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March 26, 2009
Really TV Land's High School Reunion? THAT Was The "Biggest Bombs Ever Dropped" On Realiy TV? A Cast Member Is A Hooker?
Okay so I haven't really invested any time in TV Land's High School Reunion but I have been waiting and waiting for this "big", "weird" and "bizarre" secret to be revealed.
FINALLY it was revealed. Apparently Jessica got into it with big breasted ho Maricela and basically put it out there that she is a "prostitute" slash "hooker". WHOA! "You suck dick for a living you fucking bitch" screams Jessica to a smiling Maricela who claps afterwards and tells Jessica "good performance".
Maricela of course denies this and calls Jessica "bi polar" and some big worded pyscho disease that Jessica had in high school. Maricela goes on to drop more bombs that both of them had talked before the show started and how Jessica wanted Maricela to "make out on TV" and do "girly stuff for ratings" so that both of them could have a "spin off" after this show is over.
Maricela now wants to "pray" for Jessica. Jessica, who's a stripper herself, knew Maricela's secret and wanted Maricela to take on stripping so she wouldn't have to suck dick for a living because Jessica claims Maricela "doesn't feel good about herself".
Maricela continues to deny this BUT Jessica says there's a "website" that will prove this. But this website is never revealed. Not yet at least.
Here's the video. No way to insert the video in this post. So head on over to TV Land's website to see it all.
Update: Video is Here!
What started this epic fight was some other dickhead classmate who didn't like "The Ugly Duckling" aka Jessica and made it known he did not want her to be part of some stupid boat trip the class was planning. This "unleashed" Jessica's real thoughts on everything and everyone.
She called them "backstabbers" and yells how she hates "a good majority of you people". Jessica calls out Liz, a shit started in the house, as talking "shit on everybody" behind everyone's back. Then minutes later when the group starts to scatter Jessica goes to confront Marciela about her being a "hooker".
After the confrontation that ends with Jessica walking far away into the surrounding tropical area Maricela goes on to tell her classmates that she "is not a hooker" and that Jessica is "suicidal", "crazy" and that "she needs help".
I actually believe Maricela is a hooker. It happens. That fact that they both talked before the show about the show proves to me they talked about more than just reuniting at some kick ass beach house. Some revelations had to have been revealed between them. Maricela must have felt safe to reveal her hooker status to Jessica when she found out Jessica was/is a stripper.
I'm sorry Maricela but I can see you being an expensive old hooker. Girls gotta get paid. Nothing wrong with being in the sex industry. But then again we really don't know these classmates so Jessica could really be a nut job and pulling stank shit out of her booty shaking ass.
BUT WAIT!
In next week's preview shows the "secret" sending shockwaves through the house. It seems like the "secret" is true based on the preview. Maricela tells another class mate in the bathroom "she said stuff that SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID". When they discover the cameras are filming their conversation the classmate listening to Maricela, Jenny, tells the cameras "get the fuck out of here right now". Soon after Maricela lifts up her hooker hand to the camera and says "leave me alone". The last shot shows Maricela crying.
Girl if you are/were a hooker just be upfront and honest about it. Its the only way you're going to move forward in life.
Posted by guytvblog at March 26, 2009 12:47 AM
