June 30, 2009
Ross! Big Brother 11! Tour! allison grodn... ROSS IS HOUSECALLS 2.O!
Holy Dangling Game Nuts! This Is A Gay Gamers Ultra Club Party Mix Beat To Mastur- To Screw Other Gay Gaymers To!
Final Level Gametastic Gamegasm HOT!
Big Brother 11 | Media Day Season 10.5!
LOVE THE HOUSE! I can't wait for season 11, no matter how much I bitch and complain about that Allison Grodner, I still LOVE Big Brother! Oh wait, the house looks good in the show but horrible with a flash camera! Gross!
June 29, 2009
Dealing With Hospital Issue At The Moment... Update! Everything's Going Good So Far! Back To Updating!
When I get back from the hospital later today, hopefully in a good mood, praying for a good mood, then I can get into all the Big Brother 11 Media Day DRAMA!
For those unable to wait be sure to check out We Love Big Brother for their own big media blowout as they were among 11 others who were invited to participate in a "media" day season aka Big Brother 10.5 season that features them doing everything in less than 2 days. A sort of a run through with media before the actual houseguests enter.
Basically you'll know more than me later today. Enjoy the surprise of Big Brother week! Houseguests to be revealed July 1st on the Early Show!
June 28, 2009
Anderson Cooper & Antoine Maisani Just Being Their Handsome Selves With Their Bikes At Manhattan’s Greenwich Village Super Hot Area!
Those shirts leave nothing to the imagination. Oh how much longer must we wait for a shirtless picture of Anderson Cooper on some beach somewhere, wet and drenched, his six pack flexed in the sunlight, his "boyfriend" just a few feet away also shirtless... how much longer Anderson?!?!?
June 26, 2009
GTVB's Workout! | Scott Herman's Fitness Channel
Former Real World Hunk, currently replaced by Cancun's CJ, gives "followers" his take on fitness. I mean really these videos are just a way for you to go to his official website, give him money and learn from him to make a better you but really, just got to your local gym and talk with the trainers there. Just basically get healthy and fit, either through Scott or a trainer at your local gym.
And holy TV shit you have to sit through 5 fucking minutes in the first video for Scott to show off his abs in glorious HD. So really I just screencapped the fucker so you wouldn't have to sit through it. Enjoy!
And you know what Scott really needs to do on his next photo shoot, go hairy! Hairy thighs, hairy pecs, hairy abs... HOT! Of course not super hairy but a good furry action going.
June 25, 2009
Real World Cancun | Spoiler! The New Amazing Season Has Started And Look What Happens Next Week!!! I'm So Team Ayiiia!
I love it when Joey proclaims "She thinks she's better than everybody" about Ayiiia. Well DOUCHE BAG, right back at ya! In the season premiere Joey apparently didn't like how Ayiiia and Jasmine acted towards him in regards to his line of questioning and thoughts yet when he found out they snuck into his room to catch a glimpse of him fucking some girl that he suddenly thought they were cool for doing something he would have done. So basically Joey thought he was better than these 2 girls until they did something that possible brought them up a notch in his book of "awesomeness".
Something about Ayiiia pisses him off and I hope he gets evicted by episode's end. I hear another gay dude makes it on this season!!!! WHERE ARE YOU 2ND GAY ROOMIE!?!?!
In the Cancun season trailer we do see Joey making a comment in regards to "they ruined something that is everything to me " meaning sending him home? I HOPE! He is also seen crying in the same clothes and hat with hunky super dreamy CJ standing next to him comforting him. There's another shot of Joey in the same outfit yelling stuff to Ayiiia in the bus ride home back to the hotel suite. I suspect all the footage from Joey is from next week's hour long episode in which he gets evicted!!!!
Oh wait, I got a spoiler!
Where's douche bag Joey?!?! GONE! New Super Gay Guy featured!
June 23, 2009
Real World Cancun | Vintage Roomie CJ Before His Cancun Days! Season Premiere This Wednesday! Sneak Preview Right Here!
Note: If, as usual, the MTV video does not load then by all means head on over here to see the video even though it should be able to be embedded! Also Real World Cancun Dailies have opened up and guess what, the site is having embedding issues. HOLY NUT FUCK MTV, get it together!
June 22, 2009
Brooke Knows Best | Super Hot Douche Bag "Orlando" Makes His Pervy Debut On VH1! Dating Show Next?
Oh man I hope VH1 contacted Orlando for a potential spot on one of their future dating shows, maybe I Love New York 3? AWESOME!
June 20, 2009
QVC Brings Back Everything On 5 Easy Payments Again! Today, Saturday, June 20th ONLY!
Need a new suitcase? New Vaccum? New power tools? New TV? New shit around your house? Then sign up with QVC, make sure to have a valid credit card and start shopping buying everything on 5 easy monthly installments!
Q FUCKING V FUCKING C! | Official Website
And if you need to know the rules, here you go:
"This Easy Pay offer ("Offer") cannot be used for prior purchases or combined with other Easy Pay or Deferred Pay promotions. Offer applies to any product (except Gift Card) offered via the live QVC television broadcast or QVC.com and purchased with a major credit card between 12:01 a.m. and 11:59 p.m. ET on June 20, 2009 ("Qualifying Item"). Purchase price, Shipping & Handling, and tax of each Qualifying Item will be divided into five (5) payments; Offer cannot be reused if a Qualifying Item is returned. Offer valid on the cost of the first shipment only of auto-delivery items unless otherwise specified in the offer description. Auto-delivery items and waitlisted items not ordered and purchased on June 20, 2009, but coincidentally shipped on this day, are not eligible. Items purchased at QVC retail, employee, outlet, or subsidiary stores are not eligible. Some restrictions apply. Offer subject to change without notice."
June 19, 2009
Adrian Bellani | Actor Who Could Use Much More Screen Time Takes A Shirtless Holiday
I'm still trying to get the word out to have Ugly Betty feature him in some kind of hunky shirtless story arc on the series, a new model working at the magazine with possible ill intentions towards someone connected to his secret past. Juicy and spicy storyline!
June 18, 2009
Whew! It's A Hot Pop Culture Summer! Super Gorgeous Ryan! That Hunky Super Tan Soccer Guy! Fame! Janelle Monae!
And I can't wait for Fame! Both the teaser and theatrical trailers are edited very nicely and really make me give a shit about the movie. I was never a Fame fan of the original movie but this one I'm going nuts for. Plus the new Fame! theme song single, sort of.
And I just literally discovered Janelle Monae, I mean literally today at the mall. Saw this video on a high definition television and was just in awe. I could not shop, I was distracted, I couldn't look away. I actually smiled watching this. LOVE IT!
June 17, 2009
Holy FCK! New Jersey Housewives Fight Was Amazing!
Tune your Tivo's and DVR's to Thursday for an extended hour long Twat Fight of that eventful dinner. Top that Washington DC housewives! Fight in front of the White House Lawn!
Love Teresa, Love Teresa's husband more, Can't stand Dina or Caroline. I'm so Team Danielle and Jacqueline after watching this entire season and OH MY GOD I can't wait for the reunion.
Bravo's blogs have the ladies discussing some details before the reunion airs. Apparently Jacqueline does point the finger at Danielle for putting the book out on TV "first" but really had she not done it others would have, shit even Bravo itself would have hand delivered the book to Dina just to fuck with the season. So what, it's out and Danielle has 2 children, what's in the book can't be that bad or she would be in jail and away from her 2 kids. When the fuck does everything have to be complete truth if written in a book.
In Dina's blog she goes on to talk about Danielle's kids being in the room when the giant fight went down. How she felt bad for them but at least the kids, who I believe are old enough, were able to see Dina and Caroline get CALLED THE FUCK OUT by their own "blood"! LOL!
Danielle does indeed try to make a public yet written apology to Dina about placing the entire blame on her for whatever she was accussed of.
This reunion next week or 2 weeks from now better be 2 hours long.
And hairy chested Andy, still waiting for an All Star season of the best housewives for a 6 episode series following the selected housewives on vacation, doing a charity event or just living in a house together while they do something for someone, just put the crazy ones all together for good drama.
June 16, 2009
Big Brother 11 | Please Let Extra Glam Jordin Pretty Get On This Season's Cast!
He's like a younger, much better version of Dick except minus the self righteous ego and shithole stink. And why the hell wasn't Jordin part of the cast of VH1's Daisy of Love?
So far we have yet to discover the new cast of Big Brother 11 but blogs are reporting that the cast has been selected and notifed. I can only assume that the cast has been filmed accepting their keys, packed their bags and been taken to a top secret shitty hotel waiting to start the game.
Jordin did say on his MySpace profile that he has "some big news" but I doubt he has been selected. You're not suppose to talk about this with anyone until the cast is revealed and the show starts. My only hope is to hold onto my yearly theory of "Intruders". Jordin would be a perfect Intruder coming in a few weeks down the line.
Enjoy his body of work featured above.
June 15, 2009
Big Brother UK | Super Gay Housemate Charlie & Super Bisexual Rodrigo Bore Up The UK House! Charlie Claims To Have Slept With 103 Women, 69 Men!
I was excited to learn the Big Brother UK house had a Super Gay housemate but then it took me literally a day and a half to become bored with him. Really bitch, you say you slept with 103 different women and 69 different guys and you're only 22 fucking whore slut tramp years old?
As for Rodrigo, he isn't anything special. Kinda looks like a twink yet 23 ancient years old. So over him. And then there's Halfwit who thinks he's bisexual too. Finally there's a buff and tuff lesbian Lisa who seems to be getting under everyone's skin but I kinda like here. I can't stand Douche Bag Wolverine. I'm just happy that this is not our version of this year's Big Brother.
Allison Grodner, do us better with our own Gay and Lesbian houseguests this summer!
Okay wait a gay minute, suddenly Charlie looks adorably hot in this video found on Big Brother UK's official website where a weirdo lady comes on strongly towards an underwear wearing Charlie. Kinda hot and kinda gross at the same time. Enjoy!
June 14, 2009
Big Brother UK | Wolverine DoucheBag & Hardcore Lesbo Lisa Fight 11 Days Into The House! And Yes That Girl From Real World Sydney Is In The House
June 13, 2009
Big Brother 10 Vsuls | Vintage Bodybuilder Jessie Godderz Photos! Plus Big Brother UK Started 10 Days Ago!
I had to unload these beautiful pictures before the new season of Big Brother starts July 9th!
I am also announcing that this season, depending on the collection of houseguests I will only the week's happenings in one post. I just don't have the time to cover every second of this show but I will cover all the best fights, the best Vsuls, the best screencaps of the guys, the best drama and the best conspiracy theories this new year well bring.
Plus I had no idea Big Brother UK has already started! WTF! So far this new UK season has had 2 females evicted and one female housemate that WALKED OFF THE FUCKING SHOW! I mean it's only been 10 days into the new season and a TWAT walked off!
The new UK season also has 16 people, 8 dicks and 8 twats, having to stay in the living room until they compete and become "official" housemates. Well after Sophia was evicted everyone became houseguests minus the 1st evictee and the woman who walked off. It seems she missed her kids she left home too much and just had to see them. Public outcry was directed towards Saffia because she left her 7 year old daughter and 13 month old son with her "mother" and for some reason the public was just shocked that a woman would leave her children for potentially 13 weeks to win some DAMN MONEY FOR HER FAMILY!
In our own U.S. Big Brother that one girl left her babies at home to compete and even though American fans here did hold it against her it really wasn't that big of a deal.
And yes Big Brother UK this season has a gay boy! I'll profile him tomorrow!
If you can't wait then visit Big Brother UK's official website now!
Update! There's a bisexual twink in the BBUK house! And I think a hardcore Lesbian and a Wolverine douche bag?
June 12, 2009
Big Brother 10 Vsuls | Jessie Godderz Newest Bodybuilding Photos! Big Brother 11 Better Top Jessie's Body! More Fur On The Next One!
Oh I can only wish for a beefy, slightly hairy muscled Hugh Jackman look alike in the house, give him an accent and make him "label" free in terms of his sexuality.
With my BB luck we'll have a female bodybuilder this season. An early fuck you to Allison Grodner for that one. I still expect a gay couple in the house or someone who's for and against Gay Marriage, this year's hot hot HOT topic that will find its way into the house.
I guess maybe a lesbian bodybuilder this year?
Do you want to revisit Big Brother 10's hotness?!?! Then head on over to GuyTVBlog.com's Big Brother 10 Vsuls for a complete photo breakdown of all the shirtless actions of Jessie, Memphis, Jessie, Steven, Jessie, Dan, Jessie and Jessie!
June 11, 2009
Miami Social | A Mix Of Miami Hotness And Miami Douchebagness! So Far I'm Team Michael over Team Ariel. And Yes, That's Hardy From Big Brother 2
June 9, 2009
GTVB's WorkOut! | The Bachelorette 5's Eliminated Bachelor Mathue Johnson Joins Jackie Warner's Sky Sports & Spa! Maybe Featured In Workout! Season 4?!?!
A GuyTVBlog.com reader writes in telling us "Confirmed! Mathue has been spotted during my workout at Sky Sport & Spa this morning (06.08.09)!" Fucking A man.
There's still no word on Season 4 of Bravo's Workout yet but if it does come back for a fourth season then I expect this beautiful gorgeous beast of a man will be profiled as he looks for his own Bachelorette in the crazy sexy city of Los Angeles. Oh man... seeing a sweaty buff, ripped Mathue in Bravo's High Definition will definitely be a treat for the year.
June 8, 2009
Epic GuyTV Crush | So You Think You Can Dance's Jonathan Platero!
June 7, 2009
Game Wood | APB's Very Very Very Sexy Criminal!
June 6, 2009
Game Wood | APB's Very Sexy Enforcer!
What is APB? The official website writes...
"Imagine a living breathing city, but for the first time ever an online one. Streets full of vehicles, thousands of civilians going about their daily life.
Now introduce 100 players to this online city. Their mission in life is to achieve fame and fortune, and achieve it fast.
Naturally many will take to a life of crime, feeding on the city, its people and its businesses.
The other players though, the enforcers, will feed on these criminal players.
What will the outcome be?
The great thing is, we don’t know. It’s an online sandbox. Many players will gain fame, fortune or notoriety. Alliances will be formed, rivalries will be bitter.
One thing we do know, every player will be unique. Thanks to leading edge technology, players can personalise their looks, clothing, vehicles and music.
Welcome to the next evolution of action games into the persistent online space."
APB | Official PC Game Website
Tomorrow I'll post the game's HOTTEST criminal players. It's worth the wait, trust me!
June 5, 2009
MTV's The Duel 2 | Landon Models A Juice Box Belt And Only A Juice Box Belt! HOT DAMN MOMENT On Landon's Bare Ass!
June 4, 2009
GuyTV Crush | The Bachelorette's Mathue Johnson! Now Training At Jackie Warner's Sky Sports & Spa!
It seems his incredibly fit body has landed him a gig over at Jackie Warner's Sky Sports & Spa gym thing. Now he's not on the official roster as of yet meaning his profile on the website but I suspect he's not done with reality television. If Bravo does indeed bring back another season of Workout I expect Mathue to be a new cast member who's looking for love and a new life in a new city.
June 3, 2009
GTVB's Dream Romance! The Bachelorette's Eliminated Incredibly Fit Mathue & Hunky Redneck Brian Really Should Date Each Other!
Both Mathue and Brian were eliminated last week. Brian for apparently having a small penis when he took off his clothes and jumped butt naked in the pool and Mathue for being far too beautiful for that hag and just being an emotional person who held too much back. Brian would be the hot bottom with Mathue being the hot muscled top.
I just hope on their exit to the Mansion they consoled each other... in their hotel room before their flight home!
Plus Mathue tells us he's now training at Jackie Warner's HOT ASS Sky Sports & Spa gym. Could we be seeing more of Mathue on next season's Workout!?!?!? Oh I hope so! More on Mathue tomorrow!
June 2, 2009
E3 2009 | Wow! Just Wow! The Beatles! Zombies! Oh My!
Plus today is Nintendo and Sony's Hot As Fuck Press Conferences! Tune into G4TV or watch online at GameSpot.com to see it LIVE!
The Beatles: Rock Band | Official Kick Ass Website