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May 31, 2009

E3 2009 Starts Tomorrow! I've Got Game Wood For Nintendo & Sony's LIVE Press Conferences Tuesday June 2nd!!!

Ohh I'm so damn excited! Here's the schedule as copied and pasted from Gamespot.com

"The biggest part of the show will without a doubt be the press conferences and our live stage show. The times of the live broadcasts are listed below, but if you ever miss one of them, you can always come back later for the archived HD videos.

* Microsoft Press Conference: 10:30 a.m. PDT, June 1

* Electronic Arts Press Conference: 2:00 p.m. PDT, June 1

* Ubisoft Press Conference: 5:00 p.m. PDT, June 1

* Nintendo Press Conference: 9:00 a.m. PDT, June 2

* Sony Press Conference: 11:00 a.m. PDT, June 2

* GameSpot's Live E3 Stage Show, Day 1: 2:00 pm - 6:00 p.m. PDT, June 2

* GameSpot's Live E3 Stage Show, Day 2: 10:00 am - 6:00 p.m. PDT, June 3

* GameSpot's Live E3 Stage Show, Day 3: 10:00 am - 5:40 p.m. PDT, June 4"

Head on over to Gamespot.com's live coverage and blog and twitter updates of all the big reveals and news. I'm praying for the announcement of Mario Party 9, fucking love playing those games. I also hope for new pictures and more info for Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad Of Super Gay Tony's new game adventure- OH and I hope Sony has a tight suit wearing muscled Batman out on stage for us to drool over to promote Arkham Asylum!

E3 2009 Coverage | Gamespot.com

Game Trailers also always has the greatest and hottest game trailers in HD for us to get hard for. Here's one featuring The Joker from Batman's sexy new tighter than ever costumed game {featured above}.

Oh yeah, and if you have cable G4TV is showing everything LIVE on your tele box. And if you don't have cable then use Gamespot.com links above.

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So You Think You Can Dance | Kevin "Shakira" Cormier's Insanely Popular Song Used During His Horrid Audition!

The first song "Maghalena" is the song and the 2nd song listed is just another track to further enjoy. Your welcome! For some reason you'll have to head to immem's website to hear the full track, bastards. Everyone's desperate for hits and clicks now, me included.

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May 30, 2009

Big Brother 11 | Bigger Secrets? Housecalls Cancelled! All New House Shit Storm Starts Thursday July 9th!!!!

I can't wait to love to hate my favorite reality show! There's even talk this year will feature a "little person". I still want my Gays, Gays and more Gays in the house! Especially with the hot topic of gay marriage on everyone's lips having a Gay couple in the house versus a couple against Gay Marriage... now that's hot summer television! DRAMA!

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May 29, 2009

Shirtless! | The Bachelorette Guys! Episode 2!

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May 27, 2009

OMG! REAL WORLD CANCUN Debuts June 24th! 8 Roomies Feat. Puck 2.0?!?! Lesbians & Gays! Oh My!

Now there's been rumors that this season will have 1 roomie getting kicked out due to some breaking of hotel rules, a male gay roomie making his debut, again all rumors, an episode about swine flu and I'm just assumin gay sex in the Real World loft house thing. It looks like CJ's body does indeed far surpass Brooklyn's Scott's body.

Don't forget to check out GuyTVBlog.com's Real World Cancun section for news, updates and screencaps as the new season unfolds starting Wednesday June 24th!

The Real World Cancun | Official MTV Website

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May 26, 2009

Shirtless! | The Phone's Mitch Gladstone!

He's a personal trainer and a student studying Nutrition. Hot damn he can only get hotter and better with age. Can't wait to see him in more reality TV, shirtless and even more shirtless!

This post starts a new, long overdue series of posts here on GuyTVBlog.com. Shirtless! will be a collection of shirtless guys that I think are worth my posting time. Mitch Gladstone from MTV's stupid reality show The Phone is the first.

And tomorrow I'll post another mega Shirtless! post featuring the many many men of The Bachelorette. I mean the entire episode was nearly biceps, muscles, pecs, deltoids and more pecs!

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May 24, 2009

Game Wood | Wii Punch Out's Hot New Redesigned Fighters!

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May 22, 2009

This Season... On The Shirtless Bachelorette!

I still have yet to watch the entire first 2 hours but I did just fast the fuck forwarded to the end to see the "this season on the Bachelorette" preview and boy are they all shirtless! And man is there drama this year! 3 guys with girlfriends, 1 guy using her to be the next "Bachelor" and one is secretly GAY! No, I'm just kidding about the Gay bachelor, but seriously that would be amazing if one of the guys this season came out of the closet due to his intense attraction to another contestant.

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May 20, 2009

Wow! So American Idol's Adam Upset Is A Repeat Of Clay's Upset From American Idol 2!

Yep, the ungay person one against the "gay" one. Again. And we all know who ended up selling the most records and who had the most dominate career out of AI2's final 2... the GAY ONE!

But it was nice to see Kris Allen win and have that emotional hug with his wife on stage during the end credits, pictured above. They're both super cute so who gives a fuck who won. The voting is never really about the singing anyways.

Whoa! A reader over at Perez Hilton wrote this about the show's winners. Interesting.

"A.I. is more popular in rural areas and the south, than in big cities, midwest, east/west coast. Most of the winners have been from southern states and all from "red" states (Adam is from California):
Season 1: Clarkson - Texas
Season 2: Studdard - (Germany) raised in Alabama
Season 3: Barrino - North Carolina
Season 4: Underwood - Oklahoma
Season 5: Hicks - Alabama
Season 6: Sparks - Arizona
Season 7: Cook - Texas/Missouri/Oklahoma
Season 8: Allen - Arkansas
I don't want to take away from Kris Allen, he is talented, but I do think that Adams implied sexuality and appearance worked against him considering the odds above. Clean cut all-american boy wins."

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The Duel 2 | The Challenge's Hottest Video Ever! Mark & That Douche Bag Shirtless!

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May 18, 2009

Welcome To The Real World Cancun Super Gay Roomie Derek Chavez!!!

With still no start date for MTV's The Real World: Cancun but we do have the entire cast revealed on the web via Vevom community. The buzz is that this year there are 2 gay roomies and this guy is one of them. His MySpace profile is full of all his "bitches" missing him, them screaming that he be careful of the "swine flu" and how much they missed him.

His "bitches" holla "BE CAREFUL!!WATCH OUT FOR THA SWINE FLU!! I MISS YOU!" and "Hi Derek! How have you been.. I just saw an update that you are back. Where did you go? I'm a mommy now! Dang I haven't seen you in a while! " and "awww yay!! how did it all go!! glad you made it home safe :o)" and "omg, i just found out where you went. I cannot even believe it. You're going to have so much fucking fun. Can't wait to see how it all unfolds!"

Yeah, he's on the Real World Cancun. Can't wait for the all new GAY DRAMA!

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May 17, 2009

Epic Game Wood | Brutal Legend's Eddie "Beer Thick Dick" Riggs

But then I lost my Epic Game Wood when I found out Jack Black lends his voice, among other things, to the game's muscled "thick penis'd" star. Oh come on! Just look at him, you know his dick is Beer Can Thick! And the game itself does look "fucking awesome"!

Brutal Legend | Official "Fucking Awesome" Game Website

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May 16, 2009

Hey Big Brother 11 House, Get A Clue, Build A Pool Like This For More Shirtless Action!

The new U.S. season kicks off this summer but this pool from Brazilian Big Brother is insane. A camera in the pool, to catch blow jobs or flopping dicks, a shallow area to lounge in and large enough for guys to get a good workout in. Get it right Big Brother 11! Build This Pool and then cast someone who mirrors Hugh Jackman's hunky hairy body that will get wet every day, all the way through to the final hunky 2!

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May 15, 2009

Stop The Channel! | The Fashion Show's Andrew Christian Shirtless & America's Next Top Hot Brazilian!

Just randomly catching up with programs over the past week and noticed 2 moments that made me want to rewind and rewind and rewind my Tivo. Just something fun to look at on your down time. And you know I was going to post a request for a shirtless photo of Andrew Christian and what do you know, I got one, from Bravo's The Fashion Show. No screen cap of him wearing his own designer underwear though.

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May 13, 2009

Game Wood | Shirtless Gerard Butler From The Film, Gamer!

Gamer | Official Film Website

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May 12, 2009

The Bachelorette | 30 Erections For Our Newest Hot Dog Obsessed Beauty! Which Hard On Will Win Her Heart?

My top four picks selected above. Of course the most handsome of the bunch are my final four picks.

The Bachelorette | Official Shitty ABC Website

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May 11, 2009

The Fashion Show | Play This David Guetta Kelly Rowland Song Every Week Bravo!

And whoa... I had no idea Andrew Christian was on The Fashion Show! How the hell did I miss that?!?! I think it was that stupid pink hat from his bio photo that turned me off from even daring to read his bio. Pink hat deserves an elimination episode all on its own.

And now we wait for Bravo to show Andrew shirtless in an episode while he wakes up wearing his beautiful underwear that he sells. Check out his official blog where you'll find his take on the new show.

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Big Brother 11 | What The Hell Allison? Only 10 New Houseguests This Summer?!?! OHHH This Means "Intruders" Are Finally Coming To BB USA!

I some how missed this little news bit of Julie Chen revealing in this now vintage interview from The Early Show that this summer's Big Brother will only have 10 houseguests. Last year had 13, season 9 had 16, season 8 had 14, season 7 had 14, season 6 had 14, season 5 had 14, season 4 had 13, season 3 had 12, season 2 had 12 and who gives a fuck about season one!!!

My point is why attempt to pull of a season with only 10 houseguests?!?!

The obvious with this year's season is Intruders. Not sure what a Big Brother Intruder is? Big Brother Australia has used this idea over the course of their seasons and it has worked to some degree or another. Adding new houseguests mid season just works. It fucks up the alliances, the game, the friendships, the romances, creates new enemies, jump starts the drama... it's amazing.

I expect this season's cast to figure out this twist seconds once they arrive into the house and discover only 10 of them are in the house. These players aren't stupid. They will figure out how many weeks are left in the game, who has to leave during what week for it to work and how many Intruders will have to come into the house to make the show run through it's finale date.

Big Brother 11 better have another giant twist other than Intruders 'cause these houseguests won't be surprised. Now if this new summer season starts off with 13 and then adds 3 more a few evictions later then that would be a surprise as no one saw that coming.

Only putting 10 in the house will only make the house become prepared for new houseguests to arrive mid season with intent to agree that they all vote them back out as soon as possible.

Big Brother 11 better handle Intruders in a fun damn way. Like for example, a game is about to be played in the backyard, the houseguests filter out into the backyard for a new HOH game only to discover 2 new houseguests standing at their podiums ready to play the game too. They can't talk to each other but the stares will be there. Then Julie Chen will start the game and once the game is over the houseguests can now mingle with the 2 newbies with a third houseguest to enter later in the game. The third houseguest should step in and shock them again at another HOH game but this one being the endurance one!!!

I want a giant cast this year! I want Intruders! This needs to happen! No more returning houseguests crap- KAYSAR & JAMES! Once a player leaves they are OUT!

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VH1's I Love Mike Ruiz | Mike Ruiz Is Now Aware Of My Idea, Next... VH1!

Mike Ruiz himself responds to my funny post on his Facebook page.

I think the most important thing here is that he didn't say he wouldn't do it if asked. There is still hope VH1 will give us Gays our own VH1 dating show for guys, with or without Mike or Lance. Plus when we do get our own show we'll have some hot gay guys in the mix of I Love Money seasons 3, 4 and 5.

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May 7, 2009

Mr. GuyTVBlog Is Slammed At Work. Regular Updates Back To Normal This Weekend!

Sorry for the delay and slow week. I've just been pulling in loads of hours at my job and have had little time for TV. This week is almost over and I can get back to normal.

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May 6, 2009

Bravo's The Fashion Show | Debuts This Week! Thursday! Design Those Dresses Until You Bleed For Fashion!

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May 4, 2009

VH1's I Love Mike Ruiz | Just A Taste More Of Mike Ruiz, Perfect Candidate For VH1's First Gay Dating Show!

Yeah I know, trying not to sound like a broken record but my voice is getting heard. It's like a snowball rolling out of slow control towards VH1. You'll all thank me when this show gets on VH1 and becomes their #1 highest rated show ever!

Scroll down below for a bite more Mike Ruiz. You know, at first I wanted I wanted Lance Bass for this show but Mike is just more man enough to do it. Lance did do Dancing with the Stars but would he date on TV?

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