April 7, 2009
Bravo's New Project Runway... The Fashion Show! Premieres May 7th! And Now Bravo, As RuPaul Says, "Don't Fuck It Up".
Now that Project Runway has finally moved to a whole new boring network Bravo is ready to unleash the "step up" series, The Fashion Show! Bravo has done the whole "up and coming" designer show, now they want the designers with experience and the chance to have their own line for us consumers to buy in the stores. Now if that's not one hell of a prize then I don't know what it is for a fashion designer show.
And if you're wondering what song is used in the previews for The Fashion Show... it's Real World by All American Rejects. The instrumental part of the song is very fashion drug after hours party glamour. Oh shit snap, the next preview on air should end with possible season bitch Daniella doing her signature pose and saying "I'll fuck you and your dress up to win" THEN CUE the song's catchy chorus.
The season kicks off Thursdays this May. May 7th to be exact. Bravo has opened up the official shitty website for us to devour. There you will find the bios for the season's 15 contestants plus video introductions of the designers as well as video introductions for the judges that include Isaac "Target Store" Mizrahi, Kelly Rowland and Fern "Who?" Mallis. Who the fuck is that? Well apparently her bio is soooo fucking big that it takes up 2 full pages over at her bio page. She's big shit apparently.
It's too bad RuPaul already has that wickedly kick ass tag line that this show could have really loved using... "Don't Fuck It Up". I wonder what this new show's signature exit line is going to be... Ohh I got it. "You're Just Not In". Ouch BITCH, that hurt!
Let's see. Who will be this season's new mega Cunty Bitch. Someone cut throat... From the first impressions it looks like it could be Daniella. She looks like she will cut your dress in half to win! WATCH OUT! She's already our favorite contestant and the show hasn't even started!
Posted by guytvblog at April 7, 2009 12:33 AM