season that her skit left me in tears. Bring her character the fuck back already SNL! And why the fuck wasn't "Swim Cop" a skit last night, anything to see Phelp's swimmer's body in HD is not asking for much SN-FUCKING-L!
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September 13, 2008
CNN | The Gorgeous Rob Marciano Reports On Ike
And would you like to see a Weather.com reported literally knocked off his ass by Ike? Then by all means stop wasting time and head on over to Weather.com!
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CNN | Anderson Cooper Takes On Hurricane Ike
I'm in Dallas, I will get some storms, possible blackout, some flooding but nothing like what Houston or Galveston will/is getting at the moment. Don't fuck us too hard Ike.
Whoa! This just in via CNN and Larry King, Obama has cancelled his SNL appearance later tonight due to the Hurricane.
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September 12, 2008
They Say I Look Like... Jake Gyllenhaal!
[This is not an image of Mr. GuyTVBlog. This is a random image of an individual who looks like someone as seen on TV.]
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September 11, 2008
America's Next Project Top Island | What I Thought
America's Next Top Model | The lovable huggable Marjorie is going to get highly annoying very quick as her personality is not likely to change. She's always going to be insecure, fragile, unsure of herself, it gets boring super thin fast. Go home already Marjorie.
Isis. What is there to say about her. She's got a dick between her legs and she knows how to work the camera. I'm not rooting for her by the way, just because she's a transgender model and I'm gay doesn't mean I just must absolutely root for her. She needs to exit along with Marjorie because I just don't see either of them winning the grand prize.
Every episode of ANTM is edited brillantly. I never get bored with each episode and I love the tips from the experts, they all make this modeling gig so fucking easy.
Now comes the subject of Hannah, the 18 year old needs to learn more acceptance small town girl Hannah. From the first episode Clark is attempting to be the MEGA THIN BITCH of the season but Hannah is got her beat so far. When Hannah pushed Isis in the hot tub to get away from her, well that just was really uncalled for. I understand there's a penis tucked away in the hot tub but it has no interest in you small town girl. It's only after your small town boyfriends.
OH MY GOD, Hannah explodes in tears when most of the "ethnic" girls confront her about her "white girl" comments and she doesn't like being called or labeled a "racist" or someone who's "prejudice" yet her actions speak otherwise. Yes he's young and still got loads of Real World education to come but she really needs to see herself through other people's eyes and learn how she's coming off to others. Hannah, time to grow the fuck up already. There are kids out there learning a hell of alot quicker than you so your age is no excuse.
And it's about time Nikeysha was sent home. You could tell Tyra hates the living shit out of this girl. Tyra has apparently been there, done that and anything Nikeysha has to say is just bullshit according to Tyra who apparently knows what Nikeysha is saying even though Nikeysha didn't really say what Tyra is implying Nikeysha supposely did say. Yes I know it's confusing and I wish Nikeysha would have just snapped at Tyra to stop fucking putting words in my mouth and to fucking let me be as a person, unique, INDIVIDUAL and skinner than your fat ass.
Well I guess both Nikeysha and Tyra are both guilty of the same thing if you really think about it. It was pretty damn funny to see the show try to fade out with Nikeysha still talking over the model fade out end shot thing. Next week are the FUCKING HOT MAKEOVERS!
RW/RR Challenge: The Island | Oohhh HOT DAMN another challenge and the guys are almost shirtless for the entire damn show! Now if only TJ Lavin, the show's host, was shirtless with them well then we'd have our very own Emmy award winning MTV show!
Now comes the new game. No Teams. No Challenges. The Beach is their home for the entire season. $300,000 dollars is on another island where only 4 people will win. 2 boats will be made throughout the season to get to the money island and only 8 people, 2 boats, will get a chance to go to that island. WOW.
The season also had a "duel" type elimination challenge where THREE people have to go at it head to head where only 1 winner will come out of it. The other 2 are left to go to a tribal council type set up where the other contestants are forced to have a PUBLIC vote on who they want to leave the island. When you win this "duel" you get a key to that treasure chest. When you survive the public vote you also get a key. As the game progresses the only way to stay is to get a key either through winning a "duel", winning the public vote or... taking it from someone who you eliminate that has a key. It's going to be a crazy must watch season.
The show screams CBS' Survivor and it takes the idea of being stranded on the island to a whole new exciting level. Expect a full page review Friday of the episode along with screen caps. If you want to know a woman is eliminated first.
Top Design | After 2 episodes this season officially sucks. I have tried to get into the cast but the richness of color that I love in my reality shows just isn't there for a show that's all about "design". I mean I feel like I'm watching Top Design behind some ugly yellow filter on the camera, I feel retirement old watching Top Design.
The only good thing about the show is Preston's body and we only got one shirtless shot that wasn't really worth the time to screen cap. I was so into the first season of Top Design but this 2nd season just sucks. It's funny because I hated Shear Genius' first season but LOVE the 2nd season. Go fucking figure.
Project Runway | Let's just thank the Fashion GODS that Kenley is still in the competition. The show really is giving her a bad "wrap" with her out of control happy go lucky ego edits but we Kenley fans just have to admit she is a bit cocky and all good fashion designers should be allowed to stroke their own beautifully crafty egos.
I was in Fabric HEAVEN when Keith made a return along with the othe eliminated fashion designers for a ratings gimmic challenge. When I saw everyone return I immediately thought of Project Runway Australia, the first season that is airing right now, did almost nearly the exact thing but their challenge involved the return of one of the eliminated designers whereas ours, well no one fucking came back. DAMN IT.
We also got a shirtless moment from Short shorts wearing SEX POT Wesley yet the show did not highlight the new found romance Wesley and Daniel had created once they were eliminated some weeks ago. Suede should have fucking gone home but I was more than happy to watch that ULTRA talented BITCH Terri finally get her high heel walking papers. GET OUT BITCH! Don't you treat Keith like shit and think you can get away with it! HA!
If you haven't guessed it by now my 2 favorite personalites on this season of Project Runway are Keith & Kenley. Double K for the win! Well at least one of them anyway. Overtanned Blayne finally got pushed out of the show as well, it's about time. As for the show's villian this year, I see Joe as being the one who's attempting to fill the role but I just don't see a huge villian this time around. Joe is just angry slash bitter that there are other competitors left in the competition. He's just plain weird and I can't wait for his elimination, that is if he ever has one.
If anyone one of these Project Runway starlets deserve their own spin off shows it's Stella! I could watch her all day and night over that old faced looking hag Rachel Zoe. Stella for her own show!
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September 10, 2008
RW/RR Challenge: The Island | Debuts Tonight!
MTV has created yet another dailies website, ChallengeDailies.com, and I WAS going to post some of the videos here but for some reason the "autoplay" is turned on and when I uploaded a few of them they all played at once, no option to play when you want them to play. Just weird shit MTV, just plain video weird of you to create videos that we can embedd in our blogs yet give us no control on when we can play them. Just fucking weird.
So over on the dailies we learn that Dan's nuts hang too low that he can't wear certain types of undewear. He even goes on to say that one nut hangs lower than the other. YUM!
Don't forget, an all new challenge airing tonight! Yay!
Update: I just saw an extended 2nd TV Trailer on MTV last night during the Next show marathon. In that 2nd trailer we find out more about what is to come.
The show's hot hot hot host tells us that on the "island" is a treasure chest that holds $300,000 dollars in "gold". The chest needs "four people and four keys in order for it to be opened". Interesting.
Now comes the fights. RW Sydney's Kelly Anne wants to "kick" Johanna's ass and send her home. Johanna also hates the shit out of Kelly Anne so we can most likely expect a duel of some sort involving these 2 in the show.
RR Viewers Revenge's Dan tells RW Sydney's Dunbar that all 5 "rookies" needs to stick together and go after the veterns who are continuing the boring trend of going after the newbies, sending them home first. BUT Dan is has issues with drinking and gets drunk for 2 straight days causing people to be very angry with him, including his "rookie" castmates. So much for that plan when Dan can't stop fucking drinking.
We have RW San Diego's Robin back yet again for her 7th attempt at trying to win one of these things. I'm sure she'll loose yet again. There's also a new "duel" or challenge that has THREE people holding onto a ring and everyone fighting to be the last person holding the giant wooden ring. Johnny & and I think Dan are part of this "duel" and are the 2 left to fight it out.
Dan and RW Hollywood's Dave get into a one sided verbal fight when Dave tells Dan that he's a "weak" player, most likely due to his non stop drinking issues once arriving on the island.
Douche Bag Challenge Fame Whore Kenny is back yet again and this season he fucks the shit out of Johanna. RR Campus Crawl's Rachel is also back and she's got the pussy hots for RW Denver's Jenn and they make out and shit. RW Key West's Johnny is apparently after that MAN LESBIAN Ev and wants her out of the game.
Robin and Johanna go at it as well with everyone watching their public nightly spat. Who else... Well they all hate each other and Abram's body is all fucked up in one shot, looks like bug bites or wounds from a challenge. NASTY. There's also this "fight" that is shown in the trailer where someone is thrown against the camera man's camera but all it really is Johnny and Ryan get in a wedgie wrestling match, no "fight" that leads to anyone getting kicked off. STOP trying to trick us MTV!
It's going to be a good season from looks of the 2nd trailer, sorry I didn't have the time to record it and shit. I only wish RR Australia's Susie was back to suffer and get treated like shit on this challenge, I still hate her with a TV viewer's passion from the shit she did on the last challenge she was on. BITCH.
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September 9, 2008
Big Brother 10 | Keesha FINALLY Gets Her Ass Evicted Tonight & She KNOWS IT!
All I can say is Keesha, that's what you get for playing with the boys in the end, cause boys always want each other in the end. GO HOME KEESHA!
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Big Brother 10 | Jessie's Next eBay Item! Where's The Blue Shorts? The Cargo Shorts? Those White Boxer Briefs? Plus Former Houseguests Throw Vegas Party & BB9's Jen & Ryan Break The Fuck Up!
At least this one isn't another "piece of Television History" like him and that other Cowboy have been claiming for the past few auctions. Jessie better get these 3 items on eBay for his "buyers" who are willing to spend a good size amount of money for them, his Big Brother fame is about to end starting next week! Big Brother 10 tragically ends Tuesday with Dan most likely being in the final 2 but with who?
At least Jessie has a spot in the All Stars 2 season, he'll come back either more mature and even more ripped or he'll return with more JENIUS moves that will land him on the block nearly every week while being in the All Star house. I wonder what Cowboy 2 is selling or has been up to. Who's "Cowboy 2" you ask? Remember Cowboy from season 5? He was that guy who made it to the final 2 because everyone dragged him there. Well Steven from this past season is now known as Cowboy 2 here, just because.
So anyways, over at Cowboy 2's MySpace page there's news of former and season 10 cast members, at least the "cool ones", who will be attending a Big Brother Vegas Party on September 20th. And who else but Fame Whore Evil Dick is part of this party, getting "special thanks" by the people who are actually in charge of throwing it. There are tickets still available but it seems not many because the event host explains that this whole Vegas party is an "exclusive small event" aka very tiny.
But don't worry, the proceeds go to some charity... but for some reason I couldn't find the name of the "charity" that the proceeds are going to on their official site, but then again I didn't really look all that hard for it. For more info head here.
Back to Cowboy 2, he's newest eBay item is for another cap/hat he wore on the show. OH MY GOD, get ready to laugh again 'cause the posting writes "If you would like a piece of TV history then bid on this item." Um.. yeah okay, "piece of TV history".
O.M.G., Cowboy 2 is still claiming all this money he's collecting is for his "truck" that he still hasn't gotten and he makes it sound like this truck he wants comes with a MASSIVE down payment he seems to have not yet collected the right amount of money for. But if you want to help Cowboy 2 with his "desperate" attempt at getting more money out of his fans then by all means head on over to his auction and pay up. Remember, it's for a "truck".
Now onto Jen and Ryan's dramatic break up! Jen writes in her MySpace blog what happened between her and Ryan and let's just say America's STD Male Whore Matty was involved.
"Rumor....Ryan and I broke up....FACT! Yes, its true, Ryan and I are no longer together. Long story short....ever since he got back from the Big Brother 9 house things have been a little different. Some may say that reality TV changed us, but in actuality, it changed him. Everyone expected me to come back soaking up my 15 minutes of fame and instead, Ryan is soaking it up! He loves to be recognized! Especially when he is with Matty! Which brings me to Matty.....Ryan went to visit Matt in Boston and was supposed to stay for 3 days. I thought I could trust him. I mean after all, I trusted him in the Big Brother house for 3 months and he was an angel...how could I not? Well, there was one day/night that I repeatedly tried to call/text him telling him that I missed him and that I was thinking about him and couldn't wait to see him. After no response via text or call back I became a female and began psycho dialing him! After all he was with Matty..."America's Player" also known as well, lets not go there. Matty needs his own blog because I could go on about him for days, but its not my place. So after psycho dialing Ryan he decided to not only NOT answer, but turn his phone off instead! Not Ryan....at all, which made me very suspicious. Ryan then called me the next morning and the first thing I said to him was that he had a lot of explaining to do and all he said to me was, "Babe, I am sorry but I am not coming home today." "I am going to Newport Harbor with the guys and I don't know when I will be home!" The rest of this story is history. He ended up coming home 3 days later than expected and things just weren't the same. I, to this day, still have no idea what went on in Boston. About a week later I went online to pay our cell phone bill and had an intuition. As you all know, when girls have intuitions, they are genearlly right! So I browsed his call log and much to my surprise, I found a particular number that kept coming up in his phone repeatedly....a 774 number. I picked up his phone and dialed the number and it came up as KEVIN 187's work number. Kevin is one of Matty's friends in Boston. I wondered why Ryan would be calling Kevin at WORK at these crazy hours so I called Kevin's work number. Surprise surprise.....it was Christine, some 19 year-old girl that Ryan hooked up with in Boston. Yes, Ryan admitted it. He cheated and I can almost guarantee that she wasn't the only one that he cheated on me with. Of course Ryan is to blame, but I blame Matty also. I talked to Matty several times while Ryan was out there and Matty continued to assure me that I had a great boyfriend who loves me so much and that I had nothing to worry about...Ha ha ha ha....lies lies lies! Some friend Matty is/was to me. Once we broke up and I moved out I heard a bunch more rumors. Are they true? I might never know.
Rumor....Did Ryan have a threesome with Matty and another girl... FACT/FICTION?! I really don't know. Ryan doesn't deny or confirm it, but his friends from home say its true. Is Ryan making it up or did it really happen? Again, I have no idea. I really want to believe it isn't true because the Ryan I know and love(d) would never do soemthing like that....what guy would....WITH ANOTHER GUY?! Honestly, I don't even think I want to know."
Wow! Big Brother Drama! This is better than what's happening in the season 10 house! Jen is heading to the Big Brother 10 wrap party with Parker, looks like Chelsia will be there too and her and Jen will be getting horrid matching tats. How gross. Oh and you Dumb Skank, what's wrong with Ryan and Matty fucking each other? Nothing wrong with 2 men lovin' each other, even if there's another lady present.
You know I always got a Bisexual vibe from Ryan... and Matty is pretty hot for an STD Male Fame Whore... Oh Ryan and Matty kissing just gave me a woody! Check out this past Big Brother post that shows Ryan's wondering eye to Matt's amazing body while in the Big Brother house. These screenshots reveal all!
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September 8, 2008
VMA's 2008 | Pink & Christina Kick Performance Ass While Britney Spears Wins 3 VMA's For A Shitty Video
I mean it's good to see Britney put together, no longer a walking mess but really, I mean really, her most recent shitty video won the top VMA prize? Then again these awards really do mean nothing to anyone who's in their mid twenties and beyond. At least Christina Aguilera returned to the VMA's with a sexually exciting performance, Pink rocked it as always and the biggest MALE DIVA ever to enter the music industry closed the show with a lackluster performance that was so big that it could NOT be held in the tiny stage where the actual awards too place.
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GuyTV Crush | The Amazing Race 13's Dallas!
Thanks "a" for the tip on this "Amazing" contestant. And just think, he's always going to be drenched in sweat in HIGH DEFINITION! Oh wait, that's Survivor: Gabon, not Amazing Race. Damn it!
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September 7, 2008
Super Cute | The DirecTV Scheduler Actor
Who is he? He's so super fucking cute. Check out the newest feature that DirecTV has to offer, it's pretty damn cool for us DVR addicts. The DirecTV Scheduler.
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September 6, 2008
Big Brother 10 | Vintage "Model" Memphis.
This is before his chubby-ish days in the Big Brother house. He always talked about how good he looked back in the day and how "ripped" he was and after Renny's eviction show, well wow, just wow to his vintage body. Here's wishing THAT is the body Memphis walked into the house rather than his now very chunky layered muscled body.
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September 5, 2008
Game Wood | Dissidia: Final Fantasy's Jecht
And don't forget to check out Micoofy.com's newest discovery! Disney Villains drawn in a whole new way. Click the image below to check out Hades, Gaston, Captain Hook & Clayton!
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September 4, 2008
Batista | The Animal Poses For Dub Magazine Cover
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September 3, 2008
Batista | The Animal Starts To Grow His Fur Back! Ohhh Hairy WWE Single Daddy!
Yes, it's true. Dave Batista is growing his chest and abs hair back. Not sure why but who gives a fuck why, he's amazing furry. The "single" part of the post title is also questionable as it has been rumored that he's dating Melina for some time.
Now if only Batista had chosen a life in porn rather than a professional wrestler... if only.
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September 2, 2008
Hurricane Gustav | Firefighter Cody Reports On CNN.com
Thanks Firefighter Cody! { yum! }
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September 1, 2008
Beijing Olympic's Jonathan Horton | The Beijing Bulge
A reader of GuyTVBlog.com asked "hey do u know a link where i can see the evenT where jonathan horton was viewed with an erection ?" Well GTVB reader, I don't have the video as I did not watch him perform solo but I do have pictures of his solo performance. I figured he just had bulge while performing yet people want to call it an "erection".
I can't figure out though whether you wanted to see the bulge in the red suit or the one in the blue suit, so I featured both. Enjoy.
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