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December 18, 2008
Playstation 3's Home | First Night On... I Get A "BlowJob" In The Movie Theatre
Need proof it can happen, check out this crappy video found on YouTube to see it for yourself. Now let's continue on with my first PS3's Home experience.
I went over a friend's house to just enjoy the night watching TV, discussing girls since he doesn't know I'm gay and drinking a few beers. Anyways he brought up he downloaded PS3's Home and he wanted to show me it. He got a phone call from some skank so he left the room for me to play the game or community, whatever you want to call it.
So as I walked around the main plaza area I noticed a Movie Theatre. I went over to it to see what it looked like inside. Once inside I ran up passed the people in the seats to the front row, stood in front of the 1st row to watch whatever was playing. Some Twilight music video but it was kinda cool being in a movie theatre, I guess.
Anyways, as the video ended I turned around to notice the movie theatre was full of men. And alot of the men were sitting in the front row. Now comes the "sexual" experience.
In that front row there was a guy sitting on the floor in front of a cuteish guy who was sitting in the seat, both of them using the text feature to discuss their current and very apparently wonderful blowjob experience. Guys were lined up down the row waiting for theirs from this blowjob queen.
Apparently the guy giving the blow jobs was very proud of his work and called it a "skill" no one else in the theatre had. After he finished with one he'd move on to the next person and a new person would sit down to wait his turn. My friend was still on the phone so I continued to watch what unfoled in PS3's now X rated HOME.
After a minute or so this scene started to basically looked like a bunch of "straight" gamers using PS3's Home to get their first "blowjob" from a guy as I also noticed no one else offered to get on their knees to give their own blow job for the masses. It seemed everyone wanted one from the "cute" guy on his knees. Almost like "I don't give them, I get them" mentality.
I ended up sitting down in an empty front row theatre seat while my friend was still out of the room so I could now get my very own PS3 HOME blowjob. I was next and he started to go down on me but when it finally happened to me I really wasn't sexually excitement at all, you know since I've had the real thing, so I got up in the middle of his "job" and left. I wrote "Boring" in text as I left.
I then went outside and danced in front of guys until my friend came back into the room. That ended up being my first PS3's Home experience... a blowjob in a movie theatre.
PS3's HOME, the best place on the game console to get a game blowjob. Next time I'll see if there's a bathroom in the mall building to see if there's any action going on there.
Posted by guytvblog at December 18, 2008 12:15 AM
