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April 30, 2009
VH1's I Love Mike Ruiz | If Lance Won't Do It Then Ask "Single" 44 Year Old Muscled God Mike Ruiz!
Whether we get Lance Bass or Mike Ruiz we just really need our own Gay dating show on VH1, like casting today, airing January 2010. It's about time. I mean RAY J has his own fucking dating show! What the fuck?!?!
Mike Ruiz is a huge fan of reality competition shows. He's done RuPaul's Drag Race, America's Next Top Model, Kathy Griffin's My Life On The D-List and now will be a judge on Canda's Next Top Model. He's well aware of what comes with a reality show, especially a competition show.
To see Mike Ruiz standing in his tight jeans in front of 20 plus hot sexy gay men in a giant house... oh what a day!
If you'd like to voice your opinion on getting this show made then head on over to VH1's Blog.
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April 29, 2009
Batista | Up Close And Handsome!
Watching this moment in my HD TV was insane! Swoon!
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April 28, 2009
GuyTV Crush | All Time Low's Zack Merrick
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April 27, 2009
VH1's I Love Lance Bass | Big Brother's Dustin Should Be A Candidate! Come On VH1! Give Us Our Gay Dating Show!
I'd love to see Dustin back on TV via a VH1 Gay Dating Show that VH1 has yet to be greenlighted. Come on VH1!
Also Daisy Of Love premiered last night and I am a bit disappointed. Daisy is kinda annoying when she's super happy but she is adorable to watch in an odd dating show kind of way. This is why we need I LOVE LANCE BASS!
Or you know if he passes this up get another hot Pop Culture stud to replace "Lance Bass" and just start casting.
If you'd like to voice your opinion on getting this show made then head on over to VH1's Blog.
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April 26, 2009
The Fashion Show | Premieres In Less Than 2 Weeks! Merlin Needs His Own Bravo Shirt "I Can Not Breathe Without Fashion"
We need music to get us hyped up for it since the damn website and BravoTV YouTube account have yet to put the full trailer online. We need something Bravo!
Merlin & Markus are the bitchy jewels of the season!
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April 25, 2009
Chris Redfield | Ready!
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April 24, 2009
Ding Dong The Male Twat's Game Is Dead! Tyson Voted Out, Coach & Debbie Left To Rot In Miniorty Alliance! Plus More Of Sexy Shirtless Brendan
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Survivor was amazing last night! Sierra almost won Immunity and I was up and cheering only to have Debbie fucking win it. With Tyson not winning immunity his dumb ass became a huge threat. When you win Immunity back to back expect to be voted the fuck out. He was blind sided by his "people" who he trusted.
He was also cruel to Sierra for no good reason. Tyson's power went to his head. I mean what did he and Coach think, that everyone was going to vote out a weak "model" who IS emotionally broken down versus someone who's won back to back immunity challenges? A bunch of idiots. And seeing next week's preview where Coach and Debbie, who earlier thought they could get to talk down to Sierra for her actions, are now in the miniorty and will soon be voted off one by one. Thank you Erinn for this move!
I will say this. I don't see Coach leaving next week. I see a Debbie vote off. It only makes sense for Taj, JT and Stephen to continue voting out the othe tribe breaking down their numbers. Sierra isn't going anywhere since she's not a huge threat and all alone so that leaves Coach and Debbie.
Coach I see as the new person winning immunity, you know, since his ass is on the line now he will fight for that safety at tribal council. He will throw Debbie to the wolves to die before he leaves. Goodbye Debbie!
And now back to the most handsome jury member of all time...
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Okay seriously I don't know why these damn CBS embedded videos are not loading. So just head on over to Survivor's official website to view them.
I can't wait for Male Twat Tyson to get in Ponderosa and start getting in cunty catty fights with Brendan, a man he's clearly jealous of.
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April 23, 2009
The Duel 2 | Where The Hell Was This Challenge Fight Between Davis & Dunbar!?!? "But If I Ever See You On The Street I Swear To God I'll Kill You" & "You Don't Deserve To Be Breathing!"
Whoa... Dunbar is hot as fuck but his temper is out of control and just plain crazy scary sexy stay the fuck away from me but fuck me first creepy. In case you didn't know already Super Newly Muscled Davis was beat out by Shit Stain Evan. No more gays on the show. Sent packing back to back. Or at least out and open GAYS!!! EVAN!!! I mean has Evan EVER had a girlfriend on any of these challenge shows.
And some pyscho lady over at the ChallengeDailies.com writes "Davis is a drunk, a liar, and not a loyal person. Dunbar is kind, loyal and honest. Clearly- Paula creates drama for her pathological need for attention and to always be a victim. Paula- grow up and gets some maturity." Whoa "BB11" get some head help why don't cha.
What's strange is in this video below we get a HOT SHIRTLESS DUNBAR playing with a STRAIGHT MAN'S FOOTBALL in a room talking with Davis yet he's in the video posted above in a screaming match with Davis. Oh guys just fuck it out in the back room.
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April 22, 2009
Biggest Loser | Team "Pure Evil" Dad/Son Team Get Split The Fuck Up Next Week!
Yep, you read that right! Now I don't have a 100 percent spoiler guarantee that one of them leaves next week but according to next week's preview one of them does INDEED fall under that wonderfully colored "yellow line" of DEATH!
Cocky fucker Mike, the 18 year old son douche bag on the show that is always full of shit- he so fucking plays it up for the camera with his over dramatic quotes-, BELIEVES he's going to win the show. Yes he told this at the elimination table to everyone including the show's host, of course without looking at them when he said it, like a coward he only addressed it to the host. So with that said there's still fear in his shitty body that he can't win. Even shit hole father Ron smiled and repeated that his son would win the entire show.
The other contestants were shocked to hear this and that purple girl who left last night was furious that Mike "took the easy way out" by eliminating her with a tie vote he and his dad helped create. Of course it is still a mystery whether or not that Tara or Filipe were involved in helping the vote come to a tie. But Kristin did put all the blame on the dad/son douche bag team. They probably masterminded the whole thing anyways. Pure Evil but also playing the game like it should be played at the same time. But still Pure Evil.
A week or so ago the show FINALLY started showing ego trip dad Ron on his power trip acting like the "Godfather" of the house and how each week he decides who goes home. And it kinda went that way for some fucked up reason.
Now as much as I hate Ron and Mike I have to really hate the rest of the cast even more because each week they always voted with the sympathy of keeping the dad/son team intact and how Mike always cried and begged he and his father needed to stay BUT EVERYONE ELSE DESERVED TO LEAVE over them whenever either one of them was in the bottom 2 against anyone else. Evil assholes yet again playing the game how it should have been played except the rest of the cast should have played harder against them and sent them home. IDIOTS.
This season started off with a bullshit voting of "doing what's right" instead of voting out "threats" like Mike and Ron. Well thanks to everyone's idiot behaviour of "doing what's right" in voting out certain people over Mike and Ron, well now Mike really does have a good chance in winning the show. As for Ron... well he may be leaving next week. ABOUT FUCKING TIME! I still wanted Mike to leave over him but that's not going to happen.
If you look up at the screencaps of the preview for next week's show you will see Tara and Mike with the leader board behind them. In Mike's screen shot you see- yeah I know this is pathetic but let's continue- you see Filipe at the number 2 spot and Shit Hole Ron at the number 3 spot. You will also notice someone is below Ron. That would be Helen as her tip of the "H" is clearly seen. Yeah I know this is pathetic but I LOVE IT knowing Ron falls under the yellow line with hope that he'll be VOTED out.
Now when you see Tara's screen shot she's shitastic happy and proud, most likely shooting her to the top of the leader board knocking Ron below the yellow line because you'll see Filipe's number turn to number 3 meaning Ron falls under the yellow line.
There's not many people left in the show. Filipe is clearly above the line. Ron was seen under him. Mike will of course be at the top with Tara leaving Helen and Ron in the bottom 2!!!!
With Mike outnumbered now in voting power and with Tara and Filipe completely pissed at Mike's bullshit statement that he has this won already, well that douche bag behaviour from Mike will cause Tara & Filipe to send Ron home to fuck up Mike's game except Mike, along with everyone else, leaves the Ranch to go home next week so Mike isn't really losing his father, he'll see him everyday at home. Damn it. No emotional rip out of Mike!
Ron really should have went home a few weeks go when he was up against Nicole, that girl who won a chance to return to the ranch. BUT OHH NOOO they just HAD to vote to do the "right thing" and send Nicole home for gaining weight at the ranch. Keep her and send Ron home, fuck up Mike's game, send him home next week with hope he'll fail without daddy around.
Well guess what Kristin, you stupid loveable douche, you HELPED Ron stay that week he was up against Nicole. If YOU had voted out Ron giving him 4 votes over Nicole he would have left THUS not helping in your elimination last night! IDIOT! What's more frustrating is this is the 2nd FUCKING TIME Kristin had a chance in sending Ron AND MIKE home TOGETHER! In week Week 4 her single vote HELPED Mike & Ron STAY! Now look at them pushing their way to the finale with a highly potential win for Mike. IDIOT KRISTIN. You kept doing the "right thing" for those 2 and look where it got you. SENT THE FUCK HOME. Fucking idiot.
Anyways. I look forward to Ron's elimination next week. NO ONE is voting out Helen who just isn't a threat in the end. Shit I expect even Mike to be sooo cut throat that he votes out his own father. I even expect Ron to be all happy and shit that he's leaving. Not as upset as he would have been a few weeks ago leaving against Nicole.
You know I didn't start watching this new season when it started but the assholes Ron and Mike pulled me in after a few episodes and if you haven't noticed I'm soooo Team Tara. I love her taking everyone on her own and winning almost everything back to back. I sooo want Tara to kick Mike's ASS at the finale.
This dad/son NBC push for father/son to make it to the end is annoying. It's just as bad as Big Brother 8's Daniele and Dick final 2 father/daughter finale. NBC is going to do whatever it can to make sure Mike wins. Mike will win. Fucking fixed reality shows. No matter what Tara does MIKE WILL WIN.
Even if Mike does infact win I just want him to help his forgotten brother drop the weight he still has loaded up on him. Watching last week's episode where the brother broke down crying that he felt left out and was still bigger than his brother and dad, well it was just sad. Heart wrenching sad.
Some other viewers of last night's episode had some harsh words to say about Ron & Mike over at NBC's official website.
"did anyone just hear mike and ron's conversation?omg!" - em
"em - ron showed his true colors and Mike is turning into a monster! Ron chastised blue team for lying in a roundabout way and now he just did it. he is one of those people who think he is always right. did you hear him say, "my son will win." - Ugga Bugga
"I really can't believe Ron. He has this little angelic face, but is so self-centered. I wish he would have just told Kristin to her face that he was going to encourage Mike to vote for her; he is such a canipulator (my made up cross between conniving manipulator)! I also really wish that Kristin wouldn't have taken it so badly. Its a game, of course Mike is going to get rid of you, she was a threat and she was in the Bob alliance. I can't wait until the finale when Tara beats both of them!" - Jen in Wisc
You see I'm not the only one who hates Ron & Mike.
Update: It seems Filipe was in the bottom 2 with Ron. I was right about Ron being in the bottom 2 but for some FUCKED UP REASON these people CONTINUE to keep Ron and Mike together! Whatever, more power to "Team Evil" in winning it all. Stupid Idiots.
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April 21, 2009
Batista | RAW's Epic Hard On, Batista Sweating, Screaming & Giving Great Batista Bombs!
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April 20, 2009
Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan Synnott's Pec Bounce! Just Out Of Nowhere He Does It!!!
Last week Super Jealous Tyson & Really Super Jealous Coach figured it was time to finally get rid of Brendan, the self made MILLIONAIRE who for some reason is on a TV show trying to win a million dollars even though he's already a multi millionaire. That explains his fucked up need for JT to win.
The show this week is making it seem like Sierra, Brendan's 2nd in command, is getting bullied and attacked by Coach & Tyson for her "actions". The preview also leads us to believe she wins Immunity thus causing the tribe to vote out either Tyson & Coach.
If the rest of the tribe sees Tyson and Coach belittle and bully Sierra out and openly in front of tribe members I suspect they will turn on them both and get Tyson out if he does not win immunity for the 3rd straight time in a row.
This is the first Survivor season in a long while where I'm counting down the days of the week for an all new episode. I loathe Tyson and Coach. Coach must make it further since he's not seen as a threat so I predict that if anyone other than Tyson wins immunity that Tyson WILL be voted out.
We so need another blindside and I want Tyson & Coach on the shit end of the stick this week. I also want that old lady who feels Tyson and Coach are GODS to be the new "Sierra" and have the game flip on her ass.
As long as JT & Taj make it further and the rest of Brendan's tribe eats each other alive, I'm totally fine with that.
And now back to Brendan's beautiful pec bouncing moment.
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April 19, 2009
Game Wood | That Fighting Game... Wow... I Mean WOW!
Oh my Game Wood Is SO HARD!
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April 17, 2009
VH1's I Love Lance Bass | GuyTVBlog.com Suggests Ex Road Rulers Danny/Dan/Daniel Dias!
I mean he's dated porn hotness Eric Rhodes, he's been a reality "star" on MTV's Road Rules & Challenges show, he's Super Gay and Super Muscled... He's short as well. I'd love to see Danny/Dan/Daniel back on TV. Ever since his last challenge he lost big and apparently left with a load of RW/RR vets hating him. Shit he even deleted his MySpace account. He's vanished but I suspect he'll come back for this show, VH1's I Love Lance Bass.
Get the word out guys & gals! We need our first GAY DATING COMPETITION SHOW on VH fucking 1!!!
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April 16, 2009
VH1, It's Time, Give Us Gays Our Own Dating Show! Lance Bass Is Perfect For The 1st Season. Simply Title It "I Love Lance Bass"!
I mean VH1 has given Bret 3 seasons now. I Love New York has 2 seasons under her designer belt with a third on the way. Flavor Flav got 80 seasons. Ray Lame even got a season. Daisy Of Love premieres this month. Antonio Sabato Jr has gotten his own for the latino market. Real Chance of Shit gets a 2nd season. That Fame Hungry Whore Megan gets her own Rich Men Pay For Everything For Me dating show.
So what's missing here? It's obvious that there are not enough dicks and biceps in a single season so VH1, I beg of you to bring us your FIRST GAY DATING COMPETITION SHOW!
We need one so badly. I mean MTV got that bisexual Tila skank show and putting this show on Logo is fine and all but this new show belongs on VH fucking 1.
VH1, it really is time to open the damn door wide the fuck open for a GAY DATING COMPETITION SHOW. I mean get in contact with Lance, sign him, start a casting website. Find a beach house, film during the heated months, promote gay marriage, adoption, love, relationships and more on screen gay kisses. ENOUGH WITH THE LESBIAN KISSES ON ROCK OF LOVE!
Oh and if Lance Bass passes there's Reichen Lehmkuhl, Ryan Barry, Broadway Muscle Nick Adams... No one else comes to mind. But seriously, who doesn't know who Lance Bass is and the life he lives. VH1 will be flooded with applications and VH1 will have a house of 20 plus men fighting for Lance's love.
VH1. Come on! Please start your FIRST GAY DATING COMPETITION SHOW!
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April 15, 2009
GuyTV Crush | College Hill South Beach's Paul! Plus Brandon's DouceBagNess Calls Gay Roomie Kyle A "Fucking Homo"
Isn't Paul and his body just lick fuck tastic.
How are you not still watching BET's College Hill South Beach aka The Real World Miami. This show is packed full of drama! Especially last night when Brandon, shown with Paul, called sometimes out of control Gay housemate Kyle a "fucking homo" and how he wanted to "hit" and "punch" Kyle for getting under his skin.
It all started when self titled slut Allison reveals far too much of her sexual life to our gay roomie loud mouth Kyle, who also happens to have an eating disorder but we'lll get to that later. Kyle, around night time hours, uses what Allison told everyone against her in a joking but obnixous manner. Allison isn't down for it but does at least accept fault for putting her "business" out there and having it used against her.
Loud ass Kyle is yelling and laughing all over the place while Brandon, the show's self appointed male diva, is trying to get his beauty sleep in his bed in his bedroom. Kyle is so loud that Brandon can hear everything. You see Brandon at times dribbles his stupid basketball IN THE HOUSE which annoys everyone who's trying to basically sleep in.
So when Brandon demands for Kyle to stop and shut up of course Kyle, who has been effected by the basketball bouncing at all hours, doesn't give a good God shit about what Brandon wants or needs. When Brandon doesn't get his way he lashed out with the "fucking homo" crack. Of course Brandon tells us in his confessional that he "doesn't mean no disrespect" WELL THEN YOU MALE BITCH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
This numb nut fucker still hasn't apologized for calling Kyle that BECAUSE it is pretty obvious Brandon means what he said. Kyle, shockingly, lets that roll of his shoulders and doesn't make a big deal out of it. Not that I am but still had a white roommate used a certain word to ues in anger towards Brandon well you get the idea. Some people take it offensively, others don't.
Kyle sort of does and keeps fucking with Brandon... all fucking night as others roomies who also are starting to hate Brandon watch and egg Kyle on.
Brandon heads downstairs to sleep but can't because Kyle follows him down there. They have another exchange of words. The phone ends up ringing and Brandon heads upstairs to answer it. It's one of his female "wants to get up on his hot dick" friend and sides with Brandon about everything and trashes Kyle just because Brandon does. Brandon refers Kyle to the "gay version of New York {VH1 diva}, a "movie star self" who demands attention and how Kyle is "this gay dude" who he wants to leave the house for good. Brandon then tells us how his "friend" is in "shock" that HE has to live with someone "who acts like this" yet Brandon accepts NO FUCKING FAULT as to why Kyle is acting this way BECAUSE of Brandon's actions.
I mean the fucking episode is focused on Brandon's behaviour and how it is pissing out everyone in the house minus "bitch go home already" Allison. The show even flashbacks to Brandon's "fake" behaviour in previous episodes. The show is very much against Brandon and they really are only working with what Brandon has given them. This self appointed Male Diva character he put in front of the cameras.
Kyle later in the night gets in an argument with Allison, Brandon's only friend in the house, the same bitch who tells Brandon that she wants to LEAVE yet again, well anyways Kyle gets into a shouting match that causes Allison to somewhat push a chair aside trying to show Kyle she means physical business. Brandon, who watches along with the other roomies but doesn't get in the fight, tells us in his confessional that BECAUSE Kyle has "disrespected" Allison, his only friend in the house that he now wants to hit Kyle. Brandon says "I really want to hit this guy just to shut him up". Oh Brandon, shut the fuck up already. And bitch remember, we hit back mutha fucker.
The show also got a new roomie since nut job Fatal Attraction girl got voted out after her fight with another female beauty in the house. This new female housemate, Kay, turns out to be friends with Brandon and his stupid side of the house alliance seems to be building up to a total of three, including "bitch go home already" Allison.
The rest of the house is so over Brandon's shit. Allison feels like an "outcast" but bitch did it to herself. What's with reality TV show houses getting divided so damn quickly.
Oh and Kay is soooo not feeling our Gay housemate Kyle. He's just too honest, straight forward and too damn curious about all things Kay. She feels like she can somehow control Kyle and put him in his place. Bitch please.
This season is sooo good. If you want to catch up on College Hill then by all means head on over to BET.com now!
Oh and next week the gang goes to Key West! Shirtless Paul Screencaps! Holla!
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April 14, 2009
The Duel 2 | Mr. GuyTVBlog Could Watch This One Over And Over And Over And Over And Over...
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April 13, 2009
Real World Cancun | "Wait Until You See The Bod On The Latest RW Cancun Roommate"! Sources Say "2 Gay Guys" This Season?!?! Awesome!
I keep forgetting about this one comment I got awhile back when I wouldn't shut the hell up about how hot Chet & Scott's body was this past the guys were douche bags season. All I know is "guy" wrote in to tell me "teaser: wait until you see the bod on the latest RW Cancun roommate?"
How do you know this new "bod" is the best yet. Is he a Red Head? Probably the typical white college jock. Oh dear sweet TV Jesus is he Gay? Super Gay? Bisexual Chet Gay? Straight as a steel Gay Arrow?
If anyone knows what this "guy" is talking about please point out curious dicks in the right direction.
Update: Well, the gentle but "sure of their sources" folks over at Vevmo are talking about "muscular" CJ and have shared some photos of him, un shirtless of course. We also find out that another roommate gets kicked off the show for playing with a fire extinguisher. I mean every Real World season needs great drama and what better than some douche getting kicked out for playing too hard in Cancun.
The posters over at Vevmo also are claiming that 2 different female roomies from the Cancun season have had reality show experience. One being on that kid competition show, Endurance and the other appearing on an episode of MTV's once watchable show Next.
They also claim there's 2 Gay Guys THIS SEASON!!!! HOLY FINALLY FUCK! They also claim that CJ is the guy with the "shaggy hair", the one with the great "built" body is mutha fucking straight. DAMN!
The guy with the buzz cut is the one who gets kicked off the show for the fire stunt at a hotel. Tsk Tsk Tsk. 8 roomies are also brought up again. It looks like this season will have 8 fame whores again. I mean look how that Brooklyn shit resulted in with last season's dick versus pussy over the top feuds. 7 works. Stick with 7.
Remember the Real World Casting website... it seems Ayiiia won and became the online winnner cast member. She don't have a dick so I don't care much else about her.
The writers over at Vevmo also claim "BMP's shooting in Cancun is wrapping early for financial and cast/drama issues. There is going to be some old school drama involved." WOW! I'm guessing if this is indeed true that there must be en epic fight near the end. I've always wanted an epic house fight like the ones from Big Brother although Real World's version would involve furniture breaking and blood. AWESOME!
They also claim the show will start airing once The Duel 2 ends but it won't. The Duel ends in a a few months and there's been no promotion of the new season yet. I expect a September premiere date.
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April 11, 2009
Chris Redfield | Fan Art For My Newly Muscled Chris Addiction
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April 10, 2009
Super Gorgeous | Survivor Tocantins' Brendan Synnott's Abs For Days!
And Damn you Coach for almost getting rid of Brendan! Next week Brandon should get his shit together to take you out! Numb nuts JT just needs to be TOLD like a child that if he, Stephen, Taj, Sierra get together that his old tribe lines outnumber him and Sierra because if he and Stephen go with Coach that he and Stephen become highly expendable at a later point.
Use Tyson's immunity win as a means to hold it against him. Make Tyson the threat. Blindside Tyson next week if he doesn't win immunity.
I mean what the fuck. Go to Erinn and let her fucking know that Tyson, that old bitch and Coach created a new alliance with JT and Stephen LEAVING HER OUT! This should piss the shit out of Erinn thus causing her to join Brendan's alliance.
There we have a split of 3 vs 3 from original tribes. Make sure they are the final 6 and then fight it out among them at that point. You could also let JT know that in their alliance is 3 guys vs 3 girls, either or JT has it good, however this alliance splits down the middle if need be.
But then there's those 2 damn immunity idols that Taj and Brendan has. FUCK.
As long as Coach goes next week I'll be happy. Brendan can go next week after that. Fuck it.
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April 9, 2009
GuyTV Crush | The Real World Brooklyn's Chet "Super Bi" Cannon
He's just got some bi in him. I can't except that he's 100 percent straight. I just can't. I wish and I pray and I hope that he's part of one of the next 4 challenges MTV is planning after The Duel 2. My erection can already picture Chet and his beautiful body flaunted in High Definition wearing only speedos and drenched in water for some lake challenge.
I wonder who Chet would make out with on the next challenge...
Oh and don't get me started on the most disgusting thing about last night's The Duel 2 premiere. The Real World Denver's Davis making out with The Real Fame Whore Ryan in that pathetic useless wannabe "orgy" in the hot tub. And then they go to a bunk bed and are the first to fuck in the house? Just completely disgusting.
Now had it been Davis and Landon... well then it would be something to rave about but anything with Ryan is just spit out nasty. Davis, you're a whore. Straight up, a whore. Seriously, a whore.
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April 8, 2009
MTV's The Duel 2 | Dailies Website Opens! The Challenge Debuts Tonight! Plus CT & Adam Draw Blood In Uncensored Fight Video!
Challenge Dailies | Official Uncensored Website
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April 7, 2009
Bravo's New Project Runway... The Fashion Show! Premieres May 7th! And Now Bravo, As RuPaul Says, "Don't Fuck It Up".
Now that Project Runway has finally moved to a whole new boring network Bravo is ready to unleash the "step up" series, The Fashion Show! Bravo has done the whole "up and coming" designer show, now they want the designers with experience and the chance to have their own line for us consumers to buy in the stores. Now if that's not one hell of a prize then I don't know what it is for a fashion designer show.
And if you're wondering what song is used in the previews for The Fashion Show... it's Real World by All American Rejects. The instrumental part of the song is very fashion drug after hours party glamour. Oh shit snap, the next preview on air should end with possible season bitch Daniella doing her signature pose and saying "I'll fuck you and your dress up to win" THEN CUE the song's catchy chorus.
The season kicks off Thursdays this May. May 7th to be exact. Bravo has opened up the official shitty website for us to devour. There you will find the bios for the season's 15 contestants plus video introductions of the designers as well as video introductions for the judges that include Isaac "Target Store" Mizrahi, Kelly Rowland and Fern "Who?" Mallis. Who the fuck is that? Well apparently her bio is soooo fucking big that it takes up 2 full pages over at her bio page. She's big shit apparently.
It's too bad RuPaul already has that wickedly kick ass tag line that this show could have really loved using... "Don't Fuck It Up". I wonder what this new show's signature exit line is going to be... Ohh I got it. "You're Just Not In". Ouch BITCH, that hurt!
Let's see. Who will be this season's new mega Cunty Bitch. Someone cut throat... From the first impressions it looks like it could be Daniella. She looks like she will cut your dress in half to win! WATCH OUT! She's already our favorite contestant and the show hasn't even started!
Team Daniella!
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April 6, 2009
Johnny Depp... Or... Daisy Of Love's Fox?!?!
For all those ladies and gents who want a Johnny Depp look alike-ish double... then tune into Daisy Of Love. The new show debuts Sunday April 26th! Oh I can't wait!
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April 5, 2009
Wrestlemania 25! Tonight! AC/DC! John Cena's Body! Randy Orton's Sweat! One Night Only!
I predict a Randy Orton win and Cena once again walking away with the damn belt even though a part of me thinks Vince will surprise us with giving the title to The Big Show, you know, so Cena can film another movie that will bomb at the box office.
Plus another video mix of my Dallas Raw experience!
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April 3, 2009
College Hill: South Beach | Fight Fight Fight Bitches! Dollar Store Style Video!
These bitches and hoes, including the Super Gay Kyle, are trying to top MTV's The Real World with their cat fights and shouting matches AND ITS ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS SINCE THEY MOVED INTO THE HOUSE!
Whoa! It's already episode 3 and 4 this week and the cast already had to vote out one of their own out of the house! With a 4 to 2 vote the cast sent crazy ass psycho Terri home over the brillant and beautifully wicked Milan. Apparently Terri was angry 'cause one of the hottest guys in College Hill history pulled away from Terri's Fatal Attraction ass so she took her anger out on the most beautiful female of the house, Milan. The guy in question for Terri's crazy eye is Brandon.
If was obvious the house became divided when they were told that they had to vote someone out. The reason why the house was divided was because even though Milan eventually charged Terri and hit her most of the blame did go on Terri for REPEATEDLY threatening, verbally, Milan's "life" with pool sticks, pool balls, her "cousin"- this crazy ass bitch talked about bringing her family to fuck up our beautiful Milan. So even though Milan felt she was in a place of defense the cast felt Terri had started this whole thing with her childish, weirdish behaviour.
Now about that fight. Terri claims Milan did not "hit" her in the face or anywhere but had to check her "weave" to make sure nothing was pulled out. So this TWAT just revealed that even though Milan did in fact charge her that Milan did not "hit" her YET Terri goes on and on about how she is so FUCKING PROUD of kicking Milan in the stomach, so much that she twat ass gloats that Milan "can no longer have kids". Um... yeah.. Terri you're going home. You and that skank ass slut from Bad Girls Club that was proud of hitting one of the Amber's left for the very same reason. SHOW REMORSE BITCH.
The cast's Super Gay Kyle apparently was the one who ended up sending the nut job Fatal Attraction youngster Terri home. What was shocking was you'd think he would have wanted Milan to go home since he got into a loud ass fucking one sided verbal fight with the beauty queen on the mutha fucking boat trip to their house in episode one. The fuckers didn't even get into the house before they were fighting, more so Kyle going AWF on one of his housemates.
What set Kyle off was how Milan approached him being gay and outing him to the cast, taking away something he felt was his right to do. To tell the cast he was gay. Well Kyle flipped the fuck out. I mean I've seen gay cast members on shows like this always wanting to keep their "secret" a secret until the "right time" but Kyle just had to go Whitney Houston on poor poor beautiful Milan.
If you haven't guessed it I'm on Team Milan.
So anyways the house vote came to a secret ballot but the actual votes were clear. And when Terri was told by the cast that she was the one to leave she slowly started to flip the fuck out again. When Kyle straight up told her he was the deciding vote she flicked him off and started calling him two faced and was just done with him. He threw the fact that she was CRAZY the first night with Brandon and how this all started because of HER STUPID ASS.
Now what Kyle didn't know is this TWAT Terri was once again acting crazy going AWF in the confessional about how Kyle wasn't on her "side" or her "team" during the aftermath of the fight. You know Terri loved Allison and Brandon in the room with her trying to calm her down but since Kyle wasn't there she was questioning his motives and why he wasn't there and all this high school-ish bullshit about how KYLE had to be on her side, you know, since they've only known each other for 2 FUCKING DAYS that Kyle just HAD TO BE LOYAL TO HER STUPID ASS. IDIOT.
Whew, This cunty twaty commentary on my part is very much my Big Brother style coverage. Big Brother 11 needs to start already. Shit.
Anyways, Wacky Terri's now private MySpace profile page writes "She was also chosen to be an original cast member of BET's television show COLLEGE HILL SOUTH BEACH out of about 4,000 college students. She was chosen for the show due to her accomplishments, feisty personality and the fact that she shocked the producers of the show by doing back flip in her audition. She was dubbed as the “pageant girl” due her immense amount of success in the Florida pageant system. Even though the show was not what Terri expected it to be, she has learned a great deal about the industry and in turn has been moved to amazing opportunities."
Seriously? A fucking "back flip"? Honey, you got on the show 'cause you reality TV show crazy. Hopefully you've learned from this and learned that this is NOT how to live life.
As for Brandon. At first he was all into playing up with Terri but on the 2nd day in the house he pulled away from her because he was just "playing" with her and he KNEW she was taking it too seriously. HE EVEN called her "crazy" for HER thinking he and her were somehow connected after just one day. I'm sure he's dealt with crazy ass love sick girls in the past so he knew when to pull away from her. I mean BET did not edit this Fatal Attraction shit down, I mean this edit of Terri's attraction to Brandon was CRAZY.
Later, after the fight, Brandon didn't want either Milan or Terri to leave. His tatics of splitting the vote caused one his housemate's friendship to come to a weird almost end. You see Chris, another housemate, knows Brandon from outside the house and after seeing "new sides" to Brandon, well Chris has started to pull away from Brandon.
Fellow hunk housemate Paul, the "white" poet, has sided with Chris against Brandon and both feel Brandon is on a boat all on his own. That their "3 person alliance" aka the BROTHERS are over.
Now over on BET.com this crazy ass bitch Terri has some final words on her housemates. Oh my shit, here we go with this nut job. This TWAT talks about how Kyle "has this long journey to go". FUCKING SHUT THE TWAT UP ho! You a youngster compared to this cast. BITCH you ain't "grown" yet. You still growing. After you were quick to question his loyalty to you after a 2 DAY FUCKING RELATIONSHIP, bitch you deserved to have your ass voted out by your "2 day friend".
Terri continues to love Brandon even though he thinks she's "crazy" to some degree. She thinks Chris "should get to know people better". SHUT THE FUCK UP TWAT. She then goes on to diss Tiffany, her competition in the house for Brandon's eye. Terri is so jealous of Tiffany it is just funny to watch. Now she goes on about Paul and how PAUL "HAS ALOT OF GROWING TO DO". Give me a break YOU STUPID SHIT TURD LUMP OF SHIT. Paul is GROWN. I wish Terri had the sweaty balls to tell this to Paul's face but she know her mouth shit is stank so she is doing this in the confessional.
Terri hearts Allison, the innocent so far "nobody" on the cast. This girl Allison talked about wanting to leave after Terri was voted out.. bitch leave with her then. Get out. Allison does infact look like the most likable cast member but girl you gotta ditch Terri. Allison commented Terri's MySpace profile checking in how Terri was after the show aired. Terri is "fine" as usual and Allison is "there" when Terri needs her. VOMIT! Those 2 can have each other. Allison in the end still feels Milan should have left over Terri but who gives a fuck, Milan stayed!
Now Terri starts to go AWF about the goddess Milan. At least Terri admits Milan is "a cute girl" but then calls herself "gorgeous" over Milan's beauty. I CALL BULLSHIT. Then Terri goes on and on about Milan being "fake" and how everything about Milan is "fake".
Terri, learn this, when a girl calls another girl fake, it's a clear message that one girl is dead set JEALOUS of the girl she's calling "fake". That's how it is. You feel better about yourself when you call someone "fake" to put this image in your mind that this beauty Milan has isn't a reality when in fact it is. You calling her fake puts your stupid ass mind at ease that you're still somehow better than her when in fact she's better than you. Terri, there WILL be women out there better than you and there will be women out there that you are better than. Milan is BETTER than you.
Boy I can't wait until the reunion! Terri vs Milan PART 2! Hey VH1, add these 2 bitches to CHARM SCHOOL! Please hold open enrollment to everyone from reality TV!
Update: GuyTVBlog.com reader, UF Alum, sent us some new info on Terri and her thoughts as she now TURNS on the show that cast her in the first place. In her MySpace profile she loves to USE the show to her advantage but then trashes them when she gets a chance.
""I prayed that (the show) would be used for the greater good of my career,” said Darden, who has been singing, acting and dancing since she was very young.
Though she had no idea what would take place while filming the show, Darden said she naively thought all the cast members would get along.
“It was the most volatile experience of my life,” she said. “I wouldn’t recommend anyone to go out for a reality TV show because it’s not safe.”
During filming, she got in a fight with another cast member. She said the producers of the show didn’t break up their scuffle, and afterward, the producers wouldn’t allow her to call the police.
After the fight, Darden was released from the show.
“Initially, the cast would have gotten along, but the producers instigated fights,” Darden said.
She also said a lot of the show was scripted, and producers made them act out situations again until they gave the reactions they wanted.
The show isn’t real, she said, because it doesn’t capture the essence of real college life.
“In real college, we don’t fight,” she said.
“We are more focused on graduating and finishing school.”
The cast of “College Hill: South Beach,” which premieres Tuesday night on BET, were all acting, Darden said.
Most of the cast members weren’t in college at the time when they were filming, she explained.
Darden said she isn’t going to watch “College Hill” this season.
She said it was a jungle, and normal people couldn’t survive in it."
Whoa. Here she goes again acting like she's all "grown" again.
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