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January 30, 2009
Game Wood | Resident Evil 5's Chris "Bulging Biceps" Redfield
Oh man I can't wait to play this game and enjoy his bulging biceps over and over again.
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January 29, 2009
GuyTV Crush | True Beauty's Billy "Oh So Gorgeous" Jeffrey
It was hard to see Billy of all people have self esteem issues when he was almost eliminated this past Monday's episode. It is pretty much apparent that this show was designed for Billy to win in the end. No other person there is fit to win. It's like they found him in casting, built the show around him and will get rid of everyone else allowing Billy to win.
Billy should have been cast for Big Brother. He'd have all the women under his alliance plus the season's token gay housemate. But winning this stupid show is easy money compared to a summer season of Big Brother. Way to go on your predictable win Billy!
Just found this video of Billy, yeah, he's kinda a fame whore but that's a good thing. He deserves all the attention. He's even been on a German reality show! Oh and of course Billy's strippin' days posted just below.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:31 AM | Comments (0)
January 26, 2009
Whoa, Just Woke Up From Partying All Night With Straight & Very Drunk WWE Fans For Royal Rumble 2009!
All I can say is I drank, they drank, we yelled alot, a few wanted to wrestle afterwards- even with me but I had to deny them as I would have been erect too quick too fast yet they kept grabbing and touching me so I had to use the bathroom to "relieve" myself.
Tonight is RAW, the aftermath of Randy Orton winning the Royal Rumble. Expect coverage of their shirtless appearances later tonight.
Uh Oh... ACDC's "official" song is revealed in this Wresltemania 25 promo spot shown during the Royal Rumble and it doesn't sound like the song I posted earlier. After hearing a sample I think it's War Machine which kinda makes more sense than my last favorite pick but then again just fuck it, I know it's an AC/DC song but whichever one they use will be good. I still like Rock 'N Roll Train the most.
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January 25, 2009
Royal Rumble 2009 | 30 Men, 30 Jock Straps, 1 Winner. Tonight!
I'm heading to a friend's house who's hosting a Royal Rumble party. I'm looking forward to watching 30 "straight" men wrestle in one single match with "straight" men all around me watching the big show in a dimly lit living room. I can't wait! [Pictured above from top to bottom: Cody "Lean Body" Rhodes, John "Giant Muscles" Cena and Triple "Big Pecs" H]
There's also talk around the web that this song from AC/DC's new album Black Ice is the theme song for Wrestlemania 25. Check out Rock 'N Roll Train!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:29 AM | Comments (0)
January 24, 2009
Game Wood | DC Universe Online's SuperBody & Super8PackAbs
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January 23, 2009
That's Right, Just 2 Days Until A Bangin' All New WWE Royal Rumble 2009
This wrestler's name remains unknown but he should fit in well with the other wrestlers over at WWE. Awesome costume dude.
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January 22, 2009
Super Cute | American Idol 8's Rejected "#20707" Contestant
I just don't understand why they didn't show him singing!
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January 21, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | JD Talks About Meeting A "Gay" New York Giants Football Player At A Straight Bar Who's "Very Fucking Hot"!
Interesting... what else does The Real World Brooklyn dailies reveal... oh yes! Shirtless Scott playing with his MEAT!
Posted by guytvblog at 3:38 PM | Comments (3)
Tool Academy | Robert "Oh So Dreamy Power Tool" Once Again Graces The Pages Of GuyTVBlog.com
I'm not sure why but Mr. Tool has denied my MySpace friendship, I mean all I want is just more and more and more shirtless pictures of his incredible toolish body. I'm starting to wonder that he doesn't win Tool Academy and leaves either still a tool and/or dumped by his girlfriend on the show. But as long as he remains a contestant on Tool Academy I will devote 1 entry per week to his amazing body and his puppy dog face.
I can almost picture him as part of the I Love Money 3 cast, here's hoping he joins the next installment and shows us more drunken tool behaviour on VH1.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:10 AM | Comments (0)
January 20, 2009
Change Once Again Starts Here In America & The Very Beautiful Anderson Cooper Covers It Like No One Else Can. Swoon!
UH OH! During Anderson's show last night he informed us that he was informing the crowd behind him "not to wave" and if people do wave behind him that it makes them look "foolish" and that "there is no need to wave and that it is just a pet peeve of mine".
Um... okay. I guess he doesn't want to come off as TRL on CNN. ;o)
Posted by guytvblog at 12:35 AM | Comments (1)
January 19, 2009
And So It Begins... Josh Groban, Renee Fleming, Mary J. Blige, Bettye Lavette, Beyonce, Jon Bon Jovi, U2, Stevie Wonder, Usher, Shakira & Mr. Obama
Hurry, catch these videos before they vanish! Plus watch OPRAH today to see her coverage of the Inaugural Celebration over the course of 3 days, Monday through Wednesday. Only Oprah can give us a better coverage than another other entertainment program, yes I'm talking about you Entertainment Tonight, the douche bags who think you have the best coverage over anyone. I spit on ET. Also...
1 more day!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:32 AM | Comments (0)
January 17, 2009
Batista | The Return Of An Animal
It's been almost 4 months since my last post regarding Batista. Seeing a somewhat new photo of this sweaty beast up close and personal is what I needed to get back in the Batista fan bandwagon. All Hail Batista's amazing body.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:58 AM | Comments (0)
January 15, 2009
Survivor Tocantins | Jeff "Giant Juicy Hot Biceps" Probst Reveals All 16 New Survivors. Yep, One Is Super Gay! Spencer, The Youngest At 19 To Ever Play
Were you just not in awe of Jeff's hunky biceps!?!? And now onto Spencer!
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Make Me A SuperModel 2 | Let's IntroSeduce Ourselves To The New Crop Of "Super" Models. Superman Colin & Cocky Villain Branden, You'll Make It Very Far.
We all remember how Super Intense Gay the last season was. We can only hope that season 2 goes to that degree and then some when it debuts on March 4th. As for the contestants, Mr. Colin aka Superman & Branden aka Cocky Douche are my 2 favorites based on first impressions. I can't wait to see Colin's super lean body and Branden's twinkish nightmare physique.
At least Ronnie isn't back for season 2, couldn't stand him and his straight boyfriend. Yes, I'm still a hater on those 2.
Branden & Colin... final 2! For more on the contestanst and to see which models have vaginas, then head on over to Bravo's Official Make Me A Fucking Super Model Already Website.
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January 14, 2009
America's Most Smartest Model | Contestant Pickle... Today & Still Unbelievably Gorgeous!
And hey, VH1, we're still waiting for America's Most Smartest Model 2 but ditch that mega biatch Mary Alice Stephenson who on the first series made sure her boytoy won. A beautiful boytoy but that douche didn't deserve to win that prize money. Ohhh get a Male Model turned CEO or something to replace Mary Alice, better yet, get hot hot hot hot super fucking hot gay photographer Mike Ruiz!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:43 AM | Comments (0)
January 12, 2009
New Moon's Taylor Lautner... FINALLY Shows Off His Abs! Now Where's Taylor's Workout Video Package Of Him Getting In Shape & Staying In Shape?!?! ET? Access Hollywood? Get ON IT!
Thanks everyone for helping point out this video. I got home late from my day job and just finally was able to post it. But with a body like that it is never too late to post this again on yet another gay blog.
One more time. Entertainment Tonight, Extra, Access Hollywood, WE WANT A WORKOUT HOME VIDEO PACKAGE of Taylor working out, showing us exactly how he got this nearly flawless silver screen body. GET ON IT!
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Golden "Low Blow" Globes | Sacha Baron Cohen Makes A Madonna Guy Ritchie Joke... And Drew Barrymore Thought It Was Funny As Fuck! As Did I!
Basically Sacha came out to present the award for Best Motion Picture - Musical/Comedy and had a few jokes to share. When it cames time to talk about celebrities being affected by the recession, well he had this to say.
"But this recession is affecting everyone, even celebrities... And even Madonna has had to get rid of one of her personal assistants. Our thoughts go out to you... Guy Ritchie."
Selma "Too Good For Sacha's Jokes" Hayak was not amused but in the background Drew "FUCK YEAH" Barrymore laughed her ass off as nearly the entire audience let out this groan of "I can't believe he went and said that". Sandra Bullock smiles and held back but had to shake her head in disagreement for the camera.
I could have posted the video but then again I didn't feel like having it removed hours later. Hopefully someone else will post it.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:36 AM | Comments (0)
January 11, 2009
Super Gorgeous | My Super Strong Tool Academy Crush, Robert "Power Tool" Makes His Reality Show Debut!
Oh sweet Holy Muscles, Robert made his TV debut this morning and my heart raced! I'll be his doormat bitch if she leaves him after this show experience. But just for a little while. I'd like to move on to someone better eventually but I think most of us would love to have fun with this "tool" and his "tool", also his "tool box". Get it... "tool".
I am also happy to announce that this handsome tool makes it to round 2. Some other douche bag gets expelled. I can't wait to see some of these hunky douches on I Love Money 3. We also got to see a preview of I Love Money 2 during the show's premiere today and this new cast has one bitch clawing and digging her designer nails into Buckwild's face during the nomination ceremony. Security is in there and this season looks FUCKING AWESOME!
And where the hell is season 2 of America's Most Smartest Model? I want some of those fuckers on I Love Money 3 as well. I Love Money is soooo GuyTVBlog.com's new reality show challenges to watch.
Back to Robert. If anyone has links to his MyToolSpace profile do let us know here. I want more more and more shirtless pictures of Robert.
Posted by guytvblog at 5:42 PM | Comments (2)
Ahhhhh! New Moon's Taylor Lautner FINALLY Shows Off His Muscles!
It took Shine On Media and Super Fun Gay Ross to FINALLY get Taylor to show off his new bicep, his chest, abs still a mystery.
I mean hello E! Channel, get him to flex or show off his abs for THE FANS! Weak ass reporter!
Posted by guytvblog at 1:21 AM | Comments (4)
January 10, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | "Bisexual" Chet Discovers JD's "Magnum Extra Large Condom" And Flat Out Wants To Know More About JD's Extra Large Dick
Video after the jump!
But then "Bisexual" Chet says this about JD's actions.
But then Chet has this discussion with Super Adorable Ryan about Ryan turning Bisexual at the end of this experience with JD. Make up your fucking mind Super Cute Chet.
And then Chet reveals that he use to wear a "purse". Oh MY GOD BISEXUAL CHET!
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January 9, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Scott, The Brooklyn Muscle Or Eric 2.0
Someone out there wanted screencaps from episode 1 and 2 of The Real World Brooklyn featuring only Scott and here they are. Enjoy.
As for the new season I am both thrilled that almost half the cast is LGBT but for some reason the show hasn't grabbed me yet. I actually love Chet, he's my favorite so far this season while Scott is a bore and Ryan is just someone there to laugh at. Finally we have J.D., his personality is borderline loveable and annoying. I mean him being dramatic about a condom that may or may not have been taken from his "personal drawer" is crazy and him flipping the fuck out on Sarah later in the season, something hypocritical she supposely says causes him to smash a bowl of fake fruit into the glass table...
THIS FUCKER thinks he can just walk away after smashing a glass table in front of Scott's beautiful body... um... fucker you better be almost kicked out for that or attend anger management class. I mean really... smashing a fucking glass table because someone is a hypocrite. Just throw a pillow or something, not be a TV drama king.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:48 AM | Comments (1)
January 8, 2009
Game Wood | Hugh Jackman's Game Body! Oh Hot Pixelated Playable Wolverine Damn!
You can play Wolverine, all while completely erect, in your bedroom around May 2009.
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January 7, 2009
Real World Brooklyn | Chet's Beautiful Pale Muscled Body Is A Must See Tonight! Real World Dailies Reveal House Has Sarah {Lesbian}, J.D. {Gay} & Katelynn {Transexual}
Tune into tonight on MTV for the HD version of The Real World Brooklyn! Please come out as bisexual Chet... oh please please please. Head on over to Real World Dailies to view all the videos as a sneak preview to tonight's premiere.
Shirtless Pale Muscled Chet Video after the jump
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January 6, 2009
Welcome To The "Real World" JD, Scott, Chet & Ryan! The 21st Season Begins Jan. 7th! Plus Best Week Ever Says "If That Slutty Bitch Sara Lays One Hand On My Man She Will Be Fucked In The Face"
Video content after the bump
Holy shit that was funny unbleeped shit. Remember you can check out uncensored dailies every fucking single day over at The Fucking Real Fucking World Fucking Dailies for all new fucking videos that will most likely cause your system to slow down as MTV continues to create heavy content that is fucking too much for most PC's to handle.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:25 AM | Comments (0)
January 5, 2009
Nip/Tuck's Surprise Sucker! A Clip That Includes A "Tyrannosaurus Prick", the "Plow Yoga Pose" and "I Can't Stop Sucking On It"!
The new season starts Tuesday January 6th on FX Channel. His "prick" episode doesn't air for a few more weeks but lets get the word out that this episode is CUMMING!
Posted by guytvblog at 12:18 AM | Comments (1)
January 4, 2009
Game Wood | Batman: Arkham Asylum's Hairy Beefy Mental Patients
I'm really going to have a non stop erection while playing Batman: Arkham Asylum. I mean really... shirtless mental patients who have enough sense to hit the weights hard and grow hair in all the right places... hot fucking damn Batman: Arkham Asylum is going to be the hottest game any Gay Gamer can ever play this year.
Posted by guytvblog at 12:02 AM | Comments (0)
January 2, 2009
How The Fuck Does Bravo's Sexy When Dressed Andy Cohen Party Up The Holidays With Daniel James Bond Craig!?!?
I mean seriously. I've always had a hidden erection while watching Bravo reunion shows watching Andy interview reality "stars" with his shirt unbuttoned showing off his very manly chest hair but seeing him hang out with Daniel Craig, on his off little bit more flabby season, kinda makes me jealous. Fucking Andy... At least he's not with Hugh Jackman or I'd just really flip my fucking lid.
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January 1, 2009
THANK YOU KATHY & ANDERSON FOR THIS! "I Don't Go To Your Job And Knock The Dicks Out Of Your Mouth!"
Kathy's other great quote of the night was "Ryan Seacrest got shot".
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