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November 11, 2008
Super Gorgeous | Ryan "Darth" Bader & Vinny Magalhaes! Plus Piss Soaked Fruit & Semen "Sauce"
Check out the entire Hi Res collection of this series of photos featuring Ryan's Super Gorgeous body. Plus he loves to drive shirtless in his "ride" with his shirtless guy friends.
Now comes his recent blog entry found over at mmajunkie.com. Just read the excerpt that includes "piss soaked fruit (YES PISS!)" and "man juice (YES SEMEN/CUM)". Wow! & Yum on the 2nd one!
"Little did we know four people would pee in the fruit bowl and seal it back up nice and tight -- so that you would never know that is had been opened. So we came back from practice, and there is a nice cold, juicy fruit platter just waiting to be devoured. Right then and there, we should have known something was up. Usually they put them in the downstairs refrigerator. This one was upstairs where there was no doubt we would find it.
I grabbed the fruit and took it into the master bedroom where Phillipe Nover and I start shoveling the fruit into our mouths, even making sucking noises as we eat. These are big fruit bowls, and Nover and I definitely consumed our fair share of the special fruit juice that was added. To make the whole situation worse, we were hamming it up for the cameras, saying how much we love Tom's fruit and the like.
Eventually the whole team was munching on the fruit, and Kyle then mentioned that this one is delicious because it looks to have more "fruit juice" than normal. He is holding up watermelon and letting the juices drip into his mouth. The production crew must have been on their asses laughing at us.
I had my fill, so I was in the kitchen while the other guys finished it off. I hear Nover start yelling, "No, why?" and hear my name being called. Nover then came in to tell me that the fruit had been peed in.
My first reaction was disgust, then humor, and finally admiration on a job well done by Tom. We had been stealing his fruit and eating it, so we were pretty much in the wrong. He had pissed in his own food, so how could we really be mad? The prank was genius but may have set the stage for TUF to "jump the shark."
Nover was kind of shocked and bothered that Kyle and I were not the least bit disgusted (at least not showing it) by the eating of piss fruit. Nover was dry heaving and making a pretty big deal about it, giving Team Mir what they wanted.
Although it was disgusting, I could not taste a thing. I had no side effects and would have not known that there was piss in the fruit if nobody had told me. So I played it cool and did not let Team Mir see me sweat. I have been a wrestler my whole life, and I've seen way worse pranks than this.
That being said, I have not seen anything worse than the sushi with the "special sauce." This was pretty much the exact same situation as the fruit. Somebody from Team Nogueira was eating Nover's sushi for a long time. So we played the same trick back -- but we just upped the ante a bit.
Kyle came up with the idea to put some man juice on Phillipe's sushi in retaliation of them stealing it. Kyle was headed to the bathroom and one of the sound guys told Kyle to put on his mic. We all looked at the audio guy like a weirdo because of this request, and he kind of just shurgged his shoulders. Kyle went into the bathroom and did his thing on a plate. He then dipped the sushi in the "sauce," and they sealed it up perfectly.
We would check the fridge about every two hours like giddy schoolgirls, and when we realized that it was eaten, we were ecstatic. But at the same time, I kind of felt bad. Then we realized who had eaten it, and it made it even that much better.
Dave Kaplan was an interesting character; he was one of the smartest people I had been around as far as knowing random facts. We would challenge him on any random fact, and he usually knew the answer.
Kaplan was also a talker; he would talk about how many girls he pulled, how great of a fighter he was, etc. He would ask If I thought I was a better wrestler than him, and when I would say yes, he would get angered and think the opposite. Kaplan would belittle people and basically was a legend in his own mind. He was also very funny and fun to be around when he wasn't in one of his "self loving" moods.
So when Kaplan ate the sushi, most of the people, even some on the Team Mir, had a good laugh. Kaplan took it pretty well though (even though that is one thing I would have flipped out about). But Kaplan did not seem too bothered about little Kyles swimming around in his belly. Honestly, I was really surprised they put the sushi part on the show."
The show this was featured on is SPIKE's The Ultimate Fighter and head on over here to see the Piss Soaked Fruit video.
As for Vinny Magalhaes, well all I can say is he's a Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, 23 years old and has an accent that is to swoon over. Check out his bio video where he talks about himself, his beautiful Super Gorgeous self.
Posted by guytvblog at November 11, 2008 1:26 AM
