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February 27, 2009

"Rihanna, You Fucking Idiot" Is My First Reaction To Her Getting Back With Chris Brown

If this story from People Magazine proves to be true and this "source" isn't someone fucking with the whole Ri-Chris story then by all means RIHANNA YOU FUCKING IDIOT, what are you doing? There are MILLIONS of men out there, why HIM?

The world is in shock and mostly because they've seen that infamous TMZ photo of her broken face and now she's back with the person who did this to her?

I can actually picture Chris blaming her on the phone for ruining his career with her "lies" and for her to come back to him and help fix what she's "done" to him. This can't be "love" as they claim to be in. They're both too young to understand what real love is. I believe love is built over decades of growth between 2 people. This is just some fucked up situation Rihanna thinks she deserves to be in. IDIOT.

And I love the reaction that's all over the place over at Perez Hilton's posting of it. My favorite PH reader quote so far is "Dogs always go back to their vomit". Wow!

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Seriously, Did A Talented Drag Queen Double As "Millionaire Matchmaker" Patti Last Night On Bravo? I Mean Seriously, Did One?

I've never viewed Patti's "beauty" as that of a subject to be discussed but last night's episode mixed with watching RuPaul's Drag Race had me come to this questionable insight.

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February 26, 2009

Oh My God! The Real World Brooklyn Just Got Too Immature For Me! FOR ME! I'm Even Shocked At That Revelation!

Seriously. The house is dicks versus breasts. The dicks think they are always in the right, raised right and know better and the breasts think they can do what they want, clean up at their own pace and think they know better.

I'm actually on the side of the girls. These dicks really need to just worry about themselves and stop trying to CHANGE people into these duplicate models of these amazing people that the boys think they are themselves.

Now I would understand about pleasing a dominate force in a house had it been a Big Brother situation where everyone is trying to work everyone to win a huge cash prize in the end but this is fucking The Real World, just a house where you can do what you want, live how you want and have it filmed. Guys, please just shut the fuck up. I swear I think Scott wants to rub the girls face in their mess to "teach them a lesson", his favorite quote of the night.

Thankfully the ONLY mature person in the house, Baya, says "...it's been this girls versus boys thing and the arguments really aren't that important". THANK YOU! Let's move on and get to REAL LIFE.

I hate that the edit on last night's show was kinda pro JD when in fact he's the core problem in the house, besides Chet that is. Even Scott went the immature route of hiding car keys from the girls because one of them wouldn't clean their coffee cup.

And I love that Scott is still the ONLY one who continues to point out his issues with Katelyn's need to wear underwear around the house and how he doesn't like it. He claims that had a beautiful housemate of the house did it he still would not want to see it. I don't believe him. You ain't that good of a boy bitch. It is completely obvious that because he is not attracted to Katelyn and that she was formely a dude that he has an issue with her changed body that was once a man. I'm getting a hint of "Am I a homosexual because I like her ass". I mean Ryan did point out later that the best part of Kat's body was her backside. LOL.

I'm so over Scott and his need to have the girls "respect" him and the other GUYS. Chet and JD loves to nit pick at every girl's actions and if something goes wrong in the house... it's the girls fault. No matter what it is. It's sooo drama on the boys side of the house.

The girls CONTINUE not to argue with each other but only with the boys.

During last night's mega ultra cunty cat fight that CHET started because he's so fucking dramatic and it had to do with the car being out of gas, well finally it all came out. God forbid Ryan has to get up early in the morning for a class and when he should have gone to bed he HIMSELF decided to react and fight with the girls. Just go to bed and get your sleep.

Oh how laughable, Ryan brings up a brillant point about how the boys MASTERMINDED some stupid plan on not taking out the trash for a week to a reaction out of the girls. OH YEAH BRILLANT. This is the point to where Baya should have stepped out and made her awesome quote about arguing over things that "aren't really that important". But I'm betting had she did that the boys would have turned it into something else like they always do. Some bullshit about how living this way is a reflection of your blah blah blah..

OH MY GOD, Ryan refers to Katelyn walking away from the arugment as a "backing out" move and refers to her as a "weak enemy"... um... over what... not doing EXACTLY what the men want them do to. FUCK YOU GUYS. These bitches can live how they want since obviously you all four are living how you want. Oh and then Ryan tries to MATURELY insult Kat about how her "back" is the best part of your body". TSK TSK Ryan. Shut the fuck up.

Kat goes to get Bevyn to help out as four guys take on Sarah. Bevyn calls this "nonsense" and the guys "bitter" and suggests that Sarah and all the girls to just walk away... which doesn't happen. Sarah tries to realize that she is "passive" and when JD tries to bring up the girls talking smack behind their back when THEY ALL DO IT but wait, then Ryan tells her "I'm not buying it".

At this point the girls can't do any better to the guys so whatever they do or say is just WRONG to the boys. Ryan calls Sarah "fake" and how she "doesn't know a single thing about me". Sarah puts Ryan in his place about him not making an effort to learn more about her then just focusing on how she lives in the house. She says she doesn't put an effort to the boys ONLY because they don't put an effort to learn her.

But this of course PISSES JD off to no end and JD takes this comment personally when he thinks he's gone to her "repeatedly" to get to know her but really it's to address things that have pissed him off, or so we've seen on the edited shows.

Then JD SMASHS THE TABLE with his anger issues and Ryan seems to ignore it by continuing on trying to break Sarah down after JD calls her a "hypocrite", something everyone person on the face of this earth is capable of and EVERYONE denies they are at some point. Even JD.

I feel like I'm reporting a fight in the Big Brother house and I don't know why I'm reporting on this. I think I need my Big Brother fix already. The new season doesn't start until July so I've got about five months to wait.

Back to the Real World. Where the fuck is Baya?!?! Come on girl, say your quote.. send the boys over the edge and have JD toss a couch through the wall.

JD heads on over to get Bevyn who just doesn't give a shit and continues to talk on the phone. ALWAYS RIGHT JD tells her to come to the "pow wow" they are having yet NO ONE reacts to JD breaking the table over unimportant issues. That's a sign of anger problems.

OH MY GOD. JD then doesn't get the CORRECT ANSWER from Bevyn he wanted so he rips the phone out of the wall and out of her hand and walks away in ANGER as she calls him "pyscho" and doesn't want to be involved in the "negative energy" shit the boys are starting.

JD continues to get back in Devyn's face about how DEVYN and the girls are talking about him behind his back yet the guys just GOD FORBID NEVER TRASH them right back. OH JD with his halo on his head... poor JD is offended. Shed a tear.

She walks away calmly and asks him if he's "done", which he isn't. He goes to throw the phone out the window and heads back yelling at Devyn once again about how SHE goes behind people's back to talk about him... um okay HALO WEARING ANGEL JD.

Ryan and the rest of the boys again DO NOT ADDRESS the highly unneccessary actions of JD with Ryan going back to how the girls don't want to "clean". It is all just completely laughable. Make your sides hurt laughable. Sarah who has not left the boys FINALLY is the first to say that breaking the table is "negative energy".

Oh FINALLY Baya comes out but says she sees the table and is "shaking" at what's to come next. Devyn comes back out to tell the boys that yelling and breaking the table is "not positive" WHICH IS TRUE. But again the girls aren't wearing halo's themselves but they are at least not giving in to the guy's bullshit demands. Fuck the guys talking about "respect", there's no cash prize here, no one is going to deny these women a job after the show is over because they didn't CLEAN UP after themselves or PUT GAS in a car after they used it. Oh my good God.

Chet then pulls a douche bag move by telling Devyn how they just want to "discuss" things yet all they are doing is yelling and breaking things. Chet, SHUT THE FUCK UP, go on the challenge already and get OWNED.

Now here's what really pisses me off about those PREDICTABLE boys. Had Katelyn threw a vase and it broke against a wall to make a point the boys would have been all over "that is so unneccessary" bullshit and looked even more down on the girls for reacting in that manner when they are just merely "discussing" it with them. But since JD was "pushed" to react by breaking shit in the house these boys have some fucked up agenda that JD was JUSTIFIED in doing what he did, brought on by the girls. Um, no, that would be some fucked mental issue JD needs to deal with.

And I can't believe the season trailer for The Real World Brooklyn included the table smash giving me hope the fight was about something that actually was IMPORTANT and not cleaning issues or JD's insane need to have Sarah talk to him about the stupid little shit that bothers HIM. I see Sarah's point, even though she didn't word it properly, that she doesn't think about the small stuff that JD wants to talk about but had it been something more serious and life changing related material that she would talk to JD about whatever needed to be talked about. I see Sarah not giving a shit about the little shit that JD gets offended by, a fucking little laugh here and there that bothers JD. Shut the fuck up JD, get over everyone having to respect you. We've seen your idiot rants earlier in the season.

Devyn then gives an amazing quote in the confessional, "I do think there is validity in some of the things they say. I think the problem is one, how they present it, and how their failure to acknowledge ANY issues in themselves". Baya admits about the trash issues is something she can work on but how the boys are handling it.

Finally they end it by the girls saying they will put more effort yet the boys have done nothing wrong and Scott chuckles about the table and phone getting broken. Devyn, you said it best earlier.

In the final clip Chet says he's TIRED of the "fighting", something he loves to start. The show alsy shows a montage of the girls cleaning. Scott thinks it all went well. Shut up you beautiful creation of hard work and beauty. Ryan continues to think the girls have "learned their lesson". Rolling eyes moment.

This can't be the end of the show drama. JD loves how the girls have been "informed" of their behaviour around the house, he says this as he buys a new phone to which Chet sees the next morning calling the act "stupid", you know when JD isn't around. At least we hear Devyn laughing in the back 'cause she still don't give a good God shit about it all. LOL. The show ends with girls talking some trash on the guys and the world of The Real World goes round... I can't wait for the next big Big Brother fight... I mean Brookly fight.

Big Brother 11, come back sooner!

Oh here's "I'm Mature" Scott, "I Know Better" Ryan and "I'm Holier Than Thou" Chet reacting to the fight episode and how they continue to feel they were in the right. Chet talks about Kat having "split personailites" and Ryan says Sarah is the "problem" in the house. Um.. okay.. she's the "problem", you guys are just great. They all laugh at the table breaking and call JD "a kind soul". Scott continues to think they were being "nice" and it almost looks as if the guys feel the girls deserved what they got. Scott continues to defend JD's actions and reactions to things are are just not "important" as Baya says.

The fan reaction is pretty divided over at MTV.com's video page of this video. Check it out to waste more minutes of your life with the cast of the Real World!

Again the boys in the house are the drama QUEENS. Usually its the girls in the real world houses trying to fight with the guys to do things but the men this year are just so fitting the cunt role this year.

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February 25, 2009

Wii Wood | Masculine Push Ups

Oh! What's this? A new category for GuyTVBlog.com?!?! Game Wood has given genetic birth to Wii Wood! 'Cause even the Wii system can give you good hard wood that not even your morning wood can match.

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February 24, 2009

RuPaul's Drag Race | "I've Been Living With HIV For The Last 2 Years Of My Life" Whoa! Courageous Girl! Ongina Reveals ALL In Last Night's Episode.

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Super Gorgeous | Third Place True Beauty Winner Billy Jeffrey & 2nd Place Loser Joel Pose In Baby Oil

Well it seems Billy didn't win but getting 3rd place while Joel got 2nd! Outrageous! But at least he's dating that young model Laura Leigh from the show. When the cast appeared on Tyra's shitty show they talked about meeting each other's parents yet down playing out serious the relationship is. So... Billy isn't secretly making out with "Always Nude" Ray. Damn it.

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February 22, 2009

Hot Oscars Damn! Hugh Muscled Jackman Performs Well At Oscars! Plus GuyTVBlog.com Picks The Academy Awards Winners!

Word is Zac & Hugh perform together during the show for a number. Hot! Now let's see if my predictions turn out to be right...

Actor in a Leading Role
Sean Penn | Milk
Update: Whoa! My First Prediction turns out to be RIGHT! Bravo Sean but where's your white ribbon on your entire BLACK SUIT?!?!

Actor in a Supporting Role
Heath Ledger | The Dark Knight
Update: Everyone knew this one. Bravo Heath but for shame for putting yourself in a situation where you had to pass away.

Actress in a Leading Role
Meryl Streep | Doubt
Update: Damn it! But to lose against Kate isn't so bad.

Actress in a Supporting Role
Viola Davis | Doubt
Update: Double Damn it! I have never seen an ounce of footage of Cruz's movie but she looked so damn beautiful, probably best dressed of the night.

Animated Feature Film
Wall-E
Update: Fucking Knew It!

Art Direction
I Don't Give A Shit
Update: Brad Pitt's movie wins a fucking Oscar...

Cinematography
Fuck It
Update: Slumdog wins.

Costume Design
Revolutionary Road | It's All About How Kate Looked
Update: The Duchess! Give me a fucking break! No love for Road.

Directing
Slumdog Millionaire
Update: Predictable.

Documentary Feature
Documentary Short
Don't Give 2 Flying Fucks
Update: Still don't care even though I should.

Film Editing
The Dark Knight
Update: Slum "music video" dog beats out Dark Knight. For shame.

Foreign Language Film
Um... Um...
Update: Um...

Makeup
The Dark Knight
Update: Button wins... For reals? Heath wasn't the Joker without that makeup.

Music (Score)
Wall-E
Update: Fucking NO! Slumdog wins this over a robot.

Music (Song)
Wall-E
Update: Damn it. Slum gets this one too. Stop dominating dog!

Best Picture
Slumdog Millionaire
Update: Predictable. Sorry Milk and fellow Gays, third time's a charm.

Short Film (Animated)
Short Film (Live Action)
I Still Don't Give A Fuck
Update: Um...

Sound Editing
The Dark Knight
Update: SCORE! I'm back on the board with another correct prediction. I get a cookie served by a nude Hugh Jackman.

Sound Mixing
The Dark Knight
Update: Holy Shit, another for dog.

Visual Effects
The Dark Knight
Update: Brad's movie wins over Dark Knight... again!

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
The Reader
Update: Wrong again. Slumdog takes this away from The Reader.

Writing (Original Screenplay)
Milk
Update: SCORE! The beautiful Dustin Lance Black won and then cried later in the night when Sean's handsome self won Best Actor.

And now we tune in to see if I'm right. I love to see what I'm wrong in or right in. And seriously, I can't believe Sex & The City was shunned in the Best Costume category.

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February 21, 2009

Batista | On Muscled Holiday!

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February 20, 2009

Real World Brooklyn | Scott Herman Is Calvin Klein Wet! And The Guys This Season Are Catty Bitches, Not The Girls

I was going to post a video from RealWorldDailies.com featuring Chet & Scott showering together (well separately in different stalls) yet they WOULD NOT shut up about how Devyn, one of their female housemates, and how she should run her life and how she's doing everything wrong with this experience.

This season of Real World is back to highly immature idiots, from both sides. It's mostly the guys who seem to think they are better than the girls in every way, shape and form. Just like my other show I love to bitch about, CBS' Big Brother, everyone in this Brooklyn house is a equal hypocrite opportunist and both sides of the gender house have their own holier than thou bullshit personas where they trash the other side to make themselves feel better and neither gender side really doesn't try to work together to make both sides of the house grow as people. Both sides continue to tear each other down with bullshit cunty rants behind everyone's back.

Ryan is the worse of them all. Yes he fought for our country but his over the top machismo attitude towards life is just too much for me. Yes he's funny, Yes he's adorable like a teddy bear but his views on male machismo is crazy. And if you want an example, his reaction to JD's reaction to the mouse. Yes Ryan I understand you've seen the worse of the worse but JD hasn't and his reaction to a fucking mouse is warrented. Let him have it.

And don't get me started on Chet. Or JD. I can't tell who I can't stand watching more than the other. Actually all four need to get their asses on the next challenge so the vets can wipe the floor with their bullshit self appointed greatness personas and send them out one by one. Chet especially. Oh please vets pull amazing pranks on Chet and only Chet. Make Chet's life at the challenge HELL and then send him out with his head shaved. His beautiful hair gone along with his eyebrows. Hey Chet, LAUGH, it's funny, it's a "prank". I fucking know he can't take what he dishes out. Please Chet, do the next challenge. Whore yourself for money. Sin You Hot Bodied Tool Sin.

And here's what so funny about this season. I, as a viewer, have no issues with the girls. I like all the women of The Real World Brooklyn. It's the guys this season that are coming off like catty cunts. I can't even think of an episode so far where the women are fighting with each other. It's the men who are fighting with each other and with the women.

The BOYS of the Brooklyn house this season are the problem.

But at least with the AfterShows online and on TV the cast has moved on with their hatred of each other so maybe as the season plays out they actually all get along in the end. But I still want Chet dealt with at the Challenges. I heart you Chet but oh man you need some Challenge "loving". I can't help it, I still like Chet and his nearly flawless cut body.

MTV, more shirtless Chet please.

Bonus, Scott tells some guy on the phone about how HE thinks Devyn should live her life and how she is doing everything wrong. But again Devyn is the same with Scott, mostly about his love life. Whatever you two, just fuck already and get it over with. It's not love there, just lust. But Scott sure is hot to watch, even when he's just talking on the phone. That boy can't do anything wrong when it comes to being in front of a camera.

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February 19, 2009

The Big Gay Sketch Show | Casting Website Is Open! Plus Scott "Sexy Funny" Ryan!

The Big Gay Sketch Show is using the same ol' casting method of VH1/MTV shows to look for their next big breakthrough comedy GAY superstar! Check out Scott Ryan's casting profile page and vote for him and his body! Yes I'm shallow, but just a little bit.

The Big Gay Casting | Official Website

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February 18, 2009

Game Wood | God Of War 3's Epic Scale Trailer, Plus Kratos New Body!

Oh Wow Kratos! Take me in the wild during a storm... ram me so hard Kratos... please... I so need it.

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February 17, 2009

Justin Baldoni Debuts In NBC's Heroes! Plus His Super Power Is Breathing Underwater, He Use To Be On The "Swim Team" & Is A Hot Comic Book Nerd!

That's right, that Everwood hunk is back on TV in 2 ways, a dimly hit TV Show and a national KFC ad campaign that both aired in the same hour! And what's the best part? His super power is breathing under freaking hot ass water! He also reveals his character used to be on the SWIM FUCKING TEAM!

That can only mean that we will get Justin shirtless and wet in a future episode. I mean how else will he be using his special power? And I hope he's the new love interest for Claire's character.

Finally NBC's Heroes gets a hot as fuck cast member. And no, Milo Ventimiglia is still not hot, he never was.

And seriously, when is Super Hot James Kyson Lee, who plays Ando, going to finally go shirtless on the show? We've seen his tight fitting clothing for far too many episodes now and we all can see he's got giant pecs, an 8 pack, great biceps and just please, please NBC, show Ando's character shirtless for an entire episode. Please.

Please. I'm sick of a shirtless Milo. Please have a scene where Ando's character is butt ass naked or looses his shirt just for the fuck of it.

Oh wait, James Kyson Lee already posted pictures of himself shirtless. The Wait Is Over!

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February 16, 2009

Harvard Speedo Boy Upstages James Gorgeous Franco At Some Pudding Thing

James "Gorgeous" Franco gets upstaged by this Harvard speedo's boy ready for a bong of a good time. And those high heel yellow flippers are FIERCE! Man oh man I can't get RuPauls' Drag Race out of my head. Nina "Fucking" Flowers for the win!

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Oh My God! I Am Going To Kill Jenny Schecter! I Hate Her So Much! OH WAIT! I Figured It Out. She Killed Herself!

Of course this post is really for other The L Word fans. Add me to the list of suspects of The L Word's Who Killed Jenny Schecter campaign after watching last night's episode. I can't stand the bitch, every season she gets worse but TV brillant at the same time. You know I haven't truely hated a ficitional character in a scripted drama in so fucking long but for some odd reason today I want to kill her myself. I so fucking can't wait for the episode to see her epic death on The L Word!

And this time Jenny, the "L" stands for Lifeless!

Now if my sudden suicide idea is right then it makes sense because Jenny has nothing been selfish and self loathing the entire series and her taking her own life would make the most sense. That's just the kind of bullshit Jenny's character would do.

So the show asks the question "Who Killed Jenny Schecter?" The answer has to be Jenny did. She killed herself.

We will find out Sunday March 8th during the 2 hour SERIES FINALE of The L Word. Oh yes, everyone seems to think Alice Pieszecki's character killed Jenny because apparently she is getting her own girl prison series where she goes to prison for something, possibly the murder of one of her "friends". I think she will go to prison for something else but I myself would be shocked if Alice Pieszecki did in fact kill Jenny.

I mean what else what Alice go to jail for?

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February 15, 2009

GuyTV Crush | The Soup's Matt Carney Returns Shirtless, Baby Oiled Up & Flexing!

Look at The Soup host Hale Something oogle over his TV "jock boy" performing great in the skit. Hale, when are you going to get shirtless with Matt and just do something in front of the cameras shirtles... anything. Super Cute Matt has previously been featured here on GuyTVBlog.com.

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February 14, 2009

GuyTVBlog.com & Magmozine.com Has Found Its Valentine Crush! Plus "Boom Sha Laka Laka"!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! & to see the other shirtless half of my new favorite model then head on over to my 18 and over gay blog, Magmozine.com!

Ohh look! A bonus piece of love in your post today! Anjulie's Boom!

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February 13, 2009

I Don't Know Why But I Love The Audio Soundbites From RuPaul's Drag Race Super Gorgeous Ultra Glam Glitter Fantastic Reality Show!

Mostly the first introduction audio soundbites. So far I'm head over high heels in love with this show. And the fact that VH1 is now starting to air the show on their network to help gain a larger audience can only mean great things for season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Fuck I love this show. My 2 favorite queens are Shannel & Tammie. Shannel for being a top secret show villain AND you know the bitch knows she is secretly evil but secretly hides it under an "always understanding everyone yet thinking you're all beneath me" facial ticks. I also loved Tammie Brown and was sad to see her collapse emotionally thus giving RuPaul no other option but to eliminate her for being unfabulous in front of the cameras. We wish you nothing but beauty Tammie!

It is pretty obvious Nina Flowers & Shannel will be the final 2. The show is going to have to completely different types of Drag Queens at the end. One with tats, the other with caked on makeup. Who will win, the fierce one or the even fiercer one!?!?

I suspect Nina will win it all. Shannel, a close second but remember "if you don't win first then you don't win at all". LOSER. Thank you RuPaul for this much needed show and come out with an extended theme song track already!

Bonus, Shannel & Nina Flowers performing!

Final 2 BITCHES! Oh my glamour God, more Nina!

Uh oh! It looks like some handsome gym rat muscled "suit" is reading my blog because only after one day of posting this fierce performance of Nina that included a song that I remember was used back during the early seasons of Sex and the City, well, someone just didn't like that their song was being used in a YouTube video so they disabled the "audio" aka the song claiming "copyright"!!!

Oh the horror of you not able to hear how Nina fuckin' rocked this performance.

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February 12, 2009

Real World Brooklyn | Mark Long, Scott & Ryan Have An Ab Contest & Chet Does Not Participate! What The Hell Chet?!?!

I didn't watch the episode that aired tonight, I recorded it to watch later but I did just happen to catch the after show when the abs contest occured throughout the show. I think we all would enjoy Scott's abs and Mark's beautiful large nipples/pecs. Ryan joined in with his predictable humor take on the contest and later Chet came out and shockingly did not participate!

What the hell Chet!?!? You boasted about your abs on the show a few episodes back and yet you feel no need to compete on the after show thing? For shame closeted tight pants boy, For shame.

As for Scott grouping how ALL men feel regarding humor and how women can never understand men and their humor.. .well Scott, let's not be a tool here you gorgeous muscled idiot. Not everyone thinks like you. Not everyone with a dick agrees with your points on how your humor isn't the least bit "malicious". Give me a fucking break Scott, you're how old? Stop trying to talk down to women telling them that just because they don't see your idiotic point of view that they just "don't" or "can't understand" what you're trying to say. Just shut up and flex.

As for Chet, just come out as Bisexual already. Just star in Chet's Mormon Shot At Love already. Get it over with so all of us can apply to win your bisexual heart.

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Magmozine.com's & GuyTVBlog.com's Soundtrack ~ The Very Psychotic "Rose Madder"

{I figured I'd repost this up towards the top of the posts once more, especially with Valentine's day just days away...}

Magmozine.com's Soundtrack for "Rose Madder", a true one sided love story... gone wrong. It's a script idea of mine that involves a gay man's intense infactuation with a mystery person. Rose Madder has a few definitions but its the color that uses the same name that captured my interest for the title. The color represents something profound that the gay man in the story used in terms of a connection with the mystery person. The soundtrack featured here is the list of songs that helped inspire my script idea. The songs are just simply mad and continue to be an amazing soundtrack to an almost completed idea.

And what a more perfect time to release this soundtrack as the days float away towards Valentine's Day. Hold onto your partners boys 'cause my character could be out there ready to turn your life inside out.

Feel free to post it on your blog and/or website by heading over to my imeem account to get the embed code.

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February 11, 2009

MOVE OVER MILEY! There's A New Panty Dropper From Disney, Minnie!

For more Disney theme park Super Gay fun head on over to my blog, Micoofy.com.

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G4's Attack Of The Show Welcomes Back Muscled Atheltes To Compete In American Ninja Challenge 4!

"Are you a Ninja Warrior fan? Think you have what it takes to run the course? Well, here's your chance!

Calling all free-runners, martial artists, and parkour experts...G4's American Ninja Challenge is back. And this time, you're going to have to impress one of the hardest judges of talent on the planet, Ms. Olivia Munn.

That's right, the Munnderful one is in charge of choosing the winner and determining who will be traveling to Japan to try and become the next Ninja Warrior. So, get your cameras rolling and start prepping those videos, because the submission process has already begun.

So, show Olivia that you have what it takes to be her travel companion to Tokyo, and become the pride of the world by becoming a Ninja Warrior!"

Submit your video here and remember, GuyTV Crush Colin B., Mark W. & Ethan C. may be competing again for another chance at claiming whatever prize victory the contest has to offer. Plus you get a free trip to Japan out of it! Oh both of these guys are so hot when sweaty.

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February 10, 2009

GuyTV Crush | WWE Raw's Cody Rhodes

I don't know, there's just something about him. His side face angles aren't always the best but his body grows more defined as every week comes. His muscle tone and italian-ish mug is something I could go for. He's so my current GuyTV Crush, Cody Rhodes!

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February 9, 2009

Real World Brooklyn | Scott Sweaty & Shirtless, JD's "Sock Filled" Briefs Package

Videos after the jump....

JD is still a douche though. His TV version at least. Still smitten with Chet here yet there are no new shirtless Chet videos! Come the fuck on Real World Dailies!

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Game Wood | The Men Of Tekken 6, The Gorgeous Built Solid Men That Can Kick My Ass Any Day, In Game Mode That Is!

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February 7, 2009

Game Wood | Tekken 6's Muscle & Sweat Fighters

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February 5, 2009

Big Brother All Stars | Marcellas & James Talk About AGuySite.com & Magmozine.com! Plus All New-ish James Photos!

I know, you're like "Big Brother All Stars", didn't that happen like 2 years ago? Yes! You are right but just this past weekend I discovered a video with both Marcellas & James talking about ME and my websites! I mean they couldn't get names of my websites just right but eventually did and well I just felt this video finally needed a proper place here on GuyTVBlog.com.

AGuySite.com, the website Marcellas referred to has now since been retired and James was right with the site turning into Magmozine.com. GuyTVBlog.com is the hunky twin site of Magmozine.com that features pop culture TV posts. Magmozine.com is more adult and for guys 18 years and older.

James goes on to build up my super ego by telling me that I "paid attention" to what was going on in the house during his season and how "hilarous" I was and and AND the photo I made featuring him {featured just below} was something he loved.

You know, I had watched the live feeds for the All Stars season and somehow missed this live feed conversation and no one else brought this to my attention yet here it is, posted back in July 2006.

Marcellas does hit the mark by letting James know I'm more into "straight guys", a fault of mine, forever to live with. And you're right James, I did NOT like the way Beau and Ivette played during season 6 but that's in the past now. I still wish Ivette will make her epic lushious return for All Stars 2 and Beau seems more more fun a person after being surgically removed from that oh so vintage Nerd Herd cult.

And what's up with Erika in the background just listenting and not asking about me. Bitch.

Here's to getting my website plugged in on the live feeds for Big Brother 11, the season where I hope they will have either all couples, half gay half straight house and/or is the all gay edition, which ever works best for me.

Thanks again Marcellas and James!

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February 4, 2009

RuPaul's Drag Race | MP3 Theme Song... Kind Of. Plus Kiss Fernando In 3D!

I just made an audio mp3 of the theme song with the first introduction audio attatched because I love the song in the background but have no idea who made it. This new reality show just started off very strong and I'm hooked. If someone out there knows where I can get a longer version of this highly catchy theme song then please direct us all to that link.

You know that Fernando looks awfully familiar. KISS HIM in 3D over at Kissmein3D.com. Apparently you need blue and amber 3D glasses to see it, the ones from the SuperBowl will work fine, those red and blue 3D glasses don't work. But without any 3D glasses you can still him perfectly fine and still pathetically make out with his beautiful lips. At the end of the website promo that features more of him kissing you see what the whole ad is really all about regarding the brand Crest.

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February 3, 2009

Super Gorgeous | The Big Bang Theory's Guest Star... Brian Patrick "Unbelievable Muscle Definition" Wade

I just walked in the door, turned on my TV and there he was. I hear he was shirtless on 2 & a half men show which you can watch on YouTube and he was featured in a previous episode of CBS's The Big Bang Theory but last night he was just too fucking beautiful in high definition on my other TV. The episode did hint at the end that Penny's character is going to take her ex boyfriend Kurt, played by Brian, back in her life so here's hoping he gets shirtless on The Big Bang Theory. I also found out he was shirtless on some army show on HBO, Generation Kill. Oh Brian... please do more high definition appearances.

And oh my God that giant beer bottle in his hand is so "phallic". And what do you know, here's the clip!

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February 1, 2009

GuyTVBlog.com's 2 Coolest SuperBowl Commericals Of The Night! Watch Transformers 2 In HD! And WOW To Jennifer Hudson!

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Holy Super Sweaty Football Shit! G.I. Joe: Rise Of The Cobra TV Spot In HIGH DEFINITION!

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