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April 15, 2009
GuyTV Crush | College Hill South Beach's Paul! Plus Brandon's DouceBagNess Calls Gay Roomie Kyle A "Fucking Homo"
Isn't Paul and his body just lick fuck tastic.
How are you not still watching BET's College Hill South Beach aka The Real World Miami. This show is packed full of drama! Especially last night when Brandon, shown with Paul, called sometimes out of control Gay housemate Kyle a "fucking homo" and how he wanted to "hit" and "punch" Kyle for getting under his skin.
It all started when self titled slut Allison reveals far too much of her sexual life to our gay roomie loud mouth Kyle, who also happens to have an eating disorder but we'lll get to that later. Kyle, around night time hours, uses what Allison told everyone against her in a joking but obnixous manner. Allison isn't down for it but does at least accept fault for putting her "business" out there and having it used against her.
Loud ass Kyle is yelling and laughing all over the place while Brandon, the show's self appointed male diva, is trying to get his beauty sleep in his bed in his bedroom. Kyle is so loud that Brandon can hear everything. You see Brandon at times dribbles his stupid basketball IN THE HOUSE which annoys everyone who's trying to basically sleep in.
So when Brandon demands for Kyle to stop and shut up of course Kyle, who has been effected by the basketball bouncing at all hours, doesn't give a good God shit about what Brandon wants or needs. When Brandon doesn't get his way he lashed out with the "fucking homo" crack. Of course Brandon tells us in his confessional that he "doesn't mean no disrespect" WELL THEN YOU MALE BITCH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
This numb nut fucker still hasn't apologized for calling Kyle that BECAUSE it is pretty obvious Brandon means what he said. Kyle, shockingly, lets that roll of his shoulders and doesn't make a big deal out of it. Not that I am but still had a white roommate used a certain word to ues in anger towards Brandon well you get the idea. Some people take it offensively, others don't.
Kyle sort of does and keeps fucking with Brandon... all fucking night as others roomies who also are starting to hate Brandon watch and egg Kyle on.
Brandon heads downstairs to sleep but can't because Kyle follows him down there. They have another exchange of words. The phone ends up ringing and Brandon heads upstairs to answer it. It's one of his female "wants to get up on his hot dick" friend and sides with Brandon about everything and trashes Kyle just because Brandon does. Brandon refers Kyle to the "gay version of New York {VH1 diva}, a "movie star self" who demands attention and how Kyle is "this gay dude" who he wants to leave the house for good. Brandon then tells us how his "friend" is in "shock" that HE has to live with someone "who acts like this" yet Brandon accepts NO FUCKING FAULT as to why Kyle is acting this way BECAUSE of Brandon's actions.
I mean the fucking episode is focused on Brandon's behaviour and how it is pissing out everyone in the house minus "bitch go home already" Allison. The show even flashbacks to Brandon's "fake" behaviour in previous episodes. The show is very much against Brandon and they really are only working with what Brandon has given them. This self appointed Male Diva character he put in front of the cameras.
Kyle later in the night gets in an argument with Allison, Brandon's only friend in the house, the same bitch who tells Brandon that she wants to LEAVE yet again, well anyways Kyle gets into a shouting match that causes Allison to somewhat push a chair aside trying to show Kyle she means physical business. Brandon, who watches along with the other roomies but doesn't get in the fight, tells us in his confessional that BECAUSE Kyle has "disrespected" Allison, his only friend in the house that he now wants to hit Kyle. Brandon says "I really want to hit this guy just to shut him up". Oh Brandon, shut the fuck up already. And bitch remember, we hit back mutha fucker.
The show also got a new roomie since nut job Fatal Attraction girl got voted out after her fight with another female beauty in the house. This new female housemate, Kay, turns out to be friends with Brandon and his stupid side of the house alliance seems to be building up to a total of three, including "bitch go home already" Allison.
The rest of the house is so over Brandon's shit. Allison feels like an "outcast" but bitch did it to herself. What's with reality TV show houses getting divided so damn quickly.
Oh and Kay is soooo not feeling our Gay housemate Kyle. He's just too honest, straight forward and too damn curious about all things Kay. She feels like she can somehow control Kyle and put him in his place. Bitch please.
This season is sooo good. If you want to catch up on College Hill then by all means head on over to BET.com now!
Oh and next week the gang goes to Key West! Shirtless Paul Screencaps! Holla!
Posted by guytvblog at April 15, 2009 1:49 AM
Comments
wow did know Paul had that body hmmmm
Posted by: Josh at April 18, 2009 1:03 AM
Kyle's not honest, he's obnoxious, aggressive and rude. Didn't he even admit that he lies?
That was too fucking funny when he was yelling shit at Brandon when he was trying to sleep though! I loved how Chris was laughing and dancing in the background because it was so hilarious.
Paul needs to lose the grill and replace it with braces. Then he'll be cute.
Posted by: paul at April 22, 2009 4:28 PM
