November 28, 2008
Mr. GuyTVBlog Goes On Holiday! Micoofy.com Trip!
Yep, another trip around the holidays and yep, another trip to a Disney theme park, this time being Disneyland. I'll be catching an early flight Saturday morning and returning December 6th. While I'm gone there will be no updates. I do invite you to enjoy the years of archives and catch up what's happened in years past here on GuyTVBlog.com as well as Micoofy.com. The archives can be found on your right side, just scroll down just a bit.
Again, I hope everyone has a great start to the holiday season and I wish everyone a wonderful Black Friday! Now I must do what I dread... turning of my television... damn it.
Daisy Of Love | Bentley's ROKITOUT For Daisy!
His biceps, arms are a beautiful thing. Love to see him lift weights in Daisy's house. He was one of my original picks on who should be cast for the show, check out my other picks here.
November 27, 2008
Game Wood | Play Shirtless All Day Long While Everyone Else Watches The "Big Game"
Have a Happy Thanksgiving GuyTVBlog.com readers! One more thing...
November 26, 2008
Shane Keough's Back!!!! The Real Houswives Of Orange County Returns With A New Muscled Beefier Version Of Shane!
As readers of GTVB are well aware I have been seeking the possible gay truth that Shane is ONE OF US. In the premiere there was no mention of him having a new lady friend in his life, he talked about guys in his life and he was on his way to Disneyland... if you didn't know already I'm a huge SUPER GAY Disney theme park fan, hence my creation of Micoofy.com, and Shane wants to go to Disneyland of all places before he has to go back home to play more sweaty baseball... I know, it'st just me pathetically wanting Shane to play for our team. But there's still hope because more and more signs point to him being gay. Not super gay but just the right amount of gay.
We'll just have to watch the entire damn season to find out what Shane's been up to and if he'll be shirtless or lifting weights later in a future episode. Bravo also brings back the webisodes of The Real Kids of Orange County. No sign of Shane there yet but his Super Cute younger brother is shirtless, you know, for all those "Twilight" girls who are into the cute white boys who still go to school.
November 25, 2008
WWE Is All New! Stephanie McMahon Controls RAW! Dickhead Cena Wins The Belt! Mr. Kennedy Returns! Melina Returns! Randy Orton's Brand New Abs!
Ohhhh the shit is getting a little bit more awesome over on WWE's RAW! I haven't seen an episode of RAW in months and I mean many many months. But I'm BACK! Mostly because of Stephanie and the return of Mr. Kennedy.
To catch up on all of last night's events then fucking head on over to WWE.com's Raw Quick Cut videos.
November 24, 2008
Beyonce Performs Flawlessly At The American Music Awards
It was really the only performance I sat down to watch, all the others I didn't care if I missed.
November 23, 2008
GuyTV Crush Zak Bagans Investigates "Insane" Ghosts With Bulging Biceps & Pecs
And now for the freaky video capture of a ghostly hand trying to reach out and grab Zak Bagans' muscular bicep. Holy shit freaky! Gives you chills down your spin hotness! One can only wonder if the ghost was/is gay and wants to reach out and touch some muscled meat.
November 22, 2008
Daisy Of Love | RonnieFLEXXX... Um... Well He Flexes For Daisy. Yeeeaauuum!
November 21, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Vintage James West
I remember as a kid videotaping the episodes just to fast forward through them only hoping to find yet another shirtless scene of Mr. James West aka Robert Conrad. He was one of the first GuyTV Crushes I had growing up. I came across these videos on YouTube and just had to share those who have yet to discover a very sexy and very vintage James West.
November 20, 2008
They Say I Look Like... Ben "Younger Years" Affleck!
[This is not an image of Mr. GuyTVBlog. This is a random image of an individual who looks like someone as seen on TV.]
November 19, 2008
CULTURE boys | Shane "Dancer554" Mercado Knocks Beyonce On Her Beauitful Ass! & Now Has Shot To C-List Fame By Doing The Bonnie Hunt Show!
WoW, Just WoW!
Now here's the trick on having some viewing fun with these 2 videos. Turn down the volume of the 2nd video and keep the volume of the top video turned all the way up. Now click the play button on the 2nd video and wait a second or 2 to start the top video. Usually, depending on how fast your computer loads, you can sync both videos to play together with the audio only playing from the first video, that way you can see Beyonce go head to head with Dancer554. Something to enjoy for a few minutes out of your day.
This just in. Shane Mercado has hit the C-List as he has been featured on The Bonnie Bored Show. Their YouTube account denies us the ability to embedd the video so you'll have to go to their YouTube account to fucking watch it.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:09 AM
November 18, 2008
Super Gorgeous | Chris Diamantopoulos
Apparent-fucking-ly Ugly Betty superstar actress Becki Newton who plays Amanda Tanen in the hit ABC show has a very super hot and super gorgeous husband that she got to show off recently at some beach.
Oh my... my favorite picture of the bunch is this one only found at Just Jared! Thanks Jared!
And according to Imdb.com he... "He does an amazing Sean Connery impression. Greek is his first language. Classically trained singer." Yum.
November 17, 2008
Saturday Night Live Has Its Gayest Episode To Date! Gay Marriage, Kissing Brothers & Dad, Gay Snagglepuss, Justin Timberlake, Men In Stockings & High Heels... Yep It Was Super Gay.
Of course SNL doesn't upload every skit so you'll be forced to try to catch it in reruns... or on YouTube. That's why you gotta Tivo it! This was just a sample of how Super Gay it was, and coming from a homosexual hardcore TV viewer here... I felt like I was watching Logo the gay network channel. Easy up SNL, the gays aren't your only audience, cater to everyone else. But funny nonetheless.
And here's the link to the Beyonce Justin Timberlake High Heels wearing dancing skit.
November 16, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Even More Of Ghost Adventures' Zak Bagans!
November 15, 2008
GuyTV Crush | Travel Channel's Zak Bagans! Host Of Ghost Adventures
Travel Channel | Ghost Adventures
Tivo'd adventures of Zak is a beautiful thing. New episodes air Friday nights and repeat throughout the week only on the Travel Channel. And still... no shirtless picture of him just yet. During the first episode of the series we got to see him almost shirtless, mostly his back, because he pissed off some ghost who ended up scratching his back. He showed off the cuts to the cameras but really should have just taken his shirt completely off and bounced his pecs. I mean really, that's Emmy Award winning type of entertainment that the Travel Channel needs!
November 13, 2008
Top Chef: New York | OH MY GOD I love LOVE love Top Chef 5's Carla Hall! Team Carla!
Enjoy GuyTVBlog.com's episode 1 highlights of Carla Hall! Teammmmmm Carla! I expect her preview scream to be used on E!'s The Soup over and over and over again. How can anyone not love that scream!
Here's her CulinAerie.com bio that states "Carla Hall is the owner and chef of Alchemy Caterers. A graduate of L’Academie de Cuisine, Carla has worked as the Sous Chef at the Henley Park Hotel, and Executive Chef at The State Plaza Hotel and The Washington Club. She has taught numerous cooking classes at Sur la Table and other venues in the Washington area. Carla continues to split her time between catering and private cheffing in various parts of the country and abroad. She believes in putting your heart and soul into your food – “If you’re not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation."
Oh yeah, also Teammmmm Rainbow! Last night's episode was down by 1 "rainbow" but there's 2 left in the competition! Now if only Carla could team up with Team Rainbow, well then we'd have a fucking kick ass chef's team. Oh and if you didn't know Team Rainbow is hunky bear chef Richard and tattoo'd funny gal Jamie.
Super Gorgeous | QVC's Mark Zunino. Bodybuilder Physique, Medium Height, Dark & Good Looking! Yum!
I'm hoping he plays for our team. He and his partner Nolan Millar have a designer company together and their company is based in West Hollywood. I can only assume that they are partners but maybe they are just "partners" in business and not "partners" behind closed doors. Either way Mark is someone to swoon over.
If I was one of those camera men at the QVC studios I'd be zooming in on him every chance I could get, hopefully flirt with him afterwards. Hot damn he makes my heart race.
Now on the most recent show that aired over the course of the midnight hours Mark seemed down, not as vibrant or up on his feet rushing over to the models showing off the jewelry pieces. Well suddenly towards the end of the 2 hour show a caller tells Mark "I'm praying for Nolan". That explains Mark's sober mood.
But then Mark goes into how he only sleeps on "thick cotton" and how "we usually sleep on top of all the bedding". Naked I hope! Holy fuck, look at me, I'm gushing like a horny and VERY LEGAL school girl. Mr. Zunino does that to me. Also he returns to QVC in February to debut his newest gowns.
Update: Nolan Miller is battling lung cancer. Wow. But I guess he's doing better because he's suppose to make a cameo appearance in a show later today.
November 12, 2008
Top Chef: New York | "The City Is At War" Ad Theme Song! Season Premiere Tonight!
The song The City Is At War is featured in the Bravo TV spots for the new season. I love it. Enjoy!
Ohhh I can't wait. With Project Runway dead in the water at the moment our next best thing, Top Chef is finally fucking back! It's like the high class "elegant" reality show that features high quailty entertainment to everyone from the average joe six pack to the stuck up snotty rich bitches. Thank you Bravo for Top Chef: New York!
Enjoy a 3 minute preview of the new season that features the new-ish show opening, the cast and more! Now there's a shocker for the 17 chefs who arrive in New York... only 16 will get to compete in the competition, 1 gets sent early on... tonight's show features a DOUBLE ELIMINATION!
After watching some clips from the BravoTV.com sneak peeks I have the bottom four of the 1st elimination quickfire challenge right here for you and they are Patrick, Radhika, Leah and Lauren. And the first chef to be CUT from the competition is... LAUREN! Buh Bye LAUREN, there's always the Food Network reality shows for you to compete on!
Update: I thought Patrick was the asshole of the season but it looks like it was the other bald headed guy, Stefan. Whoops!
And why the fuck isn't Mike Botticello part of the Bravo series!?! He's Super Gorgeous!
November 11, 2008
Super Gorgeous | Ryan "Darth" Bader & Vinny Magalhaes! Plus Piss Soaked Fruit & Semen "Sauce"
Now comes his recent blog entry found over at mmajunkie.com. Just read the excerpt that includes "piss soaked fruit (YES PISS!)" and "man juice (YES SEMEN/CUM)". Wow! & Yum on the 2nd one!
"Little did we know four people would pee in the fruit bowl and seal it back up nice and tight -- so that you would never know that is had been opened. So we came back from practice, and there is a nice cold, juicy fruit platter just waiting to be devoured. Right then and there, we should have known something was up. Usually they put them in the downstairs refrigerator. This one was upstairs where there was no doubt we would find it.
I grabbed the fruit and took it into the master bedroom where Phillipe Nover and I start shoveling the fruit into our mouths, even making sucking noises as we eat. These are big fruit bowls, and Nover and I definitely consumed our fair share of the special fruit juice that was added. To make the whole situation worse, we were hamming it up for the cameras, saying how much we love Tom's fruit and the like.
Eventually the whole team was munching on the fruit, and Kyle then mentioned that this one is delicious because it looks to have more "fruit juice" than normal. He is holding up watermelon and letting the juices drip into his mouth. The production crew must have been on their asses laughing at us.
I had my fill, so I was in the kitchen while the other guys finished it off. I hear Nover start yelling, "No, why?" and hear my name being called. Nover then came in to tell me that the fruit had been peed in.
My first reaction was disgust, then humor, and finally admiration on a job well done by Tom. We had been stealing his fruit and eating it, so we were pretty much in the wrong. He had pissed in his own food, so how could we really be mad? The prank was genius but may have set the stage for TUF to "jump the shark."
Nover was kind of shocked and bothered that Kyle and I were not the least bit disgusted (at least not showing it) by the eating of piss fruit. Nover was dry heaving and making a pretty big deal about it, giving Team Mir what they wanted.
Although it was disgusting, I could not taste a thing. I had no side effects and would have not known that there was piss in the fruit if nobody had told me. So I played it cool and did not let Team Mir see me sweat. I have been a wrestler my whole life, and I've seen way worse pranks than this.
That being said, I have not seen anything worse than the sushi with the "special sauce." This was pretty much the exact same situation as the fruit. Somebody from Team Nogueira was eating Nover's sushi for a long time. So we played the same trick back -- but we just upped the ante a bit.
Kyle came up with the idea to put some man juice on Phillipe's sushi in retaliation of them stealing it. Kyle was headed to the bathroom and one of the sound guys told Kyle to put on his mic. We all looked at the audio guy like a weirdo because of this request, and he kind of just shurgged his shoulders. Kyle went into the bathroom and did his thing on a plate. He then dipped the sushi in the "sauce," and they sealed it up perfectly.
We would check the fridge about every two hours like giddy schoolgirls, and when we realized that it was eaten, we were ecstatic. But at the same time, I kind of felt bad. Then we realized who had eaten it, and it made it even that much better.
Dave Kaplan was an interesting character; he was one of the smartest people I had been around as far as knowing random facts. We would challenge him on any random fact, and he usually knew the answer.
Kaplan was also a talker; he would talk about how many girls he pulled, how great of a fighter he was, etc. He would ask If I thought I was a better wrestler than him, and when I would say yes, he would get angered and think the opposite. Kaplan would belittle people and basically was a legend in his own mind. He was also very funny and fun to be around when he wasn't in one of his "self loving" moods.
So when Kaplan ate the sushi, most of the people, even some on the Team Mir, had a good laugh. Kaplan took it pretty well though (even though that is one thing I would have flipped out about). But Kaplan did not seem too bothered about little Kyles swimming around in his belly. Honestly, I was really surprised they put the sushi part on the show."
The show this was featured on is SPIKE's The Ultimate Fighter and head on over here to see the Piss Soaked Fruit video.
As for Vinny Magalhaes, well all I can say is he's a Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, 23 years old and has an accent that is to swoon over. Check out his bio video where he talks about himself, his beautiful Super Gorgeous self.
November 10, 2008
GTVB's WorkOut! | Jason Trains HARD!
Lately I've been in the mode to workout Super Fucking Hard so let's see what's airing on GTVB's WorkOut! Channel. I wonder if yesterday's post has something to do with today's post...
November 9, 2008
G4TV's American Ninja Challenge | Mark W. & Colin Bell Awes My Erection! Plus 2 Beautiful Buff Men Are Human Wrecking Balls!
Both recently auditioned to be part of G4TV's 3rd edition of American Ninja Warrior 3... contest thing. Colin Bell won the first season and went to Japan to compete only to fail so he's back this year again to compete to get votes to have G4TV pay his way back to Japan... only thing is I don't think he won. The winners have already been selected and the special airs this Wednesday November 12th starting at 7pm ET. That's four fucking hours of NinjaFest sweat and flexed muscles!
Damn... based on the show previews Colin Bell did not return to Japan but Mark W won along with some buff girl who's the first female American Ninja Warrior to have won in this contest.
Also, Honorable Erection Mention goes to King D who will run his ass off if you need him for a booty call.
After the NinjaFest 3 ends G4TV will premiere its newest show, Human Wrecking Ball. This show is simply about 2 muscled men who use their brute strength and well solid muscled bodies to destroy anything and everything. Simple premise with exciting erection possibilities. Check out the official website right now for photos of the men! Don't forget to catch a video glimpse at the hunky men in action. In the video you may recognize MTV fame whore Blair from Road Rules who is now part of the G4TV family. What? No more challenges for you? You too good for them?
November 8, 2008
Seriously MTV, What The Fuck? Put The Real World Brooklyn Trailer Back Up!
I don't get it, the damn season premieres in less than 2 months away, hype it up already! Put the damn trailer back on the web!
I guess until it returns let's see what The Real World Hollywood's beefcake cast member Joey is up to... um... he's wrestling now? Plus he has a fan website now where there you can buy 30 fucking dollar t-shirts featuring his muscled likeness, weight room sweat not included.
November 7, 2008
Gears Of War 2 | Unleased Today!
Oh My, I want all four of those muscled hunks in my bed! GEARS OF WAR!
November 6, 2008
Real World Brooklyn | OMFG! MTV Debuts The New Trailer! A TransGender Roommate? A Closeted Gay Roomie? A Roommate Who Shot A Friend? Roommates With Secrets!
Whoa. Also, MTV's The Island reunion special aired a "teaser" of the new Real World season which just had the audio of the roommates quotes playing over random words. The new season starts in January. Some of the quotes were "She's a boy?", "Are you serious? You can't tell?", "We're different from everyone else in that house" and the soon to be classic... "I'm not gay!". I can't wait. Sydney wasn't so great, Hollywood was even worse so I can only hope that this Brooklyn cast won't disappoint. At least the challenges are moving in the right directions, longer episodes, less challenges, more drama! Perfect!
Wait wait wait. I think I heard the shooting of a "friend" wrong, it was a family member but a friend. I can't for the life of me tell what the hell she is asking him after the friend question. I think she's saying "accident?" to which he nods to.
Update: Not sure what the fuck happened. I guess MTV wasn't ready to release the trailer for The Real World Brooklyn so maybe they pulled it? Here's the link that had the trailer last night...
November 5, 2008
CNN Welcomes In Our 44th President Of The United States... Barack Obama! Yes We Can!
Plus Super Cute KyleHD reacts as does others...
November 4, 2008
"It's Like I Follow In The Tradition Of Princess Leia" | CNN Debuts The Star Wars-ish News Hologram Reporter On Election Day!
CNN's Jessica Yellin is the 1st news reporter that CNN has "beamed down" to their main stage to help cover the election. She broadcasts from Chicago and explains to us how she's in this tent with 35 High Definition cameras shooting her at different angles sending her via Star Wars-ish to CNN's office in New York. Wow... Just Wow.
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November 3, 2008
Daisy Of Love | Hot Damn! Dmizzle Sings It Out For Daisy's Heart! Yummy!
He'd be perfect for the show. Um... He's simply reality VH1 cast profile perfect!
November 2, 2008
Super Cute Matt Carney | More Of The Soup's Pop Culture TV "Jock" & Even Batista Notices Him!
If you want to see him shirtless well it turns out recently and FINALLY he went on TV shirtless for a skit for E! Channel's The Soup pop culture program hosted by the ever so handsome Joel McHale. Head on over here to see him shirtless!